/brit/

first for leftypol

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sophie

>be American

Life's too short to be so miserable all the time lads
Make the best of what you've got and enjoy it while you can

Is she right/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S2TZOdXAtQ&feature=youtu.be

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stupid cunts

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Absolutely chortling at the STATE of Republicans (Irish, not Yank)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brrT_NYKFMo

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need an american husband

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what's his end game
what are his values
what is he trying to protect or change

>>78506620
could land a helicopter between her eyes

>>78506643
he's a radical centrist

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nth for FOOD review

Get drunk (get drunk)
Do a line (do a line)
Pop a bean (pop a bean)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)
Bite down (bite down)

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https://streamable.com/p9by5

>>78506686
'us

shan't be clicking that link

what's the ratio of lefty benders to rorke benders? here?

canada will unironically become a world superpower if the climate does what the fearmonging "scientists" (basically glorified stock predictors) claim

have you ever regretted making a post

wow inspirational

tidy your room

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwL449AMHMo

Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting
Lager lager lager lager
Shouting...
Lager lager lager

Doing a watch lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdMfciMgfCk

>>78506620
>do i look like a idiot
heh

>>78506701
me with the vr headset

Carl of Swindon

>>78506717
on several occasions i've made a typo and left the thread immediately in order to not deal with the repercussions

>>78506701
phrenology is real

Sargon of Mossad

>>78506714
i am a rad cen bender
just pretend to be leftypol to trigger rorkes

>>78506639
Something very unnerving about this man's face

truly sad how much of the world has fallen to radical bipartisan politics in recent years

>>78506701
lol at the lad on the right

wow bipartisan doesn't mean "two party"?
fuck me
i mean even then my statement rings somewhat true, no matter which way you vote you are getting fucked over

*coughs*

*gives you a flirty look*

>>78506701
Lmao there go that boy Sargon.

wish there was some way of identifying yanks and other new worlders by european heritage on here
only wish to socialise with yanks of british and irish descent but i bet they're all fat germans

bellend smells of skips

radcens are essentially useless human meat bags

Anyone else generally just ignore leafposts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltYGVobKX0U

Jung was the smartest man to ever have existed, hmm

mate make that post again

and there will he trouble

*looks away instantly*

>>78506701
imagine the smell

>>78506701
Grim

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>be me
>have to host some school kids on work experience at my workplace
>one chink, one Indian, one black, one muzzie in a hijab and three white kids
>it's not even London or Birmingham

>Vardy is my captain
>ankle injury

Oh dear oh dear

>>78506863
I highlight them

whats up reddit bros!

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>>78506845
*falls in love with you*

yank came into my work lads, he was nice

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>Nicola Sturgeon has said she wishes she could turn the clock back and change the Scottish National Party's name.
>The SNP leader admitted the word "national" could be "hugely problematic" during a debate at the Edinburgh International Book Festival.

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>Had a headache all day
>Ate a pizza with lots of spicy meat
>10 minutes later I need to fart
>I feel it bubbling when it comes out
>Oh no
>Immediately run up stairs to the toilet
>Drop pants
>Liquid is trapped behind fart
>Squeeze
>Liquid shit explodes all over toilet
>Chunks of chewed up spicy chicken and beef glazed inside all the cracks of openings around the seat
>Jesus Christ the stench
>1 hour later and 4 rolls of toilet paper I finally get it cleaned

So much for my Saturday night

>>78506863
what's the matter? too centrist for you?

another saturday when the so called "friends" went out but didn't invite me

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anime

>>78506892
'ce

>>78506863
tend to ignore all JFs desu

business idea: pretend to be left wing to annoy /brit/ posers

>>78506909
it was me

>JF
please explain lads

about to roll a spliff (hash kind)

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>>78506701

>>78506643
he's an alt-lite-ist.

that is he tries to get normies to sympathise with alt-right, by not actively endorsing them but essentially being more sympathetic towards them than anyone else.

>>78506942
not very original

Need my scrotum and its contents resigned to the history books

>>78506911
the utter state of the left

>>78506964
Johnny Foreigner is a band from Brum

>>78506955
nah he was from florida
>>78506921
>tfw

ah yes the right split themselves up into various subgroupings and destroy each other

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NEED an army gf lads

>>78506734
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING

i spend a lot of time on lookism not because i'm msygonist or far right wing but because it's nice to be around other people who realise how important looks are

chris rea's 'driving home for christmas' is the best christmas song.

>>78506911
she's right, think you need to be a nation to have a nationalist party

saw a one armed man with an 8/10 gf

did you know jordan peterson has an iq of 150+?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHZV8Juna40

only real british person ive met was a middle aged tourist woman at a sticky bun stand and when i asked where she was from she just said "britain"
made me go hmmm

the left has spiraled so far beyond the left marx would be ashamed

Might frontload on porn before bed so I get a nocturnal emission

I like eggs.

>>78506911
>jocks vote for this woman

Screeching

been thinking of joining the army
thoughts lads?

>>78507051
not true

>>78507057
probably because she was bored of you yanks interrogating her

stop spamming that psuedo thinker

sandi toksvig, cariad lloyd, sarah pascoe are funny

sturgeon and the entirety of scotland voting remain and then calling for independence is why i don't like scots desu

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>>78507041
will probably die a virgin before dating someone unattractive

golden retrievers are the best dogs overall i reckon. good size, not runty, intelligent, friendly, good with kids.

>there are virgins ITT
truly baffling

hello I have never had sex

>>78507112
the entirety of scotland is why I don't like scots 2bh mate

>>78507112
there's no conflict. scots wanting independence makes more sense than brexit because UK gov has all the power. the EU commission does not

the drummer from thingy only has one arm

>>78507162
*bums you*
not so clever now ehe

>>78507142
*has sex with a prostitute*
haha look how much of a cool non-virgin i am 4chan :)

>>78506964
off to reddit with you. newscum

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>>78507170
>the EU commission does not

>>78507057
thats a very specific thing to sell at a stand

>>78507197
>prostitutes
Sort yourself out

hi lads

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>why yes, I am an virgin

>>78507168
I like how most of them are girls

>>78507188
yeah def zeppelin

>>78507217
perplexed as to what your point is

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>>78506856
The founding fathers are rolling in their grave. What a shitehole.

Michelle Obama is ashamed of me

oh squiggly line in my eye fluid
i see you there lurking on the periphery of my vision
but when i try to look at you
you scurry away
are you shy squiggly line

>>78507209
not an argument

>>78507238
reckon they wouldn't have bothered if they knew america is now 18% Anglo-Saxon

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i'm your window shopper
sucker for your love, oh

>>78507237
>can't figure out how to bed a woman
>can't figure out a little nuance
Clockwork

can hear the neighbours shagging and a bit tempted to have a wank ngl

>>78507261
poetry

Watching Japanese Simpsons lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w8fm7OvsTQ

Genius IQ is generally considered to begin around 140 to 145, representing ~.25% of the population (1 in 400). Here's a rough guide: 115-124 - Above average (e.g., university students) 125-134 - Gifted (e.g., post-graduate students)

can hear the one armed neighbour having botherered anglo saxon armed sex nxt door wank

ate over 5000 calories today after cutting on net 1500 for a month

whoops haha

>>78507291
Give the door a quick rap and ask if they need anything

*punches Sweden*

>>78507238
hmm, for some reason i always thought that i would move north if i ever moved to america

now i know why

Over 140 - Genius or near genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
90 - 109 - Normal or average intelligence
80 - 89 - Dullness
70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency
Under 70 - Definite feeble-mindedness

115-124 - Above average (e.g., university students)
125-134 - Gifted (e.g., post-graduate students)
135-144 - Highly gifted (e.g., intellectuals)
145-154 - Genius (e.g., professors)
155-164 - Genius (e.g., Nobel Prize winners)
165-179 - High genius
180-200 - Highest genius
>200 - "Unmeasurable genius"

>>78507290
don't bother posting

>>78507342
>140
>superior intelligence
Let's not get carried away

>>78507342
200+ - me

>>78507354
wish all yanks did this

>>78507354
Quit being so bothered, mate. It's Saturday.

>>78507329
longest i've gone on 0 (except for 'zero' drinks) was 5 days
not so much as being hungry afterwards
its just so boring not eating at all

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>>78507342
>115-124
>university students

whats the highest IQ ever recorded?

>>78507401
My diary 2bh

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>>78507371

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>>78507358
seems like goethe had the highes iq

>IQ
lmao might as well go to /sci/
you unpublished brainlets

>>78507401
Gary kasparov has an 194 IQ

>>78507401
hang on let me just take a test

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>captcha is the name of my road with one letter difference

>>78507342
>anything higher than 150
FOY

confidence is a preference of the habitual voyeur of what is known as

>>78507419
maybe not you m8

Listen up, here we go!

might start my own radical centrist podcast.

>>78507433
t. number 5 colle street

Just put the kid down. It's time to chop it up

Brit Thread Finale Tory Member Fat Cam visits the park and fucking stabs craven in the jugular freddos go flying everywhere as he picks up cravens-twink body and throws it through a glass window but it’s not over yet he wrestles brum to the ground and curbstomps him his head explodes like gallagher smashing a watermelon pops says “bad show” and then craven wakes up fat cam tory member someone craven loves and admires now fucking terrifies him he lies awake at night hoping that fat cam won’t crawl through the window and snap his tiny little aristocrat neck smdh wtf Fat Cam please fuck a hole right through my throat please tear out my jugular with your cock please Fat Cam this is what I go to bed and happily dream about every single night only to wake up every morning and cry hysterically because it never actually happened I fucking dream about Fat Cam punching me in the goddamn face until I’m unable to even see properly I want Fat Cam to cave my fucking skull in with his big sexy fists mmmm Aaaaaahhhhh ……. YeeeeSSSSSSS ……..

>>78507401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-788Upky2Y

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IPSWICH ARE GOING UP LADS

>>78507238
BASED UTAH

>>78507498
ah yes, the meme that ruined simpsons threads on /tv/
very quote unquote amusing

... craven funeral ... 23rd september 2017 ... salford cemetery ... fat cat ... incinerated ...
... swipe down with sonic the hedgehog ...

>>78507238
Speaking of finding fathers

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>I have never met "white people". I have never met "black people". I have only met individuals. Some happened to be black and some happened to be white. Most were good people, some were shit heels. You and I are so much more than any race or ideology.

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might do an ol' 'cide

>white race
>black race
>asian race
no!
such!
thing!

>>78507536
Met a nigger once. Tried to get me to run interference while he pinched some pork rinds

>>78507511
oh my days shut up you fucking cringy mug

>>78507501
>200 IQ
>believes in god
hm ok

>>78507577
>oh my days
Cringe

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>>200 IQ
>>believes in god
>hm ok

I'm really intelligent but I prefer to do a low paid job since it's less stress

>>78507596
fuck off
will NEVER understand football simple as

race would literally not be an issue if certain ethnicities didnt do certain things disproportionately.

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Got a new ASMR video for you boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE_od3G0FrY

>>78507598
lol so triggered you fucked up your post

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brits call coffee "tea"

>>78507627
still would be

>>78507624
Put the ball in the back of the net, don't use your hands simple as

>>78507624
Park the bus 20 minutes in. Done.

why haven't yanks fucked off and died yet?
off you chop

>>78507685
Off this chop.
*alien brains you*

motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre

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>ASMR

Think it's safe to reply to the TWENTY-SEVEN messages the gf sent me since I last replied to her (around lunchtime)?

Hope she's asleep and doesn't start messaging me about stupid shit again.

have little self control over drinking and gambling so don't do either

>>78507652
>yanks call limes british lemons
>yanks call super mario brothers "marios"
>yanks call lego "superblocks"
>yanks pronounce graham ".04 ounces "
>yanks pronounce megan "RAY GUN"
>yanks pronounce lemonade "yankaide"
>yanks pronounce genocide as "white flight"
>yanks pronounce bonanza as "history"

>>78507720
sounds like a healthy relationship

>>78507708
heard they wanna fuck with dre
they picked the wrong mofucking day
here we go
toe to toe
blow for blow
let me know if you think you can take death row

>>78507720
trying to talk to mine about anything is like pulling teeth, should count yourself lucky, at least she likes talking to you

It's Sunday here. The day of rest.

Just found the meal I placed in the microwave ~three weeks ago lads.

So that's what the smell was.

>>78507627
race isnt the problem, rates of fertility are

>>78507720
Make it fun. Send all the messages to your side bit and make it relevant for both conversations.

>>78507652
I don't understand why you decided to make such a questionable post, but whatever makes you happy

>>78507720
FONT

>>78507757
australia is literally running off chink time
vile

lmao imagine not having a bf

Why is heroin a problem in white and not black communities state side

Finding Nemo was aesthetic kino

Great soundtracks too

>>78507773
F O Y

>>78507802
blacks are more into cocaine and what not

gf tried to chirp the Nextel but I sent her to voicemail

>>78507791
Beijing time is a couple hours behind

>>78507802
Too expensive. A black can surf on a crack rock all night. Travis and Trevor need two balloons each to get high.

Don't think I've ever sent or received a fax

and im glad to be an american

where at least i know im free

Updates on Tim?

>>78507809
get fucked southern scum

anyone know a good introductory book on law/ philosophy of law?

>>78507831
you would know, chinky boy

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cat is still outside
silly cat
whats he doing

>>78507880
The US constitution

>>78507880
the magna carta

>>78507884
bumming other cats

>>78507868
Face down off the beltway

>>78507884
looking for mice or rats to kill

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listening to a goat album lads

>>78507883
I'm not a chinky boy.

>>78507884
myauuuuuu

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who hyped here
youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

>>78507880
the Declaration of Independence

>>78507880
Code of Hammurabi

>>78507911
would like it if he was gay just like me

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you arrive in Salford

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I've been reading books of old
The legends and the myths
Achilles and his gold
Hercules and his gifts
Spiderman's control
And Batman with his fist
And clearly I don't see myself upon that list

>identity politics
>culture of victimhood
Wish nonwhites would grow out of this

>>78507984
Find a good quail call

>>78507937
oh shit wrong link
youtube.com/watch?v=vmoYpJIUWhY

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Just found out we have 'request' railway stops where you have to stick your hand out to get the train to stop

>>78507996
reddit

>>78507880
Intro to law

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>>78507937
>>78508018

>>78508024
>cabs on rails
What will they think of next

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rate the spliff

STILL WRONG LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhxKEg-IBBo

>>78507937
>>78508018
twin peaks woah

>/brit/
Wish yanks would grow out of this

>>78508049
>no tabacco
Bin it

>>78508076
ummm its tobacco and hash sweat tea xx

>>78506701
think hes gotten to fuck any of those redditor looking chicks?

>>78508057
My ride's almost here

can't bring myself to play a computer game for more than 30 minutes anymore, just feels pointless and a waste of time

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4077192/Sir-Bruce-Forsyth-historical-sexual-abuse.html

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S HAPPENING

Went to a corner shop in germany once. Spoke to my mate whilst buying something. Shopkeeper was an old man and said 'Amerikaner' when he noticed out accents (idiot) and he charged us about 6x what the items were worth

>>78508024
>stick arm out
>train takes it off

>>78508103
>being a grow man
>>>/out/

>4 tanks of e juice in the past 4 days

vapin' like a fiend boys

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>>78508053
remember telling some people that big bang theory was shit.

and they literally said 'you probably don't understand the jokes'.

>>78508112
hahaha faggot

>>78508125
Somebody has to do it.

gonna dash some baccy and weed into the rolling machine and get down to business
end of

if i set up a movie stream would anyone watch with me

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saturday night with the lads

>>78508098
sargon is married

>>78508161
Hell no

>>78508129
think the first few seasons were actually good
or that may be because i was 16 when i watched them

>>78508161
if you show kidulthood yeah

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you arrive in brighton

I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

Wifi on the plane... mad

>>78508188
Find the slag with the most torn leggings in town

>>78508146
truer words have yet to be spoken

>>78508188
lived in brighton for 3 years.

>>78508161
possibly

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cute

>>78508161
yes i will what movie x

>>78508189
>I'm the Scatman
Are you German

>>78508210
bender

Oh lol look I'm a yank now

>>78508053
Reddit will say this is shit despite being EXACTLY the same as Reddit and Memey

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>>78508202

>>78508161
bit tired
make the film no longer than 90 minutes and start soon

>>78507219
do NOT post ton he bullied me in school

>>78508161
kung pow enter the fist and I'm in

>>78508255
Not even a yank (grim) internet just thinks I am

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POST KAREN PIRATE PIC PLS

>>78508161
stream this is england
/brit/core in it's purest form

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results came

any boobies

>caralad was bullied in school
knew he was a total spastic

>>78508303
GRRRRRARARGHHH RRRRRRR


FUCCKK *clenches teeth at you*

GET OUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>78507880
law

>>78508287
umm sweaty if you're using yank internet you're a yank

>>78508264
how did he bully you?

>>78508313
>every dutch poster is the cara sperg

>>78508303
quintessentially Irish

theory: leftie outraged is manufactured for our entertainment

what even is the magna carta

>>78508342
>>78508342
>>78508342

>>78508343
post caras

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>>78508299
No pirates mate sorry im on my phone

might ask my local butcher to sell me a pigs head so i can make head cheese.

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>>78508328
Christ

Fuck you