2D > 3D
donald drumpf
>>78100448
Cute
/brit/
anime
>>78100448
She doesn't have that
yes
>>78100491
Just like you
>>78100582
first for
>>78100384
>that retard who leaves spaces between the text
don't
do
this
you
fucking
retard
>>78100582
Yes, she does
Wow
>>78100288
>he takes the lead in the story
absolutely disgusting
>>78100682
No she doesn't
?
>>78100730
I hate it when they do this shit, or that he somehow gets powered up and turns the tables. LITERALLY THE WORST.
>>78100750
very nuice
>>78100730
Post some doujins or gfd animes
I'm bored of games
>>78100732
yes, she does
I'm shocked
>>78100750
Hot
I have this pic saved somewhere
>>78100833
Proof?
Why?
>>78100750
I would just leave her and hear her cry my name as I walk away
>>78100818
fuck off amputee fag
>>78100833
firstly, fuck off amputee fag
secondly
>Post some doujins or gfd animes
i cant
there are none
>>78100967
fuck off 3DPD danish fag why are you even here
>>78100892
I'm her doctor
>>78100967
Wow
Fucking loser
Won't tell you the sauce next time
Use google or iqdb
>>78101072
you should do better job then
Huh? How do you like this? How do you like me crushing your fuckings balls, huh? Why the fuck is this turning you on, bitch boy?
>>78101108
Yes
me in the right bottom corner
>>78101301
No it hurts a lot
>>78101309
Suing you right now
thanks for admitting it
>>78101301
Hot
>>78101394
no
>>78101470
Yes
You will have to pay
>>78101544
Okay
>>78101301
Could you please not
>>78101613
Nice...
I want one million
>>78101742
Nope
>>78101345
The only people that are virgins are the ones that choose to be a virgin
>>78101777
Yes, pay more or suffer...
>>78101779
fuck off 3DPD lover
Virginity is just a choice
Want to lose it? Go outside~
>>78101779
Cute
>>78101831
> suffer
okay
>>78101923
...
>>78101948
What?
>>78102042
You know what
>>78102073
No, I don't
I wonder what happened to the Netherlands poster
>>78102115
You do...
>>78102142
ew what did she do to him
>>78102179
Can't you read? poleshit
>>78102166
Nope
>>78102179
He cheated on her
>tfw no 2D cutie to fluff my hair
>>78102219
>>78102197
>>78102209
>>78102179
>>78102258
>>78102209
...
Stop pretending
>>78102258
fuck off Xang
>>78102197
but there's a knife next to her
>>78102209
no reason to kill anybody 2bh
>>78102258
What?
>>78102302
?
>>78102308
True
It's from School days
bepis
>>78102308
He cut himself with that retard
>>78102369
What you said on steam
>>78102424
What did I say?
>>78102408
haha you said bepis
>>78102478
>>78102541
?
>>78102576
stop pretending
>>78101010
to tell you about the wonders of gentle femdom
>>78101072
fuck you gurofag
>>78102620
?
>>78102650
No
>>78102650
fuck off 3DPD lover
>>78102691
Yes you know...
>>78102801
No, I don't
https://a.pomf.cat/atttvl.webm
>>78102650
Role reversal/gentle femdom is top tier, much better than all that awful foot fetish femdom
>>78102876
What about bondage? Where does that lie between the two.
>>78102870
You do you're very rude to me
>>78102959
if its gentle its still gentle femdom
gfd/rr contains everything as long as it is gentle
>>78102965
I hope you don't think I'm rude...
>>78102965
Sorry
How do I get a viberator to reach my prostate without it going too deep
Had an unfortunate incident months ago I had a viberator stuck in butt for half a day
>>78103049
You're too nice, I couldn't imagine having to deal with a person who is always nice to me and is nice to others all the time desu that is fake to me
>>78103059
Its okay
>>78103061
I didn't realise this could even be a problem.
>>78102959
It's good, especially comfy bondage
>>78103061
That must have been interesting, was it vibrating the whole day?
>>78103181
I can be a bit mean at times.. some people say I'm a huge bully.
Wait there's 3 of us?
Now that's just confusing.
>>78103323
I see, I doubt that howeever
Good morning lads. Off to work soon.
lots of dumb anime garbage in this thread
Goodnight
>>78103630
Die.
>>78103378
If you think that's confusing you should see my sexuality
>>78103433
Have fun
>>78103630
Nighty night
>>78103630
Don't trip on your way to the bed!
>>78103630
Don't wake up
>>78103686
I doubt your sexuality could be more confusing than mine.
>>78103816
I dunno, I'm pretty mixed up and all the gay roleplaying I "ironically" do here doesn't help
me on the left
>>78104085
That's probably true, we are probably on the same level.
>tfw no loving bf to ironically tie up and abuse/pleasure
why live?
>>78103264
Yes. I had to use extreme methods for extraction. Could not walk 2 days afterwards
>>78104725
>extreme methods
l-like what?
>>78104725
Yeouch.
>>78104401
Probably, although I have no idea how deep (or shallow) the irony is
>tfw no one to bully me
>>78104725
That sounds hardcore, what did you do. stick a vacuum up there to suck it out?
>>78104798
I worry about my irony level sometimes, especially considering how I bought that dildo.
>>78104764
sticking my entire forearm in
>>78105120
>didlo
>singular
You've brought more than one haven't you?
>>78105279
Well I bought a buttplug as well.
Which makes it ironic to talk about how ironically gay I am.
Yay, I love fire alarms in the middle of lectures
>>78105338
Wow, that's a lot of layers of irony, but I'm sure you're completely straight under all the irony
Pretend the above image is about layers of irony not layers of revolutionary idealism
>>78105781
>pretend
Haha that's the one thing I'm good at... ha.
>>78105890
I'm also very good at pretending, watch this
me in the middle
>>78106066
looks really gay desu
>>78101345
>nature cannot produce perfection
>what is the golden ratio
>what is the Mandelbrot set
>>78106177
How? That looks completely straight
>>78105747
reminds me...
Internet download this morning. 64 Kbps. Hate patch Tuesdays at work.
>>78106066
I want to force you to dress up in cute embarrassing clothes and then tie you up and tease you (ironically).
>>78107362
Oh no, anything but that
>>78108416
*dresses you up*
>>78109146
How embarrassing
>>78109453
*teases you*
Hello Anzacs, you lads need to fix /balt/ desu its just Peaa and a lith arguing for hours in the daytime.
>>78109628
They keep the thread alive when both the balts and ausnz are asleep.
I don't really see any problems.
Plus it's the only thing stopping the lith from killing himself.
>>78109536
p-please don't
>>78109628
Eh, they're harmless so we just let them be, it's probably better than all the gay roleplaying balt has when they leave
why are all the nz flags in these threads fags?
>>78109777
*ties you up*
>>78109814
We're not fags, this is all ironic
>>78109820
w-what are you planning to do with me
>>78109665
Dont get me wrong i kind of enjoy it with all the anime and lewd depressive talk but im a total degenerate outcast, do you really want the /anzac/ name to be associated with a 4 person circlejerk about anime? You lads should at least try to tack yourself onto /brit/ or /cum/, only the canadian part of the latter though. Or better yet make /Anzac/ a permanant general.
>>78109909
>/brit/
God no, anything but that shithole
>/cum/
Eh, too many leafs, yanks and diagos
>/anzac/
There's no where near enough posters to sustain a general
>>78109883
I'm making you my pet of course, anything else would be far above you.
>>78109909
Those generals are already bad enough as it is, and they look down in anime.
This is the gay roleplay general so you better join in or get out :)
>>78110204
I see...
...l promise to be a good pet
>>78110204
I've already joined the gay roleplay, i was just thinking about you lads rep, but hey if your good with the homoerotic /balt/ thread then who am i to judge. I like it anyways.
>>78110320
I don't need you to promise anything, because your owner is going to train you to be the perfect pet.
Imagine I have a pet cosplay picture, I'm phoneposting in a lecture atm
>>78110372
That's good to hear
Just tried a root beer for the first time, it's weird but drinkable
>>78110538
I've only had root beer once in Australia and it tasted like medicine, I had to bin the entire cup it was so bad, but I've been told proper root beer is far nicer.
Hey all
>>78110538
I have a meme brand in my fridge right now that's pretty good
>>78110607
Heyo
>>78110596
It does have a strange aniseed aftertaste that I'm not sure that I like
>>78110607
What brand is that? I'm currently drinking A&W which is the only brand of root beer I've ever seen in nz
>>78110699
They don't sell it outside of my state
Barq's is ok, don't really like A&W or Mug. I think they only sell Barq's in the South tho
Oh, IBC is good if you can find it
>>78110446
>not having your entire image library on your phone
Wow, my master is such a casual
>>78110812
99% sure A&W is the only brand here.
>>78110900
That sucks
>>78110893
>the handholding one
>>78110893
I have an iPhone so it's way to much of a fucking hassle to put stuff onto my phone.
>>78110942
That makes sense, I had an iPhone 3gs for a bit but nowadays I don't think I could use a phone that doesn't have a microSD card slot
>>78110939
What about it?
>>78111131
I thought it was funny
This is the photo I was going to post
#petgoals
>>78111387
I wish I was a catboy so much
>>78111417
Do it (and take pics)
>>78111465
honestly might buy a collar
>>78111497
I mean it honestly wouldn't take a huge amount of effort on the outfit aspect
>>78111497
what about the ears and tail?
>>78111541
idk about that
>>78111537
yeah
>>78111562
No I agree with >>78111541
You need the collar, fluffy buttplug and cat ears at bare minimum.
Then you can wear whatever (or even nothing)
>>78111586
>fluffy buttplug
how does my bf breed me then...
>>78111387
Cute, although how's that tail staying up like that?
>>78111607
oh right.. I forgot about that part.
Maybe one of those panties that have the tail attached then idk, I'm sure there's a solution somewhere.
>>78111621
That's a very good question, maybe is just a really rigid tail or perhaps an action shot (or maybe its a real catgirl).
why is bondage + petplay the ultimate fetish (aside from femdom).
iirc japanese made animal ears that move depending on your "brain waves", i wonder if somebody made anything about moving an artificial robot tail
>>78111657
maybe I can make do with just sucking him off
>why is it the ultimate fetish
idk, but it's hot as fuck
>>78111690
Japan truly is the next step in human evolution
>>78111691
>maybe I can make do with just sucking him off
bit fucking gay bro
>but it's hot as fuck
That's what I'm saying
>>78111734
I know. I've gotten pretty good at it so it's too late to turn back now
>>78111657
>why is bondage + petplay the ultimate fetish
I don't know, probably something to do with the humiliation of being treated like a pet + the vulnerability of being tied up
>>78111787
Is your boyfriend also gay?
>>78111788
It's probably one of the most vulnerable types of situations you can put yourself in and you are the complete mercy of someone else.
So someone who gets of trust like me loves it on either side, the thrill of putting all your trust in your master or the pleasure of having complete control over your pet who trusts you absolutely.
its just so good.
>>78111853
he said he's bi but he's only had one gf and he didn't do the sex with her
>>78111924
How... mannish is he?
>>78111941
how do you mean?
>>78111964
nevermind
>>78111853
i would name that pic "sweden yes"
>>78112003
tell me...
>>78112007
>sweden yes
I'm not sure I understand
>>78112021
I mean... like how masculine is he...
>>78112031
i mean he's fit but he's not that built
>>78112082
I see
>>78112110
Why?
>>78112003
i would name that pic "sweden yes"
>>78112121
I just wanted to now how gay you were.
moderately it seems
>>78112135
ah, that makes much more sense
>>78112152
A-at least he's cute
>>78112159
I'm sure he is
>>78112169
w-what is that supposed to mean
>>78112204
I think he's going to try steal your bf
>>78112204
Whats the problem?
I'm just saying I'm happy you have a cute boyfriend, I'm still working on mine.
>>78112223
>>78112229
He better fucking not
Shit thread.
>>78112229
>I'm still working on mine
What's that supposed to mean
I'm way too far away to steal your bf...
>>78112267
Don't you worry about that
Could someone who speaks russian translate me this please?
Бeг вpeмeни, cквoзь цeль, yвидeннyю пocлe,
Пoгacнyвшим yмoм нe в cилaх oбъяcнить.
Ho тлeющeй cвeчeй, нa бpoшeннoм пoгocтe,
Tы мoлвишь, yхoдя: «O кaк пpeкpacнa жизнь!»
Cмepть вpeмeни и цeпь зacтывшeгo пpocтpaнcтвa,
Пepeлиcтaют внoвь cгopeвшyю тeтpaдь.
A вeтep cвeтлых гpёз, вocтopжeннo и яcнo
Пocлeдний paз шeпнёт: «Mнe жaлкo yлeтaть…»
Or just one part, or even just a sentence. I love this song but I have no idea what it talks about because translators are shit
>>78112270
yeah, keep that in mind before you start flashing your tushie at him...
>>78112402
You seem rather worried, is your relationship not as rock solid as I thought?
>>78112440
It's just fine sweetie
hillary clitoris
>>78112464
We'll see about that
>>78112314
Time race through target which you saw later
Is impossible to explain with a dead mind
But like a smoldering candle on a forgotten graveyard
You will leave and say "how wonderful is life"
Dead time and chain of frozen space
Will turn over pages of a journal which was burnt again
And wind of dreams will whisper delightfully and clear
For the last time: "It's pity I'll have to fly away"
It's literal translation, my English is too weak for poetic, sorry
good morning
>>78112490
are you going to try to steal me away
>>78112285
Now I'm worried
>>78112531
Mornin'
Got any plans for today?
>>78112537
Come on... you know what I mean
>>78112546
friend is coming over so ill hangout with him
maybe go to explore abandoned buildings near my town, what's your plans for today?
>>78112495
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I LOVE YOU TAVARISH ANON
>>78112680
Always welcome :3
>>78112674
>waifus deserve the same respect as real womans
Waifus deserve far more respect than 3DPD
>>78112314
what is it? i don't like this poetry, it's imo pretty meh and vulgar. makes sense if it's some song lyrics. i can translate it for you but spare me of reproducing rhymes, meter or of any prettifying:
the run of time through a goal that's seen after
one can't explain with an extinguished mind
but as a smoldering candle on an abandoned graveyard [ew, what do you make me to translate]
you utter, leaving "oh, how the life is beautiful"
the death of time and the chain of frozen space [don't ask me wtf is this "chain of frozen space"]
will leaf through a burnt notebook again
and the wind of light dreams will whisper for the last time,
rapturously and clear, "i feel sorry to fly away"
pet me, i need it after translating this pos
>>78112717
no respect for artificial constructs
>>78112745
*pets*
>>78112674
I've got an assignment due tomorrow morning so that'll take up most of the rest of my day
>>78112823
good luck
>well guess what you wouldnt have that phone and computer if not capitalism
>*says something against capitalism*
>dumbass that is not real capitalism that's corporatism. we live in corporatism
>>78112962
nani
>>78112962
I don't think the order is right here
>>78112745
it is from a beautiful song by necrostellar
https://soundcloud.com/necrostellar/necro-stellar-over-grave
why do you think it's vulgar bro
thank you very much for your time *pets*
>>78113223
it overuses romantic cliches without any reason but to a have a pile of barely connected images and as a result the text itself doesn't stand without music. it's pretty common for song lyrics though, music can make it good... maybe, frankly i am pretty apathetic to music
Alice is so aesthetic
>shithuania
DISGUSTING
Nearly time to go home.
>>78114295
same, lol, half an hour before my workday ends
>>78115040
You must be a very good hypnotist because I think it's working
>>78115223
Good to see my plan is working
Perhaps its time for phase 2
>>78115252
And what would phase two be?
>>78115503
That's for me to know, and you to find out.
tfw no 2D gf
Had a dream where I beat the shit out of someone.
Hope it was one of you homos.
>>78115528
fucking frogs, apologize for your terrorism if you want to post here
>>78115552
>beat the shit out of someone
h-hot
>>78115552
Hot, please beat me daddy
>>78115584
*beats you*
>tjk you realize that there's thousands of isis soldiers who are in western europe (haahahhahaah)
what are they all waiting for...
>there's also thousands of isis soldiers in new zealand and australia
this is what helps me sleep at night
>New Zealand
It would genuinely easier to get into any other country.
>>78115561
>>78115584
What's wrong with you?
>>78115776
We should be asking you that, we are just innocent people yet you fantasize about beating up us, I'd say something is wrong with you instead.
>>78115804
>innocent people
You gays have almost destroyed my thread.
I must have vengeance.
>>78115888
>I must have vengeance.
I know a way you could have vengeance...
>>78115561
This is what happen when you harbor soviets spy in hippie disguise trying to stop our nuclear program.
We should have tested it directly on Auckland desu.
>>78115970
>harbor soviets spy in hippie disguise
High quality french education
>>78115928
Stop this shit! I would never want to do anything with some masochist slut like you.
>>78116074
>masochist slut
So now you are slut shaming and kink shaming?
You've reached a new low!
>>78116011
sheep propaganda
Do you really think French people even know NZ exist when your left out from half of maps?
Some people remember you exist because of LOTR that's all.
>>78116125
Disgusting filth like you needs to be shamed.
>>78116136
>he fell for the missing on the map meme
>implying I care about what french people think
Considering if you ask a large amount of people around the world of the places they would like to visit or retire to New Zealand is basically number 1 so I think we do pretty well considering we have such a small population.
>>78116183
But what if that turns me on even more?
>>78116199
How can I be sure you even exist?