/brit/

Ah yes
Are Kev
https://youtu.be/Ipe2AelIFm0

brade runah

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>>76766457

most modern cars are like this

also cara

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881875263700783104

wtf i love trump now

playing skyrim

>>76766492
but they can only buy alcohol when they're 21 rather than 18 here

what the FUCK is your issue exactly? fuck off and stop speaking to me

>>76766488
ce??

Girls would probably be freaked out if they knew how much time I spend fantasising about their bumholes haha

imagine those benders going at it after a night of eating mozzarella, brie and blue cheese

>open a trump tweet
>angry replies with Jewish names and verified ticks

every time

>>76766462
it's not tougher
If your ID says you turned 18 today you will still be able to buy booze
They aren't required to ID people who look under 25 either, it's not a regulation
>>76766508
It's exacerbated in crossovers because they try to look like big tough 4x4s when in reality they are lifted wrong wheel drive hatchbacks

>>76766515
rubbish game

>>76766509
have absolutely no idea what this is about

what is a charlie gard

>>76766533
But being gay is PERFECTLY natural
*fucks an intestine filled with shit*

>>76766515
i hate you

>>76766521
still a draconian reglation that's higher than the yank law

QED

http://www.strawpoll.me/13346031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13346031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13346031

MANDATORY POLL

glad that we're not wasting money on that experimental treatment for that dead baby
imagine selling a desperate family false hope to make a large amount of money for yourself
america is truly fucked

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Birmingham

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>>76766564
>18 is bigger than 21

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>>76766488
Lol he replied

need a tall autistic bf to spout /s4s/ memes IRL in public with

literally just be yourself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4659698/The-truth-Chloe-Green-s-new-lover.html

just did picking up and putting down pieces of metal and now im all hot

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>>76766488
>kevs dog is called pepe

neat

Kinda feel bad for him though I'd say he's never had a gf or many friends

I'd say he's really close to his mum

>/s4s/
STATE

subhumans subways subfags

>>76766564
not a regulation you mong

enjoy starting poor arguments that i'm destined to lose because i'll have wasted from mongoloids posting time

>>76766630
subversive post

>>76766564
fucking hell you're a mong

what's your name? going to put you in my little black book of fucking mongs

>>76766541
>>76766562
*cries*

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The gf

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Will this yank cunt making shitty threads off himself thanks

>>76766641
callum

enjoy watching people play games competitively desu

Do chads ever get hay fever?

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it's a decent 'zza you negative nancies
best i'm gonna get with a home oven at 7-9 minutes on 300C
unlike real firewood pizzerias which bake them for 2 mins at 800C
also in italy you cant be called a pizzeria unless you have a wood based oven

>>76766632
>store policy
>not a regulation
mong

>>76766586
>21 is bigger than 25
mong

>>76766641
>surrendering already
mong

>>76766663
hello virgin

>car talk

What car do you drive/ did you finance it

>lexus
>no

I'm broke as fuck after it though and parts are €€€€€ for simple shit

>>76766410
imagine going to the beach with her and building a shitty sand castle thing after using each other as a boogie board in the ocean

>>76766665
You are too thick to realise how thick you are

>>76766665
regulation is law or mandatory
this is voluntary
gg

>>76766673
fake

obsessed with girls' poos and farts

>>76766696
>just learned about dunning-kruger phenomenon

reddit

>>76766664
far too doughy.

>>76766711
arent we all

>>76766684
Honda Civic
Yes

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>>just learned about dunning-kruger phenomenon
>
>reddit

>>76766488
Someone tell him to make more giving out videos

>>76766719
no u

>>76766699
>store policy
>can't shop or work there without compliance
sure "voluntary"

mong

>>76766665

just stop this is embarrassing

>>76766684
90s hatchback corsa
yes

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hate mods

>>76766684
fiesta
fuck no, it was less than two grand
I'm aiming to spend about 5 grand on my next car and I'll not finance that either
Looking at either a FiST or a WRX with about 50k miles

Turning 25 in a week, can't wait to buy alcohol for the first time

>>76766756
>giving up already
mong

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anime

>>76766752
bored of you mate, you're either trolling or retarded and neither of those is interesting to engage with
have a nice day

>>76766760
wew
static IP?

>>76766792
>giving up already
mong

Don’t take my kindness for weakness

The beast in me is sleeping not dead.

>>76766792
just close the tab next time u lose an argument kid

>>76766788
why are you posting blokes now
you filith

>>76766768
>tfw 24 and still have to ask grown ups to buy me some

>>76766768
fucking idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd7Cs377viM

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the dinner

8 rashers of bacon, half a biscuit, ketchup and milk

>>76766825
its a lady

>>76766793
yes
i will be a good boy now
hate being banned from my favourite website on the internet

>>76766849
wheres the biscuit?

peta jensen

PHWOAR LADS JUST PHWOAR

>>76766818
>giving up
giving up what? he was proven wrong on all counts
the verdict is retarded
the matter is settle

im a jacked gay asian programmer and yes i am technically "homeless"

>>76766849
why are you having dinner at half 4

>>76766849
praise kek

>>76766840
t. arrogant 18 year old with ID who thinks he can just waltz into the shops and buy booze
you've got a surprise in store for you mate

Big willies

>>76766870
>on all counts
name one, mong

>>76766851
no is nt

>>76766893
*gets mine out*
wanna suck it?

>>76766849
>wh*te bois
smfh

wave2:flash: selling 60€ of cheese 45€

>>76766890
>18 year old with ID who thinks he can just waltz into the shops and buy booze

?????????????????????????
yes?

>>76766876
it was supposed to be lunch but i had a nap

>>76766866
ate it while i was frying the bacon

>>76766875
asians are hot tbqh

just defeated about 5 people in an internet argument

Lads post your go to drinking song.
Here's mine. Waffen - Erika =
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ibt6C6a_Bg

>>76766929
heh, nice

>>76766897
voluntary policy
easier to buy booze in the uk
age of purchase in the UK and US

gg, fun playing

rain drops keep falling on my head

failed the Sainsbury's job application because I couldn't demonstrate the ability to precisely guess when customers turned 25

>>76766915
have to be exactly 25 or older or you're fucked for alcohol in this country mate, its draconian

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how are you celebrating the 4th of july lads?

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>>76766936
*hovers over link*
nah

wait can you not buy booze in supermarkets if youre 18?
i bought a sixpack of cider from tescos during the Notting Hill Carnival last year with no problems

>>76766944
still a draconian policy that's tougher than the US law

/thread

the legal age to purchase alcohol in the UK is 18 but unless you're over 25 you're not allowed to buy alcohol

>>76766961
kek

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New here. First time posting. Name's Ross.

what is this autistic argument lmao

age is 18 here and 21 in america, don't understand what is there to argue over

>>76766760
>making these kinds of posts under the gookmook administration
>in the age of Five Eyes
pretty hardcore i will admit

>>76766957
get an umbrella lol?

hes fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99k-EAMBuM8

>>76766964
sucking off a cute yank lad

>>76766994
Hello Ross

Is it possible to become alpha or are you just born with it?

>>76766986
>being able to buy alcohol when you're 18 is more draconian than not being able to buy it till you're 21

>>76766996
challenge 25 is north korea tier bullshit

>>76766988
agreed

>>76767026
jus be urself :) x

>>76766996
age is also 25 here, la


you can't refute that

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>>76767012
>>76766964
>tfw got dumped by my qt bigdicked american bf
STOP TORMENTING ME

>>76767035
not really

IN THR CALL CENTRE UNTIL 8 O'CLOCK LADS! HAHAHAHHHAHS

IM GOING BLOODY MENTAL !!! POO !!! WILLIES !!;! LOLOLO POOOOPOOOPPOO ARSEY NIGGERY POO LOL! AM CRAAAZY HAHAHAHA LOOOLLLLL

>>76766843
watched the entire thing hoping that I'd get to see him cry

spoiler: he does not

>tfw 30 but look 21 so not allowed to buy alcohol in the UK, even with ID

>>76767027
it's 25 policy 2bh

>>76767053
enjoyed this post

Don't understand what a letting agent is

>starting utterly baffling non-arguments and then keeping it up despite being proven wrong in every single reply
stealing this gimmick, it's great

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heh

WHAT IS THIS 25 POLICY
IVE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF IT AND IVE BOUGHT BOOZE AT SUPERMARKETS AND BARS A BILLION TIMES

>>76767049
why anon? :O
c-can you show me his dick?

Taking my license, passport, DNA profile and bank statement with me to purchase 2 koppabergs

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Why is she talking like a female fedora?

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>>76767049
poms BTFO

>>76767070
you can still buy alcohol under 25 here you fucking moron

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>>76767053

>>76767081
they let you buy alcohol if you look over 25 . there's 1 in every supermarket

odd how we're considered adults years before our brain is fully developed

>>76767096
t. never worked a runt job in your life

>>76767093
heh

>>76767109
>>76767119

fucking obsessed mate
end yourself

>>76766849
>ketchup with bacon
silly boy
brown sauce goes with bacon

>>76767116
only with proofs

>>76767113
shouting at this

>>76767116
but you have to look older than 25 so it's illegal if you're under 25

>>76767113
she posts here

Big willies in my bum

>>76766561
Fucking an open wound that bleeds regularly and douses itself in urine seems fine though?

Big fannies on my face

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me

25 is the new 18

I'm still a babe

>>76767172
thats a lot of bins

>>76767158
*shoots a big load out my big willy into you bum*

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>>76767053
>be NEET
>sleep 12 hours everyday
>always rested and relaxed
>watch various different tv shows on my second monitor
>don't even bother searching for a job
>gamble my unemployment money on soccer bets and somehow lucky enough to make a profit
>smoke weed everyday
>living with parents and also leeching cash from them
>leeching from government
>never even paid taxes even once in my 27yo virgin life

u mad?

appearance have prematurely aged 5 years because of the ol' 'ssion

>>76767172
lot of wheelie bins for a hired gun

>>76767113
Screaming

>>76767166
the vag self cleaning and natural

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NO TURKEY?

>>76767193
>>be NEET
stopped reading

>>76767191
*blushes*

>reach 18
>still have to show ID at the shops for the next 6 years


fucking tories, man

>>76767172
/brit/ meetup

Just got refused alcohol because my parents were 24 when I was born

>>76767202
It was a joke. A christmas joke.

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>>76767104
we set up this date and i spent like 2 hours cooking food for him and making everything perfect
and he didnt turn up

so i went round to his apartment and asked wtf happened, and i guess i pushed him too hard cause he said he 'wasnt ready for this kind of relationship' and dumped me

and he had an 8.8inch willy, we measured it. biggest ive ever seen, but we actually never managed to have proper sex during our short 2month relationship because of how big he was so it wasnt really ideal

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Th' spliff lads

lads... I'm very gone fucking crazy lads... Hehhehe... fear me

Poo! Hehhehe... Hmmmmmm ARSE! lol...run away boys... Poo bum arse cunt SHIT NIGGERY DOODAH!!!! WEEEERHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!

so bored
might shit myself just for something to do

>>76766936
i wonder what god's plan was when he decided to put that potential fault in our genetics.

or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6uLmkE3tpE

such a kind god!

>>76767237
think ive seen this before
fuck off

>>76767249
i just like watching the vids because hes so fit

>>76767222
*bites your ear and then kisses your cheek and lips*

>>76767242
sort yourself out mate

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>>76767219
I know you love me.

>>76767237
fuck off disgusting runt

*surrepticiously brushes hair clear behind ear in case anyone wants to bite it*

>>76767193

wow you're really winning

>>76767201
The anus removing fecal matter from itself and natural.

>>76767270
>>76767222
>>76767191

fuck off

>>76767242
>>76767245
enjoyed these

>falling for the wagecuck scheme

I'm thinking of making a fifth lasagna Jeremy. Chicken. What do you think?

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>ywn be able to take aesthetic grainy photos

>>76767297
putting your penis in it is not
hence why is rips slightly every time and is not self lubricating

>>76767237
I've seen this before, poor thing, that willy's even bigger than mine. Wish I could give you a proper fucking and make you feel better x

why is getting your ear chewed so nice anyway

seems a bit weird how enjoyable it is

>>76767249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jrion4sxyHI
All part of g*d's plan. fucking lol.

>>76767309
Oh yeah? Enjoy this!
*heems you*

just bought 4 cans of dark fruit from sainsburys lads... but here's the catch: I'm not 25 until next week!! shouted "I'm only bloody 24" on the way out and legged it, didn't look but I reckon the manager was chasing after me all red faced

>>76767337
't

>>76767353
*heems you*

*rings your doorknob and runs away*

hehe

beer is fucking vile

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fucking cat stopped sleeping in my room... after all i've done for him. had enough.

>>76767351
he's not even replying anymore
consider your stupid internet argument won and stop shitting up the thread you cunt

>be 22
>have a shave in the morning
>try to buy some booze
>shop refuses and kicks me out because I look under 25

>come back 3 days later
>stubble makes me look a few years older, get it no problem
fucking state of this country lads

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>>76767317
>falling for le comfort meme

>>76767351
don't understand the dark fruit meme

why do people drink it

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ngl think it might be quite nice to have some camp gay friends who costany fuss over me and always call me sweetie and honey and other nice names

how do i get gay friends?

>>76767375
'nce
'eed
'derage

>>76767402
>shop refuses and kicks me out because I look under 25
did you not have your ID to prove you're over 18?

no job
no gf
no hope

probs going to off myself soon

>>76767306
*poos on u*

>>76767330
The vagina comes with a natural barrier for entry that has to be forcefully broken, often painfully and with bleeding to allow entry of foreign objects.

You have to literally BREAK DOWN THE DOOR and force your way in to open the vegina to penetration.

any classical liberals here?

>>76767377
don't worry lad at least you've still got your prostitute sister to keep you company - thankfully your phimotic cock keeps you off her haha you dirty bugger haha
*sees you shivering and crying on the floor*
aw come here lad
*slips a turtleneck jumper over you*
there there it's just a cat

>>76767421
I'm gay but only very, very slightly camp, not sure if that's good enough. I'll still look after you though x

>>76767449
wait what are we arguing about again

>>76767421
gay twat
cannot fathom how much of a runt you are upstairs

>>76767449
the hymen is a myth

women bleed because of patriarchical systems of pairing women who are not attracted to their husbands

>>76767434
my ID picture was taken when I was 18, so I look under 25 in that as well

>>76767475
im not gay

>>76767456
thanks xx

How quickly should i message a girl on tinder once we've matched? And what's a good opening line?

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Friendly reminder that you're clinically brain dead if you choose to pay for items using the self-serve checkout at your local billion dollar supermarket chain instead of just pretending to scan them.

>>76767403
read that book about fucking swans and 'fat tony' allegories thinking it'd be interesting

>>76767455
fuck off
action posters

>>76767383
aha alright mate it's just banter
*slaps you on the back harder than you expected*
oops soz mate aha
*knees you in the bollocks*

I live next to a pokemon go gym and every time some random normies walk past and take over the gym I immediately whip out the app and smack them out again . Been at it for months. Normies will never learn.

If you have brown eyes you're not white.

Waiting for the Foo Fighters concert to start lads.

What is up

Im so fucking short hahahahahha

>>76767513
yes, what an idiot I am for not trying to rob my local shop

>>76767435
you probably have choices, you're not hopeless, just tired

>>76767486
so?
if your ID is valid they're not allowed to refuse you service

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_7nQ3xWJgU

>>76767455
we're not all the same poster you stupid retarded idiot, grow a brain

paul scholes is the biggest fraud theres ever been. nothing player

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO CRRRRRYYYYYYY

if you're under 25 you're not over 18

>>76767529
*fucks off*

>>76767529
*bumps into you and you slop beer all down your front*
oh? sorry mate

>>76767513
>Friendly reminder that you're clinically brain dead if you choose to pay for items using the self-serve checkout at your local billion dollar supermarket chain instead of just pretending to scan them.

So do you just make the beep noise with your mouth then or

>>76767529
>>76767532
>the action poster gay cunt is the one on about being 25
not surprised one bit

"A 'far-right extremist' has been arrested for plotting to shoot French President Emmanuel Macron in front of Donald Trump on Bastille Day.

The plot, by the unnamed 23-year-old Frenchman, was foiled when he tried to get hold of a Kalashnikov assault rifle online.

Prosecuting sources in the French capital said the man was from the 'extreme-right' and wanted to murder Mr Macron, as well as 'blacks, Arabs, Jews and homosexuals'.

He was indicted with terrorism offences last Saturday, with details of the case released today.

The suspect, who comes from the Paris area, planned to target Mr Macron as he took the salute at the Bastille Day celebrations on July 14.

A French source also says that he resisted arrest with a knife. Two other knives were found in his car, but no firearm.

household is composed of a bunch of absolute loonies and 4 sane lads

>>76767554
Spoiler the hog.

>>76767463
Good boy.

>>76767555
hello turtle

fuck off phimo

>>76767555
hello phimotic turtle prossie cat mong

>>76767601
so you dont know either? state of this general

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>>76767590
Is this him?

>>76767590
me

>>76767555

the just assume all aussies are phimotic now, not that you're one poster

what is phimo reading

always see him with a penguin classic

>>76767507
Greetings young lady! Let me start off by saying I'm not like other 'men', you'd not find me out of place in a museum or library as I much prefer the pursuit of knowledge over the pointless obsession with muscles... Ugh... *motions finger to back of throat* well that about sums it up methinks! How's your day sweetie pie?

I said I'm waiting for he Foo Fighters concert, why does no one feel concerned

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gays are mentally ill

in all other periods of human history they would have been taken and thrown in the loony bin

>3 matches in 10 minutes
Fucking wew

>>76766559
The next Mosley and the saviour of England

>>76767699
>Greeks
>Romans
umm no sweaty x

need my willy up some bloke's loony bin asap

>>76767699
no
homosexuality is a natural biological response to overpopulation

clever lass. good attitude too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T61CO5p534Q

Can't stand Jordan Petersons voice

it's my 18th birthday today . so excited to start buying alcohol. OH WAIT

>>76767665
prefer not to say

>>76767767
>the action poster gay cunt is the one on about being 25
not surprised one bit

desuarchive doesn't show up on google when i search for it

green-blue / brown central heterochromia masterrace

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>gays are mentally ill

>in all other periods of human history they would have been taken and thrown in the loony bin

>>76766684
had a Ford Escape but technically I guess my dad owns it now

ride a Honda wave now

bought both outright

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thinkign about going to canada to try to hitch rides on cargo trains

if brave dave can do it so can i i reckon

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rare phimo

>>76767784
yea dunno why

https://desuarchive.org/

>>76767767
Wouldn't know, happy birthday anon

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*pepper sprays you*

>>76767780
don't know where you're getting that from

>>76767699
scientifically speaking, you're wrong

t. Religion cuck

>>76767780
that is NOT me

need a bf to thrust his willy into me so hard my rectum bleeds

>>76767839
proofs???

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>>gays are mentally ill

>>in all other periods of human history they would have been taken and thrown in the loony bin

>>76767795
wish i had the courage to do something like that. but whenever i flirt with the idea i get scared that taking a year or more off will damage my career/life progression/opportunities. (((they))) really did a number of me.

any brainlets in

>>76767858
you made the claim, you post proof... you nigger

laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex. literally no option for instinctual, lustful, spontaneous and raw sex. what an unsatisfying fetish to invest in.

no wonder they all turn to extreme and perverse sex acts. lots of paedos seem to be bent as well. funny that.

>>76767889
aye

t. foundation course at Bradford uni

>>76767897
you said
>scientifically speaking
so i thought you had some ready you mongy twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts

New Kevkino

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>... you nigger

>>76767889
let me tell you my theory about the REAL UK drinking age...

NEW KEV VIDEO

PEPE SNORING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FuYHTt7ts

>>76767889
everyone except me

>>76767911
yea its grim

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>>76767889
alri

>>76767889
aye
t. just graduated with an MEng from imperial

>>76767889
25 years old not 18

>>76767931
hello nigger

>>76767956
russian student in imperial

what is /brit/'s obsession with utterly unremarkable, boring nobodies?
> le EPIC KEV XDDD
> LE TIMMY! exxccffDDDDD epiiiic timmy! hahah pickle timmy
fucking get a grip you runts

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>gays are mentally il-
>>76767889
what makes you ask that?

>>76767938
>>76767927
Hello /brit/ circa 2015

>>76768003
boring post in form and content

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me on the left

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>circa

>>76768009
kev was more of a 2016 gimmick
2015 was all p*leaboo drama

>>76767911
>laughing at all the effort benders have to go through just to achieve penetrative sex
post ad on craigslist
meet up with stranger that same evening
???
hiv

>>76768003
>>76768009
hello re?ddit

>>76768003
don't know how you can find the mental decline of a schizophrenic boring tbqh

don't watch his videos personally but interesting nonetheless

>>76768004
Quite impressive actually

>>76767998
fucks sake lad
either I'm here way too much or you are

>>76768070
missing the point.

autist savant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnCzF2JdDWM

>>76768003
depressing cunt

>>76768058
>5'11 and 6'1

>>76768070
douche 45 mins prior
stretch
lube

>>76768004
is this poleaboo?

>>76768098
i skimmed through most of these posts
explain pls

what are you lads doing for 4th of july?

>>76768003
maybe stop posting in /brit/ then sweaty x

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>>76768127
oh the actual physical act
right

>>76768075
he posts the same exact videos all the time, just because he's a bit weird doesn't magically make it interesting

sort yourself out

>>76768123
you're the depressing cunt, wasting your time dribbling and hooting over complete and utter nothingness.

You need to sort yourself out too.

>>76768137
they have to arrange when they bum each other so they can alter their diets, get enema kits, buy poppers etc etc.

takes all the fun out of sex.

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>tfw 28 yo virgin

i'm the king of /brit/

>>76768139
burning a cuckio effigy

>>76768211
fuck off yank

>>76768226
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>>76768226
>>76768226
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>>76768226
>>76768226
>>76768226

>>76768205
ah yes, the 'perfectly natural' orientation
poor lads

>>76768205
don't need to do any of that to have anal sex, I shag the gf up the bum now and then and unless she's literally got poo ready in the firing chamber it's clean

even if you bother to do an enema that's not even much of a bother either

also find it amusing how you attempt to mock others sexual routine when you have never had sex yourself... fascinating

>>76767911
if i watch my diet then i dont need prep
but usually i cba so i just douche beforehand

>>76766616
why don't you go and play ice hockey with the flying ducks and become his mate then?

>>76768004
Is that voldo?