/cum/

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hand up the memes

>>76826239
give the full copypasta

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Can you imagine how pink her tits are?

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>>76826239
put your hands off my memes, leaf

>>76826302
I want to suck on her tits while she jerks me off.

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>>76826348
What would you do to this semen slurper?

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>>76826396
>pecas

Nth for gerrymandering

I want to fuck a Californian in the ass

>>76826396
Send her to school.

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>>76826419
GIRUGAMESH

>>76826411
>>76826430
Found the homos

>>76826411
Pecas?

>>76826396

shave her armpitt

>>76826089
BE A MAN

don't post so much NSFW stuff. i don't want to jerk off

>>76826446
That will be my alt. Thanx

>>76826491
Do you have ZERO self restraint? Good lord.

>>76826464
Freckles

>>76826497
Gotcha, thanks.

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>>76826396
>pecas

YES
YES

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>>76826491
Whoops

>>76826482
Freckles are qt

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>>76826396
>sardas

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>>76826239
god damn i want a girl to say this to me

>>76826495
part of self restraint is avoiding things that tempt you.
i'm doing that by asking people not to post NSFW content.
are you dumb? (rhetorical question. you are)

>>76826525
It would be super awkward, desu.

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>>76826532
Dude ur gay lmao

>>76826532
Avoid 4chan you dumdum

>>76826547
>nonwhite
whew that was close

>>76826491
This >>76826495

Also, reminder:
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

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>there are people who haven't fucked their cousin in this thread right now

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>>76826553
If I was on my laptop you'd be jacking it off already

>>76826547
Everyone is a little gay. Especially on /cum/.

Why do people act like it's the end of the world when someones a racist? It wasn't that long ago when hating niggers was normal.

>>76826514
very sexy outfit

>>76826580
>was
what backwards shithole do you live in?

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>>76826560
Wish I had hot cousins

>>76826580
the targets of that racism are not minority anymore

have you guys payed for porn?

>>76826599
i pay for internet and cell, if that counts

>>76826599
no

>>76826590
Racism was literally status quo pre-60s everywhere.

>>76826580
Because racism is assuming guilt before innocence.

>>76826599
Paid**
And no.

>>76826615
the implication isn't that it's not past tense in educated or sophisticated society

>>76826610
it doesn't because then we're all paying for youtube, facebook, etc.
I mean expending extra money for any audiovisual pornographic material online.

It isn't racist to assume that blacks as a whole are incapable of voting wisely or governing themselves

mmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ

>>76826597
They still are minorities though, blacks haven't changed their total percentage much at all. The worst offenders are whites though, they freak out and lose their minds at the thought of someone not liking shitskins.
>>76826623
Never said they were guilt of anything, just don't like being expected to kiss the ass of every nigger and let skitskins replace us.

>>76826599
When I was a child, I paid a friend $10 to steal his father's Playboy. It was the Christmas special. Definitely worth it.

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>>76826580
Haha, why are you trying to think for yourself? Everything is going wonderfully, don't question it.

Nice tits
>>>/gif/10859954

>>76826623
good thing racism isn't the judicial system, but rather how someone governs their own life.
assumptions that are right 90+% may not be acceptable for a judge, but it is for me

>>76826665
Wanting an egalitarian society is not racism.

Calling them shitskins is pretty racist, though.

decided on a whim to put pistachios in my egg salad

turned out pretty good Tbh

>>76826672
>not browsing the trap thread

>>76826698
it's not racist
it's retarded
you have to be a delusional, selfism mongoloid to want other people to serve you all the time, and think it would work well

Didn't masturbate today and I got a semi for about 40 seconds

I'm making progress on recovering the sensitivity of my penis

are herzog documentaries good

i like his movies but he always seemed a little exotic so idk about docus

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half the kids I grew up with in a cul-de sac took up smoking just like their parents

>>76826726
I grew up smoking cocks

>>76826675
There's really no point in arguing about it.
No one's going to change their mind.

>>76826719
How? asking for a friend haha

>>76826698
I feel the need to be racist towards them since I'm expected to roll over and let them do whatever they want to me by libshits. What's wrong with kicking out all non-Brits out of Britain? Or non-swedes out of Sweden, Non-Germans out of Germany? Those countries were founded as ethnic based states and they have a right to preserve their culture and ethnic character. All foreigners came there recently as leeches looking to sponge off the success of superior peoples.

I had a very good 4th of July. It felt so nice to get naked and dry off outside after swimming.

>go to the cinema
>some normie bro faggots in front of me spend 2/3 of the movie checking facebook and some other shit
Like if you don't like the movie why don't you fuck off instead of sitting there like a retard?

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>>76826734

>>76826700
Pistachios can literally improve everything.

>>76826753
Let me smoke yours

>>76826735
arguing is the only way this issue can be resolved in any degree.
even if someone who disagrees with me realizes people like me will always exist and we will never agree, they will have realized that to some extent their ideals won't work while i'm around and MAYBE they aren't worth forcing down everyone's throat
see >>76826742 as what happens when proglodyte garbage is mandated

>>76826726
there's nothing wrong with smoking so long as you don't get addicted to it

nicotine on its own isn't particularly addictive, it's when you associate it with your breaks at work etc that it becomes an addiction, much like caffeinated beverages can be

i've smoked casually for many years and don't smoke at work

>>76826768
calm down, congay. you're drunk

>>76826742
lol Germany brought those people from Turkey and lower caste Euro countries

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>nicotine on its own isn't particularly addictive

>>76826738
How what?

>>76826785
no lol

>>76826787
The leaders did and promised they were temporary workers to help with post-war reconstruction. Those cockroaches never left and the government didn't do shit about it.

>>76826799
recover sensitivity, stop masturbating

i need attention

>>76826820
Done.

>>76826804
calm down, you're obnoxious

>>76826838
I don't care

>>76826809
I didn't masturbate today because its a holiday and family is over
I'm gonna try amd recover sensitivity by not masturbating
I don't know how I'm going to do it tomorrow.

>>76826838
>>76826804
Get a room, you two.

>>76826853
watch your words, trog

>try and

Every hour kills a flower

>tfw didn't get to fugg tonight
y live

its weird, it was like 100 degrees while I was hanging out in the afternoon and then it dropped down to like 68 degrees once the sun went down

>>76826850
>there are people who struggle to not masturbate daily

>>76826881
That's what happens at night you dummy

>>76826876
You can go fuck yourself stupid normie

>>76826876
is sex that hard to get? like c'mon

>>76826888

when its 100 here, it usually never goes below 74

>>76826885
Yes addictions are a hard thing to overcome

>>76826890
I'd rather fuck you

>>76826895
he fell asleep

Additional reminder:
>>>/pol/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

>>76826929
you can leave at any time

>>76826929
>>>/r/politics

>>76826929
what are we supposed to talk about? language?

Okay, ladies, now let's get in formation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTzyz2TgGls

>>76827011
Are you always up or something?

>>76826964
Anything. I just like antagonising people.

>>76827026

ive always been a night kind of guy, sadly

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>>76826820
I would ask if you'd be up to playing tr4sh tonight but I might be a bit too drunk.

hope his parents don't come hoem lol

>>76827121
?

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>>76827092

Well, ive got nothing better to do.

>>76827131
theyd probably be a bit mad lol

*does a shart*

finna beat my meat like a drunk irishman with his wife

>>76827141
>>76827150
>>76827121
>>76827184
Ebin

love anime
hate america

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I dont jerk off anymore

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>I hate america

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tfw unsure if i'll survive the RaHoWa or not

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>I don't like anime

>>76827295
Ragnarok? Racial Homo War?

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I wouldnt mind a homo war

America is a fat and gay country

/cum/ is a pro-anime general

>>76827309
no one would say this if you guys posted anime that was even remotely convincing isn't marketed to children or pedophiles

>>76827330
We could finally put all the breeders into labour camps and child-birthing slave caves.

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>>76827336
wrong

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>>76827358

like keijo?

Is /cum/ a left wing or a right wing general?

>>76827378
i guess i should have mentioned sexual in general as well

>>76827132
Sorry had to take out some trash. What's your NNID?

>>76827316
This man is married, and y'all are still single and lonely lmao

>no fun allowed in my animes

>>76827379
pretty well rounded political opinion wise Tbh

>>76827379
Extremely left and right simultaneously

>>76827395
having a munchausen by proxy girlfriend probably isn't a good thing

>>76827375
mostly just the women hopefully

>>76827379
whichever wing likes their friends to know if they're gonna have a wank haha

speaking of which...

I'm on vacation, boys. See you soon.

bf doesn't have any clothes on

should i try to wake him up with a cheeky blowie

>>76827407
When the day comes, we will not ask whether you swung to the right or whether you swung to the left; we will simply swing you, by the neck.

>>76827423
Never ever come back

>>76827413
Some people here would probably be happy with that.

threadly reminder that gays are NOT WELCOME

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>>76827358
what about this

>>76827423
I don't know who you are.
Have fun!

>>76827379
/cum/ is a rorke general

reminder that this Californian is a humongous tease

>>76827445
>Mexi-nigger fuckboy is rude
Like Swiss clockwork. I helped my Colombian friend fuck a Mexi-nigger's girl and cuck him last week.

>>76827439
Please don't hurt me. I'm fragile, like a flower.

>>76827457
This. Gays >>>/trash/

>>76827502
And?

>>76827523
No, /trash/ is more of a furry board.

People who come from functioning families are trash

>>76827606
T H I S

>>76827618
Should have just admitted to being racist. Acting like there's something wrong with it is playing the libshits game.

Is KISS good or bad dad rock?

>>76827676

bad

>>76827618
i get that you're trying to make fun of 'te wacky right winger xD' but that's someone i'd like to hang out with

>>76827686
>love pints
>simple as
I don't think anyone would want to hang out with a /brit/ poster

I am hungover as fuck. shouldn't have pre-partied

>>76827686
In the end, all you would talk about is how shitty Arsenal and Corbyn are.

>>76827724
My teeth hurt

>>76827738
>mfw read it backwards

>>76827742

who tf is corbyn

>>76827724
A bit of hair from the dog that bit you ought to fix you right up.

>>76827758
Labor's party leader

just got back from watching fireworks. went to the bay with the gf. we went to the edge of the bay so we could see every firework from like 20+ spots

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>limey politics

>>76827788
Not your personal blog, faggot

>>76827788
What bay was this?

>>76827798
>Not your personal blog
wrong
>faggot
right
>>76827801
birch bay

>>76827758
He's basically the British version of Bernie Sanders

>>76827788
sounds comfy

>>76827811
Not at all.

>>76827788
>>76827788
same

>>76827828
yes they are both leftist commie scum

>>76827833
what bay do you have?

>>76827745
There's not enough fluoride in your diet.

>>76827841
idk but I went to hot springs and I'm right by the lake

>>76827855
ok I guess that's the same

How enforced are the alcohol laws in your country? I drank my first bottle of tequila when i was 13

>>76827838
True, but Corbyn is so much worse.

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Just throwing this out there

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>>76827865
ye. he lives just a few minutes away

>>76827877
I don't care for trump, but the libshit screeching over him is unbearable.

>>76827745
Same, but only because I have a tooth that needs to be pulled

>>76827880
who? the bf?

>>76827810
Looks pretty. Hope you had fun.

>>76827868
They are realtively strictly enforced at liquor stores but not so much at restaurants. Bars vary significantly.

>>76827900
yeah

>>76827868
Are you a drunk?

the world is a vampire

>>76827877
wtf im #withher now!

fuck drumpf!!!

>>76827894
You could just do it yourself. Get a bottle, get fucked and man up

>mfw my biggest crush from elementary just added me to Normiebook
>she's a single mom now

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We were supposed to marry and be happy together, I refuse to be a cuck.

I haven't talked to her in decades though.

>>76827909
that's cool that he lives just a few minutes away. didn't you meet at school?

>>76827924
She probably still wouldn't want you

Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames

>>76827924
>I refuse to be a cuck.
Just kill her offspring from rival males then. ezpz even lions know how

>>76827930
yeah we had a class together

>>76827916
Believe me, I'm thinking about it. If I can't find some student dentist to do it I will, it seems to be pretty loose already

>>76827868
Depends on the state/county/municipality.

Getting wasted at a party in highschool is a rite of passage here

And what do I get, for my pain?

>>76827945
and you happen to live very close?

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>>76827924
High school love is the only true love anon

Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game

>>76827964
we got an apartment lol

>>76827936

Don't ruin my fantasy even more reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>76827940

She's a little girl though.

>>76827924
>decades
It's time to let go.

I miss vine

Even though I know, I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold, like old job

>>76827967
I thought lesbian love is the only true love.

>>76827868
depends where you are. my college area is known for being a party once. drank 9 shots of vodka, then had to talk to a cop because I found this girl who was going in and out of consciousness because she drank an insane amount and also she said she took 20 Tylenol. also she had her stomach pumped the night before. she walked out in the middle of the street and fell and I had to run out to stop a truck from hitting her. the cop didn't do anything about me drinking
>>76827909
how close do you live to the school?

>>76827983
Lions and Gorillas routinely kill the young from the previous Alpha male. You ARE an alpha aren't you?

>>76828023
not far

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

>>76828032
my gf happened to live like 2 blocks away from my house which is impressive because we live 300 miles away from the school

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>>76828012
It's called "yuri" anon

will I stop coming here when I get friends and a gf?

>>76827924
Maybe talk to her and laugh about times gone past? Its fucking elementary dude

>>76828029
I ain't no monkey

>>76828045
that's funny

>>76828054
you're here forever but that won't stop you from having friends

>>76828054
No one here has friends, let alone a gf. So yes

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>>76828057
not the guy you're talking about but here is me with my 2 preschool crushes

>>76828054
I used to have friends. It was okay, nothing special. Don't look forward to it, it just kinda happens

>>76828073
Right got that fire crotch

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>>76828072

I have friends

theyre just busy all the time

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>>76828054
Depends how long you've been on 4chan. I find myself around less and less these days. Between work, love life, social life, and personal time it's just getting thrown further and further back.

>>76828088
Lol busy

>>76828070
>that's funny
yeah, her brother had just married my friend's cousin who's mom was friends with my mom in highschool
>>76828083
her hair turned blonde later. had a crush on her till 5th grade when I moved schools

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>>76828054
When I had an active social life I barely ever came here, now I'm here every day.

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>>76828101
Post a picture of them today, Andrew

>>76828101
well our houses are about 2 hours away from each other

>>76828073
Jesus fucking Christ.

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Trannies are a putried abomination and a crime against nature; we must kill them wherever we see them and we must kill them in a way that reminds them what hideous freaks they are. You need to be blowing up faggot bars, spraying machine gun fire into faggot pride parades, slaughtering trannies at tranny clinics and generally inflicting the most brutal punishment imaginable on anyone who sins against the ways of nature. These horrific sexual deviants are arguably even worse than niggers and other subhumans because many of them are white and have no excuse for their abominable behavior. Kill every single one of them without mercy or pity.

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>>76828134
Lmfao

>>76828134
You're still going to die alone.

>>76828134
While I agree..... didn't read beyond that wall of text pasta

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>>76828134

>>76828134
I like sex with trannies so no

>>76828134
>if a muslim says this it's allowed
>if any other Canadian says this he's in jail
Trudeau's really killed this cunt tbqhwy

>>76828118
that would make me feel creepy. also I forgot I made that name. doesn't seem as funny as I though it was when I named it. also, we aren't on first name basis
>>76828125
what?

>>76828157
Traps are a genealogical dead end.
The legacy must continue.

>>76828179
Also, you already are creepy. Andrew.

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>tfw no burger gf

Lads.....

trap are gay

>>76828179
You looked like a psychotic serial killer as a child. Like the inspiration for Damien in the Omen. No offense.

>>76828227
Shut up!

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Tell me, how is this gay?

>>76828230
yeah... I just opened my eyes really wide whenever I got my picture taken

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never understood the appeal of traps. It's just men who have given up on women to me

>>76828227
Without traps, how would Scooby and the gang catch the masked criminal and solve the mystery?

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>>76828251
Its probably the penis

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Here I go again on my own

don't like condoms

what do

>>76828346
Spray and pray

>>76828346
Vasectomy.

>>76828364
that doesn't do anything for the cum

>>76828346
Pull out

>>76828346
be bottom

>>76828346
Smoke weed errr day

>>76828404
i am

>>76828422
then just get pregnant

>have a dream where i get kissed
>wake up
>still kv

it was so realistic, the intimacy was so nice

>>76828378
Makes you sterile.

>>76828442
i cant ;_;

>>76828445
ill kiss you

>>76828448
that's not the point

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I just reached a 600-day streak in Duolingo. It is official. I am now fluent in 2 languages. I feel so intelligent.

>>76828445
>>76828455
>>>/lgbt/

>>76828470
so what's the point?

>>76828491
i dont like cleanig it up

>>76828509
swallow all of it

To see a world in a grain of sand
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.

condoms are important, don't forget that. Even for homos

>>76828506
does she think that's a good ass? mine is way better shaped. bigger and more durable too.

>>76828470
What is the point of anything?
Join a poz fetish group. Be the bull.

>>76828529
i cant do that if he busts in my ass

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hate fags tbqh

>>76828540
Were you born in Mexico?

>>76828548
do it in the shower?

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>>76828557
I don't trust them

>>76828557
I hate cinnamon in pancakes, and frankly, I believe that is the more important issue.

>>76828593
that's even more awkward

>>76828608
Me in the blue

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>>76828605
cinnamon pancakes don't rape children

>>76828608
I think that's beautiful.

>>76828639
>cinnamon pancakes don't rape children
They rape my tastebuds

>>76828606
turn the lights off in the bathroom?

>>76828639
They ruin childhoods. Break families apart.

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>>76828653
They also don't try to normalize pedophilia

>>76828576
Yes, why do you ask?

>>76828691
Just curious. Where did you learn to speak English fluently?

>>76828732
Probably school you dingus

>>76828557
16-19 is the legal age in most places here

>>76828742
>thinking Mexicans learn to speak English fluently in school
Maybe the ones who go to private schools like my online/vidya friend from Sonora, + he started learning English early through vidya.

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>Mexicans

>>76828800
me and my boys

>>76828732
On the Internet and through my ex wife, but my pronunciation is atrocious.
Going to bed.

>>76828742
From my understanding, the majority of Mexico is not fluent in English. Not that the education is lacking there, but I'm assuming most fluent speakers took additional steps to learn.

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Someone make a good new

>>76828871
Alright, thank you.
Have a good night.

>>76828944
>>76828944
>>76828944

>>76828888
yes, private English schools are really common. But finding a partner to practice pronunciation is kinda hard, you gotta have a chicano relative or something.

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>>76828871
good night sweetie

>>76828653
so you just don't like cinnamon, what do pancakes have to do with it?

>>76828963
Cool, thanks again for answering my questions.

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>>76826239
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