Culture Pals - /cp/

First for qt European bf when

update: still no heart attack

friday niiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!! yeahhhhhhhh!!!!!! woooooo!!!!!!!!!! just kidding

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update
-16 viewers
-3 messages

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johnnom edition, nice

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>tfw the far right British nationalists are combining with the Tories
Everything turned out better than expected

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4nd for coalburner genocide

>>75858442
you can do it!!

>>75858476
Where is she from?

I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL I WANNA FEEL LIKE I FEEL WHEN I'M ASLEEP
SLEEP
SLEEP
SLEEP

ayyyy, CAN YOU EVEN COMPETE??

https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=717692761060589568&uid=701018315180654592&aid=701018318267662336

n for that feeling

>>75858442
Are you scripting?

>>75858803
I'm high on soda

>>75858591
United States of USA

can I get a poor baltic/slavic gf using this site?

>>75858880
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes* HAHAHASHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>75858803
not

>>75858880
lmao

>>75859006
Why not?

>>75859120
its doesnt seem worth it

>>75858795
How can I compete?

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>cute Borat girl sees my profile 2 times
>message her
>views message and doesn't respond
>sees my profile again
Why? Why?

>>75859540
It's good, you should try, seriously

Why are these girls always asking me if I like spicy food? Is it some sort of test?

>>75859923
Is it the new "Russian" Borat girl?
She ignored me too >:c

>>75859923
Check your message restrictions?

>>75859996
If you can't handle spicy food you can't aren't bf material.

my heart is beating too fast rate

>>75860021
Shit, is Kazakhstan in Asia?

>hi
Why do you think I would reply to that?

SOMEONE MAKE SCRIPT FOR OKCUPID PLEASE

>>75860102
Yes, please. But without the turkroach asking.

>>75860021
I don't block any country or any age.

>>75860056
Yes.

>>75860004
Your has south park on favorite shows?

>>75860039
But my fragile British taste buds can't handle the heat of paki food

>>75860132
>Your has south park on favorite shows?
No, she's 16, not 13 ;^)

>>75860192
Mine is 18
Even me that I'm 21,I love the show
>implying that south park is for kids
>not enjoying their smart jokes

>>75860171
If you can't handle spicy paki food then you can't handle spicy paki pucci. Better luck next time dumdum.

>>75860267
>implying their "smart jokes" aren't the kind of stuff 13 yr olds love

>>75860080
Are you a fucking whore or what?
Just be kind and have a good convo

>>75860276
Wouldn't touch paki anything with a 10 foot pole

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>it's been almost two years and I'm here again

>>75860483
I wanna see this orange ding a ling.

/natsuwa

She views me everyday, but I'm 19

Wtf is she expecting?

>>75860483
Are you the guy that gave coupons to parents of russian qt?

Want a wank

>>75860539
>>75860665
guise cmon, I'm not johnno.

>>75860741
same

>>75860483
i remember this

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>>75857669
No I am not
that's why i tried to make fake chad profile again, to get her to send me some
but they deleted it so i gave up

>>75860665
What is this currency - "coupons"?

>>75860762
At the same time though I'm really not feeling it, is my penis broken?

Real life QT approaches me on public transport and offers to share a packet of biscuits with me for some reason. Usually everyone ignores me on public transport and they would rather stand up rather than sit next to me.

Because I'm shy I whisper "No, thankyou" and she says "Ok, I thought it would offer you some because I'm having some".

I let out a slight smirk and try and avoid eye contact. I spend around 45 minutes staring at my feet and sweating uncontrollably I then go home and talk to girls from Thailand in broken google translate English for hours.

>>75861012
This is the cuck poster, isn't it?

>>75861012
get a grip ffs

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>>75861012

>>75861012
Truly embarrassing

>>75861012
That's really sad

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>>75861012

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>>75861012
Iktf


>>75860838
It was some portuguese guy that had a russian gf and he gave coupons to see some "quinta".
Her parents thought that he was kind of rich for affording the coupons (they were free)

Bored of talking to this bitch so I'm being lewd as fuck until she either gives the nudes or blocks me

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>try to talk about political philosophy with polish girl
>she does this

smfh

I got her number anyway but I don't think I'll drive to poland to get sex

>>75861699
>expecting women to be able to hold an intelligent conversation on anything
Wew lad

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>>75861755
Some are alright

>>75861649
Nice.

Is it just me or do all the Tugas have ruskie QT's?

what is this?
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=719533274318929920&uid=710306589782474752&aid=710306592609435648

>>75861699
>he believes socrates existed

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>>75861965

>>75861965
>what is this?
The reason we should ban hair-dyes ;^)

>>75861937
I used to have but she wanted a "break" from internet.
I've heard that Poland and Russia like Portugal and Spain.
Being a Spaniard here it's must be amazing.

>>75861965
Just got cancer in my eyes

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>summer has arrived
>qts start talking about coming here
>le social anxiety meme

Time to delete my account, I guess.

>>75862102
The need to take back Olivença and Galiza increments a little bit every time I see a girl learning Spanish >:c

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why so many portugalians?

>>75861699
>>75861809
autism

Not gonna lie just unleashed a sizable load on camera with my qt

>>75862264
>check flag
Glad to see another one here.

>>75862264
all the cute local girls move to the first world

>>75862349
Did you lick it?

>>75862349
hot

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Why do girls want me to go straight to whatsapp? I just want inter pal

>>75862209
Do not do it.
Imagine all those brits, germans and nordic girls coming to Algarve just to see a real man.

>>75862264
We don't like our girls
Princess disease


>>75862406
Keked
But that's not the case.
They even want more to stay at Portugal.

>>75862511
oh can you send some here then

>>75862430
I did not

>>75862499
They want to talk to you more openly.
And not having the possibility of the website being off.

>>75862546
The ones that go to Netherlands and house builders and painters (?)

>>75862511
A real man doesn't suffer from le social anxiety meme. I feel nervous by just thinking they want to meet up with me (some have talked about that). I signed up on this site to talk to people so I could train for real life, it didn't help.

>>75862656
Everyone suffers from social anxiety to some degree. It's up to you to control it ;^)

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Noice edition
I've been around since 2015

>>75862499
Why did you censor your name?

>>75862656
>>75862746 This
I have too, my throat closes when I'm talking to people.
But now I'm trying to change that.
Is up to you to do it.

>>75862760
Is your pic something related with scarf?

I don't even know how you can all get "qts", i tried for over a fucking month, messaged +100 girls, and received like 40 answers, which led me to absolutely nothing, because either they would stop replying after 3/4 messages or i would stop replying because it wasn't going anywhere and they had absolutely no conversation and were giving me two words answers. It's not only about this website, it's about that dating game shit in general. That garbage is an absolute waste of time. I used to feel bad for paying prostitutes because i'm a 22 years old "KHV", but it was actually totally worth it, how can males waste so much time into this shit ? Don't males have better things to do ? Because i do. Furthermore, how can some guys be proud of being a "player" ? I'm trying to be realistic, ok i'm hideous, but at the end of the day i am /fit/ like CR7, aka the type of body that women love, and i have a better style than 70% of males, so it can't be just me. Is this the final redpill ? Having to spend a LOT of time on women, having to fail 90% of the time to finally get a relationship or just find a whore for casual sex ? I used to feel bad because i never had a girlfriend, but now i realize that it's less pathetic to focus on my own projects and not having a girlfriend, instead of spending all my energy on this stupid shit.

Sorry for the blogpost.

>>75862877
We need to add these new copypastas to the pastebin, desu.

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>>75862823
maybe?

>>75862924
Probably know who you are.
If you're a blonde girl, yes I know you.

>Been here since 2014
>Still no Russian gf

>>75863017
How's the Moscow QT going?
Met her irl yet?

>>75863017
Try Thailand

>>75862877
Are you the Romanian kid flagspoofing?

>>75862809
because I need to be a secret

>>75863054
I was going to go to Moscow for something work related but that fell through. She's leaving the country for a few months at the end of this month

>>75863062
I don't have jungle fever

>>75863152
I thought we were all pals here,
culture PALS

>>75863199
How far away do you live from her?
Can you visit her on the weekends?

I actually even tried a website to have sex, had to pay 20 euros for a fucking month and at the end of the month, NOTHING. Why ? Because 90% of those women were 40 years old overweight whores that wanted +30 years men with a big dick and a fit body. Some of these fucking whores even had a description where it was written that they wanted the male to invite them to the restaurant, and then maybe, MAYBE if they felt comfortable enough, they would have sex afterwards. I am done with women. Thank God i live in Belgium, where i can pay 40 euros and fuck a 9/10 whore.

>>75863329
The hunter is nothing without the hunt

>tfw I might be the side hoe for my qt

>>75863380
how do you know

>>75863233
Pretty far, I'd have to buy an air ticket to see her

>>75863406
because I am the main

What is with these "revert muslims"
/CandiceLydia

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only 1 of every 10 wievers saying hello

does "say something or else" kind of text help

>>75863365
Fuck being a hunter, i have a business to grow, and i'm making it. All the time i would have to lose for pathetic women that can't even hold a discussion goes to that shit instead, and if everything goes like it's supposed to, i'm gonna make 10k a month. I'm gonna get my revenge on those fucking whores, mark my fucking words.

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>>75863493
Write that you'll fucking kill them if they write "hi how are u"

>>75863438
Oh, I imagined you lived closer.
Do you have those cheap af airlines that do sub 10 euro flights over there?

>>75863481
>UK
not surprised

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>>75863481
I always mock them and they feel embarassed.

>>75863581
Time is more of an issue than money tbqh

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Czech QT apparently wants to talk to me off IP

>>75863670
>female
what?

>>75863692
Do you think she had to think thrice about the "what are you?" question?

>>75863690
Casting is on Monday.
She wants to convince you this weekend.

>>75863690
Give me her profile, I want to message her as a stupid guy from Turkey.

>>75863757
Maybe that's why they asked "why does it mean".
Personally I don't believe that's a woman at all. There is no feminine feature at all except covered bosoms.

>>75863855
Message and ask xir*, xhe* already blocked me.

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>>75863879
Now I wait

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>>75864010

>>75863670
Should have asked for his university or smth. I can take a train to Bologna and beat him up

>>75864095
I can already guess, Fine Arts or Gender Studies. Same faculty though.

Good luck and godspeed, frate!

Guess I'm going to Turkey this year boys.

I speak 0 Turkish so I guess I will rely on my QT to do everything for me.

>>75864136
Yeah, when I wanted to beat up a tranny everyone told me not to do it!
S-screw you guys!

>>75864209
Are you the one with the qt in İstanbul to host him?

>>75864280
No, my qt also lives in istanbul but I don't think she can host me.

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>tfw being openly racist to chinks and gooks
who else bored here?

>>75864259
Go beat up a tranny Muslim. I have faith in you. I know you can do it João.

>>75864346
You must be another anon. When are you coming? If you visit İzmir, or want to visit, we can hang out.

French anon

what are you doing on Friday the 23rd?

>>75864569
Thanks, but I need a clean criminal record for some stuff I want to do :S

>>75864548
That's mean

/HaniffHH

>>75864875

Rare flag

>>75864726
Probably your mum

Learn to fly airplane pls

>>75864924
>Malaysia
>rare

>>75864989

I am

>>75865061

First time I've seen that flag posting in these threads.. :D

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This is the first time i'm posting in quite a while,it's been i think (i'm not sure) 2 weeks since i deleted my Interpals profile,
and it's also been almost more then a month since i started talking with this girl from Russia,
i've fallen for her and we spend all fucking day texting,sending pictures to each other and voice messages calling and just talking
we both want to meet each other real bad and,she's told me she wants to be with me.. and i have the same feelings for her,it's strange...i have never met her and neither has she me.
when she messaged me on IP i was already on the verge of deleting my profile and ignoring her,but for some odd reason i didn't she just made her profile..not even 1 hour agi we started talking everything was so sudden,we talk constantly we say good morning and goodnight to each other everyday i really want this to be real,i'm gonna go and meet her presumaly this summer,and since she's still young (17) she can't fly or do anything so i have to be the first one to do it since i'm (18),and she's told her mother that she wants to come to me for her 18th birthday.

>>75865446
cute

use a condom

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>>75865446

>>75865419
There's been a few posters from there in the past including one guy that married a Lithuanian girl.

>>75865446
Where does she live? If she is not from west Russia, forget about it. You don't want to pay so much to fly to Siberia to get pussy. Also long distance relationships NEVER work unless you know that you can end the distance in 1-2 years.

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>>75865500
It's not the whole story.
But "Thanks" i guess.

>>75865546
She's near Krasnodar and Novorusiysk,not even 1000 kilometers from me,she's as close as she can be,we're in the same time zone so we chat near endlessly.

>>75865620
I see, that's fine. Good luck, Boyko

>>75865620
The only thing that i don't like is that i have to pay almost a two month salary to visit her,but i'm willing to do everything to see her.

>>75865702
Thanks,Erdo.

can someone tell me how can i run the qtcrawlr script? I used to know but I forgot how to do it.

>>75864726
If you mean the one back from the capt'n america plush and about the Bourget airshow, I'm a bit far from France, tbqh.

>>75865720
fucking faggot
like all of you pieces of shit actually

>>75865720
>two month salary to visit her
Have you checked for flights to nearby cities?
You can probably find a flight to a city a few hours away for much, much less than that.

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>>75865720
>mfw I pay two hours salary to visit qts

>>75865982
I've got an idea to take a ferry from Burgas to her it would be a lot cheaper,but i need to do more research on it.
>>75865932
I don't understand you,i really don't.

>>75865720
If you can try to work at night and day, you'll make more money at night.

>>75866012
The problem is that Russian Air-fare prices are shit,i can visit greece or any other euro country for a lot fucking less.

>>75865446

>i've fallen for her and we spend all fucking day texting,sending pictures to each other and voice messages calling and just talking.

Be careful anon.. the same thing happened between me and an Italian. But it did not last

>>75866064
Yeah, maybe try the train too? I know they have a pretty nice train network over there.

>>75866141
^ this is pretty obvious
You're both still in the infatuation period, and will probably be in it for the next 6 months.

Only start thinking about permanent decisions with her after you're sure you've seen her ugly side too.

>>75866100
If I want I can pay 50 euro just to go to Germany, there's easyJet and Ryanair.

>>75862819
mfw rachel and that other canadian slut.

>>75866197

The thing that fucked things up with us was literally the physical distance.

>>75866141
>>75866197
I am careful
i'll also keep your advice in mind.
>>75866215
Same man,but for example a two-way ticket to Moscow or somewhere near her is more from 300-404euros

>>75866397
Well, yeah, ofc. You need to have plans to live together soon or it won't work.


>>75866426
Good luck. Give her a fucking she will never forget ;^)

>>75866564
>Good luck. Give her a fucking she will never forget ;^)
i spat my drink :D
Thanks famalam

>>75865446
That's sweet

How do I tell which qts are interested in me and which ones just want the free English lessons?

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>So have you received a lot of offers from rich women?


First time i have ever been messaged by thé /Garmo

>>75866988
You don't, cuz those are the same thing.


>>75866717
Np ;D
Can't wait to hear your story in a few months.

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wow finally

>>75867368
where is she/he from?

>>75867368
Invite me to your wedding

>>75867368
Nicee

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>>75867463
indonesia

>>75867502
invited sent

>>75867553
thanks

https://www.interpals.net/joaopedefeijao add me amigos

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>>75867610
>indonesia

Dude, you're attractive (no homo), and you are interesting (all Finns are autistic therefore interesting). You can do better than an Indonigger.

>>75867368
Fuck yeah!!!


Fuck no, now you won't ever be my husbando ;_:


But I'm happy for you

>>75867610
>>75867793
bost brofile bls. I want to see the attractive finboy

>>75867735
>no pic
Tire picas como se fossem pro tinder e encha seu perfil de bobagens e brechas pra conversa

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Should I just message a qt outright or wait for her to look at my profile?

>>75867992
mas eu postei, cadê essa merda? como boto no profile

>>75868008
WTF? OFC!
She'll just check out your profile after viewing your message.

>>75868319
tu mora no interior de pernambuco?

>>75867933
I've just seen it, he is pretty good looking. If he wanted people to find it, he would post it himself though. So I cant post it.

>>75868319
Demora umas horas pra ir...

>>75868862
How do you even find it?

>tfw no autistic finn husband

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>>75869051
I'm not telling you. Because people in this general should be nice to each other.

>>75869148
except when it comes to trannys and girls of course

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>messages me "hi"
>reply with "hey"
>doesn't respond

What the fuck were they expecting?
What was the point? Happened like 3 times

>>75869570
Why do you even respond to them?

>>75869570
They wanted you to write you a paragraph asking about their interests/hobbies and dreams/hopes.

/******spictures

Did not think that was a valid username.

Also
>woman 30+
>one picture of themselves
>rest are just unrelated crap/facebook garbage they like
What did they mean by this?

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>>75864092
They didn't reply

Americans:
>Autistic pilot scared of responsibilities
>Estonian serial killer
>Future lonely cat lady
>Me, never posted my profile and never will
>Korean poster
>Spergy meme frank profile
>tfw no European bf

British:
>Beer drinking british cuck
>Baby face immigrant british cuck
>Cuckold watching british cuck
>No communication skill british cuck

Netherlands
>Brown person with jungle fever
>4chan passer
>Manly Trannly
>Egyptian with a personality disorder
>One actual ethnic Dutch person

Brazil
>Asianboo
>Biguy who white knights to girls posted in the general in hopes to score beta boy points

Portugal
>Niceguy twink with long hair
>Underage inferiority complex /pol/tard who is darker than BR's in rio
>Conquistador who got fired for being too lazy at the oars

Russia
>tfw no russian gf

Sweden
>Nostalgic fatso

Finland
>16 viewer 3 message

Italy
>Fuckboy who gives into the commies and spreads his hard earned lewds

Norway
>Male version of a cat lady

Latvia
>You made it

Turkey
>A heart as broken as the ottoman empire

Korea
>LARPing boy pretending to be girl
>Korean boy who hates koreaboos

Fuck me, I can't handle all of these girls on WhatsApp.. they are all nice and we actively talk

1 Pole
1 French
1 Australian
1 Czech
1 Russian
1 Ukrainian
3 Italians

>>75870314
ROADTRIP
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>>75870256
Oi I'm not a cuck

>>75870314
>not dedicating your time to 1-2 girls
have fun feeling alone for the rest of your life

>>75870256
incomplete

>>75870364
this
oneitis is the path to happiness

>>75870364

It's hard when they all text me

>>75870256
:(

>>75870519
are you the girl with the nose piercing

>>75870256
oi which one am I?

>>75870556
yes

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>>75870256
>16 viewer 3 message

thanks for update

>>75870638
Are you the only Irish poster or are there more?

>>75870620
the cuck

>>75870454
oneitis is the only path i've got.

>qt views my profile
>check her profile
>"IF YOU STUDY AT ___ OR LIVE IN ____ MESSAGE ME"
she expects people to message her when she's the one interested, how entitled can you fucking be? ffs

>>75870755
So, what was your first message? ;^)

>>75870696
There is a guy but he doesn't post very often

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>>75870711
Same

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https://www.interpals.net/fexxia

She HATES islamophobes. Ask her about it.

>speaking of offended, dont talk to me about swedens situation about immigration or anything about our politics, i dont care, i dont want to care (right now) and i definitely will not have an argument over something like that on a damn language site, thank you sir

which are the worst IP girls and why is it koreans?

>>75871313
Funny way of spelling Germans

>>75871348
red pill me on Germans

>>75871464
Ethnic germans are block faced fatties who are indoctrinated to self hate
If you find a good looking German girl she will not be an immigrant or studying from out of country.

my fav /cp/ Interpals in no particular order
1. Dutch flag (they know which one)
2. nice tuga
3. turk
4. one of the yanks

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>>75871348
shit too, but koreans are so vapid and boring.
it's like they have pre-programmed generic answers to every question.
they dont ask anything in return.
i fucking ran out of questions to ask this bitch and the conversation didnt go anywhere.

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>>75871608
T-thanks

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I swear if someone bullies me ONE more time on my profile I'm going to freak

>>75871707
post profile

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>>75871608
Thank you

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>>75871707
post profile

>Russian girl named Olga messages me

Dropped, who would name their kid that?

>>75871787
What's wrong with that?

who trying to get a qt not by being confident but by being as beta as possible?

right now im saying im a virgin and I never cuddle with anyone, gotta get those pity points

>>75871863
wow...

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>>75871863
report back if it works

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>>75871890
>>75871932
not going well, but it's also my first try!

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>>75872028

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>>75872028
ye dun goofed

>>75872028
lad...

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>>75872028

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>>75872028
>those 1 word replies
fuckin hell that shit pisses me off.
PUT SOME EFFORT INTO THE CONVERSATION YOU DUMB BITCH
REEE

>>75872081
>>75872158
>>75872178
>>75872223
you should give me qts to talk to!! no matter how hot, I don't want to waste my precious bookmarked qts

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>>75872304
she seemed bit lonely, talk to her

/setuko

>>75872459
s-someone post her nudes ;^)

>>75872459
First post decides what I text her

Will post results

>>75872578
Hey bby, got lewds?

>>75872459
>>75872519
>>75872578
>newfags don't know a dutch guy got her nudes years ago

>>75872647
I know, someone told me about it like 10 threads ago, when she was last posted.
Asked for nudes then, but no one posted them.

>>75872610
Will post results. Waiting.

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>>75872028
Stobbit :(

>>75872684
Trust me you don't want to see them

>>75872791
This is actually the first time I'm asking for nudes without lewd intentions, don't worry ;^)

>>75872694
Pelo menos essa parece ser retarda como nós :3

/jameela99

Top qt

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:>

>>75872841
É um bocado como nós, sim.
O humor dela era bastante bom, utilizava muito o sarcasmo.
O problema é que foi esta que disse que tinha de estar fora da Internet.

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>>75872847
first you feel sad

then you remember her parents will set her up with perfect husbando anyway

>>75872974
Tens que conseguir o WA dela ou algo assim ent.

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>>75872847
>german women

Jesus christ. Thank g-d I moved out of that shithole.

>>75873099
Didn't mean to quote you, Norwegianon

>>75873080
A imagem era do whatsapp. Ela disse que mandava mensagem quando estivesse preparada, mas já lá vai na terceira semana que não diz nada e ocasionalmente vai ao whatsapp.

>>75873162
Ich, tas fdd amigo.

RIP essa fofa

>>75873099
You think Germany has it bad on OKC? Try my flag.

>>75873099
Christ this is whack

I've only ever talked to one German girl that was nice and normal but the rest have all been like this.

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tfw 1 view

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>>75873482
do you want one more

>>75873482
I'll view you canabro

Who here /madeagirlcry/?

That's about enough internet for me

>>75872028
You moron

>girl sends message with a compliment
>incapable of holding a conversation beyond that
I don't even reply to them anymore

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>>75873588
>>75873591
Got 2 now things are looking up lads!!!!

>>75873797
This. I even have an opener specified in my fucking profile for if they can't think of anything to say and somehow they still miss it like half the fucking messages I get.

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>>75873875
>I even have an opener specified in my fucking profile for if they can't think of anything to say

will people actually use it?

i hate the hi how are you, i wish they would use anything else

>>75874002
Yeah, they do.
And mine is "Send me the entire lyrics to All Star by Smash Mouth". It works very well.

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>>75873875
Half of the messages I get are just stupid third worlders trying to get paler babies, was considering blocking Asia + turkey from contacting me at all for a while

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>>75858282
>that feel when a turkish qt turns into an absolute whore within mere seconds of sending the BWC over whatsapp

>>75874161
DELETETETE

>>75874157
You're qt, I'd fill you with white cummies

>>75874296
I might lose my flag from saying this but I don't like gays>>75874205

>>75874378
didn't mean to quote the Dutch guy, phoneposting is shit

swedeposter <3

>>75870755
Ela enviou-me mensagem, tens de ser mais qt : ^ )

>>75871608
Thank you! <3

>>75874664
I literally only message girls who message me. Every other woman is out there to waste your time.

>>75874615
You're a real qt ireanon.

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>Feeling better about myself.
>Decide to fall for the meme of going outside and taking a selfie.
>post it on soc to see if I look somewhat normal.
>get rated the lowest out of everybody

>>75875084
Fuck /soc/

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>>75875084
Is this you anon?

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>>75862760
>>75862819
>>75862924
Noice :^)

>>75875139
yeah

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>>75874615
>>75874971
Get a room

>>75875084
Yup, fuck /soc/
Why would you go to the most normie board?

>>75862823
Anon I used to be like that. I was probably even worse than you. I would get so nervous my neck would start spasming. Now I'm known as pretty gregarious when I want to be (mostly reclusive but I have my moments)

You can do it dude. THe fact you have such bad anxiety shows you have the capacity to be hyper aware. Something dumb normies don't have. If you can regulate your anxiety you have much more potential than the average person.

I really mean it anon. Keep trying.

>>75875161
t. detective

If you grow a beard you could become slayer mode.

>>75875084
You look beautiful :)

>>75875164
>>75875109
This. /soc/ is a board full of hedonistic degenerate american parasites.

>>75875164
>Get a room
Who says we haven't?

>>75875139
>>75875161
You're not ugly anon.
Get a better haircut, I don't like seeing that hair on your forehead.
Also try to not having a serious face all the time.
Try to let the beard grow a little more.

>>75875306
^ this
Better haircut, more beard (to mask the weak jawline and chin) and better angle and background would put you on par with the chads.

What should I do in order to become an interpals' chad like Gustavo?

>>75875306
This. If he grows a beard and gets /fit/ he could slay any pussy. Right now he resembled a white van man.

>>75875392
You are beautiful :)

>>75858282
Is the 'nom still here?

>>75875139
This guy is above average, especially taking into account that he's a brit
Don't feel bad about yourself anon! We're rooting for you

>>75875139
Get some hair wax

>>75875139
>>75875161
You've got potential.

>>75875139
>Stop eating shit to reveal that jaw line
>Get muscular
>T increases
You've got potential buddy

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should I script or is it a meme?
which one to use if yes?
i'm pretty new to this whole shit boys

>>75876842
I use the only from tampermonkey.
It makes your views rise and people will message you first.

>>75876785
Lmao fucking roastie whores can't even detect a joke because their friends aren't there to tell them that it is a joke.

>>75876842
>willingly mining bitcoins for Indianola
Fucking newfriends

>>75877353
you can't mine bitcoin anymore

>talking with qt about porn for 4 hours
>she won't give me a pic

It's the second "no" I got on interpals

I didn't insist, but she's so cute that now I'm afraid of fucking everything up

She's waifu material

>>75877861
Did you just ask her for a nude out of nowhere, or did you build it up with body pics and your own lewds first?

NEW THREAD:

>>75877999
>>75877999