/cum/

When do we switch allegiance to communist Chyna?

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This is hte official one

who /fat/ here?

6'2"
217lbs

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misa

tfw no gf

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I vote we migrate to the Tommy Flanagan edition next, not the gook one.

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I am a registered sex offender AMA

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>>79153060
6'0
152lbs

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>>79153045
Reminder being fucked in the ass doesn't make you a non-virgin.

>>79153062
All that pseudo-german is annoying to read
fuck off

>>79153009
thoughts on thots?

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>>79153078
Hehe, too slow kid. nuthin personnel.

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>7 /cum/s

>>79153099
want them dead

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>>79153105
>>7 /cum/s

>>79153099
they won't be my gf so I hate them

suicide is the only answer

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lol

>>79153129
what's the question?

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My current mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exVwi9IhIik

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JANNY GONNA FREAK

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>>79153136
A whole seven of them at the same time...?

>>79153137
life

>>79153062
Really making me have a think....

Any cum regulars also jannies?

i'm back. had to get some beer and some jerky
a real mans dinner

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FUCKING DRUMPF CAUSED ALL THE HURRICANES!

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>i don't get attention or affection from women so I hate them

my current mood:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QINoUyrP0BI

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Lol, the Janny is going to get so mad at us! We're so screwed!

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>>79153136
I predict chaos

>ctrl+f
>7 /cum/s

>>79153154
that's not a question dumbo

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>>79153167
Judging by how many /cum/ threads we have up I'd say no

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Hi, mod Cara made the threads. Get her in trouble.

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Everyone make a new /cum/ thread!

This is war!

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>>79153178

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Please post your favorite image that you currently have access to on your computer's SSD or HDD.

This one is mine.

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>her

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>>79153222

I DIDNT

>>79153234
>1000 hours in Paint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1i23FhJxdg

russian anti-gay song

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>>79153239

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>>79153239

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>her

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What is the best Primus song?

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>>79153248
yes lick

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>>79153239

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>>79153239

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>>79153239

>>79153268
to defy the laws of tradition

>>79153270
weirdo

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>>79153239

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>>79153136
me second from left

helo im here

>>79153305
Finally.

Now we can move on to business.

>>79153292

And people say niggers cant be gingers

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>>79153239

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>>79153239

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>>79153305

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>>79153239
Do gifs count?

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the gf again

>>79153305
who

>>79153239
link full pic

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Why yes, I do indeed drink semen

Hola!

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>>79153328
sure

>>79153305
the absolute madman

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I wanna fiesta with Cara.

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>>79153315
Who you callin' a nigger?

>>79153342
its me

>>79153323
i dont want that

>>79153343
I have been trying, guy, but I can't just find it. I've seen the full and didn't bother saving it.

Someday.

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I like this.

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>>79153370

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>>79153239

gonna fucking drink protein right now guys

>>79153401
bit gay

>>79153401
kys

converting to a liberal to fit in with the campus normies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2r8qpf2Paw

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>>79153424
there's a better option

whatever happened to bucks anyway
where'd he go

>>79153424
"liberal" is probably considered Far Right depending on your major tbqh

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>>79153239

>>79153466
rip

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>>79153394
hope i get to lick a girls private bits one day and make her feel good

>>79153466
He said he was really busy when he came back a week ago, so he can't post as much.

>>79153394
eating fat is not healthy

>>79153493
Lmao, not with that lil' thing in your mouth tonguelet.

>>79153495
Tell him I said hi

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>>79153482
aryans are so wasteful

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>>79153424
Be a Radical Centrist Reactionary Ethnonationalistic Authoritarian instead.

>>79153519
He probably won't be coming back desu

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>>79153513
>dietary fat makes you fat
t. Mr. Shekelstein

>>79153524
That's a Pole, not a smelly Sc*ndinavian.

why do my toenails smell cheesy?

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>tfw you realize this semester isn't going to be any different

I've never met a chicano and walked away from him saying "wow what an intelligent guy"

>>79153391
>>79153391
l-lewd....

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GADJI BERI BIMBA CLANDRIDI
LAULI LONNI CADORI GADJAM
A BIM BERI GLASSALA GLANDRIDE
E GLASSALA TUFFM I ZIMBRA

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putting a week old banana in this protein shake was a mistake

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>Irma is the largest hurricane ever recorded in the Atlantic
RIP Caribbean, Florida, and the Gulf.

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Reminder to stop masturbating

>>79153548
rip

>>79153564
only post i've laughed at today

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Why yes, I am a part of the modern bourgeouisie

i don't want to put my mouth near a vagina or anus

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I'd like to inform everyone that I was had a one night stand with a young latina mother and I suckled on her breasts.

Milk came out, and it was actually quite a pleasant experience for both of us.

>>79153532
>Authoritarian
bit gay

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>only post i've laughed at today

>>79153467
Canada is very liberal so you are wrong

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>>79153609

why did the communist party stop having a leader
because the authoritarian left

despise the fact i have to share this nation with non-whites (honestly i'd ban most europeans as well)

my ancestors literally moved from Northumbria to the Jamestown colony as a pastor

do you think they wanted some shithole nigger country where Protestantism has become pro-gay and is being replaced by beaner Catholics? NO.

If anyone has the right to say this is my country is is me. There are no Powhatan left. Virginia is for protestant men of British ancestry and it has been robbed from me

Why has it been stolen? So I can watch tv and buy collector items with no purpose other than to consume as I am slowly replaced by spic and other aliens who will allegedly pay my pension

there are only three deaths allowed to me
1. suicide
2. die in a war for jews
3. swallow my pride and contribute to the system that destroyed my people so i can live to old age and suffer for decades

there is no escape

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>>79153631
>tfw too intelligent to have my posts understood

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anyone remember vape man?

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I am currently listening to anime music.

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>anyone remember vape man?

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>>79153572

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>>79153656

how do i get a 2D gf?

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>I am currently listening to anime music.

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>>anyone remember vape man?

Her is unironically one of my favourite movies of all time, thoughts?

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>>I am currently listening to anime music.

>>79153680
never saw it

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>Her is unironically one of my favourite movies of all time, thoughts?

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This is the best anime music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__TV6usgeA

PROVE
ME
WRONG

pls
at
least
gimme
one
reply

>>79153680
whats it about

mine is iron giant by the way, if you wanted to know

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>>>anyone remember vape man?

>>79153652
Sounds like an abstract hell

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>cara

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>This is the best anime music

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we can do better... only 8? don't tell me you're too pussy to make a thread on anonymous image board.

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>>79153680
Joaquim is a very good actor

>>79153694
À guy going through a divorce falls in love with his AI operating system. It's set in a near future LA

>>79153693
I like that one persona song that goes

>>79153466
pronouns: they/them/theirs (for example: “do you know loan? they are so funny on their blog, i love following them.”)

born in Viet Nam, raised in the U.S. queer, gender non-conforming/women of color (you can ask more about this if you’d like), disabled (chronic pain, scoliosis), southern by choice and by circumstance. my presentation can be read as masculine though i don’t identify that way. i’m employed and doing stuff i really enjoy. i’m light skinned and i speak english and vietnamese.

my partner and wife is Jess (cunthulhu) and we live in a cute lil house with our dog Tabi.

i’m an organizer and have worked on/currently working on im/migrant justice, interpersonal/dating/domestic violence, queer and trans stuff, and building youth power. i’m into communications and media strategies, nuances, solidarity, coalition building, and sometimes campaign stuff. i’d be down to talk about this!

i roll with revolutionaries. no red-baiting. and especially no red-baiting from other left folks. no shit from neoliberals.

i’m a writer who tries to share my writing as responsibly as possible. sometimes i fail but i work on it. sometimes i freelance and visit college campuses to do workshops or give talks. if you’d be interested in something like that you can

yummity-yum yums

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>handlet
>dicklet
JUST

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>Media trying to make me care about the Rohingya
kek, no

Why does the West have such a pro Muslim bias?

The Rohingya are literal terrorist separatists. They are not even native to Burma.

The media treats Muslim as a minority despite being the biggest religion in Asia that has already displaced Buddhists and Hindus in Bangladesh, Pakistan, Indonesia and Malaysia.

Meanwhile Muslims regularly kill and displace non-Muslims.

Seriously fuck the West for trying to ruin a already Muslimfied Asia

>>79153693
this is the saddest anime song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKNv8QKLJeE

>>>/r9k/39550447
Thoughts?

come to /cum/ xD

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could go for a bagel BELT right about now

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>>79153793
[loud beeping noises]

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>r9k

>>79153785
long story short there are a lot of antiwhite jews controlling what we think

the smoke from the forest fires is so bad i'm starting to worry about my health and my car
i can only imagine what its air filter looks like. my poor car

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>>79153813
How do we stop Jewish terrorism?

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Ashkenazi Jews are degenerate scum
Sephardi Jews are financial masterminds

>>79153693
this my favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjR2K-3rUaE

>>79153846
wtf i love jews now

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>>79153825
The last time they did terrorism in a big way they got an entire country out of it. Obviously they are quite good at it.

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>>79153846
THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOtMpFNSlCA

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Somebody make another thread

reply to me ya'll

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>>79153152
Bebi no

REMINDER: Jews are the master race and to be granted the privilege of marrying a jewess is the greatest gift you could receive in life

went to montana once, the only non-whites i saw were japanese tourists at yellowstone

in fact the only non-whites i saw in the midwest were nigger tourists at mt Rushmore and some nigs who worked at the Omaha airport

>>79153872
post this shit to reddit i am literally dying of laughter hahahaha fucknig epic

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Does this can looks bad to you? Are those bumps normal?

Top.

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What're you listening to /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlTfYj7q5gQ

i'm not sure i ever met a jew
maybe a non-practicing jew, idk

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we need to make it to 10 cum threads

>>79153903
It looks fine

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this is a reptillionoid female, do not be deceived

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>>79153903
Bottom.

>>79153895
truly the greatest state

>>79153895
The city I live in the Midwest has many blacks, Asians, Hispanics, Muslims.

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>telling others to make /cum/ threads for le ebin raid XD
>not just doing it himself
Faggot tier

>>79153903
>>79153925
why are you so insipid

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>read Huck Finn
>so many n words with hard R's

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>>79153895
>>79153937
You can thank us for that

>>79153941
Thanks Obama

>>79153944
i can only have 5 threads up on 4chan at a time.

>>79153911
west end richmond (just east of me) has a very high jewish population

there is a synagogue five minutes from my house

i see jews walking around all the time

>>79153937
give me a job in montana

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>scholarship renewal not approved

>>79153951
>ywn be in 3rd grade again and have to read huck finn out loud with the rest of the class
the teacher let every kid say "nigger" at least once

>jews control the world
>not jesuits
lol

>>79153895
Only wh*tes would want to live in a state with an apocalypse inducing volcano

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>>79153970
you know how hard it is to find work here

>>79153962

Lost weight due to being forced to eat well by the gf.
Anyone know of any good belts?

>>79153972
that's what you get for being too stupid to get good grades

>>79153968
>there is only one way to post on 4chan

>>79153975
jesuits in the modern era are controlled by kikes

see: pope francis

>>79154003
you have a construction job, in virginia all you have to do is know one person and you have a construction job

i'd do that for a few years and then i'd go to some univeristy in montana for forestry

move me out there

going on a night ride by the canal, id bring my camera and take some long exposures but i cant find my tripod

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id like to kiss a girl while holding hands

t b h desu....

>>79154051
true, i could possibly get you a job where i work.
idk maybe i will ;^)

All people living south of the Mexican border are subhumans.

spilled my spaghetti everywhere

>>79154098
why do you crave that so much

>>79154122
story?

>>79153948
Im just paranoid.
Its raining and i wont go to walmart till friday, this is all i have for now.

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Haven't had a drink in nearly four weeks buds

Things are starting to look up

Girls have soft lips and skin.
It's really nice to kiss girls.

need chinkmoot-sama to notice /cum/

>>79154137
It's raining here, too. Are you finally a non-N*rteño Mexican like me?

>>79154142
gay

>>79153087
What happened?

>>79154116
Belize is okay

>>79154110
i'd seriously do it if you could and i had a place to stay until i made some money

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>>79154123
i want to touch a girl and that seems like the most plausible think that could happen to me...

on my couch, taking turns drinking strawberry vodka.

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>strawberry vodka

Going to Jack in the Box a bit, then going to sit in my car and eat tacos while listening to conservative talk radio because it's hilarious.

>>79154110
serious, i have 2,400 USD in my back account, I will move to Montana if job and pay

>>79154130
It's not interesting I just acted like an awkward freak to my qt lab partner

>>79154198
where?

you wanna hang out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fVabXPjEXY

you now remember this song and 2007

>>79154164
i'm not gonna lie, i'm thinking about it.
i could use a roommate when i move out again, which might be soon

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>>79154197
I have watermelon and vanilla too

so whats everyone eatan? im having baked beans

>>79154227
I'll seriously do it, can give you an email if you want

feeling very jaded and angry tonight

>>79154261
sure
you still use that meme facebook account?
i can message you on there too

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>>79154157
I thought she was my cousin

But she was a undercover cop

>>79154206
share it anyway, I can connect to it on a personal level I'm sure

>>79154206
did you stutter and run away?

>>79154287
elaborate

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>>79154317

>>>/g/62276927

pls help, /cum/

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my raifu

>>79154287
hehe

>>79154323
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dont look at this one a remember it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do you even spill your spaghetti? I've noticed that guys do that in front of qt's all have one thing in common; they all worry too much.

I used to be like that before I just kinda switched my mindset when it came down to it, don't even think, just fucking act and talk normal. don't worry about anything,

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>>79154322
>>79154330
Pull the one on the far left all the way down, the back up and pull the other ones up until they meet it

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>>79154317
I was walking to the gas station to get my dick wet but I saw my sister, or so I thought, I gave her the money since she is family and we were about to do the deed until she showed her badge. I thought she was roleplaying so I went on with it, but she wasn't roleplaying since she was a actual cop

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>>79154347
i have the 'tism

>>79154347
basically this

>>79154347
some people get anxiety so bad they can't think any other way even if they wanted to
Getting away from it is a gradual process that takes a lot of mental effort and perseverance

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20 years ago there were no muslims

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>>79154361
>sister, or so I thought

>>79154363
so do I, i'm the other 'tism leaf here

just don't think about it, ignore all the thoughts rushing through your head when you're in that zone. I used to get them all the time those unpleasant thoughts.

if all else fails get some phenibut, anon. It soothes my autism and turns me into a social butterfly, no anxiety or bullshit. It's a nootropic but it's basically a legal benzo. you should try it, works wonders for me

>>79154402
How many siblings do you have?

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girls are princesses

>>79154396
>a few decades ago there were much less muslims in Europe
>Now there are much more and many more Islamic terrorist attacks
Who could have predicated this chain of events?

how come nips at concerts only wave glow sticks and jump?

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Is this the average chicano?

>>79154418
Jews are to blame

>>79154422
Asians can't dance, worse than whites actually. Only exception is in the form of dance crews.

>>79154423
croikey that's some hoigh-def footage ya got mate

>>79154284
[email protected]

>you still use that meme facebook account?
yeah, this Algerian girl keeps messaging me and Toronto for some reason so I check it once a week of so

>>79154423
It's not a CHI, it's a CHUpacabra

so after the whole DACA thing goes through, how do you track down and find 800,000 undocumented mexicans? does ICE have the resources for that?

>>79154453
>how do you track down and find 800,000 undocumented mexicans?
go to welfare store and you'll get the majority

>>79154453
literally by using the information they put in the forms to sign up for the program.

>>79154453
Considering their families are already illegals living in the US nothing will change except they can't get Federal gov't services.

fucking pedophiles

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This looks all to familiar. We are fucked fellow florida fags.

don't care about the wellbeing of floridans

>>79154489
they do hurricanes every year, and since they don't have winter it's the only thing that will get rid of the homeless people
probably one of the few places in the US where houses are regularly made from brick too

>>79154480
FUCK that, was stuck in Florida when Hurricane Wilma hit in 05', which was the strongest storm on record at the time it was scary as shit

>>79154480
>Florida gets it's punishment
>Floods Louisiana again
>Hits Houston again
>Another hurricane forming right behind it
Hurricanes: 3
Dixie: 0

>>79154441
alright i got it saved bud
i'll just e-mail you then, not gonna wait a week for you to respond
can't believe i'm actually doing this

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Why do girls stare at me when I turn my head and they're in my line of sight for only a second

>>79154470
YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH A BUNCH OF KIDS FUCK EACHOTHER TO ESCAPE A CLOWN?? LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES FROM A BOK!!

could never date a guy who faps

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>You will never be this manly

>>79154528
I imagine they'll leave that scene out of the film

>>79154520
Why do you stare at girls?
weird
I take my glasses off just to be sure I can't see them.

>>79154517
i will really do it, get me out of the mid-Atlantic and NEET life

>>79154556
They stare at me I don't stare at them

where's the twitter pic where the benders finish "that scene"? >>79154554

I can't stare at girls in the eye, i get super uncomfortable and awkward and 99% of the time the one to look away first

https://youtu.be/pFA3KGp4GuU

>>79154511
Why were you down here, jus curious?

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Can I get like 5 (You)s so I can go to bed?

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will there ever be a better plane?

>>79154596
my parents are snowbirds, they have a house in Cape Coral. Pretty fucking comfy place tbqh

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>captcha says Lane Self
>phone autocorrects to lame self

>>79154616
>not having a pass

cant you afford 20 bucks lmao? I make almost double that

>>79154565
if you really want to, then i'll try to make this work
could use a little help anyway
i'll email you tomorrow or over the weekend with more details about everything

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>>79154510
>>79154489
We don't get shit for help after hurricanes. normalfags think we are jus used to them or some shit. Certainly nothing like Harvey is getting help for.

>>79154616
>not not using legacy
pleb

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>giving money to gookmoot

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>>79154604

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJ6fHNy5NQ

>>79154604
nigh night

>>79154644
Did you even read my post?

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>>79154682
Yes but you clearly didn't read mine closely.

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>>79154615
nice. Yeah if you have never been through a hurricane it is some freaky shit. More so at night when you hear the storm, but you really can't see much when you look outside after the power is out and there aren't even any street lights. It gets pitch black, but you can see the storm beating your house like a black man on his shawty.

https://youtu.be/SfXOT7xHY1Q

>>79154637
alright, I'll watch the email

want to be dead

>>79154703
pretty easy to accomplish

>>79154604
shure

>>79154638
It's more of a problem on the coast though, my parents live probably and hour from tampa inland, and have never had a problem. When katrina came their pool screening came out.
But sometimes there are tornadoes

This gives me hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVzkTd9R44

>>79154719
you would think so.

shoar > shir

>>79154731
Hope of what?

>>79154696
well good thing i don't go there in the summer anymore (no point since it gets decently warm here)

I've only been there once (the time in 05') and last year. was kinda different but pretty good. Wasn't used to the southern accents, the hydro constantly going on and off all the time. How cheap everything is too. Although I love the frequent light thunderstorms

Nice toast

New
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>>79154731
Remove nigger is the first step of every single urban revitalization project tbqh.

>>79154742
>shoar
is this more east coast?

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whats a good fruit vodka

i wanna feel like a girl drinking a fun girly drink

>>79154763
>all those shitty editions up
>Let me make an even worse one

>>79154772
vodka and cranberry juice

>>79154728
So like near Disney then if they are I-4 corridor?

>>79154759
Yeah but the beaches are nice though and there are some qts.But yes I love most are the thunderstorms in the rainy season.

>>79154768
idk (im from maine though)
I only noticed when my ex (from georgia/florida) said shir
but im not sure if it was like a tumblr thing or something she got from her friends

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