/brit/

Physical contact is honestly like a vital human nutrient. When you're under a couple blankets and pressing your naked body against someone else, it's like you feel a wave of contentment, of knowing that no matter what you've done or will do, in this moment someone wants to be with you.

That's why prostitution is never really "losing your virginity", because a large part of that experience is knowing that someone loves and trusts you enough to let you be the closest a human being can be to them. It's a physical pleasure, but also a mental satisfaction of knowing that someone genuinely cares about you, at least for that moment.

When you're in a relationship its filled with these little things. You'll be watching a movie, or on your computer, and she'll wrap her arms around you, or just nuzzle her head into your shoulder, and you'll pause and realise you don't need to ask yourself if you're good enough or deserve to be happy anymore. Because someone else has already answered that question, and they'll love you even if you don't know how to love yourself.

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good edition

>>77589296
>Physical contact is honestly like a vital human nutrient
I'm 25 and don't have this, and am still healthy.

https://www.nasa.gov/launchschedule/

ffs the mario world castle theme is playing in my head

Is this the shitposting general?

>>77589362
no we are very serious

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Looking for my GCSE results for my CV, I searched through the "family box". You know, the "box". What I saw deeply saddened me.

In it I saw me, young and happy. I saw pictures of me and my friends. I don't have those anymore.
Pictures of fun. I don't have that anymore.
Half remembered events, hazy memories of a time I lost, and distant family members whose names I've forgotten.

I didn't find what I was looking for.

After the nostalgia trip, I was brought back to my reality. An utterly failed life. Lads I'm 18, living with mum, no job, I've gimped my college experience and A-Levels, I have no social life, and I don't think I can fix it.

I saw decade old school reports, "Anon is progressing well", "Anon is very outgoing", "he has such a sense of humour". Old Birthday cards. I've not had a birthday card now in 4 years.

How the fuck did I let this happen? I'm up at fucking 6 in the morning playing games, wanking, and posting on the British general of the international board on an anime image site. Sure, this wouldn't be bad as a one off, this used to be part of the good times, but this is my entire life now. EVERY. CUNTING. DAY. IS. THE. SAME.

Please, lads, I need someone to hold me. As I see it right now, I only have one way out of this suffering.

>>77589375
shant

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Hmmmmmmmmm

know people can suck their own dick but am wondering if they can lick their own arse

>>77589380
she want your 7cm long thing bro

(the credit card, not the shrimp dick)

>>77589380
peng (bad)

>>77589375
Join the forces

>>77589409
I'm a disgusting, lazy fat cunt. Even if I did lose weight, I'm guessing that all the excess skin and damage to my body would prevent me.

>>77589423
posting so people don't think you're me

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real yank hours?

HEEEEEEE HE HE HUE HUE HUUUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

>>77589423
Yeah, better to just stay in your room and not even try I guess

>>77589437
yeah okay sounds like a plan

>>77589409
ITS EASY BRO JUST JOIN THE ARMY AND BECOME A PSYCHOPATHIC MURDER MACHINE AND DEVELOP PTSD AFTER YOU MURDER LOTS OF CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF OUR JEWISH MASTERS BRO

>>77589443
the virgin post

>>77589437
I'm working on the weight. I'm just saying I highly doubt the forces would accept someone who sometimes feels pain in their arteries when eating.

Ah yes it's the ol 'teenager complaining that his life is over' post

>>77589443
mongiest post of all mong posts

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feels good to be a yank
always knowing that i'm a proud citizen of the greatest country on earth
everyone on the planet has america to thank for the longest era of peace and prosperity humanity has ever seen

why are men so much more aesthetically pleasing than women?

>>77589472
cause ur gay

>>77589471
that's a cat, mate

>>77589452
That's reflux you gobshite. No 18 year old in the world has arterial stenosis absent a congenital defect in cholesterol metabolism.

t. doctor

>>77589484
>>t. doctor
why does my willy curve to the right

>>77589498
Too much wanking

Find it quite hard to REALLY relax

I can have a beer, settle down for a movie and crack a joke but I still won't be 'settled'.

I'm watching London from a train. I just found out about "Cab View" videos, so I'm into those now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9pye6N7aK0

Grim as fuck, but weirdly relaxing.

>this is a /brit/ poster
>>>/adv/18557223

Look out and it's black outside
Overcast with a couple grey skies
Shotty blast right through my eyes
Broken glass where my dead body lies
Goddamn I hate my fucking life so I stay high as a kite
Don't strive to do nothing right
Disguised in the pale moonlight
No price to pay the devil despite my unsafe levels of toxins
I always meddle
Just lay me down in my grave
$uicide no escape
And it seems I'm going insane
When you start to look forward to pain

>>77589509
building those steel arches every 30 feet to power the trains makes no fucking sense to me
there must be a better way

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Back from the climbing gym laddos
Feelin swole and sexy

Bum is always sweaty recently. Feels really uncomfortable unless I go for a complimentary wipe, but I dare not go now for mummy is asleep and the floors are crickety

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>>77589375
Try being 23 and having gone nowhere since then HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77589471
Pax Britannia was better. We actually sorted shit out, like slavery and industry and discovery and stuff. What has the USA given the world? Fast food?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>77589554
>What has the USA given the world?
the 'chon, the most influential website in the world

>>77589499
why does mine curve to the left?

>>77589375
*hugs you*

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me in the back tbqh lads

>>77589573
Too little wanking, you need the correct balance for it to straighten out.

>>77589573
Use your other hand

>>77589586
is it too late, doc?

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>>77589602
Don't worry anon here's your dose

>>77589563
UK:
The difference engine (computer)
Harnessed electricity
The World Wide Web

USA:
A website

Just kidding, I know the USA advanced computing and networks immensely, and still does. I think America could be doing a bit more for the world while they're top dog, but I'm not blaming the yank on the street for that, just like I won't take personal credit for Britain's achievements. Collective pride is as silly as collective guilt (though it's usually prudent to prioritise one's own family and tribe, with regards to politics).

>>77589623
I don't know what it is.

>>77589478
americans are pussies

'rnin' la's
'ow's tricks?

>>77589528
Page 7 Lad

http://www.bathnes.gov.uk/sites/default/files/sitedocuments/Planning-and-Building-Control/Planning/nr_a_guide_to_overhead_electrification.pdf

>>77589528
not really

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f25R9Gl6FWc

lads

i do not want to dance with the dead, it does not have sense

>>77589698
Listened to 60 seconds. Boring shit for people who just want a beat.

ISIS are a bunch of fucking idiots, as well as savages. I won't say how, but if I wanted to kill a bunch of people in Britain, USA or Europe, prioritising number of casualties over all else (even my own safety), I bet I could get into the hundreds, easy. Maybe 500+.

>drive a car at them and get out and stab them
It's like they formulated their attack plan while playing GTA.

>>77589698
Good stuff thanks

but you already are among the deads, pedro

post toot

NEED a brit bf

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>yeah I'd just like, you know, build a bomb and blow everyone up and kill 1000 people if I 'really' wanted to lmao. Why is everyone else so shit at this?

>>77589732
None of it matters. They are entirely controlled, they apologized to the Israelis for shaking down a convoy in Saudi Arabia, have been spotted multiple times talking with supposed enemies such as in Syria and are likely using the sleeper cell method to use radical Muslims like the useful idiots they are to cause more strife in the region.

>>77589732
I don't think they want to kill westerners too much.

I think they're watching their pr

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>>77589770
So what's the endgame? Greater Israel? Divide and distract muslims in general from attacking Israel? Refugees for Europe? Demand for arms deals? Use the chaos to eliminate specific enemies? Or maybe a complete takeover of Syria?

I read the Rothschilds don't have their claws in the Syrian banking system like they do virtually everywhere else. Is it just a way to eventually grab power and use it to enslave the Syrians using banking?

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Is he /our guy/

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>>77589815
Fuck yes.

Join us, America. Join us, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son!

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just received these in the post

give me a brit bf or i'll shoot up london someday

>>77589861
shadilay fellow kekistani

i need the most brainlet wojak in existence

>>77589815
does this mean we'll get Greggs?

>>77589764
You wouldn't need a bomb to kill hundreds of people. Just a plan that isn't retarded. You don't think you could think of a way to kill 100 people, if you weren't bothered about getting caught or dying in the process?

>>77589883
I don't think I could and neither could you

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>pshh.png

tomorrow is the day i get my life back on track

>>77589812
>So what's the endgame? Greater Israel? Divide and distract muslims in general from attacking Israel? Refugees for Europe? Demand for arms deals? Use the chaos to eliminate specific enemies? Or maybe a complete takeover of Syria?

Literally all of this sounds plausible but the most important is whatever is for the greater good of Israel. That is the source of any event, and it's been that way since the Yom Kippur War ended and the King of Jordan proclaiming Israelis an enemy of Allah.

They will go on doing what they do because it's hard wired into their DNA. Can't see anything getting better except for maybe fewer refugees if European mean get their testosterone back (down 40% since 1992)

>>77589883
Give an example that doesn't involve a bomb, truck or knife

>>77589910
European men*

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>STOP!

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>>77589924

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one pound fish

*Hoses everybody in this thread down with cum*

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SHADILAY STYXERS!

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>>pshh.png

>>77589957
*gargles it, swallows and then starts licking up the rest*

>>77589957
*reports you to HR*

too many beers yesterday, stomach almost exploded. don't see how this is supposed to be enjoyable

morning lads

morning nonce

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>>77589895
>>77589919
Connect a full public swimming pool to a power line. Electrocute 50 people right there. They'd never see it coming, there's no security. Obviously it'd take a bit of working out, might not be feasible. But if it does, that's ten times what you get with a ram raid/stab attack. That's just off the top of my head.

>>77589991
I AM HR! MUAHAHAHAHA
*Blasts you with evne more cum*

>>77590002
that wouldn't work

>>77589296
>tfw she'll never cuddle up to me again

JUST

>>77590009
Why not? I'm not saying run copper wire from the power line to the pool, I'm saying connect the electricity supply. Bear in mind we're talking suicide attack, so this could literally be months to a year in the planning. There is simply NO way it could be done?

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>77590002
Mate are you fucking retarded? You don't know how electricity works.

>>77590002
are you some kind of genius? that's a BRILLIANT idea

>>77590037
Enlighten me.

>>77589995
You have a babby tummy

>>77590029
PLEASE educate yourself

>>77589375
You're only 18, there is still time.

>Start exercising and eating right
>Learn a trade, re-take your A-level or join the military
>Start your career or go to uni (note: only take the A-level/uni route if you could get ~AAB or better....which I'm sure you could if you actually try)

Did toot poster get evacuated alright lads?

>>77590047
The water in the pool will absorb a gigantic amount of that current. You would need multiple lightning strikes worth of power to kill anyone more than a few metres away from the point of origin.

>>77589694
Was wondering about this recently, thanks for the link

have a weird fantasy involving me and an aussie bloke having a threesome with maisie

i've written down a few different scenarios of how it would take place in great detail, i keep them on a notepad document on my pc

>>77589509
Watch the Norway ones, there's actual nice scenery

>>77590059
>PLEASE google my argument for me
Divvy. It goes without saying, I WOULD educate myself before making any kind of move. If it couldn't work (I don't currently see why not, despite your extensive list of zero reasons), I'd discover that and move onto a different idea.

You're telling me you can't think of a single more effective way to kill a large number of people than "drive at them, then get out and stab them."

>>77589995
you didn't eat enough beforehand

Business idea: Obtain a degree/job in human resources and reject all applications from brown folk/women

made a very nice chicken curry

>>77590123
how does that make a difference? wouldn't I feel even more full?

>>77590115
see >>77590096 you dumb spastic

>>77590115
See above. Also personally I'd probably try to get a job at something energy related like a gas plant if I wanted to commit mass murder

>>77589509
>Cab view
What kind of taxi rides on train tracks WTF!?!?!?!?

*misses the high five and asks for a retry*

hahahah

i support trump but i don't associate with the so-called alt-right because their behavior is no better than that of SJW leftists

>>77590109
Thanks, I'll check them out. Big collection here:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7qrSX-1sbQL7hd9ucRukcpzxdvDT6tsN

I'm after interesting and urban scenery as well as pretty landscapes, but Norway sounds nice.

>>77590132
beeriods only hit me when i drink lots of beer on an empty stomach. if i've eaten enough over the course of the day my poos remain firm and reliable.

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Doing quite a large think

>>77590154
very original opinion

>>77590162
>Sikhs are bro-tie-

>>77590162
Bit of a racist list

Wish turks would just let me have the ice cream

Want to put my fingers in a girl and make her giggle lads

lewd

>>77590187
nonce

love blackpool, slough, crawley, rochdale, scunthorpe, widnes, and hull, simple as

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Who the fuck would do this

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off to work lads

kuso gaijin

>>77590137
Okay, so I'd either modify the plan or go with a different strategy. See: >>77590162 for example.
>400+ killed by a cinema fire.
Hmmm, seems a bit more effective than the old van 'n' stab. So maybe I'd start thinking in that direction.

Still think a reasonably intelligent person would struggle to kill 100+ people? That's your point, right? That I person can't think of a more creative and effective way to go about mass murder than crashing a car into a crowd and trying to stab everyone?

>>77590201
most grim post I've ever experienced

>>77590200
Sorry i meant yer 100 year old mum and her rancid gutter cunt

>>77590210
what do you do

>>77590208
A retard who genuinely does not know how to replace it

>>77590201
don't know any of those places except blackpool, are they british shitholes or something?

>>77590129
Chicken Madras?

>>77590208
when you're too lazy to

>>77590208
Someone who needs to wipe a lot

>off to work lads
could have simplified by saying your were going to go earn mr Rosenthal some ducats

POST IT

>>77590240
how is that any more simple

>>77590201
Live in Hull, been to Blackpool. Both highly underrated. Met a bird from Scunny once, she tried to cheat on her bf with me. Told me she had a bf, then took me back to hers and up to her room. I fucking scarpered like a pussy. Not scared of her bf, just did the virgin exit. I was a lot younger and more innocent then.

>>77590218
>That's your point, right?
my point is you're a spastic who doesn't understand electricity.
also reporting your posts to mummy may.

>>77590234
If you're too lazy then why even bother moving it over there in the first place

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Where in Britain can I go so I can be raped my a frustrated, heroin-addicted chav, guys?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ouQMCcOz4

love this tune

>>77590224
Just let it happen anon, don't spoil this.

>>77590255
sound like you'd enjoy scotland lad

>>77590257
NOT A DECIBEL

taking a shit lads

smells quite foul in here rn

>>77590262
it's a 70s tune lad

>american cops can literally murder innocent people whenever they want and get paid leave + hero worship from yank rorkes

grim

>>77590248
Well then you didn't understand my central point, which was quite clear, so that makes you the spastic. And I think GCHQ can fathom the concept of context, mate so good luck getting fined for wasting their time.

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>>77590261
Thanks, friendo.

>>77590271
oh, nice
*puts in the earphones*
*nods head like he's listening*

Trannies and queers are an affront against nature

>>77590247
Don't care how young and innocent you were, you must be bent to turn that down

>>77590272
>rorkes
giving yourself a way too easily Bruce

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>Australians are STILL mad we killed their yoga tart

>>77590284
@metpoliceuk
hate crime

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>>77590284
>t. pic related

CHOON
http://youtu.be/8hPoOOhXg-k

yanks worship black people

>>77590293
http://m.wmctv.com/wmctv/db_401748/contentdetail.htm?full=true&contentguid=AUdiWnEV

was talking about this one actually

in a scenariop, would produce a global satellite positioning network that could interpret every single event from the core to the upper thermosphere in a sort of Laplace's demon effect which would create a reverse causality simulation just for the express consideration of seeing what a b-list actress who has never done nudes before looked like naked in her apartment during the time of filming

>>77590309
I worship the BBC (British Broadcasting Network).

>>77590295
Trannies and queers are a crime against nature

>>77590317
>gf just sent me this on brapchat

>>77590317
BBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

god i fucking hate that mexicano

quite like that mexicano

mexicano

Quite ambivalent towards that brown hispanic chap

the working class is strongly far right in most countries because they've fallen hook line and sinker for the neoconservative bile of reactionaries controlling the media and the "free press", I wish they would organise against the capitalist system and classist prejudice infecting society but that just isn't possible until the myth of social mobility is annihilated once and for all

if you pull the wool from these people's eyes the fat cats and the party bosses would be hanging from the nearest tree in a split second

FUCKING despise that mexicano

Wish I could live off bennies and tacos like that mexicano

>Consumers have less than three months to spend, bank or donate round £1 coins as the new 12-sided version outnumbers the old for the first time.

what the bollox literally half my coins are the old ones

you should post it

>>77590247
i'm going to uni in Hull next year

>>77590346
hmm yes read the entire thing

>>77589375
>only 18 and he thinks it's all over
either get your shit together now or be prepared for a lifetime of disappointment

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>>77590301
>i assure you officer, i am quite innocent, and can account fully for my whereabouts for the entire evening
>looky here mistur fancy shmancy england mayn, we gurt yurr fingurprints awn this here rahfle, which wuz the wun whawt dun the murdur. *spits* you wawna 'splain thayt?
>officer i was nowhere near the the the scene of the crime you're describing and i think i think it would be prudent for me to call some er legal representation now
>you whut?
>i'd like to call my lawyer please
>he wunts a cawl his lawyurr huh huh huh
>sir, officer, if i could just NO
>huh huh, git 'em paw

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https://www.amren.com/news/2017/07/saliva-clues-ghost-species-ancient-human/


>Sub-Saharan Africans bred with a now extinct non human

when's the last time you had a birthday party lads? 14 for me

>>77590388
yeah i think mine was 14 as well

was a fucking disaster hence why i didn't have any more

>>77590388
2006 was 12 years ago

could utterly destroy any of you little rorke monglets

>>77590388
>>77590392
saw some normies sitting in the park by a bonfire letting off fireworks and singing happy birthday

the normie life must be nice

>>77590388
A few months ago, when I turned 36. Although it was just me, 2 litres of Bacardi and 60 bottles of Budweiser.

he is 36 years old hahahahahaas

>>77590388
i've never had one

>>77590404
>a 36 year old posts here

fucking STATE of you

>>77590404
how do you fit that all in

Wouldn't mind living in Bradford, Hull, Skelmersdale, Blackburn, Bolton, Blackpool, Aberdeen, Dundee, the vast majority of Birmingham, Middlesbrough, or Sunderland

Lovely places all

Would very much mind living anywhere in the United Kingdom.

The whole country is a grim shit hole,

Liverpool? More like liverPOO

>>77590388
hmm well my mom died when i was 10 and my life went to shit after that so probably at least 20 years ago

often contemplate suicide but I'm not man enough to do it with any method other than a gunshot to the head in case it all goes horribly wrong and I die on the end of a rope after 5 minutes or in hospital after breaking every bone in my body from the defenestration

if you think about it I'm sure many people feel the same way, gun control once again ruins everything

ottomobeel

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alri lads

>>77590435
*thinks about it*

>>77590443
HATE this cunt

>>77590388
7 or 8 years old

>>77590443
nice cat

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The gym instructor asked if I have a job

>>77590435
Its not that hard to get a gun here

>>77590435
I once tried killing myself. My mother heard me gagging on the rope while I was unconscious and cut me down. It didn't hurt except the initial feeling of blood being ballooned up near your neck before reaching your brain kinda thing.
I would do it again and do it right someday but since I've become too physically and mentally weak to do much other than wish I was dead again.

love coleslaw

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

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ah yes another day in the life of a public transport runtoid

certainly do enjoy these commutes

>>77589296
kek

>>77590376
Good stuff, hope you have a nice time. Make sure to visit Hull Fair in October, on Walton street. Try to get a flat on the Avenues, that's the best area, though it's about a mile and a half from the uni. For nightlife, you want Newland avenue and Princes avenue. Spring Bank is the immigrant area now, and it's kind of spread up to Pearson Park area, but the park is still nice. Have a look down Chanterlands avenue as well, it's easily missed and has some cool stuff (by Hull standards). As for the city centre, there are 3 main shopping areas: St Stephens, Princes Quay (Pronounced Princess Key) and Whitefriargate (pronounced WHITE-fruh-gate). You can Google all that to find where they are.

Any questions?

>>77590471
>canberra
pfffffthahahahahahaha

>>77590407
>>77590411
Yeah, so what? You think you'll magically grow out of 4chan when you turn 15? Think again.

>he spends his youth sat in front of a computer
THAT'S sad.

>>77590458

Are you the Pajeet that keeps making browns aren't subhuman threads?

what is wrong with him
>>>/s/17611250

>>77590471
>all those white people
cooky to think there's a country where non-blacks actually use their transportation tax

melbourne > brisbane > canberra >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sydney

When did you realise that the British were the good guys in the American Revolution? It took me until 28 to realise that Burke was mistaken, America is an utter cancer upon the world.

>>77590413
I just drink as much as I can, piss a load of it down the bog, then continue. Took me a few days to get through it.

>>77590388
14 as well
Haven't "celebrated" or gone out for 7 birthdays now

the fucking grandpa is mad haahahahahaha

>>77590496
we don't have black people in australia, if we did they would use it too

>>77590501
I've always believed that the british were the good guys because I'm not an americanised twat like you

Until then, I'm Scott Manley, fly safe!

>>77589472
what are androgynous women: the post

>>77590491
Which bored?

you are the toot poster

The yank founding fathers were just the redditors of the day

Wonder if telling my manager that my job is making me suicidal will make them help me find a different one or just sack me

The job itself is fine, I just can't do it

then kill yourself

>>77590542
kek

>>77590534
Maybe trty wording it differently lad

>>77590534
haha

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ah yes ready to go home after a fruitful day of being the personal servant of a racehorse worth more than my entire suburb

certainly living life to the fullest eh lads?

>>77590520
/int/

Nvm

>>77590549
I did, that got me permission to apply for other jobs internally despite being there less than a year

Problem is I'm also shit at job interviews so will never succeed at one.

shot yourself for being so shit at everything

>working
nah
not a fan

>>77590560
>wageslaving for a literal animal

howling, most runt post I've seen yet

>>77590560
>TAKE NOTICE OF EVERYTHING AT ALL TIMES
How is that even possible? Humans have a limited field of vision.

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>Anon daddies been gone for months, who's going to love dearest mummy so tenderly?

>>77590578
smart-ass

*takes notice of everything at all times (have a method)*
*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

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Another Shoah

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BLEBS

>>77590578
brainlet

>>77590569
Don't visit 4chan anymore so I had no idea

Eggs, beans and chips for brekkie lads. Yes, I'm curvy. No, I don't care.

>>77590586
A Yank? I'd rather have a wank

>>77590620
would heem a fat cunt like you through a brick wall for looking at me the wrong way

>>77590620
big'un

>>77590620
what's the most common style of egg you Brits cook?

Morning neckbeards. Spending all day spamming your shit gimmicks on /brit/, then samefagging laugh images, you sad shits?

>>77590636
love a nice poached egg me

>>77590607
Looks like Dormer's

Honestly disappointing

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(((he))) is here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8M--UqmY8E

i've come to the conclusion that i NEED a palestinian gf from Alabama who will talk to me about 10 inch buttplugs

>>77590644
Maybe. What's it to you?

>>77590636
I do fried, easy over.

take a moment to appreciate you aren't in any pain right now

>>77590668
Get a job, bumcheese

>>77590679
wrong

>>77590682
What, so I can be like you?

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wahey

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Humans could become extinct if sperm counts in men continue to fall at current rates, a doctor has warned.

>tfw the Jews have already won

get a right yodel out of the wagecucks I see every day oblivious to the fact that they pay for my existence with their hard-earned incomes, it really is like stealing lollies from a toddler

>>77590689
me in the back with the hat

>>77590698
hmm
no
people just need to stop being obese

know a guy who lives in luton, says it's quite dire

>>77590698
*chugs another quart of aspartame*

Doing a thing

>>77590710
your Lutonian friend is right

>>77590698
>Humans could become extinct

Unironically like this.

I have come to a conclusion that the weather in this country is horrid

got an ice cream the other day with choccy sauce and a flake, she asked if I wanted hundreds and thousands so I said no just the one thanks aha

>>77590710
can't be worse than swindon

>>77590688
No, so you can be like Gary Glitter, you fucking small bean regarder

getting skinnier but not losing weight

not good, I'm already a stick

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What sort of head shape is this?

>>77590728
What is it precisely that you dislike about the weather? rain?

theory: being gay is the result of overconsumption of estrogen

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>>77590736

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the tradie mongs have abandoned their grim little runt nest for the day lads

Weight of all ants=weight of all humans
Does this mean god exists?

>>77590755
Go down and fuck up their work

>>77590745
Homo Sapien.

>>77590746
it's 24/7 gray and cold, not to mention the rain

I just want it to be permanently sunny and 22c

Any Slough man in

>>77590788
>>77590788
>>77590788
>>77590788

>>77590784
honestly like rainy, cold and grey

wish I lived in England

>>77590755
>australian library
>it's just a woodworking workshop