/brit/

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DELET

Plymouth is actually an alright place

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who at Poole next year

feeling a lot of emotional pain right now

Feeling a lot of willies rightt now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwvhGfbeo1Y

>lefties

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Big garden at my airbnb

Wish I was racing tomorrow

Want to race tonight but I'm a bit tispy

If any NI lads hear about a rider dying tonight it may be me

>>78204526
Nah. Im under a Yank flag staring tomorrow evening. I'll post travel pics in /dbt/ schedule permitting but you'll deffo see me in motogp threads

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>non-binary

>>78204626
careful lad

these were men wae trade

team of pajeets on Only Connect lads

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>don't want British people to hurt themselves

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>>78204690

>>78204682
science in mae day were the science of buildin fookin ships an sendin em out to fookin sae

Btw sv650 that slag was mint. V proud of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPRy1B4t5YA

B O Y S
O
Y
S

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Is it creepy to have a pinup in your room?

im thinking about buying this tomorrow tbqh

>>78204690
does tim shave his chest and belly?

found a picture of myself when I was 10

>>78204707
based austria

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>>78204709

I salute you, Ledgebro. May your ledge climbing be ever fruitful.

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i have found THE most reddit shop in Amsterdam

>>78204722
very gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

Thinking of going full Rorke lads. Thoughts?

is Aylesbury nice

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hhnnnggg

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>>78204755
kek

>>78204788
i was in that zone a year or so ago and eventually it just wears you out

PS4 sounds like it might take off

Don't really feel emotional pain, just regret for a wasted life so far, really feels too late to even begin to fix it at 25 lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XrnbP4ddLE

hehehehehahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>>78204765
thanks
ive refined the plan a bit though

Wake up at 3AM
Do a chill early morning cycle round Amsterdam
Pick up some cider from a 24hr offy
Get back to the hostel at 4AM
Do the ol' ledge climbing maneuvre
Chill

I mean whats the worst that can happen? They keep my €7 deposit?

>>78204821

They're already selling in quite large numbers desu m8

>>78204822
what's wrong?

are you a neet?

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>They keep my €7 deposit?

Don't know why but I'm howling at the thought of this

just 16 a pickup truck
out of money out of luck

>>78204811
Russian girls are fine as fuck

>>78204839
Why are you Netherlands now? You were UK in the last thread.

>>78204707
Wtf? 1939-42 is when Germany was winning

>>78204894
he was probably using 4G then switched to hostel wifi

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>>78204856

bank still hasn't finished my account debit card

the lady at the counter said it should have been done last week

should i visit them?

>>78204839
Why don't you just leave out the front door

>>78204900
clearly 1939-42 isn't the second panel then is it

>>78204922
Ah, that would do it.

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>>78204894
Just got into the hostel and connected to the Wifi

Wifi = local flag
Mobile data = UK flag

>>78204928
Visit them? I'd be shooting up the place

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500159308899.webm

>>78204863
pretty much, I have £20k in the bank but no idea what to do with it, no degree or employment prospects, gf or friends etc

I realize I'm in a better financial position than most people my age but despite the fact I don't even know where to begin

I'M COOKIN A PIZZA PIZZA

>>78204822
Wouldn't hurt to try

Your post was spooky and motivating for me though la

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Business proposition:

Learn Korean and find a k-slag

>>78204821
Probably needs repaired desu

t. knower

>>78204963
that kid is too handsome to end up a school shooter

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>Business proposition:

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1500mfu: Konstanze Klosterhalfen
Pole Vaultfu: Eliza McCartney
Long Jumpfu: Darya Klishina
Triple Jumpfu: Caterine Ibargüen
200mfu: Dafne Schippers
100m Hurdlesfu: Kendra Harrison

>>78204836
philly mentioned

>>78204969
have you ever considered taking up a job in programming?

it's a pretty cushy ez job and you don't necessarily need a degree to do it

>>78204963
i'll drop by next wednesday

>>78204822
>woe is me!
>i only have 50 years left on this earth
>it's too late to begin something new now

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never felt so Blackpilled

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>>78205008
>im-fucking-plying

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>>78204891
understatement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ

NEW JAKE PAUL VIDEO LADS

JAKE PAUL JAKE PAUL JAKE PAUL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Wlw28iVOuQ

how do you write a good cover letter lads

>>78204985
all Korean girls are pure Christians who won't have sex until marriage

>>78205049
saw this on lookism last nite

>>78205041
I've considered programming, but wouldn't it take me several years to get to a point where I can be employed in it?

my heart is pounding and i cant feel my front teeth. i also feel absolutely amazing

>>78205049

You do realise none of those girls read past the first sentence.

And the rest got to "had trouble with the law" and stopped reading there. What a dreamboat zomg

*steals your culture*
OMG YOU ARE SO UNCIVILIZED!!!! >: [

Gonna do a drunk tonight.

I fucking hate Avast. Pops up every time I'l looking at porn telling me my computers at risk, even things that aren't the 'hub so there's definitely some guy sat there watching me

>>78204985
I was watching it but then she started speaking and fuck me is it a turn-off. Not a sexy language.

unpopular opinion: Columbine had a more detrimental impact on American culture than 9/11

>>78205128
stupid fucking yank

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>>78205137
Don't tho.

>>78205137
Good lad

>>78205137
alri colonel

>>78205081

That's not true, I've been there.

If you're willing to settle for a plastic slut like that girl you can get laid just for being white desu.

As long as you're not repulsive.

>>78205112
sure thing, roastie scum.

>>78205150
Yeah, but fewer Americans died, so it wasn't as good

>>78205147

I think Korean is a cute language :(

Her face is the turnoff, so much surgery

>>78205155
*devours mud*

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How to spot a runt 101

Hate literally everything about Korea, really hope they both destroy each other without much fuss

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>Not a sexy language.
>that flag

>>78205150
Hello Brody cunt

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Who /drinking/ here? Name your beverage.
>Holsten

>>78205049
I hate women as well, but desu if you did a similar bait account with genders reversed you'd get even more men responding.

>>78205279
Never consume alcohol 2bh

>>78205254

t. runt with a Korean phone or TV and a samsung monitor

>>78205110
nah you can do it in a few months
especially if you have a clear focus in mind and dedicate yourself to learning

for example if you decide something like "i want to be a backend developer using this common framework" or "i want to be an android developer"

took me one month to learn enough swift to land a junior iOS dev job

granted i do have the advantage of already knowing some basic programming from what i've done in school with java

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Found out the other day that Hare Krishnas are cryptororkes

>>78205304
She's a big girl

>>78205296
You are an embarrassment to your ancestors

>>78205279

Water

>>78205304
source me up scotty

>>78205279
dihydrogen monoxide

>>78205304
I can't be the only one who remembers the cuckio meme

>>78205318
Alfred

Lana Rhodes is a 9.5/10

what the hell is she in porn for

>>78205254
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Korean_inventions_and_discoveries#Electronics

>>78205358
*googles her*
no mate

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>Lana Rhodes is a 9.5/10

>what the hell is she in porn for

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anyone remember Powerade? feel like i never see them in shops nowadays, was wondering if they still make them

>>78204713
Which slag? Posted quite a lot of them

I messaged that Elmira slag but she hasn't replied. Not looking promising.

The only ones that carry on conversations with me are quite ugly. I guess I know how much I'm worth now.

>>78205358
>arse tattoo
Yeah nah

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Official album of /brit/ coming thru

bazinga

>>78205279
White wine to forget my pine

if you're the based germanbro who posted the nigga & schoolshooting webms, have any more memes?

>>78205306
well shieett I've got nothing but time, which language/s would you recommend learning career-wise?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvH2CPEeIHU

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>>78205380

>perfect face and body

what?

Need to rub my willy between a lady's vaginal walls desu

bum willy poo

>>78205489
>schoolshooting webms

I got you familia

>>>/wsg/1780713

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Getting lewder lads

>>78205279
frosty jacks

been banned from /sp/ for posting half time slags
what a disgrace

>>78205524
Rapist

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>>78205536

BBHHHHHANNNNNCHOOODDDD!!

need a body pillow with kev on it

>>78205482
t. 16 next month

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>>78205536

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>>78205538

>>78205279
Te

>>78205591
me on the right

The name lana makes me think of spaghetti bolognaise. Not sure why.

any poo man in

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>>78205536

All decisions in my life are based around increasing my chances of putting my willy in fannies.

>>78205611
bazinga!

>yanks call tits “chickadees”
>yanks call oil seed rape “canola”
Such sensitive little things

>>78205639
with good success so far i presume

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Hmm..

>>78205620
what did he mean by this?

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found out our landlord doesn't have a HMO

literally going to get 12 months rent back, a smooth £4k

>>78205533
Danke, digga.

>>78205678
is this fucking real?

>>78205491
it depends on what you want to do anon

>Android
Java and Kotlin

>iOS
Swift

>Backend for web shit
Java and C#

>Frontend for web shit
Javascript, HTML, CSS

>Video games
C++

>System developer
C, C++

>>78205673
Fair to middling desu

>>78205665
obsessed

>>78205678
a well-adjusted individual, no doubt

>>78205678
Literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfmwbZuvImw
choon

>>78205703
no you're dreaming.

>>78205716
Woah cregg don’t get canola on the chickadees!

>>78205703
reddit

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unreal qt

>>78205710
rate them in order of difficulty and earning potential pls

wouldn't mind dying very soon

@78205750
tubby cunt, don't you DARE reply to me again

>>78205721
You can tell by the tightening disc on the shoes that he is a highly dangerous, highly autistic individual

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>>78205713

>>78205771
Wipe my arse for me pls

>>78205788
dude is this like fucking real? holy shit dude!

>>78205805
Hideous slug of a woman

>>78205805
She looks fucking old for someone born in '97

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>>78205805

>>78205812
Well he's clearly the expert here, am I in the wrong for asking him this little favour?

Reply to me again and you'll be taking permanent residence between my steel toe caps and the pavement, you runt

>>78205771
I can already tell you you aren't going to like programming

>>78205805
Odious toad of a female

>>78205805
haha this surely must be some kind of sophisticated art project right
noone is giving this bint any money right
people aren't this effed in the ead right
...right?

>>78205409
Can be found in literally every paki shop in the nation

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>>78205805
honestly dont mind her face

>>78205847
enjoy this mate

*heems you*

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>>78205678

*findoms you*

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off on holiday lads

>>78205771
>rate them in order of difficulty and earning potential pls

Just learn javascript like all the other "self-taught" programmer hacks.

You'll easily find a job with javascript, and someone like me will have to clean up your shitty codebase when it becomes unmaintainable and you run off to the next job.

>>78205895
>spending money in paki shops
dont do this

>>78205611
Lana is my sister's name

It took her 12 years to clock what her name means backwards, daft bint

>>78205941
lol
reminds me of all the pajeets I work with

>>78205897
only thing i mind is the watermarks
someone post prime slag rosy before findom

COME OUT YE BLACK AN TANS

Who is the e-celeb mascot for /int/?
I would nominate Tim

/pol/ has Alex Jones
/r9k/ has Eggman
/k/ has Hickok45
/his/ has lindybiege
/tv/ has Joe Rogan
/mu/ has Fantano
/toy/ has grand illusions

>>78205897

ugly little scrote

The chase
Then harry potter 6
Then game of thrones

oi to the fucking oi x

>>78205941
I haven't been to uni so I could get gubmint loans and do that, why is self-teaching programming so bad?

>>78205980
ed march aka c90adventures

>>78205691
hate pornkinos with this cunt in them

>>78205980
eggman has a girlfriend now

>>78205980
/brit/ has a Tim

>>78205991
deano my son!

>oi to the fucking oi x

made me smile ngl

>>78205980
/ck/ is jack
/g/ is terry davis
/o/ is doug demuro
there's way too many for /fit/

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>>78205805
>>78205897
she's OK, but I wouldn't complain if she got a nosejob
she reminds me a bit of gianna michaels with the whole large woman with a face which isn't "traditionally" attractive

bought a kinder egg

>>78206073
/o/ could also be scotty kilmer

sold a kinder egg

>>78206088
GIVE IT BACK RIGHT FUCKING NOW

*gets promoted to manager at retail store in a northern town*
*gets a BMW 1/3 series on finance*
*buys a baratt new build with the missus*
*goes on an all-inclusive package holiday to alcudia once a year*
*goes to parklife*

egg

>>78205771
they're all hard to truly master but when it comes to the learning curve i'd say it goes something like this

Frontend > Mobile app dev > Backend > Video game dev > Sys dev

I don't know about earning potential, it differs from country to country and from company to company. It's better to focus on what you'll find interesting to do.

Some people love doing low level shit in sys dev jobs and hate memeing about in Javascript frameworks, others are opposite.

Me personally I decided to pick up Swift (for iPhone apps) and found it enjoyable so I applied as an junior iOS dev this summer.

>>78206132
Sounds like you're doing alright for yourself, Dean

>>78206086
She'd still have the jaw

leg

>>78205639
Tempted to agree and relate to your feel but honestly no for me

I partake in most of my hobbies just for the thrill and enjoyment and to see myself accomplish things. All of these activities have some possibility of leading my benis into a vagina, but I never expect anything.

Men come out of a fanny and then spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into them haha x

>>78206132
meanwhile in london
*get promoted to CEO of Fortune 500 company*
*3/4th of your income goes to rent on your 10 square foot flat*
*1/8th goes to Jizya*
*get acid thrown in your face*

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british cities of the top of my dome:
nottingham
liverpool
manchester
london
southampton
cardiff
swansea
edinbrough
wolverhampton
arsenal
york

>>78206132
can't really see a problem with this
think overall Normies are quite happy

>>78205980
that danish girl, or the murkin who goes around capital cities doing voxpops

cant think of anyone 'edgy' though

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http://www.salon.com/2017/08/06/has-queer-culture-lost-its-edge/

>My young queer students are fragile, easily triggered. Is the playfulness and toughness that once defined us gone?

>Students returning from an undergraduate queer studies conference tell me that they were deeply disturbed by a drag queen’s performance there because she made comments that were insensitive and triggering

>A non-binary student critiques a faculty colleague of mine in class for using the term “drag queens”

>My colleague, who is 35, queer, and teaching Sociology of Sexuality, is informed that this is an incorrect and insulting term.

>I am a white 49-year-old femme college professor whose sexual interest is butch lesbians and trans men

>“Dude Looks Like a Lady” is crude and transphobic and promotes straight sex tourism.

>>78206166
not a problem for me
i'd still shag her

>>78206243
tack Goldbrygge!

>>78206228
finnish cities off the top of mine:
helsinki

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thinking of sending tim a nice card to cheer him up

he seems pretty down in the dumps lately

Cozy quiet one in for me, went gym and just ate a delicious curry I made.

Big day tomorrow woi

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_leaders%27_trains

>>78206243
*turns away to an alternative source of nationalism*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNnkkJhiCMk

>>78206288
think he could do with it
send one from me too

>>78206228
Know a gorgeous Finnish girl from Porvoo. Seems like a shithole village, but if it produces shy, mysterious Bar Refaeli lookalikes like her then I would like to fucking go.

>>78206228
>British cities I know that exist
London
Edinburgh
Bath
Kent
Birmingham
Leicester
Brighton
Manchester
Liverpool
Oxford
York
Worcester
Bristol
Sheffield
Belfast

>British cities I don't know that exist
everything else

>>78206159
nice one lad, I'll head over to /g/ to see if they have a wiki or guide.

There may be hope for me yet

First drink and cig in 3 months.

Just spent £50 on cigs and booze at Sainsbury's. 10 episodes of GoT I haven't seen lined up. Sorted for a nice quiet weekend on my tod.

chungus

>>78206278
reckon you need a lecture on finnish cities

here is all finnish cities of the top of my head:
kemi
oulu
rovaniemi
helsinki
tampere
turku
tornio
ii
yli-ii
kemijärvi
vojakkala
ahvenanmaa
oulainen
utsjoki
enontekiö
äänekoski
jyväskylä
pello
mäntsä

bored

>>78206228
>arsenal
bait

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Lo, there do I see my father.
Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo, they do call to me
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever!

>>78206288
could you sign for me too thx love xx

>>78206304
>Kim Il-sung's longest train journey took place in 1984 when he visited almost every socialist country in Eastern Europe.[7] The train ride went via China, through the Soviet Union, with stops in Poland, East Germany, Czechoslovakia, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria and Romania. The rest of the trip went through the Soviet Union, again. A second train accompanied Kim's carrying bogies (wheels and axles) of the other gauge (sizes) needed[citation needed].

>On Kim Jong-il's visit to Russia in 2001, the train was reported to have had 22 carriages.[2] Life on board was reported to be luxurious, with regular stops to stock up on live lobster and Bordeaux and Beaujolais wine flown in from Paris.[8][9]

comfy af

want to try mämmi

>>78206415

still don't actually know what it is

>>78206379
can you rank them best to worst

>18 year old qt hints to me that she wants to break up with her bf for me
>while also not-so-hinting that she's a virgin and wants to lose it to me instead of him
>have a 'tism stroke and essentially reply "oh right" and do nothing else
On a definitely unrelated note: what's the most painless form of suicide?

>>78206349
>>78206349
you again
post about your normie tripe once more and ill knock your teeth out one by one

>>78206371
What has the effect been? Feel/look healthier?
Obviously saved a load of money.

It should only be legal to discriminate against someone if it can't affect me.
Things such as someone's sexuality and race should be fair game, but my political views should be protected

>>78206363
No lad, /g/ is for shitposting the'll just tell you to install gentoo or learn haskell or lisp.

Go to reddit and read their stickied threads (don't interact with them)

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does anyone know where i can read full issues of the Wipers Times?
it was a magazine distributed on the front lines in WW1

>>78206433
looks like liquidy christmas pudding made with rye and served with a creamy sweet sauce

had some swedish sweets once that were basically bits of liquorice coated in ammonium chloride

disgusting

>>78206436
oulu
yli-ii
rovaniemi
äänekoski
tampere
tornio
jyväskylä
kemijärvi
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irrelevants
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kemi
helsinki

>>78206379
How do I chat up Finnish girls lad?

Tempted to say shite about mammi and saunas, maybe throw in a "the only Finnish person I know is Bjork" for a guaranteed laugh, if I don't sperg it up that is

NEED to know

any big willy in

business idea: finnishrestaurant

>>78206314
German military music like that always sounds so cheery and good-hearted. Love it.

>>78206508
aww hell naw

>>78206499
just dont try to be finnish or talk about finnish things
be a foreigner and they will fug you

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would a russian bird marry an awkward aspie virgin to get a british passport?

bought some irn bru

>>78206508
how big is big?

Got 3 days in New York coming up lads

How do I utilise my good looks and RP accent to bed as many yanks girls as possible?

>>78206443
helium mate

>>78206508
your asshole? probably

>>78206489
Mate of mine promised to grab some pure ammonium chloride for me from the local ice-cream factory, I LOVE that stuff

>>78206489
I've had them and they're alright

>>78206535
yes
t. ryssa

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All this girl has to do is flash her knickers a bit and the tips start rolling in

Must be nice life

Where is Cheadle

>>78206489
Cheese in a tube with bits of other stuff is good

>>78206579
manchester

Buying this house

http://www.fineandcountry.com/uk/property-for-sale/worcestershire-bredons-norton-tewkesbury/gl20-7ez/50030884

>>78206456
Bit healthier, lot more cash. Mates stopped inviting me out, not bothered about that though. Mornings are the best when you're off it, lots of energy and optimism, flat is nice and tidy. Tend to eat better as well (no drunken kebabs/burgers), lost a bit of weight. Too boring to keep it up foerever though, it gets tedious, nights get pretty restless. I'd recommend all heavy drinkers try it for at least a month.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd5dcjXzuGk

Ke$ha is trying to go legit with real music and no autotune lol

It's like she hasn't realised she's a shit singer

>>78206534
No seriously la

Need to drop some serious game on Porvoo girl

just bought an Avtoros Shaman lads.

>>78206534
what are finnish things?

sauna and mammi?

>>78206653
i was being serious, you mong
act exotic and talk with your british accent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4hCcdv21ns

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*has a listen*

>>78206690
Mammi kekkonen auta kärsivälleni!

intense periodical abdominal pain when I drink, but it goes away after 1 or 2 secs, so it's ok

>>78206463
I see, I shall go to reddit then m'goodisr! You are a knight and a scholar!

>>78206731
p. good

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>>78206304
>limited to 60 km/h (37 mph)
worse than the Poorthern Direhouse

just ordered the nintendo switch on a whim

already feels like a mistake

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did a youtube post

Holy fuck lads just saw a3 fighter jets fly over the house followed by a orange glow appear behind the hill in the distance

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remembering last christmas with the (ex) gf when we both went to see it's a wonderful life at the cinema and I think it was the happiest I've ever felt

>>78206759
umm sweetie class 142s can go up to 75mph

>>78206780
nicht ein wort

>>78206718
>they need to make it illegal to lie, punishable with a prison sentence
Women's rights was the biggest mistake we've ever made as a species.

>>78206786
cheadle?

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>>78206653
send her SPURDO SPARDE :-DDDDDD memes and talk about your days being apu

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Terns are gutless, sure they might be loud and fly inches from your head but I have picked out their hatchlings and they could and would not do a single thing about it

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the bike, whip and yard

Got proper curious and bought one of those cans of Pimms and Lemonade because I've never had one before.

It's not terrible, but I couldn't drink it often.

>>78206774
Breath of the Wild is very good desu, but that's about it for now

>>78206849
jolly pretty though

>>78206808
>tfw laying in bed cuddling and sleeping with the ex gf with the breeze and sun pouring through the window whilst both on valium

comfiest/most content I've ever been

Very likely to bump into her tomorrow, bit nervous :S

>>78206814
how autistic do you have to be to know this?

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>>78206814
ooh 75mph that's almost as fast as an american steam train built in 1941

Trains? Awful contraptions and an eye-sore, glad we don't have any here in Iceland

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>on a date with the GF at christmas time
>leave a building and go out in to the cold
>she cuddles you

never felt this but I imagine it's one of the best feelings in the world

>>78206954
reckon there isnt much of anything in iceland

>>78204566
poole mentioned

Icelandic people? Awful creatues and an eye-sore, glad we don't have any here in Britain

Just got off the phone with trump he said ww3 starts in 2 hours

>>78206954
Iceland itself is an eyesore, jog on

forgotten what its like to have a gf

Train wanker loves his train

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won £115 lads
two great picks

>>78206984
>calling nordic people an eyesore when you live in the UK

we're literal untermensch compared to them, never felt so genetically inferior as when I went to sweden and norway

>>78206954
do Icelanders think that about trees, culture, and being relevant?

>>78206967
>when she's tired and sort of cuddles/hangs off you as you walk home, looks up and smiles at you


Please don't bring these feels up in me

>>78206981
>responding to a 68 minute old post
fuck off

>>78206882
I google it you nob

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>>78206881
>literally can't remember how cuddling feels

>>78207052
*manly hug*
Best I can do

>>78207032
I saw a bunch of Icelandic people watching an MMA fight in Glasgow and honestly they really don't look that amazing. Bit blonder and a bit taller, but still a lot of uglies.

I'm guessing it's different in Sweden though.

>>78206808
>>78206881

yeah but remember the shit times you had with her as well, her bad habits and why she annoyed you

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>>78206967
>tfw she looks up at you and smiles, completely oblivious to the fact that you cheated on her

just rid me of this guilty conscience please

>>78207149
*semi*

>>78207222
Steady on lad