You arrive in Preston edition.
On here to make friends have fun. Relieve boredom lol
I HATE Beards
*watches over /brit/*
>>75907022
quite excited for space elevators ngl, would make stuff a lot more futuristic very quickly
>>75907062
Only cuz you can't grow one.
need a bf lads
reckon I could batter Joshua after a couple pints
You know this song but you might not know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEITVTcGbzc
>>75907089
do you smell like poo or curry?
>>75907022
did that build that on top of Preston?
>>75907093
AJ?
me on the right
hope they have a separate elevator for niggers/pakis
anime
>>75907105
rorke
>>75907022
>Preston leaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJgFJTEHLI
Everybody hurts...
Sometimes . . .
Hey there!! I'm becca.
I guess you could Say I'm kinda outdoorsy as I looove my fishing !!
I also love getting dressed up and putting my make up on and going out to see a movie and have dinner :-)
I'm very easy going and can talk to anyone
Love my close family and friends dearly !!
Please feel free to message me and have a chat cya for now :) xx
>>75907122
2bh
Cargo area at the very least
Kits
>>75907146
Wrong Preston brah
https://www.change.org/p/winston-no-coalition-with-the-dup-may-out-postmanpratt1
follow some depressed mong on youtube because he makes somewhat humorous videos. Anyhow, one of his latest was about how he has a cute gf now and things are better. Not happy with this development
Ryan gives us wave Ryan Ryan gives u wave
>>75907089
wish I could be yours x
>>75907201
he's a paki btw
karanime
>>75907150
she seems sweet but a bit special needs
Hey, I'm Allyce. 23. Assistant Manager at Red Rooster. Studying a double degree in Health Science and Health Information Management at Latrobe. Lover of life. Free spirited. Happy and positive. Outgoing. Love to dance. Love to chat and make friends. On a Friday night I have a boomerang throwing sesh followed by table tennis comps. I read a fair bit. I adore Pokemon. Bit of a Netflix fan. I own a 4 year old Rottweiler puppy. Have lots of mates whom I love.
Come and chat, if you wanna!
>>75907184
when she leaves he'll hit a new low, stay on it
>>75907201
please be in chester x
>>75907184
oh my days mate - he's made you look a right mug!
>>75907184
which youtuber
>>75907223
shit nevermind
>>75907231
all roasties are special needs. when was the last time you saw a dating profile that didn't have spelling errors everywhere and was punctuated correctly?
take 2
cashews>pecans>pistachios>hazelnuts>almonds>macadamia nuts>peanuts>[power gap]>brazil nuts
to be h
22.
Chef.
Basketball.
Footy.
Relaxing nights in.
Cars.
Tattoos.
Getting away with good mates.
Camping.
Drinks.
Want to have my own cafe/restaurant.
Got curves - don't care.
I am who I am. ??
accidentally ordered my dominos for collection, really scared to go in case I see normies
>>75907272
mumkey jones. You won't have heard of him
need a bf
*blocks your path*
you arrive in Truro, 2017 AD
>>75907308
Tranny.
>>75907322
where at, I'll pick it up for you x
>>75907306
peanuts>cashews>deez>pecans>hazelnuts>macadamia nuts>[power gap]>almonds
>BREAKING NEWS: Theresa May appoints former Prefect and Head Boy Gavin Barwell as new Downing St chief of staff
>>75907298
Would have been 1940 if not for wypipo
E3 lads
>>75907329
was literally and unironically just watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4haxYBScI
So did the right wing win the election lads? Been busy being a drunken disaster and stuff, missed the whole thing
>buttfartingham
>>75907383
haha
Hi hello, Im a NZ born Aussie living in Melbourne ?? Iv'm a big girl, I won't try to hide it. I'm proud of my body and I won't let anyone make me feel bad about it! I'm a lot more to cuddle and I stay warm in the winter ;) I suppose I'm classed as bisexual but I merely appreciate humans in all their different forms :) i'm terribly shy at first but once I am comfortable with someone, I am quite the opposite. I like music a whole lot and have a varying range of genres that I dig. I love live music & slam poetry!
need a cute bf to ride my massive cock
>>75907383
>TINY
>TORY
>CHINS
>>75907410
yeah, we've got some absolute turbororkes in power now
Trying this thing again...
I'm open minded and willing to chat to anybody :) although don't bother if you're not into plus size chicks ;)
Music is everything! Indulging in all the fruits of life is what I'm about. Cept for crack!!!! Crack is whack! & so are bootycalls and fuccboys.. these aren't for me and if this is on your agenda please message the next girl :)
Goodluck!
>>75907470
excellent, thanks
>>75907383
the forehead on that one
>>75907520
They are literally all fat and like music
have a vibe in me atm
pls give feedback on my dick, do you like it?
pls rate from 1 to 10
http://imgur.com/a/t6KiQ
http://imgur.com/a/t6KiQ
http://imgur.com/a/t6KiQ
Daily reminder that /pol/ is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that.
Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them /pol/, and you always will be.
Not even mods banning me for being a Christian can change that.
Deus Vult.
>>75907563
nice x
>>75907563
wish the fat fuck janny would do his job
>>75907563
head is a bit undersized innit
could use some proper grooming
>>75907563
I wish I could suck it right now, post more x
too many ironic gays on here
need a straight up down to business daddy to give me a proper rogering
>>75907563
nice foreskin
Over dating apps desu, if you're gonna talk to somebody then talk, otherwise piss off, the truth is that there are way too many crazy guys out there and I have never come across somebody normal, if you're not interested in somebody then don't message them it is that simple. The universe isn't the problem, the people are. That's the truth whether guys like it or not, get over it because it's the truth . This isn't a feminist perspective it's just the plain truth, guys are immature and never accept responsibility for anything. It's either what they want or nothing. THE TRUTH.
>>75907563
not entirely sure why I clicked this
>>75907430
*tries praying*
*nothing happens*
now what?
lads, post your favourite Prestonian
>>75907605
>only 1000 more votes than the monster raving looney party
howling
>>75907605
Would vote
>>75907605
>mention ban on halal but not ban on kosher
doing a think
>>75907624
well I'm a twink but I have a big cock, I'll bugger you nice and hard
>>75907595
>>75907600
yh but out of 10 tho
where 1 is a gross neckbeard microdick and 10 is Mike Matei's dick
>>75907628
thanks
>>75907630
what did you think though
mates didn't show
In the mood for a proper shouting match if anyones interested??
>>75907629
t. fucked and chucked repeatedly by every guy she meets
business idea: ironic heterosexuality
>>75907658
the BNP are hardly jew-lovers given that they're neo-nazis trying to look legitimate.
Licked a girls fanny cum up last night and have been feeling sick ever since
got a fairly big willy
>>75907406
one of his better vids
>>75907725
please show it x
What did she mean by this?
>>75907662
love it x
>>75907563
length 4/10
girth 6/10
appearance 6.5/10
not bad kiddo
>like men
>like dicks
>like feeling dicks
>like sucking dicks
>like guys rubbing their dicks against my butthole
>like the idea of guys putting their dicks in me
...
>go soft whenever anyone actually fucks me and just find it 'meh'
explain, God
>>75907745
not sure mate it's from 4 years ago
*muslims are literally driving trucks through innocent people*
*said innocent people are more worried about gay marriage*
>>75907762
oh sweetie youre supposed to be soft while a real man hammers your boy pussy while youre sissy clitty is caged up like a good girl
Your face is atrociously ugly and I cannot give you bullshit excuses on why your personality is bad and why that will help you get laid. You are too ugly to use tinder and personality doesn't matter at all. Women only hook up with chads on there; the top males but I will feel you another excuse. Only they can say creepy stuff, incels have to LDAR or use another method that isn't tinder."
What's Aisha's new Twitter?
>>75907785
>people cant be concerned about 2 issues at once
>>75907762
>God
he didn't make you that way, you need professional help. you're mentally ill.
wish some of you gay boys here would suck my big throbbing cock right now
>>75907762
>explain, God
God won't be there for you
Starting to think the /brit/ gay gimmick isn't really a gimmick at all...
>>75907745
ah
she's moved away from the mainstream, modern leftie communism in favor of the now more obscure old world communist mindset.
Pretty hardcore.
>>75907762
Because you aren't actually gay, the homosexual media has just tricked your vulnerable mind in to thinking you are
It is harmful to look at tinder users as 'real females'. Tinder users are not real females. They are usually whores who have attention issues and daddy issues. They usually look for men who are the most likely to abuse them
Tinder is the ultimate proof that incels are right. Females are attracted to only Chad and they allow Chads to do whatever he wants.
>>75907762
Absued as a child, repressed memories of being bumfucked interrupt your arousal
Very common apparently
>>75907802
makes me embarassed
i get worried they think im not enjoying it
its why i dont like fucking missionary and usually do doggy - dont want them to see my dick
:c
lads what's this flaky shit that randomly appears on my PC mouse
*compulsively buys a litter of bunnies*
fucked it but theyre so adorable
>>75907848
Imagine actually thinking like this hahaha
>>75907857
it's a nice dick x
>>75907832
Please be in London
>>75907805
>>75907745
you know i realised ash is the polar opposite of aisha at least politically, would make a hell of a threesome though
>>75907869
oil and dead skin probably
>>75907804
But I'm good looking and have a gf who is devoted to me.
>>75907869
its the autism moving to the outside
VERY autistic experience collecting from a busy dominos
>>75907856
wasnt abused as a child
>>75907869
dead skin
moisturise more
>>75907869
dandruff and dust mixed into a mud with skin oils
>>75907886
If I had money I would be
>.jpg-large.jpg
>>75907809
some issues are not of equal concern
SPEAK ENGLISH
WE'RE IN FUCKIN AMERICA GODDAMMIT
>>75907936
Wir wollen ein Volk sein, und ihr, meine Jugend, sollt dieses Volk nun werden. Wir wollen einst
keine Klassen und keine Stände mehr sehen, und ihr dürft schon in euch diesen Klassendünkel
nicht groß werden lassen!
see you later lads x
Most of the women at work are
a) always "on a diet"
b) never lose weight
c) never exercise
hmmm fuck that methinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtFLKmb2w7A
Screeching
>>75907923
>>75907986
*gives them both a little shove*
oops
You arrive in Birmingham.
>>75907998
oat keepers?
this thread has made me wish i had gay friends
where do i get gay friends if im not gay?
have to buy a microsd adapter since i accidentally dumped the wrong boot.firm ffs
think tights should be mandatory for every female in offices nationwide
books you're reading atm
Today I finished
Theaetetus by plato and the refusal of work
finished starting strength 3rd edition in the week
currently reading the Rig Vedic Upanishads.
need another left-field book to read - suggestions?
>>75907998
Allah works in mysterious ways ;))
>>75907968
that's most women in general
>>75908019
I've been trying to find that out myself, the only ones I have are you lot on here x
>>75908018
He meant to say "oath keepers"
They're basically the EDl of America
>>75908028
bit sexist
>>75908032
mr strong is personally my favourite of the mr men books, followed by mr silly
>>75908032
https://jordanbpeterson.com/2016/11/book-list/
im female
just remembered that i'm physically repulsive and will never be loved aha xx
my cock is rock hard and leaking precum
Might start meditating lads
How would I go about this?
Women shouldn't be able to vote
People without at least 5 GCSE's shouldn't be able to vote
People over 70 shouldn't be able to vote
Non-whites shouldn't be able to vote
might get HIV MIGHT NOT
>>75908081
erm excuse me delete this post now
>>75908032
LSD: Doorway to the Numinous
>all these gays ITT
>>75908113
hm yes couldn't see this being abused at all
>>75907273
any progress? x
>>75908148
Need the DUP in power pronto
Which one are you?
>>75908091
>1.Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
>2.1984 – George Orwell
>3.Road To Wigan Pier – George Orwell
>4.Crime And Punishment – Fyodor Dostoevsky
>5.Demons– Fyodor Dostoevsky
Fucking turbopleb
>>75908113
people under 25 too, they havent earned it.
>>75908181
Will smash them all, they'll never get any real power
Gonna doxx this big dick twink and rape his man fanny.
>>75908193
trip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsr2AgrgMs
free country bruv innit
>>75908200
Gays or DUP?
>>75908193
>no synthwave
Shit pic t.b.h.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h49tv2tQD7I
>>75907986
hands are soaked
>>75908209
not rape if I want it x ;^)
but pls don't tell everyone who I am
this autofilling of my billing address is rather ominous
>>75908193
hardcore
gesaffelstein is my favourite x
>>75908226
D (Democratic) U (Unionist) P (Party)
Need them out of business, sunshine.
nigger
Why are students allowed to vote? They contribute fuck all to this country and have a vested interest in supporting anyone who promises them more bennies
>>75908177
yea, posted it earlier itt x
http://imgur.com/a/t6KiQ
do you like it? im a bottom, im kinda shy about my dick tbqh
>>75908245
Do you like anal?
>>75908193
I don't see a goth option
>>75908032
Just finished 'tigris factum prandium', I'm not aware of any translations but well worth the effort of a basic knowledge of Latin
Owen Jones Moaning About Theresa May Winning The General Election
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3OhKDkFFbo
screaming. this is how I imagine all the labour runts here
>>75908288
>They contribute fuck all to this country and have a vested interest in supporting anyone who promises them more bennies
So the unemployed too?
>>75908288
many students work
>>75908288
problem?
>>75908223
the modern woman is a hideous creature.
>>75908193
what d'ya call it garage???
not fair
i want someone to rape ME
]^:<
>>75908304
Oh I saw it before, I like it, would love to suck it then stroke it as I fucked you x post more
>>75908305
I love it, I'm really tight though, I hope you can deal with that properly
>>75908197
Time to go to sleep now Grandad.
why does the government pay the NI contributions for 17-18 year olds who stay on at school. They literally contribute fuck all and are still children
>>75908364
>>75908304
>>75908177
fuck off
>>75908318
>losing twelve seats
>winning
dumb fart
>>75908194
wow you are right all those popular books on that list am I right?
Do I look cool now for hating good, mainstream things?
Now I totally look like I know what I'm talking about!
thought we were ironically gay lads
this is getting a bit too much for my liking
>>75908288
t. went to the school of hard knocks and graduated from the university of life
>>75908352
Have you got a cock like this twink?
>>75908364
:"3
sorry got to go now
im happy you like me tho
Anyone who voted Labour is a fucking moron
>>75908419
>>75908352
fuck off to lolcow you fags
grandma fuckage
goddamnit why are my fellow American invaders such shitposting limeyboos
Never knew I was homophobic until this thread
i am radyboy
hope to one day be well read enough to properly appreciate joyce
homeophobes can fuck off to /pol/
benders can fuck off to /lgbt/
/brit/ is an asexual general
>>75908335
I use Uber on the weekends a good bit so I can go out drinking without having to drive. Got in one drunk at ~3am once and the first thing the driver says is "I'm gonna make a detour to avoid all the police activity." Then he told me about how he rides with the Pagans and has a bunch of weapons around the car.
Probably would have just gotten out if I was sober.
Scottish dawn lads
https://youtu.be/4wEUi4qlOQk
>>75907901
showroom cinema spotted
>>75908318
>literal link to /r/the_donald in the video description
>>75908457
make me
>>75908461
agree its obnoxious
Browsing twitter for attractive girls to repost to /brit/
Drank 11 bottles of beer last night and woke up without a hangover.
>>75908519
are you, by any chance, a radical centrist? Or are they all bisexual?
jesus christ newsthump is unfunny shite
>>75908546
i'll fuck you in your arse until it bleeds
>>75908548
report every single one of their posts and the janny does nothing
the fat piece of shit
>>75908193
I wish I could name IDM without making myself look like an arse who thinks his taste in music is superior.
age of consent and legal drinking age should be based on the age at which people - on average - get a phd
tfw socially maladaptive but not to the extent of legit benes collecting autism
if labour was in power they would have invented a benefit for my kind
Twink, oil up your cock and post pics. Post your boipucci too.
GAWD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>>75908554
woah you're fucking solid mate
>>75908538
lmao good spot
>>75908554
Ayy lad try some Kopparberg Mixed Fruits. A mere whiff of that and you'll be laid out on the floor in mere minutes. Unbelievably potent
this entire thread needs some car battery hook ups
>>75908318
Annoying smug twat but he has some points about May
>>75908598
me with the tie
>>75908571
Why would the janny do anything you fucking tit.
/brit/ is literally a stream of irrelevant shite Might as well delete the whole fucking thread.
I don't even see any gay posts I only see homophobic ones
you guys are fags
>>75908318
would love to lose the 'ginity to isobel
love willies, love tits, love vaginas, love pecs and bums. not a bisexual. just like em is all. simple as
>>75908620
it's not hard to "have some points about May" though is it
how is Owen Jones 32
Can someone link Aisha's new Twitter please
>>75908635
hello newcunt
bet you're the narcissistic faggot posting his pics
would love to see you hanged
Just had sex lads
Big fan of my own willy
Don't leave home without it
>>75908663
he's so cute
NEED a leftist bf
Do I offend you? Niggers
>>75908650
would love to lose the 'ginity
>it's a "manchester wasn't real jihadist islamic terrorism" episode
>it's on repeat
>it's on every station
>n-word
Just did a sneeze and felt like I blew all the arteries in my neck.
>>75908659
No, what's your point?
Everybody who didn't want her in power is like the bent guardian columnist?
>>75908663
>>75908700
He's a literal cuckold
>>75908708
fuck off, dumb nigger-guy
>>75908672
>being this mad
>>75908741
Sometimes get a deep sharp pain in my brain when I sneeze, like I'm blowing a line out or something.
>>75908755
if you think I'm going to read all that you are mistaken
>>75908755
>some rorke runt was so triggered he actually spent time writing that
>>75908650
skinny bird looking bitch
>>75908755
need a source x
>>75908318
couldn't go one interview without mentioning being a fudge packer
>>75908797
errrm sorry but did I reply to you?
Speak when spoken to, runt
>>75908753
no. read my original post and maybe you'll get my point
>I disagree with a post so I'll green text the post and post a picture of a neckbeard in a fedora, that'll show them
>>75908823
>>75908816
Actually it's from his book "chavs"
>>75908823
/pol/
What probability percentage that your illness is terminal would you lads need to decide it's better to just call it quits instead of suffering through to the end?
Reckon anything over 75% chance it'll kill me I'd just bite down on the ol' Mossberg
>>I disagree with a post so I'll green text the post and post a picture of a neckbeard in a fedora, that'll show them
>>75908834
>this is how I imagine all the labour runts here
So, the ones who voted for them? Or the ones posting corbyn memes?
I'm actually going to throw a fit if one of you doesn't post a link to Aisha's Twitter
>>75908894
>>75908823
>>75908816
butthurt leftists come out to roost...
>>75908911
depends on the illness
(((mossberg)))
>ordered a chicken and pesto pizza
>they gave it a BBQ base
seething
Might take the dog on a walk but the normies will be outside
>butthurt leftists come out to roost...
>>I disagree with a post so I'll green text the post and post a picture of a neckbeard in a fedora, that'll show them
>>75908921
Deactivated again
>>75908925
alright just hypothetically speaking, here are some options
1. Cancer
2. HIV
3. rare degenerative nervous system issue
>>75908963
pleb dollar store katana
faux leather coat
what a runt
>>75908870
its not, i checked on a pdf of the book and it's not on that page
>>75908911
>illness
Does mental illness count? As I understand it there are several homosexuals in this thread.
Where is the twink with his big oiled up cock?
>>75908594
http://imgur.com/a/UsWUc
Here you go
when yanks say they smashed 8 beers last night they mean 355ml cans
>pleb dollar store katana
>faux leather coat
>what a runt
>>75908986
>dispropaganda.com
>>75908986
wtf i want to be ethnically replaced now
>>75908019
Im bi but I'll be your friend x
Ukip against all over parties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIaLNOeVbzE
ahaaaaaa
>>75908955
stop posting me
Isabel Euphemia Oakeshott
>>75909028
owners of actual katanas and swords aren't fedora
And now you runts have stopped posting to save your crap memes for the next thread,
>>75908925
ElePHANto
>>75908990
HIV is becoming curable, so no
cancer I'd wait until it was quite bad
for 3
err
maybe yeah
>>75909018
that's a big willy
>>75909018
Tuck it between your legs and take a pic from behind with your arsehole showing
asking a girl if she wants to get drunk tomorrow
...will update you...
applying to a job at knowyourmeme
>>75909018
phwooor
that a 9 incher?
>>75909057
Designated
>back to the runt farm in 36 hours
>>75909102
hope you get rejected x
>>75909080
He has you melt
>>75909079
For you.
>>75909094
She's already drunk on THIS DICK
*grabs my clearly bulging cock in my pants*
girls do browse /brit/
but they keep quiet about it
but if you read all posts
you can tell that they're here
>>75908096
be my gf
>on a diet
>literally just had chicken, eggs and fruit/veg for months
>just had 2 mcdonalds double cheese burgers and 2 chicken burgers from KFC
>>75909018
What's it like flaccid?
>>75909152
>>75909148
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>75909178
>tfw depressed and stressed from wageying
>tfw some days im just too depressed to cook anything
>tfw been just buying cheesecakes and mini rolls and eating like them in one go
:(
Cheeto Benito
>>75909165
How can you tell just from reading their posts?