/brit/

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>>78915054
poor kev

i feel your hands on my body
every time you finger me boy

fucks sake made a funny bollockspost but i didnt realise we had a new

There can be only one

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anime

Want to hear this tinder lads joke

Britain could get pulled into this north korea lark and we could all get drafted lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo [Em

>>78916671
umm you know the average liver breaks down alcohol at a rate of about one unit an hour so unless you suppose this gentleman drank 91 units in an hour (which is obviously mad) then you should start rethinking how you approach these questions

>>78916760
>we could all get drafted lads
no we won't

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>>78915054
Can someone tell me where Tom's accent is from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I161bchiCiY

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>>78916760

3% growth already this year but nobody is talkinga bout it

Ytmnd

>>78916786
Botswana

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>Nope. Conjecture
>Science > anecdotes
>That's 91 units which isn't far of 2l. And that's the highest, if the highest recorded is close to what they are takin a night they're clearly lying. That's also clearly an anomaly
>Utter over compensating virgin has an aneurysm over being btfo
>I'm posting on mobile and it autocorrected it that way for some reason.
>That's how it's spelt in romantic ways you also, it's spelt like that in the trainspotting book too don't say it's not because I have it beside me and I'll post a pic and btfo you

>>>>using btfo unironically
>>>>mobileposter
>>>>fullstop poster
>>>>capital letter poster

feel the top of the room come off

>>78916786
Sounds like Home Counties

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>>78916811
Right. Thanks. I'm in your debt, friend.

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>>78916787
really enjoying gondola desu

>>78916786
probably somewhere between london and birmingham

>>78916812
papa franku, is that you?

Sprayed too much Giorgio Beverley Hills on me, now I can't go out until it's dissipated. Fucking reeks. What am I like?

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Don't ever, EVER watch a film called "Ikiru." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfuking levels yo...

When my wife gave birth to twins the first thing she said was there can be only one

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>papa franku, is that you?

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>>78916836
>>78916787

any nigger in?

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>>78916591
>>78916754
How will the brainlets ever recover?

It's 5:38pm, long way to go and I'm perfectly coherent after 500ml. 1l is nothing too serious if you drink regularly

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>papa franku, is that you?

>>78916897
this

>>78916881
hello

got a chooch brah?

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>>78916834

really want to hear that joke

>>78916888
ohhh, you're being """"funny""""

>>78916888
which grime is this?

>>78916888
it's spelt heroine because it's a literary device comparing the drug to a woman
FUCK OFF BRAIN DAMAGED MONG
if you're a heroin addict then why don't you post your so-called needles

>>78916949
forget it mate he's not a team player

>>78916957
No that Anon but I'm pretty sure it's Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh

Please "like" my video.
Thanks.

I can taste this fucking Giorgio in my mouth. What was I thinking?

me when someone starts on me
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1504123956772.webm

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L-R: the paki wife, the mostly-white daughter

>>78916888
but you were just using heroin in a normal sentence with no reason to spell it this way. you're either retarded or a child

>>78916796
>3% growth already this year but nobody is talkinga bout it
What is growth about you say ?

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Post some photos of beautiful wilderness in Bongland.

>>78916888
i'm convinced this is satire now, there is no way anyone is this fucking stupid.

There is no way someone doesn't realise that Trainspotting isn't written in standard English.

There is no way someone doesn't realise the "ironicness" of comparing drugs to women. etc

Really good bait to be honest i'm pretty impressed like you're so fucking stupid that everyone wants to call you out because we all knew a 16 year old who chat the same sorta shit as you

>>78916985
clearly says skagboys at the top you mong

>>78916929
hello

please remember to like, favourite and subscribe

>>78916986
'dislikes the video'

Fuck sake Tinder lad, post your fucking joke REEEEE

>>78917010
economic growth

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don't cry for me
i'm already dead

>>78916796
fuck off scrumpf apologist

>>78917008
usualyl half indians come out pretty white with just a bit of a duskiness that makes them look spanish.

>>78917010
my willy

>>78916960
It's literally spelt that way numerous times in the book brainlet.
I don't inject I snort
>everyone who takes heroin must inject it
Oh dear

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>>78917008
Are there many pakis in Slovakia?

wheres annaposter reeeeeeeee

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>he injects diamorphine recreatonally

who is the best ancillary simpsons character (there is a correct answer to this)

>>78917026
Bloody fool.
I forgot to post the URL.

But in all seriousness this new youtube comment thingy has got me to find a lot of old videos.

Girl on the left I had a HUUUUUUUUUUGE crush on in school.
HUUGGGGGGE.

Rate lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXAy0cBx8EY

Willy took a sharp 3% decline this year and it's only getting worse

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>>78917014

>>78917009
he's boasting about being a heroin addict while reading trainspotting, of course he's a child. he's like one of those little teenage wankers that smoke one joint and decide to grow dreads and wear tshirts with bob marley and weed leaves printed on them.

the inbetweeners had the greatest soundtrack of any television show in recent memory

prove me wrong

>>78917076
>says he snorts heroin and takes 2x the lethal dose
uh-oh that's not physically possible!!!! whoopsie doodle!!! baby did an oopsie!!!!!!

>>78917009
I didn't spell it that way you mong I already said it got autocorrected. Nw stop trying to be an intellectual you're embarrassing yourself by being illiterate

am at uni lads

thought about having a cup of tea but had hot chocolate instead

>>78917103
Lionel Hutz

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>>78917061
funnily enough, this site already thinks the 'fe is a latina

>>78917089
probably not

>>78917031
>So a census taker is walking down the road
>he sees a farm doing something to a tree
>gets closer and sees the guy is lifting up a pig to an apple tree while it eats apples off the branches
>the census taker asks the farm, "wouldn't it save a lot of time to just knock the apples down for the pig?"
>the farmer looks at him and says, "what's time to a hog?"

guaranteed pussy

>>78917123
I hope you're talking about the american inbetweeners

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>Nw stop trying to be an intellectual you're embarrassing yourself by being illiterate

>>78917015
Cheers :^)

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Barney: My name is barney and i'm an alcoholic

Lisa: Mr Gumble this is a girl scout meeting

Barney : Is it? or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

>>78917044
Soon we all die. Oil has end. Natural gas has end. Coil too. This is end for civilisation.

>>78917130
What's your courseload like this semester?

>>78917135
doing wine

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the dinner

sometimes i wish i had never been born at all

when 9/11 happened i couldn't figure out why people were so upset considering we live hundreds of miles away
took years for me to realize they were crying because they knew we were going to war

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>>78917103
Worst. Shitpost. EVER.

>>78917136
genuinely the correct answer
I would also have accepted lenny

I'm fucking pissed

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>I hope you're talking about the american inbetweeners

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>>78917110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=babYJ8s9uDk
poor lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

>>78917171
If I didn't know how to cook eggs I'd wish the same

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>>78917014

>>78917166
please dont drink so much so often x

>>78917171
You are what you eat, you disgusting pile of shit.

Mother Mary won't you whisper
Something but the past is done?

reddit spacers stick out like a sore thumb
>>>/g/62171870

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que sera sera

>>78917125
I never said that I said other people take double. Illiterate

>>78917103
moe

>>78917214
Guess that makes me your mum's pussy haha

>tfw used to laugh at the episode with frank grimes
>Tfw i am now frank grimes

>Tfw used to laugh at old Gil
>Tfw now i am old gil

>>78917063
O, this british humor. Some like Monty Python or Benny Hill.

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>>78917014
not far from where I live

>>78917213
no.

why is brit so easily trolled you take the easiest bait from the biggest morans

this idiot child lying about being a smack addict is really making a twat out of himself lads.

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as of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists

say hello to miguel sanchez!

>humor
FOY

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>Why yes i'm addicted to heroine and read Trainspotting. A simple-minded fool like you wouldn't understand

>>78917218
true
so easy to spot ethnic redditors because they carry themselves with their unique brand of arrogance

>>78917196
Alright let's cool it on posting her vids I just asked for a rate ffs

Although that vid does makes me realise why I have an unhealthy obsession with Maisie.
It's nostalgic.

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>>78917118
>>78917208
Looks inhospitable

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>>78917014

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do you like ice cream?

went to school with a very famous youtuber
shan't be saying who though I don't want to get doxxed haha

>>78917290
>>78917297
he's clearly trolling ffs stop taking the bait

Skyr, porridge, apples, egg on toast with baked beans, black coffee

Anything else I should add if I don't want to die in the near future?

>>78917289
most here are under 21

>>78917089
I know very funny paki woman teacher english from youtube.

"I'm not Emalda i'm Emelda!"

>>78917322
Sure but I like boobs better

>>78917289
*Moroans*

>>78917350
beef

>getting your panties in a twist because of some monged out loser

Just say "haven't got any" like everyone else and move on .

Having a root canal and crown done on Monday lads.

>>78917289
>morans
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO ANGRY

Hi, i'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "Lead paint - delicious but deadly!" and "Here comes the metric system!"

>unironically getting trolled by a heroine addict
just dont reply

>>78917392
Oh yeah, I also eat smoked beef sausages

>>78917350
gravy

>>78917287
for your health and well being

>>78917433
bet you do oi oi

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Heroine addict?

What, does he like watching documentaries of Joan of Arc?

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HE DIDN'T TROLL ME
HE WAS GENUINELY RETARDED
I DIDN'T GET TROLLED!!!!!!
MUUUUM!!!!!
MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

>>78917350
Why you might die?

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>>78917396
good luck lad
i had my wisdom teeth pulled a few months ago and it still hurts a bit

>>78917419
and my personal favourite "crazy coked up wife kills you whilst you sleep".

Should I lift before or after breakfast?

>>78917470
>gif
fuck off

>>78917465
aha classic

no!

>>78917487
during

>>78917487
no

>>78917465
lol

>>78917433
remember Skyr being mentioned in M&B: Viking DLC and now the store sells it but flavored and 0% fat

>>78917465
you're still going on about him just stop it's embarrassing

>>78917457
>:-/

*vapes*

>>78917487
yeh

>>78917481
BRUTAL

oi to the fuckin oi

>>78917481
not cool

>>78917477
I figure I'd eventually die if I were to eat almost nothing else for the next few years

Is zanex any good lads?

Vape Naaayshh y'aaallll

Hi, i'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such instructional videos as "60 Minutes of Car Crash Victims" and "Alice's Adventure through the Windshield Glass"

you may remember me from such things as 'smoke yourself thin' and 'get confident stupid'

*challenges you*

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okay lads let's get back to the topic at hand
bit fat lines of cocaine powder

*toots my own horn*

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>>78917574

>>78917573
>zanex

78917465
cringe

Sherlock Holmes was a heroin addict and he was smarter than any of you

Business idea: Every /brit/ poster moves into a house filled with cameras and the public votes out each poster one by one each week.
Winner is rewarded with becoming the designated janitor of /brit/ threads and gets to ask the mod the ban lisicki whenever he wants.

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>zanex

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Reply to this post if you wanna be my friend :^)

>>78917626
sherlock holmes is a fictional character

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aaah :)

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>>78917613
thank you for this

>>78917626
Fictitious person you moran

is sanex any good lads

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morning

really love this tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjL2KXuLCaY

>>78917620
you owe me one (you) buddy

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chomping down hard on a rustlers cheeseburg'

Good morning lads.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY

*starts charging around and knocking stuff over*

black books isn't a good sitcom don't know why it's always added to lists

Oh this is bad this is really bad
you work and you slave and you steal just enough for a sweet lick of that shiny brass ring

don't i get a lick
doesn't gil get a lick

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>>78917662

>>78917652
>>78917617
>spelling it xanax
yank

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>>78916836

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>>78917674

>>78917577
This nonce is recording this for a third party nonce's enjoyment based on the way she looks at the camera.

>>78917705
That dog sure makes that mushroom seem tasty

>>78917726
bruce foreskin lmao

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>>78917705
Who wins in a fight?

>>78917727
they literally have xanax written on them
mong

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>>78917711
morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWv9EEhxD5c
love gondola

>>78917601
i do hundreds of pounds worth of cocaine every weekend and sometimes my chest really hurts after a long binge but it's all i think about all week at work

Why do people like cokecaine it's really moreish and expensive. Plus people act like retards on it and is mainly used by deanos

>>78917726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEcABb8MnxI

>>78917759
hmmm

if you take heroin you're almost definitely situated in scotland. in which case, who could blame you?

>>78917577
depicts a minor sexually.

really like crywank to be honest
captures a lot of the "middle-class helpless failed son" feelings that no other artist does
also like the variety of sounds he produces with just a guitar

would like to make some songs myself with the musical inspiration of crywank and the lyrical inspiration of mewithoutyou

>>78917671
>It's the manlet who fits in baths again

>>78917753
raccoons have hands so they could invent tools and weaponry. foxes are just sexy dogs

how long is this fight going on for?

>>78917760
ugly coalburning whore

>>78917749
they're the ones which make you have a painful and horrifying psychedelic experience and sometimes cause liver/kidney damage

>>78917760
vile hungarian trollop

>Australians waking up

Fuck sake, none of that koala talk or kangaroo business alright lads?

gondola

is

SO

OLD

>>78917755
Foy

>>78917626
He was look like a duck.

>>78917830
don't care

>>78917663
>>78917676
i bet you think Titanic never happened too dipshits

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>>78917803
>>78917825
oi

>>78917808
Haha, stupid animal

I really enjoy ketamin even if it's or horses

>>78917777
coke doesn't make me act like a retard it makes me act like a violent arrogant dickhead. that must be why i love it so much

>>78917774
i used to get super pure stuff that smelt like the amazon rainforest crossed with petrol and used to just wank even though my peepee went soft

>>78917777
feels good man

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reply to this post for good fortune and many (you)s in the coming months

got job at Sainsburys to pay for Uni and some old woman asked me for haberdasheries. I just looked at her like she just blew my mind. Apparently you use them to mend clothing garments.
Whole new world of folk out there my dudes. Haberdasheries and clothing garments... What. The. Fuck.

Want to move to London lads.

Can't stand living in the countryside anymore.

do we have a discord or is that a shit idea?

>>78917711
aloha qiwi.

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>>78917871
same

>>78917881
No you didn't why are you lying on the Internet to look hard? Enjoy your lidokaine

>>78917916
you can't unless you're a millionaire

>>78917850
ummmm bad news sweetie but uh 'Titanic' was a film x

>>78917919
awful fucking idea
/brit/ thrives on anonymity to an even greater extent than normal 4chan

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>>78917861
What's wrong with her mouth? Terrible teeth and a crooked smile. This is what happens when you let lower class scum like Sophie and Maisie into stardom. Then all the riffraff starts flooding in...

>>78917875
>violent arrogant dickhead
so a retard then

>>78917881
mate the marathon wanking session for hours is standard stock in trade for a massive coke binge. plus the endless drinking and never getting tired or feeling particularly pissed

>>78917919
why would we need a discord when we have a permanent 24/7 active general

>>78917945
is there something we could use to autistically voice chat each other

>>78917916
From someone thats lived there for 5 years, it loses its charm after 6 months

really good tune at 23 mins. its literally the only recording of the tune with the vocals layered on top.

https://www.mixcloud.com/alecs1313/autonomic-podcast-layer12-dbridge-x-instramental/

>>78917945
No it really doesn't everyone has their own gimmick

>>78917935
Or black and claim benefits for 500 niggerbabies back home in coonland

>>78917982
post vocaroos in the thread

>>78917978
i just feel like making fun of some northern accents

>>78917931
it was Docklands stuff it was good i swear

>>78917973
i didn't like drinking with it because it felt like a waste of booze/coke, did cokeket mix a few times and that's very odd

>>78917945
That's why I always post on with a British proxy except when I'm on mobile

>GF gone distant
>haven't heard off her since monday night
>can't bring it up or i'll look needy and make things worse
>just have to ride it out and ignore her


can't fucking stand relationships lads.

just ate:

160g haribo gummy bears
175g cool ranch doritos
100g sour patch kids
100g crispy m&ms
150g reeses pieces

haven't touched anything other than raisins and been on a cut for 3 months

I do not feel good right now to be honest, mentally or physically

>>78917964
>Sophie
>Lower class
She literally went to a private school fatass

Only Maisie is lower class.

listening to last podcast on the left lads

>>78917999
not the same

>>78917969
Imagine being this low test

>>78918005
Like New England or Minnesota?

>>78918038
you're in /brit/

>>78917999
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19ST1OhSrLm

>>78918014
she's with me mate ;) try again tomorrow

>>78917964
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE

I'm bored. entertain me pls.

>>78917945
apart from the reddit flag brigade

>>78918009
>mixing uppers and downers and not dying
>implying you aren't a retard or lying

>>78918014
you can bring it up and if you dont she'll say you're not interested about her

>>78918005
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Shf2LHo22o
go on then

>>78918014
You pissed her off?

>>78918063
begone heroine trolle

>>78918048
very good post

>>78918018
also had a few wanks earlier so my lifts will be shite tomorrow

I've made a huge mistake lads

>>78918048
Good post.

someone post the "oh you're northern?" vocaroo

>>78918070
if you're northern i can guarantee you didnt socialise enough in school and spent too much time on the internet being subjected to southern accents

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>brainlets that call yanks that live in the south yank
Helloooooo reddit

>>78918110
i already did
>>78918048

>>78918070
not enough northern

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>>78918014

>>78918119
fuck off yank

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Caption this

>>78918110
>if you're northern i can guarantee you didnt socialise enough in school and spent too much time on the internet being subjected to southern accents
nah my mum's from the south and I went to uni down south

>>78918137
see above

>>78918048
Top haha, as they say

>>78918070
that's not proper northern, that's posh northern

>>78918110
Northerners are stereotyped as being friendly and talking to strangers on the street though. It's us southerners that are known as the autistic ones.

>>78918141
I took that picture btw

>>78918119
foby

>>78918070
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1tRQ7NHcNdQ

>>78918160
>posh northern
kek

>>78918072
had some bad arguments recently, but met up in person briefly and everything seemed back to normal.

but her communication is still almost non-existent compared to normal where she'd barrage me with texts and calls.

>>78918141
>>78918053
actually am suspicious she is emotionally cheating

>>78918160
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1CaqPM16ZHb

>>78918175
speak up

Southern accent is reddit incarnate and it makes you sound low test

>>78918035
would likely heem you into a million bits if you tried your insecure coke head wankery near me

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0e5xa7eoxRS
tfw too posh to get on with northerners
tfw too many northern mannerisms to get on with southerners
tfw hate midlanders

>>78918166
went walking around southampton with a friend from near sheffield and he tried saying hello to some random person in the street and they literally said "fuck off you spastic"

Sick of being obligated to visit family and friends and them putting their shit on my doorstep. Like just deal with your own shit man, I have my own life. Fuck off

>>78918203
>he has the virgin voice
>>78918231
I fight ufc

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKw2MdjnNy

>>78918260
nah you dont

>>78918236
sultry tones, i actually like your accent

>>78918237
Banter

stop doing vocaroos its too cringy for words

>>78918237
Lying on the internet
>>78918275
I fight ufc

>>78918260
>he has the virgin voice
nah that's the manlet voice
you can tell by the lighter pitch

would never go further north than Croydon that's plenty for me thanks

>>78918237
yeah don't do that

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>>78916879

Hologaust :DDDDD

>>78918295
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1VBYPQrQiJ4

>>78918295
Don't listen to them then

>>78918295
https://vocaroo.com/i/s023uxGYsKPr

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>>78918202
>emotionally cheating

>>78918203
HAS THA NOWT MOIST

>>78918295
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PinchvPK9V

nob so hairy that the only girl that's ever seen it called it a cactus

>>78918295
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0yE1Oh74dtx
but look I can do impressions

who /lazy/ here

>>78918298
>Lying on the internet
>I fight UFC

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Looking for British bf. Pls reply.

>>78918358
Everyone

>>78918347
woah its like im in london!

>southern """"""""chippers"""""""
Literally too posh for chippers and we invented chippers so just stop appropriating northern culture please

>>78918331
It's when you talk to someone as if they were your significant other in a way that betrays the trust of your actual significant other. Usually done in the lead up to physical cheating.

>>78918394
>northern
>culture

>>78915027
>>78915027
>>78915027

>>78918374
Boy or girl?

>>78918394
it's a chippie you fucking miners lung cunt

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>>78918344

>>78918460
kek, classic