newbuild terraces edition
sophie
nime
taxation is _____
mary
fucking DIRE
What's going on in Texas right now is shitty and I wouldn't swap places with those poor people but why is UK news full of it given only a couple of weeks ago 150 people died in Sri Lanka and 100,000 People have been displaced.
I know it's easy to get news from another English(!) speaking Country but I feel bad that we only seem to give a shit about weather when it's the US.
Be interested in your thoughts.
>>78907357
a necessary evil
>beer tastes good
>I just prefer manual to auto
>I lift for strength
ah yes, the "my manhood is so fragile I feel the need to do manly things to prove it" opinions
>>78907357
a method of inflation control
>see someone driving 5mph over the speed limit in my neighborhood behind me
>slow down to 10mph below the speed limit
do NOT fuck with me
>>78907357
THEFT
>>78907318
thought that pole was a sheed in a burka
the goal enz
Why are public toilet seats always covered in tissue paper?
>>78907318
Comfy, need more of this tbqh
>>78907370
I've got family in Texas, right where the thing hit in fact. I doubt many Brits have family in Sri Lanka. Actually, forget I said anything.
>>78907372
Nothing wrong with last one though you cunt
>ah yes, the "my manhood is so fragile I feel the need to do manly things to prove it" opinions
>>78907372
>doesn't like beer
>unironically prefers autotragics
>doesn't lift
so how long have you known you like it up the arse?
>see someone doing 5 over the limit in front of me
>slow down to 10 under so it looks like he's going even faster
haha vvvroooooooooooom
tfw
>>78907406
Would absolutely demolish one of Betty's hotpots right now.
>>78907407
much prefer Victorian ones
>>78907445
madness
>>78907446
no gf
histroy teacher in secondary school was a fat dyke leftie with short hair who taught us how great communism was and how everyone was equal and there was no crime
can't believe she got away with poisoning the minds of innocent young children like that
tfw no turtle bp
>>78907437
>you don't do manly thing like me, so ur gay xDDD
your manhood is as fragile as a ming vase mate, sort yourself out
>>78907357
the source of my bennies so pay up wagie
the poo has exited the building
>>78907480
>there was no crime
this is true tho
>manual cucks NEED to have a phallus shaped in their hand all the time
roasts the ol' peanuts doesn't it?
>>78907370
sri lanka could sink into the ocean and i wouldn't give a single fuck.
nowt wrong with having willies in your bum
FUCK yanks
>>78907518
criticising the leader was a crime, for which many were sent to gulag.
>>78907370
who even cares, they probably still die from bubonic plague in places like that
>>78907518
ah yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrei_Chikatilo
your manhood is as fragile as a ming vase mate, sort yourself out
>>78907518
>everyone was impoverished and had no food
>there was no crime
>>78907549
absolutely based
anime
>>78907549
that guy got destroyed lmao
ee im a northern monkey, me
jesus this aussie is one bitter loser.
>>78907318
Good afternoon!
>>78907542
sri sinka
genuinely just wanked to this
https://xhamster.com/videos/moment-de-pur-plaisir-8169193
this isnt a joke post im being completely sincere
>>78907549
love it when lefties get exposed and have no argument so they resort to ad hominem
>>78907549
literally who the fuck are any of these people with verified accounts on Twitter? Why is everybody on that site some D-list celebrity?
Thought best before dates were a meme lads. Use by is the bad boy.
But this microwave curry is a year over and the chicken is brown like beef. Doesn't even taste that good either
Might chuck desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1_eLCBPPo&index=1&list=LL4ng2nnIQ0J6JMOwHiL9yIw
tunge
>>78907549
>get called out for lying
>resort to a stream of vitriolic abuse
Ah yes, the compassionate, tolerant, educated left.
>>78907446
*hands this feel over to you*
>>78907611
bit gay
don't understand how people can be happy
>>78907597
i'm about 80% sure it's the chink trying out different baiting approaches
>>78907508
I smashed your mum's minge vase last night m8
>>78907659
>>78907451
In the city I live in there was a couple streets of pic related rowhouses built in the '80s to match the Victorian and Georgian townhouses in the neighborhood. They're pretty modern looking and less ornate, also built as a large whole, but I think they don't look too bad
>>78907625
if its got chicken in it then it should be a use by date
>>78907659
once you realise everyone else is only pretending to be happy it gets a lot easier
>>78907680
they look a bit new englandish imo
this new comedy night game on steam looks good
>>78907370
My brother was born in Texas, I've lived in Texas, and I've been to Houston multiple times.
The greater Houston Area also has a GDP almost 6 times that of Sri Lanka
Frankly I couldn't really care about Sri Lanka and I have a much stronger connection to Texas than any place outside of the UK purely because I spent a considerable chunk of my life living there.
>>78907676
don't understand
>>78907625
I've got a bunch of steaks (lamb + beef) in my freezer that has iced up to the point where I can't get in. They've been trapped in there for probably nearly a year. At what point do I need to get them in the bin?
>>78907684
But its in one of those precooked plastic baggies that you keep at room temp. So there's no bacteria in there.
Like a tinned shitty meal from your student days.
>>78907676
this image honestly hits too close to home, every single image applies to me
>depression
>>78907680
Are rowhouses common in the US by the way? Our cities are 90% that right there.
Steve1989, Americans
Thoughts?
>>78907676
I do all these things and I'm not depressed
this new comedy night game on steam looks good
really need a new FB profile pic
>>78907605
>>78907549
what the FUCK is her problem? do people actually believe groups of roving nigger kids shouldn't be exterminated on sight?
>>78907721
Time to break out the chisels and icepicks lad
>liberals are leftists
NOT a fan of this yank meme lads, not a fan at all
t. liberal
>>78907734
in east coast cities
>>78907635
https://twitter.com/bessbell/status/901772460852477952
she just says what we're all thinking
>>78907680
victorian and georgian only applies to Britain you dumb cunt
>>78907753
FONT
catholic church near me is full of loud travellers whose kids run around during the mass
>>78907735
top lad
one of my favourite youtubers
new game on steam called comedy night lads, looks decent
>>78907723
>>78907684
Oh and before you ask why I have a shitty room temperature microwave meal.
I left at work at my desk incase I ever stayed late but I never did cos fuck that noise, just clock out and leave them in the shit desu.
>>78907768
libertarians aren't liberals
>>78907735
good. prefer his modern ration vids to the nasty old shit though
https://mobile.twitter.com/WEDEMTOONZ/status/902492538824687623/video/1
Ok which one of you is this
>>78907762
Last time I did it I used my steam cleaner. Blasts through that ice like nobody's business. Defrost the rest by putting bowls of boiling water in there and towels at the bottom of the fridge. Can defrost a freezer in a couple of hours. Pain in the arse though.
cicadas are humming outside lads
quite annoying
NEED Bess Kalb to bust my FUCKING balls
>>78907549
>>78907880
>gif
fuck off
>>78907817
libertarian (in it's usual definition) is literally just a fancy way to say classical liberal
Why does rorke get so angry about phones that have no headphone jack?
>>78907735
He's a good lad that Steve. Now let's get this thread out on a tray.
Nice!
reminder that /brit/ is a Tory-free zone
>>78907889
is this the longest running gimmick in /brit/ history?
>>78907734
In the Northeast and mid-states cities and some towns. I can't speak for the rest of the country, though some parts of the South are similar. Most rowhouses are older and are in run down parts of cities full of Puerto Ricans and blacks, or at best working class Italian/Irish Catholics, though that's becoming rarer and rarer
Central Philadelphia is becoming increasingly gentrified so its becoming more common for normal young people to live in these again
>>78907709
Boston probably has some stuff like this (from the 1980s I mean), but it looks more like Philly to me, which my city is very close to
>>78907389
pretty sure poles are catholic hahahah x
>>78907867
They all started dying and dropping out of the sky around my house. Spooked me good. They only hatch once every 14 years and only the most resilient live long enough to breed. The only living cicadas currently are Chads.
Taxation should be mandatory but you get to decide how much you contribute to society
>>78907911
I don't even listen to music so I couldn't care
>>78907936
waheyyyy
>>78907926
>>78907778
early america was basically britain
>I don't even listen to music
'tism
>>78907903
Good job
>>78907831
I like both of them because you get to see what shit soldiers in the 50's had to eat if their plane crashed in the Arctic and stuff like that
>>78907946
ok i choose to contribute nothing
>>78907969
good job attempting to censor those numbers hahahah can read every single one
>>78907969
>>78907991
Then you can't complain about shit roads and lack of services etc
>>78907969
07572 977122
often imagine myself living in a city and really it would be quite nice
until your power went out for a few days and all the negroids started looting and pillaging and burning everything in the city and killed you
>>78907778
>victorian and georgian only applies to Britain you dumb cunt
are you really this unaware? We mark architectural periods the same as the UK, we just have a couple more like Federal (which is basically Georgian), plus Neo-Classical was a bit more popular here while we have next to no Neo-Palladian
Got a tin of potatoes and carrots sitting here lads.
The long list of ingredients are:
Potatoes
Carrots
Water
Ascorbic Acid
I googled and ascorbic acid is just Vitamin C. That's literally all that's in there and it'll last years.
Pretty mental desu
home of the scandalous big bad los angeles
>>78908029
delet this mate
England : America
Scotland : Canada
Wales : Mexico
North Korea : ROI
South Korea : northern Ireland
>>78908060
don't have that problem
yanks btfo
>>78907997
It was leaked to a political blog. I'm not in the group.
>>78907969
sorry /brit/ is a runt general, tarquinites out
>>78908065
why? thats stupid as fuck.
>>78908060
Come to Scotland, there are no black people here. Some dense pockets of pakis but no actual black people.
Do you think prepper Texans are all masturbating each other right now over their bug out bags and lifted trucks as they sit on the freeway bumper to bumper getting all their supplies stolen by packs of urban youth
>>78907913
Now what we have here is a British Armed Forces Internet Ration made in 2017 specifically users of the 4chan imageboard. It's quite interesting because they have a shelf life of mere hours.
First thing we have here is a can of Heinz beans.
Just looks like your average can of beans.
Not this is what I've been waiting for. It's a vacuum packed slice of toast. I've been told that you warm up the toast, and dunk the can of beans on them and it becomes a traditional British comfort food.
>>78908065
dont reply
>>78908091
what's japan
>>78908111
dont think that's happening at all
>>78908095
what blog
*gets killed en masse by Britbongs*
>>78908069
yeah... proper mental
*walks away and talks to someone else*
>>78908080
4-0
>>78908132
Japan is an island nation in the Pacific Ocean with dense cities, imperial palaces, mountainous national parks and thousands of shrines and temples.
>>78908111
If they were really preppers they'd have been gone before it even made landfall
>>78908111
I thought a lot of blacks couldn't swim? How are they going to wade through rushing water and pry open some prepper vault?
JK Rowling's personal attacks are funny too
>>78908138
Guido Fawkes/order-order.
>>78908157
wahey
>>78908171
link
>>78908080
>>78908171
doesn't she just always fall back on 'ur a virgin' though
>>78908157
can i cite you in my thesis?
>>78908116
Let's get that toast open
>Pokes with small blade he got out of a pencil sharpener
Mmmm. Nice hiss.
>Takes deep breaths
I'm smelling.
Hmm.
Oh yeah that's strong
Okay so I'm smelling, wet socks. Dirty laundry. Some sort of
Umm
Zinc and salty milk smell. Definitely 4chan then.
Oooh yeah that toast didn't survive well, its really gone rancid
Uuggggh that's so bad
>Takes another deep sniff
Eugh yeah definitely off
>Nibbles toast
>Projectile vomits everywhere
Eugh, disgusting
>...
>Goes back for another bite
>>78908210
>gif
fuck off
>>78908189
>>78908210
>gif
fuck off
great post though wish that was me
cat scratched me right in the nipple
>>78908235
>18 dead in Houston flood
well, it's a start
>>78908255
>>78908185
don't have any good link, it's on twitter
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jk-rowling-trolling-trump-supporters-twitter_us_5890a974e4b0522c7d3d1156
>>78908199
basically
I psyched myself out of eating the disgusting curry even though if it is off I've probably got food poisoning from the mouthfuls I ate already.
Its going in the bin
I will keep you all advised of my progress in sourcing a replacement meal. If you wish me to do this reply "Fuck off cunt" or similar.
Thanks for your cooperation
>>78908255
Can count about 6 utter specimens in that webm
>>78908255
incognito paul scholes above stroke man
>>78908255
>>78908255
Who is the slanty eyes guy mocking?
liberals get the bullet too
>>78908210
>>78908306
kpop desu
>>78908255
Do you think these people know they're a meme>>78908318
>>78908318
kpop posters
>>78908255
>webm
fuck off
>>78908320
or is that the bp?
>>78908318
kpop
>>78908255
>>78908274
there's just so much going on in it
>>78908320
>Radio Yerevan was asked: Is it true that the capitalist world is on the edge of collapse? Radio Yerevan answered: It is, comrade! And as always, the Soviet Union is one step ahead
>>78907880
>>78908210
Wonder if those balls got paid.
>>78908255
>>78908318
Park, Park, wherever you may be
they eat dogs in your country
but to be fair, you are not scouse
they eat rats in their council house
>>78908318
The ref lad, who else
>>78908306
>>78908318
A guy with slanty eyes
>>78908329
i dont know why you keep doing this, nobody needs a webm of a gif they already have
>>78908094
if NYC lost power for weeks/months(by a solar flare or EMP or something like that) then tens of millions of people would be flooding out of the city and into rural areas where they would be breaking into every store, house, and car looking for food and water. canada wouldn't be safe from it
>>78908419
dunno lol
not like i have anything better to do and i have a converter lying around plus >gif fuck off is decent gimmick
>>78908469
it's actually one of the worst gimmicks going
>>78908255
Anyone tell me the average education level of these people
>>78908455
>if NYC lost power for weeks/months(by a solar flare or EMP or something like that)
it's called the next hurricane. Probably not this season, but give it a couple of years
Manhattan is totally fucked honestly
>>78908469
phonemasts disguisted as trees was a far better gimmick
https://twitter.com/AsteadWH/status/902579880096915458
THE TIES THAT BIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIND
>>78908505
bit rude
>>78908542
I call them how I sees em
>>78908540
Not enough "yi"s there mate. Should be a couple more
>>78908505
wrong
>>78908551
show some fucking respect
xvideos shows trends and tags from a dropdown menu with flags you can choose from now
some of them are quite funny/interesting
>Germany
>Thailand
>UK
>>78908537
has a point, although i'd imagine in reality the black kid was actually looting while the whites were just dragging their possessions, hence the rucksacks.
>>78908571
>>78908576
it's the same 3 words over and over, there is absolutely no creativity
>>78908595
corr how do i convince a woman to subject by nads to a similar experience
What would be better to learn in general:- Russian or Mandarin?
business idea: a new class system, based on one's contribution to society and level of (relevant) education, and determining the power of one's vote, and with referendums on every policy
upper class: high contribution/top education. eg. doctors, high ranking police and military officers, professors, engineers, successful entrepeneurs. 1,000 votes on issues that are relevant to their field
middle class: essential contribution/high education. eg. nurses, soldiers, police, teachers, business owners, Ph.D grads, landlords. 500 votes on issues in their field
lower class: some contribution/middle education. eg. all other taxpayers, housewives, students (18+). 200 votes on issues in their field
underclass: no contribution/low education. eg. welfare recipients, criminals, children. No votes.
>>78908615
gif sympathisers out
>>78908615
just ask. women like being told what to do.
the jews control everything
>>78908641
You mean ask someone off the street? What should I say
back to uni
>>78908622
sounds a bit like fascism desu
>>78908622
jog on mate
*fast travels up your bum*
>>78908615
assuming you're not kidding I would honestly like to hear why you'd want this
had an aussie that was into writing harry potter gender-switching fanfiction explain his point of view and interest that actually made me reevaluate how I see those degenerates
>>78908619
Anglo-Saxon (West-Saxon dialect)
fresh'n yor drink guvner?
you arrive in southampton...
>>78908657
Not everything.
>>78908665
Do you drink a lot in the first week
Have you shagged anyone yet (girl/boy I don't judge)
>>78908709
bollock busting a well established gimmick
never have I ever had gay thoughts
>>78908727
that's what they want you to think
>>78908622
that's pretty much like hong-kong. Not the best system desu, proper education=conscious voters
>>78908668
not saying anyone should be killed, still have basic human rights and that. Just think we should get to vote on stuff like drug legalisation, and that doctors should have more votes on that, while soldiers get more votes on whether to go to war. It's a weighted democracy.
>>78908607
fuck off gif shill
my farts are rarely loud and rarely smell
does that mean i have a good diet?
>>78908732
not a lot, but a little
no
want to get an exercise but don't want to go outside
and the treadmill is in the garage
>>78908619
just master 10-20 different british accents and use them when you need them
>>78908725
>southampton solent
What is the point of shitty unis like Solent and Nottingham Trent and Oxford brookes.
Why would you waste £9000 going to one?
business idea: UBI but those who choose to work get paid more, are allowed to vote and are allowed to have children.
>>78908794
good post
>>78908794
lol
>>78908789
Do yoga or get a kettlebell.
>>78908818
oh and can own property
>>78908794
Why does her arm look like a cock?
>>78908838
thought the same
>>78908838
because you touch yourself at night
>>78908829
doubt either of those would be a proper workout
topical
>>78908794
Took me a full minute to figure out why a dick is coming out of her cup
>>78908818
>those who choose to work get paid more
also known as a wage
>>78908622
what about immigrants lad
>>78908809
it's a runt trap
>>78908876
no their UBI is more
>>78908866
You get out what you put in. It's not cardio, but you'll be out of breath if you do a good kettlebell workout.
>>78908888
i didnt say you could post my snapchats here
>>78908888
Is that a cheeky NANDOS I see there
>>78908889
those are some chunky lines
>>78908898
wasteful when they're going to be paid a wage anyway
>>78908905
>the same annoying Irish lad is still here after all these years
Had your bp bashed in yet lad?
>>78908888
i didnt say you could post my gf here
>>78908931
but they aren't
Just ate a mcd's feel like shite
>>78908914
Christ what a fucking shit post
>>78908884
Their class depends on their contribution and education level, with citizenship granted at a certain level of contribution.
>>78908800
I've done something like this before
Aussie accent has helped me out of a lot of weird situations
>>78908914
Yes, extra cheeky variety
>>78908622
>welfare recipients, criminals, children. No votes.
no votes for anyone on /brit/ then
we was in the PJ flying high fuckin up nandos
>>78908956
stupid.
>>78908957
lol
>>78908983
Would you want /brit/ voting on policy?
>>78908943
what
>>78909015
leftypol
my dog collapsed today :(
>Is that a cheeky NANDOS I see there
Reminder the reason that leftists are angry that welfare recipients are drug tested, is because leftists want a society full of working drones who are high 24/7
>>78908884
colour swatch at the doors of voting booths, lighter skin, hair and eyes give more votes. Dark gives less or 0 votes
tis the only fair way
>>78909044
under the weight of my steelies
>>78909049
source?
numpty
going to spend £400 on cocaine, booze and prostitutes this weekend
>>78907676
where'd you get that photo of my life
>>78908818
what problem are you trying to solve with this? you apparently just gated democracy and child rearing behind employment for no reason
>>78909044
lmao he should get back up then
>>78909049
Hmm not sure I believe this
>>78909049
???
there are no drug tests for welfare
nandos and a costa coffee opened up in close proximity to each other in my city, does this mean i'm british now
>>78908871
'dit
actions speak louder than words
>>78909149
Australia
>>78909111
Odysseus and the Lotus Eaters, Chinese Opium. Real things nigga
>>78908622
>10,000 votes: call centre workers
hmm yes that will do nicely
>>78909150
wew nandos in canada
yes welcome to the club
>>78909150
you going to go?
>>78909091
How long does it take you to recover after one of your weekends?
going to do an adultwork after payday, is it worth it lads? 'ent had a shag in two years but 100 quid for an hour is a fair bit after rent etc
>>78909149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-fhREPK9A
think it's fake but you get the point
>>78909183
might do a cheeky nandos one of these days
there's several far better coffee chains than costa though (not just tim hortons tim hortons is shite) so probably not gonna go
>>78907676
me but instead of the clock image theres a job
>>78909104
who says theres a problem?
>>78909185
i feel fine on monday morning
>>78909215
Fucking sick of how many Tim's I saw in Ontario. Canadians are a disease.
does nandos have a no singles policy
>>78908622
>landlords
the only 1000 of anything landlords should get is bullets drilled into them
What is Tim Hortons?
>>78909254
:^)
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/apr/24/canada-tim-hortons-coffee-uk-donuts-glasgow
need a wee
>>78909091
Ethnicity of the prostitutes?
>>78908622
autismé
>>78909226
why did you post it
>>78909215
the cheekiest thing you could do it go unplanned, like right now for example
>>78909268
a canadian coffee shop chain
now has branches in the UK in some cities, popular with the normdroids who have heard of it through internet osmosis of north american culture
>>78909256
you dont get to bring lads
>>78909262
Landlords get 500 votes, because they provide and maintain housing for a large proportion of the nation. As such they're an essential part of society, and will have a better than average knowledge of the housing market.
>british """"english""""