JAKE PAUL GENERAL
You guys are just a bunch of haters.
DAB DAB DABING ON YOU HATERS
STAY MAD THIS GUY IS MORE SUCCESSFULTHAN YOU
YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING MORE THAN A NEET FATASS THAT STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM
LMAO
DAB DAB DAB
edition
>>77562910
what a terrible, TERRIBLE edition
good edition
>>77562984
Of course you'd say it is you wanky danky fucking yanky cunto. Fuck off.
horrendously early, Mr J will NOT be pleased
*blocks your bed*
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1500975005363.webm
*spots the janitor approaching at very hihg speed through telescope*
"...he is coming..."
>Jake Paul is 20 and balding
What's wrong with Americans?
Really awful edition
Shameful stuff
>>77563980
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>77564042
Never heard of any of these except Tainton, shit taste
>>77562910
good edition
fine
>>77564128
i didnt shag her but she seemed like a nice person
anime
hate early cunts
they just completely stifle any order and discussion
my ancestors :)
>>77564145
EPIC!!!!!
honestly just post new threads early for all the (You)'s
it's so funny watching you so-called "grown ups" have a fit over someone posting their edition 20 posts too soon
>>77564162
good post
fancy a pitcher o'beer me laddies?
>>77564194
FUCK OFF thread splitting cunt
WHADDUP LOGANG!
>Ask an American his thoughts on the last election
>He immediately asks how many black men you've slept with
>>77564194
This is honestly the better thread.
Getting the daily dose of lowder with Crowder
>>77564213
fuck off no one wants to post in your thread
threadsplitters and new posters should be hung
>>77562910
FUCK team10
>>77564194
fuck off splitter
theon did nothing wrong
[Intro: Jake Paul]
Y'all can't handle this
Y'all don't know what's about to happen baby
Team 10
Los Angeles, Cali boy
But I'm from Ohio though, white boy
[Verse 1: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro, with the Disney Channel flow
5 mill on YouTube in 6 months, never done before
We pass all the competition man, PewDiePie is next
Man I'm poppin' all these checks, got a brand new Rolex
And I met a Lambo too and I'm coming with the crew
This is Team 10, bitch, who the hell are flippin' you?
And you know I kick them out if they ain't with the crew
Yeah, I'm talking about you, you beggin' for attention
Talking shit on Twitter too but you still hit my phone last night
It was 4:52 and I got the text to prove
And all the recordings too, don't make me tell them the truth
And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a god, church
Ohio is where I'm from, we chew 'em like it's gum
We shooting with a gun, the tattoo just for fun
I Usain Bolt and run, catch me at game one
I cannot be outdone, Jake Paul is number one
[Chorus: Jake Paul]
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
It's everyday bro
I said it is everyday bro!
doing my dissertation on /brit/ thread-split activity
leftypol is here
australia is actually a disgusting normie country, explains why they never made any scientific contributions, they just surf and drink all today, wastes of oxygen
>>77564305
it's true, based chinks should just nuke us already
/brit/ is a logang general
PRAISE KEK /B/ROTHERS
SHADILAY
>>77564308
you can tell someone is a pseud because they buy those modern classic prints brand new
rightypol is here
who here /dab on them haters/
>>77564297
me after a night out in berlin
>>77564347
why does he have such a runty gf
thought a bloke as (internet) famous as him could get any (instagram) famous bird he wants and there are plenty of peng (instagram) famous birds
>>77564427
beauty is skin deep
>>77564406
YEEESSSS BOI TEAM 10
>>77564287
why does this kike hate him so much
all he did was annoy his nieghbours yet theyre making out hes the devil?
its almost like ethan the little kike rate is affraid that a blonde haired blue eyed aryan alpha male has so much pull in online media
8.6 million subs in 6 months with no yid boss? thats anti semetic
willy willy poo poo is here
>>77564455
really makes you think
hopefully runts like him will realise that being "faux smart/insightful-funny" isn't popular and most people are dumb shit
>>77564455
I like how he triggers the normies. normiefags pretend looks and status dont matter yet when a confident and goodlooking guy does not play to the usual "le humble gl guy" their envy really shows and they start REEEING
eating healthy
i have moved to the other thread because it is more active
>>77564613
i guess the lesson is dont spam your early news because you may piss people off
>>77564510
You eat guitars?
No, but seriously you attention whoring little fuck, focus on the bloody food not your mouldy flat and your possible pass times. I couldn't give rat's arse what you hang on your walls, you fucking queer. And I mean, look at the clutter in your sorry excuse for a home, have you never heard of shelves or a cabinet you bloody arab.
Also, no greek yogurt on the fruit? What part of what you are having is "healthy"? Just looks like sugar and a little fiber really. What a fucking twatt you are.
>>77564510
>what I assume is iced tea and a bowl of fruit salad
ah so this is why tim's obese
ugh, this threads stinks of runt
cute lads
just did a proper pongy fart
any niggers in here?
Hello!
>>77566545
fuck off normie twat
Hello
>>77566545
hhohoh he fucked it!!!
thought it was just a fart but was actually a shart so i sharted on my shorts again
eating a load of unhealthy sugary sweets
>>77566546
>equating lotr with harry potter and star wars
>>77566546
i recognise all these references, and will share them with my friends
Why does the British media constantly hold up Danny Boyle as Britain's greatest living director while simultaneously ignoring Christopher Nolan and pretending he's American?
Do I stay in tonight or go back out? I've had like six small beers but I really feel like just staying in and watching either Black Books or conspiracy shit on Youtube.
The absolute state these headphones have left my hair in. I look like a soldier from the old UFO: Enemy Unknown game. Have to go outside into the world tomorrow, so bath and then no using those headphones until I'm back from my expedition. Only the in-ear ones.
>>77566674
fuck off and die
>>77566648
had no idea he was british tbqh, thought he was american or australian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaXlQOzPHK8
New Norm lads
>>77566648
he is half american
>50 kb/sec
JUST
an accurate representation of the sex life in the last 3 months
>>77566674
>>77566699
are you on airplane or something
>>77566613
alri nerd
*gives you a wedgie*
dropped your gay card mate
*points to the floor*
*slaps the back of your head when you look so your gegs fall off*
oops sorry mate aha
>>77566741
*immediately executes you with a single punch before you do any of this*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77566719
>All out of bullets
You dog!
very miffed they cancelled all the planned electrification routes
>>77566730
website i'm downloading from is slow
>male normies spend all year round lifting for the summer trip with the lads for this
http://i.4cdn.org/int/1500995948474s.jpg
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┃。゜┃。 ┃
┃ * ┃ ゜┃
┗━━━┻━━━┛
<,⌒/⌒ヾ-、_
/<,3/____ノ
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
>Tfw completely gone off of chocolate since coming out here
Right lads, how do I get me a Spanish couger for the summer?
>>77566719
A whole 3 months? How are you coping?!
>>77566762
ah well you see we have to invest more in london
Love smoked mackerel
Love balsamic vinegar
Simple as
Passed my driving exam lads
Can't wait to finally be able to transport myself like a non-peasant.
>>77566822
good job champ
based
>>77566844
state
>>77566844
We're all in here
>>>/hm/1574644
>>>/hm/1574644
>>77566879
hmm yes I see
>>77566917
not i
>>77566929
it's pretty good /r9k/ fodder, thank you for that mate
YOUTUBE LOOKS DIFFERENT AND I DONT LIKE IT
>>77566879
*dabs on you*
>>77566885
thicc
literally my ideal woman
love /brit/ simple as
im posting in this thread. this one will keep coming back until its at 310. i do not care about an israeli's interpretation of the /brit/ rules
how do i give up porn (and porn-like things)
>>77567038
ah yes
the chippy diet
I want an Argonian qt
>>77567039
love you as well
>>77567078
*PPLLBTBTBTBPPPPLLLB*
>>77567062
self control
>>77567123
Is this a case of mental illness?
>>77567062
distract yourself with something else when you want a wank
>>77567078
the ol' "just dont be fat" meme doesnt even apply to girls anymore haha, literally living on easy mode whilst men have to lift an all
not even halfway done with the work week
>>77567123
she's going to get 2+ std's including herpes
any news about Grenfell Tower?
How would you feel about your daughter marrying a black person?
>>77567160
feel like this is the right answer, but it's never something i'm looking for that sets me off in the first place if that makes sense
did no porn for 2 weeks and ended up fucking a chubby slutty chick from tinder who was super not-peng. had a nice pale jiggly ass which was fun fucking but would not repeat that experience. don't want an std. will just watch porn between when i have girlfriends, thanks
>>77567123
Is that supposed to say Malaga
>>77567242
no maga
as in magaluf
>>77567078
cute, sauce?
>>77567123
all this same for me excepts 'boys' is 'girls' and its all unintentional
if you want a nigger for a neighbour vote labour
>>77567242
no, maga as in magaluf you fucking idiot
>>77567166
women have their cake and eat it all the time these days
fucking gay desu
Business idea: stay up all night and heem myself come morn'
>>77567242
no it's maga, as in magaluf
you fucking complete fucking retard jesus christ
>>77562910
Why is he so popular?
>>77567242
are you fucking retarded?
>>77567242
>he does the virgin post
>>77567242
terrible post, off yerself
>>77567166
>lifting for women
oh dear x2
>>77567322
shut up normalscum
VERY hungry. Should I do a dominos?
>>77567242
no it's supposed to say maga, short for magaluf
holy shit i'm banging my head against my desk in fury at how completely fucking mentally fucking retarded you are, seriously can't believe it
Starting my first full-time job after 6 months of unemployment.
Fucking dreading it t b h
normies have ruined the Internet
proper chuffed lads
i thought my headphones were broke, but it turns out they were half unplugged
genuinely nearly cried last night when i had to listen to music through one earphone
>>77567254
Thanks
>>77567272
Shut it fat boy
>>77567300
Shut it you superfluous runt supreme
>>77567318
Shut it blubber ape
>>77567322
Fuck off lowbrow runt
>>77567329
Gas yourself, never reply to me again.
>>77567354
Same goes for you, DO NOT cross me again
>>77567372
like they do everything
>>77567242
I didn't know so thanks for asking on my behalf
>>77567343
yeah lad
>>77567242
maga = magaluf
CANNOT BELIEVE IT
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE STUPIDEST, WORST POST EVER
FUCKING REPORTED
PLEASE BE TROLLING HOLY SHIT
>>77567372
september that never ended
>>77567343
go for a papa johns
>>77567242
can't believe this post
what a fucking freak you are
>>77567379
all me
>>77567379
yeah, give it to em harry!
>>77567343
dont post like us yank, it aint right.
but yeah, go for one
haha look everyone made a really similar reply to that one post haha so fucking hilarious
>>77567363
doing what
>>77567414
Dominos is cheaper. Two medium two toppings for under $20 after sales tax
miss mmo pvp
>>77567343
stop pretending to be one of us
>>77567379
*crosses you literally after you just told me not to*
Spilled my carrot juice on my trousers
in tears
>>77567430
cheers
>he's still fuming over that 5 minute episode of making similar posts
hooting
WHY DO NORMALSCUM EXIST?
>>77567414
papa johns is shit
>yanks need to work out the prices of things “after tax”
Baffling
>>77567123
seen a very similar image to this at least a year ago
why can't normies think of their own gimmicks or at least expand upon them
miss ultima online
>stop pretending to be one of us
>ordering a dominos in the morning
for what purpose
it it socially acceptable to meet at friends houses and play games/go cinema etc past the age of 18
>>77567456
brit on vacation here
'avin some 'aribo
>>77567484
is it that hard to add 7%?
>>77567225
you can do it! make wanking take slightly more effort than watching a youtube video or reading a post and your laziness will do the rest of the work
how do we stop the normies lads? I just realized my dad is one of them because he must have had sex at least a few times to make me and my siblings.
What should we do about these foul normies?
SIM SIM SALABIM
>>77567521
what else are you supposed to do
'i
Me and the gf
>>77567520
it's noon and I'm hungry
>>77567546
no just a needless hassle
my old retired gimmick of repeating a post and adding aggressive insults to the end finally had the effect i wanted
>>77567508
>yank banter
>>77567561
I don't know, it's just starting to feel a bit childish, we've been doing it since about year 8
i thought normies to clubs and pubs to occupy their time
To the fury of the Britain is doomed ultra-remainers, BMW announces that the electric mini will be made in, er, Britain.
>>77567546
Errr Cregg! Cregg! I need twenty bucks for cilantro and arugula! Cregg!
Twenty bucks before tax that is!
Aw maaaaaaan
*dabs*
Really hate yanks
>>77567481
1. wrong
2. fuck off
>It's a woman writes off every man as a pervert episode while only putting guys with square jaws and six packs on a pedestal episode
I'm willing to admit I don't view women as sex objects if they stop doing this shit
>>77567549
>a leaf
>>77567594
People under the age of 30 dont go to pubs anymore
Pubs are dying
Did you eat some whalebeef lately?
>>77567594
yeah you can do both
https://twitter.com/WardLloyd/status/889531205993062400
How
>>77567630
maybe if pubs weren't so bloody grim full of vile working class runts
>>77567549
Remove smartphones or some shit?
>>77567521
yeah
>>77567594
normies literally play Fifa all day most days, maybe a kick about in the park if the weathers decent
Getting my daily dose of The Daily Shoah and Millennial Woes lads
>>77567594
nah mate, not at all. The best type of normies are the ones that doing mind watching the newest disney movie with you then staying up til 1 playing fifa or some other game.
>>77567660
How would removing smartphones fight the normies?
The normies are in production of smartphones anyway, we have no power to stop them.
>>77567641
norways are subhuman
having friends seems nice
wish i had some
>>77567610
Hmm never met a man named cregg
tried playing a football manager game and the level of micro was fucking unreal
any scalie man in?
>>77567562
interstellar post
say beer and bourbon barbeque 5 times fast
listening to Crywank again lads
decent beer/cider is bottled right?
>>77567747
everyone on earth is gonna die
Not a fan of leftists tbqh lads
why are korean woman so good at golf?
>craig = cregg
>greg = graig
the group chat has started to adopt the "cold one with the boys" meme
>>77567719
yeah mate love fat reptile ass haha
imagine a world without taxation.
i can only dream.
>£10 PER HOUR ATTRACTIVE FULL TIME WAITING STAFF REQUIRED - SHOREDITCH BAR
here's your change dole scroungers
>>77567776
sure is a hot one
>>77567764
yeah
>>77567774
you're cruising for a bruising buster
>>77567801
>ATTRACTIVE
ah yes, let me get some surgery on the NHS
>>77567764
No they pour it away
>>77567801
>ATTRACTIVE
>>77567764
no comes from the tap
>>77567801
fuck Shoreditch and fuck hackney
normie Surrey hipster twat central
>>77567801
are you allowed to advertise for attractive waiting staff
might become an American one day.
>retard pepe.jpg
Might become an Armenian one day
mummy is mad at me for not emptying the dishwasher
>>77567862
just bants haha alright mate? not tearing up are you? hahahaha
>>77566661
Are you a Brit on vacation? If yes, where are you?
I'd do beer and conspiracy evening.
being attractive is different than being good looking you idiots
>>77567850
well they've taken down the ad again
>>77567814
You're scheming for a HEEMing boyo
>>77567892
My dishwasher does fuck all
We use an expensive one and expensive tablets yet there are still fucking stains on the plates/cups
Mum just thanked me for cleaning the kitchen
>>77567630
It's really sad. I remember when they used to be crowded, smoky places, full of life. Chatter, laughter, the clinking of pints, fruit machines beeping and dinging, pool balls clacking around the table... Every pub was like a little community on an evening, birds all tarted up, lads in their smart casual. Then the smoking ban hit, and they emptied overnight. Still in shock at how people just put up with that ban instead of fighting it.
Some say it was an attempt to shut down community spirit in British, maybe European neighbourhoods, make us all easier to manage. Less folks gathering together, talking politics, organising petitions and whatnot, the more socialist shit like smoking bans they can get away with. Wouldn't put it past them.
>>77567923
>approproating my posts
mum made me wash the vibrator again
>>77567928
>>77567892
>he doesn't wash his stuff in the sink
what's wrong with you
Alri I know there are a lot of LGBTQI people, as well as lads who are generally well versed in the doxa of your generation, so please help me understand.
Gender is a social construct, but homosexuality is something innate?
>>77567801
>ATTRACTIVE
ENOUGH
not a fan of this life
>>77567935
Didn’t read a word of this
>>77567935
lets try to keep it ten words or less yeah?
>>77567961
kys kike
>>77567956
>Gender is a social construct, but homosexuality is something innate?
it depends who you ask really
>>77567961
are you the same jew who was posting here 12 hours ago?
>>77567956
dont care
>>77567956
just wanna fuck a lizard with a fat ass and big tits lad
>he's here
*picture of a large nosed man-gremlin hybrid*
>>77567974
Was planning to but now shan't
Just arranged to meet a 43yo black woman from a swingers site for sex
AHAHAHAHAH
The state of my life.
>>77567956
Gender mannerisms are taught, sex and sexuality are innate. Trans suffer from gender dysphoria, ie, a discrepancy between mind and mondy. Simple as.
>>77567935
>muh smoking ban killed me shitty greasy runtpub
>muh fruit machines muh smoke mush POOL muh smoke
Sick of hearing this shit sob story from the gutter. Piss off.
>>77567966
Well go back and try again. You can do it, it's only two paragraphs. Maybe give yourself a little reward afterwards for all that hard work.
>>77567952
hot
>>77567935
alri grandad time to take your medicene haha
love arabs and persians
hate islam
simple as
>>77567914
I'm near Alicante.
>Tfw found out I'm prime fuckboi material
I hate that gay men keep hitting on me, why can't I get an older woman for once? I'll probably do a few more beers then build my my occult character on Skyrim some more. Internet is too shit to download here, shame, I was looking forward to getting Out1 or the last season of Rectify.
>>77567999
genuinely unsure if you're referring to alan or the israeli
>>77568007
pics
Don't try to own me on here. I have an IQ of 102.
not a huge fan of 4chan
>>77567991
possibly
ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THE DISNY CHANEL FLOW 5 MIL ON U TUB IN SIX MONTHS NEVER DONE BEFORE
>>77567952
chuckled
>>77568018
No I’m alright actually
>>77568045
Don't even know what she looks like.
Who's watching the swimming? Adam Peaty yer absolute boy
>>77567956
Gender isn't a social construct
why is this the most cancerous general on /int/ someone mind telling me?
>>77568016
That's not true. Male chimps choose to play with moving toys such as cars. Female chimps prefer dolls and stuffed animals.
do corner shops also use a Look 25 policy like supermarkets?
>>77567956
some bits are, some bits aren't, simple as
>hes here
>>77568086
/deutsch/
>>77568086
neanderthal morelike hahaha
*rustles your jimmies*
Heheh
*backtraces you*
>>77568016
>Gender mannerisms are taught
limp wrists are innate to every bender, cavemen used this to attack them and bash their brains because they perceived them as injured and unfit to hunt
>>77567935
There's absolutely no justification to not having 100% smoker venues, where everyone from customers to workers are consenting smokers.
Except one, everyone would go there, non-smokers included, instead of the asepticized shitholes we have now. My older yank friend was telling me how much of a paradise thailand was like five years ago when you could smoke in restaurants, bars. Now it's still possible but only in some nightclubs and girlie bars, go figure. It's still very nice, can'ts complain. It feels like the 90s.
>>77568091
depends how bossman is feeling
Not a huge fan of 4chan desu, feels like a waste of time desu lads
>Prosecutors allege Mujahid Arshid, 33, murdered the teenager - who was of Indian Muslim heritage - for being in a relationship with an Arab Muslim.
>>77568089
I wasn't saying there is no strong preference, but 'gender is a social construct' is a reductionist phrase used by rorkes attacking those who may not feel perfectly in line with a diagram where things are socially acceptable for one gender, but not the other.
>>77567630
It's haram to drink mate.
Even if you're not Muslim, why would you drag your Muslim m8 to such a place?
>>77568130
good leave
Absolute qt on Pointless
How much does a pint cost in the average British pub?
>>77568016
>Trans suffer from gender dysphoria
You're not really answering the question. Why don't we say that homosexual suffer from sexuality dysphoria, i.e. a discrepancy between mind, body and sexuality. Sounds pretty arbitrary.
Howling at millenials trying to reconcile the logical fallacies they are taught, by using words such as dysphoria, discrepancy and i.e. to make it seem all scientific and taken care of by smart people.
Aspartame was illegal until Ronald Reagan was voted in. His friends owned/were major shareholders and behold, aspartame for all and fuck the consequences.
>>77568166
literally who cares
>American
>No McDonald's within walking distance
Life is unfair
>>77568209
£1.50 for Sam Smiths in my local pub. £2.60 down the street, bit more in town but there's still Sam Smiths establishments.
Drink Sam Smiths.
>>77568197
i shall
>>77568110
Kids and snotty nosed snob wankers have no idea what this country lost. If Britain has gone to shit, it's because everyone is miserable now because they don't have the socialisation they used to. Imagine the entire working class of a country, going from hanging out with a dozen pals on an evening in a fun, communal atmosphere, to sitting at home drinking and smoking in front of the kids. Absolutely ruined this country.