一国两制 edition
my gf
babestation
nofaps really hard lads
sue
bums
I'M DAVID IIIICCKEEE
https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/893687902781272064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKcqx3U8mI
China, a capitalist country disguised as a communist country
America, a communist country disguised as a capitalist country
>>78102203
shite edition
david icke is going to have a good time :)
*pulls up next to you, steals your phone and wallet and splashes you with acid from a lucozade bottle*
>heh... nothin personnel, white boi...
>>78102311
middle one looks like the gentry
>>78102275
get a girlfriend ya fanny
*scrambles into the thread on all fours*
*spots you sitting in the corner by yourself nursing a pint*
OOOH
*gallops towards you at a frightening speed*
OOOH OOOH
*runs directly into your table and upsets your pint*
*begins lapping at the dripping beer on the floor*
*you make a feeble motion to shoo me away*
OOOHAARRRRRRR OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
*you flinch back and avoid eye contact while I lap up the floor beverage*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A60xo5zJMRE
>>78102316
t. hong konger
>>78102275
pointless too
time to slather my knob in E45 and get my cummies
>>78102351
yeah richard always comes up with a few toughies
Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?
Boy: no
Girl: do you even like me?
Boy: no
Girl: would you cry if I walked away
Boy: no
She'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: you're not pretty...... You're beautiful
Boy: i don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: i don't like you...... I love you
Boy: i wouldn't cry if you walked away...... I die if you walked away
Boy whispered: please stay with me
Girl: i will
*tonight at midnight your true love will realize he/she loves you
*something good will happen to you at 1-4pm
*tomorrow it could happen anywhere!
*get ready for the shock of your life!
*if you don't repost this to 5other comments...... You will have badluck in relationships for the next 10yearsWARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm. DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you? A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house... She asked her could she use her bathroom READ ! This isnt fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry 11 min. · Vind ik leuk Step 1- kiss your hand
Step 2- say your crushes name
Step 3- close your hand
Step 4- say a week day
Step 5- say your name
Step 6- open your hand
Step 7- repost this to 15 other pictures
Results- your crush will say they like you on the day you choose
>>78102310
the musing of a brainlet disguised as the musing of an intellectual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM4B5FzFMcc
>>78102203
why are chinks making our threads, wtf?
>>78102352
just get an onahole you weird
>sportify is now available on xbox one
fuckin yesiiiii
>>78102352
I've tried this, it's utter shite compared to just wanking. Why bother?
>>78102310
>America, a communist country
got a cracker edition for the next thread lads, have to run it by the party first though xxx
>>78102300
president bogshart j. toilet
anime
>>78102362
read every single word in this post
i jus gave my nigga head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks2Ofi9yL5g
basically my views on certain ethnic groups
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1EJvHwJWOWA
autistic communist teenagers have begun supporting North Korea and claiming its actually a 1st world paradise which is hidden by Western propaganda
>>78102381
someones larping and making the threads early because its just that interesting and very very funny
>>78102381
Chinese sleeper agents are posting in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>78102394
holy shit durmpf btfo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nFSdhLA6cI
>>78102416
it's not a paradise, it's certainly worthy of support against american warmongering though
baloompf impeachment soon lads
Wanted Trump to win but he's seriously the worst ever POTUS
>>78102406
bit gay
President Shart
>>78102407
what do the swedes think of the hives? are they like our arctic monkeys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddv2zCmFUUY
who /underage/ here
>>78102460
what's bad for septics is good for us tbqh
>>78102388
you're doing it wrong then because it's immensely better than wanking for me
not a single yank post this thread. thread quality has seen a significant rise
good news lads the party approved my next edition
>>78102460
This desu. FUCK Flonnand Flumpf (not my president) and FUCK wypipo
>>78102482
Are these men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aD8Qy-708
>>78102482
>>78102516
good lord
>>78102488
FOUT
Democratic People's Republic of Britain when lads
whats up ladies and gentlemen of youtube, boogie2988 coming at you once again through the power of the internet
>>78102539
soon poppet xx
>>78102505
what party?
>>78102502
What's up dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVKlF968bC0
>>78102553
these are my favourite posts tbf
>>78102457
no it isn't
the leaders of the DPRK are punishing the beleaguered population, using them as a human shield while they piss about with nukes, letting them suffer the brunt of the sanctions and withdrawal of aid. what a bunch of psychopaths.
autistic communist teenagers are here
>>78102549
4, 1, 3, 2
business idea: knock down the west midlands and greater london and turn it into farmland
I've just eaten a box of Aldi chicken wings in bed.
I'm drinking wine from a box.
I'm listening to David Bowie.
Is this true freedom, or a hedonistic illusion within systematic oppression?
>>78102553
"I'm still here, battling depression and obesity and all things depressing and miserable and that's what this video is going ot be about"
>>78102394
>>78102300
is this a spoof account or does a real nork run it
i want to believe
>>78102559
the CPC, every time I make one of these editions my superior has to approve them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dk62vV_6ew
>>78102528
wheres quickdraw
>>78102539
/brit/ is a monarchical general
haven't done a proper poo in yonks
>>78102527
My entire family thinks I'm gay. I've overheard my mum on the phone telling her friends that and my older sister has on several occasions insisted that she would accept me no matter what (just saying that out of the blue not even in context of anything). When my cousin came out as gay they apparently asked him when I'm coming out.
It didn't help that I wore skinny jeans (I'm scrawny as fuck so they fit like normal jeans) and had a pair of floral print shoes.
I recently got my ears pierced too.
So now sometimes I fuck with them by being like "can I talk to you about something?..." and them being like "oh yeah of course anything!" And then say some mundane thing like I'm going away with my friends for the weekend.
One day I'll officially come out as straight.
>>78102595
3 looks nice
she has horrible taste in shoes but the face is pretty
>>78102595
phwwoar middle right
boogie2988 is probably the most reddit person alive
>>78102595
2 3 1 4
>>78102633
1 3 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buvyk2L74ek
The Holy Roman Empire
absolute STATE of "ladies" day
>2017
>the skinny jeans meme still hasnt ended
>>78102634
can't tell if this is an ironic gay post
there are single mothers [spoiler]from Liverpool[/spoiler] who weren't born when this song came out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8
wow
>>78102624
Shitting yellow liquid with occasional chunks, myself.
Reckon I've damaged my liver, desu.
you got someone waiting at home for you?
that Lucie-jean, she's the one for me
>>78102647
hes the fat cunt who eats jars of mayonnaise right
>>78102622
uhh sweety? /brit/ is a communist general xxx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZHMowIT7JU
Jean-Claude Juncker is NOT my president
yoshi city we burn it down
im a lonely cloud
>>78102674
>
>
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>>78102634
ah yes very interesting, I look forward to reading this someday
>>78102590
>When leftypol tries to fit in with /brit/ self-loathing drinking at home alone culture
Embarrassing
>>78102610
fuck off leftypol
Opinion: African Americans were better off under slavery
>2 3 1 4
nearly time for bed wagecucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PcReBOrk2Y
opinion: whites would be better off as slaves
>>78102726
disagree but I think they were actually better off before the civil rights act
i wear a necklace and several rings
will get an expensive watch too
and then probably get loads of tattoos
>>78102610
>CPC
revisionist capitalist roader
>>78102704
our Lizzie would soon see you off
>>78102741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P569JpvX2Fw
it's time for me
going to bed, lads
you're solid gold, see you in hull
>filters swedes
much better
>>78102741
night x
>>78102723
I've been here since maisiebro and craven still posted, you greasy parsnip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9i78xD7gAo
opinion: i love everyone :)
>>78102724
*fails to pass any major legislation*
job interview tomorrow but i cba to care
>>78102634
As a teen one of my buddies came out to me as being gay. I think my response and the response of some of our friends made him think it would be OK to tell his mum. I was fully supportive and said that if he wants to then he should, I was sure his mum would be fine. It was a couple of days of him building up the courage to tell her and finally one Saturday afternoon he did it, with me and a couple of other friends sat in his garden in case he needed us. So he goes to his mum and says, "Mum I've got something to tell you." and she says "What is it?" And he comes out and says it: "I'm gay." She just smiled and said "Come here" gave him a hug and said "I already knew." So he asked how she knew and she said "Well to start with you listen to Celine Dion none-stop and everytime there's a fancy dress party you go as Boy George." They both laughed, my friend shed a few tears and then we got drunk and got on with our lives. That was a good afternoon.
>>78102763
>Ladies, I'm CIA
MOVE BITCH
GOT OUT THE WAY
GOT OUT THE WAY BITCH
GOT OUT THE WAY
>>78102822
*Iraq war movie starts playing*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiQwFUCvdSQ
got quite a qt bod considering I only do cardio
>>78102789
no one cares you fat flatulent moron
>>78102634
My mum used to make me wear dresses and eventually started putting me in tights and sending me to school wearing that. Primary school of course where I had no choice. She really wanted me to be gay. When I didn't lose my virginity by age 15 my family wouldn't shut up about me being gay.
I'm the least gay one out of the family now I'm an adult
>>78102819
hope everything goes in your wishes x
North Koreans have heart
https://youtu.be/k-kM5oT6Luo?t=1m48s
>>78102724
>great """again"""
always makes me laugh
Best coming out story: My girlfriend's son called and says 'Is mum home?' I say no and the says he will call back. When gf comes home I say her son called. She says 'what did he want?' I reply 'He just wants to tell you that he is gay.' Next day he calls again. She isn't home again. When gf comes home I say her son called and he just wants to tell you that he is gay. The next day he calls again but she is home. Right away he says 'I want to tell you that I am gay.' She doesn't believe him and says 'Did anon put you up to this?' And now he is confused and says 'No, I have been gay for a long time'. He has a lot of trouble convincing her that it is not a prank that I put him up to. So gf now can't figure out how I could possibly know that her son is gay when she could not see it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cXfugaHWc4
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502186259375.webm
me on tv lads
playing league of legends lads haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dn8vj7_44qc
Son: "Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"
Mom: staring at dad
Dad: ...clenches fists
Mom: "...don't!"
Dad: sweats profusely
Mom: "..."
Dad: HI GAY, I'M DAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFh688WS0n0
>>78102822
OH NO
THE FIGHT'S OUT
>you're freeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>to do what you want to do
is this song liberal jewish propaganda?
>>78102897
NERD
>>78102913
>Mom
fuck off yank
>>78102888
MAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvIyZ-JyTp0
flat earth is real
what's healthier, being mildly hungry all the time or overeating?
>>78102913
haha
mates gay. we were all supportive and told him go tell his parents.
parents now come by his uni accomodation at random times to check he isnt being homosexual, and demand he tells them what hes doing all the time, and tell him that if he "messes around" with being gay "just for attention" they wont let him stay in their house on uni holidays
would like to visit Sana'a one day lads when it's not being annihilated
>>78102947
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>78102845
I'll bum you senseless in a cranberry bog, you ground mammal.
>>78102265
bit sceptical
>flat earth is real
>>78102861
America was great after the Civil War and before the 70s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsDep650KhY
>>78102918
GET THE FUCK BACK
GUARD YOUR GRILL
THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
WE CAN'T SIT STILL
crazy how irish newfies sound init
>>78102888
sqauling
>>78102979
post more fat/dumb wojaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNB-P10t63U
Genuinely inspiring stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBJKCz6Xhzs
Without the Communist Party, There'd be no New China.
Keep that in mind, when was the last time you could say that about a british political party?
im gona keep comin back here till someone remembers the cuckio meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAEUeTN3lIg
you lads ever solo traveled? want to a bit of travelling but the few mates I have are mugaluf type deanos and no gf
quality of this thread is worst ive ever seen. youtube links, benders, commies, more benders
what is the link between communism and autism
>>78096868
corrrrrrrr
>>78102991
mboko##>>78103
>>78103036
big fan of this scene
>Vietnam movie
>stop children what's that sound starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_QRkJHPnNU
>>78103063
vaccines
eating a big slice of birthday cake
>>78103036
big cuckio with a badge and a gun
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
>>78103055
if you think the Golden Age of /brit/ 2014-2015 is coming back any time soon you're going to be disappointed
/britfeel/ is unironically the best British hub on 4chan now
>>78103073
ITS NOT FUCKING CALLED THAT
I HATE THIS MEME
i've decided to quote messages at random
>>77105784
if it's about being gay i'm out
else i'll keep going
>>78103092
bet its not even your bday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGWiZlYUFaY
>>78102974
just shat on a large slice of birthday cake
feel bad for the poor fat sod who eats it haha
>>78103112
it ain't me
IT AIN'T ME
>>78103046
theres nothing wrong with solo traveling
bashing out a couple of matches on cod
>>78103063
the same elites who force countries into communism also inoculate their populations with mind control vaccines and sometimes this causes autism among people with immune systems that cant handle them.
pretty standrd
Who did you last wank to?
Pic related.
>what is the link between communism and autism
>>78103122
was yesterday
>>78103055
>>78103111
yeah /brit/ got way too mainstream
btw americans aren't what caused this, americans never were the problem.
>>78103174
mistress t joi
literally everyone on /pol/
>>>/r9k/38926797
Might be sent on secondment to London for 6 months, lads.
Finished my Sharpe episodes.
What series should I download next to watch during my 14 hour train journeys over the next week or so?
>>78103205
hope it was shit fuck you
drinking talisker skye
>drinking talisker skye
>>78103174
imagine flying an apache attack helicopter, knowing you could kill anything within 50 miles from above
must be an amazing feel
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/moss-side-police-great-western-13450969
ah yes, moss side
mildly... overeating
what's the difference between communism and anarchism
>train pulls into Birmingham
>it ain't me starts playing
>>78103228
why are you being so mean
>>78103149
what do you do though? I feel I'd be alright just wandering about and having a drink and that but that seems a bit weird
>>78103224
Yes minister/prime minister
>>78103286
because fuck you thats why
>>78103250
0161 fanny on tap
>>78103272
communism is organised chaos
anarchism is just chaos
>>78103279
>you arrive in Birmingham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVgIJLGQ3tY
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAADE TO WEAR THE MASK
UUH THEY'RE A BIG GUY FOR YOUUU YAAAA
AND WHEN CIA SAYS
WHAAAAT'S YOUR MASTER PLAAAN
HMMM CRASHING THIS PLANE WITH NO SURVIIVOOOORS
IT AIN'T SMEE
IT AIN'T SMEE
YOU'RE ON NO FLIGHT PLAN NAAA
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
BEEEELT BUCKLE IN HAND
LORD DON'T THEY FEEL IN CHAAARGE YAAA
BUT WHEN THE BATMAN
COMES THROUGH THE DOOOOR
LORD THE FILM TURN INTO A RUMMAGE FEST HMYAAAA
IT AIN'T SMEE
IT AIN'T SMEE
YOU'RE ON NO FLIGHT PLAN NAAA
>>78103250
another chimpout
i drove down princess parkway the other day and it truly is a revolting sight, so many somalians and pakis
>>78103293
visit shit and meet people
if i stay in a hostel usually i make mates with the other people and we go out together
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>78103212
wanted to wank to her acouple of days ago but then i got a close look at her pooper and noticed she has massive fucking hemorrhoids. that got me thinking, the poor woman... know what i'm saying
Imagine piloting the Statue of Liberty laden with nuke-tipped ICBMs as a Gundam. You could crack the planet from orbit.
Must be an amazing feel
I've done a cheeky dominos
>>78102763
4 is super qt
>communism is organised chaos
>anarchism is just chaos
>meet people
Imagine being a normie
Imagine travelling solo and making new friends and stuff. Fucking crazy, it's like an alternate universe
I'm going to put taramasalata between you labia, and organise a greek orthodox wedding, /brit/.
>>76580214
this must be that famed immigrant culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
>>78103382
did this literally 2 months ago
matched with a polish girl on tinder. are polish women nuts like the rest?
>>78103412
They was crazy, worse than British women.
>>78103382
I've done that but I'm still a virgin. You know you're an ugly fuck when you can't get a shag in a foreign hostel.
>>78103412
notorious coal burners
>>78103412
on this subject ,a wise man once said >>76445211
>>78103412
Anyone on tinder is trash
I mean really it's just mental how ugly I actually am.
>Anyone on tinder is trash
>>78103382
i did this and im an autist
im usually shit at socialising, but when im on my own in a foreign country i feel ultraconfident - after all, there are no witness so i dont give a shit if i embarass myself
so far ive made friends with and exchanged details with
>3 croatian students
>1 dutch lesbian
>1 new zealander graffiti artist
>1 german receptionist
want to listen to some cool ambient music lads.
any reccs?
small singular decisions can make such a big impact on your life
Got 2 mostly normie mates I want to do interrail with however decided its probably best not to because they're going to force me to converse in the hostels and that
>>78103412
theyre crazy too but all girls are, and at least poles arent normies so that makes them ok in my book
Somewhat chilly, lads.
>>78103132
prove it
drinking some cider
>>78103447
try just randomising the last few numbers and reducing the 3rd last digit by 1
like: 781033XX
its still random but guaranteed to be nondeleted
>>78103479
you're the gay long haired piss off you're an ultra normoid creature
>>78103485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ
Drowning Pool- Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
doing a big poo
really fancy breaking up with the gf
>>78103504
*warms you up*
>bumboi is built into my keyboards auto suggest
what degenerate made this app
>>78103522
nice idea
have this to compliment you >>78102298
>>78103558
Don't do that.
>>78103485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRq5ZbnKcUI
>>78103523
i get the impression he's not normal at all. travelling alone and making a big deal about simple human interactions.
most of the porn i watch is cam girls masturbating, my future gf is going to be impressed by all of the different sex toys i know of and the fingering techniques i've been pondering before putting them into practice... on her pussy....
>>78103485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khejrbgdc4w
>>78103592
sorry mate i meant something that isn't shit
>>78103569
you probably entered that yourself mate
>travelling
FONT
>>78103562
Same. She just said I love you at the end of a phone call to which I responded right ok, bye and hung up
>>78103582
cheers mate, its a nice arse
got one mate I'm a mess around. if I'm trying to speak to someone else then I turn into a stuttering mong, feel he's judging me
want a yank gf lads
>>78103663
hey
>>78103648
a randomly picked nice bum all the more
post the pic that sums up your life
>>78103690
haha me too thanks haha
>>78103690
the fuck. youtube ads are starting to sneak through ublock
>>78103671
show belly
>>78103589
What are you suggesting, Anon? That he get constipated?
>>78103690
>>78103485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKuebjArb3g
the artist went to Pripyat and recorded the ambience of 4 different rooms, then played back each recording into it's respective space then recorded it again, then rinse repeat a few times until the acoustic properties of each space really started to shine through
he's done plenty of other works in a similar vein too
>>78103690
Pogba? Not among those whom I rate.
>>78103690
how do they withstand the pressure?
>>78102888
i can't watch this
>>78103690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZVpR3Pk-r8
>>78103766
>>78103756
GOOOD shells
>>78103690
holy fuck i found some ants having like a meeting on my wall
there were about 30-50 of them, all clumped up together, tightly confined like a crowd of normies at a concert or a school of fish.
then i blew on them and they scattered into their normal ants running in a line behavior. cant help but think i interrupted something important.....
>>78103781
fuck off and eat shit
>>78103743
you may be familiar with this swimming pool (track 3)
>>78103690
its a lot like this
>>78103831
Call of duty :DDDD