Such a nasty woman edition
>>75837289
Fuck Scotland and fuck the tories haha
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m94ip38UKs
May is a big fat mistake
>>75837248
incredibly reddit
not a surprise though
well fucking done retard
its going to be like this all night FUCKS SAKE
Why are people so worried about a hung parliament?
I thought being hung was nice with the ladies?
'oing a 'oo la
Just gone to bed but shant be sleeping
whats the best way to keep updated via smartphone?
>>75837289
would the snp form a government with Corbyn? i heard haggis lady saying she wouldn't do that
anime
are jez
did jeremy win
maybe next time the tories wont elect a cyborg as their leader haha
rorke is dead
leftypol have got a majority in /brit/
Are Amber sounded worried there
So which party is against mass immigration of nonwhites
Labour took a seat off SNP, where's your battered mars bar now?
what a useless interview
MAY WAS A FALSE MUMMY
LEADSOM COULD HAVE SAVED US
nth for JESUS ARMY
>>75837295
based vintage memes
HOL UP
you be saying young people learned how to vote? shieeeet
LEFTYPOL VICTORY
RED SURGE
DESIGNATED LEFTY GENERAL
>>75837345
They're taking forever to rig the polls, he's got a solid lead at the moment.
>unironically being in favour of democracy
Labour are winning 17-8 and I think they all Score more desu
GIRLS JOBS: run the country
BOYS JOBS: suck mummys toes
questions?
emina
>>75837352
UKIP
RUDD
IS
A
DUD
>>75837345
no
but politically YES
embarrassing! sad!
i can't believe it lads
it's not true
>>75837352
Labour
need a bf
did jezza win yet?
WE SWING NOW
TORIES UTTERLY DECIMATED
>CLEGG
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>RUDD
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
larping neets btfo eternally
>>75837369
THIS IS NOW A LEFTY GENERAL WHICH SUPPORTS A UNITED IRELAND
redpill me on Hastings
>>75837388
Neoliberal warmongers absolutely btfo
>>75837364
Seemed like a complete bitch. The kind of neighbour who gossips about you with everyone and is hated by the other parents at school
>regulate and watch spy on your internet
>put taxes on elderly
>oh but we'll have brexit!!
what was the silly goose thinking
34,000
4
0
0
0
reminder we're still in irrelevant early hours
>>75837371
comrade corbyn will abolish democracy soon enough
IF YOU SEE THIS WHILE SCROLLING YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY GRAND COMMISSAR CORBYN OF ELECTORAL UPSET
PROTRACTED PEOPLE'S WAR AND DEAD KULAKS WILL COME TO YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST
>"GOOD ASS PRAXIS COMRADE"
IN REPLY TO THIS
@75837395
nothing stopping a normie like you
stop bitching and do something about it. insufferable cunt
THE TRUE MUMMY IS NEEDED
>Labour rekt Tories in Tooting
ah shit
thought that we agreed that /pints/ > /politics/
>this UKIP candidate from 2015
Howling
>>75837352
tory
Check out Billy Big Bollocks with the fucking bling
>tfw no Darko gf
>>75837200
for me it was the only time i was semi normie
redpill me on the day rorke got btfo
>>75837345
yes but not really
>Tooting announcer clothes
Fuckin ell lad
right testicle is considerably larger than my left one lads
almost double the size
it's only a matter of time before we seize the means of production
https://twitter.com/bbclaurak/status/872971517176500224
were all fucked
All the rorkes bragging about "drinking lefty tears" for the past month have been irrevocibally driven to suicide
That's why none are here right now, we purged em boys
>>75837428
fucking hell some chebs
>>75837412
the normies invaded there
Gareth Barry is from there
>>75837388
Jezbollah btfo
>>75837388
the center left is dead. the hard left is here to stay.
34k to 19k lmao
tories on suicide watch
>First south English Labour seat
B A S E D
want to hug jezza im so proud of him
he just has such a loveable ruffian face, im so happy for him
aaah <3
>>75837434
Bizzaro rorke
TOOT
TOOT
did i get btfo?
is this payback for how smug i was in 2016?
>>75837352
lib dems
>Black lass' last name is Darko
LUVIN
EVERY
LAFF
>Wandsworth
>Guy speaking looks like a fucking wizard
>>75837434
>be ukip
>only seat is in the EU parliament
>have a pole as a candidate
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>Darko is a darko
LMAO
>Tooting
>>75837440
corbyn is a bizarrororkesheed though
current /brit/minster voting intention
LFPL: 40% (+18%)
RORK: 25% (-8%)
RDCN 15% (+7%)
RASH: 3% (-9%)
the UK will be a communist country within my lifetime
profound thought
american accents are more threatening than british accents
>>75837422
This, not sure how relevant it is from 2015 but Conservatives should be waiting for later seats
*slaps my knee and wiggles my finger*
>labour win a seat
>autistic screeching from crowd
>conservatives win
>polite applause
>>75837434
>polish plumber
>member for tooting
>>75837455
they have work tomorrow
>>75837445
let's see
>>75837420
>tories look set to gain working class brexiteers from ukip
>oh but fuck the working class
>vote collapses
>>75837469
Your punishment is to hang a picture of are Jez over your bed
i wonder if this is how rorkes felt after brexit
im so happy
>Am hearing Tories now giving up on a majority as they see more of the London results
>>75837494
labour voters have heart and soul
>>75837388
fuck off yank
>>75837425
i voted for corbyn but honestly the sort of absolute bedwetter that makes a post like this... just makes me sick ngl
>>75837426
not a normie
>>75837420
Such a nasty woman
>>75837425
GOOD ASS PRAXIS COMRADE
>>75837488
That's why villains in movies are notoriously British?
>>75837501
Are you actually trying to tell me that the right wing posters here aren't the most bitter NEETs of all? Loving every laugh, mate
>>75837523
fuck off leftypol
>>75837422
there's usually local elections which slow it down so should be quicker this time right?
Day of The Red Rope when?
>>75837445
could be cancer
i will destroy isis
ah yes tooting
leftypol runs /brit/
>>75837488
lol
>the welsh language
>>75837428
C H E B S
>>75837420
But BREXIT means BREXIT. Also ill snatch your homes and sell them to big companies lmao
>>75837532
>movies
FOY
*toots*
SMASH
THE
FASH
>>75837452
wew
So, all the polls except for Survation were wrong? Even Yougov changed their methodology on the last poll to a big Con majority.
@75837522
literally been proven you are
now are you going to actually do something about your problem or continue to bitch on /brit/ for attention and to satisfy your narcissism
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
Is anyone really shocked that the Tories is losing? May introduced some dumbass surveillance laws.
/brit/ is, and always has been, a leftypol general
>>75837533
yes
dumb phoneposter
>>75837445
That's normal. You'll find your hand on the side with the larger testicle is also bigger.
best wanks of my life were when i stole my friend's sister's flip flops
months, boys. months
it was literally the same lefty hysteria at 1.30 am in 2015 and 2016
can't wait until they get btfo at 4 am
*unzips hard brexit*
>>75837566
all the cucks in this general
https://twitter.com/roadto326/status/872973396501557250
happening
>>75837560
I don't understand how your polls are literally always wrong
Jeremy Corbyn is now favourite to be Prime Minister
Wew lads
you fucked up big time
>>75837572
No it wasn't in 15
>>75837583
aroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*tootings*
>>75837567
/brit/ goes with whatever looks like it's going to win.
>>75837566
doubt that's the reason she's losing, your average deano and grandpa couldn't care less about their internet privacy
Why does everyone hate the tories?
Serious replies preferred.
>DUP - 1
[it begins]
>>75837561
not a normie
>>75837568
Sorry just don't believe it deskiecuck
*gives you a blumpfkin*
just IMAGINE how smug Osborne and Cameron are right now
IMAGINE
>>75837583
>putting money on this
ah yes the runts
labour might have taken battersea, canterbury, kensington and sheffield hallam
amazing
>>75837572
corbyn supported brexit
Anyone know where I can get a live announcement of just the seat announcements? Don't want no blogs
>>75837560
Based Survation must be glad they didn't cave and get into line with others
business idea: buy an english noble title and lobby to bring serfdom back
the lads
That horrid spastic Mhairi Black held her seat lol
>>75837602
the bankers the bonuses where's my disability allowance for my autism etc
>>75837566
No. she's average as fuck and done nothing that makes her stand out. Her time as Home secretary is hardly inspiring. She can barely string a sentence together and avoided the public for most of the election
>>75837607
dont care
>>75837617
bbc live feed might be useful?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-2017-40171454
Mhairi Black
>>75837602
the torries the torries the torries
>>75837627
she'd tried pretty hard 2bf
>>75837589
Fuck off autismo yank rorke spastic
Wouldn't be surprised if your clueless rants drove people to vote labour
Now stop posting in this general
She's called Mhairi Black because she wears black to every occasion
>>75837602
Ridiculously duplicitous on immigration and Islamic terror. And they pretend no-one has ever caught them out on it.
>Post YFW Blairism finally dead
>>75837623
good buds
would have a pint with them
>>75837602
they want to stop terrorism by reading everyones emails, texts and facebook messages
really wish tony blair was labour leader desu
how do I change my vote? don't want to be on the losing side
>>75837643
She's called Mhairi Black because she's a fucking idiot.
>>75837642
Absolutely wonderful post
T O M
O
M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oNjTuTz-8
>tfw no Tooting MP gf
would pay £50 to see what cheshire looks like
>>75837602
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasty_Party
>>75837589
It's always the fucking Americans
You don't know shit about our politics, fuck off
TORIES OUT
BLAIRITES OUT
KULAKS OUT
COMRADES IN
>>75837569
no but it's massive
>>75837656
gaurantee she's more intellergent than you sweetie x
Hate tom watson so much
Can the tories realistically come back?
>>75837673
Doubt it m8
am the only Tory in the group chat
getting roasted
>>75837670
Soft and squishy autonomous zone is a tumour, sorry lad x
>>75837642
don't ever talk to me again irish subhuman
>>75837676
hope so
leftypol discord hacked the election, calling it right now
>>75837676
No, it is completely over
capitalist pig dogs fuck off to the gulag desu
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the absolute STATE of the UK.
polite sage.
>>75837675
Used to like him, then he turned traitor and I went off him.
Rank your fav recent party leaders
>Blair
>Cameron
>Corbyn
>Clegg
>May
>Brown
>Th*tcher
>>75837619
Wasn't it similar with Brexit and Trump, I think only 1 or 2 polling companies got that right
>>75837609
Cameron is the one who got us into this mess
>>75837599
OAPs care about being forced to sell their homes if they go mentally ill though
She's fucking stupid, appeasing old people is all you need to do to win an election
Autistic NEETs voting for labour because muh benefits?
Colour me surprised
>>75837700
that hard brexit border is coming paddy don't you worry
Feel a bit sick x
>>75837670
riveting photo
>>75837703
Corbing>
>>75837676
in by-elections and local elections in the coming years probably
>>75837602
May is using tragedy as a springboard to censor the internet, she says it's an anti-terrorism measure but that's going to be used to suppress dissent more than anything
>>75837663
Shami Chakribati used to be cute around the Iraq war desu. Might be remembering wrong though
>>75837703
comrade corbyn
>>75837703
Corbyn > Cameron > Clegg > Blair > Brown > May > Thatcher
(nb: I am a northerner)
I tell you what, boys. Er, um, you see, now you brought me in, I’m, I'm, I’m wellin' up, right. What you gotta realise is, we’re, we’re looking at a hung parliament. I’ve been a labour party member for near enough twenty years. I moved to Islington. And I’ve seen Ed, I’ve seen Brown, and I’ve seen Blair, right? This is the first time, the first time I’ve ever seen anything like what I’ve seen this election... This election is… just… unbelievable, man. And I mean that, David. Listen. With all due respect, David… *sound of item dropping* loved you to bits. Loved you to bits. But I tell you something. Jezza, McDonald, Diane and all the boys, are, are, are, are, are putting it… on the next level. And it shows in the exit; we’re now, we’re now 5, we’re now — hold on a minute — we’re now five seats short of a Tory majority . Five seats short. I went to Sheffield Hallam. I went to Kensington and Chelsea. I, I’ve… brought my son up… When he was, he was in school… god. "Tories. Tories. Lib Dems. Greens. Tories. Lib Dem." And I stuck, I stuck by my guns, said, "Listen sunshine. Wear the rose, wear the red, w-wear the rose, wear the red… and… we will come through." And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around and said to me and looked me in the eye today — LOOKED me in the eye — and turned around and said to me, "Dad? DAD?" …Amazing. Absolutely amazing. He’s seen… politicians, he’s seen… class lads like Ed, like… ahhh. And, honest to God. Now, tell me, you cannot, you cannot, you CANNOT… tell me, we have not got a chance to form a government David. And listen, this… And this is, this is, this, I was, I grew up with you, David. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe, we cannot form a government . Please…
Lee. Lee . How can I tell ya you can't form a government after that?
>>75837703
blair > clegg > cameron > corbyn > may > brown > thatcher
>>75837717
can you really blame them? the opposition is abysmal
>>75837703
>Blair
>Corbyn
>Brown
>Clegg
>May
>Cameron
>Thatcher
Don't know where to put Major or Kinnock.
Call me a rasheed all you like, but Mishal Husain is FIT
>>75837663
you could probably get a m*gabus for less than that
>>75837665
your politics are extremely simple and childlike just as your population is
>>75837719
Under Corbyn? Wouldn't be surprised if he signed it over to use day one
DUP SURGE
>>75837691
think it might be a hydrocele
it's been oversized for a while and when i went to get it checked out a few years ago they said it was a cyst
seems to have grown though
i'll get it checked out after exams
>>75837650
ywncomkf
>>75837602
They are a party of big business. They've cut corporation tax to ridiculous levels, we have the lowest in the G20 and they want to cut it further. They've cut spending on the NHS and other services, cut funding for disabled people and cut funding for education in real terms. They've presided over a growing economy but wages have fallen 1% on average in real terms. Even if you don't have lefty positions, they haven't reduced immigration despite setting targets, they've targeted pensioners with some policies bizarrely this election who usually vote for them. I really don't see who is voting for them from any side of the spectrum.
>>75837719
Hard border means more diesel smuggling and a possible republican resurgence in my border area, please install
>>75837728
thats america
Sheed Nation
>>75837703
glorious and dear beneficent leader corbyn >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> class tr*itors desu
>>75837730
she's never been cute, you fucking gimp.
22 - 11 to labour
Corbyn won't blow a 11 seat lead surely?
>>75837703
Dave>>>>Corbyn>Brown>Clegg>Blair>Thatcher>>>>>>>>>>May
>>75837703
>Farage
>Thatcher
>Duncan-Smith
>Clegg
>Corbyn
>Cameron
>Howard
>Miliband
>Blair
>May
>Brown
>Nuttall
>Farron
>>75837711
It was a fucking progressive policy as well.
I don't have £100k in assets. Why should I pay for billionaire Grandpa Joe's dementia care, when he profited off a massive asset price rise and pulled the ladder up behind him by going all NIMBY and stopping new house building?
this twat isn't answering any questions
>>75837741
>your politics are extremely simple and childlike
says the country with only 2 parties that influence anything
>>75837663
gay like all of you redditflag twats
>call for referendum
btfo
>call snap election
btfo
JUST
>>75837758
doesn't work like that. all the tory safe seats are in the south none of them have spoken yet
>>75837767
>Farage
why are you still here, rorke
go away lmao
not answering this twats questions
>>75837741
>an American saying this
corbyn is still neoliberal worthless scum
only voted for him because I like my labour MP
>>75837747
Safer than having some clueless mick wanker give you a diagnosis, stay healthy lad x
Please stop bullying my dear Theresa ;(
>>75837662
is therereally a town in the UK called tooting? CUTE
>>75837756
fuck off racialist
>>75837748
ywnlycomkf
>>75837728
>>75837740
newrunts
>>75837572
underraged.
us lefties were already btfo by this point.
>>75837703
mummymay>ladythatch>bigdave>clegthesmeg>brown>humanwaste>corbyn(aka blair-lite)>>>>>blair
>>75837779
/brit/ loves corbyn and farage you /r/unitedkingdom bender
David "the Baconator" Cameron doesn't look so bad now, does he?
>>75837711
>being forced to sell their homes if they go mentally ill
why would they want to force this decision onto people? why does it matter if they keep their home? don't understand that policy at all tbqh
this woman is fucking useless
literally haven't seen rorke since 21:55
hope he's alright, getting worried now
Don't piss me off
>>75837806
on /pol/
>>75837784
cunt
>>75837748
mkwncybwhf
>>75837801
He played this absolutely perfectly
>>75837786
it's in london, it's full of pakis and the MP used to be Sadiq Khan who is now the mayor of london and thinks terrorist attacks are part and parcel of life in a big city
>>75837801
cameron would be better if the AV vote won and if brexit vote didn't win (or if he had backed it)
>>75837786
It's a part of London. used to be le part and parcel man's constituency
>>75837786
There's one near me called Cuckfield.
Corbyn is literally the most successful Labour leader since Tony Blair
>>75837806
dont worry hes okay (>>75837798)
just a little upset, hell be fine eventually
>>75837676
There's still a chance they could get a majority tbf, most of their seats come late on because they tend to be rural and take a while to count votes. I have no idea how much of a chance it is though.
>>75837806
i'm here, quite worried
ARRAH I WOULDN'T BE FOND OF HUNG PARLIAMENTS, BUT WHEN I DO GO AT IT, I DO GO AT IT AWFUL AND VERY HARD.
I DO LOSE 45 SEATS IN AH ABOUT TWO HOURS. I'D HAVE A LOST MAJORITY THEN AND MAYBE A...EH AUL LOST MANDATE, AND I'D GO FOR PROBABLY.... EH I'D LOSE TEN MORE ANYWAH.
AND I'D GET UP THE FOLLOWIN MORNIN, AND BORIS'D HAVE THE LEADERSHIP CHALLENGE ON... AND I'D GO AT IT AGIN. AND I'D TAKE THE MAJORITY OUT OF ANY TORIES SALES. BASTARDS
>>75837806
Just 'tismoyank sperging out not realising everyone hates him as usual
>these terrorist attacks designed to stop the election
what
Going to bed now to dream about the Corbster
the EU negotiations are going to have on one side 27 nations trying to keep it together. What's the problem with us going into it with 3-4 party coalition .
it should be a coalition like the war time coalition anyway
better chance of picking the best chief negotiator from all parties than just 1
https://twitter.com/CynicalBaz/status/872782238055890946
ready for corbyn to go full cuck and bring in millions upon millions of rasheeds desu
will be quite the spectacle to behold
>>75837801
he'll look even less bad when fucking boris johnson is the pm lmao
>>75837796
Find this offensive - been here for years. My posts appear in /brit/ national treasures (failedmeetup.jpeg) and everything
hmmmmmmmmm
This must be the brightest night sky of the year with the full moon and all
>>75837352
Did you call me a sex offender
ah yes, the ol 'cidal urges, welcome back my friends
>>75837791
fuck off rasheed
Why did Corbyn become so popular in this general?
kek
at least Corbyn's socialist shithole government will accelerate the growth of a proper right-wing party
>>75837828
Stellar post, the use of colloquialist language is astounding
>>75837832
>>75837832
wheezing
UNKNOWN ROSETTE
>>75837848
it's been lower
>>75837848
they're getting nervous. they should be.
can't wait for a new era with BoJo has PM
>>75837832
howling if this is true. Campaign was dismal with all the shite about 'Theresa's team' rather than just saying the Conservatives
>>75837801
unironically loved Dave
he was socially liberal and economically conservative - distilled /RADCEN/
glad hes having his revenge now
so once they get to london it's smooth sailing for are may right?
>>75837859
>>75837856
culture of personality
Which part of bradford is this
>>75837856
A communist board called /leftypol/ on an imageboard called 8ch raid /brit/ every now and then using a discord group. the raid is absolutely massive now
Looks like the Lib Dems haven't won a single seat yet. Did merging with the Conservative Party destroyed their popularity?
Jim Shannon and Ian Paisley J'r re-elected:
WŪŪŪ!
>>75806121
Yeah, I do support European National Front and Europe of Nations and Freedom.
>>75837848
Going to the US in August
>>75837835
because the parties loathe each other and they won't even form a libdem coalition let alone 4 parties
>>75837829
can't stop talking about me i see
i am in your mind and i own you
papist cuck
Welsheed
>>75837814
Mila Kunis will never caress your balls with her feet?
Someone edit a Theresa May version of this.
> JUST
>wants to read it in welsh
>can't even read it
if autismo yank insists on socialising with brits why doesn't he post in /britpol/ instead?
will never understand why he wastes his time when everyone hates him with a passion
>>75837859
SCRAMBLED
CLEGG
>>75837872
Plaid probably
another seat for the tories :(
could rorke be more btfo?
>>75837828
not quite sure why you're typing in the voice of George Hook, Pintman Paddy was a Dub through and through
maybot is finished
good riddance
Can we get an update on Nick? is he ok?
>>75837832
AHAHAHAHAHA
paki speaking welsh???
>>75837822
I posted this last autumn, hehe.
*declares communism*
>>75837835
The EU have literally already decided on and posted their negotiating targets online, they're not going to it as separate nations ffs
>>75837895
You barely exercise control over everyday things like taking your 'tism medication and personal hygiene
Suggest you take a tip and do a 'cide because you're despised you fat unicellular bucket of fucking shite, erroneous seppo cunt
>>75837801
cameron was one of the best tory leaders since churchill, brought a voice of reason to the party
shame they had to fuck it up with "mummy" may
>>75837888
>Did merging with the Conservative Party destroyed their popularity?
Temporarily. Their support is back since they're the only "major" party to oppose Brexit entirely.
*declares consumerism*
>>75837856
the turning point was when Theresa announced the internet censorship policy
also corbyn has meme potential whereas theresa has 0 personality or likability
>>75837856
You can ride out his bullshit for a few years but theresa may is going to strip our freedom for the long term, little chance anyone in after her is going to change things when they're the ones benefiting
>>75837927
>only rational person in UK
>>75837832
HOWLING
>>75837949
and the final deal has to pass the EU parliament and any of the 27 nations can veto it after that you mong
hey mommies
>>75837861
fuck off rourke.
GLOBALISM BTFO
>>75837978
slav/10
>>75837859
>>75837828
Good post
>>75838035
Who is this
hillary was pretty flippin' cute back in the day
too bad shes got a heart black as coal
>>75838094
jezza asking thatcher question about homelessness in pmq's.
>>75837859
>only rational politician just lost
>>75838132
How high was he on the average day in the 70's-80's?
>>75838121
Bill was a player