Pain edition
bollocks have gone septic
anime
thinking about ladies with willies again lads
do you reckon the people who are defending mandela are the same ones who obsessively defend mao and stalin
also poley here http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/79132572/#79134226
>>79170024
Funny, I have ball pain as well. Getting worried haha
>>79170045
This one was linked first you fucking retard
things that should be legal
>racism against whites
>pedophilia
>beastality
>incest
>marrying family
>gay marriage
>transgenders using the bathroom they want
>hormone therapy under nhs
>punches nazis
>murdering nazis
>punching rich people
>>79170047
nah, I feel like the average joe knows Stalin and Mao were cunts but hasn't heard of necklacing
la mer
16 years old
>>79170045
no we aren't you big fucking gay
>>79169954
madness
>>79170108
prime shagging age
>>79170045
NAZI SCUM FUCK OFF
>>79170108
probable mental capacity of a 12 year old tbqhwyl
>>79170093
>>79170087
Shamefully kek'd out loud at this awful fucking joke
any nonce man in
>>79170135
>>79170093
>>79170030
lead thyself to gas chamber
>>79170129
>boring underage politics mong arseblasted no one wants to use his shit fucking thread
Going to a baseball game this week lads
Yanks need to be exterminated
>>79170173
gas yourself
will heem this black sun cunt if he doesn't give it a rest
Notice how it's always the rorkes who are autistic and split the threads?
Report him
FUCK AND SUCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERY CHUCK JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>79170184
You need to pay nato denbts
>>79170135
beter version
>>79170175
>>79170184
fantastic post, i'd buy you a pint if i could but instead have this slag
>>79170175
why are there so many regular season games in baseball
it's insanity, you could clearly find out who the best teams are in half the games
>>79170199
spoke too soon leftypol >>79170218
also the china poster
>>79170212
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>american education
ignore and report
>there are only 5 submersibles in the world which can ever reach he abyssal plain, let alone deeper trenches
>they've only explored less than 5% of it
>>79170216
>>79170267
*the kshitters
You forgot that part
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K5qVWG5CXU
ahh yes, the obsessive thread linker returns
add 79169988 to your filter patterns and it'll stop
just took a shower and when i cleaned my ass i got shit all over the wash cloth
>>79170239
>It's a racist thread but it's not a rorke
yeah sure, also the china poster is always first, whenever he isn't, he doesn't spam the other thread
You guys need to learn some new etiquette
just had a fap
>>79170256
>Ill be doing this all day
how egregiously pathetic
*flicks the filter on and sits back while the Help arrives*
>>79169298
cpáнo-дeбилный гoмoceкпeдepacтy
Lol rorkes are hypocrites
>>79170268
Cathulu is a gud boi he dindu nuffin
>>79170304
is it possible to compensate this Help with monies or goods? to thank them for their service and to ensure quick response time in the future?
>>79170301
There's no one in that thread, I don't understand
>>79170204
>cathulu
filtered the runt
PICKLE RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
PICKLE RICK IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>79170350
Shut up mongo
>>79170338
actually, their employment contract regards their work as a "voluntary position", wouldn't ya know
>>79170395
so...they do it for free? what nice people
rust dad ta trap
>>79170395
They do it for free
>>79170311
nice reddit image
hmm
that's not actually a left wing person, and is actually just a right wing person who's bitter that his new isn't the one everyone's posting it, and he's false flagging as a left wing person since that fits his own narrative of /brit/ being raided by left wing people
>>79170479
oh shut it
>>79170479
you must be some kinda genius
>>79170479
>le leftypol raid boogeyman
>>79170479
you shouldnt acknowledge him
>>79170518
I'm not giving him (You)s
that's all that matters
Any footy on today lads?
>doing whats best for one political system rather than just doing whats best for the country
Never understood this concept lads
Alri lads
>>79170607
join us in the centre
This is kind of spamming is what killed /epl/ in 2014
>>79170628
Hola Allan
janitor shitcunt is around he deleted a few of my posts in the last thread
>rorke
>Paki girl at work (born in England and with a posh accent) who I'm falling in love with
>She looks like Jasmine from Aladdin
>She's very proper and polite
>Her friend told me she likes me
Do NOT know how to deal with this. I want white children.
how to get over being ugly, srs. I feel like all the problems in my life stem from me being short and ugly. For example no female attention, also never respected at work, also looked down upon by everyone and hard to make friends when your "friends" spend half the tiem making fun of you for being short and ugly
>>79170628
is this photoshopped
>>79170665
oh dear, already thinking about children
>>79170665
unironically wonder if this will happent o me really want white kids not racist just want themt o have an easy life
refuse to believe anyone could be over 16 and never kissed a girl properly or held their hand
>>79170712
I didn't till 18
>>79170639
Sounds fun
>>79170301
i actually just reported you for online hate speech because you're an annoying faggot. enjoy getting vanned
>>79170628
look sharp alan
just kidding, looking like a bald manlet as usual
when did you all become even more autistic. havent been here since january
>>79170692
No point being in a relationship with someone that I don't intend to have children with. Waste of time
neurotic sluts. Thoughts?
irmas big lads
>>79170712
>>79170479
dont believe you he did this the other day and he was posting left wing comments before that
>>79170779
biological automaton, you make me sick
>fit non-white fancies me
>b-b-b-but I want white children
absolute STATE of rorke
>>79170712
agree if it wasn't for the fact i'm 28 and never kissed a girl properly
24 and I've never had sex, kissed a girl, or held her hand
Starting uni again in a couple of weeks (KCL), do I have any hope?
>>79170765
Being autistic is a part of being british
>>79170779
>No point being in a relationship with someone that I don't intend to have children with
>>79170765
/brit/ has always been shit
state of this thread spammer
dont bother reporting shitcunt already knows about the spam he simply cant be arsed
>I just want a relationship so that I can have kids
nonce
blow your chest out your back
>>79170712
yeah well
>>79170843
t. spammer
>>79170843
janny clearly in on it
lovehoney got a 25%sale on everything, should i get something lads?
>>79170204
soundtrack to Olympiad-2012's tournament of basketball at half-time, good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg
I care 0, whether any man thinks they be songz4plenz (or no').
got a job interview lads
things that should be legal
>racism against whites
>pedophilia
>beastality
>incest
>marrying family
>gay marriage
>transgenders using the bathroom they want
>hormone therapy under nhs
>cuckoldry
anything else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxSCAhHXNo
>>79170894
buttplug to shove up the ol harris
>>79170913
good luck
in a bipolar upswing haha alri lads!!
>>79170712
Not significant in the slightest. You should look at the distribution of sex over several decades. Cool that you kissed a girl behind the farm when you were 15. But some of us choose to follow prestigious/long studies and bang quality women from age 23 or so. Lost my virginity at 19 btw but she was a 42 years old Brazilian mom.
>>79170896
give rossiya qt
best south park episode?
>>79170665
Post pictures
>>79170826
holy shit are you me 2 years ago exactly the same haha now i'm 26 and nothing changed
(meet you at waterfront for the cheap booze mate)
>>79170806
There are other fit white girls that are into me too but I just don't like them as much as this girl. Told myself I'm not into the brown girl but I just am and can't deny it. She's even got a really muslim name too... Hate myself.
>>79170829
It's true though isn't it? I'm in my mid 20s and I want kids soon
>>79170940
>implying you aren't an autistic virgin
>>79170896
oh so that's where that duplicate file was
alan has arrived
>>79170922
already got a njoy pure plug large and xl when it comes to buttplugs
man yells at cloud
>>79170955
lol haha
what's the best way to meet people?
also why haven't you made it?
man spams thread
did the man spam the post
man does the thing
>i have a prestigious / quality education and love to have sex with top quality women, that's why i live in thailand
dont even have a bradley for this lads haha
>>79170945
Ironically the one about Starbucks vs the little family coffee shop. It was kind of an epiphany for me at the time (I was like 14) to see so much freedom in writing comedy and it aligned with my burgeoning libertarian opinions at the time (the small coffee shop had shit coffee and Starbucks is successful because it's good).
the ting go skrrrat
The only reason xenophobia has found a home in England amongst the white nationalism furore is because capitalism is failing the masses. Why would an ordinary bloke hate the brown or black guy next door were it not because of his/her failing job prospects, lack of opportunity, abysmal living conditions? These are all symptoms of capitalist failure
Need a job lads. Not even on the dole.
I guarantee if I post just one willy the janny will have it taken care of within the minute
there is no justice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxNfFk8VBUs
banging tune boys
me on the right
Only 150 more posts and we get to make a new thread
Yippee!
>>79170229
Sorry, I don't go for slags.
but when I do go, it's only for šljúkh and kúrv.
>were all in here lads
>5 replies
The absolute STATE of spammers
>>79171105
in fairness if youre born in a 1st world country and someone from another country comes and make use of opportunities you squandered then its your own fault
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
Love slags
Personally just love oppressing people of colour.
>>79171185
This
The white working class unironically do not deserve saving
>>79171170
the sight of large glands on a female causes blood to rush to and engorge my phallus
why is this?
>>79170939
Woah quite a bit of passive aggressivenes
I in fact kissed a girl INSIDE a barnhouse at 13
>>79171185
ah yes not the fault of affirmitive action at all hmmm
>>79171203
love that cheeky smirk
fact: humans are the most powerful species in the galaxy
>>79171203
>he's watching...
FUCK off and die you stupid cunt
>>79171287
Greys BTFO
>>79171287
*blocks your path*
just to punish this nonce for his autism, we should boycott his thread even after the bump limit
who's with me
how is the black sun racist or rorke? it's literally just a religious pagan symbol
Think my mental faculties are starting to be overwhelmed by how many genders their are. Its just so hard to deal with ordinary life processing all of them.
>Doing his all day
lmao get a life kiddo
really activating my almonds
Is it true nassim is the king of /brit/ ? He keeps telling us that on /fr/ when we riducule him. He says "I go back to brit, at least they respect me, I'm like their benevolent big brother". I mean, this guy is literally a pedophile doing sexual tourism in thailand.
I gobble down cocks like they're cadburys fingers
>>79171185
>In fairness
It's not fair at all. Someone coming from a country with lower standards and wages will be willing to work for cheaper than you do. Repeat that over several generations and you have a system to constantly drive wages down and put more and more pressure on the workers (even the previous immigrants) as they can always be replaced by new immigrants. That's the real issue with mass immigration and communist from the 60s-70s understood it before being infiltrated it and destroyed. Brainlet making it about race are other useful idiots
>>79171370
>nassim
Who?
http://www.politics.co.uk/blogs/2017/09/06/nationalism-is-turning-britain-into-a-basket-case
Fuck rorkes
>>79171370
who
>>79170628
Looking smooth, man. I saw thee on t.v. a fortnight ago, gave a great interview.
>>79171339
>their
not surprised you're have trouble with this 2bh
Octopi are literally more intelligent then humans its just white people oppress them.
>>79171370
No we all bully him for being a big bald manlet nonce that thinks his posts are worth more than any of our own
>>79171370
His name is Alan
>>79171402
>>79171404
Him >>79171397
>>79171403
ah yes not the trillions of shitskins no its the white peoples fault
>>79171246
Yea sorry for taking it personally lad. I hadn't kissed a girl by 16 :(
>>79171397
That's what trade unions are for
LET ME TELL YOU HOW IT WILL BE
stomping round the house in an aggressive strop
>>79171444
my king...
>>79171454
Ah its alright son hope you enjoyed your holiday in Algeria and spain xx
Yikes:
>We might as well call it what it is. Britain is prepared to sabotage its own economy in order to stop foreigners from living here. It is happening because the demands of xenophobes are now the primary motivating force of government policy.
saving my first kiss for marriage
>get excited because i get a you
>its the bot
anyone really fucking annoyed at this?
>>79171457
>bot
lmao sure thing kiddo
>>79171384
i tend to eat chocolate rather cautiously because i have sensitive teeth and sweets can be quite painful
>>79171456
Infiltrated and corrupt as well (their heads at least which is enough) in all European countries. Inexistant elsewhere.
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/09/was-charlottesville-a-turning-point-for-the-alt-right/538824/?utm_source=feed
lmao 2bh
We should make it so nassim and that ugly trap paki of yours get in a relationship.
/cum/ is better
its like when you get a text but its just from your operator...
>>79171545
not giving clicks to FAKE NEWS!
>>79171150
the virgin vs chad walk
>>79171543
But they ensure you can't get undercut by cheap labour
>>79171487
yeah who cares about white people what we really need is rich niggers
going to bed
good night
>>79171411
Why did you post a random Tunisian gentleman?
What did you mean by this?
Saving my first wank for divorce
Alan's the type of lad who'd let you stay on his couch if you were stranded in Thailand , can't say thailad would do the same
out of 2, 600 billionaires only 5 of them are black, tell me how they aren't sub100 iq cunts again?
>>79171533
I filtered the post number so if I get a you and I can't find it I know it's from him
>>79171612
Tu vas fermer ta gueule 5 minutes, espèce de fils de putain ?
>>79171656
tell me why you arent a billionaire
slowly realizing i'm not actually remotely prepared for university after spending 3 years doing nothing.
>>79171692
how do you know he isnt
>>79171692
I'm only 18
>>79171697
What's to prepare except working ?
think ive actually broke my dick
>>79171717
this wasn't me
also how do you know I'm not? I don't believe in the pursuit of money, I'm a buddhist indian it goes against my beliefs, ascetism is what we all should follow
>>79171751
Based Janny
>the state of the French faggot who didn't get a single (you)
>Hey lads how about this we make Algerian date Ribena haha lads gimmicks hehehe
>*Crickets*
So somebody explains me about this whole town's pedohile rings. Is it mandatory for all children ? Is it true police will arrest parents trying to have their kids dodge the enlistment ? That's sick, to be completely frank.
Looking for love
>>79171799
thought you were leaving /brit/
>>79171721
know fuck all about citation systems even though i've already been to uni briefly (and thus know they don't bother handholding, they just throw you in and expect you to learn to swim or fuck off.)
haven't had to write even runt tier secondary school essays in years, let alone properly structured university ones
no understanding whatsoever of how i've got to allocate my time
>>79171816
I did but then they started remembering all the girls who rejected them in elementary school on /fr/. Was an absolute shitshow and I had nowhere else to go
I'll make the new when it's time lads, fuck the spammer
recon there's not a single lad in here who could beat me in an ugly contest
>>79171827
>not taking your maintenance loan and using it to pay pajeets to write your essays
poor display
>>79171871
Fine, just don't post it a second before 310 posts. You're just as bad
>>79171170
ochen horosho
>>79171868
who's more autistic /fr/ or /brit/
>>79171927
janny
>>79171827
You can probably find methodology on the internet for making proper essays. For allocating your time, you should probably discuss with other students, or see if there isn't learning support group.
You should find a couple of people who would work with you for example, so you can motivate and help each others.
>>79171871
can I make the next one comrade? I want to dedicate it to lenin
>>79171978
Horosho kamrad, let us share precious resources, you may make the new
>>79171945
/fr/ but it's also more cultured when the right posters are there
>>79171765
>buddhist
>asceticism
hmm
Rubber soul is the best beatles album desu
>>79172033
Good post
>hes here
>>79172019
>when the right posters are there
Yeah, when you're not posting.
>>79172040
I agree
>>79172062
>>79172033
retards it means avoiding material pursuits
>Asceticism has been historically observed in many religious traditions, including Buddhism, Christianity, Hinduism, Jainism and Judaism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asceticism
>>79172087
Thanks
>tfw pre-emptively made a new just to piss off the commie LARPers
Won't link it but it's in the catalogue standing by until needed x
Business idea : get rich or die trying
Realistic business idea : get rich or go to jail trying
>>79172007
Australian posting with a proxy
You have no fucking idea what you're talking about. Never reply to my posts again you dirty fucking cretin.
The GF's low-key breaking up with me because I don't want to quit smoking :(
>>79172118
>>79172094
that depends on the degree to which you practice it
>The historical Siddhartha Gautama adopted an extreme ascetic life in search of enlightenment.[64] However, after enlightenment, as the Buddha, he rejected extreme asceticism.[65]
indyref2 soon
>>79172121
sell drugs
>>79172154
It will fail even harder then the first one
>>79172143
>can't even keep a cheap third world whore
>>79172121
alri curtis
hi
explain
>>79172202
hello
>>79172176
She's a very successful real-estate agent lad. Don't be insulting to people who are important to me. Please and thank you.
>>79172204
good for kids to learn 2 languages
>>79172152
>extreme ascetism
>extreme
didn't say he avoided ascetism, just extreme ascetism. you can't be buddhists and not be atleast a bit ascetic
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5q4cL9qZQI
>you will never march over 6000 miles with the red army while singing this to avoid the nationalist scum
still watching this Puerto Rico hotel stream of the hurricane
fuck me those salted caramel ice creams from Tesco are fucking delicious.
>>79172220
how are you?
>>79172240
well yeah that's why i wanted him to clarify
>>79172204
all the christian foster parents have been sent to jail because theyre racist
>>79172246
link?
Thinking of becoming a monarchist lads, but not sure if people who disagree with the monarch will start a rebellion instead of voting for their party like in a democracy.
>>79172229
>real estate agent
>she rents condos to fat, grim sex tourists in bangkok
>>79172263
yeah that's how i found it
>>79172263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q2CzQclKQc
>>79172241
at first i thought you were trolling but as time goes on it's more obvious you're just laughably sad
>>79172071
>>79172071
>>79172071
We're all in here lads
>>79172143
It really reads like you're hiring a prostitute.
>273
fucking state
>>79172279
>>79172323
you sad, stupid cunts
hurricanes are the wrath of god
>>79172229
>Very successful third world real estate agent
>>79172400
Reading this post in my 200€ a month condominium appartement (thé swimming pool and gym don't appear on the picture but they're pretty cool) while appreciating the irony of a cunt who pays 5 times that for a 18sqm rabbithole in a low-rent building from the 60s that can burn down at any moment telling me that
>>79172432
forgot about this girl
whats her name again, seem to remember her being slightly crazy in some way
>>79172555
>renting
lol
>>79172567
danni meow
>>79172567
is yahoo faulty?
http://imgur.com/gallery/AxyKCPg
>>79172094
>Buddha practiced severe asceticism before his enlightenment and recommended a non-ascetic middle way thereafter.
>>79172400
What's your point?
going down to the gf shop, anyone want anything?
>>79172555
>I even sleep in a sport car