/brit/

cara

cara

*sets the thread alight*

Any sexy ladies in /brit/ tonight?

would the most northern person please post a vocaroo of them saying some typical heroin junkie so we can meme on it please

anime

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>>78918347
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yE1Oh74dtx
ah yes, the "london experience"

dara

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dara

Bought a cable for my Zune but it only shows me the charging icon.
Hopefully, after a few minutes, I'll get it to start up and listen to my old songs.

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>i will never be trent reznor

babestation

need a vocaroo bf

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sue

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>>78915027
>tfw got banned for 2 days for posting a copyrighted photo of a camwhore and asking for source

don't know how much more of this loneliness I can take /Brit/

>>78918458
alri x

>>78918475
>>78918477
shockingly good gemini posts

>>78918420
>southern culture
Umm mosques curries and prayer mats aren't culture sweat
>southern """"""""chippers"""""""
Literally too posh for chippers and we invented chippers so just stop appropriating northern culture please

>>78915027
boggles the nog how stupid and oblivious some people are

WHY would you not rotate this image before posting, you little weasel

anon from middlesbrough here

ask me to say something in my degenerate accent

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ciara

I'm a sick fuck

>>78916644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEcABb8MnxI

>>78918496
>capital b
Hownew.ru

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>>78918510
yes yes of course you did
now get back in the pit before we decide to genocide you again sweaty x

>>78918513
it's literally the correct orientation on my PC i dont know why it flipped itself

>>78918537
You're American...

>>78918515
rub your hotshot parmo into me hairy fookin bollocks

>>78918515
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ujT1UCySud

sometimes crave after fish and chip but wen i eat it i always feel so disgusted at myself afterwards

i can literally taste the oil soaking in my gullet
i can feel the gas accumulating in my stomach from oil and fried potatos andbatter AND my heart begging me to stop eating
grim

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>I'm a sick fuck

>>78918510
stop interchanging London with the entirety of the south you CUNT

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She caught you, /brit/. Quick! What's your alibi?

>>78918575
I'd give her brum a bid wahey

would do a vocaroo but i sound like im thick

>>78918561
>Normans
>English
Pick one. Are you also forgetting you were annexed by the Normans?

>>78918607
so does literally every single vocaroo already posted

>>78918607
but we want to hear that

would d oa vocaroo but my housemates will hear and ask me awkward questions

>>78918568
>>78918590
wanna yiff

>>78918589
Ah yes southern chippers

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>>78918582
you sound exactly like someone I know
are you sure you're not in hants

>>78918601
Were you just enjoying it?

>All these vocaroos and nobody rappin
Finna fix that

https://clyp.it/rpiietkz

>>78918653
what are northern chippehs healthier and less greasy.

need a bf

>>78918654
what the fuck is hants
i just have a very generic accent because i've lived around like 5-6 different accents

>>78918672
yeah
we've mastered the art of fried foods so that it's not a disgusting mess

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>>78918462
lmao

>>78918672
Yeah it's the advantages of inventing them

>>78918654
i'm from hants and he sounds nothing like somebody from hants
you're just a dinlo

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>>78918695
hants is hampshire lol
don't worry you just sounded exactly like one of my old friends

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ClhYGwGsDR

https://afainatl.wordpress.com/2017/08/30/right-wing-gentrification-gangs-white-nationalists-and-atlanta-property-development/
always makes me laugh when liberal journos make out like white nationalists are dirt poor hillbillies

>>78918718
>couch
fuck off yank

>>78918576
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ChB3xT24hr

had to talk quietly so my dad couldnt hear me haha

>>78918703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWuYzCGDn-U

imfuckingplying

>go out to take my dog for a walk
>get back to my house
>autistic Irish neighbor is trimming my rosebush out front. It's next to his property but clearly on mine
>would have to pass him to get into my house
>turn around and go on a second walk

honestly needs the trim, and I can't tell if he's trying to tell me to cut my bush back or if he thinks it's his? didn't know what to say

couch

>>78918761
alri bane

>>78918761
the united states of that

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am i gay if i wank to this

please answer urgently, im pretty close

>>78918616
not sure you're allowed to post this under Danelaw mate x

>>78918785
>>78918794
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NOJt7DzZPL

>>78918769
>an idiot from sheffield

not a real northerner

TUNE TUNE TUNE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEee3pJHH4


TUNE TUNE TUNE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEee3pJHH4


TUNE TUNE TUNE

>>78918769
>wedgers
what

>>78918761
Fuck me the state

>>78918824
I think she means potato wedges?
(which are the worst way to eat potatoes)

>>78918811
you kinda are

>>78918820
slag off sheffield again and i'll fookin bray thee

she finally replied to my joke lads

fuck that German shit

actual choon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6JEXquWC7A

unironically wish i had a northern accent. i think they're cool and down to earth.

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>gf is snoring again

>>78918889
Rape her

is it true that sheffield has a superhero called supertram?

>>78918889
is he alright?

>>78918873
TOO SLOW TOO CALM TOO SLOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIRtW-Ovzd8

>>78918601
daresay i'm going to have to request the 'ol source on that one.

>>78918770
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVEdtVSjJm

as I get older I find myself understanding marge simpson more and more

>>78918920
hardcore is shit

>>78918873
actual actual choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5S6Cz6oO4M

>>78918889
Record her and blackmail her into not snoring with the audio of her snoring.

Amin Yashed

The more I hear about London the worse it sounds

would post a vocaroo lads but my voice is pretty high pitched so shant

>>78918910
yes he heroically takes you to meadowhall so you can spend money on shite and eat wagamama

>>78918948
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGG0JXlcUK

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back from shops lads

beers (8 carlsberg export) and a donner meat "cobra bite" curry (the hottest they do) with chips.

/brit/ has absolutely dire taste in music

doing a sing give me some tips
https://vocaroo.com/i/s05aEVtPIK7e

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zduKIF5Mo0k

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>>78918931

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>>78918923
Katy Perry

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White "women" are nothing but a drain on society. When did western society start collapsing in on itself? When white "women" were given any semblance of power. Who votes for far left parties? White "women." Who thought it would be a good idea to turn white men into feminine sissies? White women. Who begun importing third worlders? White "women." Who now chooses those third world men instead of the men they ruined? White "women." Who refuses to stop turning men in their countries into feminine "men." White "women." Who then continues to import more third worlders to renew their supply of non-ruined men? White "women." Who hates people just for having a penis or not being brown? White "women." Which group deserves merciless genocide? White "women." White men need to start doing what white women do and stop breeding with whites. They need to take superior women from other countries and marry them instead. Because if white men keep choosing white women, the cycle continues if they have even a single daughter, because they daughter will make it her mission in life to not only ruin white men but to ruin western civilization as a whole. How you raise her does not matter if professors Moshe Rosenburg and Devorah Goldenstein get to her at any point in her life.
Say no to the collapse of the western world.
Say no to white "women."

>>78919003
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dq2LiI5ktI

>>78918950
is not though

The utter state of southerners. Imagine letting the French take your city.

>"1215, with 240 knights and a similar number of infantry following in January 1216.[29] In May 1216 Louis himself arrived with his army and moved quickly to capture London. There was little resistance when the prince entered London and at St Paul's Cathedral, Louis was proclaimed King with great pomp and celebration in the presence of all of London. "

>>78918994
Would like to try kebab curry

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>Carlsberg

>>78918952
do you like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVopzQgX4M

>>78918994
would not like to be your arse tomorrow

>>78918920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUxHF1aFEgY

Keep buying shoes that don't fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJeO-PJQFJ8

just found this cringe from when I was about 9

>>78919030
Was she always retarded?
She seemed somewhat smarter when she was starting out.

>>78918889
record it
post it

>>78919030
What's with the carpet muncher cut

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this ones worth reblogging

>>78919068
not really bothered

>>78918994
>the hottest the do
>8 cans
Watch out we got a badass over here!!

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desperately trying to not eat a load of doritos

>>78919073
i can handle it. more worried for the neighbours noses and possibly ears

slippery wet dog poop

Wouldn't dream of eating Spidey food with alcohol

guarantee i have the finest singing voice in this thread
put me on /brit/'s got talent

https://vocaroo.com/i/s15zabcXOzyY

>>78919132
just eat the fucking crisps you fat cunt

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me doing a singsong for my /brit/ friends
:3

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IboqU5ii4K

>>78919078
good. approve.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWMqjGJRaNk
gabber-ish dancing

I don't always drink alcohol but when I do its whisky

>>78919102
She did it because Trump won. Seriously.

>>78919118
do you like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0XwOjSpdbc

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anime

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>walk into a shop in America
>pick up an item that is labelled $1
>walk up to the counter and hand them a dollar bill
>cashier tells me I don't have enough money

Really need to make a poo but don't want to do it at work
Halp

>>78918994
Ooft, hot kebab curry mate, would give a try

>>78919093
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dcadeSparJ

wish i could do the sort of fun loving childish things that women can get away with socially, without infringing on my future prospects as a respectable man.

>>78919163
>>78919166
looks like the competition is on

https://strawpoll.com/s9r2dryh
>https://strawpoll.com/s9r2dryh
https://strawpoll.com/s9r2dryh
>https://strawpoll.com/s9r2dryh

im going to let you guys in on a classified operation ive begun.i found the twitter of a girl i had a crush on in high school who in retrospect i had a 5-10% chance of gfing back then. im going to make my own twitter, make it take off a bit, and when i get more followers than her twitter (isnt hard she doesn't have many) im going to ask to be one of her followers then im going to DM her some and then ask her out. im going to pull this off i just know it

>>78919184
Sad!

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hmm

>>78919030
hungry for special k for some reason

>>78919168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4UgHX_QBY

>>78919187
yeah that album's amazing
here's my stuff
https://soundcloud.com/pray4dusty

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>>78919204
Oi I don't sound like that >:(

I'm the best rapper in /brit/ but can't be arsed to do a vocaroo right now

>>78919194
pooing at work is a blessing lad, learn to enjoy it

>>78919188
wash my bolocks

>>78919194
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UT7IZAbqYo

>>78919216
try being gay
works well for me

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[spoiler]SHART[/spoiler]

>>78919217
prefer "over the hills singer" for his avant-garde post-talent raw style

Asked the girl out I know who works in the shop beside my house and she put me in the friend zone
Forever alone!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zos3JQkasQ

what did they mean by this

>>78919191
we have fifty states and even more counties and cities which regulate taxes unlike you all

>>78919244
this
do my daily poo at 4:30 every day and /brit/ post during (often about the poo)

never pooed in a swimming pool/hot tub
wee in them every single time though of course

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>he still drinks poor people "beer"

Get on my level cunts

>>78919232
nice I used to make dub techno and things when I had my drum machines and things

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>>78919165

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>>78919232
>tfw that track is one of my favourites
did you get it from /brit/? i might have posted it before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0ALfIIHfB8

need a willy stashed up my botty

>>78919204
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s1dcadeSparJ
Great post. Those dumb southern hayseeds didn't know what hit 'em!

>>78919254
wasn't really a spoiler tbf

I thought yanks just what themselves when they needed to poo

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>>78919272
>local stores can't work out their own tax code and price it accordingly

>>78919300
>botty
utterly horrendous term, this

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>>78919284
i drink daddies cummies into my tummy

yummy yummy cummy cummy in my special straw and happy cup

>>78919249
>>78908329

>>78919224
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0DQ2b7xsApi

>>78919284
IPA is for people that are used to the flavor of soda

>>78919288
will be getting some when i finally get a decent job

>>78919295
nah mane just love my underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcgY7JNOMks

>>78919284
>paying more than you need to get shitfaced on a weekday
tramps had the right idea

>GF is snoring again lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k

>>78919200
it's not that hot 2bh (vindaloo and phall are hotter) but it's nice and tasty

>>78919284
Give me a quick rundown on the craft beer scene there

>>78919284
>he drinks the reddit "beer"
>he drinks from the yank sized tin
>he has manet hands
>he has ogre hands

>>78919325
>phone autocorrects his shit as a what
>outed as a mobile poster
Stupid phoneposter

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>>78919334

Beer is horrid. Tastes like piss and battery acid mixed together

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502847634891.webm

>>78919244
i have worked my current job for nearly a year and never shit at work once. i despise public bathrooms. they're disgusting

>>78919224
link your tweeter I'll follow you

>>78919359
Actually meant to say shat

>>78919326
why would they when it's so simple to add 6%? it makes things seem cheaper

>>78919302
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lg89g3lfKc

>>78919372
Poof

>>78919360
Ragdolls are lovely animals

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-41101051

>white genocide isn't rea-

>>78919351
It's shit and yours is better but reddit tier month will say it's not

>>78919379
>public restroom
>work restroom
are you a street cleaner lad

ANNOUNCEMENT:

I just want everyone to know I hate stupid sort of dubstepish music. I hate when it starts going all BREWW-CHEWEWEWEWW-EEEEE. It's very annoying. Often it runs an otherwise amazing track.

Sometimes I can vaguely understand why they do it on a dancefloor, but usually at that stage I'm just trying to figure out how to get off a dancefloor before I heem someone so the police will drag me out of my misery.

That was a party election broadcast for the Liberal Democrats. For a complete collection of party election broadcasts, please visit the BBC website.

>>78919390
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1WErsLxLT4w

>>78919372
This desu. People only pretend to enjoy it

going to bed lads

goodnight

some poof walked into are pub tonight asking for "our finest beer."

mixed a load of piss and battery acid into a pint of fosters for him hahaha

>Half the children in the Lawrence Hill area of Bristol live below the poverty line
you arrive in the provinces

Don't get mong that like really really spicy foods.
Congrats you're well hard for "liking" food that gives you pain.
No one cares you just look childish and non white>>78919372

>>78919336
Lager is for povvos though

>>78919411
Cool. I've had a few from Samuel Smith and enjoyed them.

>>78919435
piss off then

>>78919338
do you have a playlist or anything like that?
like your tastes, would like to know more

>>78919421
get fucked bender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6a3vhTTwE

any feet lads?

>>78919418
i work in a big office. the toilets get cleaned regularly but you still find big shit streaks in the toilet bowls and stuff. it's fucking rank

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>booked a table at the pub on sunday for me and the lads
>only 2 of them actually pitched up so 7 of the seats were empty

Only had Stella & san migels, both tasted awful, is there anything better?

>>78919372
Beer is me gusta I love it :3>>78919421

>>78919451
alri jacob ress-mogg

>>78919374
Is that the same guy who did Rubber Johnny?

>go into bar
>"koppaberg please mate"
>bloke looks at me quizzically
>"only got rekorderlig m8"
>okay

>end up in another bar
>slouch up
>"rekorderlig m8"
>bloke looks at me like he wants to throw me out and start violently removing my teeth with his fists
>"only got koppaberg m8"
>okay

walked into a bar and asked for their strongest drink. the madman behind the bar gave me a bottle of Kopparberg Mixed Fruits

now dont get me wrong, i did ask for their strongest drink but come on, im a mortal man

>>78919464
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfiQH7Otw6zd9Z8wqVBJvEpZlqqHIYGyx

there are a few others on my channel, my likes is just music

>>78919450
ah but the pain of the spice causes your body to release endorphins which feels good

>>78919450
do it because i enjoy the taste, simple as. the pain is a bonus. anyone who'd consider me "hard" for eating a hot chili is not someone i'd aim to impress.

>>78919491
Best beer is carlsberg or Heineken

>>78919469
actually that's enjoyable, although i note some of the effects are the kind that - amplified by a thousand - ruin tracks.

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Beer

>>78919030
Love one piece swimsuits
Hate boy haircuts

'tis quite simple

>>78919500
thanks m8

beer tastes better when it comes out of your drunk gf's fanny after about 30 minutes

Koppaberg tastes artificial and weird. Rekorderlig has a nice natural fruity taste.

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Recording of me (piano) and my later-to-be-girlfriend (guitar) jamming around trying to remember how Radioactive sounds in 2014

>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g8VfxEERuv

makes me feel a little tbqh

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>>78919451
are you a fucking paki or something?

Get an Urquell or a Franziskaner. IPA is for children

>earn £40,000 2 years out of uni
>live in london so am actually poor

>>78919339
>getting shitfaced on a wednesday and not enjoying your rare beer slowly

>>78919351
london scene is fucking sick, we've got breweries popping up everywhere and we've got the beer mile at bermondsey

*Looks at you niggerishly*

It should be called white democide because it isn't problem that lies with our own politicians who HATE their country

I like putting a little bit of chilli powder in most of my food
adds a certain je ne sais quoi to things

aldi has some really nice rekordelig knock off iirc.

>>78919545
fuck off london paki cunt

>>78919517
>>78919513
Literally drug addicts looking for an endorphin release. Degenerate

Hate Londoners. Hate how tall they are, hate how well they dress. Hate how attractive they are. Hate their stupid craft beers and pretentious conversations and twattish accents.

Taking a train is like walking into a liberal arts campus. Hate them all.

>>78919496
fucking calm it with the hard stuff m8

>>78919527
>600x400

good job you dumb fuck

>>78919496
just order a ribena and get it over with your fucking melt

Wish I could play keyboard or piano.

Bought a cheap keyboard once but turned out it only had like 30 keys and they expect you to have like 50 to actually play anything. Just barely saved off the desire to take the thing outside and smash it for being a testament to my own incompetence.

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It's pretty easy to see how Southern American dixie accents evolved from the accents of the English Colonists. I'm pretty sure most of the colonists came from the home counties too...

>>78919542
alri tim

>>78919568
>wah wah wah stop feeling good

aha someone's jealous aren't they?

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>adds a certain je ne sais quoi to things

>>78919544
>>78919545
>>78919555
>>78919572
>>78919582
>>78919589

Reddit

>>78919407
>The Home Office has apologised

hey... ;)

>>78919545
>rare beer
rare beer wanker loves his rare beer

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2xckpJqCdo

>>78919491
budweiser is maybe more accessible but san miguel and stella are pretty generic. if you don't like them, you won't like any lager. try bitter, like boddingtons, much smoother.

>>78919579
>he doesn't sit with a whisky in one hand and a cider in the other for optimal control over drunkenness and funny looks from students

>>78919584
>we wuz chevaliers an shiet

>>78919555
*junnah say kwah you melt

and so the night comes to an end, with toil rapidly approaching, I get cozy in bed, fingers tired from shitposting.

The wagies know my state of mind, the NEETs however, continue shitposting late in to the night, unfased by the prospect on toil on the morrow

Good night lads

>>78919584
this is sort of bullshit because the english colonists who arrived in 17th century southern america didn't sound like modern english people.

>>78919589
Oooohhh you're hard

want the twin peaks theme played at my funeral

reddit

>>78919584
it's from the west country

>>78919579
fantastic post

>>78919542
IMAGINE being such a normie that you can make jokes and laugh with a girl like this
Crazy stuff

maccy d's or kfc
only one choice in the city

>>78919544
>he literally thinks because beer is german it's good
>doesn't realise it's the german version of carlsberg

bet you fuckin love paulaner too? bet you tell all the lads in malia how cultured you are when you drink augustiner

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>and so the night comes to an end, with toil rapidly approaching, I get cozy in bed, fingers tired from shitposting.
>The wagies know my state of mind, the NEETs however, continue shitposting late in to the night, unfased by the prospect on toil on the morrow
>Good night lads

>>78919584
There are americans living on islands in georgia or north carolina that sound west country.

there are people in maine who sound almost identical to how suffolk people sound.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpuR-WeQjc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTVwdv9Pzo8

which makes sense since east anglia is where the puritans were. i think aussie is basically cockney + east anglian.

>>78919425
ad hom

>>78919623
>try bitter
the name 'bitter' doesnt make it sound nice

can you walk into a takeaway, order something and wait there for it?

>>78919611
Alcohol isn't a drug it's a drink.
Coffer and tea aren't drugs they are drinks.
Nurofen ritalin and diazepam aren't drugs they are medicine e
Drugs are things you snort and smoke. Brainlet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6dALp4VPU8

>>78919335
that isnt how i talk

>>78919606
y u replyin to all my posts tho senpai

>>78919698
Most places you can, aye lad

>>78919643
night night

>>78919698
some have chairs but it depends what it is
pizza places, indians and chinese are the weirdest places to wait

>>78919698
yeah how have you never seen this before

posh cunt?

>>78919698
yes...better to call ahead and come pick it up though

>>78919653
Scottish

>>78919680
no I like a really yeasty flavor in beer. Carlsberg doesn't have much of that

Boss is late picking me up lads.

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeevJKGZ5f

this was the best "take" we managed of the song
Rate out of 10?

>>78919698
You can but it's considered bad manners
I usually stand and wait outside in the Street

>>78919697
it doesn't taste bitter at all, that's just the name. compared to lager, it's kind of creamy

picking up my runt (employee) for work

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>railways should be nationalis--

IPA tastes far too sweet to me. Not like real beer at all

If you think I'm eating hot and spicy food to try and impress you, you've got a very high opinion of yourself

>>78919687
nah
>>78919716
it is

>>78919680
Germany make the best beer though and urquel is Czech. Franziskaner isn't carlsberg it tastes like and made from banana bread

>>78919685
You mean Virginia and North Carolina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E

oh Mr. Noseberg

accidently ran my chin through my mashed potato

Wish cafes, restaurants, pubs, and the likes would have a standardised style of ordering

Have no idea when I rock up into a cafe if I'm supposed to sit down and be served and pay at the end or the start or what

**teleports behind you**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

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which one are you

>>78919698
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>>78919768
moggmen

>>78919786
Yikes. I just got a txt. Cheerio lafs.

>>78919425
very good texas gym teacher accent

>>78919685
It was the quakers which were scottish. Andrew Jackson president, scottish

>>78919791
it's for people that like soda, and not beer. The spiciness and sweetness mimics ginger ale

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>>78919814
hate all anarchists

socdem forever

>>78919763
shite and overblown

listen to me sing with my russian gf

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0g3HzYKdtuZ

>>78919809
https://youtu.be/NxVOIj7mvWI?t=2m21s

This old guy sounds very similar to west country people.

if spicy food isnt nice why does most the world eat it?

>>78919801
the very definition

LOVE spicy food lads

>>78919787
doubt any of this is real
sounds like utter bullshit
>"I dont need any proof i saw it with my own eyes"

>>78919802
this is true, but why does a nation like Britain, which drinks so much beer, make such shitty beer?
literally not one famous British beer

>>78919858
if god isn't real why does most of the world agree with it

>>78919858
if public defecation isn't good why does most of India do it?

>>78919793
No its because you're a drug addict degenerate or a paki

put your hands together..

>>78919833
andrew jackson was ulster-scots
which in fact makes sense.

sometimes i hear scottish or ulster accents muffled it can come out sounding american.

>>78919862
nah its literally you

>>78919833
Quakers were about half N. Irish/Scottish, half English. A lot came down from New England to Philadelphia, and some more were freed from prisons and dumped here from the UK

Most Scottish were Presbyterians

>>78919870
You're right mate. Our most popula beer is carling ffs. French even make beter beer than us

>>78919852
good
youre a better singer than she is though

>>78919889
I'm Scottish and sometimes people think I'm American...

>>78919877
>>78919880
neither of those things are remotely comparable though are they you mongolids

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7pm already

fixed my life by tidying my room

please mr. postman

how do people die in hurricanes?

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>I'm Scottish

>>78919914
feel rude for shitting on your song now

>>78919920
it's 4 minutes past the 31st of August

Reminder that the man with the highest IQ in the world believes in God and you actually think you're smarter than him
El oh el

whats something fun to watch

no reddity recommendations thanks

going to the hospital tomorrow so fucking utterly pointless and useless

the NHS is so fucking inefficient and shit. theyve been sending me around in circles for around a year

could probably pay a private doctor to have me checked and diagnosed within 10 minutes

>>78919939
debrained by flying debris

>>78919856
>they didn't know if I was american
>telling me "you talk funny"

goddamn it and to think the people telling him this are some fucking spics or wops or something

>>78919939
the strong winds tend to give them a flu and they die of the flu

>>78919889
some Appalachians have that sound, even some really, really old people in the backwoods of Southern New Jersey sound like this

they sound like bloodhounds trying to speak English. wwwwewe*mumble*HUHUHwwwwww

WHERE IS THE NEW

how does a recharagable ipad battery still go down when you leave it off for ages ?

>>78919942
I do happen to be an Atheist too

>>78919956
What's up? xxx

this threads off to a good start lol

>>78919947
still the 30th in the civilized parts of the world

these slugs know they can't catch me
cute, sexi, and my ride's sporty
*beep*beep* let's go

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