/brit/

Try toasting bread for half the time you normally do lads-it's delicious

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did a freeweight exercise routine in my gym and am now completely knackered

3x5 barbell squats
3x5 flat barbell bench
3x5 deadlifts
3x5 chinups (used to be able to do more fuck off)
3x8 tricep pushdowns
3x5 overhead press

deep down I know dicking about with a beginners powerlifting routine is supremely inferior to a Push/Pull split but I'm too disorganised / lazy to remember all those different exercises.

babestation

sausage party is a surprisingly good movie but DO NOT watch to the end

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utter garbage innit?

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>>78993829
I used to be able to bang out much more but I haven't done them in a long time.

From past experience if I try to do too many too soon I end up pulling a muscle / tendon in my elbow.

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need a qt short haired gf to cuddle

>>78993955
brits dont say garbage lad

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>>78993905
/gf2017/

reminder: there is nothing gay about bum wanking

>>78993939
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster

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anime

>>78993922
>paying £1400 /month

shan't

>>78993977
...

>>78993947
quick wasting your time and switch to a hypertrophy PPL. should be 10% freeweight 90% machines

>>78993947
bender manlet

>>78993970
FOM

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_August_2017

wow
so diverse
there isn't something that 99% of these have in common at all
wow
nazism is a major threat
wow

>>78993961
this isn't you you vile slug I've seen this on /fit/ ages ago. fuck off

>>78993985
satania best girl

https://www.t-51.com/clare-richards-2017-08-31/

clare's perfect fanny

>>78993974
how am i supposed to wank off my anus? there is no foreskin

>>78993972
would bang the shit out of the one kneeling at the front

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dunno how to get a job

is it possible to be low t and really hairy?

>>78993939
ahh yes i do love warm bread hmm yes indeed

>no fan bingbing gf

>>78993972
purple desu

>>78993947
3x5 is far too little
will make fractional difference if anything

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>>78993972
I'd fuck the shit out of the purple-grey haired slut. She looks like more of a classic emo/goth girl rather than a SJW, bet she'd be fun to hang out with...

>>78994015
It is but I'm not especially bothered if you don't believe me. Also I cannot do anywhere near that many pullups now.

https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/903743798697758720
are raheem, leftypol blown the fuck out again

fuck sake not again
when will they learn
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503718026609.webm

want to hae sex jus one time in my lige

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>3 different trailers for the same film
>each of them features the same 'funny/sassy' line

its bad because it means the film essentially hinges on the success of that single joke.

>>78994055
something about her just turns me on. I want to fuck her and cum inside her so bad

>>78994030
Yeah
t. Testosteronolgist

Really like making fun of ethnic and other minorities (though particularly ethinc (pakis mainly))

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>>78993985

>>78994057
its the best rep range for strength increases actually.

its just not good for hypertrophy. but thats fine because as a gayboi it doesnt really matter to me if i look muscular or not

>>78994043
nope

4,6, and 12 are objectively attractive you bender

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>you will never be a ninja in feudal japan sent to assassinate a rival clan lord, knowing full well it's practically a suicide mission

>>78993985
why do anime slags do silly dances

>>78993905
great to see all white american families are apparently having 10 children all of a sudden

>90% machines

H O W L I N G

>>78993972
>white
>oppressed

>>78994026
just be yourself

>>78994109
>what are mormans

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>>78994072

>>78994102
u could always be a secret agent and do basically the same every day
but youre too lazy to get out of bed arent u

>>78993974
>Jacking off homeless dudes

The absolute state of Britain

>>78994026
join a temp agency for a sector that has chronic retention problems because the pay is exceedingly low

used to have a webm of me busting out 15 pullups while shirtless i posted on lgbt about 5 years ago

but i cant find it on the stinking archive, reckon they must have not archived that far back

in other news, seeing all my old posts i was shocked and appalled to find out i used to be a "blushing anime girl" poster, something i have no memory of. madness.

>a machine operator

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>>78994087

>>78994129
dunno, are they anything like mormons?

havent used a machine in a gym for maybe 1.5 years. cannot imagine the type of "man" who does

>>78994148
been playing tenchu recently ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVqSLkRQLAw

blazing saddles and spaceballs are two of my most favourite films

>>78994059
good nyaruko

we are the moremen

>>78994087
you forgot to number it

>>78994169
did you play shadow tactics
if not you definitly should

enjoy playing with my willy more than any video game or movie

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haha

>>78994129
>mormOns

yeah, all 108 of them in some inbred mountain state where its literally illegal to drink

>>78994165
The type who doesn't climb

>>78994165
leg press and leg curls are useful for if you injure yourself and cant squat for a brief while

just watched this
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478024/?ref_=tt_rec_tti
bretty good
8/8

>>78994173
love blazing saddles
hate spaceballs

>>78994165
The ones that make no gains

>>78994225
>fake driving school

wtf

gbufcghcgihhmhoj;hi,ghugi

how is that everyone who complains about systematic white genocide looks like a forever alone virgin?

>>78994225
state of this bitch
how to people find people this skinny attractive
there's nothing to her, no ,meat, no ass, no tits, boney ass legs

>>78994265
Have you been living under a rock?

>>78994276
they're too smart for this mortal plane

>>78994226
theyre in the same boat as the amish
their numbers increase a lot every few years

>ireland
>history
Loving every lel
Did the man starve to death?
Did the man forget to fish?
Did the man speak English as his main language?
Did the man get colonised and utterly raped for 800 years?
Did the man not develop a civilisation until we gave them it?
Did the man have sub100 IQ?

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>>78994225
What's that weird looking knob in front of the hand brake?

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When will this "Leftists hating white people" meme end lads?

Tired of being blamed for shit I didn't do.

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>>78994212
dont make me actually want to flay you alive and slather the bleeding exposed flesh in salt
thats not sue its ano

>>78994292
shes not that great but i'd fuck her till my dick fell off desu

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HE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCMx_RPLCYc

FIIIIIIIIIREEEE 100 100100 o/ o/

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>mfw neet underclass and richer than all of you
Found a bitcoin account on a notepad document I had forgot about
>>78993961
Worst form I have ever saw, you also have a long neck and huge square head

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the gf

>>78994322
erm sweaty that IQ text is 100 years old and now Ireland scores higher than the UK in OECD tests

>>78994349
wouldnt feel great though, all bones and no meat
shame she looks like she could be pretty if she weren't such a skank tramp

>>78994299
hey i googled this on my mom's laptop and now its on my browsing history
i didnt know it was p*rn how do i delete it please ?

>>78994345
they all look the same

>>78994123
Oppressed by the Jews. 2% percent population of America, 58 percent of billionaires are Jewish.
Jewish priviledge

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anyone here /carly/

>>78994392
Uh oh, Spaghettios!

>when white nationalists kill someone at a protest
WOW ALL white nationalists are like this! I'm literally shaking I just can't even!
>when muslims kill someone nearly every month
#NOTALLMUSLIMS

Where is the logic? Leftism is a mental illness

>>78994374
lmfao those teeths
literal rabbit
do you feed her carrots to have sex

>>78994322
did the paki rape the British girl?

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>>78994395
no

>>78994446
>logic
dont expect logic from anyone not right wing desu

>>78994449
no because hes never had sex, nor even eaten vegetables because he's a sweaty obese neckbeard

>>78994059
>>78994184
>>78994087
>>78993985
>>78994072
>>78994345
>>78994453
'once. Also Ludford.

>>78994446
Nearly every week*

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>>78994449
Gingers are notorious in the US for fucking like rabbits, so I suppose having a ginger gf would be nice.

>>78993947
nice chest hair.

>>78994484
would give her to tip of my dick but not the full length

>>78994474
Haha we've both replied to 2 posts with the same general opinion
*friend requests you*

>>78994475
Actually, I'm a vegan because I have congenital birth issue that makes it hard to digest meat. But yeah, I am a virgin.

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>>78994453
now its literally su

That's a butt hole

hate the kpop webm gimmick but you have to respect it
never fails to catch me out even when you have a sneaky feeling

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>>78994157
>used to have a webm of me busting out 15 pullups while shirtless i posted on lgbt about 5 years ago
bender

>>78994533
BBBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>78994551
'ported you to Janman for being a Kshit sympathizer

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>>78994547
why did you repost the image
i really dont understand that post

>>78994533
careful mate, benders inhabit these threads. they might wank off to that.

>>78994582
su has a mole under her lip innit

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... Scoochey Moon picture no 1 ... Picture 1 September 2017 ...

>>78994533
>>78994591
too late just wanked to it

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPthhhhh

want a gf who does more than lie there and wait for it to be over
perhaps she's a lesbian

there should be a 3rd political axis in addition to social and economical, which is spiritual vs pragmatic

>>78994614
Try more foreplay mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32GZ3suxRn4

bit of the mayer

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>>78994596
oh
haha
didnt see that haha
haha

>>78994614
slap her around and push her head into her pillow and treat her like a fucking dog who isn't worthy of you

Women like that

Don't ask me why. They disgust me but I know what they like and I need to drain my cock once a week.

>>78994659
what killed rock and roll? no one sees this and wants to play the guitar because of it.

If intersectional feminism isn't something that you agree with or consider important or if the mere mention of the phrase makes you bubble up with "buts" please move along, we're probably not going to get on very well.

>>78994683
Can't confirm every woman wants to be semi-violently dominated
t. Womanologist

imagine being shorter than 6'2

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This thread was fast but comfy and the kshitters showed up and killed it

>>78994677
>gif
fuck off

>>78994683
fucked a girl in the ass and choked her from behind. she liked it. her dad beat her when she was little

I need feminism because ______

>>78994453
god she's so fit

>>78994614
just ask her what she likes

ignore this guy: >>78994683

>>78994677
think that guy's got czech neck

>>78994690
disagre

>>78994614

>gf says she wants me to be more forceful and dominant in bed
>making out one night
>grab her by her hair and shove my cock in her mouth
>starts crying and says I raped her

>>78994709
>Womanologist
Well I'll have you know lad I have a PHD in Women

A pretty huge dick

;) ;) *cheeky wink* :D ;)

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>>78994747
thats not sue its a different person you horrible little slut

I still have nightmares over the first time I had sex

>>78994783
its the same person

started having a panic attack but i managed to prevent it
feels good man, but i'm still sweaty and shaky
wew lads what a rush

I'm tired and I want to go to bed

>>78994791
describe it for me lmao

>ludders is a UKIP leader
>also an anime nonce

doesn't compute

>>78994748
Actually ignore this guy.
Women hate a man who doesn't know what the fuck to do.

Asking her would be the absolute worst possible option.

Trust the yank >>78994737
Even if her daddy didn't beat her women have this biological need to be dominated.

Sometimes it happens in men too, that's how twinks are born.

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whenever someone chews on my earlobe i go completely crazy. full ahegao, eyes rolling back in my head, compulsively moaning mode, i have no idea why.

but now i have long hair thar covers my ears and when guys try to bite my ear they often come away with a mouthful of hair

thinking about maybe doing the meme "short sides long top" cut just for the better sex. Thoughts?

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>>78994823

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>>78994801
not they arenT just fuck OFF

>>78994823
tits or gtfo

Really really want to kill myself

eating a krispy kreme

cant see a solution other than the ol 'cide

i'll be cooking lobs on the fire in the rogues den on world 327 in a few minutes

torn between my desire to live in "the thick of it" and my knowledge that the labour party is a feminist hellhole.

wish we had a christian democratic party so i could bait liberals by saying i oppose abortion in all circumstances before pivoting to my 25 point plan for economic recovery.

>>78994751
girls dont want to be facial abused you fucking porn addict, she meant she wanted you to fuck her roughed. the virgin sex

>>78994855
>>78994863
change the record

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>>78994854
i have a flat pidgeon chest
:o(

>>78994749
defo had too much cake one way or another

need a gf that will move to a small farmstead with me so that we can start an evropean family and get autonomous

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King Bender of Penistan

fucked the gf very hard to the point you could hear my body slamming against her wet fanny, sounded like a popping tire, she was also shouting VERY loudly

we forgot to close the door to our flat and when we stopped we heard a bunch of people outside laughing haha

>>78994683
she doesn't like rough sex and she's tiny, says my dick is too large and hurts her
ikd I really like her, but the sex is pretty crap

this is my last night working nightshifts lads

>>78994616
spiritualism doesn't belong in politics

most of the 'hurr durr christfag' republicans in your country are complete hypocrites in regards their faith

>'god hates X,Y, and Z'
>engage enthusiastically in X, Y and Z
>few weeks later
>'I spoke to god and he said he said he forgives me'
>*chants of USA! USA! USA!*

might sound leftist/fedora as fuck (am the latter but not the former), but i'm basically right

as much as I hate most leftists, the US right has a monumental amount of fucking growing up to do. you can't stay complete retards forever and expect to still have jobs in a world where most fast food places are becoming automated

>>78994940
why wont thailad just say it, he looks like a bender

>>78994940
you know the Thai monarchy has a fucked up succession rule.

It's not the King's first born.
It's the first born child of the King and his current OR latest wife.

Seeing as this specimen has three wives then the heir is the product between him and his THIRD wife who is a 12 year old boy.

The royal family will jump 5 decades when this king dies. That is unless he marries #4.

>>78994955
didnt happen

>>78994820
yeh it does
most anime nonces are rightists

>>78994977
what is it about republican senators attacking gay rights while fucking male prostitutes on the side

>>78994956
>says my dick is too large and hurts her
How big is it?
Is she Asian?

>Driving home from work
>Accidentally scrape car wing mirror on side of bus
>ucking bus lanes on opposite side of road squeezing us all in
>Admit it was my fault, no damage on my car but left a black mark on the side of the bus
>They give me contact details to follow up in case they need insurance
>Call them
>Say I need to contact their insurance company

Is this really an insurance claim? I mean it's just a minor scuff which will wash out.

I really don't want this one month from a no claims bonus.

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>>78994616

who here /depersonalizationderealization/ here?
life is absolute hell lads, i feel like i'm losing my mind

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>>78995034
>say this
>even though Moffat literally said there weren't black people there during that time and he deliberately fabricated this

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>>78994662
the gf

>>78995048
sick of runts posting this compass without a link to the actual test

its my birthday today lads what should I do for the simply epic day of my birth

TWO HEARTS
LIVIN' IN JUST
ONE
MIND

>>78995074
politicalcompass.com

actual fucking noob

>>78995074
http://www.sapplycompass.com/

>>78994881

Some women NEED throatfucking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCRZLr9oRw


choon

>>78995104
don't click, virus

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i was in a brief 2 month relationship with an American guy called Chase who had an 8.8 inch dick (we measured). We tried like a halfdozen times but were completely unable to have sex because i was too tight.

Pic rel, he dumped me over text.
:c

>>78995068
What's it like when it happens? Describe it.

quite interesting that /brit/ is obsessed with an obscure japanese idol

wonder how that came about

>>78995083
get smashed out your fucking skull of course

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>>78995072
sue is indeed light years better than ano

>>78995034
>Blacks arabs and asians everywhere

Love Bella Rose porn

>>78995070
erasing our history

>>78994865
I'm here lad

>>78995147
sry lad you'll bounce back

whats the most amount of valium you've taken at once and what happened

>>78995147
learn how to stretch your bum you idiot

>>78995048
the thing everyone forgets about socialism is how bad all services become
the idea of a job set up for you straight from school and then being given a house sounds comfy but the selection of food in your local shop is dismal, same with clothes, appliances etc, You're on a ten year waiting list for a car, everyone you have to deal with is a lazy cunt. Bot worth the security desu

>ThatGuyTagg is gay
a-HA!
i KNEW it!

>>78995221
loads and i died

>>78995072
i like 06 most

>>78995024
7x5.5

yes

>>78995243
i think you mean 10

>>78995072
all rook same

>>78995147
imagine naming your son "chase"
unspeakably grim

having a large coffee with porridge and homemade applesauce
expecting glorious shits later

>>78995221
A lot and I got ataxia. Basically fell over and couldn't move. Like being paralyzed.

>>78995228
he was just too big. I've have sex with guys with big dicks before and its okay with enough warmup, but 9 inches is just another level of bullshittery im not physically capable of dealing with.
It was nice to look at though.

>>78995215
Its okay, it was a while ago. I'm over it now.

>>78995147
walking disease vectors like yourself find a new bf easily so dont act upset

australians call candy floss fairy floss. lol fucking losers

>>78995260
6 has the nicest face

>>78995289
good post

are you the Irish rorke lad?

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>>78995253
>yes
There's your problem my man

>>78995313
possibly

>>78995147

Bent bastard

>>78995325
you killed my uncle

>its 9am in austrailia

what a strange place

>>78995272
or "chip"

need to ejaculate on yuzu's belly

>>78995343
hot snow falls up

>>78994977
you're a brainlet. everything you spend your efforts building in this world will be erased. repent and turn your eye to god before it's too late

>>78995361
*unzips trousers*
i'll open my JAPS eye to god, haha. runt.

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>>78995243
youre only saying that to wind me up because youre a fuckign whore but thats perorin she ok but not as fit as sue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UOKSq48-mE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-imYn74EIJo

>that one nonce who knows all the members of korean girl bands by name

used to see this Chinese lass, she was 21, 2 years older than myself at the time, and a virgin. I took her virgonity and a week later I was smashing her from behind, choking her and slapping her arse

she got VERY addicted to the BWC

>>78995390
i'm not a runt. you're a runt. brainlet

>>78995402
don't you believe in a sky daddy

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>>78995392
why is she so perfect bros

Don't go out anymore
Don't have friends
Don't have a gf
Don't go clubbing
Don't go socialising
Don't have new experiences

boy butts

I meant virginity btw lads

no idea how that happened aha

>>78995397
did you put her in the buck, lad? don't ask me what the buck is PLEASE
>>78995415
i believe everything in this world is a representation of something more than this world. i think nothing in this world is real, but i think you can learn about things that are real from this world

>>78995229
>but the selection of food in your local shop is dismal, same with clothes, appliances
sounds ok to me tbqh

>>78995451
what's 'the buck' lad

just had unprotected sex with a girl from tinder and im freaking out

>Police for Cheshire, United Kingdom don arrest, then charge Everton striker Wayne Rooney; dem say im drink plenty alcohol finish, come begin drive up and down for road.

>Dem arrest di ex-England captain just after 02:00 British Standard Time(BST), on Friday, after officers stop one black VW beetle motor for Altrincham Road, Wilmslow.

>Di accusation bi say Rooney drink pass di limit wey law allow.

Why im do it lads?

>>78995315
post more kornheisers

>>78995428
is that a jav cover?

>>78995511
i wish

>>78995352
really makes me think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMZdQiUXXqo

fat caked up bimbo and her kraut bf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF4NB9kCBk0

Prepare yourself, the end is coming. Only the strong will survive.

>>78995538
Did it hurt

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the desired gf

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who else /normal/ here?

>>78995475
for me the buck works best when you're on a couch, or else have your feet against the bedposts. you need some leverage. it's when you set her on her back, and you put your arms under her legs. when you're fucking her you put her knees behind her ears, laying on top of her. they love it

hope I get one of those terminal diseases where you just kind of die lucidly and peacefully on your bed surrounded by your loved ones after perhaps even giving them all a few last words poignant music

>spoiler: NONE of that happens irl
watching someone die before you is a horrible affair even in the best instances

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doing a read

>>78995392
she has the nicer face in the pic but not in the video, very disappointing

always found German girls to have really fucked up fetishes, like off the charts what the fuck are you doing tier

>>78995579
thats my favourite position too desu
it really hits the prostate perfectly

>>78995567
she's cute, do you know her?

>>78995481
creampied 3 girls from tinder and 1 from okcupid within a week of messaging them. you'll be fine lad just try t

>>78995561
yeah

>>78995150
i don't really know how, it's like trying to explain what being drunk feels like to someone who has never drank.

i feel like i exist inside my mind, i'm constantly aware of my own conciousness and internal dialogue. it's like my thoughts are loud and tangible. all my actions, feelings and thoughts are coldly calculated, so i don't really feel anymore. when i laugh i have to manually control it.

at it's worst, everything suddenly looks 2D and foreign and it feels like i'm in a dream. i call it hyper-reality, i don't know how to describe it other than reality looks like it's gone from 720p to 4K. it's extremely terrifying.

hope I don't wake up tomorrow

losing my voice lads

>>78995588
i do actually quite like perorin her tits are even better than sues
however sue is prettier and has a nicer personality, for that reason sue won that gravure competition and perorin came 2nd

Sick of all the depressed losers on brit
Wish they'd just fuck off and kill themselves

>>78995579
you mean the mating press?

>>78995599
how

>>78995068
felt like this after 3 days of no sleep on a benzo withdrawal. very fucked up time, almost felt like i was tripping on psychedelics at times.

>>78995649
i hope they all live long happy lives

>>78995663
Based beastiality bro

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>>78995649
fuckin autist spastics who watch anime amirite?

>>78995649
not a fan of your negativity. think you should re-evaluate your life and resolve your underlying issues.

is 1664 a good beer?

is 1664 a good year?

>>78995683
>depressed
>happy lives
they're mentally I'll, they're never going to be happy, they're just going to burden everyone else around them and spread misery

>>78995451
>i think nothing in this world is real
hmm

>>78995701
all me desu

>>78995595
girl with a dildo right?
>>78995068
yeah i'm with you. hard to get back to taking your life seriously like everything's normal when you're faced with the reality of it. i now tell myself when it happens that everyone on this world has to have a persona. it is impossible to be here without a personality, without a face, and without a past. your persona is as fine as any other persona you could have. it's part of what plays into my worldview expressed here >>78995451

>>78995730
>girl
>prostate
ah yes... american education

>>78995707
>>78995719
short answer, yes with an if. Long answer, no with a but

>>78995742
girls have them yes

>>78995658
fatties

30
cringed beyond words
begone

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>tfw your cock slides out

>>78995751
no they don't
they have something different

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H4l9RpkwM
choon

>>78995776
huhhh whuhhhh

>>78995776
already got this down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPl94ir6dLw

feet (brown in colour)

hurp a durr doo
my opinion
hurrr Dürer durr
my feelings
herrr a deer durp

love millennials

>you'll never get a whiff of yuzu's sweaty crotch after a night of performing her shite music

feels bad man

>>78994481

t. callum

the granny has had Parkinson's for a few years and it's awful to watch
she's not in agony but she can barely move or do things for herself

>>78995793
>pickle rick and linkin park in one post

good shit my dawg. youre a real trailblazer

>>78995757
oh
fair
are my standards too high then

>>78995788
>Female prostate gland. Skene's gland, also known as the paraurethral gland, found in females, is homologous to the prostate gland in males. However, anatomically, the uterus is in the same position as the prostate gland. ... The gland also expels fluid, like the male prostate, during orgasm.


state of your virgin knowledge

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i make my runts fight

>>78995808
You're almost certainly a millennial yourself.

>>78995823
should just be merciful and push her down the stairs

>>78995835
sweaty

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>yeah i'm with you. hard to get back to taking your life seriously like everything's normal when you're faced with the reality of it. i now tell myself when it happens that everyone on this world has to have a persona. it is impossible to be here without a personality, without a face, and without a past. your persona is as fine as any other persona you could have. it's part of what plays into my worldview expressed here

>>78995835

sweaty tits

>>78995832
>they have something different
>skene's gland

yes that's what I was referring to

you dumb cunt

>>78995730
i agree with you desu, lad
having dp/dr makes me feel like i've looked behind the curtain per se. it definitely feels like there's more to reality than what we perceive.

have you ever heard of gnosticism? Gnostics believe in a form of knowledge called "gnosis", maybe dp/dr is related to gnosis.

poo 310

>>78995870
also what I was referring to. as they call it the female prostate gland


we're both right. share the victory?

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>>78995801
2 minutes in and i already love this

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>having dp/dr makes me feel like i've looked behind the curtain per se. it definitely feels like there's more to reality than what we perceive.

>have you ever heard of gnosticism? Gnostics believe in a form of knowledge called "gnosis", maybe dp/dr is related to gnosis.

>>78995730
how much DMT did you take

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can't believe it's 50% rasheeds now

>>78995902
want to dropkick his face

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>>78995859
>>78995869
the show didnt get recorded which pains me terribly

if women like to be dominated how do you explain dominatrixes

>>78995932
some of them dont like to be dominated

>>78995902
love his how to fight a baby . hate everything else he's done though

>>78995906
unenlightened runt

>>78995921
already wanked to the survivor video at least 3 times

need some new materia

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>unenlightened runt

>>78995932
Some men are gay (female)

NEW
>>78995977
>>78995977
>>78995977