/cp/ - Culture Pals

first for gas the nigger!

Second for Gambia

hi how are you

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>>76893085
are we doing this again?

well, k

interpals is down

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>>76893085
Normal
What about you?

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Redpilling my ruskie QT on the Holohoax now ;^)

>>76893907
btw, that 1st line refers to jewish ancestry. Was saying I'm not sure how much of it I'd be okay with.

We don't like discord do we boys?

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Feeling like a Stacey, desu.

>>76894145
it's okay, feel like I get bullied less there, even though I sperg out even more ;^)

>>76894321
Although I do deserve to get bullied since I'm a cuck

>>76894321
Shame it kills the generals though

>>76894447
Don't say that about yourself mate, nobody deserves to be bullied

>>76894447
Well, thanks for reminding me, I'll make sure to bully u until u an hero.


>>76894453
It's dead too, burgers are asleep (?)

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>>76894453
Pretty sure he's the brit cuck, he deserves to be burnt at the stake.

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>>76894683
I am a Brit but I'm just disparaging the Nazi while I'm under the Portuguese flag

>>76894482
I thought woc never sleeps

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>>76895925
Well, all burgers are asleep, it seems.
Quick, post cp!

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>>76895958
No! Post qt gingers!
>tfw was talking to an absolute 10/10 (in my eyes) Russian, big tit, ginger qt
>tfw we sent paragraphs per message
>tfw she hasn't signed on in 6 months
WHY DIDN'T I GET HER SKYPE

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>>76896008
Yeah, I know that feel famigo.
Got a southern Brazilian qt (they're 96% white) flirting with me but she didn't log on for weeks and I eventually gave up.
She was qt af, freckles and all.

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>>76896115
All I want is a qt ginger gf
I'm pretty lucky I live in a country with a pretty high proportion of them

>>76896232
They're definitely cute little cunts, probably crazy and very Stacey, though.


Also: A Sul do Douro é só mouros!

>thread is in the hands of the portugueses

>>76896323
I am here to save you from the Moor my slightly white friend

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>>76896323
Well, 2 Portuguese's and one brit cuck in Algarve.

What is /cp/ listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuuObGsB0No
here

>>76896624
trying out some different metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMCsv-zj56s

>>76896624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMopPYGDWgk

>>76897197
Kosovo eshte shqiptare

>>76897413

.t shqip in exile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ddgI4aH2k

>>76892543
>Discord: The bane of generals?
I don't think so, at least if the general is big enough.
I am in 2-3 /cp/ discords but I still come here and this place is still alive.

>>76896624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxz9eZ1Aons

>>76894145
I do desu.

>>76898618
>2-3 /cp/ discords
Fuck, there are 3 /cp/ discords?
Maybe u mean generals?

Yeah, the burgers are alseep, that's why this place is dead.

>>76898618
>Discord: The bane of generals?
>I don't think so, at least if the general is big enough.
>I am in 2-3 /cp/ discords but I still come here and this place is still alive.

This to be honest, part of two discords, it's not as interesting as here.

If anything Discord is the death of discord, since every once in a while someone gets butthurt and makes yet another discord server of their own.

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Tried to have lunch today, vomited it all by accident

luckily nobody at work saw

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SOME Italian girls are okay.

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>>76899093

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>>76898822
I'm in pic related plus one that isn't really a /cp/ Discord anymore.
Also the place isn't dead. I like the speed of this general.

>>76898891
This.

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The saga continues.

>>76899311
Hum, gonna invite me or nah? ;^)

>>76895925
Good morning, Portuguese friend :).

>>76899419
That's probably the brit, but k.

>>76899358
Are you on a Discord already?

>>76899500
Yes he's in the interpals icon one.

t. knower

>>76899500
Yeah, I'm in one of them, why?

>>76899595
>t.stalker

>>76899595
>Yes he's in the interpals icon one.
>>76899311 (Pic related)

>>76899619
Give me a sign in one of them so I can incite you in the other.
One of them is pretty dead tho.

>>76899747
Well, how can I find you, fraulein? ;^)

>>76899802
Kek, just post something.

>>76899866
I am posting

pretty sure u're in another group

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>>76899866
Yeahp, posting continues over here.

>>76899917
Then there are at least three servers.
Gib discord-ID then

>>76899991
>>76900009
Wew, we both missed the 00000 by 9 posts.

>>76900030
Wew, ebig, post masculine clit :DDD

https://discord.gg/8xxQHr

>>76899478
It was desu

>>76900009
How can another tuga join? I just installed now discord. Do I need to give my (#****)

>>76900637
Não: https://discord.gg/8xxQHr

Go drink coffee you lazy turds.

To the anon asking about travel costs-

If you stay in hostels and book the cheapest flights, you could do most places in Europe for $1,200. When I went to France I think I only spent a total of $1,350. But that's because I decided to pay more for special things. I could have done it cheaper if I chose

>>76901631
Hookers pilotbro ?

Shame on you.

>>76901695

lol no. That would be wasteful

>>76901631
>~£1000 for a week
Ouch

How should I start a convo with a girl who has no bio?

>>76902685
try finding something in her pics?

>>76902339

flying across the Atlantic isn't cheap unfortunately

>>76902766

Choose one: Cats or Dogs?

>>76902818
Dogs
Cats are African invaders.

>>76902851

Ask her

>>76903068
Oh, that's not me, kek.
I'm another Portuguese poster.

>>76903068
I asked if she liked beach or snow.

are Indonesians welcomed here?

I literally have nothing to do to pass the summer

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ok

>>76904464
No

>>76904628

Kek

threads dead lads, its all discords fault

>>76904464
Everybody is welcome here

>>76904792
what do you do there? chat grills from all over the world for nudes?

>>76904842
Cultural exchange

>>76904842
We only exchange languages

Link to the culture pals discord before I make my own and it becomes the best one ever because it will

>>76904951
lol fuck off amerifat

Daily reminder that I love all of you!! :3

>>76905286
luv u 2 xD

>>76904842
We are learning languages and socialise with people all over the globe)))

>>76905286
>:3 PROVE IT

>hit it off pretty well with a ruskie qt
>discover she's a tatar muslim who lives on a farm with her mom and a dozen goats
>she's an autistic koreaboo
Is it strange I find that kind of sad? Fucking weirdest background I've ever seen from a ruskie though

>>76905563
>Muslim
Stopped reading there, gotta drop

>>76905821
I got a bit of a fetish for defiling the daughters of allah desu
She looks white as fuck

>>76905873
Yeah, Tatars are 20-15% Asian, not too bad and pretty cute.
Don't be surprised if your kids turn out to be beta hapas, though. ;^)

>>76906139
>Not too bad
>Going for ANYONE with less than 98% European ancestry
And you call yourself a Nazi?

>>76906193
Nigga, have you seen those cute faces they make?
I wouldn't marry one unless she was really really submissive and a 9/10, but still ;^)

>open messages
>see message from a new qt
>panic and close the browser
wew, and I thought I was getting better

>>76906257
I'd prefer a 9/10 russian qt that wants a submissive guy :D

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>>76906435
And I thought u were my pal ;^)

>>76906257
Yet another white supremacist with yellow fever
Wew lad!

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>>76906570
REEEEE
Those Asians are the worst crypto-jews of them all!

>>76906656
H O N O U R A R Y A R Y A N

>>76906878
C R Y P T O - J E W I S H P R O P A G A N D A

>>76906947
M O O R

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>>76907069
C U C K

>>holy shit this turkish milf is dumb af
>>threaten to show all pics to her friends.
>>pls anon don't do it
>>I will do anything you ask.
>>Including giving you more ammo to threaten me.

I made her write her full name on a piece of paper and take a nude pic holding said piece of paper.

>>76907442
Wow you're still going after her

>>76907507
Instead of just ignoring me, she keeps contacting me. I swear when I tell her to masturbate, she smiles, and gets wet etc. If somebody really hated to be controlled would they do that?

>>76907541
n-no

>>76907541
I think you just broke her mind. Maybe she wasn't manipulable once, but now she's basically a puppet

>>76907541
She still wants to believe you're real. I feel bad for her.

>>76908045
Anime belongs in the trash tho

All this Discord bs is making me nostalgic about IRC's and BBS's (no, I'm not from the time of either, but I've used them)

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Just be yourself ;)

I like the thread more.

Who here /lachouffe/?

>>76909770
>don't be boring!

>>76909770
>>76909850
i don't understand the problem with either of these requests
are you boring, portugal

>>76910596
>"Just be yourself!"
>i am a autistic sperg who has trouble making small talk

>"Just be an autistic sperg who has trouble making small talk!"

>>76910678
have you considered making yourself less undesirable instead of thinking you're entitled to the attention of others

>>76910735
>lol just make yourself better
no shit retard, too bad i don't know how to do it and everyone i ask provides me with useless vague advice

>>76910735
You're the type of person to tell a downie to apply themselves to make it through highschool too?

>>76910885
"just beeeee urself" is a meme
it means be a normy until they are comfortable with you
Stop being self depreciating, no one finds it attractive and no one wants to talk with someone who just whines about themselves

>>76910885
>useless vague advice
Because it takes a huge degree of intimate knowledge of the other person to give more precise advice

>>76910895
I'm not saying you'll make it; I'm saying you can give yourself a better shot and shouldn't have unreasonable expectations

>>76911111
this is very good advice actually

nearly lost a stone, started at 12 stone when I started shitposting. I want to get to 9 stone :)

>qt talks to me after a while since she last did
>starts talking how poor she is and how much she is in need of money right now
Am I a dick for assuming she only talked to me to golddig? We used to talk a lot and I liked her a lot but damn,

>>76911687
Where's she from?

>>76893907
the autism, holy shit lel please post more portubro

>>76912028
Russia. She's really cool but her financial issue talks which I can't obviously help with make me feel uncomfortable.

>>76912235
obvious fucking scammer, dont be an idiot

>>76912171
Thanks, it's good to find someone who can appreciate my autism.
Anyone can appreciate the finn's autism, but it takes a real man to know far deep in the spectrum I am ;^)

Btw, come to the discord and I'll give u small updates there

how many people on interpals asked for money?

>>76912349
How many Africans and European Africans (Russians) are registered to the site?

>>76912336
no im too lazy for that pls post pic here kurwa

>>76912387
>European Africans (Russians)
>t. American African (small dick Tyrone)

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>>76912431
Well, okay, lemme see if I have something.
Just sharing /cp/ memes with her now.

>>76912308
We've talked for like half a year though. I'd hate to think you're right but it is not impossible she just did so I would trust her. I guess I just gotta find rich qts.

>>76912547
or just, you know, not find shady "russian girls" on the fucking internet. i thought you asians were supposed to be smart.

>>76912517
yes pls gib

>>76912547
http://scamawareness.org/common-scams

please my friend. i dont want you to be robbed.

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>>76912587
Okay, this is a long one but it's autistic as fuck.
She recommended me a Russian move called "Devil's Pass" or "Dyatlov Pass". Here's me giving her my critics of the movie, since I always heavily criticize everything she sends me.
This goes on for 3-4 pics btw.

>>76912657
oh god ive watched that movie please post them all, i will wait to read it all at once. you are amazing.

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>>76912657

>>76912657
whoa
portubro

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>>76912733
Can u guess who's in that sticker down there? ;^)


>>76912754
yeah ;3

>>76912235
Are you an Engrish teacher?

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>>76912795
this is the end for this one, I think

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Here's a quickie for u guys.

I'm horny and have no gf

>>76912657
>>76912733
>>76912795
>>76912850
>>76912915
you are amazing thank you portubro. extreme autism

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>>76912915

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>>76912944
S-sorry for being mean finnbro, I just wanted to show off ur extreme dedication, desu.

>>76912940
Kek, ty.
I have some better stuff from before but don't feel like posting 10 pics now.

How can I recover from sharing my qt's phone number and social media with a bunch of random perverts to harrass her? She said some pretty awful things to me. But i feel pretty bad about doing it

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>>76912944
>the finnish poster is retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLEjfhtRxCo

>>76913126
I'd share that with my QT, but I don't want her to know I share any part of our convo with anyone :/

>>76912915
sorry im kind of new here is this a joke or do you actually talk to people like that in every day life because this is very scary

>>76913056
What did she say to you?

>>76899093
>>76899150
Entertaining

>>76913327
Oh it would take to long to write all the insults. just think of any insult you can. And repeat that for like 24 hours. Its like we werent talking for half a year. I gave her a warning before i did what i did tho. And told her to apologize. No apology. So i gave her a digital donkey punch.

how do I get pussy REALLY fast REALLY cheap

>>76913639
>pussy
>fast
>cheap
Pick none

I feel like saying sorry but that seems like a fag thing to do considering she called me ugly, retarded, and a faggot and didnt take it back

and i didnt start it. she just demanded i change my pics on my profile. i said no and she started sperging. fucking bipolar bitches

>>76913829
>>76913694
>>76913484
>>76913056
You're genuinely a bad person, why do you post here?

>>76913852
+1

go feel sorry for yourself somewhere else

>>76913694
You should tell her if you're really sorry but not hear it afterwards.
Send a message saying you're sorry for what you did but it doesn't mean that you want to talk to her again. Don't even wait for her response.

You only shared her number and social networking sites, not gave convicted r*pists her address. In most cases, she already dealt with the perverts.

>>76913829
Why'd she want them changed?

>>76913239
Yeah, that's my QT. She just accepts my autism, I guess.

>>76913421
Stalking my posts now? ;^)

>>76914267
i mean everyone says autism autism but it actually looks like you are truly autistic sorry

>>76914337
>saying you're sorry to someone because they're autistic
check ur privilege kid

>>76914337
No, I know, I wasn't kidding ;^)
I'm probably on the spectrum, tbqfh with ya.

(for example, I'm starting to use my designated shitposting sign as a designated seriousposting sign) ;^)

>>76913694
>>76913829
>>76913852
What are you spergs talking about

>>76913993
I'm thinking of waiting a few weeks and then saying sorry. Something like "sorry. i let my anger get the best of me and did stupid shit. im not trying to get us talking again. just wanted to sincerely apologize"

>>76914010
She said i looked ugly in them.

>>76914337
>but it actually looks like you are truly autistic sorry
Meh, could also that he'd been passionate about guns before any about this had ever arisen.

Autism would more likely that he'd been bothered by a single detail in the movie relating to guns, had fixated on it to the point of reading up on all sorts of gun-related miscaellenous things, etc... all so he'd have definite proof that he was in the right to be bothered about the film.

But IDK, let's let Portubro be with this. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't on the spectrum. It's not a pariah thing on 4chan thing anyways.

It's sad that passion for a hobby can be meshed with autism nowadays.

[spoiler]Some real insight about what would happen in the case of autism since my father is on the spectrum: he decided to write an entire book, get it published, etc... because he didn't agree with something he read in a magazine. He's pretty chill otherwise and you wouldn't notice.[/spoiler]

>>76914538
Why'd you quote me?

>>76914538
We're talking about my qt treating me like her bitch and me saying no until i posted her contact info on a porn site

>>76914665
You called an anon a bad person so I assumed you know him and therefore knew what was being discussed. But then I realized I missed this post>>76913056 and I'm basically retarded, my bad swedebro. I'm not sensitive enough to consider sharing social media enough to call someone a "bad person" though

what are you guys mad about tonight

>>76914854
You don't think revenge like sharing someones personal details to creeps over being called mean words online doesn't make you a bad person? A reasonable person would just block and move on.

>>76914660
No, I didn't need to research it cuz I, very clearly, remember hearing gun Jesus say that the stg44 was used in EG until 56.
Yes, guns are one of my many autistic interests, but the weirdest part is how I remember very weird things and in a very weird way. I'll just remember useless details from hours of useful and interesting content, happens literally everyday.


I'm almost certain I'm on the spectrum, and have been treated for social anxiety (/depression?), but I think I was just misdiagnosed, since I just faked being a Chad for a few months and then went back to being a recluse.
In fact, I remember telling u guys how I couldn't even write a simple youtube comment without shaking and almost crying from the anxiety the day I was taken off my meds.

Basically, I'm, unironically, on the spectrum, but I don't want to be marked as a finnbro for the rest of my life ;^)
I just deal with it, it's not like being professionally diagnosed would help me at all, quite on the contrary.

>>76914854
Being a bitter vindictive cunt is not being a bad person? It's not about being sensitive, just having moral standards

>>76914940
At least I'm not sharing nudes, which is 100 tiems worse than just sharing a phone number and fb

>>76915007
They're not sharing nudes for revenge, except mega sperg tuga who is also genuinely a bad person.

>>76915102
then you're doing it out of love? sharing nudes, ruining a persons reputation for life? Come on, son

>>76914986
>>76914940
I'm not the type to condemn people as "bad" for something that's essentially of minor consequence. See the introduction to Modernity and the Holocaust by Zygmunt Bauman for why.

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>>76915102
>most current eon
>still being spoked
Wew, involuntary egoist ;^)

I'm just an egoist, lad. I do what I want.
Sure, I'll use MILF's for nudes and hope they drive into the tree, but I'll also care for an interesting slut for 3 days while she's sick and is having a horrible week, even though she doesn't even want to do anything lewd and I could be rping with my koreaboo slaves which love being dominated.

Got a problem with that? ;^)

>>76914899
Nothing really

Wish I were capable of being mad tbqh

>>76915177
Who cares if the consequences are minor or not.
It's just really shitty behavior, I know nothing about him so I wouldn't condemn him as a bad person and I don't care what any random sociologist wankers say

>>76915246
I doubt you've ever even read a single piece of philosophy in your life.
You'll look back on your teenage years when you're older and cringe at how big of a faggot you're being right now.

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I JUST WANT A MEDITERRANEAN QT

>>76915777
>I doubt you've ever even read a single piece of philosophy in your life.
>le go read maymay
>>76915777
>You'll look back on your teenage years when you're older and cringe at how big of a faggot you're being right now.
Yeah, everyone does, that's the way life works and shiiite ;^)

>>76915730
eat shit niglet

>>76915894
No you don't, trust me.

>>76915730
>dismisses consequentialist ethics out of hand
>directly contradicts himself in the span of 8 whole minutes:

>I know nothing about him so I wouldn't condemn him as a bad person
>responded to me with >>76914986 >Being a bitter vindictive cunt is not being a bad person?

Yea... this is pretty much what ivory tower academics mean when they say that the average person doesn't really have a coherent code of ethics, but rather relies on ad hoc judgments based on intuition and gut emotional responses.

>>76916020
Look we get it, you've read philosophy/sociology. One would think you'd be enlightened enough to use anything other than an argument from authority from an obscure sociology book introduction.
I don't go around flipping blind people off, even though there would be virtually no major consequence. I'd rather have a marginally incoherent code of ethics than having the code of ethics from a "Zygmunt Bauman".
Also I meant he behaved like a bad person this one time, just poorly phrased it.

Drunk desu

>>76916311
Wouldn't bother trying to argue with him, he's just going to babble at you until you go away and then jerk himself off when he believes he won the discussion.

>>76916368
He already babbled communism at me

>>76916351
Go message some Qts lad

>>76916382
I'll get some irl qts

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>>76916020
>*tips fedora*
Oh! I commend
your utter stupidity,
my fellow fool!

>>76916311

>arguing with anybody who believes they're an intellectual.

You'll get more fun conversations with a wood-chipper tbqh senpai

ama

how do I start with this, I'm way too autistic not to need help, and I'm probably boring and not good looking
como empezar esto, soy demasiado autístico para que no necesite ninguna ayuda, y probablemente soy aburrido y no muy guapo

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>>76916583
still on the rag? gonna do as u said and post it? ;^)

>>76916600
just bee
>flag
Ok sorry but you're just fucked.

>>76916311
>Also I meant he behaved like a bad person this one time, just poorly phrased it.
Mhmm. Just poorly phrased it :^) Definitely not just you being an impulsively judgmental prick to some diamond dozen socially awkward autist on 4chan

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>>76916600
>helping a roach
Uffft lads, almost fell for it

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>>76916606

>>76916600
Just beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself!

When you make a profile don't tick "flirting/romance and relationship"
Turks have a bad reputation on interpals because your countrymen absolutely LOVE to annoy girls. Quite a few girls have blocked Turkey.

Don't mention any negatives about yourself or your personality.

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>tfw you start talking about "conspiracy" theories and your qt not only agrees on everything but adds to the conversation.
did I win the internet?

>>76916617
>>76916685
w-what did I do
I barely talk to girls, and I'll just do so to improve my spanish
>>76916699
explains

>>76916997
No, that would be me:

>>76893907
>>76899093
>>76899150
>>76899358
>>76912657
>>76912733
>>76912795
>>76912850
>>76912915
>>76912944
;^)

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>>76917206
My qt is better than all of that, sorry.
Most chicks disagree or need work put into them.

This qt came pre-redpilled, and the conversations are much better as a result.

>>76917563
Russian?

I think a girl with actual autism is stalking my profile.

>get hit on by a male turkish koreaboo asking about korean culture and stuff
what
I'm a white american guy
what

>>76917660
post her profile

>>76917563
Mine is "neutral", trying to shape her into a tradwaifu as quick as possible son, but it ain't easy.

>>76917621
sort of, Russian living in Kazakhstan.

>>76917664
Maybe he also likes white American guys and he thinks you're a qt.
>>76917691
/raeraegirl
Pls don't bully her. I'm pretty sure it's actual 'tism

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>qt sends me a snap of her watching the US Office
>tell her the UK one is way better
>she starts watching it
>says she doesn't understand what anyone is saying and that it's shit

Might have to bin her

>>76917862
She is right though

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>>76917862
>changed their language to a pompous dialect out of butthurt
>nobody understands it
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>76917919
*dwights trousers fall down*
JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
*jim looks at camera*
*pam giggles*
*michael bursts out of his office shouting "parkour!"*

>>76892543
what do people on interpals even write to each other? are you all normies that can make a conversation about literally nothing go on with no problem?

>>76917862
it's difficult for non natives to understand english since it's not the most coherent language, let alone british english

>>76918146
Please don't try acting as if British humor is any better. Our worst sitcoms are better than anything you produce

>>76918165
yes, its a basic life skill that anyone who attended school or held a job should have.

Of course if your contacts are such dull airheads that all they like is small talk, you just throw them away and try again. Eventually you find people you actually like and conversation is much easier.

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>Someone sent you a new message on InterPals Go to My Messages .
>Hi.....How are you?My name is Mabou and I am living in the Gambia

evry time

>>76918395
I'll message you, No homo.

>>76918165
>are you all normies
We're the kind of people who talk to random people on the other side of the planet and frequent a general thread on a tibetan rock carving forum about talking to random people on the other side of the planet.

>>76918265
ok but for example what do you talk about?

>>76918445
conspiracy theories now, but usually Im not so lucky.

I'll give you some pointers on things girls generally like:
>Music
>Movies
>Pets (I have a dog and a cat, so all bases covered)
and most importantly
>PICTURES OF STUPID BULLSHIT. (this is the biggest one, all girls want pictures of stupid bullshit and will then talk about that bullshit, especially if you happen to see anything cool/unique.
I live in Colorado so everytime I go for a hike or go wading through a creek with my dog, I take a few photos and then QTies will talk about it.

>>76918568
seems like too much effort to put in, I just want some fellows to metashitpost with me on a more decent site than this

>>76918623
why not both?

>>76918165
I'd presume you do this on 4chan all the time, don't you thouh? What's the hassle here?

"Weird" people are sometimes the most interesting to have conversations with, so don't be scared if you pit yourself in that box.

>>76918623
Let us know if you have a more decent site in mind, lad

>>76918677
but here all is anonymous so it doesn't get weird

>>76918753
wow, no need to mock me so

>>76914660
i was talking about all the screenshots not just the gun part or anything i didn't think anything different about that

>>76918770
You're about as equally anonymous there unless there's something that might betray you on there.

Really the very different thing with 4chan is that you can't weasel out of conversation easily, which is why I'd incentisive you choose your qts wisely, and the one divergence also being that you're looking to get something out of the conversation. Which is burden sometimes since you'll sound disingenous or fake, but the things we do for lewds Luigi.

>>76918869
I was being sincere, Mario. If there's a better site, I'd use it.

>>76918891
but if you don't have anything to say, or to add to the conversation, what do you do? I don't need any more social pressure than I already have

>talking to euro qt
>a few messages in she mentions bf
>says that he's in military service, a sure sign that he's korean
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76919049
then fuck off already, ya cunt
Nobody is here to convince you to stop being a pathetic beta.
>>>/r9k/

>>76919049
Why don't you rant on something you'd be passionate about? Every time I have a conversation stall, all I do is wipe some things I've learned from whatever X history I've been reading and why it's made me laugh.

Just be passionate about what fascinates. Women love a guy that can be passionate about something, to help them realize you're more than a "playa" or a nice guy who'll suck up to her.

And if she and you aren't utter air-heads, it'll brain out into secks eventually Mind you, I make this sound easy but I cry a lot in my actual person-to-person conversations, so I know what might annoy you about it. I somehow think it's easier on a written platform.

Also still salty about the Italian wars! rude!

>>76919225
how is that a guarantee he's korean? Plenty of Euro countries have a military and many even have mandatory service for men.

man, some people just get stuck in cuck mentality like good little goys.

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>>76919292
wow

>>76919294
Ouch butterfingers all pver this post.

Night cunts.

>>76919365
I asked.
Which euro countries have mandatory service?

>>76919451
Finland. Switzerland. Greece. Serbia?...

And Sweden's bringing theirs back. France also technically has military service, but it's called "in statis" right now.

Thanks side Italian for substituting me
How is /cp/ doing?
Pretty tipsy here

>>76919580
Ah right, I knew about Switzerland and Sweden but forgot momentarily. Had no idea Greece still did though.
"in statis" what's this?

Memes

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>>76920153

/CP/ why is your qt the best qt?

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>>76920408
>implying I have a QT

>I'm interested in American and Balkan culture
>america
>culture
:DDDD

>>76920901
how to spot the cuckold

Talk about rodeos

>>76920901
American culture is probably the most dominant and widespread of any culture in human history.

>>76920408
My qt is the best because we can both be spergs and not judge the other.

>>76920901

>Balkan culture

Where'd you find this nutcase ?
|

>>76920901
nigger you have a huge country full of people from different places that share something
you can probably find more things to talk about than me

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>>76920901
wild west, indians, mormons, hamburger, jazz, feetball etc

>euros saying America has culture

what happened

>>76921395
Turkey has a deeper history and culture.

Turkey pretty much belongs in the lines of Greece, Italy, and China.

>its another pinay girl wants the BWC episode

if you're a cuckold and you know it clap your hands

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>>76922138
*claps*

>hella

Is basketball a popular sport in Poland? think im getting some fake news from this girl

>>76921841
>its another girl from a poor country wants a green card episode

>>76922467
google it cunt

I think it is, btw. Pretty sure I've seen them riot hard inside a closed off basketball court. They regularly have to shut the games down cuz of the smoke from the flares

tfw the most interesting person you've met on interpals by a hundred miles is a senior in highschool

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>>sighh another milf. Oh well..

>>76922967
How old are you?

>>76923083
Ask if you can fuck the girl

>>76923129
going on 22, coming up on last year in college
it's a damn shame because she's ten times more engaging than anyone else I've met here

>>76923265
So shes 17 or 18? You're 22. The age gap really isn't that large.

>>76922967
i've connected more with a girl from a state over than other countries

>>76923775
what states?

>>76923906
shes in NJ

>new qt lives in a small ruskie city whose name I know
>she has a rather rare name
>decide to see if I could find her on vk for fun
>find her in 2 seconds
>after a few Google searches find out she has a deviantart and is really into yaoi
What should I do with this info

>>76924826

You know there's a website for finding people on vk, just by photo right ?

>make a fake fat girl profile
>insult girls on their wall

fun times

>>76924971
What's the website, friendo?

Niggers

>>76926396
Racism is not tolerated here. Reported.

>>76926473
thats not a european flag m8

>>76926473

Mean :(

>girl tells me about all the weird messages shes gotten
>"will you marry me" are the most common ones she gets
holy fuck my sides

>>76926579

That's common for them

>>76923083
>boy or girl?
beta you shouldve just said "cool" then asked something else

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Rate my lunch

>>76926579
My "marriage" first messages actually seem to have the best response rates. Then again, I usually send those to ones who have viewed me. The key is to joke about it.

>>76927650
6/10

>>76927650
That looks like a meal for ants. Do you even lift?

>>76928454
>>76928476
Thanks

>>76928629
feed me

god damn these soviet girls have such amazing model tier photos

>If you're against the LGBT community, don't even bother messaging me please, thank you.
>I'm half lesbian half straight, if you get what I'm tryna say. If not, let me make it simple, bisexual. So please, don't message me if you're against our community.

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???

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>>76929336
*teleports behind you*

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>>76929003
>half lesbian half straight, bisexual

but +X-X=0 no?

>tfw hangover
Fugg

>>76929494
Really makes you think....

>>76929444
"psssh... nothin personnel... princess..."

>>76926473
Announcing reported is against the rules of /int/

>>76929518
Me too mate, me too

ded bread

managed to successfully guess my qts password, found out she has been meeting other guys often in preference of myself, I am just a back up option

feel pretty crushed but at least I know the truth and can move on

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>>76932882

>>76932905
you'd be surprised how obvious many girls passwords are, usually their favourite band or a pet

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>>76932905

>>76932882
What, and you didn't message the guys, pretending to be her?

>>76933157
no, why?

New thread
>>76933492
>>76933492
>>76933492

>>76933178
shits and giggles, not often you get the chance to pose as someone else

>>76932882
>guessing a password
Wew