Lawrence edition
best coinage
Had 4 pints yesterday, hungover as fuck and tired all day
RREEEEE it didn't used to be this way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HF-IZjj7hhk
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic elbow licker
>>>/pol/136945437
neets gonna get btfo 2018
>>78201787
If you're more interested in a stable relationship and family, disregard female looks. If you have any women initiating and treating you really well, you're not an uggo anyway. You're young so I'd advise you to just keep your eyes open whilst staying in the game as you approach 30 and evaluate for yourself. Learn for yourself experientially. And I mean Southern U.S
>>78201967
I told you to lay off the Kopparberg
>cold breeze
>horrible nauseous feeling that cripples you for 15 seconds
dont know why this happens
>>78201928
>tfw 0.2 inches taller than real-life Lawrence
Loling at that manlet
>mate forgot to book a table at the pub
>have to sit outside in the beer garden and watch the match through the window
>flies keep landing on my plate of nachos and in my pitcher of bud
F U M I N G
>>78201961
>>78201992
breezes make you feel queasy?
>>78201993
Post pic of you licking your elbow.
>>78201988
don't drink that sickly piss bruh, peng beer
was pic related all night..but pints as I said
>book a table at the pub
Unfamiliar with this concept.
what if drumpf uses an EMP on NK
always thought the elbow thing was a prank like saying that if your hand is larger than your head you have cancer because i can lick my elbow too
>>78202033
Takes both hands to do it
>>78202000
rookie mistake lad, bought my ticket months ago
my local pub normally sells out but I was thinking about buying a season ticket for friday nights
>>78202037
Looks tasty
>sjw money
>eezuhhhhh
>>78202055
Take a video of yourself and then take a screenshot from it then. Better yet, post a video.
booked a table at the pub but forgot my pint glass at home, when I got back to the pub a gaggle of stacies had taken my table
looks like I'll be watching the footie online at home
>>78202041
wish drumpf would use an EMP on himself
30 bings lads
30 bings
>>78202041
an EMP involves using nukes
big daddy trump yeehaaaaw
CUTE
U
T
E
>>78202109
hope arsenal lose you cretin
screeching
>>78202113
literally how
>>78201935
>>78202145
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_electromagnetic_pulse
>>78202143
Wow rude
>The outisde of his coin is golden
It's like you guys aren't even trying.
>>78202142
>what 'people' think about a photo of prince george is news
>>78202158
reckon we have EMPs that don't involve nukes desu
>>78202165
euros do this too
its ugly and wrong
>>78201984
bullshit
>>78201984
clearly bollocks but what would the ostensible reason even be?
>>78202209
NEET genocide soon
>>78202177
What gay people think might be in a publication about gay stuff
>>78202145
as far as i know, there is no 'EMP bomb'
the only way to EMP a large area is to detonate nukes in the sky above the area you want to EMP
>mate takes a ticket from the dispenser at the pub while I grab us some hot wings to chow down on while we wait
>he drops it in the hot sauce and the number becomes illegible
>have to take another one and wait for nearly an hour
>by the time we get in it's already half time and they've run out of 3D glasses
nearly floored the cunt
anime
>>78202209
they are an enormous drain on society
>>78202076
being against slavery = sjw in rorkeland
>>78202238
NEETs cost fuck all compared to things like alcoholism, obesity, dementia, refugees, tax dodging
>>78202082
hello?
>>78202322
hewoo
controversial opinion: Churchill was NOT a ZOG puppet
Normies all gone out I see
GF just sent me this
>>78202372
Rate this
Reckon wearing any of it would get me fired though
are the men going to start kicking the ball again for a few months after a few months of not kicking a ball?
>>78202372
Is that an Othalaz on her shirt?
>>78202142
christ faggots are vile
Who /shutting off the television once Alexis scores/ here?
>>78202397
Balls will be kicked by men at some point not too long from now
>>78202372
There is no H in the word fascism though?!?!
Rate my portfolio
love diddies
>>78202444
she's a fashy goy
>the Bradley poster is shitting up spee
Business idea: wanker + yank = yanker
>the Bradley poster
>>78202497
redundant
>the Bradley poster (singular)
quite literally me
Protip for women: if you wanna know what it feels like to get kicked in the nuts, close your eye and push your finger into it until it starts to hurt a little, then imagine that but ten thousand times worse.
>>78202351
churchill wasn't even PM at the outbreak of war
have to keep putting my hand in the toilet boil and pushing my jizz tissues through the bend because they don't flush otherwise
3 things every should know about me
1. I'm gay
2. I'm *VERY* gay
3. I suffer from severe depression
hate looking for work lads
utterly horrible having to put myself out there and be sociable and look normal
doesn't help that my parents are normie twats either
scared i'll end up homeless one day
>>78202536
>tfw no black gf
>THE (only) [individual] bradleyposter
Post rare Bradleys pls
mothafuck dre
mothafuck snoop
mothafuck death row
Mum's boyfriend making racist jokes at the athletics
Said one of the black girls could eat an apple through a letterbox
>>78202273
>alcoholism
You pay tax on alcohol
>obesity
You pay tax on food
>dementia
Involuntary disease
>refugees
Which is why we take barely any
>tax dodging
Is illegal
NEETs are absolutely nothing but a drain on the taxpayer, they give literally nothing back
The Janny is here 24/7
The Bradleyposter is here 24/7
hmmmmmmmmmmm quite a strange coincidence
english ""people"" on my train
>>78202536
used to live on Marcus Garvey boulevard in Bed Stuy
>>78202591
>>78202561
Stop defining yourself by your sexuality. It's a shallow means of finding identity and will eventually lead you into worse and worse life choices.
>>78202570
it's hard
>>78202639
the janny is not here more than 2 hours a day
>>78202591
the rarest bradley
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_toyARQF96k
>mfw comfy 606 threads in December
>>78202671
Met Les once at a zebra crossing in Manchester. Strange experience
>>78202682
sorry m8 /sp/ is too dead for 606 threads now
>>78202609
I'm 25 and live at home with no job (I haven't worked in 3 years), but I have over a million in my bank account (not memeing).
>>78202618
those taxes don't cover the cost
anyway if you don't want NEETs, give everyone a fucking job rather than making people do workfare at a job centre
just pumped and dumped
>>78202106
>1502474987180
very similar penis to mine, brings me hope
>>78202730
yes you are.
>>78202730
Are you giving any away to us?
If not, why the fuck would we care.
here's your (You), enjoy it
>>78202743
>give everyone a job
You're literally Hitler
hate hearing people talking about their wealth
wish i could torture a rich cunt to death
*Carefully looks around
*In a whispering voice*
I'm straight
*Hides my face by pretending to read a newspaper*
new jabzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwj5JKFZ61M
>>78202618
*gives £1 every few days in VAT on cigarettes*
ah yes, this will cover my years of cancer treatment
Rorke:
>paki
>nigger
>mudslime
>kike
Bizarro Rorke:
>mudblood
>quadroon
>mutt
>ZOG
Grandfather Rorke:
>Spear Chucker
>Savage
>Negro
>Coon
>Darky
so sad that she's been YELLOWED
>>78202776
hitler just forced people into the army and spend money on military armaments
there's plenty of stuff to be done to ensure full employment that productively and sustainably builds up the country
*redistributes your wealth*
nothing personal
YAAAAASSS SLAAAY QUEEEN
>>78202787
why don't you stop being poor and jealous
Very tempted to get alcohol tonight. Have stayed off it for 3 months (new record), but have a bit of spare money and time, not much reason not to do it.
>>78202792
The NHS actually makes a profit from smokers. You think £1 tax is all there is on cigarettes? Lad it's a dried plant rolled in paper. Without tax it would cost less than a £1 for a 20 box
>>78202806
where does "wog" fit in?
Communism
Capitalism
any good games out as of late? like the look of that viking one on steam
Why are alt-right women so superior?
>>78202863
blackwake
>>78202887
NEED both of them sat on my face
>Would I like to have as much money as some people?
Yes
>Does other people's wealth make me angry and jealous?
No, that's a bit pathetic, innit?
>Would I harm someone just because he has created more wealth than me?
No, I am not a psychopath
>>78202878
don't get it
>>78202887
most alt right women have penises
>>78202887
state of those fish lips
"wog head" is slang for long/unkempt hair where i live. it only just occured to me that it's referring to black peoples frizzy hair.
interesting.
>>78202887
Ah yes the ol whore
i dont read any post made an Icelander
>>78202682
>>78202682
I'm at the Ulster GP mate, jealous?
Spotted this copper on a Panigale as I was doing some laps of the track
>>78202907
>No, I am not a psychopath
wuss
would enjoy curbstomping some tory toff
>>78202968
Bit harsh
At least there is a place for your kind in the afterlife
>>78202966
Chav.
>>78202902
looks quite fun. does it have controller support?
>>78203004
there is no afterlife
just copped this
/dead/
>>78203025
no idea. just seen gameplay on youtube and it looks like a laugh.
Reminder that leftists act the way they do because, as individuals, they feel inferior, worthless, and powerless, and regard their charity cases (blacks, women, muslims, immigrants) as such too.
>>78203007
>Road racing is inherently chavvy
Slightly true but I'm not a chav and this is my first time at a race
>>78203044
nicht ein wort
>wuss
>would enjoy curbstomping some tory toff
>>78203044
back to r/incels lad
>>78203044
Wasn't going to read this, but I accidentally got the whole deal off the thumbnail
>>78203066
>being proud of your lack of attention
Typical lefty. Wouldn't want to flex that brain, that might trigger the mentally disabled. Best just shit out words you've heard others speak until you're taken care of.
>>78202966
>jealous?
considering people die every year there and at least one has died this year, no I'm not that jealous
>>78203110
>>78203113
Why does that make it bad, as a spectator? Soft cunt
>>78202966
>Ulster gp
U wot?
Do you guys think that Antifa realizes how much they look like generic video game villains? It seems like pretty much everybody raised around media would immediately associate them with grunt-tier thugs.
/brit/ is v slow for a friday night
*dabs into the thread*
>>78203238
Everyone is out on the lash. Just us saddos in
>lester shitty
Very bored
Might do a cide
the bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_bQwBWqKjo
00:13
>>78203267
>>78203273
Kopparberg?
>>78203238
>POOSTA
>>78203273
Maybe don't do that tho.
>>78202858
top : average every day workers living in the city
bottom : billionaires living in the city(not shown : slums where the rest of the poor people have to live)
NIHON
ANTI ANIME POSTERS BTFO
saw some people I know having fun together today
made me very angry
baiting /tv/ what am i like >>>/tv/86228937
>>78203135
>as a spectator
thought you were racing. Nobody should be jealous of you spending your day watching bikes in the rain at dundrod lol. It is a hole.
And the only cunts are the people who think it's a good idea to shut down the main road between south antrim and belfast for several days a year and make the rest of us take circuitous detours
"i'm not right
or left
i am not black
or white
i am not gay
or straight
I simply exist"
-Homer, 3AD
>>78203318
post fucking machines
>>78203326
Why didn't you go talk to them if you know them?
>"kekistani cringe" is jewish divide and conquer tactics that you've fell for now fuck off beta boy
screeching
Did the man kick the ball?
>>78203344
Sounds like drivel, must have been from one of the newer episodes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey1G42xuAs8
>>78203344
Fucking SJW shit has ruined that show
>>78203357
they don't like me
>>78203383
another one of my cracking posts
>>78203383
Not him but its mostly true. The alt-right is controlled opposition, most of the famous figures and media outlets are Jewish
watch out for my body rolls
watch out for my body rolls
high kicks!
high kicks!
this is how we do it
lattimore translations showed up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zo0MBlXyJ3g
welp, agreed with all of these
>>78203229
https://youtu.be/MQW5DAOpoA4
>>78203343
Honestly though mate I've not been here long but everywhere looks shit. Especially Belfast. Back to southern England soon
toil on the morrow lads
>>78203418
Then why do you care about them?
>>78203493
I don't know
hitler never died, the holocaust's a lie
six million jews, show me the proof
>>78203513
Then stop it.
anyone want some curry?
>tfw no supersonic passenger plane
>>78203461
13. Start seething when you hear someone unironically say "Drumpf"
>>78203467
No youtube pls describe
>>78203553
ugly
Got normiebook friend requests from two sizzling hot girls but I'm not going to accept them for at least another week to make it seem as if I've got a lot more important things going on in my life when I really don't haha
>>78203569
? they're bots m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgAvxvDRg6c
what accent does he have?
it sounds foreign but like he's spent 20 years working in an English speaking country
could really do with a hard bumming
watching some h3h3 videos I missed
>>78203565
the alt-right isn't big on trump
>>78203567
it's your opinion, but a terrible opinion
>>78203604
Gemany
>>78203604
pretty sure he's german
>>78203621
always been an overrated plane, just looks childish
Sv650lad?
new la fave bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJGqq0luP-A
watching some h3h3
>>78203604
cute
>tfw no pilot bf
>>78203566
Why no YouTube?
It's a motorbike road race in northern Ireland. The fastest one. Average lap time about 130MPH, speeds over 200mph
runtoid family is watching netflix and making my internet go slow as bollocks
>>78203669
Is this London?
>>78203600
I met them the night before, they're actually krauts as well.
German girls are cool. They all seem classy on the outside but they're dirty little hoes. And they've both got fetishes which I will NOT divulge.
>>78203616
>>78203675
feel like idubbbz > h3h3
>>78203686
Start downloading 60GB of cuck porn. Fight fire with fire.
>>78203686
probs all the videogames you've been playing
>>78203680
Sucks up mobile data.
Host me in NI for a road race or fuck off
>>78203686
>his family watches netflix
>doesn't get brainwashed by the BBC/channel 4
a worthy sacrifice
>>78203686
Probs all the games you've got on your harddrive slowing you down
flat earth is real
>>78203686
lmao so glad I don't live in a Deano family
>>78203669
Yeah that's me SV650lad posting about Ulster GP
And also talking about girls on Tinder with you
Nice pic, can see the povvos mirin your billionaire bike hard
>>78203669
how doesnt that get nicked??? you can put it on a van no problem
>>78203698
I don't believe you.
Going to the meme shop. Anyone want anything?
>>78203553
unedited pic
>>78203850
A meme with at least 7 layers of irony pls.
>>78203850
get me something fresh, with a little spice
>>78203850
diversity
>>78203850
cat please
>>78203698
They're Germans so one can assume safely that they like it in the shitter
The city air is different, it irritates my senses like pollen to a person with hay fever
It drains away your humanity and leaves you with a sickness of the mind
City-dwellers are not people, lads, the exposure has mutated them beyond recognition
love the new St Germain proseco they have at Pizza express
https://twitter.com/ShitlordUSA/status/895423384913412098
wonder if he'd still have a job if he was white and said it about blacks...
Wouldn't mind a cheeky willy up the bum
Wow yeah can’t wait to read the twatter musings of “shitlordusa” definitely clicking on that li- zzzzZzZZZzzz
>>78203935
I live in a city and even in areas of low pollution theres a very vile acrid feeling in my nasal passage sometimes
>>78203785
Based. Hope you find your pic relatdd
>>78203910
>>78203886
>>78203869
>>78203867
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1502387017555.webm
Sorry only thing I could find.
the worst thing about the bike racing is all the asshole bikers/spectators who aren't even racing but like to show up with their bikes and drive like mad on public roads, after the race is over and the roads are opened up again, obviously playing make-believe.
Saw a load of them this year thinking they own the road doing dangerous overtakes and wheelies. Very tedious
wanked with a raw chicken breast then ate it ahha
think varg is going even further off the deep end
https://youtu.be/uG0OA1DuyFY
>>78204033
>asshole
fuck off yank
>>78204022
baffling
>>78204033
>asshole
fuck OFF yank
>>78203935
Have you noticed that city dwellers are shorter than rural/small town folks? Where I live, I'm roughly average height, but I went innacity to buy some stuff a while ago and I swear was the second tallest guy in the store.
https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/895969993392828416
VARDYYYY
FUCK WYPIPO
http://play.afreecatv.com/lobelia11/195049647
Korean camwhores are even sluttier than ours lads
the ethiopian has strange tastes in women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLom-87AmO8
dropping some sick beats
>Deano
going down t'spar, any you lads want owt?
>Tarquin
>I'm going down to the shop fellas, would any of you like anything?
>>78204033
Their dangerous overtakes and wheelies really only pose a danger to themselves though. It's not like when drivers drive like pricks.
discovered there are other /brit/ threads on boards like /pol/ and /r9k/
also discovered this one is the only one i like
and now for some chebs
>POOSENAL
Might order KFC off deliveroo......
love going on huge cycling trips, watching sunsets, getting lost on spooky pitch-black unpaved country lanes at night, fare evading on trains, flying down hills at 50mph
anything to escape the city
>>78204047
>that little laugh at 40s
>>78204112
I unironically believe Jospehine le Tutour is the best looking woman of all time.
>>78204066
Would not be surprised if living like ants in a nest would shrink you down to their likeness and in proportion to the size of their spirit
who's your favourite viner lads?
>>78204033
chances are the overtakes and wheelies probably aren't that dangerous. you just think they are because you are a bitter no-fun wanker
>>78204175
>getting lost on spooky pitch-black unpaved country lanes at night
Enjoy being eaten by skinwalkers
>>78204191
absolute state of her stick legs
>>78204243
your bollocks are Iraqi?
any good comfy kino come out lately?
>>78204249
But her face m8. Body is a meeeeme
going to get some fruitella from the shop. what else should i get?
>>78204191
The face of a man and the body of a boy
>>78204278
cornetto
>go out in London
>places start to fill up by 7, are busy by 8:30 and packed by 9:40
>go out in Amsterdam on FRIDAY NIGHT
>places are empty at 9:00 pm
what the fuk
>>78204215
are matt post
>>78204143
Don't forget /o/ and /cgl/
Also some guys tried to make attempts /qa/ and /trash/ outposts
>>78204274
yea
>>78204321
they don't start til later
>>78204321
Europe tends to start later and end later. Legal prossies and all.
YES I play my nintendo switch in public
NO I'm not a virgin
>>78204236
basically yeah I don't want you coming here thinking you own the roads and can do whatever you like on your bikes
>>78204329
The colonial spirit of Britain is alive and well I see.
>>78204321
Did you go to club smokey?That place was heaving till it closed
>>78202142
they're going to make him a sex icon and we're all going to have to accept it
business idea: set an alarm for 4:00AM on thr last night of my hostel stay and climb out of the window and sit on this ledge
havent quite developed the plan further than that, but i think its pretty good so far
>>78204329
did you enjoy the Stalin doc?
>>78204392
seems like an excellent plan mate, where are you?
>>78204392
why would you be asleep before 4 on your last night?
dry shite
>>78204392
business idea: don't do dangerous shit while sleep deprived and likely to accidently off yourself
>>78204378
The bendres are getting too confident, they are starting to express their interest in little boys openly
>>78204392
the old sneak away without paying?
>>78204425
looks like the dam to me
>>78204392
fascinating
*pretends to see someone I know and walks away*
>>78203927
Possibly, but it's actually DARKER than that lad :^)
>>78204392
*pushes you off the ledge*
>>78204392
This is UK Batman's backstory. Godspeed, anon!
>>78204434
oh fuck off you sadcase boring twat
Who /MOTOGP/ tomorrow?
>>78204434
think he should do it
one fewer normie runt in the world
business idea : kill all landlords
>>78204392
Used to sit on the window ledge of my top floor room in college when I was at uni and just drink and watch the night go buy
Once sat out there when it was snowing and it was really beautiful. If I’d fallen if I probably would’ve been hospitalised haha
>>78204415
I'm afraid I'm not aware of the subject you brought about, my friend
No really what's this about Stalin
Fascinating
*undoes trousers, pulls downs pants, squats, does a big poo on the floor and waddles off with trousers still round ankles*
>>78204476
You weren't going to Prague then mate?
>clearly a fucking picture of amsterdam
>dude where are you
>>78204491
FOAL
>>78204496
I like my landlord tho. He's a cool guy.
>>78204466
>>78204491
don't want british people to hurt themselves
>>78204532
FONT
>>78204502
ah, thought you were the potential italian that was asking for documentaries late last night
>>78204615
am not, sorry to disappoint
there's 60 millions of us
>>78204392
Why, you can't see shit there.
Go to the local beauty spot at 4am and watch the sun rise instead.
>>78204694
no problemo