tommy edition
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa
>>76764411
First for chinky posters fuck off
>>76764411
you mean stephen yaxley edition
>>76764428
quiet GIT
mad how everything bad in the world can be traced back to the jews
>>76764428
aussie more like prossie haha
>>76764428
>>76764451
Excellent posts
Kirsty Leigh-Porter from Emmerdale and Hollyoaks leaked
Le depression faec
With so many men absent during the Second World War, the crucial task of mansplaining often fell to women.
>>76764500
rank
why do male celebrities never get their nudes leaked?
tfw no degree or job
business idea
travel back to the 70s and buy property in london
>>76764530
They do.
>>76764500
CROIKEY
have waited for these
>76764454
Idea would be to get a half decent startup job, it's not as good as Singapore for tech startups but there's actually a decent amount of them here
But ultimately that'll only take me so far, want to get into something more lucrative
>>76764530
Because women are fucking stupid
>>76764550
show me
>>76764500
>brown nipples
>>76764530
because men aren't whores
>>76764550
poof
>>76764573
gay
>Because women are fucking stupid
>>76764578
>>76764573
http://worldofwonder.net/nsfw-uncensored-pics-show-orlando-full-bloom/
>>76764451
Xi turbocucked Bong this week
May has no recourse
been farting in my new shorts all day and I think they're written off, going to have to run them through the wash at least
Goddamnit lads
first wank in 3 weeks and now I feel like shit
>>76764573
http://lifestyle.one/heat/celebrity/news/dappy-willy-girlfriend-reveals-leaked-penis-picture/
>>76764599
disgusting cunt
>>76764605
kek I remember this
he's got a fucking monster tbf
Fridge is knackered again. Won't work until I spent an hour or two defrosting it.
Have to:
>pull it out of the space under the worktop
>switch it off at the wall
>empty it
>boil kettle
>clean bowls
>put hot water in bowls
>put bowls of hot water in fridge
>put towel at bottom of fridge to catch melting ice
>recharge hot water bowls a dozen times and wring out towel
>while pulling slabs of ice off freezer and dumping in sink
HOURS of this shit ahead of me. Fuck.
>>76764530
i'd wager on most of the leakers being straight males
sue
Crazy to think that both Mayweather and McGregor are 70kg 170cm manlets
>>76764636
why suffer like this? just buy a samsung fridge and dont worry about it breaking for the next 15 years
>>76764593
This is hardly a "leak". Just a publicity stunt from some shit-tier actor whose career is drying up
>>76764662
>dont worry about it breaking for the next 15 years
doubt
>>76764657
Macgregor is going to get slapped
But desu for that much money I'd take the beating too
>>76764522
screeching
>>76764605
mine's bigger
>>76764573
pretty sure the last doctor who had his nudes leaked during the fappening
>>76764682
FONT
>>76764593
shan't
>>76764636
With the time you spend on it, it becomes more expensive than just saving for a new fridge or a repair
had some old Turkish fridge that exploded and leaked toxic gas everywhere
Recommend me a thread on /s/, /gif/ or /wsg/
Best rec. gets a rare (You)
>>76764500
What is she wearing in the lower left?
>>76764754
how is Kensington?
>>76764769
I'll buy you one if you like, promise me you'll wear it
new cenaboyle vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipe2AelIFm0
>>76764745
Maybe. I only have to do this every few months, but every time is such a ballache, maybe it's time to take it out to fly tip alley.
>>76764786
*outright murders you*
any of you remember the jersey nonce?
he was just the tip of the iceberg...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40485015
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aberfan_disaster
anime
>>76764777
im in fulham mate so i wouldn't know
>>76764794
bit noncey
>>76764794
wtf
knew he was a sweaty fat nonce
>>76764794
going for lunch lads
>>76764814
>More than 1.4 million cubic feet (40,000 cu metres) of debris covered a section of the village in minutes. The classrooms at Pantglas Junior School were immediately inundated; young children and teachers died from impact or suffocation. Many noted the poignancy of the situation: if the disaster had struck a few minutes earlier, the children would not have been in their classrooms, and if it had struck a few hours later, they would have left for the half-term holiday.
>>76764814
>>76764922
Ah yes, thanks mate, this is exactly what I wanted to start thinking about right now. Cheered me right up, that has.
Twat.
>>76764794
Is that his brother's kid?
had a dream my oneitis broke up with her bf lads
might 'ill 'y 'elf tbqhwy lads
>>76764922
ban landslides
>>76764957
hey reddit
Is it possible to do a terrorist-free tour of Europe these days?
just did sudo pacman -Syu and now no websites except google, yahoo and wikipedia work
must have screwed up the ipv6 protocol or something
>>76764975
thought this was welsh
the whole recruitment sector is just job creation
>>76765017
yes
>>76765017
>believing memes
spend less time on /pol/ or kill yourself
your choice la'
>>76764629
He's like 5'2". His dick isn't more than 6 inches.
>tfw the population of europe is being replaced by NIGGERS
found some mushroom cup-a-soup 2 months out of date in the back of my cupboard
might risk it
>>76765020
>loonixfags
howling
>>76765075
does this mean it's okay to racemix?
>>76765065
*tries really hard not to look at all the terrorist attacks in Europe in the past 5 years*
>>76765017
not for you, your kind are the ones they are out to get. stay at home.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6NLFkGdIww
>>76765075
good, i fucking hate europe
>>76765104
hello paki
>>76765101
what do you think i said
dont think i mentioned anything about there being no terror attacks in europe
did you reply to the wrong post by mistake? or are you just so desperate to get to your edgy talking points you jumped the gun on this occaision?
easily done
>>76765134
another good example of your pathetic desperation
>>76765075
>thousands and thousands ands thousands of years od defending Europe from the shitskin hordes was erased in less than 20 years
It breaks my heart.
*poodles*
>>76764957
wales has a long history of mining disasters desu
don't mind black people
>>76765134
hello pooinloo
Why does Rio Retardinand expect us to feel sorry for him that his wife died when he constantly cheated on her?
https://twitter.com/btsport/status/881845281754669060
HOWLING
/pol/ OUT
stop unprovokedly trying to start shit in my comfy threads
>>76765020
try running " sudo shred -v /dev/sdX "
but replace /dev/sdX with your device name
>>76765148
>occaision
hello paki
>>76765164
why would a paki call you a paki, paki?
>She's Using Her H Cup Titties To Give A Raw Titty Fuck To A Poor Cherry Boy When This Cherry Boy Cock Got Her Excited, It Stimulated Her Maternal Instincts And Now She'S Giving Him A Full Service Cherry Popping 170 Minutes -1080p- Starring Saki Okuda
ahh the ol break up with your boyfriend randomly with no explanation or closure meme
why do women love forcing this meme?
>muh death of the white rice
screams the /pol/ autist as he has no children of his own
>>76765192
link
>>76765211
google it you fat spastic
how do french filmmakers get away with being nonces?
>>76765104
he's a 13 year old girl?
>>76765210
hello paki
>>76765189
Honestly think /pol/ would be a better experience for you, a lovely echo chamber
why do people from middlesbrough look so fucking weird?
>>76765223
they decided that the more original culture you get from lack of censorship was worth the downside of the occaisional nonce
>>76765235
why do english people look so fucking weird?
inbreeding
>>76765229
honestly think Auschwitz would be a better experience for you, a lovely gas chamber
so desperate for affection I get off on kissing in porn
continuing my nazi streak about to watch generation war
>>76765235
norwegian genes
>>76765257
wrong
>>76765249
>occaisional
>it's a fucknig frog on holiday defending pakis and claiming europe doesn't have a terrorist problem
HOWLING
>>76765259
Ow the edge
>>76765264
sometimes i cuddle my cat and pretend shes a person
>>76765257
Go fuck your sister, Cletus.
>>76765235
It's a combination of inbreeding and the toxic chemical clouds that linger over the place.
Have you eve been there? Fucking disgusting shithole with disgusting people
SCREECHING
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20170703-the-chameleon-the-size-of-an-ant
>>76765264
Same lad, but only lesbian. Male on female is too threatening to me
why are normgoblins so entertained by tripe like love island?
>>76765299
haha paki is mad
>>76765313
when will they learn?
>>76765313
virus
>be me
>family leaves for holidays
>beg dad to let me stay home
>leaves money for me, for a week
>buy weed and a prostitute
>he comes back and finds rolling papers and cigarettes
>threatens me to kick me out if he finds out i've been using weed
>makes me help him order a drug test
Please help me what the fuck should i do, how do i fake a urine marijuana test?
>>76765322
they have low IQs so they're easily amused
>>76765322
they like what they're told to like
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/whats-life-like-greater-manchester-13267427
rochdale is literally the worst town in the UK
>>76765336
literal underage
>>76765336
Fucked it
on my coffee break
nobody reply to me until ive finished my mug please
>>76765353
>>76765354
I'm 19
got a very sore toe lads
>>76765336
fake urine sample
>>76765336
why do Europoors love joints when they're objectively shit compared to bongs?
>>76765336
can you get a friends urine and keep it in a plastic containder to swap for your urine on the day
>>76765350
“I don’t want to live in Manchester or Monte Carlo or Dubai - I want to live here. I have lived here for 25 years and I love it. Even if I won the lottery I wouldn’t move, I’d just buy my flat and do it up.
“We very rarely see any crime, people here let you do your own thing and we’ve got the town centre and Lidl right on our doorstep. There’s lots of stuff going on. It’s brilliant.
>>76765223
same way the french musicians get away with being nonces
>>76765323
Baffling post
>>76765370
why
>>76765365
highly doubt that
>>76765382
They don't even do joints they roll shitty spliffs
I've been in a mental hospital for a suicide attempt for weeks now, doing my head in.
Failed suicide attempt. Fourth time I've been in, in three years. Only 22
ah yes england is all commie blocks and barratt new builds gimmick. very good.
>>76765365
go round one of your mates houses and get them to piss in a bottle for you then use that in the drug test you fucking spastic
>>76765382
hate bongs
always burn myself on them cause you have to hold the lighter upside down
bit of my thumb fell off the last time i used one
joints allaway
>>76765350
that actually looks pretty comfy if you're an autist like me, in a norilsk kind of way
>>76765389
paki paki paki
mad mad mad
>>76765336
you can get fake piss test kits with a fake willy
>>76765387
based gainsbourg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fldEfCZL6iQ
addictions are not medical illnesses, they are learned behaviours
Literally nothing wrong with being a nonce lads, once you look past a few arbitrary laws you'll realize this
>we’ve got the town centre and Lidl right on our doorstep
>>76765406
yeah he's going to make sure i dont bring anything with me in the toilet
>>76765405
do they have internet there
>>76765409
report gore posts
>>76765409
>>76765336
I love when the immoral finally face the consequences of their evil actions.
>>76765409
Jesus Christ mate that's disgusting, trim your fucking nails.
Only a few more weeks until I move onto a canal boat! x
>>76765445
get a urine sample bottle, get your mate to piss in it and shove it up your arse, unless he wants to watch you piss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6qVQOlSzlc
>>76765456
that was the consequence of having uptight father though not evil
>>76765336
you can order fake urine from Boulder, Colorado
>>76765488
Nope. His father is a good, moral man. His dirty frog son is an evil, immoral boy. Thankfully, the immoral bastard will pay for his wicked ways.
>>76765478
>>76765498
yes i'd do that, but the test kit will be here tomorrow morning since my dad is a rich fuck and chose the express delivery thing is there any way i can make some liquid that resembles urine at home?
>Nope. His father is a good, moral man. His dirty frog son is an evil, immoral boy. Thankfully, the immoral bastard will pay for his wicked ways.
>>76765470
*sinks it*
heheh, hope you can swim, neggih
Wonder what rorkes are like in real life
literally gonna start drinking right now
he say you brade runner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqEjTYd2i4&t=7s
>>76765565
What's on the menu?
reckon giving birth is no different from doing an 8lb poo
>>76765350
>using right to buy to buy a shitty flat in a shitty towerblock in a shitty town
why?
>>76765488
Well, i tried to explain to him that weed isn't really a drug and even less harmful than cigarettes and alcohol and he just basically kept yelling there will be no junkies in my house
>>76765571
HE A SAY U A BRADE RANNER
>tfw poley's literally talking about you
>>76765597
just tell him the weed belonged to the hooker and she forgot it
problem solved
>>76765614
you understood the reference. well done.
>>76765642
he doesn't know about the hooker
just drank a fee
>>76765592
beer
Lo fa, ne-ko shi-ma, de va-ja Blade... Blade Runner.
>>76765656
me in the chad
>>76765596
provincial mindset
filter it
it changed its trip because everyone filtered it
made some 'zzas today x
jesus how are these people cropping pictures together i just had paint
more exhausting that making the pizzas
sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought me
>>76765713
go to sleep bruce
>>76765656
Greensboro Football Chad is a Slayer
>>76765518
morals don't exist
Sushi, that's what my ex-wife called me. Cold fish
>>76765677
Can I have some?
poley I'll give you all the (You)s in the world if you post your face, penis, tits and boipucci
>>76765656
Don't believe incels make up 30% of men
>>76765656
>put the dorkiest "normies" and most handsome "incels"
>incel 30%
>chads and slayers made out to be this impossible to obtain status
>genetic trash underclass so incels can still feel like their better than someone
>>76765709
is this the modern Paddy?
>>76765730
M'sieu, aduanon kovershim angam bitte
>>76765721
can't toe's sore
>>76765709
>>76765730
are you watching the RLM re:view too?
can i fry + breadcrumb bacon
respond urgently
>>76765656
>this is not a slayer
fuck off
>>76765656
do you repost everything you see on r/incels
>>76765732
Sorry I need evidence that you're over the legal age of 21 as I have no intention of supplying illegal substances to underaged citizens
>>76765769
you can fry and breadcrumb everything
>>76765769
yes
but it won't taste good
>>76765729
terrorist
>>76765705
how do you make your own dough but can still only use ketchup
>>76765744
its a jpg image someone made up to prove their point. a picture maybe worth a thousand words but those words are mostly bullshit here.
>>76765769
why would you fry before breadcrumbing?
>>76765762
how'd that happen then
technically every post here is off topic so i could theoretically report posts that just annoy me
>>76765770
looks like peter steele
>>76765768
watched.
>>76765820
foy
>>76765778
I-i left my my wallet at home officer..
>>76765778
we have a think 25 policy in most places you fucking spastic
>>76765800
terrorists have morals, they believe they're doing the right thing for their god and people
wish the Inca civilisation still existed desu lads
still have a velcro wallet
>>76765802
>can still only use ketchup
would not recommend this, just make a white pizza, no tomato sauce, bit of olive oil, basil, salt
the dough has nothing to do with the 'toppings' initially anyway
>>76765814
ingrown toenail operated on because of weird bone structure in toe stopping it from healing datin back from when i squashed it under the TV because it fell on me when i was dancing around the lounge room because i was so excited that the wiggles was on TV when i was three. more painkillers in half an hour
taking some refugees into my home whilst their social housing is sorted, teaching them english and teaching them about social liberalism and how to ditch islam
did i done good?
>>76765873
what does that have to do with it
>>76765894
bet it's covered in pubes Dirty cunt.
>>76765919
go back to th' reddit you larping freak
>>76765802
oh wait, did you think i used ketchup? that's just passata, sieved tomatoes
>>76765925
nah
>>76765877
wrong
morality is absolute. terrorists are all those who are immoral.
I want to get naked with a girl lads
>>76765949
bit gay
Had a dream where I was in a debate and Peter Hitchens was there, then I quoted him to win the debate and he was proud of me.
>>76765946
>morality is absolute
doin a giggle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y35B-qgF9o
>>76765914
kek wew
proper scared about ingrown toenails cos my dad had to have something similar done (no operations though)
get well soon lad x
what's your most viewed porn scene?
reckon mine is Lanny Barbie in About Face POV
>>76765939
looks way too smooth in your picture
pic is what is should be
also you used hardly any and barely any toppings or cheese
if you only care about the dough you might as well just do a garlic bread or the ol' balsamic vinegar dip
had a dream that i was in school and talking about religion to 'friends' and quoting the amazing atheist and the real friends would get the reference and be like 'AYYYY' and the others would be mindblown about the truth of the statement
>>76766022
ataque de los culos - leyla black
>he watches The Wiggles
Sad!
>>76765979
Had a dream where senile Billy Conolly was doing a gymnastics routine with Simon Cowell and when the routine was over, Billy walked off and I tried to follow him while acting like I wasn't following him but he rounded a corner and promptly disappeared on me. Turned out we were in a top secret facility of some kind and so everyone began to hunt for Billy Conolly following little clues he'd left like post-it notes and shit. Eventually all the clues led to a single door that nobody knew how to open. We were going to try to cut the wires that were keeping it shut electrictronically but then the president of the super secret facilitty came down and used his skeleton key to open the door and it turned out to just be a really cool fridge and Billy Conolly had just taken a really cold refreshing drink because of his gymnastic routine.
>>76765873
hmmm not sure I'm the spastic here matey
>>76765921
you were mocking him for yank alcohol policies, you mong
Well I don't have as many friends because
I'm not as pretty as I was
I've kicked myself at times because I've lied
>>76766005
bit racist
Got my mod 2 motorcycle test on Friday lads. Ribs are still sore hahaha
>watching pronz
shan't be conversing with you lot henceforth
what did they mean by this
>>76766139
>confusing the "you must look older than 25 or be prepared to show ID for alcohol" policy with drinking age
are you one of those real life retards I've read about in books an that
How do I increase my testosterone?
>>76766147
is country still alive
been going commando for the last week
post something incredibly reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY
>>76766200
read a book
>>76766185
whats mod 2
Wish I were a soldier lads. Seems like a 24/7 Banterfest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i7WZWuHvcE
>>76766035
the passata i got was in a box, didn't make it myself
>also you used hardly any and barely any toppings or cheese
about one mozzarella per pizza, brie on one, blue cheese on the other, we're veggie x
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-40484091
>Sportswear tycoon Mike Ashley once hosted a management meeting in a pub where he drank 12 pints and vomited into a fireplace, a court has heard.
utter madman
>post something incredibly reddit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnVjkE87FDY [Embed]
>18
>never get IDd
howling screeching shitting
>>76766198
yes this is what the policy looks like. delete your useless post now
>>76766196
they still won't sell it to you if even if you're over 18, mong
>>76766224
could've still put mushrooms, onions, pepper, courgettes, etc on it
well done for making dough and stuff from scratch though, keep going
>>76766208
More popular than ever although it's mostly pop country e.g.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dIirPpxJoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3lCzEOy5xs
>>76766252
>you will be asked to prove you are over 18
are you short of learning
>>76766252
>they still won't sell it to you if even if you're over 18, mong
hmm so how does anyone ever buy alcohol in this country then? baffling
>>76766224
try a tomato and basil pasta sauce next time.
>>76766290
they're over 25, you literal retard. stop replying to me
>>76765656
genetic trash master race here
>>76766262
>could've still put mushrooms, onions, pepper, courgettes, etc on it
mate i'm not made of money, this is about a £3 pizza/person
>>76766271
oh yea ive heard of Florida Georgia Line
also I always forget taytay was a country singer at first
I am just an incel though my story's seldom told
I have squandered my sexual prime
On anime and Cambodian knitting forums
*frantically wees and poos*
>>76766278
fuck off. you only saw that post from the front page. shall only conversing with regular /brit/ posters henceforth
>>76766324
I *literally* have no fucking idea what you're on about
Age to buy alcohol here is 18, in the US it's 21. That's the joke. That's all there is to it. What the fuck are you going on about in the meantime? Nobody knows. Fuck off and give your head a wobble before I push your chin into a brick wall.
>''people'' who drive crossovers
I love British people x :))
>>76766252
lost 10 IQ points just scrolling past this post
>>76766363
ok mate
>>76766350
why are benders so mean with money?
>>76766324
mate are you operating under the impression that you have to be over the age of 25 to buy alcohol in the UK
>>76766369
Why would you drive a normal car?
You can barely see the road, its so low down
>>76766324
the sign means that they will check for ID if they think you look under 25, because lots of 17 year olds look like they could be 20ish
It has no bearing on the legal drinking age
>>76766398
you get ID'd if you look under 25
>>76766352
Imagine the noise
>>76766369
>getting told my car is shit by people who finance >or pcp some bog standard piece of shit but think they're great because its "new"
>>76766365
>if you're between 18-25 they won't sell it to you without ID
>le how do people buy aocohol then
>they're over 25
can't spell it out any simpler then this
>>76766393
the jews taught us well
>>76766430
**they look over 25
>>76766399
you can't see anything out of most crossovers because the pillars and door panels are enormous
they also handle and drive much worse than the equivalent hatchback/estate
>>76766402
still a draconian regulation that's tougher than the yank law
>>76766420
I know. What's your point?
>>76766430
What is your point though? You just show them your ID and then you buy alcohol. What are you trying to say?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881875263700783104
>>76766457
lost 10 IQ points reading this
>>76766352
imagine the smell
>>76766463
what's your pint then?
yanks can just show ID as well, you imbecile
>>76766462
it's not a regulation it's a voluntary policy
>>76766221
On-road test lad.
>>76766492
NOT UNTIL THEY'RE 21
HOLY FUCK