Culture Pals - /cp/

>>75877999
First for Angola é nossa!

>>75877999
second for nice trips
I'm going to die alone

3rd for no one replying

4th for portuguese language

I just asked a qt to talk to me in Russian.

Do you think she will be pissed of if I reply with "Эм, лaднo, У тeбя ecть пapa oшибoк, нo в цeлoм ты дoвoльнo хopoшo гoвopишь пo-pyccки)"

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>>75878203
Noice

With each passing day my qt likes me more and more
I was shocked that there'd even be girls here who could hold fruitful conversations at all
This summer might have more going for me than any previous summer has...
Tell me about your main qt, anons

>>75878226
What does that mean?

9th for Portugal is the most powerful nation in the world

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>>75878406
10th for Portugal isn't a small nation

>>75878008
I'm not used to send pics of my body, but I didn't ask out of nowhere

She asked for porn, I told her I gotta get in the mood before, we joked a little and she said she "can't help me"

>>75878477
It clearly wasn't enough, need to get her wet FOR YOU by sharing some body (and, when she's ready for it, dick) pics, only then will she feel comfortable.

>tfw still no European bf

>>75878577
Hello :DDD

>>75878391
Okay, you have a few mistakes but your Russian is quite good.

The joke being shes Russian, and I'm a Brit who can barely speak Russian.

>>75878753
Do it eheh

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>tfw qt didn't respond to my second message

One day Larissa will come back. You'll see, lads. You'll see.

Hello /cp/ I'm back from the club thing
It was a school party (high school in Italy lasts long)
Asked something like 7 chicks to dance and they were like "no"
Was about to kms when I saw this one alone, asked her and she said yes.
Turned her head while I tried to kiss her cause "I don't know you well enough yet" but I have her number
/blogpost finish
Thanks interpals for the flirting practice

>>75878895
I hope so.
I kind of think that she was here today.
I messaged her one day and she seemed cool

>>75878974
Do you think she looks at my posts and giggles? I want to lick her lips desu

>>75879060
Yes m8. Of course she giggles at your posts, you're the most funny and good looking here

>>75878567
Idk, just talking works for asians tought it could work with a yuropeean...

>>75878923
I guess you're the beta Romano.

Good on you, seems like you went way out of your comfort zone.

has anyone ever gotten a gf there? Lots of kinda autistic qts out there (since they into learning languages), but I don't know if talking to them is just a waste of time.

>>75879233
>Lots of kinda autistic qts out there (since they into learning languages)
Oh, how new you must be!

>>75879171
I'm the nude posting italiANO
On the internet I look good and I'm smooth, but irl I'm autismo :(
Definitely got out of my comfort zone mate, 7 rejections in a row didn't even hurt

>>75879233
It's never a waste of time. You'll learn new things and practicing your social skills.

>>75879132
Come on, anon. You can't just say nice things about me like that. I'm not able to fulfil my cocky persona then

>>75879276

Dont be a condescending cunt you moor, I know what I'm talking about. People who learn 5 languages are most certainly on the autism spectrum.

>>75879314
>practicing your social skills
this desu, I talked to the dancing qt like she was just another Slav on IP and worked okay

>>75879362
>People who learn 5 languages are most certainly on the autism spectrum.
>learn
Yeah, I've only seen a handful of girls that might actually be learning more than 1 or 2 languages, most of them just want a teacher to spoonfeed them something they can put on their CV.

>>75879283
Oh, that's understandable, lad.

How's it going with that irl QT, then? Do you know anything about her?

How do I run the qtcrawler script?

Happy day of Camões, of Portugal and of the race, guys.

>>75879435
>Yeah, I've only seen a handful of girls that might actually be learning more than 1 or 2 languages, most of them just want a teacher to spoonfeed them something they can put on their CV.
It's always disappointing

>>75879435
It's pretty late night and she's probably asleep, I'll text her tomorrow.
I just know she goes to some Deutsche school and her phone number

>>75879154
But tbqh, I'm trying the beta thing with a huezilian and she didn't gave me a gap for asking for pics

I'm losing my huezilian way

>>75879543
>Deutsche school
Sounds autistic af, couple that with her sitting in the corner r9k style and you've got a winner ;^)

>>75879512
Indeed, I've fallen for the language exchange jew too many times!

>>75879600
Nah it's a good school desu, I guess she has more money than me lel
About her being alone, yeah, it was quite /r9k/ but she said she had lost her friends (which turned out to be true)

>>75879701
Yeah, we have that kind of school here, and it has some of the more autistic girls (protected by their family from the normie filth).

>About her being alone, yeah, it was quite /r9k/ but she said she had lost her friends (which turned out to be true)
Hey, some Stacey's loss is your gain! ;^)

when people ask me what all English people shall I be honest and send this:
https://youtu.be/sOhxPhqzMwg

also should I send this when asked for famous British youtubers something I get ask for a lot:
https://youtu.be/MrX56aR-nB8

>>75879833
I'll keep you updated about her autismo. She seemed a little shy but I loosened her up :)

>>75880110
That's good, make sure she only opens up to you, and not to other guys ;)

>>75880160
Oh, the kiss was a good move, btw.
Even though she rejected it, you held it together and didn't go full r9k on her, while also clearly showing your intentions.
It'a win win really, has can be seen by the fact that she was willing to give you her phone to continue dating.

>uploaded a new picture
>now all of them are gone when I visit my profile

wtf how long does it take until they're back up

How likely is it the mad qt Belarussian is catfish

>>75880919
Is she the one who hates Algerians?

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LOL

>>75880942
I think so

https://www.interpals.net/Damejii

>I have 500 messages

>>75880919
Post profile, please

>>75881283
/Alex_Sl

>saw husbando material and accidentally reloaded page now I can't remember his name

Someone kill me pls

>>75881614
Oh, thank god she isn't my qt

asian girl asked about my skincare routine
i am going to help make your qts cuter

>>75881877
>asians asking whites about skincare
they're going to laugh at your routine.

>>75881877
You're going to say white man cum is good?!

>>75881877
>implying it isn't a catfish
>implying it isn't a trap
>implying it isn't a lesbo
>implying

Are Korean girls desirable too (like Korean guys) on that site? Still feels easy but not as easy as other (East) Asian countries.

>>75882144
There's room for only 1 finn in this general

>>75882035
cum is the devil

>>75882144
Korean girls get bombed with messages because jap girls get nuked with them

>>75882175
Huh? Finnish posts are usually qualitatively better than other posts.

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>German qt is online but ignoring my messages.
>Russian qt is offline for a day now and I miss her.
>2nd Russian qt is going on camping trip for two days.

>>75882249
shes going on a camping trip with me btw

Anons, what is the max number of qts you usually hit up?

>>75882267
4 but you have to keep them on a leash so they don't get out of control.

>>75882267
As much as they let me. WITNESS ME

>>75882267
This depends on how many answer

Should I cook a mini pizza or nah?

>>75882807
nah

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>have a dream of ex for the 2nd time this week and wake up
>cant go back to sleep because of sadness

Good morning, I guess.

t. 5:16 AM

>>75882957
Good shout, wanna say y healthy

>>75883046
You should cook your mini pizza

I am not drinking ever again

>>75883661
What happened?

Too much work.
I feel bad for you kids.

>>75883661
Why not

>>75883685
It must be much easier when you can just go and buy a sex slave.

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Which one of you Americanflags is trying to bully me?

>>75883714
me

>>75883672
He sucked a small asian cock and he's in regret

>>75883701
kek

>>75883727
Add your picture

>>75883769
wasn't really me

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She didn't even saw it...

And now my huezilian qt stopped answering

I'll be all alone tonight, folks

How is swede anon appear on quick search every time every day

>>75884151
He's online all day.

>>75884151
if he constantly updates his profile it helps

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>"You have profile like a killer"

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>>75884296
tell her youd rape her.

>>75884296
lmao bost profile

>tfw horny and alone

Guys I'm too self conscious and scared to talk to strangers on this site with my pic :(

Can someone talk to them for me? or at least tell me how to over come being anxious? thnx

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>You must construct additional Russian gf's

>hello! I'm looking for korean friends who can speak japanese

>>75884847
I don't want to be banned

>>75883830
What did she said?

>>75879233
Two gfs and five lays.

>tfw living in the UAE for work
>tfw qts block arab countries

https://my.mixtape.moe/flxmtc.mp4

>tfw no Brazilian gf to dance funk for me

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>>75887418
>helo beutiful pls welcom to Dubai

>>75887418
>living in UAE

Isn't that the sandy place that bans FUN?

>>75887625
It's not as bad as you think, good clubs + there's always Emirates cabin crew qts around :3

>>75887669
Doesn't seem like a place where you can acquire casual sex though.

Right?

ARE YOU SLAMMING SOME ARAB PUSSY?

>>75887740
not unless you're an oil baron slamming instagrammer pussy

>>75887740
The Emiratis (local arabs) are a minority here. They only make up like 10-20% of the population. There's a lot of western expats here, so there are opportunities for casual sex and dating, it's just that the UAE is such a crazy fast place, lots going on and people only have their careers in their heads – basically a very bad place when it comes to dating but possible.

>>75887888

Are people superficial as fuck? The place strikes me as a cesspool of the most superficial golddigging girls ever.

>>75887980
Unfortunately, a lot of people are/become quite materialistic here, can't speak for everyone but especially Eastern European girls are usually known for being quite the gold diggers

(I'm currently at home bc holidays so that's why my flag is Austria)

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>>75888014
The kind of girl who puts "no flirting! :s" on her profile but then sends shit like this

Pals I'm struggling with my bio. Any advice?

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>>75888039
>https://www.interpals.net/daemir

This you anon?

>be a 20 years old software developer
>live like a king in dubai

>be me
>21 years old
>still a poor ass student in turkfuckistan

baka

>>75888164
Yep

>>75888164
This makes me regret going to med school desu.
24 years and still have tons ahead of me before I start working>> ugh
>>75888269
You could easily pass as an arab desu. Espesh with that haircut.

>>75887597
It's mostly Indians and pakis living in the UAE that do that. I would get tons of messages till I blocked the UAE as well. They were just hella irritating

>>75888531
I am originally from Serbia/Montenegro but most people assume I'm Turkish, it's the mediterranean skin color I guess

>>75888619
Mmm, maybe so. The haircut just screams Iraqi tho lol. I've met like hundreds of them and 99% of them have that exact hipster haircut.
I also get confused for lots of other nationalities. Even Turkish once.

>>75888531
>You could easily pass as an arab desu.

No he wouldn't you dumbass coon

>>75889087
Bir kebab tomat sus

I've seen several people that look like him. and would never doubt if he said he's arab.

>>75889167
Jedan kilo burek sa mesom i ayran. Hajde.

>>75889222
Fuck that was a good one

>>75889286
I've been to Serbia 3 times

>>75889410
Did you like it? You have to go to Novi Pazar (Yeni Pazar) and you will drown in pussy there.

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>>75889454
Yeah, I'd love to visit again. So far I've been to Beograd and Subotica, and some villages inbetween. The villagers were very friendly. People in the city not so. The cops were always friendly.

>Novi Pazar

Isn't that the Bosniak city? Dunno, I'd love to live in Serbia but getting a job there is probably a pain in the ass.

>>75889620
Yeah, I'm Bosniak, parents lived there. They're all crazy Turkish tv show fanatics over there.

>Work in Serbia
>300€/month

You can do better pal. Come to the west

>>75889708
Dunno. As long as what I earn is enough to finance my stay there, it's fine. I'm not planning to send any money back home.

>come to the west

Very hard unless you're a programmer/engineer/et al

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>>75890336
This guy look more Turkish than Turks

>>75890357
He'd be the most suitable person I'd hire for a mongol horse archer role tbqh.

>>75890336
>>75890357
Plz delet. no bully

>>75890484
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turks_in_Egypt

Must be rape baby

>>75890525
Nigga how do you look more Turk than I do

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>mfw 9 views today
7 are turks
1 is from an irrelevant sub saharan african country and other from slav shit-hole.
Hmmmm.
>>75890565
I dunno man. I don't really know what turks look like anyway. You all look very diverse.
Plz gib turkish citizenship tho

>>75890629
shh post profile and i'll give you 1 more view

>>75890525
What? You are the one who is bullying me. kys

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what is the global update used for

do people actively read youre updates

I feel shit
/blog

>>75891280
Shared shit is half shit

>>75884296
REAL G SHIT NIKKAAAAA

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>>75888014

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>>75880943
Underrated

>>75882993
If I was in your situation I would keep away from the internet in general and try to keep myself busy

>>75883685
Wew

>>75888014
>Good looking british girl
>Turns out to be polish, lithuanian etc
Literally every time

>>75882993
I've had something similar happening to me.
Had 3 days in a row dreams about a girl that I used to be great friends with.

Guys last night I was fucking drunk

>>75893199
:O

>German girl I used to talk to over a year ago on whatsapp before I deleted it just sent me a friend request on Facebook
Why would they come add me now? I stopped talking to her because she was boring.

>>75893199
Do the sharia courts allow this?

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>>75893455
Shhhh don't tell them

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watching Supersonic lads

>autistic brit koreaboo girl talk about the uglyness of american english
why are brits so anti-america?

>>75893700
We're a very proud nation
Even the paki "Brits" will tell you that

>>75893700
she is a koreaboo, she doesn't represent us.

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>playing neofolk to my qt on skype

>>75893772
More like neojoke

>>75894004
Neosuck my cock

>>75894222
Lewd!

Good afternoon /cp/
How is life here?

>>75894696
It isn't

>>75894696
don't ask

>tfw you find a koreaboo QT near you, and she seems kinda of interesting for a koreaboo, but you're still on that fence on messaging her and what to send as a first message
Hum, help?

>>75894696
Shitty as ever.

>jap from Hiroshima views me
Hmmm

>>75894834
Tell him he looks like a Little Boy ;^)

Why are there so many fucking nutters on this site?

>>75894975
K O R E A

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>>75894696

>>75894733
>>75894749
>>75894763

:(
To portubro, comment something that's written on her brofile

>>75894932
She

>>75895008
It's a pretty boring profile, but I'll ask her about some of her hobbies, ty.


>>75895012
They look the same ;^)

HHoi Ken
I read your message and I tell you the truth:
I can not understand that you seeks friendship or flirting!!
You have so a nice face, you like a fotomodel or a angel!!
why most so a nice and beatiful boy seeks peoples??
Many boy's most stay for your house!!
Ofcourse, I not I are a older man from 73 years!!
But when I are young..................
Many greetings and I wish you all the best,
I hope you find the best lover!!!!
Anton from Holland. [email protected]

>>75895129
ined sex

>>75895129
shqip model

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>>75895129
>Ofcourse, I not I are a older man from 73 years!!

>>75895202
>>75895162
a-at least my face is n-nice

>>75895245
Echte mooi boy

Groetjes Anton

Lets find someone we can all agree is a ugly looking girl. Not hideously ugly just around 4/10. And someone catfish with her and see just how many messages she gets.

>>75895438
No need to experiment. A qt of mine has literally nothing on her brofile but half of her face.
She gets dozens of pms nevertheless

Alri lads

Listening to https://youtu.be/pN-GZLVA-z0 and sipping a cuppa

R8

>>75895670
Sounds comfy mate
Just finished listening to exmilitary for the nth time myself

>>75895516
I might give up with internet girls.

>>75895927
T
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>International tinder is purely a meme

>>75895927
Don't give up, but don't get too much invested into them either.
It's a number's game

>>75895974
Haven't got a match for three days.

Belarussian qt answered and sent a smiley pls be sign from god

>>75890629
Pls post profile mona

>>75896643
New photos, good bio and reset account

>>75895990
>it's a numbers game
>dollfaced Italian twinks actually believe this

>>75896972
>he doesn't believe in simple statistics

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/muggles
/Geeja

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>>75897097
>implying science isn't just another religion
Wew, chad.

How's it going with the IRL QT, btw?

>>75897097
I'm not staying around for the black swan

>>75897134
>chad
I wish

I texted her on whatsapp, but she still has to go online. I'm afraid she's not that qt after all and alcohol+darkness fooled me tho

Why are Thai women so perverted, or at least, so open-minded to perverse men? Is it a cultural thing or are they just desperate?

>>75897248
Hum, my main QT has a pretty bad face (depends on the angle and facial expression, so I'm hoping it's not too bad irl), but she's still the only girl I've ever known that can have a nice and interesting convo, so I'll keep her :/

And yeah, she was probably sub-par if she was alone at a party like that ;^)

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>>75897257

sill dont get thai mene

i never get messages and viewers from thai land, all mine are from russia/brazil

Lmao

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=715111404904038400

>>75897356
Because you are from Finland.

Thai girls excursively search for English speaking countries

>>75897356
Message a random Thai woman and ask her how she is doing.

When she asks back, tell her "Just horny" or something like that and see if she rolls with it.

>All these Polish girls learning Hebrew or Yiddish
WTF?

It has stopped me from messaging a few.
That and the curly jew hair.

>>75897344
She had lost her friends!!!

Wait to see her irl before jumping into conclusions. If she's really ugly ugly keep her as a friend and see if she can introduce you to anybody

>>75897579
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>>75895516
Hi :)

>>75897579
Yeah, Stacey's have a tendency of leaving the ugly duck behind ;^)


Yeah, m8, I'm totally going to court some bitch in fucking Siberia just to try and get with her friends.
She's at least a 5.5, maybe a 7 in the best pics, so it's not too bad.
It bothers me more than we're going so slowly than her not having a nice face.

>>75897566
Update: she just viewed me back
Not sure if I want to message her or not.
Will probably ask why she's learning Hebrew to start off.

>>75877999
How old is the average person in this thread?
I'm 18. About to turn 19.

>>75897653
>Siberia
Wait I thought you were talking about irl qts.
If it feels too slow, try to speed up stuff yourself. Is she open to flirting and bants?

>>75897579
https://www.interpals.net/Baby_doll1

can you get her nudes?

>>75897635

Hello

>>75897707
No, m8, you're the only normie in this entire thread.

Hum, I'm autistic so I'm not sure how I would go about flirting.
I haven't banted with her too much, but she doesn't seem to mind.


>>75897708
Looks doable for our Italiano.

>>75894763
i've talked with few portuguese koreaboo qts but they were all serious af

>>75897708
I can try mate
I'll keep you posted

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Tfw have a irl gf

>>75897802
This one is Spanish.
What do you mean by "they were all serious af"?
Were they only looking for a serious relationship or something?

I usually find them a bit uptight about banter and boring af.

>>75897828
Doing God's work son

>>75897695

I'm 25, about to turn 26

Brazilian anon Frank, you're on main page on searching.
You're lucky.

>>75897695
I'm 20 and this month I'll be 21.

>>75897787
Do you guys exchange selfies?
You can flirt starting by that, bantering a little.
Remember, flirting is just a mix of bants and sexual innuendos

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>>75897695
Soon 25

>>75897877

What is that like?

>>75897879
mostly jealousy
i didn't even try to flirt with any of them but they were acting like if we were in relationship or something like that

>>75898134
NOT fun

>>75898014
I don't have a smartphone (seriously considering on getting one, though) so it's hard for me to send her selfies (she has only seen that shitty pic of me), but she has sent me a few body pics and in bed pics.

I think I'll start being more cheeky with her and ask for a few more late night selfies, ty ;)

>>75898152
Yeah, they are a bit retarded.
I guess they jut don't know how online dating works.

>>75897956
>>75898128
H-how long have you been here? I had a NEET gf in highschool who introduced me to /co/ because I had a comic club after school.

>thais flooding my messages
>they all look the same

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>>75897682
Update: Want to tell her she should be gassed, but I already have a warning from the banter with the 3 NL mudslimes :S

Just gonna ignore her.

Brit anon, what are you drinking tonight?

>>75898363
Ask her what it's like to be a religion

>>75898419
Kek, okay. Nothing to loose, I guess.

>>75898186
they just seemed to believe that i'd take them to seoul but the worst are always be asian koreaboo girls they acted like beggars

>>75898255

4chan since 2009. /cp/ since august 2015

>>75898378
It's still 15:22 in our timezone.

It really does piss me off that there's no mobile site of IP. What are they thinking? The website looks very 2007ish.

>>75898378
Шyтoчки шyтить вздyмaл?

Я ceйчac зa гopoдoм, cвязь плoхaя. Haпишy тeбe, кaк бyдy дoмa :)

Does the first bit mean what are you joking about?

>>75898378
Guinness with amaretto

>>75898500
Yeah, I almost feel bad for you, but then I remember you're not white.


>>75898556
>implying he isn't eternally drunk

>>75898595
But there's mobile app.
I actually am used to the website look.

>>75898665
>downloading apps in 2017

I'm used to it too, just a shit UX on phones

>>75898255
I'm new to 4chan...

>>75898608
The first bit says "Are you trying to be funny?"

>>75898186
>she sends you body and bed pics
That's good famingo, don't be a sperg next time she does it, comment and be cheeky

>>75898186
>I don't have a smartphone
How can that be? You're the only person older than 10 I know that doesn't have one

>>75898841
Yeah, I've complimented her looks several times.

Would it be weird to suggest I'd like to be next to her when she sends me a bed pic?


>>75899013
Well, I have a nokia phone that is running Linux, but it's basically useless.

>>75898452
She just asked what I meant. :/

>>75899088
>Would it be weird to suggest I'd like to be next to her when she sends me a bed pic?
No

>>75899088
Wtf Alberto, are you too poor to buy a smartphone or what?

>>75899088
Next time just say
>you know what would look good on you?
>my arm around your belly

>>75899191
I'm not him, but some people just don't use smartphones at all.
I use it all the time, but don't even have contacts there.

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bloody hell love, wanted to keep it light here

>>75899165
>>75899201
Ok, ty :3
I'll try some cheeky joke next time.

>>75899191
>>75899249
^ this, I just have no use for it, except talk to QT's on apps (which I've been using an emulator for, but snap doesn't work and it hogs my cpu).

>>75899250
Fuck, I've asked a few UA QT's about the war there, and they don't seem to want to talk about it.
Shame, cuz I'm interested in it.

Tfw overwhelmed by all these messages
I feel so guilty to ignore them

>>75899652
:•(

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>>75899652

me 0

>Romanian QT messaged me
>she has an American flag in her profile picture

Green card chaser?

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>viewed by a black Koreaboo from London

>>75899819
I feel you brother

>>75899088
Do it, but don't be a sperg about how you do it. Be cheeky and use :) and ;)

>ukrainian QT ask for skype
>immediatly asks me for a call out of nowhere
>cam and all
>my shitty headsets don't work and the mic ends up cutting out quickly

Fuck, kinda happy it cut out, convo was so fucking awkward. Glad I was home alone :S
She wants to talk again tomorrow, though

>>75900026
Yeah, I haven't been too autistic around her.

Drinking already boys

>>75899819
1 now!

>>75900594
where abouts do you live?

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>>75900594
Jealous, tbqh
Still fiddly and a spergy about the skype call.

Thinking it might be the most awkward thing that has ever happened to me.
Fucking language exchange meme.

She was pretty cute, but probably not looking for a relationship. Considering just blocking her.

>>75900661
You even got them on Skype in the first place, practically in

>tfw chileaboos are a thing

>>75900805

Where do they spawn?

>>75900705
No, I'm almost certain she's just looking for the language exchange meme.
She just kept asking about random topics to talk about. It was clear she just wanted to practice her English, and didn't really care about me.


>>75900805
What? Explain.

>>75900649
I'm up North

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>>75899928
>tfw heard this black kid speaking polish in london

https://www.interpals.net/nkrsv
For all of those that like forced memes.

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>>75900917
Slavics, France and somewhere in Latin America. Not that many though. Guess I've met 4 thus far.
>>75900922
I'm obviously exaggerating, but I've met some qts that somehow love Chile or praise him too much.

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>>75901303
Yeah, physical removal does that to QT's ;^)

/jhufilyn

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>girl asks if i want to see a funny picture
>sends me pictures of beijing bikinis, which is apparently some fad where people roll up their shirts

>>75901463
she still gets more messages than you :^)

>>75901485
Is she Korean?

>>75901725
네.

Irl qt stopped replying after 30 minutes of instant replying
she's just busy even tho she logs on, r-right?

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>Vietnam girl drops me for a month
>Wake up to see a message from her
>"I just broke up with my boyfriend lol"

No green card for me, gook.

>>75901901
Yes, see >>75899652

>>75902027
I doubt she has that many messages tbqh famalam

>>75902140
Who said she was the one receiving? ;^)

Hourly update on irl qt?

>>75901949
Nudes? Nudes? Nudes?

>>75902604
No reply from her yet :(

>>75900594
Me too

>>75902914
Looks like you weren't the only one that was a bit tipsy yesterday ;^)

Do you know her name at least?
If so, you can stalk her school on FB to try and find her profile (it's actually pretty easy).

>want a French qt

>get Belorussian and Turkish qts instead

I'll settle for them I suppose

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>>75895990
>It's a number's game
True. More people here need to realize that

>>75897566
Interesting, never noticed it. There used to be a lot of jews in poland before they ''disappeared'' in ww2. Any particular profiles so I can look at the shape of their skulls?

>>75900594
I need to stock up

>>75903419
>>It's a number's game
>True. More people here need to realize that

Maybe if the game is how many numbers can I piss off and have them block me...

>>75903419
Their heads seem to be pretty European, but I keep finding Polish girls with that really curly raven hair or some other Jewish feature (usually Hebrew or Yiddish, haven't found one with a ridiculous jew nose yet).

Polish QT's are cool, but all these jews get me worried, it's like a minefield.

>>75903538
https://www.interpals.net/AnetaGlam
That's the most recent one.

I guess her skull is a bit rounder than usual, but it doesn't stand out that much.
She does have a pretty ugly nose and chin, though.

>>75903397
French qt want korean "man"

>>75903419
What do you drunk?

>>75903714
Yup, France is the worst offender when it comes to koreaboos

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>Seoul, South Korea
>Online 38 minutes ago
>don't try to flirt to me unless you have Ryan gosling's voice and accents - updated May 29

redpill me on austrian/german girls

>>75903894
>Germans
Self-centered, short responses, and many more...
Don't go for them, the same applies to Scandinavians.
But each girl is not equal to others.

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>>75903589
Seems slavic to me. But in general, I wouldn't be surprised if there were still legitimate jews in poland learning the language in order to relocate to Israel

>>75903752
Just some local light beer. You?

>>75903894
German girls are a waste of time but in my limited experience austrian ones are a bit better because the country is less cucked

>>75904010
oh, i know. but yeah, european girls seem to generally be like that. sucks i guess

now just out of curiosity what are american shaneequas like?

did anyone here ever talk to one?

>>75904060
I don't remember the last time I got a response from an American girl...

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>>75904010
>short responses,
better than no responses

Am I doing something wrong or is it impossible to search syrian females on IP?

>>75904029
Local beers mainly too, gonna enjoy a gin and tonic tonight though

>>75904438
Have a beer lad

What's with dudes going on pretty girls' profiles and commenting shit like "i love your jeans" or "i love your jacket" but never adressing the girl herself

I even saw some jap commenting "nice plants" on a girl's picture when she was in a random garden

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>>75901424
Based Portubro

>>75904458
Why not both?

>>75904477
Retards.
Never comment on pictures.

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>>75904477
Everyone compliments girls and it becomes meaningless so those guys figure out they need to say something else - but seeing as they don't have an ounce of originality, they end up saying pathetic shit like that

>>75904477
You have to stand out, you know ;))

>>75903834
Really good luck finding my profile

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>>75904571
It's not good to mix your drinks

got this grim girl that I could possibly get nudes from lads, should I bother?

>>75905087
Yes, you moran.

>>75903008
She said she didn't drink, np mate I got this

>>75904972
Hmmm

>>75905097
not sure how to go about it Tbh

Anyone got any big tiddies accounts?

>>75905184
Flirt and keep going. Then just ask.
If she wants to show, she will.
If she doesn't, she will tell.
If she is hesistant, she wants, but is just slow in the head, so give mild pressure.

>>75905220
KAO_FANG_

>>75905314
That was disgusting, but I'm a nice guy and will respond with this

interpals.net/diet_coke

Scandinavians are nothing but huge sluts.

Had a normal conversation with this one, after some days she blocks me.

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>>75905623
Forgot pic

>>75905314
She never responded to me, fuck this bitch.
>>75905382
>Last online 10 days ago

She's dead, jim.

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>>75905669

>>75905669
I talk to her on Skype :^)