/brit/

anime

cara

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anime

anime

love pints

simple as

>>77797042
>>77797046
nonces out

got called a spanner in B&Q

>>77797023
You missed the one on lgbt

/bleep/?

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>>77797023
good thread

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kpop desu lads

got called a jackass in walmart

>>77797078
there isn't one

>that fucking peng feeling you get after doing cardio

Can't beat it boys

dating a girl born in June 2001

>>77797078
wasn't on there, I checked

>>77797073
misato is probably older than you are

>>77797105
'

>>77797097
might start exercising for my depression but too depressed to start

Can you imagine using slang like "cos" simply because you're too lazy to spend a millisecond being correct? I can't

>>77797105
nonce

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>>77797023
very nice

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>>77797089
HE'S HERE
EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM

>>77797091
shit, youre right
there always used to be one when i posted there ~6 months ago

wonder what happened
maybe we gave it independence aha

>>77797023
/bleep/ is bent its a bunch of yanks LARPing

>>77797119
just kill yourself instead

watching a porn video of a girl born in July 1999

>>77797144
thats when i was born haha

>>77797144
potential nonce

>>77797097
I feel terrible after cardio

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>>77797097
doing exercise just makes me feel faint headed and sick
not fat either

love Rorkes
love 'sheeds
love Tarquins
love humanity, simple as

Hate niggers.

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>>77797128

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brown reggaeton shithole gf has not uploaded in five (5) days despite having no job nor plans

>>77797163

GET HIM JANNY

>>>/lgbt/8657132
>>>/lgbt/8657132
>>>/lgbt/8657132
we're in here lads

>>77797179
link to channel pls x

>>77797199
bit gay

any pedo man in?

jesus what a strange thing it is that girls who are actual years younger than me are doing porn

>>77797140
often think about that too

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>>77797177
leftypol wins again

>>77797220
hello GCHQ

Nonce
Mong
Bender
FOY
FONT
Willy
Business idea
Babestation
Thailad
Pints
Pakis
Shan't
Tim
Gimmick
Simple as
Poo
Wank
Toil

Which one's AM and PM again lads?

>>77797177
>Bore

this place has taken all my self-esteem

Is Tilde a girl or a tranny?

someone get road redemption and play the multiplayer with me. otherwise im going to sleep

>>77797244
therea may is the PM, not sure about AM think it's phil hammond

might sell something on gumtree but don't really want to interact with someone that comes to my house

>>77797230
set your alarm early and get up and do it. that's how I force myself to stop procrastinating.

>>77797278
drop it round

>>77797230
I did too but eventually you've just got to decide whether you want to be a miserable piece of shit all your life or make short term sacrifice, MAKE yourself do things you dont want to do for long term gain

>>77797273
I was talking about times

>>77797270
night

>>77797244
AM - after mid day
PM - Pre mid day

love the anime
hate the pints

>>77797244
AM always stands on the left

>>77797206
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgldD5XjYqMJFeWbQ7-rRCg

love anime I do

>>77797328
bent twat

CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME
DOCTOR
DOCTOR!!!!

>>77797305
don't want to do that either

any idea how much would it cost to post a gamecube and about 20 games? can you even do it at the post office?

miss tilde I do

things that aren't gay: willies

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I've felt my dick get smaller with each successive wank the past week. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

dough is currently rising in the oven for those playing along at home

>>77797391
bit gay

>>77797370
I'll buy it lad

>>77797399
hmmmmm

>>>/b/740664002
>>>/b/740664002
>>>/b/740664002
in 'ere

>>77797396
see the doc mate, could be nubnob.

>>77797401
not gay m8 read my post again

hello

Sometimes I just drink soy sauce by itself for a laugh

>>77797425
hello friend

>>77797425
evenin' blacky

>>77797370
meet me in wakefield town centre and i'll buy it

>>77797391
things that aren't gay: Tilde and Ebin.

just farted

Business idea: Tim and thailad pints nonce rorke having a wank Babestation gimmick

Simple as

>>77797425
hello nigger

McDonalds near work extended the self service order bit. SHALL be visiting more often now.

>>77797396
death grip, stop wanking so much

>>77797461
Genuinely loved this post

>>77797463
autism

>>77797410
will you really
i haven't got a clue how to post it

>>77797451
not going to wakey

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can't wait to spoil GOT for normie scum LOL!

http://ew.com/tv/2017/07/31/hbo-hacked-game-of-thrones/

kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

>>77797425
alri

>>77797487
>not going to wakey
you sure mate? i'll give you a little train session and show you round the gym

>>77797490
cringe

>>77797497
racist

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doing a read

>>77797490
cringe

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>>77797465
Please tell me this can be reversed. I've averaged about 3 wanks a day for the past 5 years.

>>77797534
might wank now 2bh

>>77797532
watch out for spoilers you fucking normie cunt

just when you least expect them

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What did you lads think of Dunkirk?

>>77797558
reddit: the film

>>77797534
rorke

>>77797370
What games?

>>77797493
islamic state

the new tekken any decent lads?

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Mum's buying this absolutely homosexual dog tomorrow, will NOT be good for my street cred desu.

>>77797573
but that's fight club

>>77797558
reddit: the evacuation

>>77797463
Interesting. Tell me more.

>>77797558
I urge everyone to go see it, see what true british patriotism is

>>77797593
creasing

>>77797553
>3 wanks a day for the last 5 years
Sort yourself out man.

>>77797558
tick tock tick tock [STUKA NOISE] TICK TOCK TICK TOCK [STUKA] TICK TOCK BAIT ELGAR: The film

>>77797558
Made me feel sad. We betrayed arelads who fought and died so that Britain will continue to be Britain by selling it out to pakis and niggers.

>>77797607
just watch bend it like beckham like any normal lad

>>77797553
i think it can lad. my dick is almost twice the size after a couple of days of no fap. it's really quite impressive

>>77797524
heard bad things about that place shan't be paying you a visit

>>77797579
different mario, zelda, resident evil, sonic etc

>>77797621
HE'S ON ME I'M ON HIM

>>77797629
very racist post

>>77797558

don't waste my time watching films

>>77797558
kino

>>77797558
Worrying lack of Indian soldiers, not at all true to history

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-40724861

>>77797649
say hi to the discord for me

Off to le gym, see you runtoids later

If anyone could come up with a route out of the rut i'm in atm, that'd be good. x

>>77797487
Whereabouts?

dunkirk is the most kino film of the last 5 years

got an above average hard willy
and a below average soft willy
how about that?

what's a good icebreaker on OKcupid

>>77797553
you gotta go on a wank diet, 4 max per week for a month. your willy isnt getting smaller, its just recieving less bloodflow, so treat it more gently and use it less frequently.

unironically thought La La Land was better than Dunkirk

>>77797487
my hermes will deliver it for less than a tenner. i often buy stuff off people on gumtree and arrange a myhermes courior. did it for a coffee machine, absolute fucking bargain. if you get conned paypal will always refund you too

>>77797595
too white, too male

>>77797592
yes

>>77797653
the madman

the dark night rises was better than dunkirk

>>77797689
pics

>>77797740
the dark knight rises is awful

What gender is this tilde fellow?

kidulthood is 10x the film dunkirk could ever be

TICKING AWAY

THE MOMENTS

THAT MAKE UP A DULL DAY

YOU FRITTER AND WASTE

THE HOURS IN AN OFFHAND WAY

http://www.strawpoll.me/13585750
http://www.strawpoll.me/13585750
http://www.strawpoll.me/13585750
http://www.strawpoll.me/13585750

REE REE ROO ROO NORMIES STINK OF POO POO

listening to free techno

high or hell water is the best film i've seen in a while 2bh

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>>77797758
hey there reddit

>>77797772
alri 14 year old

>>77797795
Jungle > techno

Turn on CNN the queen is in the hospital

>>77797797
>high or hell water

>>77797497
where is the monologue from?

>>77797813
dnb is my favourite genre and I will admit that's wrong
jungle is a very limited subset of breakbeat, techo is a much more varied genre

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Venison sausage casserole :3 x

A very simple but also important poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13585767

>>77797684
devon

>>77797730
alright might give them a look cheers

>>77797838
>CNN
foy

>>77797797
Is it also the only film you've seen in a while

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>CNN

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THIS PETTIBONE BTICH STOLE. MY FUTURE GF AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

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The family of a 12-year-old girl identified as one of the victims of the Grenfell Tower fire have spoken of their anger at the loss of their "little angel".
Jessica Urbano Ramirez has now been formally identified as one of the 80 people killed in the blaze on 14 June.
In a statement, the family said they were "totally crushed" by the news.
Nura Jemal, 35, was also named by the police, bringing the total number of formal identifications to 45.
Baby Logan Gomes, who was stillborn in hospital on 14 June, has also been recorded by police as a victim of the fire.

APOLOGISE

>>77797862
waste of what were probably very nice sausages

>>77797862
yum yum :D

>>77797854
Yeah fair play dnb is pretty class
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufcRRtRbSfs

Starting to doubt the claims about the consumption of um bongo in the congo

>>77797887
lauren southern is a lesbo?

>>77797862
casserole is horrible

gonna get a KFC for dins, anyone tried that new burger yet?

doing the anime wank

>>77797907
decent patter

>>77797915
Bi

>>77797920
hello n*gger

>>77797920
greetings africanoid

just got called a furry in St. castle's

yanks are thick as pigshite they dont believe in healthcare

>>77797893
>>77797917
Ummm it's delicious sweaty :) x

>>77797946
lol

>>77797960
there's no conclusive proof for healthcare and you know it, cuckold leftist

>>77797949
>>77797954
alri', any suggestions for the dindin?

LOVE fresh bread

>>77797592
Yes lad! It's super fun and easy to get into

>>77798003
dine for £10 from Marks and Spencers

>>77798010
post legs

>>77798003
sausage, beans, potato cakes

>>77797997
everyone should have the right to medical help dont see how fucking complicated to understand that is

why is /brit/lgbt/ so slow

anyone still listening to Andrew Jackson Jihad in 2017?

free techno < free titch

can't decide if I want to have my steak now and then go for an evening walk, or go for a walk and come back later to have steak

decisions DECISIONS

>>77798030
because its a bit gay mate

>>77798034
Rasheed

>>77798043
later x

>>77798030
there's not actually many bender posters, most are just pretending or spamming gay pics for the responses

>>77798063
how dear you

>>77798003
salad

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How did you spend your day today lads

/brit/ has gone to the dogs

moving to /heem/ permanently from now on

>>77797493
deary me

love anime
love pints

simple

>>77798024
healthcare is a scam industry that runs on fear and disinformation
there is no scientific consensus behind it
opponents are silenced and black listed
open your eyes, stop gobbling every the msm sends down your throat

>>77798097
prefer not to say

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want to live in a comfy modern day northumbrian kingdom

>best part of scotland
>best part of england

business idea: stew cheap mutton in a spicy sauce for a few hours

>>77798097
in bed shitposting

>>77798097
toil
wank
shower
out for tea with the 'f
sat in the park
back home for 7

>>77798030
the benders only come out at certain times

>>77798140
>best part of scotland

u avin a giggle m8?

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>>77798140
>cornwall
>west wales

doing a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrQBTvRj0s8

>>77797558
Shan't be watching it

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>>77798118
are you making fun of me

business idea: serve hot drinks in glasses and mugs with no handles

>>77798140
my ancestral kingdom :)

>>77798017
fuck off ponce twat
>>77798020
>potato cakes
>>77798092
'ce.

>>77798199
madman

>>77798140
>tfw no modern mercia

would be an extremely comfy powerhouse

>>77798199
business idea: invent a heat-proof cylinder which wraps around the hot handleless mug to allow the drinker to hold it comfortably

>>77798208
just have fried chicken then
niggers don't even eat kfc

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*drops a pill into your drink*

>>77798196
yes, but not in a mean way

>>77798140
don't recognise this map of westeros

absolutely gagging for a hard bumming

>>77798183
this guy screams lefty

miss beating up right wing nerds in school

>>77797887
how very traditional

*takes a sip of my drink*
wtf I hate willies now!

Big fan of East Wales (Mercia)

rorkes out

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rents are out, might get 'ket

what books you brainlets reading

Anyone want to raid /ptg/ with Brit/pol/ tomorrow?

>>77798271
>penis flavoured
you would know haha

>>77798317
fat fuck

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>>77798317
can i eat with you?

>>77798302
howling

>>77798140
I'd love the mighty kingdom of Mercia to rise again

>>77798325
The Open Society and Its Enemies

>>77798271
*pours the drink back into yours, along with some GHB*
alri big boy

didnt eat anything today

just dipped my bollocks into a scalding hot mug of tea

>>77798317
alri tubs
*shakes your tummy*

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>>77798325

>>77797358
BELL BOY, BELL BOY

>>77798097

wageslaved

How is Tim such a terrible musician when he practices so much?

The Celtic language once spoken in Mercia has by the original Mercians been oppressed out of existence. There are no native speakers of Cumrian at all, and all written records have been destroyed! Also, Mercian dialects of "English" are frequently mocked!!!

The special letters "þ" and "ð" neccesary for writing Mercian are not on so-called "United" Kingdom keyboards. Instead we are supposed to "make do" with this "digraph" of TH.

Hundreds of thousands of Mercians have been sent to die in wars started by the Hanoverian regime over the centuries! And were the Mercian people ever consulted about this? No!
Billions of pounds of tribute (or as they call it "taxes") paid to London each year, stay in London, proving employment for Londoners. This is outright theft cannot continue! An independent Mercia will split government facilities between the major cities, rather than concentrating on the main capital, Chester!
Mercian interests are not represented abroad. Not one country recognises Mercia as an oppressed nation. This is due to fear of retaliation by the Kentish-Wessex mafia and their servants Northumbria, Scotland, Wales and Ulster!

It is no longer "politically correct" to call Wales part of England, but if you attempt likewise to distinguish Mercia and England in polite conversation, people just ignore you!

The Kentish dominated media oligarchy has been so succesful at keeping Mercian Nationalism off the agenda, that most people have never even heard of the Mecian Nationalists!!!

We call out to all Mercians, whether you be from Birmingham or Lincoln, from Liverpool or Cambridge, from Nottingham or Gloucester, to rise up and overthrow the imperialistical scum from Wessex-Kent and their collaborators in Northumbria!!! May the Greater London Empire of England and all those who support it die!

Definitely will get ket

>>77798381
ah yes the virgin reading list

>>77798393
because he's mentally ill

Going lidl to get lunch for tomorrow, what anything?

>>77798325
reading the god delusion actually, heh don't you look stupid now....

>>77798393
he's like the amnesia girl from 50 first dates, that's why he makes the same video every day

>>77798381
screaming

>>77798325
tod des empedokles

the god delusion is actually a good book

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>reading the god delusion actually, heh don't you look stupid now....

Why is it I can ignore the loud traffic outside but if my neighbour so much a farts too loud I want to murder him?

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>the god delusion is actually a good book

>Riot-trained prison staff have been sent to a jail in Hertfordshire after violence broke out at about 14:00 BST.

it was muslims

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>where'd you bury it?

How do you respond?

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13584017/

Timposting is catching up

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>the god delusion is actually a good book

Why is it that atheism is considered fedora? The entire Christian faith is some m'lady tier bollocks anyway

>>77798373
I wish people would stop stealing my ideas

>>77798420
cucumber, latex gloves and some olive oil ta lad

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>>77798325

>>77798420
6 piece wicked variety bucket please mate

>>77798462
>>77798481
>>77798503
are you actually religious or just hatting for jollies?

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Ah yes, the man who wrote The God Delusion and coined the word 'meme'.

Tonight's dinner: cup a soup

>>77798513
Dumb weeaboo

>>77798010
You ruined /britfeel/, don't ruin this too you little bulimic trans rat

imagine if the roman empire was around today

mental

>>77798325
Tools of titans

>>77798523
a little from column a, a little from column b

>>77798544
rah the would be class

>>77798544
wooahh imagine if the roman empire AND t-rexes were both sitll around today wooahhhhhh

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Thoroughly enjoyed Game of Thrones desu lads
You're in for a treat tonight

>>77798525
Easy money I don't know why he found it so difficult to answer.

>>77798513
>New York Times Bestselling Author
>novel
alri mum enjoy the book x

>>77798485
Up your ass. It will only descend after it detects my throbbing bellend.
Want me to fetch it for you?

>>77798485
keep gesturing towards my bollocks until he shoots them

scaramucci has already been fired

barely lasted a week

>>77798544
DUDE IMAGINE WHAT RICK AND MORTY WOULD BE LIKE IF THE ROMAN EMPIRE WAS STILL AROUND

>>77798325
Meditations - Marcus Aurelius
The Art of War
Why Nations Fail

Can anyone remember the town in the North that's like 98% Pakistani? I think it's a suburb of Bradford or Rochdale or something

>>77798523
anybody who posts an opinion gets a dora FACT

>>77798573
dont watch it, not bent

>>77798605
birmingham

>>77798605
Savile Town?

>>77798585
>>77798585
>>77798585
new

Tennis tomorrow, drinking champagne

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based

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>>77798609
>dont watch it, not bent
says the bender lad

>>77798533
>dumb
Yes
>weaboo
No

>>77798576
I alternate between novels and other books. Previously I read the Complete Essays of George Orwell.

>>77798573
in for a treat tonight what do u mean? I've seen it already m8

>>77798681
Good lad, swear it airs for Brits tonight though in general

>>77798595
shame
he was a laugh