/brit/

>13 posts early

Where the FUCK is the custodian?

feel like every day we test the janny more and more

hes gonna snap soon

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Post the pepe that best sums your feelings right now

think the fact i post here and sub to a few alt right youtubers would make a gov't intelligence agency like the NSA not hire me because they think i'm a white nationalist terrorist?

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really miss having a gf lads

just seeing all these couples out and about on a friday evening having a good time, I miss just having someone to go to the pub to or even just talk to

now here I am on an anime imageboard talking to anonymous people

boss man parred me off even more by flogging me frozen cod that tastes grim af

And I ask you, friend, what's a fella to do
Cause her hair was black and her eyes were blue

>>76671485
font

>>76671485
iktfm. we're going to make it one day, the only thing we can do is to hold out and do the best we can in the meantime

>>76671434
23 posts early mate bump limit is 310

>>76671460
not for a low level job
if you get high up the ranks then maybe

the severity of the background checks starts off quite low but increases very fast

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>>76671370

>>76671539
IT'S A FUCKING OUTRAGE IS WHAT IT IS

>>76671375
cant be that clever if he's stacking shelves mate

but yeh most religious people are conditioned to believe because their family believes. just a learnt behaviour like everything else. a shame really.

god save us from religion

>>76671531
nice wholesome post but fuck off yank

>>76671460
you still on for the BOMB ATTACK NIGGERS MUSLIMS JEWS TERROR RETRIBUTION JUSTICE WHITE RACE ?

>>76671594
get me a thimble full of kopparberg and I'm your man

>>76671576
i work at a consultancy

he's legitimately like iq of 130.

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one day you'll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with a bf you love and you'll make some coffee and pancakes and it'll all be alright

>>76671635
>shoes in bed

FOY

doing some very lengthy farts

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hate fronerges hate muslems hate puffs hate special needs

love pints simple as

>>76671635
homosexuals are never happy.

>>76671370

Anyone here work at The Range?

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>>76671635
>already get to do this

Feel blessed

>>76671691
why do you call them gays then?

Homosexual here, feeling very happy.

>>76671635
>tfw had a gf i loved
>tfw craved being away from her

>tfw she's gone now
>tfw just want her back

what did my feelings mean by this

is it me or are skydiving instructors always ridiculously handsome bearded blokes with nice arses

>>76671460
No, they won't hire you because you aren't smart or capable enough

>>76671691
i was happy back when i had a bf tbqh

>>76671731

You're a dumb cunt?

theory: the chinese are causing global warming so when invade canada and its 27 degrees theyll feel right at home

Was unironically approached by Mi5 in uni.

alri lads, going to abseil a negro.

>>76671824
Rasheed

Posters above are gay

>>76671730
Enjoy it now, you'll be burning in hell soon enough

>>76671370
AAAAH STOP POSTING THESE CUNTS

>>76671824
>>76671835
Fuck off krauts

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>>76671691
I'm happy

>>76671855
I will as soon as the yanks admit they're worse drivers.

>>76671823
the chinese are leading the world in renewable energy.

>goes to hell
>its actually significantly colder than my room right now
that wasnt so bad

>>76671824
how old are you
cause your either old as balls or a liar

they stopped the tap-on-shoulder recruitment like 10 years ago and only started it again last year

t. my dad was approached at oxford, just like you claim to have been

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>>76671458
I'll always be in love with him, my heart won't stop hurting

love jumping in 4chan conversations without announcing "not him but" and seeing newfags/redditors stumble trying to connect my post with previous ones that were not me instead of simply realizing that i'm a different person since it's an anonymous imageboard

>>76671862
>Milo Yiannoppanonce

>tfw wide hips

>>76671895
doesnt work on flagboards that much tho does it

question:

why have upper british class girls become like weird valley-girls? I saw 2 very posh girls on 2 separate occasions in the last week.

The first was on her laptop saying:
'Yahh So Emily Was Like In France Helping Out Refugees, But I Was Feeling Like So Stressed With Uni I Just Couldn't Go and I Felt Like So Totally Bad About It, But Then She Isn't That Much Of A Friend, I mean She's A Friend But Not Like That If You Know What I Mean'

the other was talking with the same stupid posho accent with tthat weird new uni-up speak shit
'So Guys Like I Was Talking To Hannah And She Told Me The Guys From X College Were Taking The Fancy Dress Party Like Very Seriously Like Harvey Posho-Twatson Is Apparently Coming In A Leotard, I Think We Need To Seriously Improve Our Outfits'

How the fuck do you exist being this much of a vapid fannyflap?

hate how my brother talks to his kids with his poncey middle-class 'please do what I ask' tone

FFS my dad grew up working class and would shout at us and therefore we knew he fucking meant business and were scared shitless of him

my borther's kids meanwhile just laugh at him while he's doing his 'NOOO DAS NAUT ROOOIGGHT!'

upward mobility was a mistake

>>76671887
Graduated in 2005. Fuck sake I'm old.

>>76671775
>>76671882
Are most brits actually this retarded? That they think the average person speeding 20 over on a highway is exclusive to britain? Roaring over here

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>>76671901

Fresh off the boat, from >>>/b/ kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on >>>/pol/ by saying stupid jokes that your little furry ladyboi cuntsucking >>>/b/ friends would give (You)'s for. None of that here. You don't rate your dick. You don't . This ain't >>>/b/ , kid. This is >>>/pol/ . We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to >>>/tv/ , you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

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Rolled a cheeky spliff lads

>yanks even DARE compare driving in their retardomatics to driving on country roads here

getting very angry lads

>>76671913
gives you a great butt though, innit
t. widehipped fella

>>76671926
paedo grandpas OUT

>>76671931
No I'm saying our actual speed limits are actually higher you dumb dodging cunt.

>>76671916
there are fewer opportunities since it needs to be a leaf post, but then it's much more effective
on id boards (and i guess /pol/ with user flags) it's even better because you can get accused of proxy samefagging

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>>76671914
My tea's gone cold
I'm wondering why
I got out of bed at all

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haha love this

>>76671965
not a bender so i'd rather have massive shoulders thanks

does give me a natural advantage for squats and deadlifts though

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>>76671594
STOP POSTING KEYWORDS
>>76671791
foy

>>76671982
Got a source for that or more riveting "I know more about your country than you do" anecdotal evidence?

>>76671998
>gif
fuck off

>>76671931
again, you've never actually driven here have you?

>>76672005
girls like guys with tight arses

>>76671946
At least they stay on their own retard continent and don't share a border with us.

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Gay pride!

>american drivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3MipgiSNU4

>>76672035
Please, fill me in on your riveting personal anecdotes about how you drive so much faster in the UK, it means a lot to me

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>an hour and a half of slavery left

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>>76672025
>an americoon criticising others for commenting on their country

>>76672007
you really shouldn't have replied to me ISLAM DEATH EXPLOSIVES LONDON PARIS NEW YORK 9/11

>>76672045
>perverts making up sick fanfictions are unique to the LGBTQA+ community
ummm, no sweety x

>>76671925
Unironically great post

>>76671922
please comment on this

>>76671485
get a new gf

I bet she has a new bf

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Well you can fall for chains of silver
You can fall for chains of gold
You can fall for pretty strangers
and the promises they hold
You promised me everything, you promised me thick and thin, yeah
Now you just say "Oh Romeo, yeah, you know I used to have a scene with him"

who /henley/ here?

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AYO HOL UP...

this is why americans need massive trucks
they need to pull their wives around
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21eYqibrBNI

>>76672104
2bh though, getting high on crystal meth and having orgies with random strangers isn't as common in London's straight community as it is in its gay one.

>>76671922
why have you capitalised every word

very off putting

>>76672110
Shan't even be letting a single syllable be entering my eyelids lad

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>>76671946
This is going to be a losing battle for you

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>>76672141

>>76672159
because they do that upseak thing. Where everything sounds like a question?

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>>76672144
genuinely in tears

why are queers such perverted degenerates?

was it a dolphin in a bathtub

might have a wank lads

>>76672141
i dont get it

>>76672144
Just in case anyone wants it, it's the theme to John Adams, an absolutely kino show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxSLIgNKYZY

>yanks prefer something like >>76672176 to actually driving through the woods on a regular road

>>76672025
>American 'highways' are all 55mph limits
>dual carriage ways (with a divide) are 65mph
>only 'rural' highways are 70mph
>all british dual carriageways and motorways with a divide are 70mph
>nearly all A and M roads have a divide unlike yank interstates

>wahhhhh but a tiny minority of nobody-state roads in shitsville nowhere go to 75-85mph
>Britain has the Isle of Man with no speed limits at all

Literally just look it up, pick your source.

>>76672197
it's called a rising/upward inflection lmao, someone didn't spend much time at school x

>>76672233
hate nature. get rid of it

>>76672240
>>American 'highways' are all 55mph limits
Stopped reading there because you're already wrong. Nicely done

*bursts into /brit/*

>>76672199
having a sexual fixation on arseholes is inherently deviant and degenerate

shit comes from there

>>76672259
>ignore the rest of my post
>claim victory
chubby cant even get through a 4chan psot he'd never get through a source

why is /brit/ so gay?

>>76671922
what is uni-up speak

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>>76672240
>American 'highways' are all 55mph limits
Huh... You seem really knowledgeable about this

>>76672199
man's sexual desires are regulated by women's coyness.

its fucking difficult to get a lay off a woman, which naturally means straights can't be as degenerate.

gays on the other hand is male on male - so they jsut go mental with having sex with each other

+ the fact that their sex is around sweaty hairy pooey smelly excrement holes.

>>76672273
shit only comes from there a tiny fraction of the time
unless youre arsehole is constantly dripping a small stream of poop 24/7 in which case i dont know what to say to you

>>76672271
*laugh track plays*

>>76672300
those numbers... lord kek, what did you mean by this..

>>76672306
>literally proving my point

Nobody goes to anywhere in green

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https://www.rabb.it/haydy

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

>>76672306
5/5 BRETTY GUD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSxPTlJ1nOA

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>>76672233
Got those too

>>76672306
ffs Texas

yessssss winning

So do breeders not understand that we clean our boypuccis out before we have sex or what?

Pretty sure a cleaned arsehole is far more hygenic than some womans bloody axewound

>>76672240
>>American 'highways' are all 55mph limits
>>dual carriage ways (with a divide) are 65mph
>>only 'rural' highways are 70mph
all wrong
>>wahhhhh but a tiny minority of nobody-state roads in shitsville nowhere go to 75-85mph
>tiny minority
nah
>>Britain has the Isle of Man with no speed limits at all
wow, we have roads without speed limits too

0/10 psot

>>76671922
worst post i've read all month

>>76672306
The Clusterfuck of Texas

>>76672312
so sticking your bits up a bumhole is clean and hygeinic just because it hasn't pooped in a while?

no lad

>>76672306
>our average speed limit is higher than you
>no it isn't
>SEE THE ROADS WITH THE HIGHEST SPEED LIMITS ARE HIGHER THAN YOURS

Shame 85mph isn't higher than infinity (seeing as The Isle of Man has no speed limit roads).

>>76672388
so sticking your bits up a vagina is clean and hygenic just because it hasnt bled in a while?

Want to become an anti consumption minimalist but I also REALLY like material possessions

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>>76672306
might have to move to the fast part of texas lads

>>76672370
no lad

>>76672381
>wow, we have roads without speed limits too

No you don't

>>76672391
>Shame 85mph isn't higher than infinity (seeing as The Isle of Man has no speed limit roads).
shame we have non-speed limit roads too

where's the source on the average speed limit again?

Took a solid minute for the cashier at this local coffee place to get off his phone and pay attention to me, frowned at me and didn't even say hi, just walked out without buying anything. Feel awkward about it still

studying the immortal science of marxism-leninism

>>76672370
Would you also lick the toilet bowl after you've cleaned it on the theory that it's now "hygenic"?

>>76672412
yes, perfectly fine

i've even shagged girls while theyre bleeding, and used the blood as lube

>>76672433
Where's your source, you made the claim retard the burden of proof is on you.

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>>76672412
>Tfw used to fuck the gf whilst she was on the blob

the smell of blood was a bit off putting and cleaning up blood stains was a bit of a pain

just got home from work and was about to ask what brit thinks about speed limits but see we're already having the discussion, sweet

Should I buy an iPad lads? Don't really need one but like the idea of having one.

>>76672381
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

>>76672467
>you made the claim retard the burden of proof is on you
Kek, that isn't how burden of proof works. I never made a negative statement

>>76672462
You're a virgin

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>>76672416
Feeling similar. Seems like what's generally called enlightenment lies far beyond mere success and material accumulations, but having stuff and doing stuff with stuff is just too much to give it up anytime soon.

paging the boys

the boys may include but are not limited to:

thailad
other villalad
other other villalad
"deano"

https://rabb.it/haydy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZsiR45tKKw

FUTURE NOW

>>76672495
>our speeds are higher than yours on average
>no they aren't
>lol prove me wrong

Literal religion tier argument

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the actual goal bike

>>76672461
No because theres no benefit to me
but if rubbing my dick against a completely cleaned toiletbowl gave me an orgasm then yeh, i would

and i know you would too, cause you fuck vaginas that have bled in the past and been cleaned as a result

what are girls like on their period?

>>76672501
hmmm no shant be going in there haha but thanks for the offer sweaty :) x

always enjoy watching benders scramble to defend their abnormal sex. triggered so easily

>>76672497
havnt been a virgin for 8 years
i was joking with the blood lube but I have shagged at least 3 girls on their period and made a r8 fucking mess of the sheets

youre a virgin though aren't you

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*blocks your path*

>>76672519
Jog on nig

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>>76672519
Are you an actual African American, my nigga?

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>american cuisine

>>76672528
it doesn't really feel any different, you only really notice when you look down

>>76672571
>>76672565
are blacks driving hayabusa's a thing? i've never even seen a black motorcyclist let alone one driving a specific type of bike

>jap crap
plebs

>>76672514
>>no they aren't
Where did I say this again? You seem to be having a fit right now. I never made a negative statement, so there is no burden of proof. Maybe you shouldn't use phrases you don't understand

fucking a girl on the blob is literally fine just a bit messy and off-putting - but medically fine.

shagging a man's shithole is a probably not ok considering all the bacteria and toxins residing in poo

no face no case

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMimkHKcMrQ

AAAASTONNNNN VILLLA FC

>go to the STI clinic for my regular checkup
>get the nice doctor lady instead of the po-faced male one
>get to tell her all about my recent sexual exploits and she 'oohs' and 'aahs' and laughs with me at all my stories
Love gossiping with females, top fun

>>76672544
You're a virgin
Look where you are on Friday night

>>76672434
What did you have mate?

Normally either get a nice cup of Chino if in sitting in or a cheeky double espresso if I'm on the go

>>76672501
what on earth is this

*enters thread*
*the conversation is centered around us yet again*
hmmm

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>>76672592
I said that you dumb fucking retard. Jesus christ you can't even follow a 3 line green text get some fucking help you dumb yank cunt.

quick post videos that will upset yanks while they're all tetchy

>>76672595
just have to remember to stick to one position

>>76672595
if i had to choose between exposing myself to a persons fecal matter and their blood, im pretty sure the blood is far, far more dangerous

arent like 80% of STIs blood-transmissible

>>76672595
anaerobic bacteria too, which can be quite harmful

>>76672620
so what? am i not allowed to spend a night in?
believe what you want yank, I really don't care

why do women take pictures with cleavage but then cover it up with emojis?

No gods, no masters

NEVER seen a person of colour riding a motorised bicycle

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I like the Brits and feel bad for them being stuck with any variety of British government, and I hope they feel the same about us. Good night, everyone.

>>76672658
>I said that you dumb fucking retard
Oh so I didn't say it? Then why are you using that as your argument that the burden of proof lies upon me? Kek

>>76672618
FONT

>>76672665
period blood is sterile

>shagging people with STI's
thought this was a gay thing
and anal sex causes tears that bleed which is why HIV transmits so much easier between gays than straight people so you friggin checkmated yourself

>>76672677
Good night James ;)

>>76672677
you seem to be doing fine though

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>>76672587

>>76672699
Fix yourself

>>76672709
Wrong German

>>76672665
the arsehole isn't purpose built for willies either though and as i understand its quite a good conductor of STIs in its own right.

Mothcuck is trying to rape the lightbulb AGAIN

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Imagine looking like this

>>76672738
*holds magnifying glass up to this post*
Hmm, no, not an argument!

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non ironically a 17 year old girl in this video chatroom

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

>>76672706
the only reason gays have high STI rates is because back in the 70s/80s there was no education about STIs and stuff like HIV existing was literally denied by the US government

all the gays with HIV that produce all the alarming statistics are 50+ years old and weird perverts due to their repressed childhoods

STIs really isnt an issue amongst non-poor young people, since everyone is careful to always use condoms and its common ettiquette to show the other guy a clean STI results sheet before you fuck

i know probably 30-40 gay guys and i am not aware of a single guy with HIV or in fact any STI at all

>>76672699
>make a claim and ask people to prove a negative

May as well be religious

>lol god is real
>no he isn't
>lol prove it

>>76672789
I do mate

>>76672587
Lots of black motorcyclists and of course they always drive the biggest gaudiest bikes they can get their hands om

*smiles at you*

>>76672800
MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSS

>>76672723
did you find me on dbt from here, did you come here from dbt, or are there two separate people posting fat black women on hayabusas

>>76672825

*joins*

>>76672806
>ask people to prove a negative
Where did I ever make a negative statement?

>>76672823
*blushes, looks down*

>>76672789
literally me if i was 3" shorter

could heem every one of you runts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfHrMnl1uLo

Royalist takeover when?

>>76672805
I've looked on gay craigslist ads and there are people looking to get pozzed.

>>76672839
You made a positive statement and claimed it is true until someone proves a negative christ how fucking stupid can you possibly be? Can you dress yourself?

At least 3 other people have tried to explain this to you by my count. It's like talking to a brick wall.

>>76672674
As in a motorbike or an electric bike? Because I've seen both

>>76672805
you're only half right

anal sex is the most transmissiable type of sex for STI's. look it up

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>>76672816
rolling

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https://rabb.it/haydy

x

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>>76672815
>google Black Bike Week
>mfw

let me take you down
cause I'm going to
strawberry fields
nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
strawberry fields forever

>>76672815
GTA has taught me that americans all ride harleys and black americans all ride souped up japanese super bikes

>>76672873
>You made a positive statement and claimed it is true
Where? And no, you replying to me 3 times doesn't count as 3 other people, kek

>>76672823
anyone have the "that's why i dont have a girlfriend" picture of the fat guy thinking about anime

>>76672815
Why exactly do African Americans love gaudy frivolities?

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>>76672837
I browse both threads regularly. One more regularly than the other.

>>76672871
like i said, 50+ year old fuckedup perverts
only old people dont know how to use grindr or other more modern apps + sites

>>76672867
bodybuilders/weightlifters are pretty easy to beat in fights

>>76672845
*puts my hand on top of yours*

Its still bright outside :/

/pol/ user flags have improved it a lot
i was skeptical at first but i like the change

>>76672815
was truly amazed to see pics of them riding around through the ghettos of DC and Baltimore ON FUCKING HORSEBACK like travellers do over here

weird shit to see

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv1WgiRyfgA

>>76672991
*cums in my pants*

is el chapo any good?

i fucked up today

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going to kill myself at some point in the very near future

>>76673000
how's the benz
I saw you post on /o/ about differentials. I replied about BMW series diffs but forgot to go back and see if you replied

PIRATES HAHAHA

https://twitter.com/Survation/status/880913527086739457
On tenterhooks lads

hate gays and normie straight people in equal measure

stop enjoying yourself idiotss

>>76673051
idea: dont do that

>>76672923
Plenty of blacks ride cruisers as well. What distinguishes the nig biker is not the type of bike but the total absence of helmet or appropriate clothing, erratic driving style and way more horsepower than he can actually handle

>>76672903
I used to live in SC and the local government is always trying to shut down black bike week due to the high levels of crime it brings, both violent (usually a few murders, plus many rapes and assaults) and just general antisocial nig behaviours (trashing hotel rooms, stealing, noise violations etc etc)

>>76673051
Are you going to do an Elliot Rodger?

>>76673041
it's a choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RviOwY0OKyE

>>76673018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

I play this over all Elliot's videos.

>>76672529

okay x

>White British children are now 67.68% of Primary school children
oh dear

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hahahahaha

*disbands parliament as is my birthright*

Taking my newly-18 friend out to his first ever gay bar and we'll almost certainly both get smashed
should i fugg him or would that be taking advantage?

>>76673041
heard he's a bit rude in person but means well

>>76673109
inb4 you get homo-cucked

>>76673086
I like to imagine he was listening to this during his rampage

just beat crash 3 lads

*ANO is back
HAHAHA

>>76672954
haha ok kid you see i'm 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little yank students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you would literally be eating pavement in under a second

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>>76673101
es lindo jaja

>>76673101
aaajajaj

quick someone call me based

Have no friends

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*retakes Jerusalem*

What now?

>>76673164
why

>>76673147
>t. Britsissycuck aka internet tough guy

>>76673164
hahaha

Anyone watching the H3H3 podcast

IRISH SUBHUMAN

*DING DONG*
*I'm here to (holds up comically oversized screwdriver) 'fix' the tv (raises eyebrows in quick succession)*

>>76673101
una vela hahahaha

>>76673147
I've dropped bigger guys 2bh

>>76673183
Don't go outside

>>76673195
new runt

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>Anyone watching the H3H3 podcast

>>76673147
>assaulting people
woah.... so cool...

>>76673198
no, makes me feel a bit awkward desu
slightly cringey i find

>>76673195
newest post on the site

>>76673058
Mustve been someone else
I dont own a benz and have never gone to /o/

>>76673223
is that a yes

>>76673227
lol really? why

>>76673198
fuck off reddit

>>76673051
me too, can't fucking bare it anymore

>>76673205
Oh my, thats a big tool you're packing~

>>76673041
https://curiouscat.me/twincitykisses/post/171839228?t=1498860190
Found you

>>76673230
oh, shit. it's one of the other iceland posters

greenpilling myself lads

this guy is in /lat/ trying to make friends
>>76673173

>tfw its my birthday next week
>tfw living in another city just for work
>tfw haven't made any friends

not going to bother telling anyone at work its my birthday

im just going ot spend the day as low-key as possible hoping i dont succumb to the urge to self-harm from fustration

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>>76673273
this part of the greenpill?

>>76673285
Bless

>>76673231
Ethan often doesnt know the person very well, the conversation can be a bit stilted
also he frequently cuts in and talks over his guest which, once i noticed it, got really really annoying

Guys I fucked up, took a bogpill and now I feel like everyone is watching me
I have to leave the country

fuck off mexico

love mexico i do

PIRATES OF SHIT

state of the delusional mongs in /heem/ thinking conor even has a 1% chance

hate mexico i do

Hes here

Pirates in here

>>76665004
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>>76665004
>>76665004
>>76665004

Going on a date tomorrow lads. It will be the first date with this girl. Any tips?

can't imagine being obsessed with gender of sexuality and having that as a defining part of you.

My entire life is defined relative to work - that is who i am - that is my be all and end all. nothing else in my life matters. I have no sex life, I have no hobbies of note, I have no interests of note, no achievements, my gender was just another box i ticked on the job application form.

>>76673342
/lat/

NO

LOVE Bruce Yeany
wish he was my dad

>>76673365
>>76673365
>>76673365
>>76673365
>>76673365

new
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>>76673361
>>76673361
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>>76673369
christ fuck off already

>>76673368
>>76673369
So THIS is the power of early posting?!?

>>76673298
gender is a meaningless word no matter which way you spin it
either it's the same as "sex" or it's "consciousness"
gender roles (should be changed to just "gender" with its useless connotations removed), now that's a useful and scientific term for certain societal expectations based on sex

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>>76673353

>>76673177
is that really what they looked like? i imagined them looking really shabby

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>>76673101
UNA VELA!!!


OY ITS BRAZIL AND ARGENTINA!