/cum/

CLOSER TO THE HEAAARRTT

pumkin spice
so nice

i like dogs

Fuck Drumpf

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Question: how plausible/retarded is 4 hour work days (disregarding jobs that require more than 4 hours of dedicated time)

are these just big shitposting threads

Why don't girls like nice guys

reminder to be my irl friend and to always treat me respectfully and to push me unto improving my life

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>a black guy called me brother

>>79151400
These threads are for the polite discussion of Canadianese, United States and Mexiconian culture. Welcome!

just a friendly reminder that cats are better than dogs in every sense as pets. just in case you were pretending you forgot. :)

>>79151393
u wot?

germans are the worst posters on this board

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misa

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>>>/mu/74988179

made a silly post

>>79151432
usa and canada hvae no culture though
>>79151436
youre fucking daft

>a black guy called me andy milonakis

had a job once

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Eating A&W in my truck in the parking lot by myself

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>no lil Canadian pussy to fuck with

stern reminder to never look at my posts without leaving a (you)

>>79151424
Why does this make you happy

Niggers are subhuman

>>79151468
was it at mcdonalds?

>>79151472
>comfy

>>79151472
*steals a fry*
hey bro you got any ketchup

Explain this

http://www.strawpoll.me/13767841

>>79151487
*heems you*

>>79151468
did you drop out of college yet

>>79151484
I posted that gril, I have more of that girl if you'd like

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>>79151506
Giv Instagram

Never had a job

how do you tell if you are a normie or not?

>>79151499
sorry the fucker didn't give me any and the fries are fresh so they're hot as shit

>>79151516
I had a job this past summer for two weeks

watched predator recently

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i wanna drink strawberry vodka with a girl on my house's couch and lose my kissing virginity

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POst your friend count
currently at 0 (zero)

>>79151521
t. normie
>>79151521
t.autist

Don't like working with niggers desu

Any indiaboos here?

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>>79151548
1

>>79151562
POO

>>79151521
Do you shower at least once a day?
Do you brush your teeth every day?
Do you have at least a couple of close friends you can rely on?
Have you ever had a girlfriend?

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NEED a testa rosa gf ASAP

>>79151498
no, i worked for a subcontractor driving a pick-up truck as basically an in house delivery boy

>>79151503
yes

>>79151560
thankfully there's no black people where i live

>>79151582
Lucky.
Please adopt me.

>>79151568
>Do you shower at least once a day?
Yes
>Do you brush your teeth every day?
Yes
>Do you have at least a couple of close friends you can rely on?
No
>Have you ever had a girlfriend?
No
First person to be my friend gets some free toothpaste

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whats an average day for a cute girl like?

>>79151577
ah, i see. sounded like a pretty sweet job

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>Go to Germantown
>See BMWF couples
Hmmmmm

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>shower at least once a day

>>79151568
wait thats it?

>>79151600
What kind of toothpaste

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i have no reason to get out of bed in the morning lmao

>>79151638
Baking soda in silicate paste.

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>>79151515
I would but I know her mutually

>>79151638
you ask a lot of questions, watch your ass kid

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>>79151617
Can't make this shit up

>>79151632
You have to be a well-adjusted person with some sense of social skills.
Normies are normal people.
They are the average person.
Only on 4chan is being a normie a strange thing.

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>>79151649
She has a cute ass, post more

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>tfw USA won the tie

>>79151484
Nothing sadder than a leaf LARPing as a Texan.

>>79151690
The world belongs to Texas.

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i wanna to go to the Buddhist temple again.

it was pretty nice, the monks were very nice too.

but ill have to stare at a blank wall some more... hmm...

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>>79151660
I don't understand why white women would even date a nigger

TEXAS
IS
BACK

>dont kys anon it gets better
>pull head out of noose
>it actually got worse
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>79151709
they think they'll see a bigger cock
[spoiler]they won't[/spoiler]

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Does America & Canada recognize us Mexicans and Chicanos as true members of the white race? If not, may this enlighten you.

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>>79151709
More masculine

>>79151730
Is that man on the right supposed to be white?

>>79151730
Yeah
*rips your arms off*

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>>79151726
Well how do we fix this

>>79151738
That guy doesn't look masculine at all

bathroom still smells like burnt popcorn from yesterday

>>79151501
>32 votes
>22 IPs
hmm

>>79151576
cutie pie

>>79151568
yes
yes
no close friends, as in, never had a friend that will be my best man at my wedding
yes and still do

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>>79151678

bathroom still smells like burnt popcorn from yesterday

>>79151752
>Well how do we fix this
we don't
they'll just be dissapointed and die alone or be stuck with kids who will never be accepted as being white and still die alone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1i23FhJxdg

>>79151616
it was pretty nice overall for work looking back, if my parents make me work i'll probably ask for it back

want to fap, but i won't

bathroom still smells like poo poo from yesterday

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>>79151773
>You will never give a Canadian Anglo girl the BIC (big Italian cock)

>>79151768
total normie. why dod you mock us by coming here?

how do we stop young women from dating/marrying men in their 40s/50s
thats my fucking problem right now

>>79151780
why did you copy my post

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>>79151793
The white race is fucked


Good thing I'm not white

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>>79151799
good. stay strong.

>>79151780
why did you copy my post

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>big Italian cock

BIG

>tfw wired after 1 can of pop
NOT accustomed to caffeine

BADDA BING
BADDA BOOM

Sugar pie, honey bunch
You know that I love you
I can't help myself
I love you and nobody else

>>79151835
>>79151842
>>79151852
Small dick Anglo "men"

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girls are pretty

i want to get strawberry vodka tmr. which ones are good?

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>>79151864
But I'm a nigger

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>>79151749
Yes.
>>79151751
You will be spared on Dia de la Cuerda, homes.

>>79151802
>tfw no posh NYC gf

tfw not a cute girl

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>>79151874

>>79151864
excuse you, that is a saying to express Italian dominance, it makes the g*rmans quiver with fear

tfw am a cute girl

>>79151871
when it comes to vodka, i usually buy the cheapest shit and mix it with orange juice
nothing better than a screwdriver

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>>79151921
Worries?

>>79151922
Will you be my cute gf?

Who invited the European

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>>79151563
Haha I have 2.

Vodka is for women, Rye Whisky is for real men

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>>79151938
why worry

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what are some sugary alocholic beverages i haven't tried yet?

i've tried honey jack daniels and various mixed strawberry drinks in beer cans.

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>>79151944
>both of us got dubs

is t-this a sign?

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Hola

>>79151982
We are meant for each other. Send pictures

MY CAT WON'T STOP SCREAMING

>>79151921
>>79151938
>>79151965
I don't understand this meme

>>79151981
local virginia blackberry beer

>>79151981
Mike's Lemonade is ridiculously sweet.

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>>79151953
Impossible. That's 200% my own.

Just got the free trial for spotify premium
I've never listened to much music before this, give me stuff to listen to

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Who else /fires/ here? Really sick of the fucking smoke

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know a girl whose anzu/rose/ you know the type cute. made me consider suicide because of how perfect her life was.ton of friends at school, everyone claimed to know her, relationships were nothing to her. she would go out in public and basically be treated like a celebrity and to top it off she's actually the single greatest person you'lll ever meet. consider suicide everytime i think of her

You shouldn't drink alcohol it's bad for you

>>79151993
https://twitter.com/RussianEmbassy/status/789903797803970560

>>79151992
MEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>79151981
>mikes harder lemonade
>redds wicked apple
and my favorite
>steel reserve black cherry

but you can make your own mix drinks

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>>79151995
i tried mikes lemonade strawberry but not normal.

maybe i shoudl give it a go :3 thanks for the idea

>listening to music

>>79151562
Me
I also fetishize their women

I have never heard a song in my life, ask me anything

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>>79151889
I am actually Iberian. What do you imply?

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>>79152013

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>>79151965
What if you don't worry about something and this something goes wrong?

>>79151984
Kill yourself.

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>drinking alcohol

>>79152040
tthis is actually me

>>79152013
This is what happens when you put pussy on a pedestal folks, don't do it

>>79151981
make a batch of kilju

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goodnight guys. see ya!!!

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>>79152027
This general ain't big enough for the two of us

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>>79151990
k. this is a pic i like. now you send a pic. this is fun!

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>>79152045
russia manages things better so why worry

>>79152060
I just know her and went to school with her. She was literally a local celebrity

>>79152062
good night danmark

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>>79152003
Yeah they're in my cellar right now.

>>79152026
there's dark cherry and a watermelon flavor too as well as the original.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

How many of you idiots are still virgins?

When you put someone on a pedestal, you force them to look down on you

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How the fuck do you do this?

When was the last time you blew the rapewhistle?
Bonus points for sentences longer than 12 months.

>>79152014
shut up nerd.

https://youtu.be/9RAdnT2RFXE

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>>79152059
Nice b8, in*io.

>>79152098
Square both sides.

Wish the Chicano would die a horrible and painfull death

>>79152098
You root the 10, brainlet

>>79152094
me

>>79152094
I'm NOT an idiot.

>>79152098
Multiple 10 by itself you absolute brainlet. Are you in middle school?

>>79152098
can't tell if you're being serious

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>>79152076
True, Russia has nothing to worry about and can sleep calmly at night.

>>79152094
Me

>>79152062
goodnight

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>>79152128

>>79152098
+ or - 3.16

>>79152152
But that is literally you. You are the 60%

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>>79152094
Saving myself for Taylor

Only a virgin because I'm not attractive

>>79152152
Why are chicanos so racist? >>79151822

only a virgin because i'm too intelligent to be carefree in social situations

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thanks guys
i have a bunch of new thigns i want to try
im cant wait to get super duper wasted tmr :3

Don't understand the hate for CHIs

They're good for this country

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*hacks into the math dataframe and recovers the answer*

>>79152168
i think I'm asexual, don't feel "horny" at all or feel any sexual attraction to men or women

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>>79152190

>>79152182
good luck

>>79152164
>>79152172
t. indio
You can't fool me by LARPing as a white guy, Pedro.

>>79152194
You're not looking for the square root of 10.

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>>79152203
I am White

tfw no gf

>>79152214
Cute hand.

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>>79152214
Pic related; I am IBERIAN

>>79152224
You are mestizo mongrel

>>79152214
I have those same pajamas

>>79152211
oh, the opposite. was just testing you hehe

How many of you idiot virgins are older than 22?

>>79152251
I'm NOT an idiot.

stop being racist and find me a gf NOW!!!

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>>79152232
I. Am. Iberian.

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>>79152214

italians arent white

>>79152251
I am 22 :)

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

>>79152267
Yes they are
>>79152265
Hahahaha

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What planet do Chicanos live on?

https://youtu.be/k98wVFVdnic

that feel when no gf

DES

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>tfw 25 and have to pay child support
why have i not kms yet

>>79152319
MANNES

GAYS ARE SUBHUMAN

>>79152278
Italians are NOT white.
>>79152303
The kind where we are Mexican SEX GODS

I get this happy and fuzzy feeling when I interact with girls, oxytocin rush?

post a better anime sng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li0OhEuHDQM

you cant

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Give me uno reason why these "People" shouldn't be put into camps.

>>79152331
should kill her instead

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um...

you know how at store (LCBO) beer comes in six pack cans? can you buy like two cans of a six pack? i want to try all the differnet mikes hard lemonaid flavors.

im too embarassed to ask staff if i can do this.

>>79152346
gilrs are gros and hav cootees one time jesica toshed my juse box so i screemed at her

>>79152313
gfs are overrated

>>79152356

He cant speak english, and he cant speak spanish eihter

how does this man live.

I just want ya'll to know I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22

>>79152381
Chicanos communicate through gutteral noises and physical abuse

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>>79152389

>>79152367
some places will, but i'd ask first. really pisses them off when you break a six pack
t. guy who tried this exact same thing

>>79152367
no. some stores do "build your own 6 pack" but those beers aren't in ringlets like your typical 6 pack is.

Blacks must pay for their atrocities

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>>79152391
Fuck you puto I'm a Mexican sex God seriously

what are you guys drinking rn

how do i feel like i do when ive been drinking but all the time?

>>79152426
cheap beer

>>79152426
Water because I'm not a degenerate or a fatty

>>79152439
no fap

>>79152426
pop

>>79152439
never stop drinking

What do American call the 375ml/12oz liquor bottles? We call it a "Micky" here, not sure if that's used in the US too

Illegals are criminals

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>be me
>voted for grorpwald scrompf
>america is ruined
>approval rating at 6%
>public schools are closing
>economy is down 60%
>life expectancy has dropped by 5 years PER DAY since january
>muslims being beheaded to death in the streets
>food is rotting within months of harvest
>mom found the bird pipe
>but not until after dad found the teflon hammer
>mfw
>every book in the world has been burned
>mexico was teleported to afghanistan
>the roads are being paved with human bones
>its all over

>>79152447
>memes he quickly scambled to save so he could attempt damage control
Nice attempt. Do you even THINK you know the truth about Mexico's demographics, kid? Let me tell you, amigo, compadre, hermano to hermano; you don't know SHIT. You're on thin ice, boy, gringo ice. Let me tell you about the demographics of Mexico; their white population is 10%. TEN FUCKING PERCENT, you hear me buddy? 20 MILLION huwite Mexicans out there and you still seem to think we're a nation full of brown gypsy-looking indio scum. Here's the truth though; WE AREN'T. Chicanos and Mexicans get so much flak for illegal immigration yet it's the SOUTH American SUDACAS that immigrate into the U.S. for gibs. In fact, less people are coming to the U.S. from Mexico now than ever before in recent years, and there's no end of the decrease in sight. But there is MILLIONS of BLACK, NEGROID, ARGENTINE SCUM pouring in every DAY and no one seems to bat an eye. Typical, the J*w has tricked the world and an entire """white""" nation that the Argentines are of Caucasoid origin. Pathetic. Mexicans are the one true Aryan master race, it is clear and all discovered by taking a visit to Mexico. The UV rays are so bright (white, basically) that they can blind outsiders, the Mexicans up north as so white that their skin penetrates the very soul of gringos, they are a great people, Mexicans and Chicanos alike. Learn the difference, /int/boi, it can save your life.

>>79152465
>pop

Good lad

>>79152476
a pint

Business idea: Actually pave roads with human bones

>10%
Didn't know Mexico was whiter then the USA

>>79152495
That's for beer though, and isn't a pint 473ml

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>just got home from a 7 hour opening shift at work
>too tired to do anything
>have to wake up early again tomorrow to go to school
>then have to go to work again for a 6 hour closing shift
so this is the power of being a productive member of society

please keep your posts under 140 characters

>>79152444
>>79152444
>>79152444
New

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>>79152511
This, we're even whiter than Argentina

Business idea: Destroy agricultural civilization and go back to being hunter-gatherers

I will marry a white woman and have white children

i will marry whichever white or asian gf comes to me first

>>79152549
Sounds like a plan.

Business idea: Forcibly civilize a band of roaming tribes and have them open casinos

>>79152516
not it's for liquor. and i think 473ml is a fifth

I will marry a latina and have chicano children

>>79152573
Bad idea

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>it only took a year for God to punish /dixie/ from splitting away from /cum/

Gonna bang a girl with downs and sneak the retarded babies into people's homes at night

>>79152476
>A 375 ml bottle of liquor. In the United States, the term “mickey” is slang term for a date rape drug, and 69% of Americans were unaware of its more benign Canadian usage.

heh. It's weird we have "mickeys" but don't really call them anything. We just have the standard 12 oz drinks, 16 oz which we call tall cans, 24oz which we don't have a nickname for and then 40 oz which we obviously call Forties.

I will marry a barren Asian cute and adopt chicano children

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why do i like sugary alcohol sooo mcuh?

wish a black cock was in my asshole

and i'm out

wish I could wake up next to a qt girl, then kiss her on the forehead and cuddle each other until we fall asleep again haha

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Been years since I binge watched anything but my hero academia is just too compelling

Voice best girl

>>79152638
goodbye

Send your 4.5GPA chicanos up north

>>79152666
done. i personally carried all of them to the border right as you asked

>gpa above 4
worst meme of this generation

>GPA
the funniest meme

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Thoughts on women with big asses and curly hair?

>>79152701
don't care

it's so easy to boost your GPA by taking shit classes. college is dumb.

I just can't not like fascism, I keep going back to thinking about it like an obsession. I don't deserve to have any of the beliefs I hold yet here I am. Even if I wanted to become more of a centrist I just couldn't, fascism is too compelling.

>>79152682
Thanks! We are in a dire need to reverse our brain drain.

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>tourists coming to my state to watch the pedophile clown movie
REEEEEEEEEEEEE LEFTIESSS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GT FO WE"RE FULLL

>caring about your GPA
Just get a paid internship

>>79152728
Cus you're a sociopath, fascism is a morally bankrupt ideology

>>79152701
big assess are overrated curly hair is underrated

>>79152744
this
companies want experience, past your first real job nobody gives a shit about your grade

>>79152717
my gpa got really low so I'm only doing 13 credit hours this semester with half of the classes being bullshit gimme classes. hopefully I can redeem myself but if I don't graduate within the next 4 years including this one (I'm sophomore) then I'm going to just kms honestly.

Uncomfortable truth: fascists and radical socialists should band together.

>>79152768
And commit mass suicide

>>79152768
fascists and stalinists maybe

Uncomfortable truth: ur a big dumb gay buttfaggot lol gottem

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Rate my notes

Fact: USA is built on stolen mexican clay and have no moral right to deport them

Uncomfortable truth: fuck you, fuck you you're fucking gay fuck off faggot you're not funny fuck that wasn't even a good one you didn't get shit

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>moral right

Uncomfortable truth: homosexuality is degenerate

>>79152809
This is a lie though

>>79152809
>moral right
fuck off you manipulative sociopath

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is this how girls look at virgins like me?

Uncomfortable truth: most people are at least slightly homosexual

Uncomfortable truth: Uncomfortable truths are uncomfortable and true

Uncomfortable truth: Business idea: ur gay lol gottem

>>79152855
so? that doesn't mean you have to act on it

I hope more mexicans cross the border to spite Adolf Drumpf

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UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH
HOLLYWOOD FUCKS KIDS

Uncomfortable truth: Business idea: fuck you shitter

graduated high school with a 2.95 gpa in 2014

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>>79151140
>>79151156

Blondolf Blumbpftler

>>79152905
makes me think

>>79152878
gott status: em
ps ur gay lol

Bill Cli-ddydiddler

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*waits for new before making great posts*

>>79152444
>>79152444
>>79152444
New

get this: called the mods

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>>79152938

right wing and wrong wing

>>79152959
are you here to help me?

>>79152977
>a brainlet actually thought that was a new
kek

>>79153000
im sorry i am dumb

>>79153009
>>79153009
>>79153009
>>79153009
REAL NEW

>>79153012
>>79153012
>>79153012

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the gf

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>>79153011
>>79153011
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>>79153000
I'm staying in there trying to warn everybody. Screw you guys.

>>79153009
>>79153009
>>79153009
>>79153009
Ignore the slowpokes,
REAL NEW

>>79153015
>>79153017
>>79153019
janny's gonna freak

>>79153015
>>79153017
>>79153019
someone make a fourth one

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>>79153042
in my defense my post was 2 seconds after hte other guy, not like i planned it

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>>79153081
>>79153081
>>79153081

>>79152808
my doodles look like yours. disturbing

>>79153009
>>79153009
>>79153009
Reminder: This is the official /CUM/™ thread.