/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CykE5DFJVr0

chon

cara

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anime

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Fat cat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcqCFva-Gc

want to be liquefied

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lmao

SOWED THE WIND

>>78992506
poor fat cat

>>78992470
>>78992508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5wNX_mIraA

LIKE FATHER

LIKE SON

>>78992506
*heavy breathing*

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how can i get my test levels checked

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* * * IMPORTANT * * *

just realized i fucking LOVE pints

don't care much for loan word pronunciation but people who pronounce Porsche as 'porsh' and not 'porshia' deserve AIDS

They did the job
Money came with ease
But one couldn't stop
It's like he had a disease

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>>78992506
big cat `,:)

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>>78992506

made diner
having castillo del diavolo wine

who's watching nake attraction?

Pretty sure ancient egyptians looked just like me and not some filthy nigger

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mama always warned me about boys like you
she said that all you want to do
is run over me like shoes
and try to take me to your crib
and try to find something sweet
wanna be the first to run and tell
you took my virginity

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*removes your comment and puts it into purgatory*

>>78992571
t. Porsche boxster owner

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>Day 96836 of my descent into complete insanity
>its significantly worse now than even fucking yesterday!

>>78992533
tell the doctor you fear you might have low-test (and see him shrug it off)

or tell the doctor that you think you are a girl (and see him hurry to check your test and give you oestrogen)

>>78992571
porsh is the slang for it you retard

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can anyone help with my homework?

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>>78992470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssuGU_pkY9w
Great voice acting

love emotional music lads
just shed a tear whilst singing along to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qTsxMS2PpA

So basically my options are
Arrival
Pawn Sacrifice
Swiss Army Man
Primal Fear
I, Daniel Blake
Goon
The Island
Weiner Dog
Moonrise Kingdom
Elvis and Niton
Everybody Wants Some
Captain Fantastic
A Clockwork Orange
The Devils Advocate
Hell or High Water
Inherent Vice
The Impossible
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
A Single Man
Wild Bill
Kill Your Friends
Finding Neverland
Interview with The Vampire

What film should I watch lads?

>>78992533
don't bother trying to do it on the NHS, just get a private one done, should cost around £50-60

any never seen a vagina man in ?

remembering that time the cute girl in uni took my hand and placed it on her thigh in the middle of class and left her hand on top of mine and then we just sat like that for the next 2 hours

still makes me sweat just thinking about it

>>78992652
Moonrise Kingdom

>>78992470
>>78992646
Why has nobody dubbed this with Shaka amohs Egypt was a black land?

>>78992612
almost bought one actually haha

would feel like such a bellend in one though

>>78992670
You sure?

>>78992665
FONT FONT FONT NEVER HAD ANYTHING CLOSE TO THAT

>>78992686
Hell yea

>>78992652
Captain Fantastic

still hasnt sunk in that its september yet

still feels like april desu

yanks are so fucking thick
fuck off and die

>>78992654
kek, saw that one. muscle granddad's knob grew out of his body at 90 degrees, was really weird

>>78992652
Goon
Hell or High Water
Inherent Vice

recycle bin everything else

>>78992652
Arrival is alright.

>>78992634
your epidermis is showing haha

>>78992652
EVerybody wants some is absolutely fantastic and i'm not a huge linklater fan clockwork orange is also good, both these films are a tier above the rest desu

>>78992614
there there
*pats you on the head*

>>78992690
Very much not FONT at all. I'm a 24 year old kissless virgin mate.

>>78992634
flammable member of staff

sexhaver

>>78992735
I haven't seen dazed and confused, does that matter at all?

>going on 4th date with some girl (but she's in an open relationship...)

I shouldn't feel bad about shagging a different girl tomorrow should I?

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>>78992732
>The virgin same race search
vs.
>The chad global domination

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>That one girl who fancied you in school but you were too autistic to see her OBVIOUS signs

>>78992693
it was a cold cycle to work this morning. it struck me that summer is over.

>Tfw 2017 is almost over
>tfw literally done nothing of note for the entire year besides work
>haven't been out with friends
>haven't had a holiday
>haven't learned anything new (non-work related)
>haven't been anywhere new
>Haven't even spoken to anyone my own age

this one is going down as the worst year of my entire life, but i don't see how any subsequent years can improve on this.

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>yfw brits call pc a wunderbahboxes
>yfw brits call cars motorized rollinghams
>yfw brits call candy bars chocolate globbernaught
>yfw brits call power cables, electro rope
>yfw brits call a hamburger beef wellington ensemble with lettuce
>yfw brits call pens whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers >yfw brits call doorknobs, twisting plankhhandle
>yfw brits call a keyboard a, hoighty toighty tippy typers
>yfw brits call peanut butter and jelly, nutty gum and fruit spleggins
>yfw brits call rape, forcy fun time
>yfw briots call a screwdriver, a pip pip gollywock

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>>78992732

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>>78992724
>>78992748

>>78992652
a single man

top film, should have gone for tony takitani though

>>78992623
All utter shite except Inherent Vice so watch that. Defo do not ever watch arrival it doesn't make sense

>>78992732
THE FUCKING STATE OF ENGLAND

everything went downhill with the work colleagues after i failed to show up for the christmas do

wish i'd gone

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>>78992779
i think maybe 1 or 2 liked me but i'm not sure
still a KHV

>>78992761
no everybody wants some is a lot better

>>78992794
This explains a lot about each constituent country of the United Kingdom quite a bit

>Welsh
Weirdos
>Scots
SJW
>England
Cuck
>N. Ireland
likes it messy

>>78992506
>>78992576

Literal animal abuse. Seek help you fucking cunt

>tfw desperate to be unemployed again

>>78992533
why do you want them checked?

>>78992780
i agree wholeheartedly. 2017 has been such a mediocre and miserable year for me. its been nothing but work, work, work, work, fucking work. god. im too young to be spending my life doing this mundane shit.

>tfw will never be an cavalry officer in the early 18th century British Army

J U S T

>>78992835
Cool gonna watch that then
Will watch
>>78992810
This tomorrow
And then these
>>78992670
>>78992692

Then I'll do the post again

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Textin the wife

>>78992857
hate my shit job and shit life but will never forget the dark period i went through during neetdom
ANYTHING is better than that

was picking my arse then scratched my eye now it's stinging like fuck, what will happen to me lads?

>>78992893
pinworms mate

shan't bother checking since i already know my 'tosterone levels are through the roof

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>tfw will never own a 1938 Rolls Royce Wraith in near mint condition with my own personal driver to take me to the seaside with my wife who is 7 years younger than me

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BBC

>>78992893
pinkeye

>>78992893
your eyes will fall out mate, call an ambulance NOW

there's nothing holy about the pope. he's a fraud and should be arrested. the pope doesn't speak for god, he speaks for pedophiles. if you follow jesus you will go to heaven. if you follow the pope, you will go to hell.

simple as

>>78992889
eh. i mean i can't wait for my work contract to finish and to lose this job and to spend another 2-3 months looking for a new job.

>Tfw worried they're going to fire me because i'm actually really shit at my job

>>78992887
genuinely this autistic, am absolutely AWFUL at reading subtext without glaring hints

>>78992910
every time my bum itches I can't not think about pinworms

>>78992879
good choice is seriously good film probably my 2nd favourite flim of last year after American Honey

only virgins don't have hpv

naked attraction is actually disgusting
everyone involved should be gassed

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Could've dated a super cute indian girl at my office but I ballsed it up

>>78992957
hpv: the virgin std
AIDS: the chad std

>>78992794
MILF is the top search for men and women in NI. We just like traditional wholesome housewife shagging.

>>78992960
'sheed

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>>78992634

>if your arse is itchy it means you have pinworms

ah no
you just have a bit of shit there
wipe your arse properly

>>78992967
absolute state of the right

>>78992967
poley on the left

/brit/ rorkes on the right

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU0aaq5pjnQ

LOTR posting lads.

>>78992967
started on the us-born vietnamese gf 2017 challenge. long shot but wish me luck

>>78992985
not a sheed just not a fan of the ultra liberal sexuality thats pushed these days simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0q5eAaG-38

any old school drizzy man in

>>78992996
YAAAS

worrying that the 2017 election doesn't herald the return of social democracy, but just an increasing social-liberal/social-conservative divide.

CANNOT abide social liberal types without any knowledge of economic ideas.

not racist just an observation but i've noticed all the white guys with "asian fever" are fucking losers

>>78993008
Wow so brave!

oi ohm british

>>78992996
they're just the dimmest

>>78992893

Pink eye lad.

Go wash your eyes out with water and stop being such a disgusting slob next time. You gotta ride this one out

post kots

>>78993012
shire is comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pGaz_qN0cw

>>78993008
lol

>>78993012
why didn't gandalf just blast Sauron's armies with energy beams?

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>>78993037
you on the left

>>78993004
t. pinworms sufferer

>tfw the british education system was shit

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>>78993037

>>78993082
>tfw NI education system is GOAT

>>78993037
asian women are going to be the death of the white race
biggest mixed race couple group by far id say

learning about the use of hookworms to treat asthma and other allergies

going to Amsterdam for a few days

Suggest things to do other than pot and paying for sex

>>78993132
Hash

>tfw 8/10 or 9/10 but only have the confidence to talk to/get with 6-7/10s

>>78993064
when last get drunk

>>78993132
truffles

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*burps*
throw me another beer lad
*farts*
and another

remember d4anny lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8

>>78993037
is it a coincidence you said this after i posted this? >>78993018
or are you indirectly replying to me

>>78993132
buy pillsmandyket from a black gentlemen in an alleyway

friday choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw5DcuxpHYw

>>78993082
i've been in a comp, a private school and a grammar and the years in the grammar school were the best of the lot.

i actually prefer coffee to cocaine 2bh

You lads going out on the lash tonight?

Not prejudiced just an observation but i've noticed all the guys who label anyone that dares date an asian girl as having "yellow fever" are always lonely single bitter guys who are jealous someone has a girlfriend and they don't

>>78993188
whats ket like? i always see memes about it but is it really that good?

>>78993170
fuck off, fatcat

>>78993102
99% of 'japanese' posters are expats

>>78992571
Who the fuck calls it porshia? Sounds yank

>>78993037
I've met far more well adjusted hapas than I have bad ones

the sex tourists are twats but if someone likes Asian women more and is a normal lad let them be in my opinion. any self aware white man with an Asian woman should hate sex tourists by default anyway, they're the sole reason the relationship gets so derided desu

>>78993213
settle down Elliot Sr.

>>78993220
never tried it myself but keen to

according to people I know who have taken it, it's hard to describe. A lot of them don't really recommend it either.

what do dwarfs surf?

micro-waves

>>78993154
tfw only a 4 to 6/10 depending on the day and only have the confidence to get with my hand

>>78993193
was a comp runt.
went to a uni full of elite children from private schools.

was completely out of my depth (still am too this day), not necessarily academically, but socially and also in terms of ambitions.

I took literally no actions that would help me get a job after uni besides study hard. I can't help but think that my comp arranged work experience at a café is why.

>>78993231
>shia
kuffar

>>78993246
HOWLING

>>78993162
couple weeks probably

>>78992715
Literally doesn't make sense

crazy to think that we post here with a mentally ill tranny paki who pissed in his mates Ribena and recorded his polish housemate in the shower and is actually going to jail

fucking SCREECH whenever I remember this

babestation

>>78993231
that's how it's pronounced in German mate

most yanks say 'porsh'

>>78993132
Brouwerij 't ij
Rijksmuseum
Eat indonesian food
Go to a decent club (Shelter, De School etc.)
Shag some inter-railing qts or Yank/Australian girls
Go to Cafe de Doktor for a few drinks

>>78993246
this guy breeded an asian and his kids look like turbo normies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0V-LGaqJcs

>>78993162
M O N D A Y

cara santa maria

>>78993251
same desu
from what it sounds like it doesnt really seem like a drug you'd do at a rave but thats whats where everyone does it

>>78993286
what part didn't you get?

learning the aliums language allowed her to perceive time non-linearly not hard innit

I only watch stoner films 2bh
Don't understand how people like movies that aren't comedies, utter pretentious faggots

>>78993132
Fiets op de gracht

>>78993272
alone with family or with friends

>>78993287
do you really screech? can you record a vocaroo

>>78993331
what did u think of toni erdmann?

>>78992868
just curious

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How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?

4 months to go

Can someone Koe Rogan post for me please?

Cheers

what do you give a cannibal who shows up late for dinner?

the cold shoulder

>>78993353
Glasses

>>78993331
>the mind of a '''''stoner''''' at work

>>78992705
Only redditors and rasheeds hate America
Did they bomb your family you rasheed cunt? It's the greatest country on earth, unironically use American English

was a comp brainmore

went to a uni full of elite private school kids and was disappointed how dense most of them were. Honestly I prefer the lads from school, at least they don't pretend to be inteligent

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>>78992857
i'm unemployed, finished uni a few months ago and no luck finding a job, only had one interview
never had a job

>>78993353
havent texted a woman in about a year desu

does ghibli qualify as anime

>>78993331
list some good stoner films please

>>78993331
same her lad

>>78993343
with friends

>>78993353
3 gyals are into me, don't want to gf an of them really :(

miss the ex still

>>78993353
Hate silver (grey) hair.

>>78993374
Innit bruv

>>78993331
what are some of your favorite stoner movies

>>78993424
whats your phone number

78993377
FOY on holiday

>American English
literally no such thing, it's just poor spelling

>>78993425
FONTFONTFONTFONTFONT

>>78993300
thanks la

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>>78993404
never sent a text to a female other than my mum

>>78993059
>he doesn't like picking his arse and smelling it

>>78993403
i was like that for 3 months after uni
then i got a job.
im dead scared of work though, i feel as though if i fuck up i'll get fired and i'll never get a decent job ever again.

>>78993425
>miss the ex still
Idiot, I'm definitely not still thinking about my ex from 4 years ago

>>78993132
crack and stealing sex?

>>78993331
>>78993422
went through a stage like this a few years ago, there's only a very limited list of stoner films desu
>>78993410
half baked
how high
dude where's my car
mac and devin go to high school

>>78993443
999

https://www.t-51.com/ashley-emma-2017-08-31/

ashbum

>>78993321
it just feels like you're really pissed and weightless, best way to describe it

>>78993353
if i get tremendously lucky i can have one in a month or two because i have a scheme brewing, stay tuned. but chances are i can realistically be gfless for another 6 to 12 months, longer if i let my bad habits catch up to me

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might take a nap

did a bodyweight exercise routine in my bedroom and am now completely knackered

3x10 pushups
3x10 bodyweight squats
3x2 pullups (used to be able to do more fuck off)
15s x 4 L-sit progression
3x20 bent-over rows

deep down I know dicking about in a bedroom routine is supremely inferior to heavy barbell compounds but I'm too afraid / lazy to go to a gym

>>78993410
pineapple express

>>78993404
bad lad

>>78993353
Had a gf during the first 9 days of 2017.

besides that haven't so much as glanced upon a fair maiden, because i don't know anyone my own age.

Found out the Yellow Pages is closing down its physical business at the end of the year.

So I just ordered two directories for old times' sake, since theyre free and all.

>>78993477
clerks la

>>78993453
Also I'd give Heinken & Anne Frank house a miss

Red light district is a spectacle that grows tiresome pretty quickly....full of utter runts

>>78992921
Fedora reddit cunt
>>78992967
That girl isn't cute at all
>piercings
>mustache
>nearly got a unibrow

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw-m4jEY-Ns

honestly wish I could go back to my edgemaster days

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>>78993479

If I were a Brexiteer I would never vote Tory again in my life - they have fucked this up so absolutely that I couldn't trust them with anything. There was a way to achieve this process with reasonable dignity which would be to accept we had bills to pay, argue them down and in doing so accept a limited transition window. Instead we had grandstanding morons trying to play to the tiny percentage of the population obsessed with bananas and metric units.

>>78993353
glad you stopped posting this daily, it's been a while so acceptable to post again

said it before and i'll say it again - 6 is the pengest

>>78993404
font

>>78993470
Honestly don't worry, I had this worry in my early 20s. Trust me no-one cares and if they do and fire you it really won't fuck up your life.

>>78993425
think it's natural to mate, just go out somewhere, do your own thing, try and be with one of those girls, it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things if you dump them. I find myself missing girls that I broke up with and that I hated at the time, just because of rose tinted glasses.

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>>78993470
how did you get a job? what was it?
right now i feel like i'll never get one

>>78993519
BLURHHHHHHHFTTTTT

>>78993446
/brit/ is a normie general

>>>/r9k/

>>78993499
fatty

>>78993012
>>78993063
Lads help I've been looking for LoTR song for ages, all I can describe it as is it is etheral sounding and sounds like angels singing

>>78993520
don't know how any leave voter can be confident after seeing the shambles we're making of brexit

Regret voting leave, we needed a stable government to negotiate from a strong position, the EU has us by the balls and they know it

>>78993410
not stoner movies per se but good to watch high

knocked up
interview
clerks 1 2
pineapple express
40 virgin

Whatever happened to that lad that posted the webm of him doing pull ups in his doorframe?

>>78993454
>"I dont want to set the world on fire..."

>>78993535
i'm with you on 6, good taste

>>78992470
Second best animated song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

>>78993571
may it be?

>>78993544
oh, I'm seeing one of them tomorrow and another next week. I just like hanging out with them and would like to have casual sex...hope they feel the same way tbqh

wish only people i didn't think were dickheads liked rick and morty

>>78993132
Go to the headshops and buy RCs, things like etizolam and 3fpm are better than classic drugs not even memeing

>>78993550
just applied for bare jobs. most didn't respond.
i got a nice graduate job at a uni doing research.

i also got into another grad-scheme which im ditching the current job for.

felt like forever until i suddenly had a job.

>>78993543
not sure because i have a really good job now which is a great first stepping stone in a life long career.

wouldn't be good to have it tainted.

>>78993550
Not the guy you're replying to but you can get a job in a call centre easy enough.

Ideally you want an inbound call centre. Outbound is for sales Chads.

You might think working in a call centre is a stressful hellish nightmare, and it is, but you can get a job easily enough if you're not a moron. And there is a perverse sadistic pleasure in knowing your job is utter crap and knowing you can tolerate it.

if you don't have double your age x 1000 banked then you're a failure

Pineapple Express? heh, no thanks, I prefer Chungking Express

t. kino intellectual

>>78993520
>>78993573
>leftypol enters the thread

>>78993410
American Beauty

>>78993574
Clerks 1 is the only film mentioned that isn't utterly shit-tier.

>>78993321
You defo would 2bh. I've done it at raves and it makes music sound amazing.
Ket feels like you're floating on a warm cloud and your head is nice and fuzzy, and you feel a lot taller than you are
GOAT drug

>>78993499
if you're not underaged that's pretty pathetic. although i do cut my own hair because i'm scared of going to hair salon and her asking me why i'm getting a haircut. i wouldn't know what to say

>when mummy tries taking you to a psychiatrist because she thinks you're not well

1, nothing wrong with me
2, nothing wrong with me

eating (homemade) plum jam on toast

watch a girl get raped

>>78993629
fuck off

how am I meant to have 62k

>>78993132
ah i LOVED amsterdam, i had the BEST time there.

Try buying some paint from Henx's by the Waterlooplein street market, then taking the free ferry to the NSDM where you are legally allowed to spraypaint on the walls.

You also have to walk through the red light district at night, even if you arent interested in prozzies. I found it fascinating, and I'm gay, for example.

You HAVE to, HAVE to go to a cafe called Gartines, its the BEST fucking food and INCREDIBLY cheap. YOU HAVE TO GO.

Wok 2 Walk is pretty good fast food for when its 2 am, youre wasted, and you really need to eat.

Theres a good used english book shop a few streets east of Dam Square.

Go to Museumplein but avoid the Banksy exhibition, its wank. If you want to go to the Anne Frank Huis, go late at 6pm to avoid the crows otherwise you will be waiting for literally hours.

Lots of great walking and picnic opportunities. Try to make a friend if you can, Amsterdam is brilliant for hanging out with new acquaintances.

Go to fleamarkets.

>>78993634
watch a real chinkino like Fallen Angels

>>78993535
wasnt it fitizen who used o post it?

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>>78993567
this is what peak physical performance looks like

>>78993629
doesnt rly count if ur rents give it to you tho does it lol

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>Regret voting leave

>>78993629
also if you don't have a salary that's at least your age x 1000, although that only counts til you're 25

>>78993300
>>78993514
>>78993682
Imagine being this much of a virgin

>>78993644
i cried during that film desu

>>78993672
let the bodies hit the floor

>>78993652
>good to watch high
clerks is decent regardless tbf

can't wait to find some cheap cottage out in the middle of nowhere to buy and live in and just abandon all my friends and relatives cause I genuinely just don't want anything to do with any of them anymore and just want to live and die alone cause I'm super autistic and am NOT going to get better

though knowing the stupid overbearing family-orientated culture we have here I know thats not likely to happen

JUST WANT OUT AARRGHHH

>going to Amsterdam

alri deano haha, got the flights booked for the holiday to zante with the lads next month? zante's not gonna know what hit it haha xx

>>78993692
why is owen wearing a high-vis

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>>78993286
the state of you

>>78993688
watching that before I watched chungking express

Michelle Reis is so fit

working with a smoking hot chick 3 years younger and she has my number (for work purposes though)

>>78993729
in case he offends anyone

>>78993213
>projecting
>being this mad over the truth
>>78993289
Never heard someone pronounce it like that

>>78993629
made 200k on my flat so i reckon i'm good

>>78993724
unironically know 2 groups of lads who both went to zante

>>78992715
atrocious

>>78993736
she's probably getting ploughed as we speak lad

missed your chance

>>78993629
>22*2*1000
why on earth would I have 44,000 saved at my age?
>>78993707
hmm

you're one of those bitter wage slaves who hates people who don't work or those who work part time, aren't you

>>78993677
>being over 30 and still shitposting

sad

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snorked at this

>>78993733
Ah yes pretentious redditors that won't explain it to me but instead mock me.

>>78993327
That's what I though but all over the internet people say it's something else

>>78993689
dunno, is he dead?

>>78993776
welcome to your future

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i just dont get it

trolling flat earth groups on facebook is my new hobby

*slightly ill smokers voice*

AWW YEAH ME AND THE UNI LADS WE WENT TO AMSTERDAM AND IT WAS WELL PENG MAN INNIT
*coughs and splutters from too much smoking*
NAH NAH MATE WE DID COCAINE THERE TOO
*SNORTS*
IT WAS TOP BANTS YEAH AHAHA
*gets acid thrown in my face*

>>78993772
probably she has a bf

>>78993376
>>78993477
>>78993433
>>78993422
>>78993410
>>78993347
Easiest bait I've ever done
>6 (you)s
Knew that'd trigger people don't even smoke weed LMAOing at ur life

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want a panda bf
:o(

>>78993690
>2 pullups
>skeletor
?!?!?!!??!!?!??!?!!?!?!??!?!

>>78993708
>visiting foreign cities is for virgins

aaaah yes

>>78993826
umm lad i baited you

>>78993783
Haha

>>78993535
Paki
>>78993353
5 and 8 are the only attractive ones there

>>78993519
fucking disgusting ugly gook

gooks have hideous faces

MARS
NEEDS
MUSLIMS

>>78993827
genuinely looks like a down syndrome child

>>78993863
>focusing on womens faces

alri bender haha

>tfw mentioned weed in the last thread as bait for this mong

>>78993826
thanks for the (You), paki shitter

78993844
You replied to me first though so I clearly baited you

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>>78993862
>5 and 8 are the only attractive ones there

>>78993876
where do you think 'mongoloid' as an insult started

>>78993826
i was genuinely asking for film suggestions. currently watching half baked

if you don't have a rent that's half your age + 100 then you're a failure

if anyone wants to make an early new that is fine by me

not posting my belters at this stage

>>78993905
>>78993905

>>78993862
holy shit someone on this forum with taste

Here's the song the X-files song (illuminati song for the redditors in here) is from
It's a fucking tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAHSb5WwADU

>>78993690
Ahaha fuck me you'd get destroyed in a fight. You also have a very low test chest and shoulders

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>>78993690
Pic related, it's you

>>78993934
Thank you fellow patrician.
>>78993907
You're having a massive case of the cheerleader effect you pleb

>>78993606
Nah mate pls help
>>78993593
>implying it's not the lilo and stitch song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4X1_3VipWs

>>78993643
leftypol is both anti-EU and anti-UK, there's no way they'd regret voting leave

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>>78993629
>mfw neet underclass
>mfw found a notepad on my computer with a bitcoin account I forgot about

>>78993783
Redditor cunt

>ireland
>history
Loving every lel
Did the man starve to death?
Did the man forget to fish?
Did the man speak English as his main language?