/brit/

>Britain
more like Shit

the age of the white man is over

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>NORTHERNERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I5tqSiqyAI

i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>>76053780
>Lithuania
more like shitpoogaynia

please do not reply to yankposters

>>76053780
south america is pretty shit m8

northerners built this country

poo fart bong shit shart

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anime

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unlimited POWEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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P A R T &
A
R
C
E
L

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SITTING ON A PARK BENCH

>>76053853
>labour wants to build more of these deathtraps

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>>76053754
same here lad
never had a job before, was avoiding it for a reason
no running now though
worried i might end up down the job centre

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«As a political term, Tory entered English politics during the Exclusion Bill crisis of 1678–81. The Whigs (initially an insult — 'whiggamore', a cattle driver,[4]) were those who supported the exclusion of James, the Duke of York from the succession to thrones of Scotland and England & Ireland (the 'Petitioners'), and the Tories (also an insult, derived from the Middle Irish word tóraidhe, modern Irish tóraí — outlaw, robber, from the Irish word tóir, meaning 'pursuit', since outlaws were "pursued men"[5][6]) were those who opposed the Exclusion Bill (the Abhorrers).

The Whigs tried to link the Lord Lieutenant of Ireland, the Duke of Ormonde, with the foremost Irish Tory, Redmond O'Hanlon, in a supposed plot to murder Titus Oates. The Whig Bishop of Meath, Henry Jones, offered O'Hanlon a pardon and a bribe if he would testify to Parliament that Ormonde was plotting a French invasion. In December 1680, the government seized these letters and the plan collapsed. In January 1681 the Whigs first began calling the supposed Irish plotters Tories, and on 15 February 1681 is recorded the first complaint from an English Royalist about the epithet Tory by the anti-Exclusion newspaper Heraclitus Ridens: "...they call me scurvy names, Jesuit, Papish, Tory; and flap me over the mouth with their being the only True Protestants".[7] Within a few months anti-Exclusionists were calling themselves Tories: a northern Dissenter called Oliver Heywood recorded in October: "Ms. H. of Chesterfield told me a gentleman was at their house and had a red Ribband in his hat, she askt him what it meant, he said it signifyed that he was a Tory, whats that sd she, he ans. an Irish Rebel, - oh dreadful that any in England dare espouse that interest. I hear further since that this is the distinction they make instead of Cavalier and Roundhead, now they are called Torys and Wiggs".[8]»

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spooky/brit/
>>>/x/19147588
>>>/x/19150272

accidents are part and parcel of living anywhere

>>76053872
tower blocks are fine so long as they're constructed properly

>>76053804
Forgot about that vid. Pure nostalgia from start to finish desu

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alri lads just moved in to my new london flatshare, only £2500/month, absolute steal haha xx

>>76053895
They're ugly monstrosities and a crime against man. Nobody should have to live in a block of flats

Fuck Britain and Fuck White People.

>>76053915
mate that is lit

>>76053915
*burns down*

>>76053882
This.

>>76053881
there was a midlands lad who's got /x/ wrapped around his finger looking for a ghost doctor in the woods, dunno if he's still going

>>76053879
Cool post

wonder how long it will take the emergency services to find the remains of my bollocks in Grenfell Tower

>>76053926
would you rather spread the entire population of the country throughout the british countryside in shitty newbuilds?

cannot even imagine living in these so-called flats
>there's people living on top of and below you
>potentially hundreds of feet above the ground
>don't even have your own front door
>have to get a lift to your own room
sounds fucking grim

>>76053780
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvxof-fMK9k

grim

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>A community leader working to locate victims, who asked not to be named, believes nobody who lived on the top three residential floors survived and the building could collapse in the next 24 hours.

>He said: 'We have a list of missing people - there are so many. It's possible there are more than 50, possibly hundreds'.

Ah yes, the United Kingdom in the year of our Lord (PBUH) 2017

>>76053981
Yeah

>>76053853
So was it actually an accident or somrhing else?

that was your job you fucking moron

>>76053763
is that image real?

looks well grassy from above

would have no problem living in a comfy commieblock flat

the absolute STATE of british architecture

one little fire?

>>76053645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Ld_wdqaLU

diet coke is vile stuff

Night night lads.

ever get an idea for a post, wait until the new thread to post it, then forget?

>>76054006
not really viable with the current population of this country
>>76053983
you do have a front door in flats
also there are stairs

Knock knock

>>76054031
hate mongs like you who think for some bizarre reason that the entire country is concrete

do you live in a major city and if so which one

>>76054053
Wrong. You're not making new builds for OAPs

communism doesn't work
fascism probably doesn't work either
simple as

>>76054053
isn't there a door people "buzz" to get into the building, then they have to make their way to your door, which is essentially a glorified corridor

>>76053763
me on the left

I was going to give up junk food and coffee today but even though I see coffee as wagie fuel that ruins my sleep and ruins my gym strength, I can't really bear to do it. It energises me in the middle of a demoralising work day where I am the ugy loser beta (also on the street, but not with the same people constantly). I have been socialised to associate it with getting stuff done, even though I procrastinate endlessly. I haven't yet convinced myself to skip boring old "classic" books so why bother being non conformist and giving up coffee when I refuse to be non conformist and claim Jane Austen and Dostoevsky are boring as fuck.

I'm sick of always trying to look for philosophies of living and heuristics and etc. The only worthwhile advice that can be remembered all the time is to always be honest with yourself. But being honest gets the crowd piling up on you. Even lit cares about the crowd, no matter how much you talk about objective quality of books. If a book isn't endorsed by the academia-media-publishing industrial complex you don't give a fuck about it.

But another reason I won't give up coffee is that it brings up the issue of whether optimising my life like some dehumanised being is worthwhile. In notes from the underground one of the most memorable parts was when the narrator talked about acting in a perverse way to feel human.

Oh yeah, and it's hot and the many attractive women outside are demoralising to see. They see me as disgusting non a Chad scum. Yesterday a woman asked me for directions and I pretended a not to know, out of bitterness. She I would've laughed in my faceif I had asked out the 22 year old her.

Today is typical. Hopelessness and laziness building up to an epiphany in the evening where I realise the key to succeeding in every aspect of life at once is to focus on few things / focus on many things / do only things I find fun / do only things society deems important / forget about the question and just live life etc.

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>>76053959
thanks, odd how history works and origins of words.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_Island

>>76054141
alri

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>local shops are handing out lists of known drug dealers in the area to turn the community against them
>the list also demands that anyone on the list come out and get voluntarily kneecapped or else worse will happen to them

i SAID:

knock knock

@76054141
absolutely shall not

JEREMY CLARKSON

BEAT

BOX

Why the FUCK can't I improve my bench
It's terrible. Is it because I'm a lanklet?

>>76053998
>hundreds in 3 floors
are they cockroaches or somethign what the fuck

>>76054158
who's there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzn_uDxW-Fc

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>capitalism

1% control 99% of the money and exploit the labourers

>Communism

The workers take back power from the fat cats, everyone is equal

>b-b-but communism doesn't work

Humans cannot lead a communist system, as has been proven because power corrupts. But in the age of AI and machine learning, a computer can rule and judge/decide what is best for all.

Capitalism has failed, inflation is out of control, wages are stagnant, property prices are through the roof. It is time to revolt comrades, workers on /brit/ UNITE!

>>76054142
Love Donegal

>>76054116
yes
think of it as a porch

>>76054182

dishes

>>76054198
dishes who?

>>76054198
fuck off reddit

>>76054187
taxation is theft

>>76054187
nice reddit spacing didnt read lol

>>76054155
Love the north

>>76054187
>everyone is equal
>equal

equality is a bourgeoise concept you dumb liberal

>>76054195
>think of it as a porch
no
that would be the equivalent of having dozens of strangers share your porch, and not even have your own driveway in front of it, nor be able to keep your shoes or coat there
absolutely, undefendably grim

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>>76054214
dishes sean connery, open up

>>76054187
waiting for the Chinese Maoist super AI
truly a utopian vision

>>76054230
monkey

Nothing funnier than someone who smokes weed everyday claiming it isn't addictive

Despise stoners

>>76054248
*chuckles*

>>76054245
>undefendably
hmm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHEusBG20c

doing a german session on lingvist followed by 50 xp points of german on duolingo x

business idea: kick out all the non-natives, bulldoze their homes and reforest Britain

Whenever I hear of a tragedy unfolding in London I can't help but laugh. You London cucks, you vile fiends, you destroyers of this nation, you vote for this multiculturalism, you vote for Islamist terrorism, you vote for the third world to fester in your slums, you vote for unaffordable rent, you vote for deadly air pollution, you vote for absurdly wealthy Russians, Chinks and Arabs to buy your flats. I hope more bombings, more fires, more shootings inflict your shithole city. I shall be sitting here, laughing, every single time. Enjoy, London scum. This is the future you voted for.

>>76054259
'asheed

>>76054257
*kneecaps your uncle's soul*

>>76054278
good lad. better than these monolingual britbrainlets

>>76054286
wew someone's a bit grumpy

Never laughed at a yank post

>>76054292
His uncle was a hun, he doesn't have a soul.

>>76054025
Listen all about it and wait for the investigation’s conclusion and results.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b08tbf1r

>>76054286
ooh arr I think someone's making off with yer combine harvester

>>76054325
laugh at this you fucking faggot

>>76054329
Superb post lad, did a smile

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>>76054281
imagine britain before 1800 when the population was under 10 mil

a land of babbling brooks and cozy villages populated by little old women and honest hardworking folk with nary a paki in sight

i think of myself as something of a /brit/ legend

>>76054252
double dare you to find a bar where vietnamese rorkes hang out and walk in with a banner claiming that the south china sea belongs to china and their claim to it is just

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>why yes, I do speak more than one language

>>76054349
>faggot
fuck off yank

>>76054379
>that mount everest of irish genocide

howling

>>76054344
ive had weed a couple of times when ive been given it after sex

its alright, ive never really felt high or anything though

just slightly relaxed

>>76054341
ooh arr I think Jamal's making off with yer watch, try not to get bombed when you chase after him

>>76054385
I'd unironically go to jail
same if I insulted Ho Chi Minh

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD IS NAMED:
A. LING PING
B. ABDUL JAMAR AL-KALAFI
C. RAJ BAHUDAMUKAN
D.NIGEL COCKER

>>76054443
foy

>>76054443
t. tyrone gonzalez

>be yank
>get called unfunny
>think BOY HOWDY AH'LL SHOW DAT DERE FAGGIT
>be unfunny

wish that brit who hates americans would fuck off

>>76054403
You should smoke weed before you have sex. It's great

>>76054472
we all hate you
now FOY

>>76054379
you would think that WWI dip would be bigger

>>76054403
>smoking weed after sex
>not telling the girl you're already high on her love

>>76054379
what happened around 1340

>>76054510
Alri Ed Sheeran

equality is a ridiculous concept. humans are too varied to be truly equal in any context.

>>76054497
boring post from a boring cunt

>>76054533
might be bait or you could just be historically illiterate

>>76054541
get a job

>>76054533
Battle of Hastings

>>76054533
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death

even I knew about this

mum's being a cunt, walking round and slamming doors while I'm trying to wank

I NEED an Aškenazi dinner this even.
http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20170607-why-isnt-there-more-jewish-food-in-israel

>>76054533
magna carta

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>>76054582
reminder that america literally still has the bubonic plague

you can't even make this shit up

son's being a twat, sitting around having a wank while I'm getting dust off of all the doors

Without the british invasion of ireland we'd be on mars right now

>>76054379
that's a fantasy
life was one of grinding poverty for 95% of people back then

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>>76054606
what the FUCK

>>76054574
1066

wouldn't mind getting the plague just to see what it's like

>>76054379
what's the drop around 1640? the civil war? was it really that devastating?

*leglock*

WALLKICK

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VERY good spooky film
all about unit 731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqnftyYWW4E

get a hearty laugh when people freak out about the Nazis yet shit like this just got buried and forgotten

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What is your weapon of choice for defeating your enemies /brit/?

>>76054554
if you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all you snivelling little toad

>>76054746
halberd

>>76054628
yeah my mate had the bubonic plague a few years ago

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>>76054589
Damn women with their infernal legs, walking around and closing doors after entering rooms.

>>76053801
fucking hilarious

need a piss

did a shart

important poll
https://www.strawpoll.me/13187724

link me the most degenerate european music videos lads

>>76053939
??

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Whats he thinking /brit/?

>>76054845
don't know any music

>>76054845
gotta be Please Help Me Dr Dick

the visegrad group must be stopped

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list of cheeky things I've done today:
had a pint
had another one
had a ciggy (a cutter choice rollie)
got a job offer at a defence company

might take ithe offer just bcause I'm tired of england being blown up so I can help bomb the pakis back

>>76054845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8fgYXiZmAU

this is eurodance btw

>>76054856
shit I look suave, if this were the 1950s I'd be swimming in pussy right now

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>>76054701
That’s a baffler, mate. I type “bbc.co.uk” into the u.r.l. bar but I’m allways re-directed to “bbc.com”.

>>76054187
>a computer can rule and judge/decide what is best for all
he might come up with something you wouldn't like tho, if it's about the survival of the human race for example...

not sure the nanny states would like that, would trigger everyone because they don't get their monthly gibs :^)

cat is lying right next to me on my desk

>>76054908
>"left right"
>"right left"

ah yes, the 90s

normingtons

>>76053763
What an aesthetic pair.

>brits had to fuck it up by being heretics

>>76054908
unironically a good song tbqh

need to find someone to rent my room lads

>>76054972
not anymore :-)

reading Mein Kampf lads; a masterpiece so far

wish i lived in the middle of the black plague desu
shine your shoes guv-ahrhrrrggghhghghghghg

>>76055012
how bouts I rent your arsehole instead xx

too warm, don't like it

need pints

>>76054997
true GB and Ireland go perfectly together.

if only you could just hand the potatoes, reunite ya know (no offence intended, just bantz)

opinions on scrumpy jack?

>>76055028
based

>>76055046
dunno not homeless mate

>>76055028
ban this sick filth

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results in 7 days (ONE week)

have you ever tried cat before ?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbnbMMCfyoc

I'd fuck her

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>>76054876
No, they’re the only ones brave enough to sand-up to fight the Brussels’ integrationism and open-borders' policy that the Euro-Establishment has.

job searching does my fucking NUT in

hate it

>>76054997
>heretics
>by purging corruption

>>76055101
no, did kill one on my way home earlier the other day though

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philip

>>76055125
neet

>>76055097
alri fetus

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>>76055102
My dealers ringtone is Call me by Blondie

why is everyone interviewed from the building non-white

>>76055139
what a waste

>>76055125
>he doesn't have a job

MATE
creasing at your situation

>>76055125
same
>>76055161
masters 2bh

>>76055030
just move to America
little birdie told me that black death is as common as the cold there and they basically all live like serfs anyways

>>76055173
this is a student and NEET general

employed normies oUT OUT OUT OUT

imagine being born without a dick or vagina and you just have a peehole

>>76055120
>integrationism
*centralization* or bringing more powers to the E.U.’s bodies from the members–nations.

>>76054845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHjNmyzrVvM

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flatmate made a face and said "waaaoooow" when I took another pint out the fridge
don't know what her problem is 2bh

>>76055216
>>>/r9k/

>>76055216
nah, students, workers, and non-virgins are all acceptable
NEET runts need to fuck off though

>>76055222
me

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>>76055097
>>76055173
same
if someone just gave me a job i'd be fine
knowing my luck i'll have to go to the fucking jobcentre

Poland is the biggest rorke country

>>76054746
intellect

>>76055237
why do you have a pint in the fridge

>>76055270
potato famine

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>>76055271
>tfw virgin and in the strange gap between student and NEET

fucking despise dogs

not a rasheed just sick to death of stepping in dog shit

>>76055314
why are you here?

>>76055271
does fucking a man count

business idea: all the unemployed runts come and work for me on either a cocoa plantation or a brewery

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cute boiz

why wasn't /brit/ left-wing at all between 2012-2016?

>w-what do you mean i haven't g-got the job?
>I paid £27,000 for this piece of paper! employ me!!!!

been shitting in front of this idiot australian and he keeps walking into the turds while they're still steaming haha

SHE's here

>>76055237
She just wants a cock in her gob simple as

>>76055334
not really mate
the only way to lose your virginity is to put your penis in a vagina 2bh

>>76055356
I wish I possess the power to teleport

>>76055354
maybe don't get a shit degree in history or some shit
also
>paying for uni

>>76055396
who the fuck are you talking you fat fucking dickhead
itching to make a hole in your disgusting face with my fist

doing a PUP listen

>>76055387
what if it's boipussy

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>>76055102
>tfw no debbie harry gf

>>76055332
where else am i supposed to go

>>76055440
well technically no

>>76055440
that's an arsehole m8

>>76055440
doesn't count you bent cunt

>>76055453
>>>/r9k/britfeel

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can't wait a week need my classification NOW

>>76055352
reddit runts started to swarm in and get overly offended by everything + spam their Facebook feed tier opinions

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>>76055424
>tfw degree in history

if you're not a pagan you're a race traitor simple as

>>76053763
that britain looks like the sun set over it

haha give me A you LADS, go on haha xx

(you)

>>76055512
hey there big boy

>>76055494
are you ok?

>>76055237
Is her name “Eliza Doolittle”?

just found out about military wipe, won't be joining them anymore

>>76055526
>>76055530
loved all these postss, purely brilliant

also doing a get pissed

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>>76055489
the only people I see getting offended by everything are the rorke spastics sweetie

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>>76055529
>benders find this attractive and want to fuck it

dont care

lmaoing at the bottom feeding lefties using this fire in london to kiss the muzzies arses some more

>>76055529
just noticed the cheeky eye in the top right corner

>>76055576
>also doing a get pissed
same

*gets offended*

>>76055583
you're litterally offended by rorkes

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>the only people I see getting offended by everything are the rorke spastics sweetie
>sips_rorke_tears.jpg

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>>76055544
hahaha no
gotta get a job

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me and the anime gf

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>>76055620

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>sips_rorke_tears.jpg

Slept like a baby last night lads

Woke up sucking on a tit with a bed full of poo

Hope that autist commits suicide by cop.

*takes your mother up the Arse*

>>76055584
as opposed to macro imagines of vaginas?
how is that attractive

>>76055623
what are you drinking

wouldn't mind you in my flat now would probably suck your willy

https://curiouscat.me/CommieBastard/post/163336898

literally confirmation right here that tap water laced with oestrogen is causing degeneracy in young people

>>76055699
>he doesn't find a tight shaved clunge attractive
reckon you might be a weirdo bender lad

>in 2 hours I'll have work in an hour

>>76055626
nope I just like to agitate him

>>76055715
tescos own brand lager
you'd need to have a new jaw to do that because I'd have vaporised your old one

>>76055723
>having estrogen and fluoride in your water
heheh
*vomits*

6 dead in that tower block fire lads

hands up if you love pints

>>76055732
i am but that picture is not objectively attractive, and neither would a woman in that retarded position

>>76055723
good thing i drank nothing but coke when i was growing up

>tescos own brand lager
absolute state of you

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might apply to a job at lidl lads

>>76055732
>he doesn't find tight shaved boipussy attractive
nothing gay about it. simple as.

interesting how the ethnic minorities in britain are the most likely to racemix while the white majority tends to keep to its own for the most part

>>76055782
*raises paw*

>>76055665
why would he use the katana before the keyboard

>>76055769
6 that they can identify that haven't been smoked to a crisp

>>76055762
bit scummy but i'll allow it

doubt you're even that big, i take dildos 3 times as large as you for my warm up

>>76055795
*a slight breeze comes*
*your dust scatters across the thread*

>>76055741
fair enough

>>76055805
what you on about pakis never racemix

they get honour killed if they do

hate muzzies
love fires in muzzie apartment blocks

over 50% of "british" pakistanis marry their 1st cousin ajajaa

>>76055848
based

>>76055846
pakis racemix a lot actually

>>76055872
if their cousins are different races to them yeah

>>76055846
>what you on about pakis never racemix
uh

need a fat gf

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>>76055834
my life is a bit grim innit

>>76055925
i know some fat people

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>need a fat gf

50 pages of Лaвp and 50 pages of The Culture of Narcissism coming up

>>76055846
paki isn't an ethnic group, it's an acronym

stands for Punjab, Afghan, Kashmir, Indus and Sind. The "Tan" is said to represent Baluchistan.

watching Bloodsport
>ywn be invited to participate in the Kumi Te in late 80s Hong Kong underground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haGaUFzDcE8

>Go £1500 into overdraft at uni this year
>"I'll just work it off in the summer"
>Worked 3 days in a row
>Only made £92.00

Student loans destroy the mental value of money

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>>76055981

>>76055967
gib gf

>>76055993
pakis = brown people

>>76056000
>getting into overdraft ever

he(famous man) has the same surname with me, so i can use his face's sticker as a name tag
does it make sense?

>>76056001
faggot

>>76056016
hmm true
they still racemix a lot with other brown people, and with yellow and black people too

>>76056000
only if you're a mong
just finished uni and have £3000 in the bank. never used an overdraft

>>76056001
>gif
fuck off

I want to use english on instagram to show off how smart/hipster i am
hope you can understand the emotion

Some fucking pikey runt just rocked up at my gaff and asked me if I wanted my driveway washed

Told him to jog on, don't want to be appearing on Cowboy Builders any time soon

>>76056075
>>76056075
>>76056075

new

>>76056068
you're not japanese you stupid fucking weeb on a proxy

>>76056036
... swipe down that face sticker moosey ...

>>76056000
Just work 40 days then mate

Not that hard

You'll be doing it for the rest of your life anyway.

>>76056085
NO I AM JAPANESE
>>76056091
moosey nani sore

>>76056028
>>76056043
Interest free so it's literally free money, it's good for credit and having fun generally costs money