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chocolate dispenser edition

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Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

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>https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7


Old Thread: >>78344830
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Cut your fingernails dood
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>im moody and on my period
what do I say to this lads?
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>tfw no weeb gf to watch Cowboy Bebop with at 3 am
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>>78399390
Say "let's see"
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Scared of talking to Turks in case they start denying the Armenian genocide to be honest lads
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>>78399390
real man loves her whole month or something like that

>>78399424
you cant deny things that didnt happen :^)
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hi guys :3
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>>78399390
>tfw my interpal has been on her's every day for the last 5 weeks

>>78399514
'sup my bro
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>>78399302
I havent been to interpals in like 2 months, I need a quick rundown of wtf just happened in the meantime.
is it worth it to come back?
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>>78386301
In my experience, thais are pretty flirty. But try having normal conversations instead of the flirty ones. I think the people worth meeting up with have more substance than just the flirty part. You can easily tell who those people are by talking some more.
Also, video chat via LINE or Skype
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Why would she put this on Interpals???

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=743620657381818368
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>tfw no Australian gf
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>hand selected over 25 of the most attractive foreign women to view today
>0 return views

Fuck Interpals. Fuck life. I'm out.
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>>78402193

Stay
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>>78402193
you would be amazed by the amount of views and messages the average woman gets on this site
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>>78402193
this
>>78402250

most women normally get more views than males do when using the script
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RIP Interpals
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>>78402336

How's the American girls?
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>>78402193
you have to have some combination of these to get noticed by most attractive women
1. ultra chad or male model tier
2. live in famous city
3. have some game
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>birthday
>only think about that qt who i met on my birthday years ago on in ip
man
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>>78402850

I know that feel :/
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>>78402810
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>>78402472
Is Portland a famous city? That's all I have going for me.
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>>78403010
idk, to me its just a super fucking hipster city, which for that crowd might be attractive, for me its disgusting
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>>78403010
dont think most americans could point out oregon on a map
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>>78402472
>skinnyfat manlet
>live in suburban wasteland
>autistic as fuck
>still managed to score qt blonde German grill
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>>78403010

Hippies...
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>>78402193
Why dont you just message them?
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>>78404587

He has malocclusion because his maxilla is too far forward
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>>78402850
its ok gustavo
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>>78403039
>>78404426
It is disgusting. I like the weather and forests but the people are awful.
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>>78405332
>but the people are awful.
that describes most of america
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>>78405389
Unfortunately this is true.
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>>78400267
>>78399390
Why would they even tell you that? shit is fucking gross
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>>78406019
it means they're comfortable with telling you that
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>>78406019
It's a test to see how you react
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>>78406284
How are you supposed to react to that? its too much fucking info
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>>78406098
It would have been better if she just told me desu
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>>78406328
I'm yet to figure that out myself just make sure not to be "grossed out", try brush it off casually I think is the best response
Saying TMI is exactly what the bitch wants
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>tfw drop below 300 views a day
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>>78406365
>Saying TMI is exactly what the bitch wants
why would she want me to say this?
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>>78406888
Mainly cause it makes you look a bit immature so she feels better than you
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>>78406717

You are a chad tho
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>German
so, may I know what were you last year? remainer or leaver?

>Me
I voted remain but I can't say I'm particularly a fan of the current state of the EU

>German
Oh I see, well, I love my Union, I think EU is great but it is not perfect. So yeah, there are lots of works to do. Ask anyone in the street how the EU works, 90% will not know. My hometown is in Germany, where it only takes 40 minutes to a Franco-German border, so I know everything about French politics. Last year, the abstention for the European elections was 56%… And the few ones who voted, sent Marine Le Pen and all her euro-skeptic twats to the parliament. Basically, the only people who cared to vote were the ones who wanted to destroy Europe.

I think we must have national politicians to take their responsibilities. Way too many are hiding behind the Brussel wall to create excuses for anything that goes wrong because they do not want to be held accountable.

it’s about time we have a European TV channel/newspaper and a proper communication strategy be put in place. People who do not know the EU, do not know what it does. They only see the negative which is being talked over and over again by their politicians, but not the benefits. such as environmental and safety regulations. Research programs and collaboration across the continent. Massive funding to develop poor, rural regions (FEDER). Erasmus. The list could go on and on. Tons of people like to complain about the EU, not realizing they sometimes owe it in their jobs, their health, their food. And they don’t because we don't have no European medias, nor “Europe” section every night on the news.

And, I think is the core part of a problem. We need to fix what does not work in the EU: lobbies, dodgy policies, corrupt politicians, who would have never gotten elected if people actually cared to vote. We need to address the issues that are rightfully reported by the people.


The absolute state of the average German
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>>78407002
>talking politics with women
lamo @ ur lief senpai
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>>78406982

I wish
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>>78407094
>implying I brought it up
When the G*ermans see a Brit they can't help themselves but ask, it's like tourette's or something
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I've been wide fucking awake the entire night...
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>>78407122
Ask her what she thinks about the "refugees", should be good for a kek
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>>78407340
Oh don't you worry she already brought that one up too

>Her
and I think it's fundamentally wrong as well to attack MENA and created all this mess, but may I know how Great Britain deals with the refugees?

Uhm, I say what's on my mind, but I think it's a bit rich when the UK who in fact has helped to create them and yet it turns its face away from the refugee crisis and happy to leave the dispossessed and terrified as somebody else’s problem. But let's not go there and instead, blame the EU for a whole thing.

>Me
I'm glad we agree on that, I don't think we should be at war in the middle East
The UK hasn't accepted many refugees but we've sent huge amounts of money to help the ones in Turkey, Lebanon and other such countries
To an extent it is the way the EU works that is to blame, Merkel made a stupid decision saying anybody could come, people who weren't refugees took advantage of that and when she realised her mistake she started trying to distribute them to other countries who didn't want them

That was 8 hours ago, she's seen it and hasn't responded and even if she does respond it's getting ignored
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>>78407329
Same. Are you talking to asian qts as well?
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>>78407585

no...

I've been going over finances and significant decisions all night..
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>>78407340
>for a kek
cringe
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>>78409410
Is the only thing you do in this thread write "cringe"?
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dead pals
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>>78410288
Your mum pals
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>people learning any Scandinavian language
SOMEBODY explain this shit to me. Do they just want to stand out and look interesting? Nobody in their right mind learns a language as complex as Finnish when it only has ~5 million speakers
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>>78411784
>Finnish
probably browses 4chan or has had some contact with Finland or the Finns in the past, it's not a language someone picks up just like that.
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>>78399302
What's with the extra flags script? Does anybody using it?
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>>78411784
not a Scandinavian language

besides some people are learning even more absurd languages here
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>>78411784

I thought the same about English and look at me now.
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>>78412182
>muh Uralic language family
I meant languages spoken in Scandanavia
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>>78412185
i dont see the internet turning to finish as the main language any time soon.
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>>78412185
Except English is a lingua franca
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>>78412253
Nah I didn't meant that I was mostly speaking about this

>Do they just want to stand out and look interesting?

In Yugoslavia, English wasn't taught much, it was German/French and Russian in the villages
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>>78412287

>Except English is a lingua franca

>English

>lingua franca

Ironic, ain't it ?
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>>78412336
Blame the N*rmans
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>>78412215
Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia either
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>>78413417
Yeah but my dick is part of your mum.......'s pussy
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>what makes you different from other guys
what the fug kinda question is this
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>>78414737
Say you're in the lowest percentile of penis sizes
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>>78414737

She thinks you just want sex
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>>78403010
I live in portland, just put NYC as your location, update your profile to say you don't really live there, and if you have creative messages you'll get replies.
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How old are you and do you still live with your parents? If yes, why?
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>>78411784
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https://www.interpals.net/ut75ytrttr
>Hello. I'm a fun transgender girl.
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>>78417879

Gross
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>see new Russian QT's profile
>she's very cute
>see she plays Counter Strike
>get excited and plan to message her
>look through her pictures
>ITS THE PEPE GIRL


https://www.interpals.net/warcraftt
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>>78419070
whats wrong with pepe girl?
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>>78419243
either fake, or real girl who attention whores in hopes of people starting to watch her streams, etc. Goal is most likely just to build up her beta-follower numbers
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>>78419287
i see
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>>78417879
I'm gonna try and bang her
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>>78417879
BOI
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>>78421435

Let us know how her benis is
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6 days with my qt
never thought I would be wasting my money on a girl I never met like this, but I had a good summer job so enough cash, didn't have a holiday trip yet and most importantly my qt is going to move to USA soon. (no way i'm going to the US and get my computer, my rectum and whatever else the TSA needs searched)

Still not sure how what to say to my parents, I could say nothing, but if my plane crashes or i get run over by a scooter, it would be a nasty surprise. How do you handle this?

Never been in Taiwan either (only to China), kind of a shame that the transfer is so short, but 17 hours is long enough already.
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>>78421638
Just tell them the truth about where you're going and why, I'm sure they'd understand.
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>>78421638
>it's another episode of
Dutch guy flies across the world to meet his qt and gets cucked
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>>78421638
>(no way i'm going to the US and get my computer, my rectum and whatever else the TSA needs searched

That is a heavy over exaggeration
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>>78421638

Don't tell them your going for a girl. Just say you have always wanted to go to China and decided to go on a solo trip
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>>78422651
They took my fucking fingerprints when I was 10
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>>78421638
How long have you known her?
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>>78422748

meh
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>>78421638
You gonna fuck her or...?
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>>78421638
>he's so desperate that he has to settle for Chink qts
lmao
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>>78406717
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>>78419070

how long has she been around
looks like forever
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>>78422335
Not going to tell why, I only dare to tell it to fellow qt hunters
>>78422620
Saigon is a nice city anyway, but i reckon i have been careful enough
>knew her since december 2016
>received several packages with cute personal gifts from her
>know her home address and families address
>discovered her facebook and checks out with the info and pics she gave me
and I don't 100% anticipating fucking her for 6 nights, so the only way to be cucked would be to be left alone at the airport, in which case I have 6 days to explore Saigon with a double bedroom hotel room for myself.
>>78422852
see above text
>>78422949
On one hand I would be feeling kind of bad to fuck a girl on the first day(s) of meeting her, but on the other hand, that body... We also masturbated on the phone often, and i have a sizeable collection of nudes (for private use though, don't bother asking), so she's lewd af with me
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>>78422748
Probably because you're a Paki
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>>78422970

Please enlighten us about your qts ''''superior'''' country of origin
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>>78423147
>We also masturbated on the phone often, and i have a sizeable collection of nudes (for private use though, don't bother asking), so she's lewd af with me
So that's a yes then

>>78423193
Oi
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>>78423361

not chinkistan for sure
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>>78423147

Where is she moving to in the US?
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>>78423414
LA
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>>78423471
>innocent Chinese moving to the most """progressive""" state in the US
She's gonna fucking niggers faster than you can drop a hat
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>>78422620
>>78423583
stop projecting m8
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>>78423361
Anything is better than a chink, you pathetic beta. Sounds like someone was too ugly for Euroqts
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>>78423471

Student visa?

You should convince her to move to east coast. East coast is best coast. Not only that, but you'd only be 7hrs and 30minutes apart
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>>78423471
Jesus god why? That's got to be one of the top 3 worst cities in the country behind Detroit and Chicago.
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>>78423583
BRAKKED
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>>78423753

I'd rather a chink over some SEAsian trap
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>>78423768
She's an Asian, they all mainly go to the west coast especially California when they move to the US.
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>>78423824
Plenty of Chinks in NY too. Flushing is indistinguishable from Shanghai or some other urban yellow hellhole
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Spain got TRUCK'D
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>>78423916
>>>/pol/
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>>78423956
>>>/lgbt/
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>>78423887
>Flushing
Aren't you a chink tho?
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>>78423887
They do go to a few east coast cities too like Atlanta attracts a lot of Koreans because of Korean companies like Kia opening plants in Georgia and Alabama.
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>Tfw no Russian gf
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>>78423887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flushing,_Cornwall
Cornwall is lovely and white m8
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>>78424143
>tfw no Cornish meme-ethnicity gf
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>>78424185
>meme-ethnicity
Don't say that the Cornish are a very proud people
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Pepe girl blocked me because I called her a faggot
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Guys yesterday a Russian girl gave me her Skype, I sent her a request and she still hasn't accepted...
Should I be worried?
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>>78423583
cringe
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Lithuanian girl laughed at my dick yesterday, the problem is that I kinda liked it
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>>78425774
How does that even happen ?
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The qt I'm talking to is receiving expensive gifts from an anonymous guy irl (new phones, fancy dinner reservations, jewelry). Pretty weird, right?
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>>78425696
Ah he strikes again
Eloquent as ever
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>>78425696
cringe
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>>78426370

Yes
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You can only imagine my face reading this
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>>78429046
She's just being cheeky, sounds like a funny person.
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>>78429046

Wew
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>>78429046
>indians
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damn it OP you just reminded me I had a dream this morning about collecting drinking straws

what could it mean?
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>>78429072
>>78429086
It was the use of the word "anglo" that really threw me off

>>78429117
Singaporean
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>>78416492
How can you have sex with her anyway if they aren't even in the same country?
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Can I learn Shona yet?
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>>78429424

Cyber? Sex Tourism?
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>>78430480
>Maghrebi qt completely obsessed with me
>dresses normal, doesn't wear hijab and doesn't mention religion at all
>coolbeans.jpg
>things start getting lewd
>next day: "but anon you know i can't do anything with you right? i have to stay a virgin until marriage"
>"I will be always muslim"
>"...but i want to be with you, anon"
>me: but you can't, your religion doesn't allow it (hoping the thrill of being with kafir will turn her on and away from her heathenry)
>"You can convert to islam, it's easy"
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>>78430722
drop her
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>>78430764
Just redpilled the shit out of her on her "beloved" religion, which surprise, surprise, she seems to know pretty fucking little about. But she's definitely dropped. Shame.
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>>78431258

Kek
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how's /cp/ doing tonight? :3
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>>78431306

>"If you find it won't be Muslim any more"

I just sent her the ayah about being allowed to beat your wife (from quran.com, no less)"
>this is not quran
>it's fake
>totally fake
>I will search in my quran, wait
>mfw she hasn't replied for 5 minutes

Is she about to apostate? Anyone else know any good verses?
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>>78431501
Was doing good then Ir*land entered the thread
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>>78431306
cringe
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>>78431501
Despairing, for I must wake up early for w*rk
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>>78431522
b-britain please what did i do
>>78431674
at least it'll be friday if you dont work weekends
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I wonder how many of your qts im talking to right now
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>>78431801
Nothing I'm just teasing you Ireland
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>>78431801
HOLY SHIT TODAY IS THURSDAY
I thought it's Wedesday! I have one day less to prepare for an exam than I though
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>>78431517

Post what she says
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>>78431908
Will do. But she still hasn't replied, I've sent her a lot more verses to peruse at her leisure. She may well be having some kind of existential crisis.
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>>78431868
classic british jokester :3
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>>78430722
Report her to the authorities for being an ISIS recruiting agent.
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>she tries to get out of it by replying with tafsirs
>mfw the tafsir says: "it means, if advice and ignoring her in the bed do not produce the desired results, you are allowed to discipline the wife, without severe beating."
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>>78432270
>"That the man have the right to beat the woman which most of people here do. That is the reason I didn't marry like my sisters did
>"My sister had kids"
>"But me I don't want an Arab"

No fucking shit. There's a verse that literally says you can beat your wife with a bundle of sticks.
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>>78432502
>"I love you Anon"
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>>78432502
Arab girls are fucking whores
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I'm pretty sure im stealing someones qt. If your qt is 152cm tall and european... im sorry.
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>>78432502
I hate muslims so much
>>78432731
>talking to womanlets
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>>78432731
>If your qt is 152cm tall
are speaking with a literally pygmy qt
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>>78432841

At the same time stealin yo countries gurls.
Also yeah, i have a thing for short and tall women....
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>girl mad at me and stops writing because I called her a retard
>I never called her a retard
>I've been on vacation the last week and haven't messaged her at all
>she's got me confused with someone else
>we've been writing each other for a year

You know what, that's fine. Not even mad.
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>conversation completely flips
>she starts being all cutesy
>"I want to meet my Anon, but he is not saying 'my qt' no more"
>me: "my qt, who is as beautiful as allat, waluzza, walmanat put together"
>she suddenly wants to call
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>>78433030
Stop leading on these desperate whores
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>>78433030

Get the lewds
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same
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>girl views profile
>view her back and send a message
>she views my profile again and reads message
>no response
every time
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Got access to my qt's account, what do?
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>I found a song for you
>first words of the song " let me call your daddy"

k
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>>78436150
How did you access it?
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>>78434733
LITERALLY EVERY TIME

WHAT THE FUCK
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Anyone know of any well off qts who would pay for my stuff
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Does the script even work? Last time I tried it it didn't do shit
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>>78436705
Maybe it's something wrong with your messages.
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>>78434733
>>78436705
>>78436859

maybe there is something wrong with him.
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Damn, this girl I've met 2-3 days ago, is really fun
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>>78437112
Cunt?
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>>78437728

Zlovenia, the one I posted here a thread or two ago
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>>78436859
what am I supposed to send when her profile is literally just "ask me"
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>>78437869
Uhhhh rebost the picture my guy?
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>>78437872
just bee yourself, don't you have any social skills at all?
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I've had more luck talking to girls in HelloTalk than Tandem or Interpals.
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>>78438039
no, i dont go outside. the only people I talk to are people on 4chan.
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>>78438163
still, just bee yourself :/
if you're even just likable people will talk to you
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>>78438199
i dont know how to be myself
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>>78437872
Literally ask whatever the fuck you desire.

What do you care if she responds or doesn't or doesn't like the question ?

>>78438032
I got banned for posting it last time so no. See archive if you really want to

And plus she seems like a qt worth keeping for some time.
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>>78438257
just be nice, it's not difficult. I was a total shut in for well over 7 years and I'm doing fine on here.
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>>78438274
>What do you care if she responds or doesn't or doesn't like the question ?
because its a pattern and I barely get any views to begin with. I always message those who view my profile first though but once again I barely get any responses
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>>78438482
Post profile
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Tfw you activate and deactivate your Facebook for the 2nd time in 3 days, and you see a picture of your past QT with her boyfriend just before she boarded a plane to go to a 3rd world shithole for a few months. They looked genuinely happy together before she left.. it made me feel happy for her.......
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>>78439678
Would you stop being MGTOW if she came back to you?
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>>78439842

no, I wouldn't. I got too hurt from that shit in the past, so I would never be able to open up with her the same way again. I'm still her friend, but that's it
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I want my qt back
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>>78440536

What happened to you
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>>78438286
What's your secret? I interact with the public just fine IRL and can't get beyond three messages with anyone on Interpals.
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>>78440619

Literally talk to them exactly how you would talk to someone while out and about.

Here is an example. I saw her mention the world "penguin" on her profile and went off of that. Read bottom to top
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>>78440552
Distanced and dumped. She was only talking to me to make her feel better about herself.
She played with my feelings and made me play with my dick.
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>>78439678
be happy you had any qts to begin with
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>>78440796

Iktf
>>
At Berlin station waiting for my bus to get to the airport and leave back to my country. Spent a month and couple days with my qt in her place in Poland and I'm full time trying to make her feel better because I have to leave. It's really happening lads, a real relationship full of plans, I'm coming back in ten months and we're renting a flat together and getting me a visa, cheer for me and best of luck for you all. Believe in yourself.
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>>78441338
>I'm coming back in ten months
10 months of getting railed by chad
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>>78441338
Where are you from?
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>/newfaces
>offline a month
think he's dead?
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>>78441338
10 months is quite long, dont expect much when u get back to Poland
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>>78441338
only the best to you. don't listen to all the negative and memeing neckbeards in this thread. even if it's a long distance relationship it can work.
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>>78441338
How old are you guys?
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>one of my qts has lupus
>>
/deadpals/
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Guys if your using scripts, change the settings to FEMALE only. I'm on Interpals for pussy only!
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What does it look like it you're blocked?
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>>78449113
itll say you cant contact them when you view their profile.
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>>78440781
>that autism
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>>78434733
>see interesting girl
>message her
>she messages back and using emojis
>views my profile
>no more messages
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>>78441338

Congratulations anon!
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I'm gonna change my location again.
Should I put my real city or Lisbon(I live close to it)?
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>>78452108

Lisbon.

Although, I think I actually got more views when I put my real town (it's not well known at all). I switched mine to nearby Washington DC thinking I'd get more views cause tourism, but I get less now
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>you're making me blush
Is this good?
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>>78453951

Yes, what did you say?
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>>78453982
Just that she was cute
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>>78454127

She likes you
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said she wanted to bite me over skype voice chat, is it a good sign
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What's the optimal age for using interpals and scoring an asian gf? What age men are qts most interested in?
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>>78454696

Yeah it's a step toward her becoming lewd

>>78454783

Probably early 20s. Uni aged people
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>>78454783
brief window, 19-21
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>he watches anime
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>78456220

You?
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>>78454783
younger asian girls seem to like guys older than them, often like 5+ years older. dunno why. and then you also get the 30+ y/o ladies who chat up 19-year-olds. so anything goes
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>>78456374
Really want an older women to flirt with
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>falling for my albanian side qt
God damn I didn't expect this
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lmao
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>>78454783
Your age doesnt really matter that much desu
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>>78457880
1. be attractive
2. don't be unattractive
3. your age doesn't really matter that much desu
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Talking to a married milf

>would you show me around anon when I visit ?

>of course, but only if I can tell my friends you're my girlfriend

>answers pic related

What is it with married women on this website ?
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>>78454783
>>
>this whole thread
cringe
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>>78459831
>cringe
cringe
>>
hello, who would like to be penpal
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>>78459831
>>78459884

>cringe
>cringe
cringe
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>>78459938
you want to be friend?
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>>78460501
Hello, yes , I am friend.
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>>78461291
i like colours of you flag
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>>78452022
What's on your profile?
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>enjoying talking to qts
>have sudden urge to ghost them all
Why am I like this?
>>
>>78458317
What? I don't even understand that sentence
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>>78461787

Dunno what's hard to understand.

She's married. She wants to visit Serbia.

Asks will I show her around when she visits.

I joke and say sure if I can tell people you're my girlfriend (she's hot)

She has no problem with it I can say to my friends whatever I want.

tl;dr, married slut doesn't mind being someones girlfriend when her husband isn't around
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>>78461347
Best flag in the world!
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Do I ignore just cause she's so cocky?
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>>78463533
or say its a shame she isnt
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>>78463533
>>78464479
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>>78465369
Holy shit I didn't think she actually would start every conversation like that
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am i doing this right lads
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>>78461437
Nothing bad. It's just describing myself.
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>>78465611
Yes
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>>78465559
yeah she just called me rude for saying that
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>>78465559
bitch isnt stopping
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>>78466309
Trust me mate you're not missing out on any riveting conversation
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>>78461465
Because you're a bitch nigga
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>>78466356
sounds like a troll desu
>>
>>78466478
Nah we were having a pretty normal conversation before
Clearly she's a LOL SO RANDUM XD type which means I'll be wrapping this one up pretty quickly
>>
How can you tell the difference between oneitis, obsession, and loyalty?
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>>78466827
>oneitis
>>>/r9k/ is this way bud
>>
>>78466948
What's r9k about that?
>>
>>78465638

>Nothing bad.

>It's just describing myself.

These two are mutually exclusive.
>>
>>78467078
*what isn't /r9k/ about that
fify
>>
Ukrainian women are super easy and very fun.
There is a Ukrainian nationalist who said she'll fuck me like crazy if I ever go to her city because I talked so much shit about Russia.
>>
>french chick has "don't tell me im cute / beautiful" in her bio
>call her ugly
>keeps messaging me for self-validation
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>>78467542
Top man, can't be giving these people what they want
>>
>>78467542
Is she ugly?
>>
>messaging for a few hours
>do you have a girlfriend?
Literally always a sign they want the D
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>>78467644
not my type, has a shitton of piercings and all that bullshit
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>tfw you relate
;_;
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What's everyone listening tonight then?
https://soundcloud.com/clppng/guns-up
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>>78468007
cant go wrong with serbian war music ehh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeAEdU4p5Cg
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>>78456769

Tell us about her :D
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>>78463008

WHORE
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>>78467886
That is me
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>>78468176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxUU3zncVmI
Absolutely you can't
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>>78468272

no, me
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>>78468535
No, it really my life. I've never had a hug
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>>78467886
>tfw a girl takes me back to her room
>we get into bed and start getting lewd
>no anon I only want to cuddle
You fucking bitch I left my friends at the club for this
Whoever this guy is needs to man up and just ask you to fuck
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>>78468646
do you want a hug for 10 bucks
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>>78468753
No money and we have a deal
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>>78468007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5erWO-cbf8

>>78468221
seems to be story of every married woman on interpals
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>>78468824
all right whatever im a good person
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>>78468692
>not raping her right there
lmao @ ur lief
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>/hailJarJarBinks
>that profile
>"I am a heteroromantic asexual"
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>>78469347

Do you think she'll be into it?
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>This gook puts that he's cutie on nickname
Kill me
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>>78470222
He isn't wrong
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>>78470222
Should have gone with twink
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>block qt
>makes a new ig to talk to me
What the fuck?
>>
>>78469920
Her profile description is as annoying as her username.
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>>78466948
cringe
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>>78471184

We are autistic
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>>78471588
Jesus Macchi
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>>78471699

Lol, I'm bored
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Fuck this cunt. She keeps viewing my profile every fucking day since I called her a faggot and she blocked me.
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>13 year old Korean girl keeps viewing my profile everyday
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>>78472373

message her that you don't want MI6 coming down on your ass so she should leave you alone
>>
Remember the MENA qt I redpilled/belittled yesterday?
>talk gets a bit lewd last night while we were calling

Tonight while calling:
>"hey anon, i'm wet..."
>she ends up flicking her bean to me
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>>78472695

I thought she was a SEA Islamist?
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>talk to qt
>fuck and and say I'd never let you live instead of leave
> you mean leave right haha ?
>yeah I fucked up, it happens
her next response is

She's a keeper right ?
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>>78472770
Nah, she's MENA
>>
>I don't know what happened tonight
>I let go
>I let myself go

What did she mean by this?
We had just been talking lewd for over an hour I only started talking to her yesterday.
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German chick sent me this vid of those protestors getting hit by a car and then blocked me? Lmao
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>>78472250
Sometimes I watch her streams but I don't speak Russian so I turn it off almost instantly
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>>78467720
So what's the proper response, always yes?

Make them feel like they have to compete for you and you're not a loser?
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New

>>78474614
>>78474614
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>>78472250

that hoe is cray like srsly i spoke to her aswell
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