Culture Pals - /cp/

ti tengu caru

Ich liebe dich
>tfw no German qt

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i was thinking good "think quote" to my "favorite quotes" in my profile

i think this
:"Life is hard but your are winner"

what do you think?

>English isn't germanic
German is the only one on that chart that is similar to English
we wuz

>>76933614
"kill all niggers"
strong and concise, chicks love it

>>76933614
Just say
>air is bery gut, so plant three trees.

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*comments on your photo*

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>>76933818

ugly people don't deserve love

>>76933614
*braaaap*

>>76933950
but all I want is a russian qt :(

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>>76933950
DON'T SAY THAT

>>76933818
>>76933909
***

>>76934035
stop being an ugly turkish rape baby then

>>76934054
you first ;)

>>76934054
not a turk

Sa rang hae

>>76934054
actually he should be turkish rape baby for russian whores.

>>76934235
Be mai bae?

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>>76934237
no he should be an actual Turkish Man for russian girls.
we russian "'men"' are ugly, pathetic, low test subhuman losers and cucks.
Turkish Men are handsome, masculine, strong and are good lovers.
russian girls absolutely LOVE superior Turkish Males

>>76934283
yuoe stupiae kysae retadae

>>76934381
that must be why every Russian girl has Turkey blocked by default :DDD

>>76934394
Taku that backu.

>>76934381
Actually that love the BBC (big British cock) and the SBP (strong British passport)

tfw practicing what to say to qts in the future with a married 26 year old

>It might take a while for me to reply, I currently have 2000+ messages (and obviously your message won't be 2001)

>>76934486
bro I want a Portuguese qt, we need to flower our alliance with marriages

>>76934583
I want a german one and no one cares about it.

>>76934788
they be ugly

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>>76934982
>ugly
Ignore the dirty Jew on the left

>>76935108
You've just proven they're ugly

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>>76935343
Proven your mum is ugly

wew this brazilian girl really hates her country
kek

>>76934049
I thought Asians were supposed to look young. This guy looks 60.

>>76933492
Why chinese has english translatioan, but slavic country with cyrillic haven't?

>>76937123
That's what happens when you smoke 40 a day

>>76937170
R tebr aiobaio

Just messaged some German without face. Let's see how it goes.

Also, got Rick rolled by some Algerian turd

>>76938035
Instead of 35, I did the 36

>>76938035
Roll

>>76938035
These need to be a bit more daring/funny, most are the kind of stuff that will just be ignored

>>76938035
roll

I finally met some people from interpals who also met on interpals and that was certainly an evening to remember. Saw the real life mating richual of two close and newly-engaged couple . . . . . Watched as Sandra ride Rodeo on Jaydens Ðouble-Wide Ðick, ßouncing ßare ßack with complete nakeð discontent for cloths. Ðouble Ð's ßanging ßooties ßack ßeyond ßi-Sexual ßounðaries!!!! . . . . . . I enveloped her cunt on my throbbing, erect, uncircumsizeð ßoner. Squirted a sopping creampie into her spasming cervix which caused a gooey avalanch of cum to stream ßack at me. My lips instinctively sucked onto her red-raw clitorus and slurppeð up a steady stream of my genuine, authentic man-juice . . . . . Twas a ßox Social for the ages with a no-holes ßarred ßlack-LISTED ßonanza? Three stars, all gold CH¥£ÄH

>>76939227

That's nice.

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Autism

>>76939736
She isn't wrong.

>>76939227
...what

>>76939798
It was not a bad question.
To me ofc.

>>76939736
What was the message she was so angry about?

>>76940014
Why do people say that finns are autistic

>>76940304
This girl is a keeper. She's seeing the messages right after I send them.

>>76940041
kek that's a pretty autistic question m8. Are you autistic?

>>76940490
I am. That's why I'm talking with Finnish queens

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>>76940488

Je t'aime
>tfw no French bf

>>76940490
it makes sense now why he wasn't able to hold a qt down

>>76940972
No bullying.

>pineapple pizza
What's your mental disease?

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>>76941192

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TIL

Also, welcome back.

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For all of those that want to see more of my autistic convos with my QT.

>two teenage qts messaged me today
WHY CANT I BE YOUNGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76941576
I wish that I discovered interpals when I was 17.

>>76942373
Same

>>76941487
Even back in Hawaii people think that pizza is disgusting and don't eat it. Pineapple should never go on pizza.

>>76942424
>tfw not a Korean Chad on interpals
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>76942481
Thanks friend

>>76937170
I think it was made for Russians, considering how the names of the languages are written.

>>76942835
How do I get a Salvadorian QT?

>>76942863
By beeing yourself :^)

>>76942863
If you're a white Brazillian you just have to speak some Portuguese in front of them.

If you aren't, then maybe you also need to dance a bit.

>>76942958
I am south Brazilian yes

too afraid though cause your murder rates are like 5 times higher than here tho

should i script and ruin my day?
y/n

>>76943032
Not like I would recommend you to come anyways, if you want qts you can just go to Argentina for the cutest Hispanic girls there are (in my opinion).

Then again, Brazilians won't be exotic for them, I guess.

>5 times higher than here
Are you from Curitiba or Floripa?

Bost brofiles of the best cuties out there on Interpals m8s

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>>76943207
Ye. Report back with funny or weird results.

>>76943214
Not Curitiba but I am from Paraná

But I am just memeing, though it could be nice to feel like a gringo for a day for the lulz

>>76943207
Run the message script

>online after many weeks not using the site
>2 qts message me within half an hour

>>76943237
Me desu

>>76943373
The Irish have no soul, it only makes sense for them to steal souls.

>>76943285
Didn't even know there were other cities in Paraná desu.

>>76943237
/todflanders ;^)

>>76943325
>>76943253
i viewed around 200 people. i'll run it again but block turkey

irish and korean american femanon show us your messages

>>76938035
roll

>>76943718
What do you mean? Messages that we get or that we send?

>>76943775
meant receiving but you should show the messages you send
do you write hi how r u:)?

>>76943718
im scripting so my inbox is probably a mess

>>76943904
Why would a girl do this? You have no reason to
Either way keep us updated

>>76943977
boredom, curious to see stupid messages.
i'll post results

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>>76943849

>>76944150
That's it? He didn't say anything after that?

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>>76944233
Nope, just like the 165 guy.

>>76944304
I send autistic stuff but nothing this autistic

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>>76944400

>>76944556
I almost want to send you something so I get featured :^)

>>76944634
Shouldn't be too hard for you mate :)

>>76944634

>>76944556
let me guess you get a gorillion messages per day?

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>>76944728
I'm actually the Brit doing a quick shitpost from my cosy villa
I've already messaged you so it wouldn't have the same effect

Also if it's a feminine penis it's not gay

>>76933492
>anata ga daisuki desu

??????

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I probably ruined all again because muh autism.

>>76944807
Oh, I thought you were the moor because of ":^)"
What's your username?
It's gay.
Enjoy your vacation.

I like to use it sometimes
Meme, think we talked about books or some shit
It's not
Thank you

Lads if I delete a message thread does it also show up as read or does it stay unread for those dull third world shits?

>>76944927
Oh. I didn't continue the conversation btw because I thought you were testing the waters when I was mentioned here, not because you were uninteresting :3...

>>76944928
Deleting a message only deletes it for you. They still received it.

>>76945041
I said message thread not a single message you dip

>>76944866
When I wrote this she messaged me again.

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>>76945041
Since you're my go to music person do you know any shoegaze/dream pop style bands I can chill to?

Also general request I guess

>>76933492
> Morocco
that's just I have a crush on you or I'm attracted to you in arabic
In Moroccan arabic it would be "kat3jbini"
And I love you is "Kanbghik"

I'm having the most lewd messages since I created my account.

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>visit my Portuguese qt
>find out she has a boyfriend

JUST

>>76947141
Irl visit?

>>76947141
And she didn't mention it at all before? Should have cucked him.

If you're qtless and you know it clap your hands

Later I'll post a juicy story that happened to me today.

>>76947268
Yep, in Porto. I visited her last year in Caldas and she was single as fuck but not interested in me. Tbqh I mostly lost interest in her in that way and felt the distance might not be doable anyways but finding out she has a boyfriend was still kinda a dickpunch.

>>76947272
It's really weird, she's keeping it all semi-secret/not exactly official and I only found out through gossip from one of her uni friends. I even mentioned this to her best friend since 1st grade (who I became pretty good friends with) and she said that all she knew is "he's a bit more than a friend."

Kinda a surreal experience.

>>76947599
>tfw only strictly platonic qts

>>76947729
Well, did you like Porto? I've lived here all my life.

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>>76947599

>>76947803
It was great. Last summer I was just in Lisbon and Caldas, this time I started in Porto (after going around France and Spain for a while) then stayed in Caldas and Lisbon before coming back to the states.

I went to S. João with that girl and her quasi-boyfriend (had no idea the entire night, they didn't even kiss or hold hands) and his family and had a blast. I also had two francesinhas while there, one was in Porto and another was in Matosinhos.

Tbqh I like it better than Lisbon, having now been to both cities.

>>76947940
WTF? Why did u prefer Lisbon?

>>76948042
Oportos being dumb as usual

>>76948042
Did you real my post? "I like it better than Lisbon." Acho que o Porto é melhor do que Lisboa. O Porto é mais limpo e calmo, e os portuenses são mais simpáticos do que os lisboetas.

>tfw talking to one koreaboo about how many Korean fakes there are and how her ""bf"" could be one
Good good, let the fear and doubt be spread

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>>76948150
Fuck, sorry, I was distracted
E pq falas PT?


>>76948141
>t.mouro

>>76948281
Porque tenho muitos amigos portugueses e adoro a cultura portuguesa. Estou a aprender, acho que o meu português não é muito bom.

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>>76948443
N, o teu português não é nada mau, desu.

>travelling hundreds of miles to meet a girl who doesn't even fuck you
you niggas are clowning

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>>76948823
>implying that's the only reason I traveled
I got to see other friends in Portugal, have some delicious food, practice my Portuguese (and Catalan, French, and Spanish), and have great time exploring France, Andorra and Spain.

One let down in three weeks of fun.

Pic very related.

>>76948670
Obrigado phampai

>>76948941
the only thing that could make me travel to portugal is a piece of ass

>>76948941
>phampai
>não: famigo
Wow, k.

Já agora, essa francesinha parece muito fininha, parece que te roubaram metade.

>>76948999
Sim, foi uma metade. O meu amigo e eu dividimos-a. Mesmo a metade foi uma comida bastante para uma semana.

>>76949156
>>76949156
>Mesmo a metade foi uma comida bastante para uma semana.
Kek, paneleiro.

>>76947803
>>76947940
I'll be in Porto in like a month too for a few days. Really looking forward to it, my first time in Portugal.

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>>76948964
It's your loss man.

>>76949216
Mas nós Americanos somos os gordos...

>no messages in a week

HAHAHAHAHA WOW

>>76949280
please stop posting these pictures

>>76949306
t. virgin

>>76949453
do you enjoy kicking a man while he is down

>>76949504
t. a man who is down

>>76949275
Bem, parece que é só por causa dos maus genes então.

>>76949280
>actually thinking the world works this way

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>>76949619
>maus genes
mais ou menos

imagem relacionada

>>76949715
><0.1% Ashkenazi
Nem sei porque as pessoas fazem esses testes, essa merda é toda controlada por judeus, mas k.

>>76949799
Desejo que "ashkenazi" fosse maior.

>>76949633
>doesn't understand hyperbole as a comedic technique, and instead thinks people actually believe that the mspaint picture represents reality
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M

>>76950107
You never know these days, some people are actually that retarded, especially on a taiwanese fingerpainting forum.

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>>76949878
>I wish "ashkenazi" was bigger
Damm, the shit you read online.

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>>76933492

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>>76950244
The best part? It probably comes from my dad's side who had a few Nazi sympathizers and even an SS member who was hanged after the war.

>was bigger
Aprende o maldito subjuntivo inglês, Cláudio.

>>76933492
>>76950513

>Phillipines

>Mahal kita

Literally means swing dick in Serbian

>>76950556
>Aprende o maldito subjuntivo inglês, Cláudio.
Not sure what I could use in English.
Also, the way you said it was weird, you should have said "Gostaria que a porção ashkenazi fosse maior".

The nazi only checked 2 generations back and saw it more as a religious thing than ethnic, but yeah.

>>76951252
"were" would be proper in that context, though most natives fuck it up.

>>76951108
your language is so crazy

>>76951328
Ah shit, k. What's the difference, exactly?

>>76933492
>>76950513
>Hawaiian
Why though? Nobody except a small group of people speak it fluently everyone in Hawaii speaks pidgin.

>>76951380
"was" is simple past for the first and third person, while "were" can be simple past for you, they, and we. "Were" can also be the subjunctive "imperfect" for all conjugations, for hypothetical scenarios.

For example, "they were wrong." Simple past.

"If they were wrong, they would look like this." Subjunctive.

If you switch the they to I, it would be "if I were wrong, then xyz" but some people would say "if I was wrong." The same can go for the third person, which also uses "was" in the simple past.

http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/be.html

What's it like to have a QT????????????????

>>76951759
Feels good to have someone you can talk to all day with, and not be bored.

>>76951759
I would like to know also

I got my first Gambian message today :DDDD

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>qt asks if i want some nudes
>s-sure!
>sends me nudes of other guy she's talking to
how much is a tank of helium these days?

>>76952524
Quite expensive

>>76938035
rolland

>>76952524
ditch the helium tank go straight for the bullet senpai

>>76952524
KEKKING at your life

>>76941559
What the fuck?

>>76952817
it's the underEDGE tuga. don't give him attention

I hate life

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portugal is white

>>76952960
>t.mad poo in the loo

>>76952817
Kek, sharing rape porn right now

>>76953007
Why are you so brown

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Put one of your IP pictures into paint and use the color selector tool to get your

Hair color
Skin color
Eye color
and lip color

>>76953570
they are all brown

>>76953007
That wasn't me who posted that

>>76953106
I'm not.

>>76953570
>skin color
>greyish pink
Wtf?

>>76953711
You are.

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>>76953740
Really? post your arm then

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>>76953570
pixels

>>76953570
obviously not accurate but I have some pretty colors

>>76953829
Dude quit posting your arm. I'm gonna think you're still brown regardless of the number of times your arm gets uploaded

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>>76953570
Try to guess muh heritage.

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>>76953899
oops, forgot picture

>>76953846
Are you CHI?

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>>76953900
Then you're just shitposting or a d&c shill.

>>76953570
white

>>76953829
brown

>>76953846
brown

>>76953935
white

>>76953950
white

>>76953981
Asian

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>>76953570

>>76948964
I just had some god tier sea bASS
Would that convince you to do?

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>>76953570
The colour next to the skin is the colour of my freckles

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>>76953570
why the fuck not

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Side by side comparison. On the left is a Portuguese friend of mine, she's from Caldas da Rainha, firm "moorish" territory. On the right is me, a cheeseburger of mostly German descent.

Still think Portuguese people are brown?

>>76953998
I'm not that anon. I just think you're a fucking retard posting your arm all the time just to prove your "whiteness"

>>76954459
Well, I get challenged on it constantly, so I just post it to stop that shit.
It has been going fairly well, and I don't mind if it becomes a meme (already kinda has in the Discord).

>>76954546
Arm color proves nothing, especially when it's just the under arm. I've seen part black mulattoes with pale as fuck under arms. Face is the only actual proof, you dumb arab.

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>>76953570

>>76948443
>Estou a aprender

>Learning the irrelevant version of Portuguese

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>>76954611
>check flag
Yeahp, d&c at it's finest.

I bet you're the paki canadian.

>>76954635
>>76954611
Bullying children is illegal.

>>76954732
you mean the only good version of Portuguese.

>>76954635
see >>76954353

>>76954805
>Bullying children is illegal.
True

>>76954815
>you mean the only good version of Portuguese.
and true too.
Hum, funny. /cp/ is pretty slow but good today ;^)

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Why is it that the few Portuguese people who look white are jewy as fuck?

>>76954882
Porto Accent > Generic Standard PT > Lisbon Mumbling >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brazilian """""""Portuguese"""""""

>>76954944
Oh and well educated, upper class Angolan probably fits somewhere between the Lisbon and Porto accents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMmfbZIIclw

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>>76953570
?

>>76954897
Those are clearly southerners, that's your problem. ;^)
No, but seriously now, there are some crypto-jews in the interior and south of the country, that explains that pic.

I need to find a movie to make a girl wet.

>>76955125
the guy on the left might pass for nortenho, but the girl on the right looks like a typical south Euro even if fairer skinned. The guy in the middle looks ashkenazi as fuck.

>>76955161
irreversible for the rape scene

>>76955125
>there are some crypto-jews in the interior and south of the country, that explains that pic.
Do they still practice any jewish traditions, or just have distant jewish heritage that got mixed in?

In New Mexico there are some leftover spanish colonists who were expelled crypto jews and they still have jewish practices even to this day.

>>76955229
The girl is just straight up ugly.
They guy looks a bit jewish (especially cuz of the hair) but has a weird face for a jew.

Probably not that jewish, desu

>>76955374
Both.
There was a village that had been practicing Judaism for centuries (since the Inquisition) completely in secret and only revealed themselves a few decades ago.

>>76955339
this

>>76955481
can skip the entire movie desu, just watch for that scene

Uh post the femanon interpals please, I wanna see if the meme is true

>>76955739
/houssem237

>>76955432
>The girl is just straight up ugly.
I think she's kinda cute, just might be a product of bad lighting. Granted I have a preference for thin, fair skinned, brown eyed brunettes.

>They guy looks a bit jewish (especially cuz of the hair) but has a weird face for a jew.
On the left or right?
The guy on the left has a jewy face IMO but the guy in the middle has jewy hair. Dunno if the guy on the left even looks Portuguese.

>There was a village that had been practicing Judaism for centuries
Belmonte?

>>76955739
/setuko

>>76955739
/garmo

>>76955796
The girls is a 3/10 Portuguese.
The guy on the right certainly doesn't look Portuguese, cheeks are too fat.
The guy on the left looks too beta to be Portuguese, probably a nord.

>>76955739
/kuromegane

>>76954635
>THAT NIGGER NOSE
>WHITE

>>76954897
>>76955008
>>76955125
>>76955432
>>76955935

That's me on the left. I have no idea who posted that photo or how they found it. The two people on the right are indeed Portuguese and not northerners, but not from the south either. They're not too far from Leiria.

>>76956237
Post profile buddy

>>76954635
Holy shit he actually is an arab

Mirror mirror on the wall
Who's the whitest of them all

>>76956237
Hey Dan :^)

Here's a hint, we went to high school and all I do on facebook these days is Trump post to fuck with people like you

>>76956435
Fiiiiiiiiiiiine...
/DanMM

Need to update a few things that have changed since my trip.

>>76956905
Well, this can be any one of 8 people.

>>76956697
me

>>76956237
Well, I call all continental Portugal south of Douro as "South Portugal", so there you go ;^)

>>76957166
For me the south is Algarve + Alentejo but I don't have a lot of nortenho friends.

>>76956982
>And before you ask: no, I don't like Donald Trump
Should say you do and get yourself some nice nationalist qts

>>76933536
it sounds like "te tengo cariño" in spanish
really cute desu

>>76957189
Don't mind about what that guy says. Only kids care about that shit. South is Algarve and Alentejo

>>76957190
Every nationalist girl I've met is extremely unstable. A lot of my friends in Europe are leftists but I'm radical centrist neoliberal trash.

Also nice fake British account.

How do you hide the depression from your QTs?

>>76957356
Don't be depressed :^)

>>76957323
>fake
See >>76944807

>>76957384
How to not be depressed in current year?

>>76957404
can't be depressed when you're dead

>>76957356
Don't hide it :3
Make your QT accept u for who u R

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>>76957404
Don't think about politics too much, find a hobby, understand your personal identity, don't get too emotionally invested in things which are beyond your control, accept failures as necessary learning opportunities. Give pic related a read. Exercise regularly and track your improvement. Avoid processed food. Eat 3 clear meals instead of random snacks throughout the day.

It worked for me, and I went from almost flunking out of college to getting straight As.

>>76957390
Brits vacationing in Portugal. In other news water is wet.

>>76957558
Unironically only my second time here

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me unprocessed food

>>76957597
I just finished my second trip there. It's unironically my favorite place to travel to. I'd probably move there in a heartbeat if my field had jobs there.

>>76957597
>>76957691
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>>76957691
I think it's nice but not great
I've had much more interesting holidays in Italy, Switzerland, France ect
Got a bit of a hard on for Eastern Europe at the moment so planning a few trips over that way

>>76957664
FUCK YOU

>>76957751
Foda-se, vocês são um dos povos mais velhos na Europa. Precisam dos imigrantes t b q h.

>>76957765
I'm a bit biased because I have a lot of Portuguese friends, sort of speak the language, etc. Earlier in the trip I was in Toulouse, Andorra, and Barcelona. All those places were great but for some reason I feel something different in Portugal which I don't feel anywhere else in the world. The food is criminally underrated too.

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>>76957809

really makes you salivate

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>>76957848
>the food is criminally underrated
Yeah, went out for a bit of local sea food this evening. Lovely stuff.

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>>76957751
Calm down best ally

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>>76958039
I'm (possibly) allergic to most crustaceans so I mostly stuck to meat. Bitoque and bifana are some of my favorites.

Bacalhau is a qt though. Pic related.

>>76958197
I'll make sure to try them before I head home

>>76958331
Where exactly are you at? In the Algarve?

>>76958451
Yeah, Vilamoura

>>76958589
Never been south of Lisbon, actually. My stomping ground is mostly around Caldas da Rainha but Lisboa and Porto are also great.

>>76958622
I would have preferred to go elsewhere desu since I'm not a huge fan of "beach holidays" but since I'm not the one paying for it I wasn't gonna protest too much

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>>76957664
nice

https://www.interpals.net/app/search?todo=&offset=&sort=last_login&age1=16&age2=110&sex%5B%5D=FEMALE&continents%5B%5D=AF&continents%5B%5D=AS&continents%5B%5D=EU&continents%5B%5D=NA&continents%5B%5D=OC&continents%5B%5D=SA&countries%5B%5D=---&languages%5B%5D=---&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_email&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_snail&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_langex&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_friend&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_flirt&lfor%5B%5D=lfor_relation&keywords=socialism&sort=last_login&username=&csrf_token=NmI4NDQ3MGE%3D
Just click it lads

>>76959093
Nice virus.

>>76959079
u already know what the fuck going on

>>76959122
wat, okay fine if you're such a fucking pussy trudo the judo master just search up socialism and make it restrictive to women

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>>76959079
nic e

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I had a cosy burger with my oneitis in Amsterdam today
t. Norwegian

>>76959647
I hope that fork and knife wasnt for the burger...

Even that Nazi girls on this site are koreaboos now come on!

>>76959947
How does it feel white boy
how does it feel that the race you make fun of for being feminine is fucking your women

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>>76960021
still won't change the fact that it makes dirty little mixlings that need to have their balls chopped off

>>76959947
>Even that Nazi girls on this site are koreaboos
Where's the proof?

Anyone here know of an app similar to meeff but for japs?

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>Girl doesn't message me back after 8 days
>/cp/ tells me to give up on her and that if she remembered me she would've responded
>Message her "?"
>Within 45 minutes she writes back a two-page message with apologies for taking so long to respond.
I guess I shouldn't take advice from you guys after all.

>>76960925
Lets see how long you can guilt her into replying to you

>>76960925
Should I do that to ones who havent responded in one or two months?

>>76960925
should i do this with the Columbian girl who's been ignoring me after i sent a shirtless pic?

>>76961005
Fuck off
>>76961027
>>76961059
I don't know, her last message before she stopped talking was also very long and ended in a question so I found it weird she would just stop talking. May not work if they never seemed interested in talking in the first place.

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tfw never log on a saturday so it looks like im not a loser to all the girls im talking to

>>76961298
you are not beeeeeeing urself

>>76957244
>>76957189
>>;^)

>>76938035
rol
>>76945324
the radio dept.
the Ecstasy of saint theresa
the pains of being pure at heart
rocketship

>>76961352
És lisboeta?

An hero?

how do I fake having friends? Im thinking about going to a nightclub and walking into groups of random people and posing with them when the club promoter is taking photos for facebook. Then I can download the photo from the club facebook page and use it myself pretending I have friends?

do you ever go to poop and you sit down but you just fart and you wipe anyway cause youre afraid a bit a poo escaped but it turns out to be completely clean but now you need to wash your hand because it was basically touching your butthole and you stand there washing you practically clean hand and you feel another fart coming but youre still afraid its gonna be a poo so you hold it in and go back to whatever uncomfortably holding in a fart/shart all day?

im havin one of those

>>76961827

Or you know, get friends ?


Unrelated, what do you guys think of this ?

>>76961958
iktf

>>76962090
obviously was supposed to link this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r18UBAFXxt0

>>76962090
>Or you know, get friends ?
hanging around with me would be seen as a bad thing. If someone would be my friend I doubt they would want photos with me, it would be social suicide.

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Top kek

1/2

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>>76962124
i like it

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2/2

>>76961644
Não, nascido e criado na ribeira do Porto, caralho!

>>76962421
Como estás, Cláudio?

>>76962501
Sou o Afonso, mas okay.

>>76962523
Encontrei um "Cláudio Afonso" durante a festa de São João.

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Was talking about fetishes with my QT.

>>76962556
Nome horrível, coitado.
Pior que já encontrei foi: Fernando Afonso Diogo.

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>>76962587
Mesmo pior para mim: é o namorado da minha qt.

Aprendi isto através da fofoca de um amigo dela da faculdade.

A minha vida é uma merda.

>>76962349
>not looking for long lasting relationship
what a bitch

>>76962677
Sinceramente, devias ter ido pelo kiss, ele claramente cria que tu fosses o bull ;^)

Anyone just like to talk to cute girls on Interpals. But really has no interest in noodies or IRL sex with them?

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>>76962741
Boa ideia. Uma tão boa ideia...

Durante a festa não soube que eram juntos.

Ela diz que quer viajar na Italia comigo, sem ele. I'm honestly confused.

country roads
take me home

>>76962840
>Boa ideia. Uma tão boa ideia...
E melhor, a mãe e a irmã dele estiveram com nós.

>>76962841
>country roads
>take me home
to the place I belong.

>>76962900
west virginia

>>76962967
mountain momma

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>>76962900
>>76962967

Shenandoah river from a previous flight

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>>76962967
There's only one Virginia

next edition: west virginia?