Culture Pals /cp/ generation Summer

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1st for 10 wievers 1 message

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first for going to make it

3rd for blocking qts when they start talking about meeting up.

>>75906430
first for NEVER making it

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I've literally put no effort into this girl. she asked for my number and just messaged me on WhatsApp and said this

>>75906494
Green card chaser alert.

Found the photos of the girl

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/69901199/#69962759

sadly can't open them, anyone in their possession would do us a favor posting them

>>75906419
updated

>>75906551
I've never heard of green card chasers offering to pay their own way to the United States,

Green card chasers usually want the men to pay for everything.

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>>75906551

Very likely. I'm not going to innaRelationship with her, but I'm going to enjoy this while I can

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>75906557
Yeah those are the photos that I remember.

Pretty nice body, hope someone saved them.

>>75906618
WEW

So lads I just made an account.

What's the best way to reel in qt's without script?

Visiting as many profiles as possible? Messaging as many qt's as possible?

What's your techniques?

>>75906712

I'm curious if she'll get what I said ;)

I messaged her 9 months ago, and she only started messaging me back his past week. I don't care whichever way this goes. So I'm just going to do phrasing every chance I get on her broken English

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>>75906782
>What's the best way to reel in qt's without script?

be pretty

>>75906782
Just bee yourself

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>>75906782
You will have to delete your profile, lad. Too many portuguese posters already

>>75906782
it's a numbers game

keep throwing shit at the wall and something will stick

>>75906915
There will be 4 portuguese posters.

>>75906833
:/

>>75906915
Rude tbqh

>>75906921
Just like irl then. Thanks m8.

>tfw so many messages I'm scared to log in

>>75906270
>>75906280
What do you mean she's a scam account? the girl is real, regardless

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>>75906782
Messaging European qt's with a somewhat unique first message tends to get me a 70%ish response rate and I'm a pretty unattractive guy.

I usually just ask them about something from their profile or "What countries are you interested in visiting?"

I got really drunk one night and didn't give a fuck so I started mass sending "Tell me a good joke" messages to girls and ended up with a 50/50 response rate, So you can try that to if you want to be more "Direct".

Also almost all of these girls are open for flirting, Even the ones with boyfriends.

I've never had a girl tell me to stop flirting with them or reacted negatively to it, you just gotta flirt with them when the time is right, don't be like those Turks who flirt with girls before they even get them hot.

>>75907112
She's not real anon.
There's a website exposing "her".

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She didnt notice the lewd

i'm talking to a qt that writes with this spacing, IT FUCKING TRIGGERS ME. how do these people exist?

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>>75907160
Good advice. Thanks lad.

>>75907171
The photos are of a real girl that is :)
link the website Barbosa

wut this shit corrects itself, well she uses double space between words

>>75906833
You're my qt pretty bear :333

>>75906782
Just script and message first
It'll take some tries, but you can do it

>>75907296
If she talked to you all of a sudden JUST for that she most likely needs a place to stay in Florida with some friends anon

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>>75907296
Most non native english speakers would miss that

>>75907296
You didn't noticed the lewds

>>75907296
I think she did lad

>>75907389

Perhaps

>>75907396

I remember this happened with my past Italian.

>her "you know.. you seem like you're cunning"
>me "well, you're going to be cumming"
>her "ahahahaha oh? Now tell me, explain to me, a poor Italian girl, what this word "cumming" means. It sounds.. interesting ;)"

>>75907415
>>75907440
>who will do it first
Deve ser algo do português, pq os outros gringos tb n perceberam

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>>75907440

It's funny reading it out of context lol

>>75907522
just get the nudes for us ffs

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>girl asks for my whatsapp
>tell her I don't have whatsapp, ask for her skype
>she tells me and I add her, and I send a message saying it's me
>pic related

Guys
I didn't type that
What the fuck

>>75906617
It's because she's Czech and Czech girls like to pay for everything themselves

>>75907736
>Women who like to pay for themselves

brb moving to Czechsoslovakia

>>75907792
>brb moving to Czechsoslovakia
M8, you're a bit late for that ;^)

>>75907700

I'm not good at that, but if I do I'll deliver

>>75906557
Lmao you actually went looking for them?
>>75907792
My gf doesn't like when I pay for her and won't let me buy her anything that's too expensive. They aren't all like this though but a lot of them are.

>>75907708
Lmao you got yourself a virus.

>>75907522
Just be straightforward and ask for the goods

>>75906557
They work on this site

https://yuki.la/int/69901199

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can you see from somewhere what profiles you have clicked already on

>>75906557
>>75908095
who is this?

>>75908198
no

>>75908219
ah its diet_coke, i'd recognize those pepperoni nipples anywhere

>>75908198
Click your profile and on the bottom right side, you should see "You recently viewed" section.
It's kind of bugged though so it's not accurate.

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Does anybody else get these requests too?
Not the first time being asked.
What do they really want?

>some slag I'm trying to pry nudes off of asks for my facebook

lmao cheeky cunt

>>75908261
I had forgotten about her. I remember people used to post her nudes all the time.

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>russian qt calls you daddy
IT'S MORE COMMON THAN I THOUGHT

>>75908376
It's a scammer trick.

Scammers are being requested to post proof of themselves so the victims ask them to hold up a sign or something.

So basically they are trying to trick people that fit their "look" to produce a picture for them so they can take it back to their victims.

I hope I explained that well enough.

>>75908376
assuming you're the female poster they might want you to prove that your real

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>>75908485
>tfw only in 5 years qts can call me daddy.

>>75908539
Interesting. Where have you heard of this? I tried to search on Google but no results. Is this common?

>>75908592
How come?
I'm only 20 and she's my age. But I didn't expect this, although I knew she liked me, but this gives things an interesting twist. Plus she isn't the type, but that makes it even better.

do actual non-mentally insane grills use this website?

>got messaged by 4 different gambians in a row
what the fuck man

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>>75908376
this might be bit related

>>75908767
Oh, I thought that you were more old.

>>75908782
>flag
they're looking for that passport boiii

>>75908801
I think it might even be the same people.
>selebrates

I wonder where all the pictures go if you end up sending them.

>>75908844
Not at all, I'm just relatively tall and have masc features, but groomed enough to pass as older, but better looking. And chest hair, deep voice and big hands and other things that these kind of girls notice. I used to think it is weird, but it makes my pee pee hard when they call me daddy, it's basically them telling me they want me in charge. Have you had any sub girls?

absolute whammers

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=720291353931726848

>>75908761
Just from reading Nigerian scammer stories years ago.

>>75908095
thanks man
great ass, but face is meh, and nipples are, well, you know

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>>75908895
>>selebrates

didnt even notice that, good spotting

mysterious

>>75908933
BABY WANT MILKY

>>75906494
You should go to Prague desu.

Had 2 gfs that knew about each other and didn't even get (that) jealous about it.

>>75908909
Nope, still haven't found any.

>>75909087
From experience most girls are sub, so do you try to be dominant in lewd convos? It usually works most of the times tbqh.

Whoever has messages of me, RESPOND PLEASE.

when you want nudes do you literally just say 'send nudes' or do you have to be more subtle?

>>75909186
say "let me see your mammaries"

>>75909186
You say, "I'd like to see your sexual organs so I might stroke my penis in order to have an orgasm while thinking about inserting my sexual organ in your sexual organ, if you know what I mean wink wink ;););):)));))))". Works 99% time.

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>>75909219
>>75909272

>>75909272
This just might work if you guys both have a mutual sense of humor and close enough.

>>75909118
I haven't had any good conversations in some time.
It's either short responses or they don't view messages.
But there is this Borat girl that probably it could work that.

The problem is that she has 50 friends there.

>>75909304
>>75909361
It might lmao, but the real approach is to get a girl horny and then ask her to show something specific in relation to your dirty talk, like if you talk about fucking her, ask to see her ass, etc. JUst make it feel natural and not just "omg lewds?".
>>75909380
That's ok, any guy that adds a girl as a friend on IP ( lol ) most likely is stuck as just that. Does she like you lad? Even if a girl is sub she might not even be into the whole daddy thing, but it still feels nice hearing them say that you can do anything you like and so on. It depends on your sexuality too, if you feel dom, you can probably do it.

last for tfw no irl qt

Wew

This Czech girl is hot.. no lewds. But she's /fit/

>>75908387
well not really nudes, if never seen her pussy or asshole

>>75910139
Well, mind posting what you got?

>>75910044
Update?

>>75910254
I think I'll just have to text her again in a couple days and go straight to the point before the chitchat makes me lose momentum

>>75910376
>before the chitchat makes me lose momentum
>implying there's any momentum to be lost
Well, okay, chad.

Polish qt
https://www.interpals.net/Lynky

>>75910139
Most of the girls here are really hot
>>75910142
Good point but she's probably a roastie like most IP sluts plus after seeing those nipples I don't think anyone wanted to see the rest lmao

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FIRST MY PROFILE IS A KILLERS PROFILE AND NOW PEOPLE ARE MAKING FUN OF MY LIPS. BY A GAY BLACK NO LESS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm going to get a early night. See you guys tomorrow.

>>75910466
You made me lose 10 seconds, fuck you.
>>75910663
Sleep tight baby

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>>75910663
Goodnight

>>75910663
good night bby

>>75910606
Send him scat.

>>75910858
:)

>>75910972
Scat will do nothing, he looks at it in the mirror every morning no doubt

>>75910606
be my bf plz

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>>75909150
Kimchi and Potatoes, just GO READ my message.

I'M sorry for not responding right after your messages.

Is this real or fake?

https://www.interpals.net/Mocha_Creme

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>>75911535
I don't know.

>>75911698
She called me a special snowflake and blocked me. I never viewed her or interacted with her. :^)

>>75911282
ok

i found the qt:st grill ever but i dont have interpal account to message her ;_;

>>75911535
I've seen God and she is a black woman!

>>75912230
I'll message her for you.

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>>75912230
1.make account
2. add me as inter pal
3. message them

lads I'm still curious about this

>>75907339
>>75907112

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>Russian qt wants me to choke and slap her during our sexy times

>>75912619
Sounds pretty hot.

>tfw no submissive QT

>>75912966
She's a big cocktease and refuses to give up pictures, just wants to sext about how i will dominate her in bed.

>>75912619
are you handsome

>>75913056
Have you shared your own nudes first?


Most submissive girls are kind of shy, that's a good thing.

>hi :) do you have interest in learning bahasa

>>75913101
Chubby guy, pushing 30, so no.

she's 18 so maybe she has daddy issues or something?

>>75913238
Yeah, maybe I'll just toss a lewd picture at her and see how she reacts.

I don't want to go full pickle yet and scare her off.

reporting back from yesterday:
nop I can't get anywhere close to getting numbers by playing as beta and needy, got one friend tho.

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>>75911535
did it go over her head?

Secured the snapchat lads

Just cannot be fucked to graft for nudes though she's so grim. Fucks sake

>>75913581
Not offensive enough, just call her a nig nog

Korean USA, check my message if you're here.

>>75913581
Call her Harambe

I have a feeling that my English is getting worse because of the qt conversations

>>75914166
Sometimes it happens to me too.

>>75914093
>responds to a moor
>blocks fellow american man
Why

>>75914227
Do you even know what you're talking about?
If you know that this was not for you, why do you even responded?

>qt calling me her son

I'm not sure about how should I feel.

>>75914211
The worst thing about it is, you are forced to use bad English as well to be understandable

>>75914322
because that's my future qt

>>75914328
What are your ages?

>>75914371
No, it's not.

>>75914328
>Not mommy roleplaying with your milf qt

BABY WANT FUCK

Wouldn't mind sucking this German milk
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=713519278235762688&uid=601092185659899904&aid=601092587763630080

>>75914605
>Young
>Nice Milky tits
>Sounds relatively innocent

Nice

>>75914417
We're both 20

>>75914476
I'm kinda roleplaying, but not mom and son, you fucking psycho

Good night lads, I'll wake up tomorrow morning without a Russian gf

>Don't message my Indonesian qt for one day
>She flips her shit

Why are all Asian girls so clingy?

Are Russian girls only so nice because they're desperate? They seem to be able to take a joke and banter much better than others

>>75914866
>We're both 20
Damm, that's pretty weird, then.


>>75915105
They seem to not suffer from the Princess complex as much.

>>75914841
She is not innocent. ALL German girls are brainwashed. Just look at her friends list

>>75915448
I asked her if it would be weird if a girl called a guy by dad ir daddy.
Still waiting for message.

>>75914871
Same, but I'd rather not wake up at all.
Sweet dreams Ivan.

>>75915616
First time I see a frenchie here.
Hi :3

>>75915616
Hopefully Russia will invade your shitskin-infested country together with the UK and Germany
Rien contre toi senpai, c'est pas ta faute

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Some guy wants me to find cuties for him

>>75915875
i'd ask you the same. Who doesnt want a qt irish gf?

>>75915573
I messaged her she hasn't replied either, she needs to reply because I want THEM JUGS.

>>75915875
https://www.google.com/search?q=potatoes&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiR_bvsqLTUAhUQ8GMKHTRuBX8Q_AUIBigB&biw=1600&bih=794

give him this link

>>75915917
I want them too.
Just imagine her squeezing them tiddies inside my mouth.
Mhhhhh... Uma delícia.

>>75915875
Send him a Trap.

>>75916038
All my qt's have small breasts so I want one with big breasts.

I'm still staying away from fatties though, fuck them, I don't need to be seen with a fatty.

>>75914605
Jesus Christ everyone's standards on here are so low

>>75916090
She responded saying that it would be weird.

>>75916118
Post a what is a 8-9/10 in your opinion

>>75916161
She read my message but hasn't replied yet.

>>75916166
I don't want to post anyone I talk to so I'll have to look for a little.

>>75916199
>yet

Is this Bane with his mask?
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=640867820350996480&uid=638093345788620800&aid=638099495305183233

>>75916166
/baananarepublic

>>75916209
Then make a screenshot

>>75916261
solid 8

>>75915190
Whatever please her

>>75916261

I message with her a bit but she stopped replying after a while..

>>75916261
>/baananarepublic
7-8, closer to seven

>>75916348
Well, she would have to compensate in some other area for me, I ain't no sub.

>>75916245
She just replied, suck it,

>>75916546
>suck it
You wish ;^)

Was it a worthwhile reply, at least?
Or was it just a one word uninterested reply?

>>75916546
What she said?

>>75916342
>>75916399
>>75916448
/AnastasiaK
/Caroline2711
/Magxo
/Jeghetereline
/gretu-x

>>75916597
I used one of my generic lines and she seemed to bite the bait pretty well so I don't know if it will last or not.

I'm pretty drunk so I'm trying not to fuck things up.

>>75916664
Disappointing bodies.
Okay, but not great faces.

Solid 8's all around.

>>75916688
What was the line, senpai?

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Why are Russian girls such coalburners?

>>75916787
Say
>would you like to paint my body black?

>>75916817
But I am already black

>>75916837
So, say
>would you like to watch me live?

>>75916448
>Well, she would have to compensate in some other area for me, I ain't no sub.

I'm ok about being sub, to be honest, i just wouldn't like to be buttfucked

>>75916787
I guess you've never been in Russia nor interacted much with Slavic girls overall, which is fine I guess if you're black or brown

>>75916787
when I made a nigger catfish profile it was Slavs who were the most into my BBC, no joke

>>75916787
>he doesn't enjoy BLACKED

Are you gay?

>>75916909
She has a boyfriend and kind of denies my advances
>>75916942
>>75917038
Well I never figured Slavs were into black guys, I think the perception here in America is that Russia and Eastern Europe is a very racist place.

Maybe I read too much stormfront about chasing black guys around in Moscow.

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>tfw Slav qt has nice tits but ugly face.

>>75917196
her face isn't that bad

she looks like a Germanic rape baby actually lel

>>75916787
W E W
E
W

>>75917397
She's a prude though, doesn't have a boyfriend because her "Expectations" are too high.

A tough nut to crack but I'll work on it.

>>75917504
why would you even want to if she looks like that?

>>75917550
She's not that bad, turn the lights off in the bedroom and she's a supermodel bro.

>>75917645
no.. this is a supermodel
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=719946308321984512

>>75917504
what kind of expectations does she have?

>new QT near me
>empty profile, so no idea what to ask her
Shit, how does one start a convo like this?

>>75917699
I didn't ask her but I assume she wants a guy with a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.

>>75917792
"What do your armpits smell like"

Is this a qt?
https://www.interpals.net/jameela99

>>75917852
if she lost weight, got rid of the headscarf, wore makeup and plucked her eyebrows she might be

>>75916664
long doggo face 6/10
brickfishface 7/10
solid qt 8/10
mastermind but qt 8/10
just qt 8/10

>>75917852
W E W
E
W

>mehmet, my son

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>>75917826
T-thanks.

>>75917852
She actually messaged me and we talked and then she started going on and on about being hungry because of RAMADAN.

Boring.

>>75917792
She just updated her profile and she's boring af.
Literally nothing about her interests me, apart from her sex and location.

Pray for me, lads. I'm autistic at starting convos with boring QT's.

>>75917991
meant for
>>75917852

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>>75911535
She just viewed me back.

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Should i ask to see it?

>>75918605
That's my new fetish.

I'll roll until I get quads if you get them for me ;^)

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>>75918605
>No lips

>>75918605
>no lips
>nice blowjob

>>75918230
Welp, I was about to message her, but she uploaded a pic and is 2ugly4me.

>>75918682
Let me see her.

>>75918682
bost bls

>>75918605

Will get janny to ban you if you don't.

>getting ass pics from a "str8" boy

Holy fuck, I'm hard

>>75918727
>>75918769
https://www.interpals.net/Life_racer1
2jewish4me

Also looks boring af

>>75918793
ai, ai, que paneleiro do crl

Anyway, what's a catfish?

>>75918806
yeah looks shit
would still do

>>75918793
I ended up sexting with two gay guys on Interpals, I feel bad.

Didn't get any boy pussy pictures though.

>>75918806
És de Viana? Qmd.

>>75918910
Nope, sou da Invicta.

>>75918634
>>75918660
>>75918678
>>75918773
i first asked what disease it is. im thinking she might be playin' so i gotta go slow

I want to delete my profile but have good friends here.

>>75918806
>ai, ai, que paneleiro do crl
?
Não são pics suas não, pode ficar tranquilo

>>75918857
Thats why I won't fap to this pics, if I cum over something like that I'd cry

>>75918944
She probably doesn't want to talk about it, lad.
Just play her normally, she'll eventually show it.

Or just hope she's open about it and willing to show it if you keep asking about it, idk.


>>75918982
Para de projetar :^)

>>75919006
i only wanted to meme, i have no desire to get to know her

>>75919006
>Para de projetar :^)
Projetar o que? Você me chamou de paneleiro pq eu falei que estou vendo um rabinho hétero

Não pode ficar feliz por mim?

ivan forbids you to have russian qts
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=719168832251002880

>>75919086
>tava so duro a ver o cu de outro gajo
>mas ele é hétero, por isso, no homo
Ai, ca puta de louco que tu és.


>>75919061
She has nice eyes and is probably easy to win over, but k. At least you can be confident she won't cheat on you easily.
Do as you like.


>>75919150
Gopnik af.
She's probably on IP to find something better ;^)

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Shes tryin

>>75919187
Welp, I guess you made your decision there.

Was expecting more baneposting, but k.

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>>75919187
she just replied that it was worse, i asked to see, and now she told me to go away :((

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>>75919284

>>75919185
Por isso deixei hétero entre aspas, burrão

>>75919284
How can it be worse than that picture in your messageE? Is her fucking mouth destroyed and she just has a gaping hole where her mouth should be?

If so then blowjobs should be great, give you a slobjob.

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>>75919377
i have a feeling she was memeing and i caught her bluff

>>75919284
>>75919187
You did it, you're worse than most cunts on this site

White people...

>>75919336
Só tava a dizer que isso é gay, calma.


>>75919377
Cosmetic surgery now a days is pretty good, she probably has a normal mouth shape, but with crooked or no lips.

return to interpals this summer yes or no? have missed it quite a bit, although that means i'll have to take more autistic pictures of myself in the woods

>>75919510
yes

>>75919510
no

>>75919510
maybe

lmao just got catfished by a 27yo russian woman after that we called on whatsapp for like 10 mins

>>75919752
explain

>>75919752
Story

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>>75919657
>>75919723
>>75919747
really made me think

>>75919768
>>75919810
>boring night
>get on my old fake chad acc
>check this russian slut
>get number in 5 msgs
>she asks for call, I obviously refuse
>send fake pic of abs, she sends of boobs
>send dick pic
>she says she knows im fake and tells me open cam
>"eh ok" we call, she tells me the boob vid was fake
>I tell her it as actually my dick, she compliments me
>she tells me she catfishes men every night, she loves to make them horny and then deletes them
>we banter and get to know each other for 10mins, her net is shit so we end call
>she sends me a vid of her dancing as compensation
thats all desu kek, fun night
won't show vid because she's wearing the same on her pic on ip

>>75920083
She sounds crazy.
Ask her about the price of one way tickets from Siberia to Portugal ;^)

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Me Sad

Why do Canadian men all look the same?

>>75920235
why

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>>75920354
I-I can't say.
Okay I'll say... A girl from here only saw my giant text.

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>>75920433
life is fuck life

>>75920433
>here
What do you mean "here"?
Was it the Korean?

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>>75920464
y-yes.
*sniff sniff*

Just doing a little shitpost. But it's a trye story

>>75920461
I know finnbro.
Life is hard.

>>75920540
she's talking to me

>>75920549
no me

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>>75920549
It's time to shut down my brain

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>>75920540
Hope you learnt your lesson, never go after the Asian jew!

>>75920655
Chinese are the Jews of Asia though

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>>75920655
Don't say mean things anon.

>>75920589
korean poster only talks to interesting people
shes also claimed by a cp bro. dont waste your time

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>>75920685
The Koreans have shown themselves to be much better at deceiving and derailing the European youth, though.


>>75920711
D-desculpa, só queria usar este Zyklon B que tenho aqui guardado, que nem o anon que tem 10 litros de vinho na cave ;_;

>>75914093
Post Korean's profile

>>75920754
No

If this post gets 5 different flags replying to it I will post nudes of a girl

>>75920784
Sure, why not?

>>75920784
Hi bby

>>75920743
Eu dou o Anon do vinho, hoje a minha avó deu 5 litros de vinho caseiro.

>>75920784
Btw I'm greek

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>>75920784

>>75920828
Ah, bom pra ti.
Hj uns otarios andaram a explodir fogo de artificio aqui em Matosinhos.
3º vez esta semana, se n me engano.

>>75920784
yo soy español siñor

>>75920889
Aqui onde estou também rebentaram.
Pelo que parece existe festa este fim de semana.
A polícia sabe disso?

>>75920784
lets go bebe

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>>75920784
go on

>>75920784
5 for Brazil zil zil

>>75920942
N sei.
Acho que um foi para o dia de Camões.
Os outros, suponho que sejam por causa do Nos Primavera Sound, mas n tenho a certeza.

É merda pequena, nada assim espetacular, por isso n irrita muito, só achei estranho.

Tou a estranhar que n ouça o festival ,btw.
Normalmente ouvesse perfeitamente a musica (tou muito proximo do parque da cidade), mas deste n ouço. Pelo menos isso.

>>75920784
Here
http://imgur.com/a/mauc9

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>all the swedish, norwegian, danish, finnish nordic koreaboo grills have some mudslime and nigger classmates

>>75921109
Where's she from? India?
Tell her to clean off the poo stain in her right foot, btw.

>>75921109
What country?

>>75921109
She's sudaca, right?

>>75921109
Fugg pretty hot

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These threads have taught me to trust nobody not even myself

>>75921297
This

>>75921297
Not always.
You can trust me, I can't even hurt a fly.

>>75920742
is this true?

3 views today boyyssss

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>>75921425
>You can trust me
This sounds like something someone untrustworthy would say

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>>75921497
0 view 0 message

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>>75921497
5 views

>>75921511
Not true.
I consider myself one of the nicest persons on earth.
To bad that no one wants me.

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How do I get nudes seriously? what shall I reply with?

>>75921513
*views*
*hugs*

>>75921556
*views*
*hugs*

>>75921569
*boops ur pussi*

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opening message
has this ever worked for any of you

>>75921569
Just agree and do what she says, looks like she wants to be in the driver seat.

>>75921569
>avatar that isnt her face
FAT
OR UGLY
OR BOTH

>>75921588
ps say this

>>75921622
Yeah no shit shes a 50 year old Asian.

>>75921650
that tfw when no 50 asia momfu that will send boobies

>>75921611
Are you a grill?
And I've never tried it.

>>75921676
shes asking me if I have a gf

>>75921611
Not with me. I never asked for lewd things.

Greetings Johannsanne, top of the day and the weekend to you! Read your profi and within it believe there is the potential to come to know and grow in my knowledge of another. As well to possibly share at least a 'piece of me.' Perhaps if after reading my prof, you might in some way discover the same in regard to me, I would enjoy the potential to correspond embark on a journey of exploration and growth.
~Respect

>>75921569
Say you wouldn't mind her company, and then ask her for her snap or something like that.

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>tfw QT's are asleep

>>75921707
yes
i was gonna just not respond but i want to fuck around with it. give response ideas pls

>>75921752
"yes you first"
and when he sends a picture say "ew nvm"

>>75921776
...dude i think i just freaking pissed my pants

>>75921776
kek, gonna do that
it's very obviously a fake chad profile too

>>75921800
huh
I didnt think it was that funny
go to a doctor

>>75921752
Post profile, also say "Nice feet are my weakness ;))"

>>75921822
Butt it was funny

>>75921776
This.
Or when he sends a pic of his dick, send a picture of a bigger one.

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he's offline now, will report back when he responds

>>75921816
it was me btw I told you that you would regret viewing my profile

>>75921822
a doctor would send me away again..

I demand a new thread

>>75921869
That's clearly some virgin Portuguese that emigrated to France and is now trying to catchfish QT's with his cousins pics.

Another Portuguese anon should contact him and tell him about this thread (I have male blockeds).

Is anyone making the new thread or should I

>>75922092
Do it

>>75922092
you do

New
>>75922155