/brit/

>>77568205
southampton solent mentioned

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>heres your daily dose of aspartame sweetie :)

west sussex

Absolute state of this leaf.

I don't like what the world is turning into, It was much better in the 90s sub-edition.

>>77568213
>and taken care of by smart people.
ah yes, forgot we should all be taken care of by ugly muslim nonces, not doctors and academics

Malaga

I am

>28
>virgin
>NEET
>ugly
>short
>skinny fat
>dateless
>friendless
>unintelligent

how do i change my life guys been trying for over 10 years and just can't seem to get anywhere

doing a degree in English literature at the open university

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need a qt short haired gf

>>77568324
I

>don’t care

>>77568324
some things change and some things stay the same lad

>>77568324
>>>/fit/

also do lads here

is /fit/ real or a meme?

do womyn really act differently?

>>77568335
>g

I have some bad news anon

>>77568324
Read every word and empathized thoroughly.

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southampton mentioned

>>77568299
As long as you're happy sweety
>Implying he isn't in a state of soul-crushing depression because of all the bullshit he is forced to accept

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an empire perhaps?

>Back to German flag next week

Fuck sake.

>>77568395
pink shirt girl looks thick

QT on Pointless with a Paki teammate

>>77568324
2/9

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>ywn come back from work to lay on the couch with your significant other and watch pointless

would honestly kill myself if i weren't british

>>77568446
>couch
you know what to do

any "any X mans in" mans in?

Where is the lad who's in Alicante? I'll be in Valencia from Aug 2nd onwards. Wanna meet up? Would literally heem you.

would honestly kill myself if i were british

hey guys just doing basic prep work for /britgoingout/ crew, in case you didn't hear 8 of us met up last saturday and went to frabic.

Early thinking is Brixton Jam on saturday

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I met Conor McGregor at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that).
Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you don't mind, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal” My sister and ma were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the cunt a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?”
Then out of nowhere McGregor shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Conor McGregor fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Conor was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later.
After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Conor McGregor and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>77568324
>>virgin
find an escort, having sex is what every man needs, even if you have to pay for it
>>NEET
find a low-skill job or get back into A levels
>>ugly
get a nice haircut, start being more hygienic and taking care of your skin, go on a diet
>>short
wear boots/lifts i guess
>>skinny fat
start working out, go on a good diet
>>dateless
use dating sites
>>friendless
make friends at a job or a club, join a club or hobby you enjoy.
>>unintelligent
dunno about intelligence but you can increase your knowledge by reading more

Fuck normingtons!!!! Aaarooo

>>77568470
I believe it's 'X-men'

>>77568485
hello rasheed

>>77568468
well what do you call it

>>77568496
perused and savoured every single syllable

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>you can increase your knowledge by reading more

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if the next thread isn't about southampton i'm going to go doopin' mental

>>77568517
sofa

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>>77568110
Kids and snot nosed snobby wankers have no idea what this country lost. If Britain has gone to shit, it's because everyone is miserable now because they don't have the socialisation they used to. Imagine the entire working class of a country, going from hanging out with a dozen pals on an evening in a fun, communal atmosphere, to sitting at home drinking and smoking in front of the kids. Absolutely ruined this country.

Fucking lefties love to act like they're the champions of the working class, but give 'em half a chance and they're trampling all over the "pitiful" workers, gleefully enforcing their "progressive" rules handed down to them by their masters. When the leader of the Labour party went from being John Smith to being Tony Blair. That was the precise moment this country was fucked.

>>77568499
what is difference to wanking tho with prostitute isnt' real

I have masters degree but can't get non canerous job so would rather not work

have haircut shower more or less everyday and use exfoliators etc and try to monitor diet

have one shoe with 2 inch lift

i try working out but then give up bc i see myself in the mirror and rmb even if i hard a great body i would still look like that

no women have interest in me

I have tried but stuff like magic the gathering nerds are just too weird for me

I read a lot fiction non-fiction etc

would smash ellen on pointless ngl

>>77568566
Not reading a word of this novella

>>77568553
well yeah

>>77568572
Or the cunts can simply stop smoking.

>>77568553
what's wrong about that statement

>>77568573
Why don’t you get another shoe with a lift so you don’t have to be lopsided all the time

Why can a 3/10 female get dicked by so many guys yet a 3/10 guy wouldn't receive the same kind of attention from women?

>>77568351
Yeah a few years ago I was in really good shape and I got noticeably more attention from women
Over the past year I let myself go and women don't even smile at me.

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>consuming media is a hobby

Ever noticed how the only people who use Facebook now are single mothers with three or four different kids by different fathers?

>>77568600
mad how I was thinking of this image at work today

>>77568640
because that's how life is you whining little scab

>>77568644
womyn dont smile at cute guys

>>77568622
haha good one see how stupid i am didn't even realise i said that

>>77568573
>I have masters degree
in what? try and get a job with that

a woman, even a paid one, is much nicer than wanking, trust me. there's a reason why prostitutes have been around since the dawn of time, men need sex with a woman, not just to cum.

stop giving up on working out, manlets should especially get fit because they can't rely on height.

try more club and hobbies. maybe an activity like kayaking or hiking or swimming. be adventurous

tbqh, you seem like you've given up on yourself already, so i'm not sure why i'm even bothering answering your plea for help when you're not going to do anything

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>>77568622

>>77568668
how would you know

>>77568704
dire that you wrote all this for a pathetic runt

>>77568572
>Fucking lefties love to act like they're the champions of the working class, but give 'em half a chance and they're trampling all over the "pitiful" workers, gleefully enforcing their "progressive" rules handed down to them by their masters
Bottom line is that they want to tax you. That's all they're interested in. Pack of cigarettes in now 10 euros in France, it will be the same in your country soon I'm sure. Same for carbon. No one cares about global warming. It's just another way to tax you,
It's insulting to the real left to call the current European Progressive Dictatorships "lefties".
Or the real left should call itself something else.

think i might be on the spectrum

>>77568704
i mean u raise a fair point but i have been part of sports stuff before and i was just shit and "put up with" not liked or welcomed just liek with every other avenue of my life. as I said i still try to take care of skin and diet but working out just feels too pointless when i see myself in mirror and remember that i look like such shit

How do I join a club or find a place to do hobbies?

love eating
hate lifting culture

simple as

>>77568730
i still naively believe in redemption i guess

think i just sat on a sceptrum

>>77568761
Just go to your uni's /brit/ club

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you arrive in southampton water

I think I have alzheimer's.

>>77568761
if you go out to local businesses in your village/town/city you'll likely see flyers hanging up on the walls or windows advertising a social club

Got like ten episodes of The Sopranos left, what do I watch next? I was thinking King of the Hill.

>>77568813
Mad Men

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you leave southampton water and arrive at the redbridge flyover dual carriageway leading to southampton city centre

>>77568614
Is that realistic, or reasonable? To expect ten million addicts to all simultaneously quit a vice they've enjoyed for generations, because the government clamped down on where they can do it?

It's not the government's place to dictate whether your establishment can have people smoking in it or not. A pub or social club should have it's rules set (within reason) by the landlord, not by some control freak overlord in Brussels who's never set foot in a British pub.

Not to say it was only the EU regulations, big brewery had a hand in it as well, but I reckon we could've saved the pub if we'd fought for it.

>>77568725
because they don't

womyn hate doing this because they feel objectified and the man will approach (womyn get approached a shit load and are fed up from this)

>>77568761
The gym. You'd make a lot of friends.

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hmmmm

>>77568832

Is it on fire?

>>77568876
you just know..

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private ID is calling me lads shant be answering this

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>>77568839
>addiction
>real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymTZapaC8X8

business idea: height redistriction. we cut off parts of tall people to make short people taller

>>77568916
>Peter Hitchens
>An IQ higher than 12

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>>77568876
>tfw no thicc in muh life

are you around bumble lad anything good happen?

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>>77568892
>he hasn't breathed in a healthy southampton smog

State of this smokey runt saying we should go back to filling pubs and other establishments with godawful cancer fumes.

Very rarely see smokers these days but when I do happen to walk past one the smell just about knocks you out. Imagine going back to pubs and restaraunts stinking like that. Horrible. Third world, even.

if i pull you off will you cum

>>77568916
don't understand hitchens' obsession with pretending addiction isn't real. it wouldn't weaken his case any less to just admit it

>>77568929
Wahey it’s everyone’s favourite balding African manlet! Waheyy
*gives you a nuggie and a few more hairs fall out*

>>77568932
what the fuck is going on in this picture. Is Pepe raping wojak?

I find it very unsettling when a woman has a male dog

How often do you read books?

>>77568952
it would be extremely pleasurable

>>77568965
Depends, does 4chan count as a book?

>>77568973
yes

>>77568985
Then 12 hours a day

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when in southampton you face southwest and your gaze arrives at fawley refinery

>>77568965
Every day, only read like 10 pages though lol

>>77568957
problem with hitchens is nothing is real untill he experiences it, see water torture

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>>77568958

this chicken tastes weird
might be turkey

>>77568965
I print off all the /brit/ threads and read them on the way to work

>>77568965
probably averages out at 2 out of every 3 days

>>77568839
I rarely ever go to pubs but I seriously hate being inside a room where somebody smokes. The owners would never ban it because muh customers. The non-smokers would have no option but getting second-hand cancer. That's capitalism for you.

There's been a large anti-smoking movement for decades now, those regulations didn't come out of nowhere, people had plenty of time to stop, but they haven't. Can't say I feel sorry for them.

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>>77569008
On a scale of dolescum to Bill Gates, how rich are you?

>>77568738
There does need to be an alt-left, a traditional leftist movement that distances itself from the identity politics bullshit and the middle-class snobbery and represents the actual working class. Unions, nationalisation, socialised healthcare, housing and education. Back to the grassroots stuff. None of this mass immigration, white privilege, globalisation bollocks, and no more nanny state. Britain can run itself just fine if the leaders give it a chance.

>>77569008
WTF Ethiopia is back in ethiopia????? what happened

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I reckon the pilot is a woman.

>>77568997
Can see it out my window right now

>>77568997
>>77569088
grim as fuck

>>77569057
Just for a few weeks. Gonna ride the ol' mbokobike out to Mombassa. Should be awful.

The blair-babies in this thread are giving me depression. Will go to the BJ-bar to have a smoke (inside) and a pint, while a 21 years old single mother takes oral care of my Prime Minister.
Kys losers.

>>77569088
holbury lad?
full of weirdos that place

how easy is it to fake depression to get away with potential university 'failings'?

>>77569108
>great flagbro
>>77569113
>awful flagfag

Really makes you think

>>77569001
That's Christopher Hitchens, embarrassed yourself a bit there didn't you?

>>77568934
Sorry mate, did we offend your special little nose? We'll all quit smoking then shall we, and whatever else might bother your delicate senses. Shall we do away with those big awful buses as well? What about bread, is that okay or are you uncomfortable being around gluten?

>>77569127
depression isn't real tho lol

>>77568965

I read a lot but I've read three books since coming out here and I might do Moby Dick next considering /lit/ were doing their reading group a while ago. Having no internet is a bliss honestly.

>>77569113
Whenever I'm feeling sad, I look at your pathetic life and think "at least I'm not the Algerian" and suddenly I cheer right up.

>>77568854
Fake news

>>77569168
>no internet is bliss
alri grandad

can someone explain the logic of these pointless finalists

>>77569044
It exists in France, it's called Egalite et Reconciliation and it's very popular. It's actually alt-right as well. Right for societal and cultural values, and traditional left (aka real marxism) for labour. You should check it out.

Dip is vastly superior to cigarettes

>>77569127
Extremely easy. Go to the GP and say you think you have depression, then describe the symptoms when they query you. They’ll put you on an SSRI.

Go back to the Uni and say you’re depressed, when they ask for medical evidence go back to the GP and ask for a letter. Done.

I actually suffered from depression and there are no tests of any sort carried out. You just say you have it and they believe you.

>>77569087
you post these every week lad it must be some training area of some sort

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>embarrassed yourself a bit there didn't you?

>>77569132
there's more than one?!

powerleague with the lads tonight

>>77569108
damn that's a nice flag

>>77569218
Is it really that easy? I thought I'd end up with a psychologist or something. Neat.

>>77569108
nice

>>77569150
Sad thing is you thought you were making a coherent point with this train wreck of a post.

>>77568958
fully burst out laughing at this
rarely a /brit/ post can provoke such a reaction

>>77569218
>>77569267
tempted to do this myself

>>77568730
you're pathetic

>>77569267
Ahahahaha if only

>>77569207
and that's precisely as a reaction to current European Progressive Dictatorships that are leftist in terms of societal laws (LGBTism, immigrationism) and far-right economically (taxes, Uberisation of work laws, etc.)

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>>77568235
Fuck me

>>77569278
I think you got the point I was making, faggot.

>>77569114
No, im across the water from it
Window faces right at it tho, I like to imagine its some sort of cyberpunk industrial hive at nightime

>>77569290
>laughing at your own shit post

>>77569301
aren't you done with uni now though?

Going to London for work tomorrow, what is the current threat level?

>>77569341
not me but i do howl at my own posts too

>>77569329
>faggot
Yeah not surprised a brainlet like you is also cripplingly americanised

You’re embarrassing to be around, stop replying to me.

>>77569344
Only one of these men is a bender in this situation

Business idea: on the spot fine of £150 for improper use of /brit/ terminology

>>77568738
last pack i bought was still 6,90 mate stop the propaganda

just got daddy to remove to sky web filter, now I can post on the chon all i want

>>77569381
rorke

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you arrive in hereford

just did a poo poo

>>77569392
what's the point of requiring porn sites to ask for proof of age if everything's filtered anyway?

>>77569344
the styled beard is gayer than what he's doing

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>>77569365
>faggot
>americanised

*tips bicycle helmet*

>>77569431
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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the power went out whilst i was sleeping

>>77569340
basically gyppo paradise outside the refinery and extremely mysterious and highly guarded on the inside, parts of the land are owned by the military and if you trespass the army asks you to leave

>>77569436
are you ok

>>77569435
*tips your fedora*

bel"fast"

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All smokers need to get on the dip train. Snagged two logs at Dubai International for a few bucks.

Better buzz. Happier lungs

>>77569326
what on earth is this

>>77569436
Kept sleeping then?

>>77569436
Wjomstve tunrt off the energy source

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>are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

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>>77569448
no i've been having anxiety attacks all day

wife's son just asked me to fiddle with the sky box because his special site is blocked

bit worried since only bender porn sites were blocked hmmm

>>77569342
doxxable info

I feel being depressed has made me see how the world really is and become truly self-aware

>>77569223
Yeah Christopher Hitchens was the legit one who actually did noteworthy stuff. Peter just wrote a couple of nonsense books about how England is dead/dying

>>77569468
moist snuff for a moist bloke

>>77569384
Ah yes propaganda
http://www.lemonde.fr/sante/article/2017/07/13/le-paquet-de-tabac-a-10-euros-permettra-t-il-de-freiner-la-consommation-de-cigarettes_5160131_1651302.html
http://www.lefigaro.fr/vox/societe/2017/07/04/31003-20170704ARTFIG00357-paquet-de-cigarettes-a-10euros-le-choix-de-la-methode-forte.php
http://www.francetvinfo.fr/sante/drogue-addictions/lutte-contre-le-tabagisme/le-paquet-de-cigarettes-a-10-euros-en-3-questions_2270253.html
What you're doing is called double-think.

>>77569425
ello newlad
fresh from brit/pol/?

>>77569468
oohh youre back
did you do anything nice

>>77569483
do you really think that someone would be autistic enough to look up shitty welsh unis to try and find a lanky twat's real identity?

>>77569479
cause the power went out?

>>77569479
*jumps out from behind the bathroom door to scare you*

hahaha

Lads.
I'm 20 years old.
Left secondary school 4 years ago.

Do you think anyone in my year group is dead yet?
I know it's a morbid thing to think but with 210 people in each year group at least one of them must have died, surely?

>>77569518
he's at liverpool

Just let Charlie die FFS

>>77569475
fuck off discord child

Dox me

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>>77569510
Spent some time campaigning for my local legislulature's anti-big govt candidate.

>>77569492
>who actually did noteworthy stuff
Like what exactly? He was as overrated as his brother

>>77569538
probably not but you never know

>anxiety attacks

man up nancyboy

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>>77569523
>>77569525
it's not funny
i have serious anxiety problems

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Can't believe Flash is dead

>>77569539
>shitty welsh uni
>liverpool
checks out

>>77569578
dude just stay calm lmao

>>77569518
ummm.... yes?

>>77569591
flash was shit

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>>77569565

>>77569578
NLP
http://www.planetnlp.com/nlp_exercises.html

>>77569565
sometimes i wonder about how the politics go in africa
who are the big parties in kenya? any policies in particular?

>>77568235
Good edition 2bh

>>77569619
Bain?

>>77569538

Someone died in my school's car park the year I was there. Some woman tried fixing a mechanical problem and the hood of the car slammed down on her or some shit like that.

>>77569578
have you seen a doctor

>>77569591
flash was shit

>>77569619
Bain?

tfw no french wife

>>77569623
Well it began, as all things do...at the beginning...

I WANNA BE A DOOR

>>77569641
I see we do share some opinions after all

Shame we don't agree on you posting fucking machines

>>77569619
he's dead though

>>77569619
Bain?

>>77569596
i can't
>>77569614
what's this
>>77569638
yes
i'm applying for disability

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>>77569636
>>77569652

don't smoke but if I did, I'd look on artisanal tobacco
go traditional, tobacco leaf, nothing but

>>77569637
How can you die by the hood of a car?

How heavy could those things be?

putting shit in our water that turns the fucking frogs gay

some chav lass was getting shagged by some coon back in like year 10, one morning she came in really sad

turns out the coon climbed up a pylon for some moronic reason and got zapped

a lad made a fried chicken joke and most of the class lost it, the girl ran out crying and didn't come back into school for like 2 months

Britain is a shithole

>>77569685
yea, ok mate...
*lights another camel*

bring redpilled about the JQ lads

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>flash was shit

Looks like I'm gonna shag my fwb for the first time sober tonight, bit nervous 2bh

>>77569714
thought this was a big jewish nose for a second

>>77569741
FUCK RIGHT OFF YOU DISGUSTING NEUROTYPICAL SCUM

Should've been a soldier lads

>>77569744
you may want to consider leaving this site for a while

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>heh nada personalmente, niño

>>77569714
Isn't that the woman who's tits are leaking puss from all the plastic surgery she's had on them?

Listening to a bit of Linkin Park

oh what a life
oh what a life
living in a trench
oh what a life
oh what a life
fighting for the french
oh what a life
oh what a life
dying in an old french trench

>>77569781
Despocito

eating local rye bread
very very good

>>77569676
NLP is neuro-linguistic programming. Got me over a couple of phobias, helped with my social anxiety, and helped me quit smoking and drinking (10 weeks now I think, but I have no plans to start up again). It just boils down to a collection of exercises, mostly visualisations, that can help change your mood, how you react to stuff, sort out what's going on in your head. That's the therapy side of it anyway, there are apparently a bunch of creepy types who use it to manipulate people. "Common Purpose" is one group that does it. Stick to the exercises on that site and you might find it very helpful.

>>77569749
>Neurotypical

It's called having low standards 2bh

>>77569751
i think this quite often but i wouldn't want to fight some pointless oil war tbqh

>>77569749
Unironically why do British people fucking hate neurotic people
It usually means they are “brain active”

Do I have to be a fucking phlegmatic

How do I get a fwb?

>>77569679
Lol

Linkin Park reminds me of the days of playing shitty flash games and watching shitty flash toons on newgrounds.

>could've been born a tanned, meditaranean love GOD
>instead born a runty, pasty anglo with shitty genes

hmmm, not a fan of this "life" game tb h lads

>>77569776
Are you like that girl in that movie the ring where after you've replied to my post I cant get rid of you?

i hate that despocito song and i've never even heard it
normies have truly abysmal taste

>>77569824
Are you Spanish or a guiri?

>>77569834
The original counterstrike mod for me

>>77569821
because they're fucking insufferable to be around, that's why

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Didn't hear my room mate come in and I started practising my singing

They're finally FINALLY going to kill that little cunt baby

Sick of that whiny shit

>>77569781

>It's a Mike gets his Corned Beef looking cock blown by a girl with a snap back on episode

>>77569821
they're very uncouth

>>77569853
You can get rid of me by staying away from this site for a while.

>>77569872
You must get invited to all the parties where you live

Couldn't name a single Linkin Park song

>>77569872
>Sick of that whiny shit

but they're not killing the parents anon

>>77569814
i'm too dumb for any of that hypnotherapy stuff

>>77569858
it's a supreme synthesis of latin romance and urban rap

>>77569872
what do you reckon are the chances that he gets a minute silence

>>77569781
This guy ruins every scene hes in
Hate him

>>77569903
WHAAAAT I'VVVEEE DOOONNNE

>>77569918
precisely zero

>>77569859

I am English senior.

why don't charlie gard's parents just have another kid?
or are they worried that one will turn out broken too?

I fucking hate Jon Sopel. He's the slimiest smug cunt ever. You can tell he's wanking himself off while criticising trump in his reports. I don't even like Trump.

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DES

PA

CITO

DIS IS HOW WE DO IT DOWN IN PWERTO RIKHO

I JUST WANNA HEAR YOU SCREAMING "AY BENDITO"

I CAN MOVE FOREVER CUANDO ESTE CONTIGO

BAILALO

>>77569890
dont reply to me.

>>77569872
YOU Sir, are an ASSHOLE.
A bona fide ASSHOLE.
ASSHOLE.

>>77569962
FUCK OFF

>>77569962
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>>77569989
ok sweety xx

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pizza for tea

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ah yes charlie gard's dad has an illfitting suit and his mum dresses like a 2005 teenager

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500158011250.webm

Making tacos for supper

People are still fucking banging on about trump and Russia? Fucking hell this is getting boring. He won and that's it. What, are we supposed to think Russia hacked the voting machines?

>>77569949
Living here or on holiday?

>>77568235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYua80VEcBk

>>77570015
>If you aren't wearing skinny jeans and slim shirt it's Ill fitting
State of you

>>77570015
>2005 teenager
Good post
SHES AN INDIE CINDY
LEGO HAIRCUT AND POKADOT DRESS

>>77570045
Yeah lets just stop discussing the biggest FBI investigation since watergate

>Fiesta season coming up soon

Got to get me a qt or something

>>77570045
>People are still annoyed about a massive corruption scandal involving the most powerful man on the planet!!?
>Fucking idiots lmao!

>>77570061

Bit of both, live here for three months then I go back home.

I wish Frank Ocean weren't such a fucking faggot. I liked his first album

>>77570045

It's just retards in the media and twitter.

Louise mensch is talking about the death penalty unironically for Bannon. It's all a farce - the only attempt at collusion was his son and possibly Manifort. Neither of what they did was even illegal.

>>77570015
like that style truth be told

would ravage

>>77570080
psuedo-intellectual pap

>>77570015
Fucking lanklets when will they learn?

>>77570100
>Sleeping durante la dia

ES MUY LOCO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

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>CIA quipped: why hire guns, when you can call it in?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA-y1nOBCKA

>>77570119
>>77570096


Hello Leftypol.

How does it feel to know that literally nothing is going to happen and Trump is going to be in office for 3 more years minimum?

>>77570185
>Put: ''CIA is refreshingly laid back for a big guy with such an impressive power stance''

Lads, I just shagged that black 40+yo woman from the swingers site. The whole encounter was just under 20 minutes.

Barely got hard. This happened with a white prostitute I was actually attracted to a while ago. The black woman was okay but I think I would have done better with a really scrawny one. I was rock solid when I was messaging her, but that's partly down to the taboo/initial chase thrill that is so universal.

Porn+excessive wanking has ruined me. I think traps are my only legal option.

>>77570045
fuck off reddit

>>77570211
Honestly don't care mate but you questioning why the media is doing their job is pretty amusing

8 MORE YEARS
MAGA PRAISE KEK FUCK LEFTYPOL LOSERS

>>77570222
you only mentioned this an hour ago, dont believe you

>>77570089
nah nah nah
you can get suits to be better fitting that his

People are still fucking banging on about Nixon and Watergate? Fucking hell this is getting boring. He won and that's it. What, are we supposed to think Nixon bugged the DNC offices?

>>77570222
just don't wank for three days before you have sex, it's not that difficult

>>77570267

Which is why multiple CNN staff and other media personalities have all been found on camera admitting it's a load of bullshit.

NEW
>>77570345
>>77570345
>>77570345

>>77570291
She was up for it. What can I say?

>>77570310
I didn't originally plan on meeting anyone today.

>>77570122
Ticket seller?