red flag edition
oh no the graphics are back
Actually I think at this rate the exit poll is probably right.
Maybe May shouldn't have gone full retard with policies about freedoms and internet.
I want to go to bed
need a new mouse x
>the map I'm standing on is great
piss off with your shite graphics Jeremy
COMRADES IN
*towers over you*
NEED a bf
>>75836588
love are jeremy
would love her minge in my face
>>75836588
>Oh no, the best part is back
I don't understand this meme
If international finance jewry in and outside of Europe should succeed in plunging the nations once again into a world war, then the result will not be the Bolshevisation of the Earth and with it, the victory of Jewry, but the total destruction of the Jewish race in Europe
-- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836589
Sunderland being first to declare was always going to throw people off, it was always going to swing more tory than the whole nation no matter what
SNP BTFO in Edinburgh except for my seat zzzzzzz
>>75836589
that's not what lost it for her, only 4chan and reddit cared about those
Compress my bollocks in a vice
Compress my bollocks until it becomes surging, surging red
Red surge, Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836588
why cant you let him have his fun
this is literally his favourite part of the year
>>75836589
So far the exit poll has underestimated the Cons vote. Darlington should've been Cons if they were to get a very large majority.
>>75836589
Maybe she shouldnt be calling elections for literally no reason
were all fucking fucked
>state of SNP
>>75836639
Still the Labour increase has been big elsewhere.
May has fucked it so hard.
>>75836646
>2015
I'm tired but I'm interested
brb, taking some coffee
>>75836606
*serenades you*
>>75836644
Only if conservatives manage to win.
>>75836617
She'll probably have the free time for this going forward.
>negotiations tomorrow and at the weeked
>on monday you WILL see Jeremy Corbyn walking down Downing Street as the new prime minister
>>75836606
*stares at you*
>May in charge of actually having a cabinet
HOWLING
Let the ruling classes tremble at a communist revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries, unite!
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836628
There's definitely something unique to the North East with the Tory swing, it's something I picked up on from people during the campaign but I always thought it would be replicated across the country.
Can I get some free shit lads?
>>75836669
*barracks you*
>>75836629
'nother 'dinburgh 'st lad?
for me it was the conservative party
>>75836599
Yeah, but the cons did nothing about it didn't they? In fact, it probably even increased. It's the same joke everywhere
>>75836642
Literal teenager
lol imagine a labour minority government
>>75836692
kek
just thought about the fact Tim used to have parents
he probably used to play guitar for them before he went mad
want to cry :c
>>75836686
*drips onto you*
doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-KAY_Glmn4
Is corbyn a chaos lord?
imagine being theresa may rn
*unites my working men*
*cums*
how can corbychev be so based
I talked to the paki in the lift and he told me Jezza nationalized me mobile
Return of the mack,
It is,
Return of the mack,
Come on,
Return of the mack,
Oh, my god,
You know that I'll be back,
Here I am
>>75836654
It's been big but the exit poll has them at +15% or something. Most places have been far under that or even swings towards the Cons.
>>75836701
Labour for me, I threw them a pity vote after watching them hastily launch their campaign outside the Tesco Metro on Nicolson Street
https://twitter.com/Peston/status/872963166786990080
What's the most likely outcome from a hung parliament? A minority Tory government or a Tory coalition
alri lads
if dubs, the tories will claw it back and win it with 334 seats
>>75836695
Sure thing la'
E4PR9-9DQRL-INN69
>>75836716
*swipes down*
>>75836726
up the 'RA
>>75836721
she's got a long way to go to reach my levels of JUST
Scotland is being rigged right now
>>75836738
Minority Tory government
>>75836716
>>75836686
>>75836669
>>75836606
>Making fun of someone who is generally mentally ill
Douglas Alexander giving an interview from his fucking echoy bathroom
>>75836714
his dad used to work for a company called wang laboratories
>>75836629
>tfw midlothian
>>75836714
*ahem*
>permission to use property belonging to official poster of sweden is absent
>>75836752
you mean 'genuinely' luv x
Predictions:
Clegg loses seat
Angus Robertson loses seat
Alex Salmond loses seat
Labour gains seats
Tories do better than Exit Poll predicts
Tory-DUP coalition
May resigns
Farron resigns
Corbyn stays on
>>75836738
Jezza's Superfriends
"Plaid Cymru" being a massive stakeholder in the government
'The struggle between the people and the hatred amongst them is being nurtured by very specific interested parties. It is a small, rootless, international clique that is turning the people against each other, that does not want them to have peace ... It is the people who are at home both nowhere and everywhere, who do not have anywhere a soil on which they have grown up, but who live in Berlin today, in Brussels tomorrow, Paris the day after that, and then again in Prague or Vienna or London, and who feel at home everywhere. [Man in audience shouts 'The Jews!'] They are the only ones who can be addressed as international, because they conduct their business everywhere, but the people cannot follow them.'
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836752
is it autism?
gonna move to the UK under Comrade Corbyn's government and get a qt brit gf
>>75836770
why would farron resign, he's gaining seats
It's 10-5 to labour
For every seat the Tories get labour gain 2
>>75836752
>>Making fun of
>>75836765
what
i already traded you that moonview pepe OC
this fucking jewry, unbelievable
shant be replying to you again and if you try youll be hearing from my lawyers
Communism is not love, it is a hammer with which we crush our enemies!
-- Chairman Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836752
It's not malicious, anyone living in isolation will see a lot of themself in tim
>>75836742
what the fuck is pilot brothers
>>75836786
dumb yank
>>75836714
>he probably used to play guitar for them before he went mad
glad they found peace
Tomorrow, Fascists and communists, both persecuted by the police, may arrive at an agreement, sinking their differences until the time comes to share the spoils. I realise that though there are no political affinities between us, there are plenty of intellectual affinities. Like them, we believe in the necessity for a centralised and unitary state, imposing an iron discipline on everyone, but with the difference that they reach this conclusion through the idea of class, we through the idea of the nation. - Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836752
*becomes progressively more mentally ill as each day goes by*
Ignorant Amerishit trying to understand this.
Why did she call a new election if the Conservatives already had won a majority in 2015?
>>75836787
oh yeah
hmm
AMBER RUDD MELTDOWN
DEMANDED A RECOUNT
>>75836808
she's dumb lmao
>>75836786
>"Hey mate, wanna watch Birmingham City in the pissing rain with me and Shazia?"
would you have a threesome with tim and corbyn?
>>75836808
she thought she could better it
seems to have backfired
>>75836832
Sorry love, I'm an Aston Villa fan
*gets made fun of*
>>75836733
>Tesco Metro on Nicholson Street
you know Alan? the homeless fella there every day
give him a couple fags out of pity and he mumbles some shit to me
im sure he's a sound bloke
>>75836752
>generally
>not "genuinely"
you fucking spastic, hate people like you
>>75836808
>they had a small majority, if a few MPs rebelled they couldn't push things through
>they were well ahead in the polls so called it to gain a larger majority
>everything went to shit hereon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcXNXKtu8z4
Royal family already executed?
Mankind is divided into rich and poor, into property owners and exploited; and to abstract oneself from this fundamental division; and from the antagonism between poor and rich means abstracting oneself from fundamental facts.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836808
The expectations of jeremy corbyn were straight up "bernie sanders without cognitive ability"
Plus I think Brexit was overrated as a "movement" and not like a distress call or a chance to say the country's fucked
>>75836808
She wanted a bigger majority because she thought being 24 percentage points ahead in the polls would mean a massively increased majority after an easy campaign. It was just an incredible choke on her part.
>Birmingham City
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
>>75836808
she wasnt leader then, she inherited the role from her predecessor who resigned
the plan was she would smash this election and then show she was selfsufficient as leader of the party
I reckon labour won't win, but they'll gain some seats
>>75836807
hate this webm
you can see his mind rotting from the inside
>>75836808
Same reason why Hillary didn't campaign in swing states.
They both thought they can win without getting off their arses.
Jeremy Corbyn will be leader of the opposition for 10 years
more than enough time to purge the Labour party completely of Blairites and transform it in his image
Mate, that was me I'm not homeless I'm just a NEET
>>75836847
he looks like a resident evil 7 character
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Generals think war should be waged like the tourneys of the Middle Ages. I have no use for knights; I need revolutionaries.
- Jeremy Corbyn
Where does Tim live? Can we email his local council and get some social workers to help him or something?
>>75836867
lovely building, shame about the ugly old church
ed balls
>>75836808
It was only a small majority and they were struggling to win important votes
This was their best chance to get a bigger majority and prove they had public support for their bullshit
>>75836818
Tories in full JUST mode.
>>75836867
prefer this angle
hope that isis stay away from the bullring
>>75836646
Dejavu
>>75836890
What a horrible, low-energy woman. Gross!
>>75836808
Completely different party to the one elected in 2015 with Cameron resigning and the cabinet sacked
>>75836588
Where do I find this show
>>75836890
i am the parliament
WRAAAUUGH
are there any rules on forming a coalition government in a hung parliament? is it up to the biggest party to find a partner, and if they can't it goes to the next biggest party?
>>75836905
I'd post it but whenever I dox tim I get banned for 2 weeks
he mentions it in some of his videos towards the end and in one of them he goes outside and shows the front of the house his flat is a part of
>>75836851
Don't talk to homeless people, I'm sure most are nice enough but they always seem to want to batter me for some reason
>>75836905
its just a gimmick, relax
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836801
Think it's a low budget point and click based on a russian cartoon
Enjoy
>>75836913
what's that building for?
men get paid to do this
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1496965207686.webm
*overthrows the tory government*
>>75836905
Newfag
corbyn pulled off a mini-trump effect
hate his policies and the people he associates himself with but i admire his stamina
In a higher phase of communist society... only then can the narrow horizon of bourgeois right be fully left behind and society inscribe on its banners: from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836905
>Where does Tim live?
freshie fresh fresh
>>75836920
BBC iPlayer.
Any other Scotlads secretly wish you'd grown up in one of these obscuro south of England seats?
It not that I think England is a better place to grow up, its just a grass is greener type thing I suppose.
If only I'd grown up in a sleepy semi-relevant town in Sussex with a cutesie RP gf. Growing up in Scotland is too intense.
>>75836933
its not a gimmick
hes gone completely insane but has no friends to support him or let the medical services know
its awful
imagine him dying alone in his shitty flat like that. he needs to be in a fucking home being looker after and with other senile twats to mumble to
>>75836951
Not very much tho
Leftypol went hard ngl
Universal education is the most corroding and disintegrating poison that liberalism has ever invented for its own destruction.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836926
I really don't think it is without the Lib Dems. Labour/SNP won't make enough seats. It will need to be something silly like Labour with literally every party that isn't Conservatives.
>>75836944
it collects radiowaves from the ionosphere and then amplifies projects them onto shoppers within the building thus making them want to buy more useless crap
>>75836944
it's selfridges, a department store
this is what it looks like from the inside
>>75836951
for every arse like that, they'd have to massage an arse like this
>>75836929
shit whoops i was thinking of the tesco express anyway
>tories BTFO
screeching
In unity,
C O M R A D E S
For as soon as the distribution of labour comes into being, each man has a particular exclusive sphere of activity, which is forced upon him and from which he cannot escape. He is a hunter, a fisherman, a shepherd, or a critical critic and must remain so if he does not wish to lose his means of livelihood; while in communist society, where nobody has one exclusive sphere of activity but each can become accomplished in any branch he wishes, society regulates the general production and thus makes it possible for me to do one thing today and another tomorrow, to hunt in the morning, to fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening,criticize after dinner, just as I have in mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, shepherd or critic.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75836962
Yeah, home counties have very little crime and very low unemployment, unlike Newcastle where I grew up.
>>75836957
Can't access it because foreigner and not a Paki
War alone brings up to their highest tension all human energies and imposes the stamp of nobility upon the peoples who have the courage to make it
- jezza "flog a wog" corbyn
>>75836864
fuck are you talking about yank
tories just not making inroads
the best alarm clock is going to bed without doing a wee
>reading it in english
>then reading it in fucking welsh
>>75836980
I'd laugh if they made a weird ireland deal and got one of the ulster meme parties
weren't the paisleys anti-brexit or something?
>>75836890
Not anymore you're not
>>75836787
tim is a mess
tim is a waste
>Wrexham result
>Read it in Welsh first no-one reacts
>Read it in English everyone reacts
HA that translator must feel like the most pointless person in the world
>>75836969
he has monthly meetings with Oxford Health now
A Communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.
- WINSTON CHURCHILL
>This Welsh autist who won't talk over the cheers
FUCKING HURRY IT UP
Theresa May, what a nasty woman
Tory suicide IMMINENT
MAY IS OVER
I like this tag team going on for the Wrexham result
>>75836969
that would be hell for him, he's too paranoid for that dribble
I hope ukip fuck off
>>75836962
Kinda
I like being Scottish but got that feeling a bit when I was doing D of E. We could walk 4 days in the Highlands and not once see another person/houses. The teacher we were with was English and mentioned that they just had pub lunches the whole time because there was no where in the south east of England you could walk for long enough without coming across a village with a pub.
>>75836808
Her "analysts" told her to gamble
She's not stupid. It's just that she isn't savvy politically either.
>1. Discipline leads to Victory
2. It is Victory in War that brings Immortality
3. Immortality is the Gift of Chaos
4. In exchange, Chaos demands Blood
5. Thus, Blood must be ever spilt
6. Therefore, Eternal Life demands Eternal War
7. Eternal War demands Eternal Discipline
8. Chaos will always have Blood: Yours or Theirs
Corbyn
>>75837007
true
need a qt welsh speaking gf
You're awful slow with the counting lads.
Mankind has grown strong in eternal struggles and it will only perish through eternal peace.
- Jeremy Corbyn
>>75837016
that makes me feel a lot better if true
phew
Can't wait to bathe in fash tears lads
>>75836998
Use VPN/proxy? I'm afraid I don't know much about computers.
Or just watch ITV news live on Youtube.
that welsh speaking girl looks cute as hell
>>75836980
wondering from more of a theoretical perspective if there was a government with literally every party refusing to join a tory government
and lib dems would never form with labour?
>>75836992
how long did it take you to upload this
>all i want is a strong and stable government and not a coalition of chaos
Labour are running away with yhis!!
Labour 13-6 Tories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
>>75837044
thanks m8
stop being so harsh on the welsh, its taking them so long because they can't afford calculators and have to do everything by hand
>>75837052
>proxy outputting to the UK
>proxy outputting to any Nine Eyes country
lol why the fuck would they do that
“America ... has created a 'civilization' that represents an exact contradiction of the ancient European tradition. It has introduced the religion of praxis and productivity; it has put the quest for profit, great industrial production, and mechanical, visible, and quantitative achievements over any other interest. It has generated a soulless greatness of a purely technological and collective nature, lacking any background of transcendence, inner light, and true spirituality. America has [built a society where] man becomes a mere instrument of production and material productivity within a conformist social conglomerate”
-Jeremy Corbyn 2017
>>75837046
it does feel much slower than usual desu. Supposedly it might be higher youth turnout
will you timpost after hes gone
business idea: open a gym for fat girls and make them fwbs when theyre landwhales but continue the arrangement after i turn them into peng tings
>>75837069
It doesn't work like that you muppet
>>75837076
and it's not easy with webbed hands
>>75837069
it's not decided until the South east and manchester areas come in
did something like a capital flight 2 days ago
knew this would happen l0l
FIRST SNP DEATH
FIRST SNP DEATH
FIRST SNP DEATH
FIRST SNP DEATH
>>75836998
https://twitter.com/i/live/861732137824788481
doing a poo
>>75837084
Doesn't work, once they get your attention they get fat again.
>>75836998
https://twitter.com/hashtag/BBCelection?src=tren
try this
>Post yfw Maoist-Leninist agricultural primitivism communist state headed by comrade corbyn
>Rorke Goldberg, 25, unemployed, was found hanging in his bedroom in his parents 5 bedroom house in rural Berkshire on Friday morning.
Is /pol/ on suicide watch or what?
>>75836997
Grew up in Edinburgh which has the highest quality of life in the UK. I think it just a different cultural paradigm in Scotland and the North of England regardless of economic circumstance.
>>75837083
im going out with him desu
we shall ride to valhalla on the same UPS astral delivery truck
>>75836962
yeah, bro. whenever I visit England people just seem nicer and more talkative than where I'm from
Relationship with the right ended
Now I'm a leftie
Still hate foreners tho
>>75837055
I feel like LD would coalesce with labour if they could get a Brexit Referendum Part II, but there's very little appetite for that in the country
>>75837069
rural seats havent declared yet
dont count your chickens before they've hatched
>>75837014
It was the other way round m8
>Griffith
CHEEKY LABOUR SNEAK IT
SNP GET FUKT
>>75837079
I'm a genuine brainlet, I'm very sorry.
Will this be the red Revolution?
>>75837108
>Rorke Goldberg
this is like counting to 650 in the slowest possible time
Blair's legacy irrevocably BTFO
Labour is now a fully cemented left-wing party, no longer a centre-left party any more.
my wife's sister's daughter's cousin is staying over at my girlfriend's husband's house
might watch some faketaxi
fuck scotland and fuck the SNP
>>75837109
Creasing at this ngl
Really enjoying UKIP's slow death
smellz
>yank trying to """"""educate"""""" me on brit politics with his """""""""""""""informed""""""""""""""" opinions
oh my days
have to piss
>>75837127
you heard me
>>75836962
yeah feel a bit left out up here xx
>>75836962
I love Scotland I just hate other scots.
I hate you traitors
>>75837099
christ that's tight
MOMMY
A
Y
H
E
M
>>75837147
why?
Russia didn't hack the election, but ISIS seriously fucked with it
>>75837110
Curious about what you mean by this, not the other lad but I grew up somewhere between you two and now live in Edinburgh
COALITION
PURGE THE BLAIRITES
PURGE THE JEWISH ELITE
PURGE THE GLOBALIST
RED SURGE!
NI taking control of the UK. Hilarious
Dumfriesshire, Clydesdale & Tweeddale
>>75837106
BOMBARD THE HEADQUARTERS
UPHOLD MARXIST-LENINIST-MAOIST-JEZZAIST THOUGHT
>BREAKING
>Grain farmers across the world rush to hide their wheat fields after it emerges that Theresa May is about to have a whole lot of extra time on her hands
>more coming soon
>>75836962
grew up in a little south english village, it wasn't great
the age of 14-17 was extremely comfy though
>>75837164
Worthless meme party with worthless meme candidates
Literally wasted votes
WE ARE LEFTYPOL AND WE ARE HERE TO STAY
What do you think Mummy May is doing right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
thread theme
>>75837149
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BulFwGSi8bc
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BulFwGSi8bc
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BulFwGSi8bc
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BulFwGSi8bc
>Thread theme
https://youtu.be/BulFwGSi8bc
n-no this cant be happening!
>independent of Europe
>marxist government
we're going to end up like Cuba aren't we
>>75837188
14-17 is usually the fucking worst
16-17 in particular
>>75837183
CHAOS
>>75837113
Its not even that desu mate. People in Scotland are some of the friendliest about.
Everything just too extreme here. Every night out is a two day bender. Every quiet pint is four lines and two eccies.
>>75836588
oh fuck there's a sea monster coming to destroy Newcastle
Follow me, my Children, and the glory of victory shall be yours. We shall cleanse ourselves in the crimson waters of our enemy. We shall bring the ecstasy of quick release to those who stand before us. We shall give bloody praise to the Lord of Pleasure and sing his name as we dance across the fallen. Follow me, my Children, and you shall taste the undreamt joys that lie beyond the bounds of mortal sense
Corbyn
>>75837193
i wonder if shes crying
weird to imagine May as a human but its possible i guess
>>75837198
>tfw no one won legzit
>>75837169
LET THE REFUGEES IN
Anyone got a webm or gif of that posture bloke?
>conservatives are jews
>liberals are jews
>socialists are jews
>>75837172
Ireland has always had a significant influence in British politics.
it'd be hilarious if may lost her seat
>>75837199
comfy x)
>>75837197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDIuApfVxBg
rorkes on utter SUICIDE WATCH
/brit/ is a lefty general now boys
>>75837195
>>75837197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB0f-3-QbHs
>>75837199
hopefully
>>75837118
Nah it wasn't
*tosses a bucket of water onto Theresa May*
>>75837230
/brit/ is contrarian so probably not
>>75837199
nah, more like venezuela but with the terrorist attacks
>>75837220
corbyn is notoriously antisemetic you fool
KULAKS OUT
COMRADES IN
need a mummy may milf gf
rorkes
btfo
ahahaahhaah
>>75837199
>Good healthcare
>High literacy
>Classic cars
>Sweet praxis
>Leader who can dunk
Could be worse desu
>All these Rorkes turning red
Delicious.
>>75837251
There's nothing motherly of may
>>75837206
>People in Scotland are some of the friendliest about.
What a load of shit, Scots are awful people
>>75837230
wonder what rorke's doing right now
guarantee at least one regular /brit/ poster shed a tear
tories misjudged people's priorities. other than getting pulled along by memes, people don't care about continental, international or geopolitical issues unless it's a full on war
the mandate wasn't nearly as strong a pull factor as the bloody immigrants
>>75837248
stonefaced until i got to the last one
then i laughed so hard i dropped my phone on my cat
>>75837251
Why not both?
>>75837261
cubas shite
>>75837199
FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH GLOBALISM
>SNP BTFO
>UKIP BTFO
>Lib Dems still irrelevant
>Conservatives BTFO
Elated
Things that need to be banned:
Students
Anyone under the age of 25
Social media
Democracy
>SNP: 37.0% (-15.5)
howling
>>75837246
jews say everyone is antisemitic
>tfw no paki tory gf to lecture me about self-sufficiency and strong and stable leadership
HOW THE FUCK
HOW DID LABOUR WIN
TORIES I COULD UNDERSTAND
HOW THE FUCK DID LABOUR WIN THEY HAVE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING RIGHT IN SCOTLAND FOR THE LAST THREE DECADES
>>75837206
every jock I've met have been good lads
didn't understand a word they said to me though
Leftypol discord pulls the strings here rorke, the games rigged
>>75837172
Irish parties formed government in 1911 and 1914
Should have never conquered us
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
Teresa May hasn't turned up at the count place in her own constituency and the Tories aren't talking to journalists
BTFO
i can't quite bring myself to celebrate yet
please let the exit polls be true
please
Poor Nige
>fight 22 years for UK to leave EU
>UK becomes a third world country that is ruled by socialists
:-/
>>75837284
t. btfo tory
>>75837277
Would kill for a whiff of that room x
>>75837275
They thought Brexit was more than a "fuck you" vote and they ran a boring establishment campaign against a "fuck you" candidate
>>75837299
Fuck Nige.
Amber Rudd possibly losing her seat has made this whole campaign worth it
>>75837342
this lel
>>75837199
The Secret of Monkey Island...
>>75837292
need a trudeau bf
imagine living in birkenvegas
Oh there's are mhari in
70% turnout on a day where it was torrential isn't half bad
hey mommies
thanks jean