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(foot)krauts >>>/out/
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I'll make the new thread
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>>76591391
Good thread
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Lunch fellas
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there's no food in my house
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eating applesauce with cinnamon, AMA
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>>76591555
What is that?
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What is it about this woman that is just so attractive?
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Just took another shit and there's another pool of blood
Please send help
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>Kominami Shizuka is a mild-mannered college student who is having trouble adjusting to city life. One day, she meets Kirishima Ryou, another student who projects the image of a cool older sister. The two hit it off, but Shizuka is shocked when Ryou attempts to seduce her. Shizuka initially assumes that Ryou is a lesbian, but Ryou is in fact a man who dresses like a lady.

two bombs werent enough
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>thot i struck out with texts me asking if I'm going out tonight
What
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>>76591602
Straightened hair. Usually blacks have pubes on their head.
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>>76591596
Tendies
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>>76591697
Ah, my favourite genre.
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Someone needs to hammer that garlic into that dog's scalp.
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>>76591633
are you gay?
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>>76591633
could be hemorrhoids or cancer. go to the doctor
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>don't go to work because I feel like shit
>feel even worse because I didn't go to work

such a vicious cycle
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is that alcoholic guy who was in the hospital for a month in the hospital again still? is he going to end up homeless or something?

he was also the guy who worked in fort mac and got fired for being drunk right?
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What does it meeeeannnn
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>>76592056
do you not get paid sick days?
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>>76592092
I do but I feel like shit because the work isn't getting done and other people suffer because of it.
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>>76592118
is your job honestly that important? what do you do for work?
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Ive done every solution I can find and windows still wont stop giving me the windows is not genuine message
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>>76592065
when are you going to go to england and shag that woman
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>>76592152
It's not important, it's more the fact that I feel like I'm abandoning a responsibility.

I do maintenance, nobody will probably even notice unless something goes wrong.
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Hey guys it's ohiano I just left Rome and I'm in Venice for like today and tomorrow now. My hotel wifi in Rome blocked 4chan.
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>>76592183
Have you used a loader?
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>>76592219

Im gonna be in Italy in 2 months
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>>76592183
Dazloader. Embrace the Russian viruses.
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>4chan demographics say 18-30
>i'm 29

am i supposed to quit 4chan next year? do people abandon 4chan as they age or is it because 4chan is still relatively young and that demographic will raise in age?
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>>76592232

what do you mean?
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>>76592273
http://dazloader.xyz/

Don't say I never did nothin for ya
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>>76592267
A lot of oldfags have long gone
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>>76592297

it doesnt have viruses, right?
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Have my fellow North Americans made any plans for vacation or went on vacation this summer? I want to do something but don't know what to do or where to go.
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>>76592188
She bailed at the last minute when I texted her again to finalize the plan. Not really surprised

Luckily I have a girl here from around where I live back in the states who just graduaged and I tried to fug last night and failed
She just texted me asking if I was going out tonight for whatever reason

Also lucky for me I'm not allowed to use the washing machine at my host family's place so I literally have no clothes other than pajamas because they take forever to do laundry
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>>76592327
I can't say for that version, but I've used Daz loader for years, for myself and other people.
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>>76592183
Install gentoo
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>>76592337
>Not knowing how to wash clothes by hand.
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>>76592312
i wonder why? i don't feel myself losing interest in 4chan

also i didnt even start browsing 4chan until i was 25 or so
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got a job, lol
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>>76592391
I tried doing that once but she got pretty pissed
Seems like I'm implying she sucks at her job or something
Also have no idea where she keeps dirty clothes either
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>>76592337
wait, the girl from home is also on the trip to europe? you tried to fug her and failed? i dont understand

im confused
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>>76592448

>>>/normieville/
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>>76592448
Normie fuck off!!!!!
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>>76592013
n-no and I eat lots of fiber too
>>76592028
I'm at urgent care right now. They're gonna look into my butt I assume, so not looking forward to that but don't have much choice.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxu9WpKIeWI

Were all actually so alike as children, its uncanny.
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>family member killed in islamic terrorist attack
>in deep mourning, feel hurt
>take to social media and post "guys please it's not muslim's fault islam religion of peace"
I'm convinced these people are fucking shills there's no way that would be your fucking reaction to an event like that
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>>76592432
Something you gotta understand is that a lot of oldfags started posting when they were in their late to early 20s and that was when 4chan started. Most of them left 4chan behind and started their lives.
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bout to go get some chips and salsa

btw are tortilla chips and salsa "real" mexican food or are they americanized food (ie tacobell)
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>>76592467
>wait, the girl from home is also on the trip to europe?
More or less, shes like a 30min drive towards Chicago
>you tried to fug her and failed? i dont understand
Yeah, she pretty much sent a drunk text wanting to meet up and then fell asleep supposedly
Been trying to get in there for a few days
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>>76592542
Stop having gay sex my dude
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Nothing wrong with being a fag
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>>76592491
are there gfs there?
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so I just realized why people might think I'm gay

>overly friendly personality
>also incredibly anxious around women
>wind up being overly friendly to only dudes
>stumble on my spaghetti around women
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>your age
>the last time you made a sexfuck
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>>76592736
I tend to think that guys who spaghetti around women are straight but just losers. Fags tend to be natural friends to women.
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>>76592733

I dont know
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>>76592632
oh, that's a strange way to use "tried and failed"

usually in that context it means you physically tried to fug her and got rejected
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>>76592765
20
never
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>>76592736
Why would gay people sperg out around women? If anything they'd feel more comfortable around them because they have mutual interests, so to speak.
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>Nothing wrong with being a fag
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>>76592612
ah, i see

so if they were 25 in 2003 they'd be 40~ now

still seems kind of strange though that you'd abandon 4chan, it's not like people who are 40 aren't active in some form of social media or another
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>>76592800
O
Nvm then
She wants to get wasted tonite and wants to just go with me so inshallah brother
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I installed grindr and this hot asian guy started messaging me so I got nervous and uninstalled the app
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>>76592826
>>76592777
well it makes me avoid women in general and avoid acting on their advances, so I think some dude-bros see that and think I'm just not interested to begin with.
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>>76592889
good luck lad
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Nothing wrong with being chicano
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>Nothing wrong with being chicano
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>>76592975
shit angle, can't see their hips
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You're either Pennsylvania or California
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>now brit thot messages me for the first time in a week wanting to meet up
Lol already bought tickets elsewhere you dumb ass
>>76592931
Thanks
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>>76593046
>1911
enjoy trying to shoot the chicano and your gun jamming then killing him with his hi point that cost $100 and is still more reliable than that obsolete piece of garbage
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>>76591602
She doesn't have YANK blood.
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Americans are really, really extremely very stupid

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/27/accused-florida-kidnapper-was-actually-helping-lost-child-police-say.html
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you guys should stop posting here and start a normal life
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Doctor stuck a finger in my butt
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>>76593282
the obsession with a random person kidnapping/raping your kid in north america is really weird

it almost never happens, but people immediately go ballistic and believe even the smallest nonsensical accusation

there's parents who led their kids do incredibly dangerous things yet their number one concern is still a stranger kidnapping them

i don't get it
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>>76593293
Lucky
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>>76593373
it's them pedophiles
they're everywhere
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>>76593398
No homo
She's pretty cute too I felt kinda bad for her
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Where is the wall?
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>>76593407
whenever it does actually happen it's big national news, i can recall something like that actually happening in my life twice and i'm almost 30
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>>76593431
idk

feels like you can't even walk past a playground anymore in the US without having cops called on you for being a pedophile kidnapper
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>>76593459
you can't

if i see a kid in distress or lost, i don't get involved for this reason, this is a common mentality among men afaik

the other odd part is it seems women kidnapping children is statistically more common than men doing so
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>>76593429
Won't happen
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wanna hear a joke?

Trump is a capable POTUS
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>>76593501
shit
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>>76593538
i wouldn't talk
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All these translations and subtitles are ecouraging people to not understand a new language.
I hate when porn sites like pornhub change the language of their page automatically to spanish.
And now youtube is translating the titles of the videos against my will.
Fuck you I ain't a lazy moron like everyone else!
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>>76593604
top lel
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>>76593623
umm...you're doing it wrong!
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>>76593623
english speakers never really cared much about learning other languages, and everyone else learns english anyways so i don't think that's having much of an impact
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>>76593604
I love her so much.
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BABABOOOBLEEEEEEEEE
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>>76593727
Best post on /cum/ in week
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>>76593282
>“You’re damn right [I punched him]. I wanted to kill the man,” he told Fox 13. “You just don’t take someone else’s kid and walk to the parking lot or walk in that direction.”
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>>76593846
what a fucking retard

>oh it couldn't possibly be the much more likely scenario, it must be the extremely extremely rare one
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http://montrealgazette.com/business/quebecs-economy-is-growing-faster-than-canadas
weird, according to the montreal gazette i thought speaking french turned the province into a 3rd world country

pretty contradictory
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>>76594149
India's economy is also growing quickly.
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>>76594029
>Tfw you secretly liked Hitler because you knew you were going to destroy Europe for the third time in a century, just like him
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>>76594149
of course initial growth will be fast when you're starting with nothing
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>>76594188
yes but if you listened to them you would believe that literally no one EVER invests in quebec just because we speak french
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I haven't pooped my pants in years.
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>>76594223
>start bombing your own city and destroy your own economy
>cripple yourself for decades to come

french logic
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dropped a cabinet shelf on my ankle
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>>76594483
>RCMP bombing mail boxes
>crippling, devastating blows to the economy
wow that really makes me think
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>>76594484
can I get a kiss
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>>76594286
I haven't since first grade, and that was only because I played fart roulette a couple times
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>>76594516
the FLQ bombed the stock exchange and that's when all the major corporations moved their headquarters to toronto, calgary and vancouver
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I PASSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:DDDDDDD
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Getting some whataburger 2(too) be honest
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>>76594555
the FLQ was like 3 guys
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>tfw no whataburger in California
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>cum is ded when i want to celebrate
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>>76594580
I think it was more than that, but sure it wasn't many

The fact of the matter is though that a lot of Quebecois sympathized with them, which made apprehending them much more difficult
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>>76594207
>this denial
lel

The reason Quebec's economy is actually growing unlike the rest of the country is that, bar Ontario, literally none of the other provinces have any native industry that isn't purely natural ressource based. It's a purely colonial economy, and it's been that way for ages in most provinces, and now they're finally starting to suffer the consequences of having no real industry. Meanwhile, Quebec and Ontario can endure much better through economic slowdowns, seeing as they have actual real industry to fall back on, rather than just being wheatmonkeys/oilniggers.
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>>76594772
what i mean by this is that 3 guys could've never planned to bomb a stock exchange

the RCMP is known to have conducted false flag operations in its name
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>>76594833
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>>76594844

ta gueule

tout le monde déteste les quebecoises
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>>76594844
>what i mean by this is that 3 guys could've never planned to bomb a stock exchange
i could do it by myself

why do you think 3 guys couldnt pull this off? planting a bomb isn't exactly complicated
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>>76594888
oui je sais elles sont des putes, mais c'est pas de ça qu'on parle
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>>76594561
WAAAHOOO
Now take me out!
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oh you'll be taken out all right
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>>76594926
anywhere you want to go babe, the whole world is my oyster.

100km/h on the highway by myself even.
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>>76594771
CONGRATULATIONS!
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i LOVE JAPANESE GiRLS
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IM NOT YOUR FRIEND

IM JUST A MAN who knows how to feel
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>>76595229
DOWNVOTED
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>>76595421
do whatever the fuck you want man
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>tfw no sidecute haircut black gf
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>>76595273
downvoted this too

https://imgur.com/a/9EIEM
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>>76595752
stops copys me
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absolutely cant't fucking STAND thots
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>>76595752

if the gimmick is being a faggot, then you're doing fine
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Hoody hooo
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>>76595798

I dislike your sister too
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>>76595538
>tfw no sidecute haircut black gf
kys
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>76595773
>stops copys me
urs veri dumb, i kikk u in the face
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>select all images with roads
>Literally every single square has roads
>and worst they're the disappearing captcha
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>>76595809
have you ever sniffed a chick's snatch through her panties?

it's pretty sexy desu
and cunts are always super hot so the closer you get to her crotch the more of the radiant pussy heat you can feel on your lips
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tfw in the awkward place between 32 and 34 in jeans where 32s are slightly too tight and 34s are uncomfortably baggy and nobody makes 33s
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I took this picture last week
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Im bored

entertain me
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PASTE WHAT'S IN YOUR CLIPBOARD---
NO CHEATING!! :D
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>texts me 30min later asking if anyone is coming
Uhh....
May have misread this whole situation
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>>76596076
jesus christ how unfucked are you
just hit up las ramblas and blast your cock in a tourist slut
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give me 1(ONE) good reason I shouldnt binge-watch police squad
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>>76596268
you could be watching this on repeat instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eyRHj0_F_Y
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why do girls make my pp feel good
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who /no shampoo/
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Please direct me to the best place to make american friends, please.

t. a dude who really wants an american internet friend
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>>76596416

>>>/cum/
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Heh yeah I'm good don't worry about me guys
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>>76596386
>tfw too scared in downloading torrents because of viruses
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Who here is going to see the solar eclipse? I'm going with some friends to Hopkinsville, KY
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made a thread

>>76596495
>>76596495
>>76596495
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>>76596380
I stopped shampooing daily last week and my hair is much less rigid now
Should've stopped a long time ago
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>>76596460
you ok cana? you look weird
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>>76596490
I only torrent the skull ones
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>>76596537
now you just want attention
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como te llamas
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people who used to post troll faces are 15 years old now
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Vignette > Raph > Satania >>>>>> Gab
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>>76596595
Bonita
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>76596567
w-wha? i'm just asking if you're ok?
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>>76596639
do you not have flags on? two different ppl.
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>>76596639
That is not me
>>76596635 is me
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>flags on?
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>He fell for the crypto-jewrency meme
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What day does bdubbs have that special where wings are like 60 cents?
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Shugo Tokumaru makes cute music
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ugh... forget it, don't talk to me, eeww
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>>76596816
shutup ugly bitch
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turn on reddit flags you little sissy slut.
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I'm the coolest person in this thread.
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Gab > Satania > Raph > Vignette
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amazon hasnt sent my package yet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iArXv64tCJA

good song
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>>76596867
Wrong.
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Right.
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and we don't care about the young folks
talkin' 'bout the young style
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hahaha
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>>76596876
uhhh no sweaty its gab > vigne > satania > raphi
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>>76596982
That's a lie.
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this is actually hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKigGByf__A
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just btfo someone
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someone btfo
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i fucking hate germany
>>
this is even better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bT-rgW8KlQ
>>
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>$300 down the drain for a speeding ticket
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>>76597088
lmao get fukt racerboy
>>
Where were you when Chicago died?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgV8eKL_1Jo
>>
>>76597133
Hope I crash into a relative of yours one day while doing 60
>>
>>76597212
Jokes on you my car will have a minor dent and yours will be totaled

I will also be impaled on my steering column but haha ur ricemobile is ruined faggot
>>
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*looks at your facebook pictures*
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a girl with pink hair taking the test in front of me failed. she looked like 17.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orSmLm3qjq4
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBMqYZQb41o

only commie song i liked
>>
>>76597332
what
>>
>>76597391
when she was doing her driving test some girl with pink hair failed the test.
>>
>>76597252
I'll dent your mom, if you know what I mean ;)
>>
>>76597419
haha ur gay cuz my mom gay

also ur mom gay haha nerd
>>
>>76597415
oh wow that's interesting
>>
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When I grow up
I want to be famous
I want to be a star
I want to have boobies
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>summer
>all these girls now wear skirts to work and I have to walk next to them when I'm walking on the street
>girls who aren't working/tourists are wearing shorts


FUCK. I JUST WANT A PLUMP BUTT GF
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>CNN exposed as fake news

ah yes very good
>>
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>tfw no new ideas for good posts for /cum/
>>
*eats some cheese*
>>
are immigrant niggers better than us niggers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zq359F_ayHs
>>
>>76597451
coulda been worse

she coulda been into anime or some horse shit
>>
Would I be happy if I moved to the Pacific Northwest?
>>
>>76597637

do you like lots of rain, hipsters, and forestry?
>>
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>tfw when guys are always so nice to me
its fucking annoying because i feel like they're not being honest with me
>>
>>76597637
You'll never be happy
>>
>>76597637
YES
>>
>>76597637
Pacific Northwest is objectively the best part of Canada and America
>>
>>76597637
Grass is never greener on the other side. There's a reason grundge came from the north west
>>
everyone in the pacific northwest is into polyamory
>>
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>>76597657
you really are high maintenance are ya?
>>
>>76597656
Yes

>>76597661
Oh

>>76597684
Phew

>>76597714
True

>>76597716
Hmm
>>
ATB - 9PM (Till I Come)

name a more iconic song
>>
>>76596741
>... And literally made thousands today
Ftfy poorfag, no back to work nocoiner. Shekelburg has you on the clock
>>
not sure if i should get hella wasted tonight...
>>
>>76597796
thousands of what?

have fun never being able to exchange your meme money into actual currency
>>
Need a plan to fuck the daughter of CNN's CEO.
>>
>>76597904
Pics?
>>
>>76597881
>have fun never being able to exchange your meme money into actual currency
Are you actually that fucking stupid no coiner ? You can transfer to USD almost immediately.
>>
>>76598030
so why are you still poor
>>
I'm not, also why are you still a virgin who's into scat and chink feet and lies all the time?
>>
>>76598114
i have never once lied as opposed to YOU
>>
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>>76597947
>>
>t-this is my gf I met her in Taiwan haha...ha...ha *kills self*
>>
You lie every fucking day.

You lie so much that nose surgery can't even save you, pinocchio
>>
>people still respond to and havent filtered germany
>>
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>>76597593
what did she mean by this?
>>
Hate that "kraut"
>>
>>76598216
yeah and she's aboriginal as well

>>76598221
show me where and when i lied
>>
As much as i hate him. He's part of the /cum/ experience. But for the most part, it doesn't hurt to ignore him
>>
>>76597904
I still can't believe they just got POTATO'D agian
>>
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men have been acting so different around me lately
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>filtering posters
>>
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>anons fighting here
>>
Should we rename footkraut to fibkraut because he's such a fucking liar?
>>
Black people are the worst

>Biking through dark tunnel
>Need to switch lanes so I check behind me
>All cars have their headlights on and aren't in the way
>Get ready to make turn but then see one car without headlights at the last second
>Turn out of the way, black lady driving gives me a nasty look
>Tell her to turn her headlights on
>Get on sidewalk and another black lady gives me a nasty look
>See another car driving down without headlights
>Another black guy, he gets parks then starts asking people for a quarter to pay the meter
>>
@76598329
Fuck off proxyshit
>>
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>lies in same post
>SHOW ME WHERE AND WHEN I LIED

This guys a real fucking work
>>
>>76598357
Don't be racist.
>>
>>76598388
i have never once lied in this entire thread this is my testament before god
>>
>>76598357
Literally this
>>
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@76598357
Yeah, yeah we get it cletus, tyrone stole ur girl again blah blah blah
>>
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Racism is NOT ok.
>>
>>76598316
wat you mean?
yeah i know ur not gonna respond bla bla bla
>>
Fibkraut is lying again, im so surprised
>>
>>76598313
Serves them right

>>76598408
here's your (YOU) for effort, funny guy
>>
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>gooks
>>
*offers you drugs so you can be more comfortable in the party*
>>
The Danish proxy is an obese nigger, no joke
>>
*reports denmark to the police*
>>
the fuck happened to fist of flames?
>>
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me in the middle
>>
>>76598551
>Denmark
Go away newfag
>>
>>76598466
>fibkraut
Don't be so petty. That name will never catch on.

>"B-but he lied to me :("
>>
Bought a whole carton of cigarettes for $20.

Sue me
>>
>269 posts
>69

heh....
>>
>>76598573
never happened
>>
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>>76598601

>smoking
>>
>>76598602
mmm hehe mmm yes
>>
only oldfags will remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzh2UygPwDU
>>
Going to stick with the name fibkraut since it upsets one of the resident redditors
>>
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theres a dindu shaniqua in my study abroad group
>>
drinking some root beer milk buds
>>
We should accept more refugees desu

Just put them all in the mid west and the great plains.
>>
>>76598710
is she cute?
>>
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>>76598735
good boy
>>
No she's a nigger

Don't reply to me proxy fuck
>>
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>>76598744
>>
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Fuck crackers
Fuck spics
Fuck niggers
Fuck sand niggers
>>
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still now certain if im getting drunk on honey jack tonight, you guys didn't respond.
>>
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>>76598650
>there are people on my /cum/ who have never had a cigarette with coffee, when drunk, after sex, after hiking to the highest point of the mountain, during a rainy day outside, after eating

I pity the fool
>>
>LA county
>getting rain
>>
i'm starving
>>
not certain*
>>
>>76598797
want her to slap around my dick like that
>>
You'd be surprised, this year wasn't as hot as before. Neither was last year and it rained early summer.
>>
>>76598837
haha

*unzips dick*

heh
>>
Qu'est-ce que vous pensez des big faggots qui suck dicks ?
>>
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>>76598797
>canada
>not insulting asians

heheheheh
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w

very extremely powerful and good song
>>
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did everyone filter me?
>>
>>76598903
Je suis Charlie
>>
>>76598917
No, I like you.

Everyone likes you.
>>
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>>76598933
Charlie et Lulu ?
>>
>tfw in Ketosis and tomorrows my cheat day
Can't fucking wait
>>
>>76598917
no we didnt Mr. Ryan
>>
>>76598917
i've been replying to canadians but none of them reply to me
>>
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>>76598980
Non
>>
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>>76598962
>>
NEW THREAD
>>76568082
>>76568082
>>76568082
>>
>>76599036
>>76599036
>>76599036
>>76599036
>>
>>76599013
I want to smell your trou du cul. I bet it smells like coquelicot.
>>
>>76599056
pathetic thread
shan't be using this one
>>
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>dixie
>denmark cant even remember to put /cum/ in the subject field
>>
SOMEONE MAKE A REAL NEW WITH /CUM/ IN THE SUBJECT
>>
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>>76599081
>>76599077
FFFUUUUUCCKK YOUUUUU
>>
>>76599116
>>76599116
>>76599116
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