/brit/

>>77590755
wish I were a tradie sometimes, seems like a simple and carefree existence

TIL Thioacetone. A chemical so stinky that a small amount (test tube amount) causes nausea a half mile away. A smell so bad it was described as "Fearful"

In 1889, an attempt to distill the chemical in the German city of Freiburg im Breisgau was followed by cases of vomiting, nausea and unconsciousness in an area of 0.75 kilometres (0.47 mi) around the laboratory due to the smell.[7] The soap manufacturer Whitehall Soap Works later noted in an 1890 report that dilution seemed to make the smell worse and described the smell as "fearful".[8] Thioacetone is considered a dangerous chemical due to its extremely foul odor and ability to render people unconscious, induce vomiting, and be detected over long distances.

taking a shower anyone want to join

>>77590838
Bit suspicious about getting in German showers to tell the truth

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>>77590848

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>>77590838
>>77590848

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Who is this lads? (Asking for a mate)

the torso band on my pyjama trousers is so tight that it gives me perpetual stomach pain

not sure what cretin designed this

bugs...

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Just got a call

>>77590862
oink oink said the little piggy

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>>77590848
JF craic >>>>>>>>>>>>> Bong craic

>>77590865
Hi rajeev

>>77590855
Prometheus

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>>77590838
>>77590848

>>77590871
Im 55kg sweetie

90 kilos and PROUD

walked through the deep dark forest at night yesterday heard plenty of strange noises shan't be going back in there

>>77590886
*flicks you away*

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the gf

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>90 kilos and PROUD

>>77590855
David?

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>>77590899
>tfw 100

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I just want a qt Aussie girl to drink fosters with

>>77590952
i'll trade you a cute aussie girl for a cute yank girl

>>77590952
aussies don't drink fosters

>>77590855
it's a random woman

I want a cute Aussie girl to pee by my tree

>>77590969
got the original picture?

mornin lads

>>77590952
I drank feasters Apple sparkle

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>>77590986

>>77591001
wew
thanks

I'll be jacking it in San Diego.

Rajeev ignored me :(

*blasts out Skillex in public*
*everyone in a 1 mile radius dies from cringe*

>>77590958
done deal, fuck those cunts, horrid creatures really and such bland accents

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
doin a big ol think

Think I might have ME. Always fucking tired. Cannot stay awake for more than 4-5 hours.

>>77591032
likewise lad

grass is greener

>>77591032
Leafs?

*burp* Morty

*chugs two litres of estrogen*

MORTY

>>77591033
George was absolute scum letting based Nick die like a dog.

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>>77591036
you need to take more naps

>>77591047
leaf accents aren't exlusive to leafland, I could go to Minnesota for instance and they have their own leafy accents
something about Aussies tho, so hypnotic
I was lucky enough to catch these two qt girls at a nightclub in downtown LA, to my surprise they were Aussie, bitches literally melted and laughed when I said their accents we're "exotic" expect they said it more like "eggsotik" qtest thing ever.
Too bad their bfs had to pull me off em, I was just getting around to the whole dingo stole my baby thing, I think they were from Melbourne

gizza croggy are kid

Should I watch Baby Driver or Cars 3?

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finally watched this

>>77591111
t. Ari Goldstein

>>77591111
More? Fucking spent about 60 of the last 72 hours sleeping.

I've been up about 90 minutes and can barely keep my eyes open

>>77591125
baby driver was better then expected
cars 3 is a kids film

>>77591145
Are you an /o/tist?

>>77591125
Why not watch your hairline recede into oblivion instead?

>>77591155
No I can't drive

>>77591163
dire

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>>77591103
>The executioners drew handguns and the shooting began. Nicholas was the first to die; Yurovsky shot him several times in the chest
>Anastasia, Tatiana, Olga, and Maria survived the first hail of bullets; the sisters were wearing over 1.3 kilograms of diamonds and precious gems sewn into their clothing, which provided some initial protection from the bullets and bayonets.
>They were stabbed with bayonets and then shot at close range in their heads.
ahhh yes, commies

>>77591140
tell your GP and ask for vitamin B supplements

>>77591157
>bullying
For why?

>>77591163
Mistake. Get your license. Vehicles are freedom

tom scott is a runt

>>77591175
Should ave accepted their fate with dignity

Royalty are the real villains

>>77591175
what about Anastasia tho?

>>77591163
Yo mean you're bad at it right? Not that you literally are unqualified to drive, as an adult that would be absurd

which one of you lot is this?
>>>/his/3141976

>>77591175
ah yes
the tolerant left

*BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* *snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff*...oh yes my dear....*sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....*sssssssnniff*...eggs I smell?......*sniff sniff*....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....*sniff*....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....*ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff*....ah yes...and also....a hint of....*sniff*....cheese.....quite wet my dear....*sniff*...but of yes...this will do nicely....*sniff*.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF* Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....*sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff*.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT* Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..*sniff*…ah….*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff*…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….*sniff sniff*…hmmm….is that….*sniff*….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…*sniff*….a little whiff more if you please…..*ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff*…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…*sniff*….the most pungent one yet my dear….*ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff*….yes….

>>77591239
deplorable

>>77591228
it was you

>>77591174
>>77591190
>>77591218
Im 18 you runtoids

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>>77591175
>They were stabbed with bayonets and then shot at close range in their heads.
Keep in mind that these are children we are talking about

>>77591228
It's you, you fucking tedious cunt

>>77591239
nigh a pixel

>>77591239
Cracking post Bruce.

>>77591253
doxxable information

>>77591175
But remember, the Germans are the real enemy to civilization.

>>77591250
>>77591256
war'nt
posted 18 seconds or so before my post

>>77591253
>literal child
>calling anyone a runtoid

>>77591175
http://www.paulbogdanor.com/left/communists.html
>“… there is only one way in which the murderous death agonies of the old society and the bloody birth throes of the new society can be shortened, simplified and concentrated, and that way is revolutionary terror.”
>“We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.”
- Karl Marx

Ah yes, the ideology that claims it's opponents lack compassion...

>>77591281
>the ideology that claims it's opponents lack compassion...
all of them?

>>77591253
So you've been able to drive for a year but still haven't completed the formality of getting a licence?

Until you have that little pink card in your wallet, you will always be a child

>>77591298
not mine

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bad dreams > infinite space

>>77591254
Umm, technically NOT children, scientifically speaking, they were mature fetuses, so NOT human, NOT children, STOP trying to control communists bayonets.

>>77591175
Should have put the kids into orphanage but that would have come to bit them in the bum

>>77591254
They were not children. They were royalty.

Their death was moral and justified

Two worst films I have ever watched were 2001 & Birdman

>>77591308
Disney made a what-if movie about that

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it's almost 1am and got two tallcans and a full pack of smokes and I'm wearin sunglasses

>>77591317
why are Nigerians so selfish?

>>77591317
Reminder that Poland got Ratatouille 6 months before the rest of the world

>>77591281
Why would you show compassion towards your tormentors?
If you were kidnapped would you not resort to violence in order to escape? Do a think

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>>77591317
don't see a difference

Any women (men) in?

post films that had awful trailers and/or titles but are actually kino
>Warcraft
>John Carter
>The Mummy
>Real Steel

>>77591362
Halo 3

>>77591362

>>>/tv/
>>>/tv/ >>>/tv/
>>>/tv/ >>>/tv/ >>>/tv/
>>>/tv/ >>>/tv/
>>>/tv/

>>77591346
>kidnapped
It was the communists who wouldn't let people leave.

>>77591328
Duuuude tallboys? Tanner you're nuts dude!

EYO CREGG.... CREGG AYO TANNER'S DRINKING TALLBOYS DUDE!... HAHA I KNOW!

cregg says he ain't draggin your drunk ass home dude haha

interstellar is the greatest kino in existence

>>77591362
warcraft was dogshit

haven't seen the others

>naturally high alcohol tolerance
JUST

>>77591373
You're viewing this on the wrong scale
Capitalism is the captor

Blood Meridian film when?

>>77591362
This is bait except for John Carter

>>77591390
lol how's your bar bill grady?

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>why yes, I DO drink to get drunk

>>77591371
shant

>>77591397
Because it allows free exchange of goods and services? Ah yes, it oppresses you by preventing you from legally redistributing other people's stuff into your own pockets, at gunpoint. So oppressive.

John Carter more like John Farte-BRRRAAAAAAAPPP

>regular sized beer cans are set aside for special occasions in Yankland

*sniff sniff*

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>>77591376
fuck cregg I'm already home shitting on gooks

>>77591419
>TOP DEFINITION
>shant
>A Pint of Beer (Portsmouth). Origin unknown.
>"Fancy a shant?"

Bit early

>fun size
>implying that more of something is less fun

>>77591461
literal and actual newfag

>>77591463
It's to trick small children into eating less confectionery

>>77591463
what about more less fun? is that more fun?

>>77591459
dire

>>77591463
>fun size
>only enough fun for one

No truth in advertising

>>77591459
>cig packets aren't all the same color, with pictures of cancer all over them

weird

>>77591478
Not sure I follow

>>77591482
Too much fun is less fun.

>>77591494
we get a surgeon general warning that it can kill you and such but yeah no

Wish commies would grow up and realise that, no matter how well meaning, communism always descends into horrific carnage because, at it's core, it is pure, distilled, evil.

>>77591504
going to need a second opinion here

>>77591140
you need help Tim

Any of you lads ever got an interrail pass before?

>>77591524
you're also ugly

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>>77591494
hate that shit
love me some classic cig packaging

>>77591518
at it's core it was conceived by a Jew with relations to the Rothschilds who created it for lower level gentiles as a way to topple non-inflationary currency economies

alri lads brit on a domestic vacation here, what are the best candy bars here?

>>77591527
No wanna get one but me friends are all broke lmao

Baffling

>>77591543
I'll come!

>>77591527
yeah

>>77591543
Wow great story tell it again

penis's and vaginas are very very weird

>>77591579
don't reply to me you fucking cunt

>>77591533
Same, although part of me weirdly likes it. Makes me feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi future, like Fifth Element or Blade Runner. More so than usual, I mean.

>>77591536
No brit would atually go on a staycation

You're a FRAUD

>>77591585
>penis's

>>77591305
Like this post

Phoneposting lads

They say that money can't buy happines, but I reckon if I won 14 million on the lottery I'd be petty fucking happy

name's dean
pints and slags are the theme

>>77591587
It’s me you’re not allowed to reply to, prawn. Now get down and SQUEAL for daddy.

just seen me sheila gittin rooted by an abbo round the back of the servo

>>77591616
*pays you 20 quid a month of that 14 million till you die*

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>>77591627

>>77591589
Wow great story tell it again

>>77591607
Wow great story tell it again

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>>77590838
>>77590848

>>77591533
Same, although part of me weirdly likes it. Makes me feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi future, like Fifth Element or Blade Runner. More so than usual, I mean.

>>77591633
Just read the post again.

>>77591616
until you got used to the life, then the happiness levels would start to revert. but depends what you do with the money and how sensible you are in the face of unbridled pleasure.

>>77591566
Do you think I could bunk the reservation in Italy and get away without a fine

>>77591593
>No brit would atually go on a staycation

>he's never gone on family holidays hiking in Cornwall or Scotland

hello literal rasheed

>>77591648
what reservation?

>>77591650
nah, just northern and working class upbringing. Went to Spain or the canaries every year on a package holiday

>>77591533
Same, although part of me weirdly likes it. Makes me feel like I'm living in a dystopian sci-fi future, like Fifth Element or Blade Runner. More so than usual, I mean.

>>77591543
I got one by myself, if I wait for me mates I'll never do anything

>>77591650
Wow great story tell it again

>>77591175
>>Anastasia, Tatiana, Olga, and Maria survived the first hail of bullets; the sisters were wearing over 1.3 kilograms of diamonds and precious gems sewn into their clothing, which provided some initial protection from the bullets and bayonets.

would be jokes if they'd survived, protected by excessive wealth

>>77591647
Well right now I'm miserable, alone and pathetic

If the end result was being miserable, alone, pathetic AND rich. that sounds like a win to me

>>77591648
https://www.reddit.com/r/Interrail/comments/6iacat/evading_reservations/

did a wank

>>77591616
The question is what do you do with the money to keep you satisfied for 60 odd years

2 wheeled mechanical horse has been washed

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>Went to Spain or the canaries every year on a package holiday

>>77591675
>that sounds like a win to me
ermm perhaps not, you might have the extra stress of knowing you have the means but not the will to enjoy it. Little tip, if it ever happens put a rucksack on ya back with 5 change of clothes and start moving, dont tell anyone you are rich and just bum around seeing the world at your own pace. at least if you spend a life spending all your money you will have enjoyed it.

>>77591698
Travel

>>77591698
travel

>>77591653
It says I gotta pay reservation fees from Florence to Milan and then Milan to montreux Switzerland

Going to do a poo and theres nothing you can do to stop me

>>77591698
Get an easy job I actually like since salary is no longer a issue. Some admin / filing job that gets me out the house without needing any effort

>>77591725
>>77591727
woah...

>domestic holidays

just how fucking POOR were your family

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>>77591730
>wins the lottery
>still wants to be a wagecuck

>>77591698
I'd go to third world countries, find some poor sap who speaks broken English and ask him what he'd do for a night out if he had £1000

Good FREAKIN morning people

>>77591739
t. package deal to Gran Canaria booked off of Teletext

>>77591739
Its called getting to know your country mate

>He's never experienced the maximum comfiness of isle of Wight
I pity you

HURR yeah you know what poor people in poverty need... a GOOD NIGHT OUT!! Hahahahahaha with me Danny and smithster

>>77591739
My family were poor so we just went hiking in Scotland and the likes

We were surrounded by middle class people which is weird, why do that to yourself if you have money

>>77591746
That would be cool, also to add to this pay third worlders a good salary and living standards to become my slaves and train their offspring as warriors from birth and start an empire

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUT6S1xcd98

WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY

>>77591769
it's not for him
he's probably spent his life thinking "man if I had some money, I'd..." and designed a great night out for me

>>77591698
If i had shitloads of cash i think id start buying churches just to preserve them

>>77591820
you can't make church jam, mate, give it up

If I won a mega jackpot, I'd buy an island and rename it the Isle of Whites, proclaim myself king and then refuse to allow about BAME residents

>>77591684
Cheers but not much info, have you done it before?

>>77591739
>he doesn't enjoy a good hike and camping

I bet you're one of those nouveau "riche" deano twats who went on shitty package holidays to spain and thought he was living the life

what to do, piss in bathroom and wake roomies at 120am or gatorade bottle

choices man

>>77591852
No, I'm sure there is an avoid reservations option somewhere

normies have a permanent form of the confidence you get from being semi-drunk

ah yes, it's a "cat vomits up most of a rat on the carpet at 6am, waking me up" episode

if he pulls this shit again I swear i'm booting the cunt into the upper atmosphere

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>>>/fit/42275761

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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs

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>Melania will never be your mummy
why even continue?

>>77591902
had mine bring in a half-dead bird the other day and dump it on the end of my bed
almost wrung the little cunt's neck like a flannel

what's with all the nonces on /tv/

Not going to get a drivers licence, just going to wait until self driving cars are about

>>77591920
that is literally a sign of respect from the cat

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yum x

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>tfw no Aussie chink gf

>>77591919
>she keeps Barron in New York
>Don takes Ivanka with him to be his de facto First Lady

That whole family is fucked up

>>77591933
he can respect my traction engine foot when I volley the cunt top bins into the compost from 40 yards

>>77591920
he'd literally eaten it, and it was half digested so very liquid and especially hard to clean out

now he wants feeding again because he's got an empty stomach
shant

>>77591936
Absolut is vodka right? How the hell do you get 5.7% vodka?

>>77591944
you act like Diana didn't get JFKd, or how most of your MPs are pedos

>>77591943
based

>>77591952
It's obviously a coktail you fucking spastic

>>77591952
water it down?
vodka already is just pure alcohol watered down

all alcohol is vile

>>77591961
I'm pretty sure JFK was dead before Diana was famous

And the Lords are pedos, the MPs are just gay.

serious question: why are blonde people so stupid

>Dolania americana is a species of mayfly in the family Behningiidae. It is the only species in the genus Dolania. It is found in the southeastern United States, as far south as Florida, and is generally uncommon.[2] The adult insects emerge before dawn in early summer, mate and die within the space of about thirty minutes. The female deposits her eggs in the water and dies within five minutes of emergence, believed to be the shortest adult lifespan of any insect.

literally spouting fire out of my bunghole
don't eat hot Cheetos right after dinner lads

>>77591944
Isn't it better for the kid though

Particularly if he has the 'tism like the rumours claim

Hehe I’m pooing too

>>77592007
Being a surrogate husband for his emotionally damaged mother is a bad thing, especially if he's on the spectrum

>>77592023
>Being a surrogate husband

Uh wasn't exactly what I was thinking

Don't think she even wants a husband just his money

John Wick looks awful

>it's a Dr Crusher shags an 800 year old ghost episode

The last season of TNG got weird

>>77592007
>the rumours
Are they based on anything more than Rosie O'Donnell pretending to be concerned (but obviously having a little go at the Trumps)?

>>77592058
He does act weird, and can't interact with other kids without spilling spaghetti everywhere.

He's also a full kit wanker

>>77592055
I would do stuff to Dr. Crusher tho, literal GMILF

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>>77592055
>tng
binned

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>>77592058
Have absolutely no idea what they are based on, but he does seem a bit spergy

>>77592054
John Wick is an excellent franchise. Best action franchise since Transporter.

>>77592084
>muh soap opera
>muh war
>muh section 31

don't worry kid, we all went though an edgy ds9 phase. You'll get over it

>>77592089
he is 10
his height just makes him seem far older, goldstein

>>77591760
>>77591761
>>77591866

t. middle class runts trying to keep up with the upper class

stick to your bed and breakfast in cornwall yeah? one day you might be able to afford a long haul economy flight

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>this guy walks onto your bridge and slaps your COMMs officer on the ass
What do?

>>77592114
>6ft tall at age 11
>been giving Melania the D for years

Shame he's a sperg, he might have been the next step in human evolution

>>77592133
big if true

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>>77592114
He doesn't look older than 10 to me, it's just the way he acts

Kinda reminds me of myself at his age if I'm being honest

>>77592161
The other daughter must feel like shit having to stand next to Melania and Ivanka

didnt go gym this morning so remind me to go later

>>77592176
wont

>>77591903
Dire

>>77592176
It's ok lad, one skip day won't hurt

Just go tomorrow

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>>77592169
Tiffany is qt in a slaggy sort of way desu

>>77592169
Both daughters look like inbred wenches. The sons as well. They all got that weak fucking chin and lower jaw from Blumbpf. Don't think Melania is that good looking really.

>>77592161
this literally makes me scream with laughter every time

>>77592161
I bet his hands are hurting from all the clapping. If you've ever been to any formal event like that one, it's basically just clapping for 2-3 hours. Hands can start hurting after just a few minutes of sustained clapping.

>>77592191
She looks like 7 of 9 if Jeri Ryan got fat

>>77592176
shan't

>>77592197
>Blumbpf
???

>>77592054
Both films are bloody brilliant tbqh

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>yum x

>>77592220
impeachment

>>77592054
He just looks like Keanu Reeves to me.

>>77592220
retard

things I am worried about:

the rise of incest in porn
hollywood trying to normalise noncery

things I am not worried about:

the prospect of facing >>77592255 in unarmed combat

things I am not worried about:

the rise of incest in porn
hollywood trying to normalise noncery

>>77592255
You only notice these things because you wank a lot and browse web forums.

Fresh assorted mushrooms from the market

>>77592255
lol stop being so uptight granddad! it's PC gone mad that you cant diddle your family

>>77592281
Consensual adult incest is great
All other incest is not

>>77592275
Just had some fried mushroms with my egg, beans and chips. They were sorted.

>>77591828
Brilliant post

>>77592291
>Consensual adult incest is great

mentally ill sick n***er p**i* freak

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>Consensual adult incest is great
>All other incest is not

>>77592293
I'm going to make some ramen I think with them

A bit horny lads.

>>77591175
This makes the Antifascist's willy hard

Boss called me a cunt today. I'm not sure he gets that I'm joking sometimes.

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I want my first bj from a girl.

Called runt no.836628 a cunt today and you could see it really broke something behind those watery little runt eyes

Might turn him into paste if he’s late again

things i am worried about:

money

>>77592382
you have to give a bj before you can get one

things I am worried about:

monkey

>>77592402
Oh, I don't think so sweaty.

>>77592411
you calling my uncle a liar mate?

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>>77592325
Nice, how you putting them together?

I did some chicken and mushroom ramen yesterday. Sliced chicken breast, chopped onions, sliced mushroom and bell pepper, fried with garlic and rosemary. Then added the boiling water, noodles (pic related) and seasoning mix.

Nongshim noodles are better (especially Kimchi flavour) but more expensive. Indomie Mi Goreng are the best I've had, but they're not suited to cooking all in one saucepan like that.

>>77592382
overrated desu
most girls do it just to appease not to pleasure

>>77591305
t. arseravaged abortion nutter

anyone else ever had to just tell a bender you're not interested when they start getting too uncomfortably flirty and touchy?

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>>77592407
t.

things I am worried about:

Dying alone without any girlfriend ever.
Dying a virgin
Parent's dying

>>77592448
fuck off phimo

cooking mong loves his cooking

things I am worried about:

whos getting the next pint in
why the missus is chatting to that lad over there
how are we getting home
does anyone want a kebab

>>77592457
na just me turtlemong

turtle is NOT a virgin

>>77592461
never understood people who care about cooking
it's just food lmao

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>depression

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Would it have been so terrible
if I had a *small* fortune?

Gotta put your benis inside a vagina at least once in life right ?

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>addiction

>>77592510
>>77592510
>>77592510

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>oppression

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>>77592461
*spits in your soup*

>>77592382
BJs are, unless she really knows what she's doing, overrated

>>77592420
I have some shitake flavoured noodles I'm going to use.
I'm just boiling the mushrooms with some chicken broth and soup mix then diced chilis as well, then the noodles and maybe a bit of seaweed