/brit/

FUCK THIS GENERAL

ANIME and so on

Why are our women so repulsive lads

>>78508342
Looks like the slag I shagged when I was 17

>>78508368
captcha: carrefour

Dr. Jordan Peterson, You just saved my life. You literally just saved my life. I have been depressed for years now and reached a point tonight where I just had enough. I've always struggled with chronic dissatisfaction and my brain works at light speed and the noise is just too much. I keep having very invasive suicidal thoughts that make me just smack whatever's in front of me and punch the wall. I'm anever alone but always lonely and my family especially my yonger brother who's the only reason I still didn't end my life, are suffering too because of me. I'm 21 in a few months and I'm highly intelligent, very high in Openness (98th percentile) and very low in Consciensness. I'm Ideologically conservative and believe in freedom and limited goverment but I'm from a thirld world country originally. I have weird tastes and sexual fantasies that go against my ideals. I'm stuck between atheism and religion (I grew up with a religion and left it at age of 14 but recently found god again Ideologically not emotionally but still feel a hole). I suffer from chronic dissatisfaction and my ideals and not consistant with my actions or behaviour and some things I can't change. I have never fit in anywhere and always felt like an alien just waiting to be discovered even amongst the people I call friends. Very lonely. I have so much potential and I feel like I'm 21 and it's too late and All this time I wasted. You just saved me. Thank you. Thank you so much. I owe you my life. I have the full self-authoring suite although I have been writing in my journal for years and years. I don't know how time has gone by. I'm 21 now and all I wonder is what I could have done if I were 15 again with new thought patterns. I have waisted potential and brilliance that I haven't used to its capacity because I keep undermining my self. My life is chaos. But I'm willing to give it another shot because of you sir. Thank you again.

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I drove my Sarcen through your garden last night
I kicked your front door down around at midnight
Something's telling me, boy, that your avoiding me
And when I find you, you will run for your tea

I've got a brand new shiny helmet, and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely new flak jacket, a lovely khaki suit
When we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hand
For we are the British Army, and we're here to take your land

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Cara

>>78508342
disgusting cow

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did someone say slags?

getting with women is easy
getting the RIGHT woman is hard

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>>78508401

here is a dutch sized version

any based white man in

Wee Willie John McFadden was a loyal Ulster Prod
Who thought that Ian Paisley was one step down from God
He scorned the little children, in the backstreets of Ardoyne
And he thought that history started with the Battle of the Boyne
And he thought that history started with the Battle of the Boyne

One day he took the brick in his hands and dandered up the Falls
He was singing "Up the Rangers" and hummin' Derry's Walls
He broke the big shop window to annoy the Pope of Rome
He took the record player and then he started home
He took the record player and then he started home

Next night they had a hooley at the local Orange Hall
Wee Willie took his player to make music for the boys
He chose a stack of records of a very loyal kind
But when the music started he nearly lost his mind
But when the music started he nearly lost his mind

This Fenian record player was a rebel to the core
It played out songs the Orange Hall had never heard before
For Golly's Brae and Derry's Walls it didn't give a fig
It speeded up God Save the Queen till it sounded like a jig
It speeded up God Save the Queen till it sounded like a jig

Well the boys were plain demented, to the ground Wee Will was thrown
They kicked his ribs in one by one to the tune of Garryowen
They threw him out the window to the song of Old Sinn Fein
They kicked him all down Sandy Row to a Nation Once Again
They kicked him all down Sandy Row to a Nation Once Again

There's a moral to this story, what it is I cannot say
Oh maybe its the ancient curse, crime it will not pay
If you ask Wee Willie McFadden, he'll say "You're kind, you know"
If you want to pinch a record player, do it up the Shankill Road
If you want to pinch a record player, do it up the Shankill Road

might ask my local butcher to sell me a pigs head so i can make head cheese. or fromage de tete as my frog friends like to call it.

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Prove her wrong

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what's his fucking problem?

/britfeel/ is superior because you dont have dirty turkraoches, potato head or froggies memeing all the time.

>>78508445
*proves her wrong*

No job is menial for a brilliant person. Checking people out in the grocery store would become a fascinating psychological study of the masses. If you were a novelist you'd have an endless supply of humanity to draw experience from. If you were an auto mechanic, you'd be so involved in how all the parts of a car fit together that you'd be constantly visualizing improvements and new inventions for the automobile.

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cute boyz

>>78508428
thanks

>>78508450
how can you even tell

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>>78508427
>found the right woman
>she just doesn't know it yet

the other swede is obsessed with jordan peterson

must be a total loser aha x

>>78508450
why post here then

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hmmm

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>>78508447

>went to GB
>shagged a slag on the first night there

Oh the memories

>>78508485
any stds

so is the movie happening or what

>>78508450
yeah you have those and even more yanks due the lack of flags

could also make bath chaps from a pigs head.

>>78508485
shagged on my first night here too
was in and out of my mum's fanny in the hospital haha

>>78508445
it's london

>>78508475
>Ireland almost black
AH DUN BELIEVE ET

that barb poster makes the shittest fucking thread on /int/ every day and they get like 200 replies each

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Knaresborough tbqh

>>78508475
>albania
oh dear

>>78508501
they put you back in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYjsWAmLocE

normies deserve death

>>78508513
wish all of britain looked like this

>>78508489
fucking let down yanks
spastics can't even set up a fucking stream

someone else stream this is england or kidulthood

>rolling machine
turborunt

Some people with great accomplishments had to work/worked voluntarily in rather mundane environments: Einstein (homeschool teacher & patent office); Kant (librarian); Popper (carpenter); Wittgenstein (soldier & elementary school teacher) -- I'd prefer those positions (except soldier) over a post-doc university position, too (I am a PhD)

>>78508488
I dont think so, she had condoms

There might be some little finns running around there if she made holes in them though

>>78508475
Ireland has a huge boyracer culture

I know countless young lads who have died in car accidents, in a tiny village in bumfuck nowhere rural ireland

>>78508532
it does outside of london

>>78507774
>>78507774
>>78507774

>>78508554
boy racers are so fucking thick. Do they not realise they look like absolute thicks

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>it does outside of london

5 matches on the ol 'der

feeling pretty confident if I say so myself lads

>>78508584
I used to be one, drove about in a souped up Peugeot 306 d turbo lel

>>78508619
bet they're all fat munters

if you're going to kill an animal the least you can do is eat as much of it as you can. hate poofs who get squeamish about organs and using other parts of the animal like head meat and trotters.

>>78508569
retarded post

>>78508619
You won't bang a single one

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>>78508532
me too desu

bossman was lethal with the chip spice

had a chance to get laid but i completely blew it

lmao

Wish britain was a nice country that looked like York instead of the shitty concrete 70s poohole chav-infested rubbish we have now

>>78508619
that seems a bit low

i have like 40 matches always

might be because i'm a girl tho

Right, let's settle this once and for all. What is the best town in the UK?

>>78508678
grimsby

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>>78508598
absolute STATE

where is this?

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>>78508652
*blocks your path*

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eclipse soon

>>78508678
grimsby, but only when the legion of kek are patrolling the town centre

>>78508690
grimsby

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>>78508532
I dream of a revolution where we just bulldoze all the post-industrial shitholes like this and replace it with Knaresboroughs

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>>78508534
nowt wrong with rolling machines

Is England your city?

>>78508653
what happened

>>78508675
pics

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you arrive in the north

>>78508696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1TgYKriIR8

>>78508690
says hull right there dummy

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>>78508678
salford

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>>78508650

i like the word nowt

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>>78508643

just watched snatch and feel like a proper geezer now

>>78508712
>desperados

DEANO

>>78508712
>cervezo
una vela...

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>>78508737

why is the uk so depressing?

reminds you of russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MdZDBXB4GQ

>>78508735
I don't like you

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>>78508730

Ah yes, the ol' internal struggle of whether to do mdma on a night out or actually be able to get a boner in case you might pull

>>78508721
>These are the people who voted for brexit
Good riddance lmao

>>78508735
you're ok

>>78508675
hello x

>>78508766
dude weed lmao

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want an ugly but wholesome british gf lads

want to buy a prelude and modify it tastefully

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You arrive in the city of Limerick

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>>78508757
Urban Britain is a hellscape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw

HAHA BASED PJW
HOW WILL THE SJW LEFTY KEKS EVER RECOVER?!

>>78508805
Stab city lol

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The Vietnamese gf is unhappy with me saying thank you

Do one love

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>>78508766

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>>78508841
almost as peng as lauren

>>78508805
where did he get a horse

>>78508730
wats going on here mate

>>78508696
Waited til the last minute to get glasses and couldn't find any
FML lol

I'm not scared of spiders, but there's one in my room right now who looks scary. Can see it's fangs.
Should I merk it?

>>78508757
they did one about some sort of underground fistfighting, not totally sure if it was vice

>>78508856
Comes free with council flats over here

>i want to buy a 25 year old car for $1k and then spend $10k making it fast and then wreck it and spend the next 10 years paying for high risk insurance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIauoMugTw
tim has really hit a new low this time lads

>>78508714
matched on tinder and she invited me to her house
my kidneys are worth more than getting laid 2bh

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>>78508841
>>78508854
step aside for the true alt-right waifoo

does desperados taste nice? (I abhor the taste of beer)

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>>78508854
lauren is always number one desu

>>78508894
yea it's alright

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>>78508845

>>78508837
thank you

>>78508894
yeah it's fucking peng
not too keen on lager

>>78508884
>>78508820
Fuck is this mate

>>78508894
proper rank stuff
much prefer a good craft brew

Is it runty to go to the offy and buy a couple bottles of beer

>>78508892
wish they would do more videos together desu

>>78508872
dont deliberately destroy consciousness, however small x

Oh, he sits at the corner of Beggar's Bush
Astride of an old packing case
And the dolls at the end of the plank were dancing
As he crooned with a smile on his face

Da-da-da-da
Come day, go day
Wish in me heart it was Sunday
Da-da-da-da
Drinkin' buttermilk all the week
And it's whiskey on a Sunday

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>>78508859
Mother Shipton's
Petrifying well

>>78508894
it's dire

>>78508881
>and then spend $10k making it fast and then wreck it
whomst are you buotinb nibba?

>>78508939
what else are offys for

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Why do I find it so funny when JF make fun of us? Am I just a masochist?

>>78508928
just watch innit

>its dire
>its peng
ah yes shant be consulting the fine services of /brit/ ever again

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*injects you*

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are we posting our alt rightfus?

>>78508894
>I abhor the taste of beer
Faggot.

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How much do you think these houses are lads?

I'd wager half a mil at least

>>78508969
dont know the guy looks at me like hes disappointed all the time

post qt schoolgirls lads

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>our alt rightfus?

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you arrive in your new japanese school as an exchange student

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how did it turn out that alt-right women are so good looking while alt-left women are obese and have blue hair and hairy armpits?

Shanrik dangker valendetron

>>78508948
I'm scared it's hatched off my bananas or something.
Looks very menacing.
Outside it goes!

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>>78509005

>>78509026
>the woman on the left is 30% african
realllllllly makes ya thingk

http://www.strawpoll.me/13744625
http://www.strawpoll.me/13744625
http://www.strawpoll.me/13744625

>>78509047
No it doesnt. you can see it in her other pictures

>>78509013
he's working in an offy on a saturday at midnight

>>78509019
*waves*
ni hao

>>78509013
I wouldn't worry about what a guy who works in an offy thinks of me

>>78509005
Just end it m8, there's no recovery. You gave your sister AIDS and you FUCKING GOT HER PREGNANT. There's no recovery, just end it. Find a good length of rope and neck yourself. You fucked up big time.

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>>78508995
yes

>>78508686
>>78508702
>>78508726
Grimsby it is then, with Salford a close second

The news from Moidart cam yestreen
Will soon gar mony ferlie,
For ships o war hae just come in
And landed Royal Charlie.

Come through the heather, around him gather,
Ye're all the welcomer early;
Around him cling with a your kin,
For wha'll be King but Charlie?
Come through the heather, around him gather
Come Ronald, come Donald, come a thegither;
And crown your rightfu lawfu King
For wha'll be King but Charlie?

The Highland clans with sword in hand
Frae John o Groats tae Airlie
Hae tae a man declared to stand
Or fa wi Royal Charlie.

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It's officially Sunday lads
literally have toil TOMORRO

>>78509031
oh ok though house spiders cant survive outside the house
i just leave them theyre not bad, never bothered me

*fucks your mum behind the wheelie bins at grimsby arcade*

>>78509067
>>78509065
yeah but im pretty sure he owns the offy

>>78509050
spirits mate

I want to applaud the many protestors in /brit/ who are speaking out against leftypol and sheeds. Our general will soon come together as one!

New Dizzee album is pure fire

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based garrison does it again

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>I want to applaud the many protestors in /brit/ who are speaking out against leftypol and sheeds. Our general will soon come together as one!

the british people have no sense of togetherness with their ethnic kin

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Still wondering what he meant by this. Is it a brothel? An illegal rave? Perhaps something darker?

>>78509094
>spirits in norway
Grim.. do you spend like half your monthly pay on a bottle of bottom barrel vodka?

do you think any of the ultra wealthy global elite are satanists?

normies are incapable of contrarianism

>>78509109
where's the unedited version?

>>78509086
they don't usually bother me either, this little guy is giving me sketchy vibes though (not even that big.. its the fangs!)

>>78509132
no

I LOOOOOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

>>78509122
sounds like a brothel

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>>78509123
>vodka
here in norway we drink aquavit

Our great general has been divided for years. Sometimes you need protest in order to heal, & we will heal, & be stronger than ever before

hair is so fucking greasy
bet people are proper disgusted by it hahaha

>>78509093
Oh well if he's bothered by you giving him business go somewhere else

I wanna feel
I wanna feel
I wanna feel
Your heart and soul inside of me

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>>78509019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3j0sQ7ot8

>>78509177
I am

>>78509071
hello nigger

sister's moaning that her fanny's sore
oh i'm not finished with you just yet sweetheart..

As I come in by Auchindoun
Just a wee bit frae the toun
To the Hi'lands I was bound
To view the Haughs of Cromdale
I met a man in tartan trews
Spiered at him what was the news
Quo' he, "The Hi'land army rues
That e'er we come to Cromdale

We were in bed, sir, every man
When the English host upon us cam;
A bloody battle then began
Upon the Haughs of Cromdale
The English horse they were so rude
They bathed their hoofs in Hi'land blood
But our brave clans, they boldly stood
Upon the Haughs of Cromdale

>>78509188
I listen to this aha

moving to Brentford 2bh

>>78509202
cheshire

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>>78509071

>>78509188
some dark magic behind this stream i can sense it
WHY is it always in my recommendations

Scottish folk music is criminally underrated

>>78509243
This

>>78509109
is that a ben "empty my nine in the welfare line" garrison?

>>78509233
Greater London

>>78509241
hahaha

retard

>>78509249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM

OCH AYE

>>78509161
you spelled heel wrong

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i'm in love with the shape of poo

>>78509291
Preferably something traditional and not sung by a yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcZ4uMmF0vw

>>78509330
BETTER?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ

moving into my moms house this fall lads... been awhile since she and i fucked, this is going to be so nice

>>78509317
what the fuck is wrong with you, froggo

If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?

>>78509241
of course she became a filthy coalburner once she moved to england

absolutely dire country

>>78509340
Thats Irish and sung by Serbs

r u a trole?

>>78509346
fuck off yank

.... few too many yanks here

>>78509365
>serbs

ayy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrj8EZm9ca8#t=8s

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Lads.
Why do we look the other way when pakis marry their family members?

This is what those marriages create.

Why are we not stopping this?

greater serbia will prevail

>>78509407
my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

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NEED a sinn fein gf

too many yanks here

we need to have an ethnic cleansing

>>78509407
fuck off leftypol

>>78509241

corr check the jaw on that

bit scared that the point where I will have to actually consider offing myself is drawing nearer and nearer

my pickle rick of course :)

hahah!

it's my piiiiiickle rick! hahah :)

my answer, of course, my pickle rick :D

hahaha!

>>78509448
ew, a yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wVtTQzniI

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bored oot me fucking mind lads and i have only the poorest company to share my mundane thoughts with

>>78509407
75% of people from pakistan are inbred, not even joking look it up

>>78509467
rude

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anime

can't stop heeming racists lads

>>78509467
haha poorfag

K U R U P T
F M
1 0 8 . 9

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work tomorrow

Post naked slags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwdwhGkdB3Y

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>download Bumble
>literally the first 3 girls I already know irl
reeeeeeeee fucking small towns reeeeeeeee

hungry but don't want to get food cause i'll eat it then be hungry again in a few hours

>if you don't like beer you're a girl xDDD

fuck OFF, spirits taste SO much better, would rather have a nice gin+tonic, or ouzo+lemonade

fuck off with your shitty, fizzy lager and don't even get me started on bitter

all americans are welcome in /brit/

>>78509499
on your dial best believe
seen them shut down raves on several occasions they're quality live

>>78509451
just accept the fact you'll never kill yourself and begin making the best of things

>>78509502
haha wageslave

say something funny ye wee whippets yas

>>78500141
>>78500141
>>78500141
>>78500141

>>78509516
>why yes, I am a little girl

lol

>>78509510
calm down liam i'm sure the right girl will come along

just joined the nights watch lads

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whippets mentioned

>>78509520
wtf, no yanks allowed

>>78509516
People who wont drink beer because of its taste are typically the biggest fucking stuckup boring cunts to go for a drink with

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>>78509502
>have tomorrow off
>then work for next 10 days straight

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>if you don't like beer you're a girl xDDD
>fuck OFF, spirits taste SO much better, would rather have a nice gin+tonic, or ouzo+lemonade
>fuck off with your shitty, fizzy lager and don't even get me started on bitter

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>>78509525
laugh not knave, toil cometh at sunrise

>>78509516
have you tried kopparberg?

Watching Rick and Morty

>>78509556
This is a thread dedicated to the discussion of British culture

>>78509584
pickle rick is having a good time :)

Funny idea:

Instead of calling Donald Trump "Donald Trump" we call him Donald Plump.

Because he's fat.

- Jared from London.

>>78509584
bye

provincials are not british

I can't remember the last time I got so drunk that I passed out

Clearly it's been a while, despite my efforts

Fucking fatness

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don't consume alcohol me

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>>78509556
it took 100 years and a civil war to unite my country
europe has a long way to go

>>78509620
try some poitin my boy

>>78509563
>go to uni
>get a degree
>try to get job with degree
>can't
>forced to do wagie work
>you tried so hard and got so far
>but in the end, it didn't even matter
JUST

>>78509553
tfw stuck with one of these people as a friend

>>78509556
>no ass

when i was a young lad channel 5 would show cheesy american softcore porn films at like midnight on fridays. was great when they showed the lesbian ones. had many wanks.

>>78509623
been fighting for thousands of years mate literally not possible

>>78509665
>ass
Jog on Yank

>>78509620
i think im allergic to booze because i get sick quite early into being drunk. means i cant drink a lot which sucks when im out with my degenerate mates

>>78509686
seriously tho, look at it

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual. In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course ... not many

why do you stop posting so early
left me with no other choice
>>78509757
>>78509757
>>78509757

i work 60 hour weeks at a dead end low wage job that is way below my intelligence level and i'm too old to do a reset and go to uni or whatever