/brit/

>>76768226
Why do yanks always make the worst editions?

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/fitlit/

whens the next /brit/ meetup then?

don't like to see disabled people, but not in a eugenic way

>>76768261
pseudoint brainlet

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BARB

off to bed lads
night

got called a virgin in the last thread

walked around the city centre for most of the day and didn't get what I went out for

>>76768300
alri grandpa

poo bum willy cock

lot of sketches about alcoholism in That Mitchell and Webb Look

>>76768279
>hung

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yaoi

>>76768279
reddit

>>76768279
Would bet a considerable amount of money that this was made or posted on 'dit

>>76768328
only remember that one lager beer one

got called a bent twat at the London Library

had a very attractive and funny friend in highschool and he's somehow ended up with a very plain gf

this seems like a particularly shitty condition to have. well, doubt it would affect you hikki neets that much 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqtIxhSBKq8

Seriously though, what's the point of having a job?

got called an actual retard in walmart

got called a degenerate bender who will rot in hell by sargon at vidcon

>>76768328
hated the snooker sketch, had no clue what it was on about

couldn't figure out why germans on /int/ never say anything controversial until i learned that they don't have any free speech

>>76768372
that was me. bought a lifetime membership just to do that.

>>76768391
can't get over his superiority

>>76768373
pics x

>>76768395
so you can have money

>>76768226
how are backs so good at dancing?

>>76768395
improving the world

There are too many brits in /brit/

>>76768364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRbj1Q4tXNo
https://youtu.be/2xEuihUWSE0
https://youtu.be/Jpy5Lnplt84
https://youtu.be/Eo-uNmY_ULY
also a lot more but I CANNOT be arsed to link them because I need a wee

I think David Mitchell was close to someone with alcoholism or something in the past maybe

>>76768395
something to do init
usually get bored after a bank holiday weekend never mind being completely free

>>76768405
same reason why thailad refuses to shit-talk the thai king. he says its because he's being a respectful immigrant but in reality he knows he'll be thrown in prison for doing so.

>>76768373
beauty is skin deep

>>76768435
Money to pay for things that won't help you recover all the energy and time you spent into acquiring that money in the first place.

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called someone a bent twat at the London Library today

>>76768395
money
(which can be exchanged for goods and services)

mentioned

Got called a "nonce" in Thailand

>>76768462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE

liked this one

>>76768483
why? I work 4 days a week and make 80k. I'm very comfy on those 3 days off.

>>76768472
beauty = virtue

>>76768489
asdfg, fuck of noncey wee

>>76768515
dsfargeg

>>76768343
LOVE it

Got called a 老外 earlier in Lan Kwai Fong

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>>76768470
top kek!
i asked his opinions on this image and he didn't reply

got called a nonce in England so moved to Thailand but miss British culture so I post on the British thread on 4chan

literally talking to kev rn

>>76768540
already knew this was going to be "lou ngoi" before looking it up

>>76768542
king's a gimpy twat, would snap his neck like a twig with ease and then poo on his rancid corpse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FU2nG9gTlc&t=187s


intardesting

>>76768575
edgy

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>got laid off last month after working for 4 years
>literally the best, most fulfilling month I've had since I finished college
I don't want it to end, but my savings will only carry me until November

>>76768557
linked him here ;)

HELLO KEV

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>>76768408

>>76768557
Wonder what he thinks of run run cold out desu

>>76768597
>20 minutes
shannot

>>76768395
most people have misunderstood working. Alot of people will just work soul crushing jobs to get pissed at the end of the week, but what you really want is to dedicate your life to an idea or goal and the money will come along the way.

My idea (and this is not to be copied!!!) is to rebuild a series of historical cities, like Ancient Athens or Rome and open it up to tourists where people can experience what it was actually like to live in these times

>>76768631
Imagine stumbling across something similar featuring yourself tho lol

If he asked me to delet, I would

got a job interview this week
might finally escape the call centre

>>76768649
it's pinpointed 2bh

*posts on /brit/ like a boss*

>>76768667
how big's your willy and do you have a thai gf?

feeyul brittaniyer

Kek works in mysterious ways

got a job interview this week
might finally escape the wank den

>>76768669
dont care x

testing to see if my new scriptblocker fucks up 4chan

thailad what are you doing right now

>>76768713
Who was in the wrong here?
What's her endgame?
What did she mean by this?
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

dont have a job interview this week
shant be leaving the room

>>76768760
just popped back to the UK. now having a wank and a poo

barb "what if cara was a girl" palvin

>>76768760
noncing children of course

>>76768760
just popped over to the US. now having a wank and a poo

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Pepe Kia. Aged 15. Last October. Goodbye Delilah

>>76768692
Not sure exactly and yes
>>76768760
in bed watching telly

favourite dole music lads?

doing my best

>>76768776
embarrassing post

>>76768818
what u watchin

>>76768759
make it more tiny and longer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PIo5HwiWbk

having a bit of a depressing day

>>76768818
post willy please

having a bit of a depressing life

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>>76768846
prefer the big and short ones 2bh

>>76768837
something about elephants
http://program.thaipbs.or.th/live

>>76768818
yeah, post willy, or measure it

>>76768854
whats wrong hun x

>>76768888
oink oink

Is there a term for someone who's lost their virginity but has only ever had sex with prostitutes?

>>76768888
nice numerals

>>76768888
spoiler that hof

>>76768915
yeah
virgin

>>76768572
They say Gweilo in Cantonese, I just don't know the characters

老外 is a mainland term, possibly taiwanese too

>>76768870
>>76768905
Leave my willy alone pls

>>76768666
good idea but fairly unlikely sorry mate

>>76768888
imagine put your willy in your vagina

>>76768542
can you explain what's happening in this image

>>76768915
a loser

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>>>/wsg/1763009
so fucking lonely lads

>>76768915
sad cunt

http://www.strawpoll.me/13346031
http://www.strawpoll.me/13346031

Kek our train was on halt for 30 minutes because some dude was sleeping on the top. I wanted the train to be late. Praise kek

>>76768952

>>76768941
>Gweilo
"Ghost Guy" apparently.

>keep going to 5 star hotels for a poo
>Mandarin Oriental has now put a key swiping thing on here door so only guests can use the bog

Fuck, they're on to me

>>76768949
I'm not bullying it, bet you've got a nice willy

>>76768915

worthless loser

>>76768977
Tim is a boring narcissist twat

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>>76768977

>>76768981
you don't half chat some waffle
give it a fucking rest

>>76769003
just poo on the streets like thailad does

>>76768952
what did he mean by this

>>76768981
>Praise kek
grim

not a single good post in this thread

>BBC1
>Wimbledon

>BBC2
>Wimbledon

Fuck off

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>Tim is a boring narcissist twat

mushy peas

british guacamole

>>76769036
Genuinely no space to poo on the street here

Mainlanders still manage it somehow though, I'll ask them for tips next time

>>76769003
how far is it from your house

Nick Kyrgios already out of wimbledon
aussies btfo

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>>76768395
To Fit into society. Money you can earn from

>>76769003
go rooftopping
I was watching videos of some bloke in Hong Kong and he was getting up there easily enough

>>76769067
'd

>>76769067
mate it's 5 your tv should automatically be on itv

>>76768249
>expecting autismo yank not to be retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jK0AkcVsVI

have literally never pooped in a public loo
only ever done it where I'm staying

>>76769003
going to hong kong next week can i come meet you?

>>76769067
My great aunt would be making a complaint if she was still alive

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well, this is just depressing. Night x

thailad having a chat with kev in the youtube comments

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>>76768965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_TfYdDYrJg
at least you have all your pals on /brit/

>>76769092
Good bit

But it's a handy one if you're getting off and Central and need to shit

It's a top bit of advice Asia, always shit in 5 stars because they're nice, and if you're white they presume you're staying there. Doesn't work quite as well here because they can tell rich whites from poor ones straight away

what's the end game of all this political polarisation?

>get into skyscraper building site
>all the stairwells are locked up

how do these rooftopping nonces manage this

>>76768915
Negative non virginity

>>76769162
*hey there, Delilah*

>>76769145
Yes

Get off at Central exit B, I'll be the Chinese guy

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I think everyone who unloads their cum using sex dolls realizes that there are Chads living on God-mode, but that this is the most reasonable alternative. For sub-8, sex doll is much preferable to anything they would otherwise scrape up.

The sex doll looks much better than what genetically inferior males could ever get. It's not disgusting like a prostitute or a used up roastie. It doesn't talk about stupid shit or use you as emotional tampon. There is no danger of betabux or being pressured to raise the screaming spawn vomited out of her cunt. It will not mentally or physically cheat on you with Chad. You won't get locked down to a Dead Bedroom by a frustrated man-hating shit who only loves the Chad who pumped and dumped her.

just when I thought I couldn't dislike thairunt any more

>>76768915
Pathetic

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ex bf texted me this

err
whats the right thing to do?

>>76769173
Conquer North pole and enslave polar bears

>>76769173
see >>76761161

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>>76769206

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>>76769202
nn yankers

>>76769221
post the video he sent
go and suck him off and fuck him

>>76769173
communist revolution or fascist takeover

>>76769206
ayy lmao

>>76769184
they try somewhere else

>>76769221
>>76769245

gays are moralless degenerates

>>76769206
this is a very good post

Thailad, I have something to confess to you...

>>76769169
kek cheers

worked drunk all day again lads

>>76769221
send it to his bf

>>76769206
inceldom should be added to the DSM

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>>76769206

>>76769262
nah in all seriousness I love my boyfriend, I couldn't even think of hurting him and I'd do absolutely anything for him

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>>76769206

cannot stand the constant bombardment of advertising everywhere

capitalist was a mistake

decided not to go to bed lads, AMA

>>76769281
Good lad

I'd work drunk too but I'm in a hot lab quite a lot so I'd just sweat like a pig if I mixed alcohol in

>>76769334
why

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>parents

>>76769206
despise this ugly freak

>>76769334
you ever kissed another lad?

>>76768950
its more likely than time travel, and I cant be the only one that gets a deep sort of sadness when I think I cant go back to certain time periods. Thats where the investors come in. Most inns, theatres and other business will be privately owned but still report to the senate, parliament or whatever theme is taking place so that the construction will cost less but power will not be in the hands of the businesses

>>76769334
Did you ever ride a girl...

Wait for it

...with a knob?

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>>76769350
>+

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>+ craigslist

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>>76769206
horrid slug of a creature

>>76769345
because I'm a bender haha

>>76769360
Yeah, but it was only a joke, we both used tongue

>>76769376
my GF is a ladyboy btw

thailadddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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>>76769334
do you use a proxy or a vpn?

>>76769400
>>76769384
>>76769350
what in God's name is this awful gimmick

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>+ work 1 day/week

>>76769415
Why did you choose a gf with a penis

Genuinely interested

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>>76769334
ever been to "the manchester of finland"?

>>76769404
I'm going to piss
>>76769415
Ever wanked with a lad, or had one suck you off? Dare I go so far as to ask if you've sucked off a lad?

>>76769451
TAMPERE ON THE MAP

>>76769429
>>76769415
thailad on suicide watch at this impersonation

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Back from the local chip emporium

>>76768226
Thanks for the Support old friend. We owe as much to you in the creation of our nation as you do us for liberation from the Nazis. We have an unspoken friendship because of the differences in our views, with the French peopl being very liberal by our conservative POV. However, the bond will continue p, beyond politics. Americans love French culture and we still remember. Merci.

>>76769404
>>76769306
Biting commentary via the use of superhero films and video games - I bet she feels ugly now

>>76769481
fish looks a bit soggy

watching Come dine with me

hate scotland and hate yanks

>>76769509
would love to take a wetwipe to their faces

>>76769451
tammy on the map

>>76769481
looks horrid

LOVE and ADORE how Thailad is absolutely unable to go 5 minutes without slyly pointing out that the other Thai poster isn't him.

Vile nonce slug of an avatarfag

>>76769509
find them so hilariously grotesque
would love to see them get torn apart by hungry dogs or automatic weapons

>>76769536
hello thai proxy retard

>>76769509
she looks in the mirror enough, how could she not see she looks ridiculous

Have a suspicion that the Bradley posters are nonces

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intardesting

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am now wanking with the exbf
feel a bit guilty ahaha

worthless so and so

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Had the best fish and chips in my life yesterday from a gastropub

Absolutely peng it was

>>76769536
haha alri, i'm off have fun lad

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>>76769481
Gross

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>tfw you don't need your parents or craigslist because you work 5 days at the corner shop

>>76769579
gays are moralless degenerates so don't worry, it's just your nature

>>76769579
that's a bit gay
starting to think you might be an actual bender

>>76769481
grim

>>76769567
show the pics and videos you fucking teasing cunt, link them at least

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>>76769554
>craigslist

>>76769567
based NSA

>>76769509
Need to see them staring in an ISIS video

>>76769536
>>76769596
why are you replying to yourself?

>>76769630
t. wikileaks

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love kotyank

Will I end up on a watch list if I buy some Japanese sex toys?

>>76769630
baffled as to how I managed to reply to >>76769567
instead of >>76769579
anyway, pics

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>>76769667
:3

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>based NSA

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>>76769667

>>76769679
hope so degenerate freak

there is 1 mod and 1 janitor in this thread

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>>76769695
my favourite yank

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>and a ton of you fucks know me as "riley".

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>>76769679
*reports you to Big Brother*
No not at all lad

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>>76769714
What about me? (Football yank)

I reckon Thailad has a small willy, 4-5 inches I bet.

>>76769746
Would explain an awful lot

>>76769643
ah yes monitoring the activities of brainless celebrities truly a political priority

all that energy to achieve less than cosmo

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pres f

>>76769740
second favourite
I pissed and shat myself when you linked that year old post of one person saying you were their favourite in an attempt to show that everyone on /brit/ loved you

love cats
such bizarre creatures

Christ the conversations on Come dine with me are very cringy and reddit

>>76769740
literally the worst yank and now even worse

>>76769372
things like this exist, although you might be the first on the roman era

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>>76769740
no one likes you

One person in this thread is a nonce

Who is it

>>76769704
all me
(not really haha)

>>76769746
>5 inches
>small

oh..okay then

Can't get to sleep lads, answering questions about my personal life again

Someone who has done a dissertation explain to a retard like me what the fuck content analysis is, and how to do a literature review.

slowly going insane

>>76769810
are you a paedophile?

>>76769789
F
uck him

>>76768666
colonial williamsburg

>>76769812
prefer not to say

>>76769810
Answer my questions about your homosexual experiences
If you refuse to then answer me this. Do you live in a nice place or in some tinny, rainy shack?

>>76769792
>>76769797
>>76769800
Whatever, /brit/ used to like me. Have fun with autismoyank

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashyboners/

I've found it

a reddit dedicated to trashy gfs

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>>76769794

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Benders were a mistake

>>76769864
you are just as autistic as him, fuck off virgin

thailad is the next Peter Scully and should be monitored accordingly

>>76769798
>things like this exist
hmm really, like what? Have only found one thing remotely similar; a medieval them park in france

just had a piss

wont need another for a while as a result

>>76769864
same shit different wrapper fucking yankoid

>>76769800
when they getting promoted then?

>Whatever, /brit/ used to like me. Have fun with autismoyank
I'm currently pissing up my own arsehole in an attempt to prepare it for the massive shit I'm about to screech and howl out

>>76769830
No but there's literally nothing wrong with being a nonce in my eyes

>>76769855
Sucked off my m8 once, was all for laughs though, not gay haha.

I live in a decent place

https://imgur.com/r/trashyboners/9R0tTKd

love pints

>>76769929
How about you suck me off for a laugh? I'll record it too.

>>76769892
foot fetishes are not specific to arse ticklers

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Why would you get these over earphones?

Autism?

>>76769908
>a medieval them park in france
well there are plenty of settler themed colonial "villages" in north america. I can think of 2 near my city alone. generally set from 1600-1800.

>>76769810
if I go to thailand in the pursuit of trannies will I have to pay or can I get em for free?

>>76769971
how much?

>>76769929
why do you keep proxying as him
cant understand how anyone could get so salty that theyd not only go to these lengths, but keep it up for days on end
get a grip

>>76769971
vastly better sound quality, comfort

>>76769971
earbuds are very uncomfortable

>>76769921
confirmed in April 2018

Riddle for Brexiteers:

UK car industry investment down 75% in a year
Output of UK cars down 10% May-May

What's the innocent explanation?

>>76770004
>>76770019
Hmm. So autism then.

>>76770029
dude jaguar said they weren't gona move all the jobs out the country so we're fine stop all the "doom and gloom" rubbish

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>>76770033

>>76770019
>>76770004
>comfort
No sweetie. Having a massive thing over your head is not comfortable

armitage shanks

india division

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who here /wolves/

>>76770033
well why would I use shitty earbuds with a tiny cable when I can use headphones which are much more comfortable, sound better and have a longer cable?

it's pretty logical

>>76770065
headphones are quite lightweight and if the weight of them bothers you, you have autism

>>76770065
that's called your brain
guessing it's not used much

>>76770029
that statistics can say whatever you like

headphones are fucking awful

the virgin audio device

NEW

>>76770137
>>76770137

having one

>>76770092
>it's pretty logical
so... definitely autism.

earbuds sound the same, aren't huge and you can listen with them in public without looking like a virgin

>>76770181
>earbuds sound the same
ah right you must be deaf from shoving things down your ear holes so much

>you can listen with them in public without looking like a virgin
oh you're talking about going outside with headphones
right, I wasn't defending that, I was talking about home usage
you fuckwit