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>>77312940
/chadpals/ member reporting in

>>77312940
i will kill anyone who replies to this :)

I'm not a Chad, I'm a Brad

>>77312940
Thad here

>>77313003
Glad to know that the Chads are finally taking over this general

>>77312940
i am confirmed chat by US chad

>>77313003
>>77313068
>>77313121
Beta holocaust when?

Haven't been in the general for months lads

Any convinced /Shinigamiaoi/ to get her tits out yet? Stopped chatting to me

Does the egyptian girl still post here?

>Tell girl I'm into someone
>She gets visibly mad

>>77313314
>red hair and big tits
Literally my two favourite things
>learning korean
Nah forget it then

>>77313448
Also she's actually Moldovan and has a kid so literally gypsy tier

>>77313448
also green eyes

>>77313521
>Moldovan
I always forget that country is a thing

>>77313521
Has a kid at 20??

>>77312940
I'm not. But I'll reply anyway :(

>>77313339
I think she's busy with school.

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>tfw Moldovians will repopulate Europe with thicc green-eyed and red-haired qt's

>>77313607
Yeah, and not a baby/toddler either

>>77313660
She deleted her IP too though

>>77313788
Red head gf is my end goal
I had such a qt redhead russian but she disappeared

get a view and its a 71 year old brit

>>77313840
ikr?
I kinda tended to avoid them cuz my hair is dark, but my mom just told me that I have some weird red and blonde hair from the side of my father, so I might go for a redhead QT.

How rare are titties and ass on Asians (not SEA)?

>>77313826
She said that she deletes it a lot of times idkwhy.

>>77313930
Very

>>77313927
>>77313840
funny. A redhead just looked at my profile. But I already have 3 qts at the moment. Should I add her to the harem? What do you lads think?

>>77313927
>tfw I only have 10 pieces of ginger facial hair

>>77313973
You should give her to me

>>77313973
>>77314005
Also
>he only has 3
I thought this was /chadpals/?

>>77313973
i think you should kys

/thana2323
dubs decide

>>77314023
>>he only has 3
I can't be bothered to write with more anon. Even like this it almost feels like a chore, I am lazy Chad

>>77314005
Chads don't share

>>77314025
What if I tell you the secret on how to become a Chad? Would you stop hating me?

>>77314058
Hi, how are you?

>>77314058
Looking for refuge bby?

>>77314058
ISIS destroyed your family next I will destroy your pussy

>>77314099
m8...

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>accepts messages from Africa
>accepts messages from Asia
>Myers-Briggs type on her profile
>anime
>kpop
>anything Asian
>rap/hip-hop/r&b
>profile filled with gifs/graphics/multi-colored text
>Doctor Who/Supernatural/any other tumblrshit
>black/Arab friends
>if you're racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic don't message me
>emoticons
>nose ring
>has traveled to non-white countries in the past
What am I missing

>>77314089
not falling for that one again you little cunt

>>77314246
Problematic glasses

>got qt 16 yr old ruskie girl
>start trading Hitler memes with her
>she asks if I'm a fascist, I respond affirmatively
>she says she's a "left-wing radical"
Well, I prefer when they put up a fight, desu ;^)

>>77313998
>tfw my facial hair is turning ginger and white

>>77314246
>Travelled to non white countries
That's not really a red flag, my gf of 3 years went to Ghana alone last year and she's normal :)

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Help me get the bant going lads

>>77314274
if you don't want me help, don't complain

>>77314246
>link to normiebook/instagram on profile

>>77314386
>she's normal
if a bit loose

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>>77314391

You know what to do

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>this autistic spreg could be in this thread right now
Identify yourself!

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>>77314099
fag

>>77314524
hello

>>77314575
Have you received any attention from the opposite gender that isn't strictly platonic yet?

>>77314699
No

>>77314789
Have you tried being yourself?

>>77314810
Yes

>>77314835
Well I'm fresh out of ideas then, sorry mate.

Also
>tfw my Muslim hating turk qt can't talk to me unless I get whatsapp but I really don't want to get whatsapp

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>>77314874
>lul im good with girls
>but i can't give you any advice as to how i do it except these two vague words
this is why i hate normalfags

>>77314874
I get that shit all the time mate. Never installing any of that shit.

Turkish girls are clingy though mate - one made a Facebook account for me because she was so desperate to chat and I told her I don't have an FB account (I do, but fuck am I giving it to some lass I met on the internet)
She cried and stopped talking to me when I added some other friends from interpals on there too

>>77315047
I have Skype, if they don't want to use it tough luck. Not giving my phone number to 300 different companies just to appease some girl

>>77315028
same. b urself is the worst advice of all time

>>77315158
Whenever the advice-giver actually cares to extrapolate on 'bee urself' it begins to make a bit more sense but it's still worthless advice

>>77315028
>>77315158
it is literally the best advice, but you don't take it. You keep trying to find ways to make a girl fall in love with you, whereas all you need to do is to be genuine and speak to her like you would with a friend. The only different is you also flirt with them.

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>>77314480
Did I do good ?

>>77315248
>The only different is you also flirt with them.
>beeeee urseeeeelf
>except also dont

>>77315028
>>77315158
bee urself is a meme but it's true to some degree
Don't change to impress girls cause they'll see right through it, for example I hate Pakis, if someone asks me my thoughts on Pakis I'm not gonna say "ummm well I don't have a problem they're ok I guess" I'm gonna say I fucking hate them
Dumb example but you get the point, people have more respect for people who are straight to the point than tiptoeing around making sure not to say anything wrong

>>77314391
Why do guys like teasing girls about their height?
What is considered short for women??

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>>77315248
>be me, an autistic fag
>talk to the girl like i would talk to anyone else (in an autistic, faggy way)
>try to flirt with her, end up being an autistic fag about it
>get dropped or ghosted
Really made me think

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OH

a 10/10 Pole just responded to my message

>>77315371
Remember to be yourself!

>>77315129
To be honest, I'm feeling like I might ditch my smartphone completely and get one of those new 3310 meme phones that can't even use apps

>>77315292
nothing about flirting stops you from being yourself

>>77315341
being autistic is just an excuse for your lack of effort. All you need to do is literally speak to her like a normal human being. Ffs you are chatting with them, you can even wank while you write them, you have no excuse to not act like a sperg

>>77315318
Under 165 is short

>>77315485
Autism is a brain development issue, if you're genuinely autistic you simply can't behave like a normal human being, that is the point

>>77315318
I'm not tall enough to tease them unless they're full on womenlet status

>>77315529
autism is a spook

>>77312940
Reporting in.
>>77313040
Bring it Melvin

>>77315529
none of the people who call themselves autistic here are actually autustic ffs

>>77315318
If they shorter than You, anything goes
>tfw 183cm

>>77315529
Yeah autism is also a meme people use as an excuse

>>77315585
I'm an autist

>>77315601
That is why I said >if you're genuinely autistic

>>77315380

Ok. But, I don't see the point since I won't be able to do another international trip for at least a year..

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>>77315259
Ah shit, what now ?

Okay you fucks want to be Chad? Here how to be Chad :

1. Forget the whole "don't answer right away" shit, that's fucking stupid, it prevents the conversation from going forward and it means it takes longer to get anywhere, the longer you take the more time some other fuck has to come and steal yo girl away. Just don't come across as desperate. Don't message her again if it takes her a while to answer your last message, don't always be the one to initiate, etc. If you end up always being the one to initiate or asking questions, move on, she's just not into you, don't force things, if it clicks you'll know.

2. Contextual compliments. Don't just compliment her out of fucking nowhere, or say something like "Lol you're so smart" after she says something. Show interest and flirt using the context of the conversation and the subject at hand. Even if it seems silly or cringe, women don't think the same way men do. Random example, talking with a qt about Halloween, she says I should dress up like a squid (inside joke), I say I'm down cause it means more arms to hug her with. That shit works, and it makes you look witty at the same time. Win win.

3. NEVER COMPLAIN. You can voice concern about stuff, but never complain. "I'm having some problems at work", that's fine. "Life is so hard", that's gay as fuck and repels women. And always act like problems are gonna be resolved, always act optimistic. Women like feeling safe, make them feel like they'd be safe with you.

4. Send photos of stuff. If there's one thing girls love is taking and sending photos. Show her where you live, weird things about your culture, it's gonna interest her, and she might send some back.

5. Send spontaneous voice messages, girls fucking love hearing your voice, they're very very auditive beings, and if she doesn't need to ask it shows confidence.

>>77315634
>another international trip
I want the bourgeois to leave

>>77315663
Didnt read,

Heres how to be a chad.

1) be attractive
2) log in and watch netflix for half an hour
3) switch back to interplas and flirt with all the girls that have messaged you.

>>77315689
>Update

>He's not doing international trips every year off a minimum wage job despite paying bills and rent

Lol casual.

>>77315663
How to be a Chad:
1) be born a chad

>>77315720
I cant afford to. I have to pay for surgery.

Off to the pub like a normie

>>77315689
>he doesn't have a comfy well paid job with adequate holiday

>>77315663
>don't be the one forcing it
Iktftbh
My qt added asked for my whatsapp, but most of the times never questions anything to me

Wtf. Are Kazakhstans Mongoloid or Caucasoid? And why is it rude to ask that question to a Kazakhstan female?

>>77315689
>he isnt a poor student that can find sly ways into going abroad for less money

>>77315318
Under 5'3" is short for women. I usually get teased for being a giant, so I tease back.

>>77315689

Mean

>>77315720

I made a promise to myself that I would take a trip at least once a year

>>77315853
Mongoloid of course

Last time I went abroad I paid €100 for a plane ticket and that was it lmao
Leech better you cucks

>>77315511
That's taller than the average in the USA

>>77315971
Are you a whore?

>>77316192
No I visited a friend (whom I later gf'd) and she was on welfare so paid for my food cause she had plenty money lmao

>>77316235
even trannies are getting gfs from here

>>77316480
I got my gf from a 4chan chatroom back when I still thought I was a cis guy

>>77316551
this is tragic.

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>>77316590

Do you guys keep the nudes saved even though you don't talk to them anymore?

>>77316900
Of course

>>Guys, I am depressed. I don't think I will ever get something better than the Turk milf I BM.

>Gorgeous, has 4500 followers on insta.
>Teacher
>29 y/o

And I made her fuck a huge cucumber in her asshole unless she wanted me to show her nudes to her family. She was super scared of her uncle and dad.

>>77316980

How come I didn't see that one?

>>77317021
Oh I forgot, she is already in vancouver.

>>77316980
Are you in love with her or something?

>>77316980
It's really rotten what you've done Tbh. People get arrested for that kind of shit

>>77317057

I meant.

Post it faggot.

>>77317057
How long will she be there? A-asking for a friend.

I ordered a large pizza today


and I ate it all on my own, because
>Tfw no Russian gf

>>77316900
Of course. I worked hard for those

One married woman asked me to delete a picture of her pussy she sent me when drunk
I was like "sure bb" but it's still there

>>77317226
What do you do with the nudes? Do you post them on 4chan threads and stuff??

>when you don't take your meds for a week and suddenly you want to cover every girl's face with thick globs of sticky cum

>>77317253
I have posted some of them in these threads in the past when I was feeling generous [spoiler]and been banned, because blue board[/spoiler], but nothing that gives away their profiles or faces

>>77315585
Totally

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>>77316980

My turk is qter than yours was ;)

>>77315601
>>77315585
Original anon here. I have Aspergers (which may or may not be autism depending on who you ask) which affects my ability to develop social skills. The proper remedy is intensive socialization throughout childhood and early adulthood- the former was deprived from me as a result of being a military child who moved across the country every 2-3 years

>>77315663
as the author of >>77314524 and >>77317511 your advice actually seems concrete. i'll try it

>>77317477
not bad. but not that good either.

>>77317913
My best qt right now is either the ruski who likes roleplaying to be a schoolgirl (she's 19) who is a straight 10/10

or argie who's super cute, but she's more of a milf, 30 years old

>>77318092
How the fuck do you approach older girls

>>77318092
my qt is a kurd. time to sexually oppress her ;)

>>77318158
Same as any girl. If they view you, they're as interested as any younger woman is
Maybe just don't be as pushy since they have a lower capacity for games and bullshit. Be a gent, but let them know you have a naughty side

>>77318158

Depends on the girl. They're just like other girls you know.

Except they're sometimes married ;)

And you're more likely to hear "Oh anon, I have never done anything like this" which is in 90% of the cases a complete fucking lie.

>>77318237
That's the spirit *insert a random common turkish name here*

>>77318584
"That's the spirit, Roach ;)

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What did she mean by this ?

>>77314023
>>77314005
I changed my mind and didn't reply to her, but she keeps sending me messages lmao
That is too sweet, so I will reply I think

>>77314246
/shinigamiaoi
Ticks all the boxes and more

>>77318872
all else aside, big-titted redheads with green eyes and cute nose are truly what peak female performance looks like

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>>77318999
>big titted

>>77318158
They're probably in unhappy marriages, use that

>>77319065
>he doesn't huge melons
pedophiles >>>/out/

>>77318584
>Except they're sometimes married ;)
That's always fun. Especially with sexually repressed Asian women.

I got two 39 y/o married women with great bodies for their age (one Korean and the other a chink in Ausfalia) who'd both not had sex in two years and were all very shy when it came to flirting after a couple of weeks of messaging and putting on the charm.

They'd get horny as fuck for me and make me write smut to them so they could masturbate each night. Would get a few tasteful pics in return but nothing with nipple or gash

>>77319141
Man, Chads really are something

>>77319141

Got a married Russian, 30 year old, has a daughter and sends me pics everyday.

Also a teacher

Is it just me or are teachers on this site very very slutty, also had a previous russian married milf who was a teacher.

Bitch told me she even cheated in real life, with her student (although after he finished school)

>>77319141
>nothing with nipple or gash
Chad status: revoked

>>77319348
These older generation Asian girls (obviously not the Flips and Thais though) have some old-fashioned virtues about them that it's hard to overcome completely.
Takes long enough for them to be brave enough to send an underwear pic even if they've been telling you for weeks how much they want to come to the UK and let you fuck them raw and nut inside them

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What did she mean by this ?

>>77320073
What did you say? She doesn't sound happy.

>>77320073
Depends on context

Either you hit her with some good bants and she's being tsun,
Or you said something that made you sound like a dribbling retard

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>>77320107
This

>>77320286
Oh, then she's just being playful with you.

>>77315689
There's no excuse for you not being able to go abroad. Just get a job and learn how to save and spend the money you make and then you'll be able to go on international trips.

>>77320331
>just get a job
Okay mister trump

>>77320286
hahahahaha this was nice

>>77320480
Stop being a lazy NEET and you'd see

>>77320331
Easy there Mr Rockefeller. Travelling is expensive as hell

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>>77320602
How's this one roachbro ?

>>77320688
not bad either. she looks pretty qt as well. how tall is she anyways?

call her kitten and see if she likes it ;)

>>77320637
No shit it's expensive that's why I added the part about saving money, which takes time but once you have enough saved then you can travel.

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Ah shit, I'm loosing her !

>>77320771
you went too far. you should have called her short 1-2 times and then go on with normal talk.

>>77320831
I blame autism

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>start messaging German girl
>ask her what her favorite movies are
>starts listing off a bunch of multiculti, Germany Yes-tier shit

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>>77320637
Frountier suevi reporting in(Starberry blonde from Evora)

Just came back from a walk around Oporto, started chatting up some qt3.14 working a closing shift in a ceramic shop.
Thicc little thing
Maybe 150cm tall
Deep olive skin
Light brown hair
Got her number
I had her playing with her hair all flushed


Invited her for a coffee tomorrow near the river


>Pic related
>Its my dong expanding

>>77320898
you can only blame yourself

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>>77320771
Girls don't really like it when you tease them about their height unless the she's obese and wants to feel small or you're big and you'll protect her. It's only entertaining the first few times.

t. girl who's neither obese or protected

>>77321162
girls generally liked to be teased about their height. he just went too far

t. guy who teased shit load of girls about their height and they pretty much all loved it.

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>>77321148
What the fuck

>>77321162
Is Chad treating you well?

>>77321210
;)

btw pro tip. never write kitten as if you are doubting it. she is a kitten, she just doesnt know it. you have to remind her.

>>77321201
It probably worked because they're actually short/you're actually tall.

>>77321268
Sometimes I get bullied with love.

>>77321210
Cute!!!

>>77321162
>>77321201
on the flip side of this don't ever tease a guys height any girls are reading this thread, never goes well

>>77321340
i am 190, typical turkish girl is 165 and below

>>77321300
>taking advice from a t*rk
K m8
Except now I really don't know what to say.
Scratching ears would be too cringy, huh?

>>77321364
so you're actually tall

>>77321359
i ll be honest i love it when girls try to tease me with anything. cuz they generally miserably fail and then i retaliate and they get annoyed major. makes everything much more fun.

>>77321419
well thats your own thing now, i cant hold your hand whole day.

it wouldnt be cringy. but first, she has to say meow. tell her to say meow and lets see what she responds. ;)

>>77321424
only chads in /cp/

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>say porco dio to italian qt
>she starts crying and saying not to be blasphemous

>When the girl of your dreams get pissy and mad when you tell her you're into a girl

What is even happening right now?

>>77321500
/ChadPals/

>>77321424
i am, i am a pretty huge guy. lately i am bulking up as well. i ll like be one of those oil wrestlers lul.

>>77321550
She doesn't want to loose her beta orbiter.

>>77321595

We're arguing all the time though, this is kinda why I like her :')

>>77321555
big guy...

>>77320771
Stealing her from you now bro

I sent her one thought-provoking yet complimentary message and she's got the urge to go brush her teeth - i.e. clearly seeking a substitute for fellatio so she can push something long and hard in her mouth and feel it fill up with something thick and white

>>77321555
You're a big roach

>>77321649
for u.

>>77321359
I love it when girls tease me about my height, theyre so cute

>>77321692
Bost pic

>>77318777
She means that she doesn't want perverts and that she's not into sex between girls.

>>77321340
>tfw no qt to bully with love

I've started telling girls I'm 5'1 just for the reaction

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Jesus Christ what a train wreck

>>77321925
she is a kitten after all i guess.

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>>77321359
This is how I see it:
You can't tease a guy under 185 because they already think of themselves as manlets.
You can't tease a over 185 because they might be insecure about being too tall and lanky.

Same with looks.
You can't tease a guy about his cute and different trait because it might be a complex.
You can't tease a guy about his clearly good traits because he might think you only care about his looks.

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>>77322027
Feisty

>>77322120
you probably said something wrong.

>>77322086
>You can't tease a over 185 because they might be insecure about being too tall and lanky.
not true.

>>77322086
>You can't tease a guy under 185 because they already think of themselves as manlets.
Only real manlets think this

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>>77322138
I spilled spaghetti

>>77322086
It's like the only social contact you ever get is on 4chan.

>>77322192
lulz

>>77322192
now you are lowering yourself. you should just move on dude.

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>>77322199
Pretty much.
I was talking about dealing with QTs on InterPals though.

>>77322086

>185
>Manlet

Top fucking kek

I'm an actual 170cm manlet and numerous times girls have used "tall" to describe me. Tall for most girl merely means taller than her. If not it'S a big roastie red flag.

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>>77322234

>>77322409
lul. i ll blame it in your autism.

>>77322379
>Tall for most girl merely means taller than her
True

>>77322379
>i swear im not a manlet because girls dont laugh at my face
>girls that wont sleep with short guys like me are roasties
t.manlet

>girl says she is in love with Benedict Cumcumberpatch
damn girls have bad taste

>>77322565

No, roasties are girl who only care about looks.

And I'm taller than literally every single girl I know except one lesbian.

>>77322570
he looks like a foot desu

>>77322267
Height isn't a big deal to people unless they're quite a bit above or below average. If anything, people who bring it up to people who aren't extraordinary either way just look weird spergs because it shows that they're really fixated on an aspect of life that's unremarkable for most people.
>>77322409
Cringe. Your last response might as well have been "My only problem is that I respect women too much".

guess my autism scared her away

>>77322778
candy ass white boi

>>77322831
america isn't white :^)

lads, this girl claims she reads alot, whats some questions I should ask? already asked her favorites

>>77321549
Is she from southern Italy?

>>77323020
ask her what does she think about portrayel of women in dostoyevsky books.

>>77312940
hey bud

>>77323064
no, tuscany

>Long term qt messages me after a month
Feels like something has probably gone wrong in her life and now I'm her fall back

>>77323259
this is really nice actually.

>>77323259
so just keep her as your back up, everybody wins

>>77323285
Not nice for me if she starts ignoring me again the second things turn around for her

>>77323415
but you can take advantage of this situation as well.

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>KSJFHKSF
The fuck does this mean?

>>77323415
for those type of girls you get nudes from them when their self-esteem is low then just forget they exist when they go back to chad

just use them, don't get attached

>>77323432
I dunno I'll see

>>77323440
Sounds faggy but she's not the type of person I want to get nudes from
I'd rather she just tell me if she doesn't want to talk that's all

>>77323433
some sort of silly laugh/smile. turkish people do it a lot on internet. maybe she is turkish?

>>77323467
don't be a sadboi

if you're not a girl's first choice just use her for nudes, anything else is a waste of time

>>77323467
this guy gets it. >>77323440

Hey woc, are you looking for a roommate?

>>77323482
Nah she's chink Canadian

>>77323557
What?
Who are you? Are you J?

>>77323629
Justin Bieber???

>>77323528
>>77323539
Actually you know what you're right. I wouldn't let any other girl fuck around like this so why her, if she want to act like a bitch I'll treat her like one

>>77323629
Check your msgs

>>77323433
>Dyed hair, Westernised Asian
>Hobbies Tumblr, Facebook, and Twitter!
>K-Pop

Quit while you're ahead mate.
Bigger red flags than the Chinese and Leaf ones on her profile

>>77323864
She changed her entire profile like 3 hours ago, before it was much more normal but I wont be responding

>>77323899
Man, that must have been disappointing to see that shit suddenly appear

Post music for a sad boi

>>77324155
CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY

>>77324155
DONT WORRY, BE ......

>>77324155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3sQKbyFYq4

>>77324155

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2UP86bciVA

>>77324155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKt5hrpZ4c
lik dis if u cri everytiem

woc read my fucking messages you bitch

>>77324265
Oh I never told you what I thought of that album
It was good overall but I thought it kinda dipped in the middle desu

>>77324296
Meme but a classic

>>77324427
Pretty nice, only SK composer I've ever heard is Yiruma so this was new

>>77324640
i am really into darkwave, minimal stuff lately idk why.

>>77324628
*reads your message*
*visits your profile*
*doesn't respond*

>>77324723
If you think that affects chads from /chadpals/ you are mistaken

>>77324723
shes clearly not interested in you nor your message. whats there to not understand?

>>77324723
Should be a Chad mate, there's your problem

>>77324837
That anon is just memeing, I didn't get a message from an American :)

>>77324829
not everyone in /chadpals/ is a chad. It's like people who lurk /fit/ while being lardasses. Look at that reply. It is a Kevin if anything

>>77324877
>roleplaying sending someone a message
What is even the point?

>>77324928
for (You)s

>>77324907
Not everyone is but everyone CAN BE

>>77324723
*visit her profile*
*visits your profile*
>implying she doesn't message me first :^)
*message her*
*reads your message*

Any other scenario is just sad m8

>>77324963
Yo reply to my message

>>77325002
here's a (You)

How to have Chad mentality?

>>77325209
Be born with Chad mentality

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>>77325209
you have to be so cool that it has to be to cool to be a chad for you.

>>77325209
by not asking how to have chad mentality, only true chads never ask questions about anything ever

>>77325209
Just....

>>77325293
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>77325302
urrrrrrrr

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>>77325293

What do you guys do in these threads?

>>77325342
be chads

A girl who I've been messaging for a few weeks just freely gave me her number

>>77325382
girl asked for my number in her first message

>>77325342
Discussing memes, talk about new language, share qts...

>>77325382
>>77325398
>kidney.jpg
dont.

How many contacts does /cp/ have on their phone excluding family and work?
Me: 3

>>77325468
3? what. the. fuck. you cant be serious.

>>77325468
>excluding family any work

0

>>77325468
3 too. All of them from interpals. But I just talk to one girl from my contacts.

>>77325468
33

>seeing a fake profile with a pic of a pornstar you forgot existed and searching for her videos to have a nostalgia fap

Good times

>>77325491
Is it surprising?
3 and they're all from InterPals. One doesn't even actually talk to me anymore so it's more like 2.

>>77325538
Do you want to exchange numbers so it seems like we have friends? :3

>>77325570
hi5

>>77325576
>33
NORMIES GET OUT

>>77325690
idk, 3 is just too low. you need a life man.

>>77325468
2 ;_;

>>77325468
0, i dont have a cell phone

123 but I don't talk to 98-97% of them anymore

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>>77325731
How to get an life?

>>77325690
I have 33 but I don't talk to most of them, who the fuck texts nowadays?

>14 year old views my profile
fuck off FBI

>>77325855
a lot of people use whatsapp and shit

>>77325841
i have no clue desu

>>77325886
I just use facebook
baka all these shut ins

>>77325902
i mainly use facebook to chat with friends as well. i miss old msn days desu. was fun to nudge people and then sexual innuendos about it.

>>77325940
You can still poke ;)

>>77326253
das gay ;)

>>77315853
Central Asia is Happa paradise

>Korean qt sends me her high school graduation photo
>the meme about the average Asian being a dog holds true

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>>77325227
>>77325238
>>77325256
>>77325293
You guys just need to be fearless

Degenerate perhaps? Is she even using a bra?
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=732981640793604096&uid=705851016483602432&aid=705851020375916544

>>77326499
Definitely a degenerate and no she isn't

>>77325855

Well everybody at least here.

I got like 58 people I talk to on Viber.

Some everyday, some just once in a while

>>77326499
It's normal for small tits to not wear a bra these days

>>77326686
It's also degenerate

>>77326686

Doge bless

>>77326697
so is talking to girls online to see them naked

>>77326744
You're right, there are a lot of degenerates in this thread
The puritan Brits however are not

>About
>i'm cool :)

>>77326686
She just wanted to be part of asian culture.

>>77326744
That's not degenerate. That's exchanging cultures.

>>77326821
Are you intimidated by their immense self confidence?

>>77326826
not wearing a bra is European culture, mostly French

>>77327030
>the French
>NOT degenerate
The burger still has a lot to learn

>>77327117
Its why we love the Frenchies so much

>>77327153
Exactly

>>77327117
the point is degenerate culture is from europe, not asia

>>77327205
Point taken
Let's be honest though, Japan is pretty degenerate

make new thread fags

>>77327440
sure I'll make one

>>77327440

NEW THREAD
>>77327595

>>77327595

>>77327595
NEW THREAD