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The war is over lads. We stand amongst a pile of rubble, but we have a fresh slate to rebuild upon.
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/brit/ here, just wanted to tell you abnormies to piss off. don't bring your pathetic internet drama to our normie general.
we will never, EVER accept tripfags. i would gladly bounce any of their heads against the pavement if given the chance.
simple as.
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So what do you lads like in your omelettes?
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>/britfeel/
helpless weak incels
>/brit/
strong and muscular volcels
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first for please stop shitposting
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>>38758258
/int/ will go within 6-12 hours, at least the core drama is over, that's all that matters.
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The lads on /int/ are really very nice desu
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>>38758284
Good. Come back over and bant then mate.
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>>38758284
tilde stop going there please look what you've brought over
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>>38758284
Only cause they dont know what youre like you backstabbing tranny cunt
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>>38758264
I've no idea what the fuck that even means lad.

You know why? Because when you were internet memeing I was out having sex with real woman. (and your dad dressed as a bird. Your mum gets off on that shite.)
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>>38758284
fuck off, never go to /brit/ again
really hope ottawa pops around /brit/ and doxes you
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alri haha x
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>>38758297
why are you on this board then you illiterate spastic?
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>>38758284
Tilde I missed you!
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>>38758258
brit is not a normie general fuck off
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dropped a kettlebell on my bollocks
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Remember to report all spam from /brit/

- Kev x
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>>38758284
stay here pls x
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Gooood evening, /britfeel/!
How are you all doing tonight?
What's keeping you busy?
What's your dream man look like?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a wonderful day whatever you got up to!

As cliche as it sounds, rimming is probs on the top of my list, but dogging is quite close.

Is mah boy despair husbando anon around? How did your exams go?
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/int/ think their doxxers are hard
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>>38758319
cheers kev x
>>38758284
come back lad x
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>>38758331
lenlad i love you, take me away from all this and lets run away to fiji together
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anyone in huddersfield wanna mash my bollocks into a pulp tonight x
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>tfw we can literally destroy and overpower /britfeel/ at will if they trespass in our thread
@284
kys
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Please stop this is so horrible
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I knew there was something fishy about him
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>>38758331
think tilde was right about you tbqh
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>>38758314
yes it is
if you think /brit/ isn't a normie general then maybe you should stay here
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love /brit/
hate robots
simple as
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>>38758380
might just kek
>>38758264
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>>38758331
You nasty cunt, you were just waiting for a new thread after being horrible to turn up.
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>tfw the brit thread on r9k isn't the most autistic
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>>38758383
it was funny when we were just replicating posts but mass quoting is a bit shit
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>>38758308
>googled it.
Nah lad, you's are not vocels, you niggas are incels as well.

>illiterate spastic
Lad, I can read. I just don't know what your sadcunt words mean. Why would I need to know about Involuntary Celibates.

>why are you on this board.
Because /r9k/ is for outcasts, not sadcunt loners who can't get a gf. This whole site is for outcasts, not fucking losers.
You utter waste of your mums cum should just kill yourrself.
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Anyone here really sexually confused? It's starting to annoy me, I can't tell whether or not I'm actually a fag or if it's just the isolation doing this to me.
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>>38758419
bet it's some robot austist
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>>38758331
Evening lad
Felt alright desu much more optimistic today although a bit achey, been working on my game which was nice and I've made a bunch of progress
Does dream woman count? :(

r9k has been super uncomfy though lad but it's pretty weird seeing how /brit/ has been on int tho haha
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>>38758412
it's honestly pretty sad, is this best they can do? shitty spam?
wouldn't surprise me if it was britnormie
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i hate my body. i'm a 20 year old man ffs
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>>38758438
Fuck off back to /brit/ Ebin
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>>38758440
highly doubt it, what is the ends
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>>38758444
looks pretty similar to mine desu
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What the fuck is going on here?
Whatever it was we did, we're sorry
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>>38758444
>man
you're a trap now, embrace it
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get your tripfaggot friends out of /brit/ you cretinous runts
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>>38758444
looks fine tho
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>>38758444
Fucking hell, I want to smooch your tummy
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>>38758452
mass chaos, it's the only thing he's ever been interested in
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why don't you sad virgins post 3d slags?
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>>38758236
The beta uprising is over? Who won?
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>>38758480
What tranny is that mate?
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>>38758480
very grim
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>>38758450
why am I ebin lad
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get your tripfag runt friends out of our general
get your tripfag runt friends out of our general
get your tripfag runt friends out of our general
get your tripfag runt friends out of our general
get your tripfag runt friends out of our general
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>>38758480
>no ass
>knickers pulled halfway up her back
sad
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gf wants to try anal
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>>38758236
What happened lads? I was away out.
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>>38758456
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:18:54 No.38758456
>>38758444
looks pretty similar to mine desu
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What the fuck is going on here?
Whatever it was we did, we're sorry
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:22 No.38758465
>>38758444
>man
you're a trap now, embrace it
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:30 No.38758472
get your tripfaggot friends out of /brit/ you cretinous runts
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:31 No.38758473
>>38758444
looks fine tho
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:34 No.38758475
>>38758444
Fucking hell, I want to smooch your tummy
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:45 No.38758478
>>38758452
mass chaos, it's the only thing he's ever been interested in
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why don't you sad virgins post 3d slags?
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:20:08 No.38758487
>>38758236 (OP)
The beta uprising is over? Who won?
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:20:15 No.38758491
>>38758480
What tranny is that mate?
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:18:54 No.38758456
>>38758444
looks pretty similar to mine desu
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What the fuck is going on here?
Whatever it was we did, we're sorry
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:22 No.38758465
>>38758444
>man
you're a trap now, embrace it
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:30 No.38758472
get your tripfaggot friends out of /brit/ you cretinous runts
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:31 No.38758473
>>38758444
looks fine tho
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:34 No.38758475
>>38758444
Fucking hell, I want to smooch your tummy
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:45 No.38758478
>>38758452
mass chaos, it's the only thing he's ever been interested in
Anonymous 07/31/17(Mon)18:19:47 No.38758480>>38758491 >>38758494
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>>38758480
post a better slag lad ffs
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>>38758499
>gf let me try anal.

Turns out it's not even that good.
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get your tripfriends out of /brit/
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>>38758496
Literally the same posting style. Literally replying in /brit/ at the same time as Ebin. Even your image names are the same

You're clearly Ebin
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>tfw the /int/ spam is just Ebin
Stay woke, lads.
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I have posted in /britfeel/ for years.
It was fun, I had people to talk to who understood and I could vent my frustrations and get nice advice. But /britfeel/ has changed.

I have come to believe that every society, every culture, every relationship is doomed to fail. Nothing lasts forever. It's nobodies fault really, people are just flawed, perfection doesn't exist.
Now that the fall has begun it can't be stopped. I don't now what I'll do now with nobody to talk to, no friends to speak of and nothing to distract me from my terrible life.

I'm never going to come back here after this post, it just makes me sad. Thanks for what we had though lads, bye.
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>>38758500
/brit/ came to /britfeel/ for two seconds and caught autism
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Ebin spends 30 mintues making quality, positive posts on /int/

Eventually regresses to spam

>>>/int/77795647
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>>38758516
i've never done it but i don't understand the appeal. i like eating ass though
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I just want the threads to be nice again...
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>>38758523
Well okay then anon
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>>38758532
holy shit lad fucking stop
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>>38758531
Come back in a few hours lad. Hopefully it's better.
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>>38758531
Me too, lad. It's a shame it had to go like this, with zero dignity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6miaTf1gF4g
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How many girls have you lads fucked? 9 here.
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this is what happens you enable tripfags
you must never engage with them
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>>38758571
only 5
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>>38758571
0.
fucked 2 lads and had one fuck me though.
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>>38758537
>tfw when ebin gets permabanned for spam and cross board raids
>tfw when /brit/ gets removed for the same thing
tomorrow will be a good day
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shall be leaving this burning pile of shit of general, goodbye I hope your tripfags leave /brit/ soon
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>>38758517
>>38758532
>>38758565
I see the mods of /r9k/ are doing a fantastic job
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>>38758331
False Len, I told him how my exams went
Very upsetting that someone would do this
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>>38758571
3, all were gfs at the time
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>>38758571
11 or 16 if you include prossies
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>>38758560
not until you get your tripfags out of /brit/
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>>38758598

They are not our problem
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>>38758598
youre such a fucking cringey autsist i reckon you should stay here
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This is some serious Ham and Eggo shit going on here
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>>38758598
Why? You unable to get rid of them yourself?

What a virgin you are.
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virgins OUT
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virgins in
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rosy > sara
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virgins in out in out shake it all about LMOAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO niggers poo toilet fart gooch willy bollocks
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>>38758651
They aren't in, that's the problem lad
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>>38758660
aisha>rosy>sara
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He has stopped
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>>38758635
kek the day /brit/ got cucked by a boy with mould in his lungs and bulimic tranny
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I see /brit/ feels that /britfeel/ is better.

>>38758675
Not that strong are they?
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>>38758684

fucked it
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haven't been on britfeel for ages
what's cracking boys
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What's everyone having for dindins?

I'm having crispy duck pancakes and rice.
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abnormies out
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>>38758542
I think it's better than it was desu. Might go for a walk and see how it is after
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Don't respond. Don't respond to people responding

Forget it.
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>>38758713
Come back to /brit/ :(
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>>38758713
please come back to /brit/, we miss you
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A person who lives in this room has ruined two generals
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>>38758728
>>38758730
flaseflags
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>>38758710
Bloody hell lad, that sounds cracking. Not sure what I'm having yet.
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>>38758713
go back to /brit/ /britfeel/ was going to die soon anyway. best it go out in blaze of glory and take some normie with them
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>>38758727
I don't even care enough to be mad any more
You did it, tilde, /britfeel/ is dead
Guess I'll find somewhere else to feel somewhat in place
Hope it was worth it
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Milk Cat 136
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>>38758768
I love you, Milk Cat
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>>38758740
I wasn't lying you cunt
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>>38758768

The saving grace
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>>38758774
shut the fuck up and stay here then
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>>38758284
gonna get some bigger lads on us eh?
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How did a few posters singlehandedly ruin this thread?
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>>38758740
No, I meant it.
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Has any mod or janny ever shown what their interface looks like? Quite curious.
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>>38758812
What is the meaning of this massive linking?
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>>38758812
Thanks for the (You)s bby
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>>38758284
You're enjoying this, aren't you
I hate you
I hate you I hate you I hate you
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>>38758822
normies trying to out autism actual autists
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>>38758809

Jannies are forbidden from identifying themselves as a janny
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>>38758841
Yeah but after they finish being a janny, have any shown how it looks? I assume it's just a couple of extra buttons but still.
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>>38758803
it's the /vg/ effect
Look at any general there and see how the longest running ones absolutely deteriorate over time
/wowg/ is a prime example of this, individuals use a captive audience to create a social hierarchy, like normalfags do in real life, However in such situations you actually need merit to reach the higher echelons
This action is almost impossible in non-recurring threads, unless they are ridiculously devoted to doing it
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>Ebin decides to leave britfeel
>immediately starts shitting up somewhere else
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Just had a poo lads haha. Ask me how it was.
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>/brit/ is flooded in trips.
Bloody howling
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>>38758869
how was the poo
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>>38758801
Only on certain posters lad, you are safe~
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someone call me a nigger
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>>38758881
What about Sexy Kev? Is he safe?
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>>38758877
Wasn't too bad lad, you?
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Jannies doing a bang up job I see
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>>>/int/77796638
lol
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>>38758531
iktf mate, /britfeel/ was really great back in the day but it's been taken over my nonsense personalities
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The trips should just make their own general
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>>38758881
>I'm going to get anyone who's upset at me relentlessly shitposted
You're actually being an awful person right now
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>>38758889
Of course kev is safe!

Plus I think kev could hold his own desu
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>>38758897
was an alcohol one
always feel much better after them
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>>38758881
you've got some fucking front, the whole reason /britfeel/ has gone to pot is because of you and ebin
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just remember what became of operation ganges
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A woman looked and me and wasn't even sick.

today was a good day.
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someone please call me a nigger
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>>38758935
hello n*****
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You refused to listen to what Dr. Shipman ordered, and now you must suffer for it.
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>tried to delete the thread
>too late
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cant a mod just permaban the spammers and trips please
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britnormies latest character isn't very good, very lazy
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I don't know why trips are still allowed on 4chan. Nobody likes them. I reckon 95% of 4chan would vote to get rid of trips if such a vote was presented to them.
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>>38758942
Bloody regretting it now.
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>>38758981
>>38758981

Study Chinese

>>38758981
>>38758981
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>britfeel really has become /shitfeel/
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I can guarentee Ebin is going to come back here, and post something like "miss me yet?"
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>>38758979
It's too late. We can only sit back and witness the horror that is unfolding.
Why didn't you stop it while there was still time?
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Don't reference them. Don't respond to them. Don't respond to anyone responding to them.
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>didnt go to appointment
>started drinking hour after waking up
>ate loads of fried chicken
>thread been shit
what a day lads
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So are the mods going to ban this spamming cunt or not?
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>>38759019
Sounds like a good day desu
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Holy heck

What's going on in this thread lads

Is it still OK to post waifus?
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>>38759024
Of course not, they're too busy not doing their job.
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>>38759024
I think he has been just now.
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>>38759044
it's not safe here lad, leave while you still can
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>>38759044
We have moved waifu posting over the /brit/ threads on /int/. Seems safer.
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MODS ARE DEITIES
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You lads got any decent podcast recommendations? I doubt there are any that cater specifically to robots so I'll take anything decent desu
No political shit though
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>>38759085
never in the field of 4chan history was so much owed by so many to so few
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remember this day lads
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Think that might have been the worst spamming I've ever seen. Glad it's over desu
Just made some loose tea for the first time, about to get cozy and watch some Twin Peaks

What's the plan for the evening lads?
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>>38759133
I'd rather not
Lets just nobody talk about it. Lets just talk about brit stuff.

Who /helplesslyunemployed/ here?
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I can't find it on youtube, but just pretend I linked a video of the end of Birdemic
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>>38759044
what do you think of banana bread beer lad
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>>38759147
13 year employment gap

I've got no chance
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>>38759137
Watch anime, take the dog for a nightwalk, play some games if I can be arsed then head off to bed early
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just lost my virginity
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>>38759159
Christ lad that's grim. I've been unemployed for 8 months and I feel like shit.
What did you do before? And how did you lose the job / quit?
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>>38759137
gonna post in /brit/ and see what those fags are upto, never been before today desu.
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>>38759137
Finish this match on Tekken, have some cereals and go for a walk

Should be comfy
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>>38759194
please come back to /brit/
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>>38759113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJNf4JRfEdM&list=PLkkiai4nXBVJcYW06qF5LkXk-eGeFEr9I

Been rewatching these recently, quite comfy to leave on in the background.
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>>38759147
What job would you like?
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>>38759194
You were the cause of all this shit tilde, bet you made the fake len post too
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>>38759137
once i finish my rollie, i'm gonna head to my pals place for some simpsons reruns and a chin wag. got a few albums to listen to
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>>38759044
Fuck off you drama loving cunt
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https://youtu.be/4NXFCDgyanA

Hearts of oak are our memes
jolly tars are our shitposters
we always are ready. steady lad, steady
we'll meme and we'll shit post again and again
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>>38758998
The dark pepe prophecy proven true
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>>38759214
Anything that doesn't involve interacting with customers really. Can't handle that at all.
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>>38759194
i prayed for you last night. i hope you are starting to feel better. you and ebin are treasures to me. i wish i could help you more but i dont know how.
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>>38759179
I've never had a job. Ever
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>>38759278
Some shitty call centres would probably take you, but really you'd be better off slashing your wrists than working in a place like that.
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>>38759222
Desu I tried to get ebin to stop earlier

>>38759273
Thank you. That's a very lovely thing to do. Supporting one another in this thread is an enormous help lad!
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>>38759194
Can you please explain why you said we were cool when apparently you actually hate me
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>>38759306
Can you explain why you're pretending you don't make shitty comments without your avatar?
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>>38759238
Warehouse stuff is probably best. I did a small bit at Royal Mail in mail sorting. That was kinda comfy at times.
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just got a blowjob from the missus wahey
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>>38759304
You know what's not an enormous help?
Taking off your trip and trying to cause drama
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>>38759304
>blaming ebin

That is shocking Tilde.
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/brit/ here, we miss tilde and ebin :(
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>>38759304
You've probably insulted me but I don't care
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>>38759316
Thought you were leaving ebin?
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>>38759330
Bukowski worked most of his life in a post office. Sounds pretty comfy too
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>>38759359
Is It, though? I mean, he let ebin take the blame for all the shitposting as anon he did
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>Still letting Tilde be here
Stop being cucks lad. Tell him to fuck off.
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>>38759383
>him
fuck off
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>>38759379
If you got a choice, I'd go for mail sorting since you can get a sit down sometimes. Parcel sorting is on your feet all shift and it can be a pain to begin with.

Was fun just having a stack of letters in one hand and progressively getting faster at throwing them into the right box.
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>>38759359
Never mind the anons attacking him then
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>>38759383
This. Today has proven beyond doubt that /britfrel/ must be made a tripfag free zone.
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Tilde is CUTE! I hope she never leaves.
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>drama
>on an anomymous image board
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Why do you still hold out hope for a gf when all women betray you in the end?

Also rate my oc doughnut steel desu lads
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>>38758236
why is wojak thinking of dutch crunch?
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>>38759437
If it was actually anonymous there wouldn't be any, but tripfags aren't anonymous and so the drama follows.
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Milk Cat 137
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Has rubiks anon improved his time from 1:56?
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How do you do, chaps?
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>Old cat going bald and wasting away
>Mum refuses to take her to the vet because they'll put her down
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>>38759482
not bad lad, about to leave for a little hike. hows yourself?
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>>38759482
Having a lovely poo and a wank
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>>38759446
I dont lad, I have completely given up on getting a gf. I have ascended
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>>38759155

The perfect accompaniment to a romantic meal
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>>38759479
I can do it in 1:10 now.
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>>38759446
I don't. I hope for a bf, but I don't think it's gonna happen :(
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>what are you listening to anon?
>*takes headphones from you and puts them on*

how fucked are you lads?
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>>38759686
Listening to Mos Def, Sunshine. How about you lad?
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>>38759686
>sissy hypnosis
oh shit
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>>38759686
unless they're in to shit like Naked City, i'm totally fucked.
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>>38759686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AguPH0XBxdw
rest in peace lads
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>>38759705
nightcore desuoriginaI
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Was my first day at work today,
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>>38759746
Very disappointed in you tbqh
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>>38759621
What animu is that lad?
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>>38759686
Beethoven's 7th Symphony
Gonna impress the ladies with this one
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Got done watching Game of Thrones lads
very very good desu
Has the thread returned to at least relative comfiness haha?
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>>38759739
this isn't half bad i'll be honest
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>>38759739
this album has some pretty kek inducing reviews online

>Contemporary noise/art/music is now only a quasi esoteric challenge, congealed into self congratulatory flim flam, bereft of self reflexivity or insight. The limits of appreciation pushed so far that the only enjoyment to be gained is the wrong and egocentric belief that this is avant-garde and "we are part of something", in fact noise-music is just poot poot inanity, try harder, you jackals this isn't art, nor music.
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>>38759761

It's Neon Genesis Evangelion, a mecha show from the late 90s
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>>38759757
How did it go bud?
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>>38759044
No matter the situation, posting waifu is always the right course of action

>>38759761
Sora no Otoshimono
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Tilde what did you think of nigii
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>>38759783
Go away Ebin, you shitstirrer
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>>38759761
Sora no Otoshimono, slave android angel girls and some fanservice if u r into it. Not same anon btw
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>>38759810
don't like this meme lads >:(
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>>38759805
why do people bring up past namefags like they was an important part of britfeel?
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>>38759802
>>38759813
Cheers, I'll look into it, looks fairly cute
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>>38759823
what is she doing with her tongue?

it looks lewd
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>>38759843
Careful now, she's only 13. Don't want to be done by the internet polic do ya?
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What should I get myself for my birthday coming up lads?
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>>38759789
>>38759784
tbf his collab albums are all music kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ca8PkvggD8
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>>38759859
Don't you want it to poke up your butthole though?
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>>38759843
>>38759859
Don't worry lads nothing lewd
guarantee if you want something lewd you can find it instantly considering a good few times the show dipped into it too
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>>38759859
what if I want to also be a 13 year old loli and yuri it up is that still illegal
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>>38759865
>music kino
I-I don't think that's a thing anon. I'll check this out though, I enjoyed Flood but haven't heard anything else from them
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>It's two-thousand and fucking seventeen and my dad still screams about viruses and loads his computer full of anti-virus programs like its 2001.

Fuck sake just download a bonzai buddy while you are at it and leave me alone.
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>>38759783
>very very good desu
it was aweful mate. My waifu giving CIA snark and the cerci scenes are the only thing preventing me from cringing through the entire show. The Jews write plots and characters even worse than that fat burger. Rip qt snek too
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>>38759898
>I-I don't think that's a thing
lmao what a fkn loser
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>>38759910
That's Ebin, Sophie-poster. Don't encourage the cunt
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>>38759877
N-no that would be wrong

>>38759894
>overweight adult NEET wants to be a cute 13 year old anime gril
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>>38759928
Are you going to keep shitposting or what
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>>38759910
>Rip qt snek too
Ugh this
Tbh though, not feeling to shitty about it, I reckon this seasons going to mostly be buildup with a bit of action sprinkled in which is shit but I don't mind it considering I've got nothing else to do
Sophies face when vegetable brings up her time with the Boltons was pure PTSD
The end I found was quite surprising though, fucking old girl giving the last middle finger haha
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>>38759910
The blonde next to your waifu is far more attractive and hotter. You should change waifus
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>>38759954
You know for a fucking fact it's you

IMMEDIATELY after you go to brit, you respond to a waifu post with Ebin AND that one with just enough time in between for the cooldown timer to go

Not only that, the image filenames are the same AND you do the same fucknig "h-haha" bullshit all the time
>>
/brit/ here, we really miss ebin and tilde :(
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>>38759946
>overweight adult NEET wants to be a cute 13 year old anime gril
don't we all?
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>>38759973
Look at the post directly below. 9 seconds difference
At least you tried tho
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>>38759973
Chill out lad, there's no a conspiracy
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>>38759974
go back there then tilde
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Watching early UFC lads. Wish I knew how to fight and wasnt a sack of shit.
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>>38759976
You've watched too much anime and it's corrupted your mind.

Start lifting, pick up a hobby other than anime, get laid and your degenerate desires will disappear.
Oh and most importantly, be yourself
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>>38759965
smirkfu is qt but I'm not about pancake titties
>>38759955
he knows how traumatic it was, why is he being a poo bringing it up. the bastard even got a hug from her earlier. I kind of guessed that it would be her, it was a good scene though. the number of competent actors on that show grows fewer.
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>>38760018
>be yourself
But anon, the reason I watch anime is to get away from myself haha
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>>38759900
Nice to meet you, anon's dad.
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>>38760014
I've been thinking about joining a MMA or kickboxing class. Have you got anything nearby?
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/brit/ misses ebin, he posts nice anime
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>>38759998
>>38759999
>>38760042
>>>/int/77795343

Hopefully that link words
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>>38760042
That's the problem. I understand the desire for escapism, everyone does it to an extent but you go too far and you'll become a zombie. Might as well kys (pls don't)
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/brit/ here, where are ebin and tilde?
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Is english the only language where we can invent words on the fly, and an English speaker can understand it?

Like if I said "His anvillic appearance" You'd understand what I meant. Even though I've literally just invented the word "anvillic".
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>>38760054
I probably do. I'm 30 though and been smoking/drinking/doing drugs for half my life.
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>>38759720
Oh shit hahahahahahahha this reminds me when I was driving the lads around and had my phone set to shuffle, Isabella Valentines jackpot comes on and Im scrambling about trying to change it haha. Ended up trying to explain the fetish to the normie cunts, they didnt understand.
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>>38760092
Umm no sweety, I have no idea what that means
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>>38760092
How high are you right now, that doesn't make sense
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Put a shit load of money on matched betting and I'm worried I've ballsed it up somehow. If all goes well I'll have made 30 bongs, so that's nice.
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>>38760092
I think I get what you mean, like an "anvillic" person would be heavy set and sturdy, right?
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>>38760031
Yeah desu. I think he just wanted to bring up to prove he's not bullshitting haha but yeah, the good actor roster gets smaller and smaller each episode desu.
I reckon Jon and Dragongirl are going to get together tho, she's 'mirin
>>38760067
pic
>>38760083
I spent weeks after my exams just watching anime before trying to do anything productive desu, it actually helped but you do need to drag yourself from the stupor.
don't worry anon, i'm too pussy to do that haha although sometimes I feel like I should just drop off the face of existence
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Anyone see the cricket? Absolute quality at the end there lads.
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>>38760092
u hi bro
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>>38760107
>>38760113

Anvillic a person with anvil like properties.

>>38760138

The one smart person here.
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>>38759686

Moderately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acicmeCO85A
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>>38760146
please come back to /brit/ ebin
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>>38760138
Don't encourage him lad
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>>38759625

That's a rapid improvement lad, what have you learnt alg wise?
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>>38760146
>pic

Is completely irrelevant to what I said?

Face it, you wasn't even clever enough to use proper filenames, and you literally responded to someone calling for YOU specifically to post waifu, and then you posted both pictures as a response because you're a moron.
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>>38760181
reckon ebins there to stay lad unless he wants to come over and shitpost
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>>38760107
HAHAHA SWEETIE MAYMAY XDDDDDD UPBOATED AND SHARED M8 XDDD
off yourself
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>>38760092
>anvillic

My first instinct is that refers to something that doesn't have villi, the bodies that line the intestines.

Maybe anvilesque?
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>>38760097
Time to get your shit together then mate. It's not too late
It willl probably easier if you join a class, they do cardio too
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>>38760054
you should just do kick boxing. mma is usually really expensive and something you should do when you already have some fighting experience.
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>>38760209
ohhhhhhhhhhhh
haha didn't realise he was askin ebin
guess I landed myself in that one proper lad I'll post a pic of my wall in a sec
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>>38759805
I didn't mind him desu. What happened to him anyway?

>>38759810
Ebin is sleeping at the moment lad
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>>38760092
I'm genuinely surprised people didn't understand anvillic, as in having qualities relating to the noun or adjective the nonsense word was derived from.

Is it more than a meme that people on here really don't have conversations with other humans, be it face to face or online?
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>>38760209
Not sure if Saku or tilde false flag desu
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>>38760236
>>38760237
The cunts are back

Couldn't even give it 3 fucking hours could you?
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>>38760250
bitter little saku no doubt
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>>38760254
Can you redpill me on what happened lad? I come home to this shitstorm. I say come home, I just woke up.
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>>38760137
>Put a shit load of money on
>Could make a whole thirty squads
The fuck are you doing?
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>>38760215
woah are you ok there sweety? Did mummy not give you enough love? x
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>>38760237
You aren't welcome here.
Use /brit/ you dickhead
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>>38760237
please come back to /brit/ :( we miss you so much!!
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>>38760270
Read the archive. These cunts have destroyed britfeel enough
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>>38760242
I didn't even know what an anvil was...pls no bully
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>>38760237
Please leave and go to /brit/
>>
Imagine if someone dumped lens pics haha
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>>38760273
Taking advantage of sign-up offers. By betting both on and against something on two sites you make a bit of profit.
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>>38760254
>>38760209

That should clear it right up lads
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>>38760302
still trying to cause drama tilde?
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>>38760302
Imagine how little we all would care.
>>
DON'T REPLY TO NAMEFAGS
DON'T MENTION NAMEFAGS
DON'T ASK ABOUT PAST DRAMA

What show are you watching at the moment lads? I'm looking for an anime that's not moe shit. Seen Eva, Steins Gate, Cowboy Bebop, AoT, and Welcome To The NHK
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>>38759795
Thank you for asking, it went better than I thought. The work is really hard and repetitive but I knew it would be, I don't mind too much I think after a few weeks I wont feel it. At 12pm I had to sit by myself in the canteen and it felt like school, I just pretended to text and didn't eat because I felt uncomfortable. But after that it got better, I spoke to another person actually managed to small talk well, he spoke to me about uni and football but I didn't feel as uncomfortable as I thought I would, also this woman kept asking me questions but mentioning my name, I thought this was weird because I hadn't said my name and it takes most people ages to learn names. Eventually I asked how they knew my name and they said they remembered me from school, I said I didn't remember them and they said they was 2 years older than me so that's probably why. They said I looked the exact same and that felt kind of bad, I thought I looked a lot better now but I guess I still have the same baby face and horrible posture though. It feels kind of bad that you could be as quiet and embarrassing through school as I was hoping to be invisible and people still remember you because you was weird. Getting changed at the end of the day is awkward, just one small room we all have to get changed in and I accidentally wore my boxers with the missing buttons and I think they might of saw something, feel pretty embarrassed but I'm not sure

It's about a 40 minute walk home but I walk fast so I got home in about 25 minutes, felt kind of embarrassing because I was covered in sweat and dressed bad but I really shouldn't, I'm working hard and anyone who stares at me or cares probably isn't

not the most interesting story but thanks for asking
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>>38760316
>my house only has 1 room

Try again, Ebin
>>
People I love:
Tilde
Ebin
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>>38760316
>browsing 4chan in incognito mode
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>>38760316
>Incognito for 4chan
You're so pure.
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>>38760237
tilde you didn't reply to my post (I think) >>38759306
please do
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Generals that miss Tilde and Ebin:
/brit/
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>>38760350
I'm not giving you a house tour lad
>>38760366
kek it stops it from coming back up when I close my tabs for the night, when I boot back up I have like 20-40 tabs reopen from the previous day of varying importance
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>Waifuposters now picking on ones outside their clique since they've already cucked ebin and tilde
The hunger for power is amazing
>>
I've been an autistic loner most my life lads, I don't know how to be a regular person with mates or a girlfriend. Being alone is all I've ever known ;_;
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>People like Tilde more than ebin on /brit/
He has his work cut out for him if he wants to beat Tilde.
>>
People I miss:
Tilde
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>>38760409
Who gives a fuck? leave it in /brit/ where it belongs
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>>38760372
pls no bully lad haha
:(
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Include but are not limited to:

>Women are a commodity, you either buy their company by being an alpha male or by paying them money either directly or indirectly
>You will never be chad no matter how much you try, the only way to take chads place is to kill him and every other man more attractive than you
>Society looks down on you because you lost the genetic lottery, you're the runt of the litter and everyone you meet knows it and is disgusted by you
>You never fit in anywhere because of this and it'll be nigh impossible for you to have a normal life like everyone else

I know it hurts. They lied to you all your life, your parents, teachers, movies, books. Almost everything they told you was a lie and it's warped your perception of what life is supposed to be.Remove emotion from the argument and look at things in a logical way. You'll never get a girlfriend who saves her virginity for you, who'll be eternally loyal and loving, who'll help you when times are tough. That girl has only ever existed in fiction.
>>
>>38760338
Wolf's Rain is great desu. Borderline furry at times but it reminds me of Bebop but with a greater focus on narrative rather than characters

>>38760373
There are better places to discuss this kind of thing
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>>38760420
You did if you gave me a nice shiny (you)
>>
>>38760426
PLEASE COME BACK TO /BRIT/ WE MISS YOU TILDE
>>
>Mum is liberal SJW type
>When I was a teenager, she encouraged me to get a black gf
>Now I have insatiable jungle fever

Damn it, I don't want to know she has gotten her way with her degenerate wishes
>>
>>38760425
The Facts of Life

by anon
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Tilde are you going to stay in uni
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@38760426
Why did you reply to me? Everyone wants you to leave, just give it up mate
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>>38760426
everyone is talking about you on /brit/
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>>38760338
Tokyo Ghoul was alright, S2 did dip a bit for me and everyone else was ranting on like it was shit, but I think it varies, either way its worth a watch imo.
I've heard Space Dandy is good if you liked Bebop, made by the same studio and I plan to watch it myself haha
>>
>>38760386
List these supposed waifuposters then ebin, oh wait you can't!
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>>38760464
Just looked on brit. It's one guy that's made 14 identical posts. No (You)s except 1. Literally identical posts save an extra word or so. Sad!
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>>38760426
i just want to know that you're beautiful and i want you to stay here and a lot of people here feel the same way
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>>38760489
Space Dandy is fantastic.
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>>38760522
Fuck off. We want him to come to /brit/ more. You lot don't respect him
>>
>>38760426
please stay, you brighten my day
>>
I'm scared of being a proper person
>>
There's a kind of cute autistic girl on University Challenge tonight
>>
>just saw Rachel Riley's feet on /hr/
ewwwwwwwwwww
>>
>>38760549
we know you are tilde, much easier to pretend to be nice isn't it?
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>>38760489
>>38760529
Space Dandy it is then lads, cheers. Have a comfy Gondola as gratitude
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>>38760542
/brit/ is dead 95% of the time. i would rather go there but its basically dead
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>>38760522
This desu. Good post.
>>
>>38760562
Please don't ruin Rachel Riley lad
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>>38760584
It's more active than here idiot
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>>38760584
>/brit/
>dead
it's more active than /britfeel/
>>
>>38760596
>5 posts of "poo XD" is more active than 2-3 quality britfeel posts
>>
>>38760584
are you daft? /brit/ is the most active general on 4chan.
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>>38760529
Guess I'll get around to watching it sooner then haha
>>38760582
Cheers lad, I actually have that Gondolapic but its file size is too big to post (3.3MB) :(
Hope you enjoy it and have a comfy evening anon
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>>38760594
Here, to make it up for you.
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>>38760572
Who's tilde?

I'm just a guy who's a bit distressed at the minute.
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>>38760594
A second one for you. Sorry
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I don't mind if some of the /brit/ lads stick around for a bit as long as they don't just do their usual inane shitposting desu.
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>>38760595
>>38760596
>>38760627
you know no one believes you? im on /brit/ now and there has been no more posts since i said it is dead
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>>38760426
Are you still deathly jealous of len?
>>
>>38760679
>>38760666
I thought we were posting rachel. Aren't these tilde's?
>>
What is the appeal of getting attached to a japanese carton girl?
>>
>>38760697
I'm also on /brit/ friend

>>38760702
Cheeky
>>
>>38760698
Why would he be jealous of Len?
>>
Someone say Rachel Riley?
>>
Fucking sick of hearing about ebin and whatever drama is going on. Why is anyone invested in this boring drama.
>>
Someone link me ebins blog
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>>38760721
ur a bumhole mate
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>>38760679

FUCKING CHRIST HER FEET ARE THE WRONG WAY AROUND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER
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>>38760697
Then you're in the wrong thread you mongoloid.
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>>38760774
Your waifu's a slut lol
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>>38760697
>>>/int/77800406
mong
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>>38760800
>his waifu's occupation is being fap bait for men that can't even get it up anymore
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>>38760803
>15-20 posts per minute
>dead
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>>38760803
holy shit /brit/ is way more active than /britfeel/
>>
>>38760864
They can go through a thread in under 10 mins. It's mental
>>
>>38760864
This desu. How can you even have discussion there?
>>
>>38760864
this, what the fuck. how is it so active?
>>
>random text
>"your jsa claim is now ended, you will be paid what you are owed"
>check back balance
>seventy quid put in
Score. Thought they cancelled it ages ago
>>
>>38760896
probably because theres a load of multinational mongs there
>>
/brit/ is too fast. you cant even have discussions there. this is the same problems with brit pol. this is why britfeel is the best.
>>
>>38760884
You don't have a discussion on /brit/. That's the beauty of it. It's just laid back shitposting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBPbAzrPFmE
>>
Got a job in a Butlins lads. Hopefully there will be some nice slags there.
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>>38760896
>>38760864
/int/ is just /b/ with flag jokes
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>>38760931
They'll be chav slags from Liverpool and Sheffield
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this sums up how I feel right now

goodnight britfeel
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stop talking about us you freaks
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>>38760922
>wanting to have a discussion
brainlet
>>
>>38760836
>your waifu's occupation is being a literally who on game of sluts
>sucked 10 smelly jew dicks to get the part
>>
>>38760931
ur gonna be drowning in 8yo gash lad
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>>38760947
>2nd post is a yank
>us
lel
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>>38760931
Depends which Butlins lad.

>>38760946
Goodnight lad. Have a good kip.
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>>38760944
Not likely in East Devon mate
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>>38758236
>eating dinner
>mum starts talking to me about hpv and anal sex
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>38760884
there is no discussion
you make a post more than 100 characters long and you get fedora posted
>>
I miss /brit/ desu. I haven't really spent much time on there for years.

>>38760969
us = yank, silly lad :3
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People need to muzzle their fucking kids. I went to McDonald's just now and there must've been a dozen kids screaming their heads off.

Oh, and I was the only white person there, that was nice too I guess
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>>38760946
It's quarter to 9 mate...goodnight hope you feel better
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>went to the toilet for a piss
>piss ends up going everywhere, including down my trousers
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>>38760995
Like people who think it's acceptable to give kids McDonalds are going to be decent enough parents to make them behave
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>>38760993
>>>/int/>>77800441
what did he mean by this
>>
>>38761003
Worst thing is when you piss and then put your cock back in your trousers and fucking loads of piss leaks out all over your legs and you spend the rest of the day with pissy boxers.
>>
>>38760948
What did you mean by this?
etjj
>>
>>38761034
>>38761003
Nah lads, the worst is when you wank off and then some kind of twisted nether magic happens to your foreskin that isn't there pre-wank and it somehow causes all your piss to fly off at different angles and in different rates
>>
>>38760995
Fatass go on a diet
>>
>>38760426
>There are better places to discuss this kind of thing
please can you accept my invite so we can talk it outwithout shitting up the thread
>>
>>38758258
>we will never, EVER accept tripfags
This just makes me want to start tripping on /brit/ to piss you off.
>>
>>38761003
>>38761034
ffs dab it with a tissue you bloody child
>>
>>38760952
the jews get squeamish about showing her tits to the audience, I doubt they even have penises.
>>
>>38761066
>Foreskin stuck

Y-yea I know that feeling haha
>>
>>38761132
Mate you can't do that shit at a urinal. It only happens when I'm in a urinal in a bit of a rush and I don't give it a proper shake
>>
I want to die doing something brave in a war but modern wars are shit
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anyone read jahans' fanfiction?
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>>38761154
>They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for ones country. But in modern war there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
>>
Lads whatever happened to comb sissy? Is he still cute?
>>
Which thread is worse?

>>38728254

>>38757383
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>>38761154
Agreed; my country is gone, my government favours outsiders over their own countrymen, my people are being displaced in genocidal numbers and if I speak out against it I'm the bad guy.

I just want a crusade so I can die for a good cause already.
>>
>>38760713
Because Len has a superior life in almost every aspect

>Bf who loves him
>Management at a decent job
>Moved out of his mummies house
>Happy and not crying at a&e
>Actually liked by people here that can appreciate his advice instead of spitting it back into his face
>>
>>38761209
That thread actually has a slag thus making it better than here
>>
>>38761209
>incest lovers vs mentally ill faggots
I dunno man, it's a tough call
they both need to fucking burn
>>
Keep us updated with your progress Rubik's anon, I love seeing fellow cubers progress and britfeel desperately need quality content.
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>>38761209
/Day of the rope/ when?
Fucking degenerates
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Who is your Frenchfu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oam19Ja3RmU
>>
A swathe of NHS employees in the south are having their salaries cut by 17%, ostensibly because those in the north get paid less (although this is entirely appropriate as living costs in the south are slightly higher). The NHS is finally caving in lads, they're resorting to straight up slashing salaries. Maybe someday we won't be paying national insurance any more!
>>
>>38761329
Pay for my therapy wagie.
>>
>>38761329

Thousands of pharmacies will close in the next 2 years. The NHS supplement they get is being cut by around 7%, and that will push thousands over the edge into loss making
>>
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>>38761323
I can see through your tricks Pierre, you're not fooling anyone
>>
>job application wants an example of 'multitasking'
Can I tell them that multitasking is a misnomer and nobody can actually do more than one thing at any given time? Would they appreciate this honesty or do I have to lie?
>>
>>38761154
>>38761222
I know this feel.

Most people that die in war end up getting sniped or hit by a missile from a predator drone.
>>
>>38761365
What a bullshit question. What's the application for?
>>
>>38761329
>Maybe someday we won't be paying national insurance any more!
good one anon.
>>
>>38761368
exactly, even war - the second oldest profession in the world - has become impersonal and meaningless
there's no honour, no great causes, just... nothing any more
>>
>>38761365

tell them you can talk on your phone whilst driving a car and keeping an eye out for the rozzers
>>
>>38761385
medical lab assistant
it's insane how much they tack on to the person specification for such a ball-achingly entry-level job
BUT HEY, AT LEAST EVERYONE IS GOING TO UNI NOW ISN'T THAT GREAT, IT'S NOT DEVALUING DEGREES AT ALL HAHA, EVERY JOB SHOULD HAVE TO REQUIRE A DEGREE NOW FUCK APPRENTICESHIPS!!
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>even war - the second oldest profession in the world - has become impersonal and meaningless
there's no honour, no great causes, just... nothing any more
>>
>>38761445
Completely untrue. People are awarded the military cross for feats of immense bravery or prowess on the battlefield.
>>
>>38761365

"I give the utmost attention to the current duty at hand, I believe that "multitasking" leads to a decreased focus on the individual aspects of each task and ultimately leads to unsatisfactory quality upon completion."

fuck these cunts who try to push five different jobs on you purely because "you're our employee"
>>
>>38761385
Why, my peanus weenus of course :D

hahah! :D

It's my weeeeeenus peanus! :) hahah!

What's the application for? My answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!
>>
>>38761456
>People are awarded the military cross for feats of immense bravery or prowess on the battlefield.
nothing more than trinkets given to the goyim to stop them from questioning why they are fighting wars that don't benefit them in any way
>>
bloody hell lads. /brit/ is shite. the people on there express very normie views. i dont mean they not neets, i mean they hold very pleb like views.
>>
>>38761408
'War' probably came before prostitution
>>
>>38761432
It would help if apprenticeships actually paid more than 4quid an hour, then you get sacked at the end of it.
>>
>>38761478
Ye but there's no more 1v1s its shit now
>>
>>38761323
Started learning French there yesterday
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>nothing more than trinkets given to the goyim to stop them from questioning why they are fighting wars that don't benefit them in any way
>>
Why do all 'indie' people I know in their early 20s love the Smiths but don't even know the superior band the Housemartins. Shame
>>
>>38761462
They'll just think you're a smartass and throw out your application. Do NOT do this
>>
>>38761478
They a trinkets that are highly praised within the military and conservative community, so 50% of the population.
>>
>>38761509

fucking hell i havent listened to the housemartins for years, time to bang some tunes on, thanks anon
>>
>>38761509
probably because housemartins have less exposure. i like the smiths but i have never even heard of housemartins. the fuck is an indie person anyway?
>>
Just thinking about all the friendships I've ended/ruined. Been a bit of a cunt lads.
>>
>>38761365
No you just talk about working in an office and dealing with paperwork, phones and emails at the same time. Jesus christ you autist don't ramble on about the definition of the word.
>>
lads why does this song make me feel so happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1wg1DNHbNU
>>
>>38761512
I've read making your application funny is actually an effective method. If you make the HR drones laugh they are more likely to grade your application better.
>>
>>38761533

This is an absolute cracker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_TMUJIWwyI
>>
>>38761559
It's an upbeat song with a downbeat message
>>
>>38761533
>>38761528

Beautiful South even better imo
>>
>>38761551
I'm not rambling about the definition of the word, I'm pointing out that what the word is intended to describe doesn't even exist. Nobody does more than one thing at a time. They might flit between different tasks quite quickly, or deal with several tasks in the course of their duties but nobody is doing more than one thing at a time in either instance.
>>
>>38761559
Because new wave is great. This one does it for me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg
>>
>>38761577


>tfw you never got the innuendos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWjDZkY1ILU
>>
>>38761365

tell them that you can crack out a jobbie and give yourself a hand shandy at the same time
>>
Anyone ever seen those youtube channels where the guy who runs it goes into public toilets and pisses everywhere?

I fucking cracked up when I found them.
>>
>>38761580
>*rambles about definition of the word*

You're hopeless if you can't see why they're asking that question and what kind of answer they want.
>>
>>38761619
I saw those ages ago, I'd forgotten about them. Do you have a link?
>>
>>38761580
This is far too philosophical for something as trivial as the topic 'what is multitasking'.

I bet you over analyse everything like that in your life.
>>
Back from work and it's amazing how whites can tell I'm honorary white

It's the explanation as to why they keep talking to me
>>
>>38761593

great tune, here's another favourite, very underrated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucw0twciNGk
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Right lads. I didn't go to the casino like I normally do on my birthday because I was saving holiday money

either dubs/12/14/16/20 and I'll go to the casino with half of my bookie winnings from today
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>>38761594
>She's a perfect ten, but she wears a twelve
>Baby, keep a little two for me
I dont get it
>>
>>38761666

She is a size 10, but she wears a size 12 dress, so there is room for his hands
>>
>>38761681
You make me feel stupid
>>
>>38761666
>When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
>You wanna see the smile on my face
>And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
>There ain't no man can replace

literally all women care about is your dick size
>>
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>>38761661

Dammit, so close to 666
>>
>>38761681
Or she's a 10/10 and a size 12. He has a scat fetish and wants her to keep a little two (slang for poo) for him.
>>
>>38761711

she is a massive roastie, she goes on about cheating here too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8ll5yHxWs
>>
>>38761711
She's clearly saying she doesnt care about his dick size
>>
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Any of you lads ever up for a casino trip in northampton?
>>
>>38761752
>guy has a thick 8 inch cock
>she's beaming

>guy has, in her own words, a 'poor poor' 4 inch dick
>she has to resort to the "well I love him for him" excuse

come on lad, you really think she likes both the same?
>>
>>38761644
Whites must think I'm paki status because they never talk to me even though I'm also white.
>>
>>38761776
Why would she? Would you like a huge loose fanny?
>>
>>38761759
>TETLEY's
Like poetry
>>
>>38761759
What the fuck is that tower for? Looks like a chimney but there's no factory.
>>
>>38761644
there's no such thing as 'honourary white' you paki
you still have to go
>>
is 5 ft 8 too small for a guy? no memeing please
>>
>>38761731
This proper tickled me lad
>>
>>38761811
Not him but I've been told I'm 'white enough'.
>>
>>38761811
There is such a thing. Hitler said the Japanese were honourary whites.
>>
>>38761825
It doesn't help, that's for sure.

But it's not THAT bad
>>
>>38758497
does brit have no tripfags
might check it out
>>
>>38761825

Probably on the low end of acceptable there laddy, i wouldnt worry too much
>>
Now that things have settled, is this thread an objective improvement?
>>
>>38761825
My dad is 5'3 and has ten kids by 3 different women (that I know of).
>>
>>38761825
>meme answer
kys my man
>no memeing
literally does not matter, there's someone for everyone
sure most girls might be put off but I'm 5'9" and I have a fiance
>>
>>38761845
It also has no conversation at all. Brit is just a load of lads talking to themselves, using the same memes, posting every single minute.
>>
>>38761843
Hitler also fell for a 'we wuz kangz' meme. He isnt the ultimate authority on whiteness
>>
>>38761825
No memeing lad 5'8" is just about passable. If you wear shoes with a heel it will help for sure
>>
>>38761844
yeah, i know its not that going to exactly help but im wondering if its really that much of a problems. i have a good looking face so im wondering if my height puts some women off
>>
>>38761810

It used to be a factory for lifts, that was the testing shaft. The testing shaft was listed, so when they demolished the factory and built a housing estate, the lift shaft stayed
>>
New thread: no tolerance for tripfags this time

>>38761867

>>38761867

>>38761867

>>38761867

>>38761867
>>
>>38761866
Obviously Hitler is the ultimate authority. He's the Fuhrer.
>>
>>38761843
>hitler said it so I must follow it to the letter
you know that people on the alt-right don't literally worship hitler right? hell, he got a lot of shit very very wrong
>>
>>38761877
Yes your height puts some women off, just like other parts of you will put women off

It won't put ALL women off though
>>
>>38761865
So its just like here then but no cancerous tripfags and anons wanting (you)'s off them.
>>
Britfeel has gone so downhill now that I'm leaving.
>>
>>38761916
No, even the conversation we are having now would be unprecedented on /brit/.

There, you get no true replies to your post. You might get a (You) if someone wants to post the same meme as you did, but it won't be an actual reply to anything you've said.
>>
>>38761948
same lad namefags ruined it how is /brit/
>>
>>38761974
Where do we go?


Last time I checked britfeel on 4+4chinnings it was full of sickos.
>>
Guy at work noted he didn't see me at the pub for monthly free drinks with work colleagues

>>38761784
True


Might be the way you dress
>>
https://youtu.be/2mFPfX01CCM

Why have you lads never covered this guy?
He's basically what britfeel is.

28 years old
Lives with his mum
Talks about Japan, anime
Going to Japan
Hiw Autism gives him the ability to have sex with Japanaese girls
Masturbating
And working in a Spar petrol station.
>>
>>38762038
/brit/ or /britpol/ havent been on them in ages
>>
>>38762038
I didn't even know there was one there. I mostly only use /v/, /tv/ and /co/ on that site Occasionally /pol/ when something interesting happens
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