/brit/

that chink was made up

pewdiepie here

qi lai lads

ordered a chinky

flat earth is real

>>78103786
you shut your mouth you dirty jap

>early

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slags

bought some enamel strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my teeth are getting chipped where i grind them

>>78103835
im just telling you the fact

that chink was fake

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>>78103684

do i get a kebab delivered to work?

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*takes a sip

you know that confident pumped feeling you get after a long social day

normies feel this 24/7

>>78103867
Lei Feng was as real as daylight, he was loyal to the party and revolution, an ideal role model for all citizens of China.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-uztVX6QFQ

>>78103901
fuck off normie twat

bender cucumber

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>holy fuck i found some ants having like a meeting on my wall
>there were about 30-50 of them, all clumped up together, tightly confined like a crowd of normies at a concert or a school of fish.
>then i blew on them and they scattered into their normal ants running in a line behavior. cant help but think i interrupted something important.....

>>78103892
ye mate i got a dominos on the way

bought some anal strengthening toothpaste for old people because i've noticed my anus is getting chipped when i go on grindr

poo in mouth,,
poo in heart...

>>78103892
when I was a security guard I'd get takeaway delivered all the time

>>78103944
you that london lad?

>>78103861
get a lot of vitamins A, D, and K2 and eat foods that contain calcium and avoid unhealthy food and drinks, easy enamel fix

>>78103901
No. Fuck off normie.

>>78103942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dH-vBtd7Rs

>>78103959
was there some event or something recently?

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>>78103907
most pore

>>78103922
this one was getting married

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NEED a chubby slag gf

>>78103954
no I live in manchester

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sue

>>78104003
want to see some fit cats?

>>78103989
spoiler that hog

>>78103956
kys

polish bird tinder update:
i started off with
>your indonesian flag is upside down
we are now currently engaged in discourse. think i pulled it off lads

>>78104011
last had a wank over 12 hours ago so yes

https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/6sf8u6/eli5_why_are_lie_detectors_used_during_a_police/

Interesting read.

>>78104040
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502225300739.webm

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>>78104012
>tfw enlightened

>>78104037
should have mentioned she has an emoji of the polish flag in her profile

>>78104003
NONCE

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>>78103989
absolute state of british women

>so spoiled by 4chan that I assume all women in porn have a dick until proven otherwise

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>>78104012
>tfw used to be the phoney before finally losing it
don't think I ever got figured out either

>>78104064
doesn't make me care any more mate

>>78104051
i'll leave you to it

>>78103989
unironically would

I NEED A CHINESE BF

>>78104012
im just a bit shit at seducing women. too awkward and shy plus im a bit of a nerd despite being tall and moderately attractive with a decent physique.

where does that place me?

not a virgin either

Lads, i am not a fan of this thing normies call "work"

>>78104037
Fuck off normie

>>78104110
please care.

>>78104012
Roll?

drunk again

>>78104151
not without seeing a pic of her

>>78104134
normal

>>78104131
stop posting this image you fucking imbecile

>>78104133
thought you were in denmark

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>>78104064
>talking to polish chicks
>"are you from poland or monaco?"
>"wow, anon. not many people from america know what poland or monaco are :)"

>>78104054
ive used this before get some fresher material

>>78104188
no you haven't do one

>>78104175
no....?

toca la coca

>>78104134
normie cunt fuck off

Toil starts in 5 mins. Ahhhhhh.

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I'll be useful, sir

*does one*

>>78103998
ah right
working security at the moment lol
ultimate comfy job

>>78103867
向雷锋同志学习!

>>78104168
>>78104215
well i dont feel normal

bit sad

>>78104190
who is she? link?

>>78104216
>toil at 11:45 pm
grim

>>78104263
it was alright
I got really good at doing sudokus

virgin willy:
>5.9 inches
>curves left
>tiny flaccid
>phimosis or circumcised
>can only piss after waiting for a minute at the urinal
>often has piss stain on boxers

chad cock:
>7 inches
>curves upwards
>doesn't even wear boxers (he's not 15)

>>78104065
youre probably just saying this as an epic meme. and hella funny it is too!
but if not then thats quite worrying; worrying that you immediately associate any young woman with children sexually

>>78104257
I have the greatest urge to fucking slam your face into a concrete bridge and turn you into mince meat for the rats you little spammy cunt.

might just go walk around london tomorrow

>>78104249
he kind of helped restrain the guy when he was trying to fight the captain and helped with piloting or something during the first part of the trip, right?

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>tfw you know where Techmoan lives
gonna to camp out in Hyde for a little while and track him down lol

>>78104284
yeah well you are so fuck off

>>78104288
until white people start treating each other decently and looking out for each other,
nothing will change.
immigration will continue
white replacement rate will keep dropping
and shitskins will eventually overrun us with jews leading the way

alissa violet would look like an ugly hag without makeup

Playing on Skyrim.

*fucks off*

>>78104317
literally all me 'cept the small flacid willy

love the smell of my farts after ive eaten a lot of veg

Might just fly to London tonight, wake up really early tomorrow, go to the British Royal Palace, and kick a random MP in the shins

>>78104381
are you khajiit?

not being able to
from a distance i

awful forced gimmick

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>>78104392

>>78104355
>googles techmoan
wtf i love mancunian accents now

>5.9 inches

I wish

SMALL DICKED IRISH 'MEN'

>>78104311
im in work right now

>>7810442
nord
only ever play as nord
but i am a werewolve

I like how people who bullshit a lot are gay

>I made it through the LAPD hiring process, but didn't accept the offer. The lie detector was a big part of it

>When I was going through the process, I had never, ever touched drugs, not even pot (today is a different story). They insisted I was lying about my drug use, which I knew full well I wasn't.
>(today is a different story


fuck, he got rejected by his dream job as a kid and he spiraled out into drug addiction and reddit posting

>>78104249
If he hadn't fallen down the stairs the angry officer would probably have forced the ship to turn around.

chooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRNHbBg6HVc

Gonna reinstall Skyrim and play as a khajiit rn.
Would play as an Argonian but they kinda scare me.

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cara 2bh lads

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>>78104541

night shift seems grim

unnatural sleeping pattern too

>>78104537
literally this

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An "inseparable" young couple, Chloe Rutherford, 17, and Liam Curry, 19, from South Shields, had been at the concert together.
Both were declared missing after the blast, and relatives mounted a social media campaign in a bid to find them.
They were "perfect in every way for each other and meant to be," their families said in a joint statement.
"They wanted to be together forever and now they are," they said.

wow i didnt know the girl from the gamergate thing spoke at onu
you go gurl make some moves queen

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoKtk8L77-U

it's so fuckin' hot

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lol haha

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im a fatalist and i truly believe that one day i'll be in an electric, passionate relationship with emma roberts

>>78104580
I had to keep commenting about them at work until they were confirmed dead because tyneside and you've got to look caring.

if it's tangy and brown you're in cider town

>>78104282
>向雷锋同志学习!
她 是谁?

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>>78104493
I find your wolfish grin... unsettling

i wear a necklace and several rings
gonna get an expensive watch soon
and also loads of tattoos

>>78104657
are you the dude from /djt/?

if its clear and yella you've got juice there fella

>>78104653
i aint clicking

that shit, nigga

>>78104735
fuck off

someone is harassing me by text messages just leave me alone please

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just booked a stay for me and my gf at the topping rose house

smells like an old lady farted piss

>>78104707
No. I aint know /djt/

why?

may have gotten too fucked up 'cause I forgot how to smile

>>78104753
Looks lovely, I'm sure Tyrone will enjoy it

>>78104755
there's a Brazilian who speaks fluent jap

just booked a stay for me and my wife in the premier inn near newcastle airport

>Moon day, Tyr's day, Odin's day, Thor's day, Freja's day, Saturn's day, Sun day
>Luna day, Mars day, Mercury day, Jupiter day, Venus day, Sabbath, day of the Lord

>>78104753
son, your mother sure does care about your education

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day in with the gf :)

>>78104808
sounds like a quality honeymoon

>>78104635
*camera fades*
*camera comes back to me, the orator, but as an old man*
I didn't believe the yank when he told me that he was a fatalist as I thought his post was a bunch of trite, and I, myself, could never have dreamed of something so big as he did. Yank is 49 today and is happily married with Emma Roberts, together they have nine babies and own a small farm up north.

Don't be afraid to believe, kids.

>>78104804
no there isnt

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Best place to get MD in Manchester? The only thing I can find is fucking shitty cocainum

God I miss the south

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>An adviser to Canadian PM Justin Trudeau has arrived in Pyongyang, according to North Korean media

>>78104804
Isn't he actually Japanese who wishes he was Brazilian?

>>78104803
tyrone is staying in the bull pen, hes not allowed in the hotel. but i will be bringing her out to him when hes ready

>>78104626
Nice 80 degrees here with low humidity

>>78104831
nonce

>>78104844
haven't read his autobiography m8

>>78104831
>first result: The 7169 best images about Reddit Pics on Pinterest

reckon leftypol got so bad at being called brody that he's on a autism mission to spam the thread

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i want it back lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBal7F6bdbY

>>78104831
looks top comfy

>>78103901
Ye, love it

>>78104831

fuck

i would give it all up just to live inside of this picture for a day

>>78104753
bah gawlly

>>78104831
I think it's stuff like this that makes people really hate white people

sheer jealousy and the thought that they're all upper middle class

druggie degenerates should be imprisoned for a minimum of 10 years

Watching a girl's tight arse wiggle from side to side in a pair of skinny jeans is mesmerising.

just booked a flight to and a hostel in malaga

I've no idea what malaga is like

>>78104835
inspiring post

>>78104843
honestly recently started feeling as if these proxy conflicts might escalate soon
in fact they have been

>>78104809
bring in the french revolutionary calendar i say

dont want to go to sleep theyre moving in my flat when im sleeping

>>78104885
*diagnoses you with Asperger's syndrome*

anyone used to play warhammer online here? it was p good

>>78104804
In my case is chinese.

just found out im gay lads

>>78104960
its nice, everyone there speaks english

>nuclear war with North Korea
boring and cliche

thought it would be something to do with Israel and Islam

Hating Trump will not bring Bowie back. People die. That's what this entire last great Bowie album is about. It's his farewell not only to us, but to himself and his art. A lot of people had some pretty nasty things to say about Bowie the businessman when he started driving hard bargains for contracting his bands. Personally, being a capitalist, I applaud Bowie for taking control of his own finances and being a sharp businessman as well as a great artist. That is not an easy trick. I have no idea one way or the other how Bowie would feel about Trump, but I sure don't want to cheapen the greatness of his last album by dragging the stink of politics into a conversation about art.

>>78104969
just stay up forever then

>>78104966
>duodi (second day)
>sextidi (sixth day)
Haha, doody and sex tiddy.

might snooze

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>>78104940
you know who should be imprisoned for at least 100x longer?

british architects

>>78105005
willies

anyone else get anxious about going to sleep?
really need someone to sleep with.

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>>78104940
Drugs are the 21st centuries way of finding God. It clears the mind of nihilism & slavery

>>78104960
lot of spics, lot of sun, and a contingent of sun averse british tourists who look like lobsters

>>78105033
fantastic post

>>78104935
Autism

>>78105059
god probably doesn't exist

>>78105059
cringe

>>78105050
*spoons with you*
*keep putting my dick between your buttcheeks and moan*

>>78105008
yeah a global conflict would probably involve both mate

but i have my doubts about it getting nuclear

>>78105062
Spaniards aren't spics you thick yank twat

>>78105078
That's not a very positive attitude is it?

when i finally got someone to sleep with on a current basis i was paranoid that said person would kill me in my sleep so i always went to sleep after

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>>78105059

Big spoon >>> little spoon

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>25% of Africa is the Sahara Desert
That's a big desert

>>78105033
if you knew the state of houses before those you would not say that. you should read 'the road to wigan pier'

>>78105029
>sextidi

imagine all of the sex normies would have on sexturday. it'd be an even more popular day of the week than hump day

reposting this because thicc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_k7FwKNkQE

>>78105007
I can still practice my spanish though right? yo habla un pequina espanol
>>78105062
so that means sluts, noice

Know this twat who's committing benefit fraud. He claims he had depression and unfit for work whilst working part time at his parent's business.

He also grows cannabis in the attic of his council house (paid for with DSS of course) and sends his kid to some wishy washy alternative school on the tax payers dime.

How do I fuck this prick's shit up?

>>78105127
nutcase

ryan is the most intelligent man in northern ireland

>>78105141
you know what else is a big desert?

your mum's FANNY

ahahahahaha

The Virgin Brexit:
>misguidedly nationalistic
>gets information exclusively from the side of buses
>uses shallow platitudes about being a rich slave or poor master to hide his lack of comprehension on how the EU works
>wants to be cucked by large multinationals
>has never shagged a qt euro gril
>would trade the future of his country for a blue passport and duty free fags
>hates immigrants to the point of schizophrenia
>thinks anglo countries have a reason to trade with us
>believes the british empire will be restored

The Chad Remain:

>open, passionate and tolerant
>listens exclusively to evidence and philosophical musings
>dislikes beliefs, not people
>shags multiple european qts every day
>fully informed on EU legislative process
>aware of history
>is not "sick of experts", engages with their advice and betters his life based on it
>chakras fully aligned
>takes frequent trips around his fellow european's countries
>supports representative democracy

not sure what's wrong with people who play video games competitively

>>78105164
u never know

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>>78105141

>>78105157
Just report him lad
Or steal all of his weed

>>78105118
of course it is. the scientific explanation of the universe and everything in it is far more awesome and interesting. religion is dull as fuck.

>>78105171
>northern ireland
No such thing

>>78105157
Report him for benefit fraud
The report him to the police for weed

or the other way round

>>78105182
some of them played their video games for like 10k hours its crazy
if they spent this much time into learning an instrument they would be very good at it

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>>78104940

hmm yes i do indeed only want to experience state sanctioned forms of consciousness

can't be thinking too much now can we?

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How bad is soda for you really?

never played any video games ever cos we were so poor

had a Ps2 and an xbox with about 4 games but that's it

>>78105230
the virgin drink simple as

>>78105180
>gets information exclusively from the side of buses
kek

>>78105230
is google broken?

>>78105230
>soda
FOY

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>the scientific explanation

>>78105230
quite bad, though a bit every now and then won't hurt

>>78105230
what religion are your parents

>>78105218
truly bizarre - i myself am guilty of wasting a fair amount of time on video games but never anywhere near 10k hours just on one
it's also such a weird thing to want to become good at, given that there's so many more worthwhile things to become seriousin

>>78105033
*walkability intensifies*

>>78105230
depends if its diet or not

Pyongyang?

https://twitter.com/nfzanmnim/status/894764045575700484

More like Pengyang

>>78105240
Mum wouldn't let me get gta san andreas when it came out
felt left out when everyone was sharing cheat codes and talking about the missions they'd done

>>78105281
aspartame fucks your brain up

howling
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athletics/40869901

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>>78105240
>>78105294

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>>78105241

>>78105294
i made my mum queue up at like 6am outside electronics boutique to get new gta games.

>President Trump threatened a response 'like the world has never seen'

excited desu

>>78105320
and I've got some snake oil to sell you

>>78105273
at least try and get good at something that's going to be useful all your life
are they still going to play video games once they reach 35? seriously doubt it

decided to indulge in some brain food this evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoS95B9G0K4

>>78105230
>Is drinking the equivalent of 5-10 tablespoons of refined sugar bad for you?

Hmm... Ah... Increased insulin resistance leading to type 2 diabetes? No big deal.

>>78105230
from a health standpoint, its liquid satan

>>78105354
hope he bombs the shit out of kim junk and his cronies

>>78105205
The 'scientific' explanation is anti-humanism, it reduces human art & culture to nothing. That's dull if you ask me

Unless of course you think the sun burning hydrogen is thrilling

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>>78105343
>t.

>>78105286

wow look at all those cars

>>78105354
Bullshit bluffing
Glad I'm past conscription age though

got some weird white spot growing on my eyelid

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>>78105354
the revolutionary socialist unity of the korean people will not be broken by a fat orange warmonger

>>78105400
>it reduces human art & culture to nothing
for you maybe. dont project.

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I'll stick with the presidential brew then thanks
>>78105378
>>78105368

who here /jucheideology/?

>>78105420
too much aspartame in your diet

i cannae put me weight on the roof
i cannae put it on the gutter
where's it meant to go

why does leaving mcdonalds fries for 10 minutes make them soggy cold and shit

>>78105430
the fucking state
even got the plastic plates

>>78105427
the core part of our culture are a particular set of fiction works written 1700 years ago lad

>>78105476
stick em in the microwave with a cup of water

>>78105464

yeah let's have famines, power cuts, low crop yield, a hugely inefficient command economy and subservience to a hereditary narcissist dictatorship

>>78105476
Summat to do with the oil/fats coagulating n sheeeit

Shahak Shapira, who is Jewish, said he had reported 300 incidents of hate speech in sixmonths, but Twitter had responded to just nine.

>>78105420
a stye? i have one but its pretty much gone. press a towel with warm water onto it

cant wait for when trump invades north korea and kim jon un absolutely fucks his shit up and nukes the yanks

>>78105531
>>78105531
>>78105531
>>78105531

>>78105520
Some jews class things like 'i disagree with israel's action in this current event' to be hate speech.

>>78105553
good

>>78105514
all imperialists anon
the juche ideology and attitude of self reliance as pronounced by the great leader kim jong-un is the most superior economic and social system