Culture Pals /cp/

>>77279682
I like this edition, suits me well t b h f a m

>qt tries to make me jealous
it's done, she's mine lads

first for big british cocks in italian pussies

>>77279762
You sure you didn't misinterpret BBC mate?

>>77279682
Virgin Gorda means fat virgin

>first for being cucked by myself and LDR relationships

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>>77279762
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>>77279762
post your italian grill, I swear I am not going to contact her or anything, I just want to see what kind of italian abominations on that site brits find attractive. I am serious.

>>77279931
Oi, the Anglo is the most attractive race

>>77279931
insult my qt again m8 see what happens

>>77279976
>>77280039

I want to see what italian girls brits find attractive. Purely out of scientific reasons. You can just post her pic here if you are afraid I will write her or anything like that

It annoys me there's two Italians now, I was fine being insulted by the attractive one but I don't know what the other one looks like
REEE

>>77280052
it's always the dark southern ones, never the northern Italians

Just chomping on a lemon fruit fool, who else here /in flavour town/?

>girl responds to me 3 weeks later
>message starts with oh god im so sorry...
????????????????

>>77280146
She's.... not Australian is she?

>>77280181
Nope, euro. Why?

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reminder that THIS is what italian girls are having sex with

>>77280209
I got literally the exact same message starter from a girl who took a 3 week hiatus a couple of days ago

>>77280302
What did you say?

>>77280092
no shit, north italians are uglier, both men and women

>>77280352
ignored.jpg

>>77280265
I will never understand this brit meme. Italians can have any girl they want, why would they be bothered by some pasty baby fucking a trashy americanized italian roastie?
It literally never gets any italian on this board upset, but it gets repeated all the time. Is it just one autist (you) with too much time on his hands?

>>77279823
Bom intento, pero fat e gorda, nao goda

>>77280408
n-no it certainly isn't just me, we all have italian qts right lads?

>>77280408
Not gonna lie mate... you seem pretty upset right now

>>77280408
hahaha why you mad, a brit fuck your girl?

k3ng is nice, this other Italian just seems like a butthurt little fag

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>>77280497
good post

>>77280503
I am not, really, that is just how italians express themselves. We use cursing a lot to highlight meaning but it does not mean we are upset.
I hope you fuck as many italian girls are you can anon.

>>77280548
There are not many brits in Italy, and I have no problem with brits fucking italian girls. I just tried to understnd this meme, but your meme replies tell me I will never get a straight answer

>>77280555
bad post

>>77280660
not memeing but I think Italian girls are the most commons that /cp/ users have met in real life

why are your girls thirsty for men with autism?

>>77280660
The meme is they've watched too many dramas and read too many Harry Potter novels and think we're all super courteous gentlemen, they've never run into a chav in their life.
It might not be true but I'm sure as well not gonna complain about the image

>>77280757
they are the same category of people that move to London, work as waiters, and then keep shitting on Italy because "there is no job there". Frankly, I don't like italian women in general, apart from the rare 12/10 perfect angels, so I might be a bit biased, but it is not a meme when I say "nothing of value was lost".

>>77280822
yeah Harry Potter was pretty big here, I read it too when I was a kid, only the first four though had been written at the time.
I think it's more globalism, feminism and all those shit ideology that they rightfully see coming from the anglo world, whether it is America or the UK. A lot of those girls will probably tell you how "italian men are rude and macho etc. etc." because of that.

>>77280822
>>77280757
anyway you have my blessing, go and put your dick in them lads

>>77280920
not just talking about brits, I know yanks here have been meeting italians as well

>>77280920
>move to London, work as waiters
Not any more :^)
Also how does anyone survive in London on a waiters salary?

>>77281005
>Not any more :^)
fuggg, please do not send them back
>Also how does anyone survive in London on a waiters salary?
no idea, but apparently they do

>>77280994
true that

>>77281111
how does anyone find a job in the UK at all? I moved to Bulgaria just to get a job.

>>77281186
it is mentality. Those retards think that the UK has jobs, therefore they find it. Here they think there is none, so they do not find it. In the last years there are objectively no jobs here for young people, so they are partly right, but only coincidentally

>>77281111
>please do not send them back
EU have got our balls in a vice, there's noway that's gonna happen

>>77281186
Did you go to like a number 200 uni or something? If you really studied finance I can't see how there weren't any jobs

A little bit of Willem Dafoe

>>77281297
I start to believe that most job adverts are fake, and most of the times, they already know who they are going to hire, but they post the job advert because they have to, in order to make everything seem legit.

>>77281548
You're not making me feel very confident for when I graduate mate

>>77281690
Start looking for jobs in other countries.
Recently, a former classmate went to Czech Republic to work, and another went to Poland.

>>77281742
I'm probably gonna do masters desu but yeah I'd actually like to work abroad at least for a while so I will do

>>77281875
If you have so much money to burn, you probably don't need a job mate

>make catfish with black guy
>only polish girls respond
really makes you think

>>77281900
I'm lucky as fuck in that my parents are just paying off my loans immediately
>tfw upper middle
I'm seriously thankful cause I couldn't imagine what it's like having all that to pay off

>>77282073
just go on the dole after uni like I did, never paid a penny back

>>77282156
>go on the dole
I mean the British welfare state is pretty comfy so why not

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>>77282278
Also fucking with my ex atm, might post that soon.

>>77282357
Post it

>>77281964
maybe they are just being nice. Try getting nudes and see if it works

>>77282405
already got some la

I just had a phone call with a qt. She has a cute accent :)

>>77282382
Ah, it has degenerated from nihilistic shittalking to relationship drama :/

I am a nigger chad

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>>77279682

USVI is pretty nice Tbh. I took a solo trip there last year. Pic related

>>77282528

Yes, yes you are.

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>>77282357

>Please do not message me if you're racist, homophobic or against feminism.
love when they place the red flag directly in your face

YOU'VE GONE FERAL LOUIS

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>>77282947
Proud of this one, lads.

>qt hasnt responded yet for the day
just kill me lads

>>77283221
did you say something autistic?

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Scaring girls with weaponized autism

>after checkin I'll buy something for me and I wanna be drunk
This is the kind of behaviour I'd expect from a British tourist not a Turk

>642 words

my Filipina is such a qt, so sweet

>>77284951
She just wants the passport

>>77284951

What's the green card equivalent called in the U.K.?

>>77285245
and I want some ass, fair trade

>>77284951
>SEA
You're on the same continent as euros. Why not go for them?

>>77285299
I do talk to some euros, but they're pretty difficult, special snowflake syndrome

>>77285277
You could do better than a Flip though I'm sure

>>77285345
>giving up this easily
What's next, Thai ladyboys?

>>77285468
That's probably his fetish

>>77285468
>>77285512
to each his own, to each his own

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Was actually a pretty boring convo, desu.
Only reason it kept going was cuz she kept pushing it, desu.

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>tfw you wake up and your qt is unresponsive and you think you did something wrong

>>77285962
Reminder that Chad is fucking your qt when she's not talking how to you

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Why do Italian girls always hint at sexual things?

I literally meant nothing more than I just enjoy my privacy.

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>>77285299

>>77286072
>2 fingers
Kek, roastie.

>>77286156
my sides

How do you know if you get blocked by someone?

>>77286156

1 in the pink and 1 in the stink

>>77286261
italian girls dont poop

>>77286207
sorry, this user's privacy settings doesn't allow you to contact them

>>77286284
Oh okay just ignored then =(

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>77286277

They still have butts tho

>>77286343
Didn't u have smth with an irl qt?

>>77285567
Ewwwwww

>>77286072
I get this with all girls :(

>>77286583

Really? I don't like it :/

Such a girl to have by side noone feels tired if climbing to the top of Everest;)

Which one of you fucking weaboos want her nudes? I warn you, she is not special at all.
>>https://www.interpals.net/Kotonochan

>>77286713
I'm on nofap, but would be interested in knowing how long it took u to get them.

>>77286713
lol, is that the girl you were going to meet?

>>77286713
Imgur

>>77286606
It makes me feel very uncomfortable

>>77286713
She looks alright.

>>77283499
i dont think so but it was a slightly longer than average message. it was going so well too

>>77286713
Do it

>>77286888
very basic asian girl

japs get overrated due to weebism, they're not that special

>>77286923
Oh wait she's half nude in most of her pictures what's the point?

>>77286785
A week
>>77286789
Nope

>>77286888
That is it. She is just alright! 6/10. You fags only like her because she is japanese.

>>77286962
anyway upload em to imgur and post lads

>>77286789
Different Dutch guy

>>77286961
Yeah you are right, she is not worth the effort posting on imgure. Alright guys, focusing on getting another T*rk milf. See ya.

>>77287042
Wew I'm gonna get some angry replies for that one

>>77286713
shes got a decent body shame shes asian

>>77286713
>i like to dance , ride a bicycle , watch movies , sing a song , travel, go shopping and eat sweets :D
It reads like a year 7 student learning French for the first time, I find it hard to believe she spent a year in Canada

>>77287069
Wtf????

>>77286887

Yeah me too. I just don't like it. Why does everything have to be sexualized?

>>77287457
fag

>>77283221
>>77285962
ahahahAHHAHAHA

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just

>>77287457
I wouldn't mind it so much if they were the type of people to give nudes but they're always massive prudes
baka Tbh famichi

>>77287651
>the Russian never got back to me
Wew

>>77286962
>>77286929
Jesus christ calm down I said alright, I didn't say she was fantastically hot or anything

>>77287710

I guess

>>77288385
That was a ruse to get you to agree, pervert.

>>77288311
You were practically down on one knee with the ring out mate

>>77288095
i should have tried to message her yesterday then
fug

anyone having trouble uploadin pic?

>>77288454
ur mom was down on one knee, fucking get rekt nerd

>>77287036
yes you are right, different dutch guy.

>>77288477
What's stopping you now?

>>77288500
Juvenile!

>>77285258
Getting on the back of a truck in Calais

>>77288586
moments gone Tbh, she viewed me yesterday and I did the same. it would just be creepy now

>>77288752
It's not creepy. Just go for it man

she gave me a 221 word message and I gave her a 332 word message, did I fug up by writing a literal wall of text?

>>77288752
>it would just be creepy
Stop making excuses and send a message

>>77288436
God dammit.


REEEEEEEEEEE

>>77288854
lad, I have written 2000 word messages before, 332 is not a big deal. As long as it isnt like three times her message size, it isnt creepy.

>>77288854
Length of my messages are increasing slowly, at 650 words now.
I think I could get this girl to write my uni essays she fucking loves it

>tfw adorable girl you get along with super well and enjoy talking to asks to skype
>Go for it because she's perfection and you can't miss that chance
>It goes amazingly well and she's even more adorable through speech

Fug, haven't been talking for long but I can feel feels.

>>77289223
This your Italian bird?

>>77289240

>Talking to It*lian

only if they looked like Miriam Leone

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>new account messages me with no picture
>as a joke say she looks very pretty, figured she'd pick up on the sarcasm
>she is flattered and thanks me
>picture suddenly appears
>mfw I realise it was the interpals bug where others can't see it for a while
>mfw she's an absolute dog

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>>77289347
When is the weeding?
Now she likes you.

>>77289446
Next year

>>77289347
Post the picture, Anglo.

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Rare Gustavo

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Got'em

>>77290330
Must be a real qt for gustavo to add <3 to his usual message.

>>77290419
why are they always from Ghana? You think they'd know to mix it up.

>>77290498
He changed a bit his catchy phrase.

>tfw Latvian meme loving qt

>>77290589
Baltics produce the best qt's

>>77290701
I just realized it's like fucking 5 am and she's been chatting with me since midnight. Feels Loved man.

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>>77290765
We just all visit het profile, but you needed to delete that post, like mine.
That way, she would see that someone was talking about het, but there nothing here

>>77290828
*we should
Fuck I'm sleepy.

>less than 4k online
ded

>>77290828
What did I miss? Who are we raiding?

>>77287042
post em fagget, the turk milf wasn't even that good

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I don't always shitpost, but when I do, I let my balls hang out over my dick

>>77291971
pics?

>>77292083

You're looking at it

What music are you guys listening to?

This is my go to for when I'm feeling lonely, so here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0XWd-blwE&t=144s&ab_channel=BretbertMC

>>77292126

This is some good alone time, chill night music.

https://youtu.be/9ka5bgHnHyg

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I'm tired of girls not sending me a message, if I take a bathroom selfie showing my abs to girls will it make them respond to me?

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>>77292890

If your dick can fit through a toilet paper roll then you are a dicklet

>>77293186

I can! With room leftover! :D

>girl looks pretty bad in main pic
>her other pics make her out to be a cutie
this is a conundrum

>>77292890
gotta suck in the guy my man

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Hmm

>>77294424
Well, how many tattoos do you have? More than 0 is degenerate

>>77294424
your qt call you good looking today, agumon?

>>77294559
Stop judging

>>77294599
im gonna body shame you bro

>girl is 19
>only accepts messages from 13-18 year olds
come the fuck on

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>grill messages me
>asks me to give my opinion of a chapter of her book
>sends a wall of text
>it's garbage
what do boys?

>>77294934
there are definitely better girls on this site who are not just self-promoting a glorified fan fiction. Dump her.

>>77294974
it honestly does read like a really bad fan fiction, how many characters can I post? I kind of want to share it

>>77294934
tell its shit

>>77295018
I want to, very badly

Who knew taking good lewds was so difficult?

>>77295078
not hard to take a picture of your dick
unless its small and you need to use some magic angles

>>77295078
>tfw gorgeous cock that looks good from all angles
feels good

>>77295075
then do it

>we write so much back and forth to each other for a while
>she just decides to stop responding out of the blue
fuck this website

>>77296260
She's talking to somebody else

>>77290330
Gustavo is a piece of shit, but he's upping his game

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>>77279682

>>77294578
Not today

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>>77294424
hmmm

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hungry

>>77296862
You are cute anon!!

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>>77297347
delete this

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>>77297347
go get some nutrition

>>77295003
pastebin/github gist it if it's too long

>77179468
this dude is actually pretty based

>>77297972
>based
Back to 2015 with ya

>>77298175
zozzle

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>>77297492
Thanks you

Want to know what's worse than a Thai girl messaging you? A Thai guy.

>>77299849
Block the country if you don't like them you dip

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>>77299849
I have maybe 3 messages total from Thai land

>>77300162
They can't handle the cold of Finland

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>>77300162
me actually 0

>tfw getting into some azn grils panties
>shes telling me about her divorce and how shes tired of asian boys

posting nudes soon

>>77300742
is she a milf?

>>77300742

>Going after Asians
Kys Mujo

>>77301592
let the man enjoy what he likes

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>girl has small tits
>girl is not white
>girl is a weeaboo
>girl is a leftist
>girl has piercing or tattoos
>girl is an atheist
>girl is not racist
>girl likes to party and get drunk
>girl has not blocked Turkey yet

Wew been a long ass time since I posted here. Anything new?

How exactly do you attract people to your page? Do you just post nice pics and have spergy thirsty foriegn girls flock?

>>77300742
All Asians on this site seem to be tired of Asian boys

>>77302994
There is one sure fire way of getting them to visit and it's not even that hard

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>>77302994
post thoughful quote like "life gives you lemons so drink lemonaide"

>>77302994
Use the autoviewer or automessage script. I can't seem to get the Python profile viewer program to work though. It won't log in.

>>77303118
>what did he mean by this

>>77303570
It's just a simple case of acting naturally, or in other words... being yourself

Why do Asian girls constantly ask about my job, it's not that interesting

>I don't shave my legs
Literally just had to tell a girl to go to the bathroom and shave them, that's just disgusting

>>77303841
Obviously they want to work out how much you're earning

>>77302866
I don't think that there's anything fresh.

>>77302677
One or two tattoos, I think it's okay desu


>>77303841
So that you can both give money to the house :3
I stop talking immediately when they ask that in less than 5 messages.

>>77304136
>One or two tattoos, I think it's okay desu
>falling for the ink jew
hohoho

>girl says she thinks black men are beautiful
do they have any self-awareness? What do they want me to say? Do they honestly believe saying these things is going to endear themselves to me?

>>77304351
I don't understand this either, unless I fall into 'x' demographic how am I meant to respond to 'x' demographic is beautiful?

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>>77304351
>What do they want me to say

They obviously think you are black, tell them you're just tanned

Quick! What's that snake thing all the Africans complain about?

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>>77304572

>>77304587
wat

>>77304587
he is talking about his dick

>>77304587
I asked him and he didn't know what I'm talking about :(

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>>77304694
must b one of those fake gambian profiles then

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>>77304694
This is the ninki nanko.
Be careful

>it's another girl admits she likes me episode
God it's hard being charming and handsome

>>77303932
She likes to have her legs warm.

Bacc

>>77306979
I told her to shave and she did

>>77307426
Imagine how her pussy is

>>77307459
That's the stupid thing! She fucking shaves her pussy but not her legs

>>77305150

Chad

>>77307512
You could be Chad too

>>77307568

no I can't :(

>>77307613
Just be yourself

>>77307649

I do that

>>77307671
Then you shouldn't be having problems bro

>>77303932
Do you shave yours

>>77307738

I made a bunch of female friends

>>77307773
Nope cause I'm not a fag

>>77307853
If you just be yourself that little bit extra you'll make it

>>77307867
That's just disgusting
t. you

>>77307940
Apples and oranges don't try compare the two

>>77307937

I can't do that

Does anyone else feel bad for beta orbiters? When my qts tell me about them, as a Chad, I can't help but wish they would stop humiliating themselves

>>77307955
Stop trying to say something smart and go shave your legs

>>77303932
where is she from?

>>77307940
nigga I don't even shave my legs and I am a fag

>>77308170
I'm not gonna do that cause I don't do what I'm told by some random person on the internet... unlike her

>>77308274
I think the Italian shaves his legs and is a touch insecure

>>77308397
No, it's just that your first comment made me a bit butthurt. If someone is cool with the way they look, why make them feel bad about it and tell them it's disgusting.

>>77308818
I didn't tell her it's disgusting, I told you guys it's disgusting

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What is this Pole hinting at?

>>77308825
>>77308818
Shaved legs on a girl are better by far, Britcuck is right

>>77308873
Are you royalty?

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>>77308873
i dont know but she is my wiewer as well....

somethings wrong

>>77308881
He just has a lot of respect for women that's all

>>77308921

no

>>77308930

Oh :^)

>>77309020
>no
Do you have money?

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>>77309020
i think its bit suspicious, no?

/hiberniangirl

Is she trying to win the "Edgiest Girl in Ireland" award?

>>77308825
Ok
>>77308881
I don't argue that, just don't see the point of making someone feel bad about it when you can find someone else.

>>77309033

Yes

>>77309065

Well, she said that based off our conversation. We were talking about traveling

>>77309167
Then give her your money and win her heart :)

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>>77309167
ok forget it

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is this pasta or something

>>77309186

NO

>>77309243
Almost definitely

>>77309243
Yes it is. Now hurry up and reply to it.

>>77309243
Yes, pretty sure it's in one of the pastebins in the OP

>>77309316
i did oWo

What's the correct course of action if a girl is being rude/cold? Insult them?

>>77309618

Insult them, but keep it subtle.

Like "you know, I can get better. You're not that special"

That would hit her more than calling her a whore

>>77309710
I will try it
every girl I try to talk to puts up this huge bitch shield like I've wronged them in some way

>>77309749

Examples

Wew

There is a lot of polish QTs...

>>77309618
If they're being rude don't be afraid to be rude back

>>77309789
I try to make a joke and they say "you are not funny"
I try to compliment them they say "uhhh... okay"
I try to ask them questions and they give curt one word answers etc

they just give off that attitude like I am an asshole

>>77309916
If they give me one worders I just say "are you this verbose in real life" and they'll either apologise and up their game or get annoyed

>>77309916
>>77309951
Why not just stop messaging them, they are clearly not worth your time.

>>77310126
I could but I'd get no satisfaction, if a girl thinks she is too good to talk to me I want to bring her down a peg

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Lol

>>77310126
>>77310179
This desu

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The Aussie who's bitching is a hottie Tbh

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I made a joke saying to her prince comment "oh so let me guess.. you're just looking for an American boyfriend? XD. (Joke)"

>>77310634
Say yes!

>>77310830

no, I won't. She's cute. But I don't think it would be smart.

fuck all y'all

>>77310973
just mess around with her, tell her she is too ugly for your standards

>>77310986

I respect women too much. However, I haven't been to Poland before, and I there is a lot I'd like to do there. Maybe she'll be my next guide

>>77311133
faggot

>>77310179
There will be 10 beta orbiters boosting her confidence again, I dont think you can take her down a notch.
Maybe what other anon suggested is best, just say something like 'oh i guess I will find someone else to talk to, there's plenty of better people to talk to here.'

>>77311161

No!

>>77310634
>Learning: Turkish

>>77310202
>>77310265
That would be me

>>77310202
wtf I was about to post this

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>tfw talking to a Russian Jewish qt in walls of text for 5 months
>nearly identical tastes in music, books, movies
>She's actually smart, studying ancient history and multiple languages
>I'll be in St. Petersburg this fall, maybe longer
>She's asking about my plans, saying she hopes we can walk there together

Wish me luck, boys

>>77312016
Russian girls I've been talking to since she turned 18, just sent me a video of her fucking a roll-on deodorant cannister

>>77312016
does she have big tits?

>>77312016
inb4 she divorces you after green card

>>77311133
>I respect women too much
What happened to this general? First the Turk, now the Italian and now even the Americans!

>>77312178
Sounds like a keeper mate

>>77312355
Women are shit take it from me
Trannies are the only choice now

>>77312355
One of my positive traits is that I respect women too much

Daily reminder that /cp/ is Chad SAFE SPACE

Just a reminder to sit up straight /cp/
you don't want a hunch back

>>77312195
>>77312016
pls respond

>>77312458
gb2 normiebook

>>77312458
this
AUTISTS AND VIRGINS OUT

>>77312582
shouldn't you be leaving then?

>>77312379
She's obsessed with me

But of course I'm sure she just wants to come live in the UK and scrounge of me until she dumps me for some black fella

That little 18-y/o body on her though, and the way she squirts. It's almost worth ruining my shitty life for

>>77312557
>tfw can't be bothered to find interesting things to discuss about with my qts, so I just send them a selfie a day and that keeps them happy
Being Chad is truly a blessing

>>77312604
>autist
>virgin
no, I definitely shouldn't

>>77312178
>Lude AND loose
I still have no idea how that ends up happening. Mine seems to be smart enough not to link a vagina to a face over the internet
>>77312195
She's Jewish

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>>77312531
Laid with my laptop on my legs like this, is this alright?

>>77312604
t. Virgin Virginatious

>>77312652
>She's Jewish
post pic

>>77312642
>I just send them a selfie a day and that keeps them happy
I can relate to this, I'm not even a Chad I'm just good looking

>>77312327
She has good property in Moscow. She isn't coming to the US.

>>77312642
>>77312689
both of you OUT

>>77312719
Excuse me, please see >>77312458

t r e a t e m' m e a n k e e p e m' k e e n

>>77312918
New thread

>>77312719
this is /chadpals/ now anon