/brit/

no faggots edition

homosexual roleplaying belongs on >>>/lgbt/

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Is the hamster gonna die lads?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4591508/Richard-Hammond-airlifted-hospital-horror-crash.html

>England
LMAO

we're all still ironically gay right lads

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When Kane scored

where do i meet gay guys i can date

serious question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDO-zSNBpK8

CHOON

>>75905389
He's just got a broken leg.

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business idea: when the dirty gay nonce twats crawl out of their aids dens we attach pictures of slags to all of our posts

want someone to have a wank with desu not do any gay shite just wank

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>>75905353
/fruit/

going to twat this stupid cunt if he says my cock is only six inches one more fucking time
>>75905346
I would love to but I'm very far away from London and very shy and anxious

>>75905398
gay bars/pubs
the internet

Poor Scotland, that was their world cup final and they blew it

>>75905398
>>>/lgbt/

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Ah yes homosexuals

just died lads, posting from hell
not so bad, bit toasty
satan is a good lad dont know why he has a bad reputation

>>75905376
>>75905376
we're all in here lads

>>75905389
>Mr Hammond "climbed out of the car himself before the vehicle burst into flames," the show said in a statement.
>Co-host Jeremy Clarkson tweeted that it was the "most frightening" accident he had ever seen but said Mr Hammond was "mostly OK".

OI HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AN LUGUTUMATE REQUAYST

>>75905414
Terrible CGI

ENGLAND WIN 2-2

>>75905438
YOU JUST GOT KANED

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UMMMM NOT SO FAST, SCOTKEKS :) xxx

>>75905389
Hope he dies desu. Annoying little cunt

>>75905398
Not here

at least we can agree that england and scotland are both shit

SARGON OF MOSSAD BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JymtGcDAg-M

>>75905490
What does that make Belgium?

Something very satisfying about shouting HARRY KANE

>>75905478
>you
no

>>75905398
Literally /soc/, if you're desperate to meet a meme spouting autismo

>>75905421
i feel like i need a few gay friends initially to go the gaybar with and i dont

how do i get started in the homosexual game

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>>75905481
>>75905481

he has a cutie daughters though

>>75905500
Sounds like "hurricane."

I wonder if the tabloids have picked up on that?

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did half a xanax
then another half 30 minutes later
then spent and hour smoking dmt
then took a 1/4 tab acid
just took another 1/4 tab 45 mins later

>>75905517
'nce

>>75905490
objective power rankings
1. wales
POWER GAP
2. northern ireland
POWER GAP
3. england
4. scotland
rest dont count

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>>75905531
>then spent and hour smoking dmt

need a new desktop background

>>75905501
all the same scum to me

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cringe

>>75905514
want an attractive bf

generally people doing online dating are doing it because theyre uggo and cant do normal dating

not trying to come off as vain (though i know i will) but i am quite desirable i think - i get a lot of attention online

John Le Mesurier
>John the Measurer

England surrendered a easy 1-0 victory

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Just sobered up lads
Been drinking entire yesterday in celebration of May's fuck up

Anyone else get urge to have their arses filled by a giant cock?

>>75905531

benzos massively subdue acid so that was pointless, as was splitting half a tab.

Hart is past it. Pep was right

nuff said

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>all the same scum to me

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>>75905563
the right are now officially more cringey and autistic than the left

how the FUCK did this happen?

>>75905576
we won 2-2 hun

>>75905571
>i am quite desirable
>single

Two big wins for Labour and England this week

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>>75905531
*sparks down*

>>75905571
ugly autistic faggot
off yourself

>>75905605
*alt-right

was waiting in the other thread for someone to post lol

>>75905607
the ref let you settle for a draw to kill the riots afterwards

>>75905629
ive had a couple of boyfriends before and a bunch of FWBs. last relationship only ended last month actually.

but i dont know anyone now ive left school

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>>75905555
Get that wallpaper thing off Steam. It's only a couple of quid and it's pretty good.

Alternatively, do what I do and subscribe to all the cool pic subreddits, and build a couple of folders of cool landscapes, hot women and other cool pics, and use them as source folders for your OS to rotate through for desktop backgrounds.

Got hundreds of cool landscape and city pics, art, hot lady celebs etc. now that I've been doing this a couple of years.

Here's one to get you started.

LABOUR WINS 262-318

>>75905605
it came out of 4chan
of course its cringy and autistic

>>75905642
>triggered uggo

>>75905589
Why is Norn passed out?

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>>75905554
just redose and have sub-breakthroughs every 15 minutes it's amazing

>>75905598
well i've got nothing to do today so i thought that i'd take it easy and just have a cheeky quarter tab so things get a bit funky
might do another cheeky quarter now haha

>>75905578
Well I was going to upload something onto Eroshare but that's just died so this old video will have to do right now first x
https://vid.me/T7GU

SHUT THE FUCK UP
TIL >>>/lgbt/

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>Scots ensure a Tory government gets in rather than a Labour-led coalition and throw away any chance of having another independence referendum
>Scots throw away a 2-1 lead in injury time at Hampden Park, the first time they would have beaten England competitively in living memory

Why do they just love submitting to the Eternal Anglo?

>>75905701
He was refused cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick

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>>75905536

>It was his daughters birthday years ago and he was stuck in traffic and was going to miss her birthday party. So he got out of his car and ran the 15 miles home

he's a good dad ;_;

>>75905589
>Been drinking entire yesterday in celebration of torys still being in power
what the fuck is wrong with labour voters? Absolutely pathetic

>>75905709
Ever tried sucking your own knob?

Plus, more pics. Squeeze it so the veins are bulging.

scots-irish

>>75905605
>more cringey and autistic than the left
I STRONGLY doubt such a thing is even possible.

Exhibit A:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAgJ10FdI74

I rest my case.

>>75905743
I voted Alliance

>>75905605
they've always been more cringey the left has always just been batshit insane

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A substance of dubious legal status for the purpose of feeling heady intoxication?

the irish are always so angry lol

hmmm

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1497111469047.jpg

>faggots repeatedly make blatantly rulebreaking posts including posting NSFW images
>janny does nothing

do your job you fat fuck

what the fuck this is sept 2014 all over again ';-;

>>75905759
faggot

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>>75905778
You can use my setup

>>75905782
Nae a pixel

>>75905786
the janny has never deleted dick pics.

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>he doesn't remember euro 96

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>>75905782

>Thundering Chads

pottery

>>75905782
had no idea this is how its done

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>>75905786
umm no sweaty :) x

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1497020867120.webm

What's he thinking about?

>>75905786
hes gone
was better when he sat here removing every dirty image and every new thread until /brit/ was on page 8

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rolling machine is out

>>75905666
>1536x1152
The fuck kind of monitor do you have pal

>>75905803
>having a spliffstation
only wankers do this

>>75905803
Why is the leaf on that tin a maple leaf? Is Dr. J a Canadian?

>>75905834
Pics

now I can't report any more posts for the day

sorry for trying to clean up this mess of a thread. fucking faggots neck yourself

>>75905824
>hello darkness
>"hello darkness"
fucking called it
be original please

anyone else have a larne accent

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>>75905849
>now I can't report any more posts for the day
>sorry for trying to clean up this mess of a thread. fucking faggots neck yourself
I can't fucking breathe

Based doorman

>>75905839
Rude

>>75905666
how does one make his background rotate?

>>75905860
No I have a smooth Yorkshire accent like Shaun Dooley.

>>75905750
Yeah I have done a few times, swallowed too
http://imgur.com/a/3fIco Here you go
Feel like sharing anything yourself?

>>75905481
get bent, twat

>>75905860
eh aboot

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>>75905836
I set the thing to "fit to screen."

Sometimes it's not the perfect shape for my monitor but I'm not bothered. This one is a better fit.

>got blocked by a girl on okcupid
ahhhhh yes

>>75905666
>wallpaper thing off Steam
link?

>>75905876
oh no, are you going to write about this horrible encounter in your dream journal adorned with cannnabis leaves?

>>75905818
how what is done?

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>mfw man door hand hook car door

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>get bent, twat

Going to sue you all blind

BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

>>75905900
Fat nigger.

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>>75905844

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>>75905934

>>75905880
By "rotate" I mean it goes through each pic in the folder, changing the background every few minutes (or however often you want). Not rotating the picture upside down.

>>75905929
sex

What is with all the JFs?

>>75905961
Pasty buswanker

This twink's dick is very aesthetic.

>>75905926
http://store.steampowered.com/app/431960/Wallpaper_Engine/

>>75905824

clegg is the quintessential radcen

sucking the gfs knob lads

>>75905995
thanks lad

>>75905962
What are your roaches made from?

>>75905928
Nowt wrong with a dream journal mate.

Helps identify dream signs that you can use to facilitate lucid dreaming.

>>75905997
>£2.79

shan't

B E E F Y P O Z L O A D S

>>75905431
ah yes pride

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>can I see some ID, please

>>75906017
Are you straight? Do lasses comment on it?

>>75906074
I'm bent, I get a lot of comments.

>>75906035
Told you it was a couple of quid in the previous post. Well worth it imo.

>>75906073
AM I BEING DETAINED

I T S R A I N I N G M E N

ay yo yo yo yo

check dis out

/brit/ ??? more like /shit/

aaaamiiiiiriiiite? hahaha, take care la

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>>75906051
Am I being detained

>>75906109
you're not big and you're not clever

quite like clegg desu
think people were a bit harsh on him

>FIFA '17 on sale for $16
Is it worth it lads?

>>75906073
*gives a long scrambled rundown of the situation*
SO HE ASSAULTED ME AND I WANT HIM ARRESTED

>>75906091
Do lads squeal when you go balls deep in their arsehole?

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>>75905605
Anything which involves 4chan entering the real world is cringy and autistic by definition

Case in point, pic related

work lads
I'll be back in 3

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Select your fighter

>>75906145
Aye he's alri

off to shit
will reply when im done

>>75905860
ulster + slightly americanized

>>75906147
when does '18 come out?

>>75905605
Sargon.

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food for thought

>>75905705
if you've done that many drugs and can still coherently post you're doing it wrong

>>75906099
shall pirate it

>>75906073
Sure mate, got my 4chan Posting License if you need to see that too

might paint me ballbeg red white and blue and run naked up the falls road

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just went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea and there was a little girl in the window of one of the houses opposite looking at me with a pair of binoculars

>>75906182
OI HAVE MADE A PEACEFUL AN LUGUTUMATE REQUAYST

>>75906185
September prolly

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>>75906174

wanna suck this lad's 8 inch dick slurp his cum and finger his boipucci

is that bigdicked twink still here

need his opinion

>>75906203
Stole my post

I quite like Sargon and Molyneaux - what other modern philosophers should I check out?

>>75906201
Hope it works out for you.

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>>75906250
Zizek

>even the ugly mentally challenged "full time mummas" ignore my messages
AHHHHHHH yes shall surely be refraining from suicide (shan't)

>>75906205
paki

>>75906266
*sniffs*

Bathtime for me again lads. Let's get this over with.

>>75906272
but you have so much to live for x

>>75906156
Oh I do, I make them whimper, moan, beg and pass out
>>75906239
Would love you to do that x

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>>75906145

>>75906297
Pics

>>75906275
rorke

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>>75906272

grim

>>75905962
Degenerate

>>75906180
back
was wet

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>>75906308
would you fuck me?

genuinely curious and also a little aroused

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>>75906331

bellend smells like a spoilt tuna mayonnaise sandwich.

>>75906272

Cheer up, Bruce x

There's someone for everyone pal

i eat most food


except eggs

i think there disgusting x

>>75906348
that's clearly india?

>>75906348
whats the piece of paper for

>>75906375
To carry your poop around with you

>>75906375
they're making tomorrow's edition of the daily mail :^)

>>75906375
for cleaning up obviously you unhygienic swine

>>75906344
I think I might, especially if you got a nice haircut x

tv? family guy, the simpsons

and, most other programmes x

YA FEELIN TUFF R SUMTIN WITH THAT BIG GUT A URS?!!!

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>Rescued from a serial killer: Video shows moment SC woman was freed

http://www.12news.com/news/rescued-from-serial-killer-video-show-moment-sc-was-freed/447570425


>Amazon reviews killer left on products he used to trap his victims

fug that

>>75906372
it's your family gathering haha

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You arrive in the north

>>75906191
not a single photon of this drivel shall be received by my retinae

>>75906442
Ah yes, the University of Hull. Truly the modern Academy of Plato

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You arrive at Westminster

>>75906442
just because it looks futuristic doesn't mean its good. in that world robots could be in complete control and humans could be slaves have you thought about that???

>>75906442
>image.png
>>75906482
>image.jpg

OUT

>>75906200
you underestimate my power

saying that, the acid's starting to kick in

>>75906482
screech

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>>75906415
my hair is my best feature, its what i usually get compliments on

and that means a lot coming from someone as attractive as you
so, thank you babe x

having a nice day now c":

>>75906375
its how you vote for the tories

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>>75906442
>people actually shit on the prequels

>>75906191
>bring up asians having superior iq to whites
>rorkes start backpedaling

firing neurons

>>75905353
ay danae like fathcher

STRAIGHT? So is spaghetti until it gets wet. ;)
Hit us up :P
You know you want this devil disguised as an angel.
I'm a mo' ****ing diamond sent from above.

>>75906501
Post willy

>>75906512
just personally prefer short hair, nothing to it
and thank you, you're very sweet x
you have a nice one too

>>75906534
mmm danone

HATE New Joisey
HATE it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf_wJdjApVA

gonna study in london next year
feels like i've taken the worst decision of my life

>>75906522
so fucking bad

the 'virgin' one is supposed to be normal and relateable

pathetic

doing a rick and morty watch
eating a magnum

Ladyboy and lives by myself.

Discretion is a must.

Only hot muscled hairy white men. Show me your full body pic with flex biceps and Hard d infront of the mirror and let's see if I'll get on my knees ready for you when u walk in.

I sack hard and dry lol

>>75906546
no
it'd probably be smaller due to vasocontriction anyway

>>75906565
i thought this at first but then i realised virgins are freaks

the 'ersonal pint glass didn't pass the safety check so now im stuck drinking out the scutty house glasses

the absolute state

Richard Hammond is wrecking cars again.

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>>75906482
mfw the right one is about 2 minutes away from my house

any lads wanna post their willies
feel like I'm the only one sharing x

>>75906607
you have the best one though :s

ill just be embarassed

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anime

>>75906565
Virgin

Hi I'm Brittany, I'm very bubbly and out going, love meeting new people and going out.
I'm not really sure what to put here!
Also I'm 19 not 22! I have no clue why it says 22
Someone PLEASE think of something more original than complementing my eyes!

*posts photo of easyjet boarding pass and passport with a pint*

Off to malaga with ma gurlies!!!!

>>75906607
>>>/soc/
fuck off

>>75906595
yes, but the joke is meant to be that everyone is relatable to the virgin in a way

>>75906603
I hate Richard the Hamster Hammond, the little weasel shit cunt fucking weasel piece of shit, he's not even a real hamster

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>>75906607
Me in the middle
Villalad on the right

I'm not skinny, I'm size 16, dont pretend I didn't tell you.

I was blessed with tits more than ass.

Unfortunately, I'm not attracted to Indian men, sensitive kunts or d*ck fishes.

I like tall (5"10+) dominant masculine men.

Dick fish disclaimer: if you send me a d*ck pic and it turns out it's not yours when I meet you.. I'm calling the police.

Submissive only in the bedroom.. if you're man enough to do this feel free to message me.

I will leave your dumb ass on read if you give off major F*ck boy vibes.

>>75906628
malaga's alright
lived near there for a bit as a lad

>>75906565
the comically exaggerated ones were inevitable anyway

>>75906559
>nothing happens

rah, yank bombaclarts

kmt

>>75906633
forgot that board existed haha

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>he's not even a real hamster

>>75906671
>5'10" is tall in australia
hootin, hollering, doing the whole shabang

>>75906684
good now you can fuck off and stop shitting up our threads

>>75906643
if normies are the same as virgins then whats the point in being a virgin lol

>>75906701
that's a guinea pig you mong

want to eat a magnum
the gun, that is

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>that's a guinea pig you mong

I balk at the idea of spending £20 on a book but I easily spend £25 a week on lunch on shitty meal deals, KFC and Mcdonalds

>>75906717
it's not meant to be 100% normie
it's meant to be vague enough that everyone finds the virgin relatable in at least some way

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The state of Marvel

>>75906499
don't worry hun maybe we'll invited you to the pub next week x

>>75906561
from one warzone to another - enjoy!

>>75906715
wish you'd fuck off too you mean cunt

>>75906722
It's clearly a hedgehog

>>75906745
£20 a book is too much. £12 is max what I can pay.

>>75906750
bored of this conversation now

never reply to me ever again

>>75906766
wish you would neck yourself

>>75906752
Everybody wants to be African until you ask why they don't move there

LASA MA PAPA LA MARE

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ordered dominos again

>>75906773
Okay

>>75906752
oh my fucking god no way

>>75906745
>Tfw i unironically 'depress/stress-eat'

I go to tescos feeling sad, come out with a cheese cake and just eat it all and then feel sadder.

need to probably stem that.

>>75906565
>he has the virgin life

>>75906643
Nah the genius of the original was it's supposed to show marginally pathetic things which NEETs do in public, which could identify them as being a virgin.

Like the virgin walk, it's supposed to make you anxious about obviously being a virgin when you walk around.

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>>75906787
>Everybody wants to be African

*** Interracial dating only***

Hi!

I'm a 26yo fun-loving girl from Melbourne, Australia living in the USA until July 1 2017.

I love exploring, being immersed in new cultures and getting to know new fascinating people! I love to travel and have been to 17 countries so far.
I'm currently a psychology major (3rd year) with a previous degree in nursing. My primary interest is within forensic psychology, studying psychopathy and personality disorders of convicted criminals. I'm charismatic, educated and a little unique. I appreciate the small things in life and I'm seeking someone I can share my life with.
Hope to chat to you soon!


Edit: will now block every white male that contacts me. None of you can handle rejection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4punRqDe4k

>>75906785
wish I could wrap my hands around your throat and squeezed until you stopped struggling and kicking

>>75906752
ngl that is an aesthetic image

>>75906815
quite sexy

>>75906811
you missed the entire point. hope you don't post here regularly

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What did she mean by this?

Need twink lad to post more of his knob

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Just dipped my bollocks in liquid nitrogen and hit them with a hammer.

How do i make good posts?

>>75906811
this

>he still bollocks busting posts
Sad!

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>>75906752
Black Panther is literally WE WUZ KANGS the movie lmao

Pinky / Rachel is the name!

Don't let my looks fool you!

Professional dork by day, Zombie slayer at night LOL, well I like to think so anyway. Bit of a tomboy but can also be girly girl sometimes.

Single mother of a 10 year old boy.
I work as an apprentice hairdresser and a fully qualified make up artist.

Im also Metal head, Artist, Nerd, Gamer,Horror movie buff, Weirdo & Random.

Looking for new people to chat with as a I don't have much of a social life, but we can see what happens from there.

Don't hesitate to drop me a line, unless you are after sex, then kindly don't contact me.

Cheers

>>75906871
just emulate mine

>>75906834
try it cunt

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>>75906854

I have a terrible habit of getting 15% (according to my kindle) way through books and starting a new one

thatcher was good for britain and its people

>>75906871
Be a tremendous fruitcake, post nudes and try to hook up with the other fruitcakes

>>75906865
doesn't the nitrogen freeze the nerves?

>>75906854
friends would run a train on her in fields of wheat

>>75906854
she was out for the white nationalist vote, they love wheatfields

>gf's younger brother's come out as trans

ahh yes

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>>75906871
jus bee urself

>>75906902
*strangles you to death*
>>75906856
what's in it for me?

I am still discovering who I am and I don't think I can sum myself up just yet. I do like music, and will often sing and dance and spaz out randomly. I like learning, I am currently completing a Bachelors in Paramedics, fingers crossed I can survive. My current goal at the moment is buying a house. I'm not very close to that yet, but financial independence is important to me, and I will get there. I'm pretty chill, but not immature. Also, I'm a mum to an awesome 8 year old boy. Although important info to most, he is seperate from my dating life and I'm not looking for his new dad

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>>75906671

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look

>>75906944
would slit your throat you little faggo t

>>75906945
why is it that women type like this. reckon I could identify them easily just by that. no male speaks like this

I'm a 24year old Jamaican Bombshell.Im a woman with extra extra assets.Transgender. Now boys I would actually prefer you to say hi first instead of sending me your banana pic first.
I'm a very easy going , loveable , and Humorous Gal . I'm very straight to the point and I hate time wasters .
As for my hobbies I love shooting balls of course oh and swimming .
Love Rihanna and everything about her.

>>75906992
no you wouldn't you timid little cunt, bet you trembled as you typed that

>>75906671
ah yes... such an attractive personality

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>afrofuturism

Doing a howl, pretty sure you need Afropresentism first

>>75906895
*hesitates*

>>75906891
This is my go-to counterargument
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo&t=642s
+ its VICE so the lefties will believe whatever they say in it

>>75907022
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>>75906939
gay little poof

>>75907033
>>75907033
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>>75907007
if you're in the southwest give me a time and a place and I WILL come and fuck you up
little runt

>>75906939
oh christ

>>75906954
jesus fucking christ. That said, I don't have many unique interests either

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>>75907003
read that as
>Love Ribena and everything about her
at first

britain is literally going to be held to ransom by the irish cucks like last time until the tories can't give in anymore and eventually lose a no confidence vote

>>75907024
what argument is this countering exactly?

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>>75906954
>THIS is my dating pool

>>75907019
They need afroprimitivism mate

>>75907081
the one where blacks think they can build a quality 1st world country instead of destroying it

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I saw another gf dream last night