don't forget to vote! edition
anyone else have a superiority complex towards asian women and feel much more confident around them?
happy election day lads
had a full blown attack or something,extremely unpleasant
Tory majority lads.
SNP will lose one or two seats, but a strong Tory government will only push more and more Scots to independence.
>>75804583
Is this post number 4 or 5?
some fucking EA tech support pajeet needed me to re explain everything to him 5 times and in the end just fucked up my game to the point where I need to contact psn tech support
Today is the day Rorke finally fucks off
How do you know if im icelad or icenonce?
>>75804615
Ask your mummy or daddy to ring them next time
I'm mocking you for being a child because you play video games
>>75804634
>browsing the chon
ahh yes, so superior
>>75804588
Scots weren't in favour in 2014 and they aren't in favour today
Can't sleep
Should I go vote early, then come back and sleep
Or sleep, and vote later.
If I voted last time does that mean I'm still registered to vote today
before you vote today please remember that someone has to pay for my healthcare
>>75804644
You have to be 18+ to browse 4chan, it's by definition an adult's hobby
>>75804588
Ah yes, a falling SNP translates to higher demand for Scottish independence, because,
>>75804646
>taking voting seriously
fucking cringewothy child
I once cuddled Theresa when she was in uni
>>75804661
so is the M rated game i was playing
Hmm, I support the restriction of Freedoms on the internet and desu their economic policy isn't something that rubs me the wrong way but there's no way I'm voting for Tories and leaving the electorate with a good conscious. Bloody Farron all of a sudden saying Homosexuality marriage isn't a sin when the election comes round and squirming in his seat when pressed about it also Abbott "illness". Don't like these decisions at all. Tough choice ahead
>>75804658
Thanks for reminding me, I'll vote Tory twice as hard now.
>>75804652
Yeah, unless you've moved house and didn't update the council or you lived overseas for a while
>>75804652
Prefer not to answer.
(You should've gotten a polling card though.)
going to bed early lads
need plenty of rest to watch the election tomorrow
*votes*
>>75804674
>I'll vote Tory twice as hard now.
fraudulent tory
is this even a surprise now
almost got into a fight last weekend
>>75804662
Because support against the SNP isn't rising, it's just being consolidated around the Tories. Labour in Scotland is dying out.
Night
Cant bring myself to vote labour while they still have that slimy racist cunt diane abbot
Watching a documentary about Ancient Greece lads.
>>75804715
Did you miss her standing down from her shadow cabinet role?
Thought Britain First was just a meme, but it has like 2 mil likes on facebook.
the "off to work lads" lad didn't post today, bit concerned :/
it's not your fault
>>75804724
Yes, gizza link
>>75804698
Some 50yo threatened to kill me because I called him old
Lad came and told him to fuck off
(Note: gamli means old one but you use it like dude in icelandic)
>>75804705
Yeah, I guess people will forget how shit the SNP was at local government and give them another chance once the Tories fail to deliver, because reasons.
>>75804726
There's a lot of dumb rorkelets in Britain.
>>75804672
as if restricting the internet is going to do anything you mong. as the anyone using it for illegal shit wouldn't already being taking measures to make themselves anonymous. as if loads of people don't just do that anyway at present. it's a bullshit ploy to control see what the majority of the population sees and does on the internet. if they gave a shit about combatting terrorism, they would have stopped importing literal terrorists, there wouldn't be 23,000 suspected jihadists roaming around our streets, whilst also cutting the number of police on the street.
fuck the tories and fuck labour. we're fucked with both of them.
>>75804727
I'm on annual leave to prep and watch the election
HELP
HELP
THE SHADOW HOME SECRETARY HAS FALLEN
What did are Jezza mean by this?
>>75804716
Fuck the Spartans
>>75804732
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/june2017/2017/06/labours-diane-abbott-stands-aside-election-campaign-health-reasons
>>75804726
Britain First is a state setup
*sends off 15 postal votes for Corbyn*
Tower Hamlets backs Jeremy for PM
>>75804733
i can't even remember why i wanted to fight him cause i was shitfaced lol
Generation kill is pretty good
>>75804672
>support the restriction of Freedoms on the internet
Why would anyone on 4chan of all websites ever support this?
>>75804753
Feel ya m8
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-40194150
Turns out humans came from Israel TO Africa, and then to the rest of the world
Jews was kangs n sheeeeit
i fucking hate how i easily forget shit after a night of heavy drinking
I didn't realise that fat black cunt actually held a position in the shadow cabinet
thought she was jezza's sex slave or something
smithy and the lads said they're gonna write me in - hope I don't win haha, would be a laugh though
>>75804736
The SNP really aren't that shit at local government at all, especially if you compare them to the Scottish Labour and Tory branches.
The Scottish branches are where they stick anyone who isn't good enough for Westminster, and it shows.
Watch the Scottish leaders debate, if you can. Two on one against Sturgeon and she still wiped the floor with Dugdale and Davidson.
>>75804765
Correct
>>75804792
>Genesis story is real
>>75804799
They had an affair in the 80s, bu yeah. She was the Shadow Home Secretary, and should Labour win she will undoubtedly bet the real job too
90% of the criticism of Abbott is just thinly veiled racism.
got my willy out
going to be putting it away shortly because it's a bit cold
>>75804792
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/05/22/europe-birthplace-mankind-not-africa-scientists-find/amp/
We are greek
>>75804838
>bit cold
>australia
Uhm
/brit/?
more like /shit/
>>75804836
Nothing wrong with racism, non-whites don't belong in white countries.
*does a cum in your sister's panties*
>>75804836
gonna get the first (You) in here
>>75804836
Cry more
>>75804836
90% of Diane Abbott's criticism is also just thinly veiled racism
>>75804836
yeah what's wrong with that
>>75804849
ah yes it's a make generalisations of extremely large and biodiverse countries episode
>>75804875
>oh I actually live somewhere cold in australia
Ah yes probably warmer than our hottest temperature ever
Hope Abbott implements re-education through labour for racists once Labour takes power.
>>75804875
There's literally nowhere in Aus that could be considered cold by any standard other than an Aussie
@891
'ck off you desperate runt
>>75804897
all of iceland is a volcano and there are no trees
>>75804904
all of new zealand is a sheep paddock
>>75804861
>black person
>Racist
watch dear white people and educate yourself
>ah yes it's a make generalisations of extremely large and biodiverse countries episode
>>75804904
ah yes snow is not cold at all
>>75804925
She discriminates against British Asians despite them hugely outnumbering Black British people, even in London.
She is a racist
>>75804923
Close enough to truth
>Gal Gadot will never look at me and bite her lip
>>75804932
>m-muh mountain peaks
>Jeremy Corbyn used to bang Diane Abbot
Why do I only now know this?
>it was overseen by Jeremy Corbyn, her former lover on whose motorcycle pillion she once toured East Germany, gave it a soap opera-style twist.
Absolutely abhorrent, repugnant, shuddering at the thought.
>Mmmmm that's it, Jeremy, pump me full of free school meals
>Oh, Diane, punish me, I'm a BAD white male, punish me for the crimes of my ancestors
You just know she made him dress up as Mao and talk about The Great Lear Forward to get her moist.
>gf sulking but doesn't want to tell me what it's about
zzzz
>>75804932
Ah yes it is snowing where you are
Doubt.jpeg
Just did my civic duty lads.
1000 YEAR TORY REICH
(tfw voted Tory in a Labour safe seat)
>>75804949
Zionist
Alright sad acts what's on the owl' agenda today for you lot
>>75804976
fuck off rorke
Hello fellow Britbongs.
How are you today, in the day of The Vote? YOu reckon some nut will try anything tonight?
Keep tight!
>>75804982
Sleep poo cry wank
>>75804982
gonna sit on my windowsill hooting like an owl
bit cold out
better get my jumper
Corbyn will win in a landslide and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>75804979
True desu, Jews have gone through enough
And western Jewish women are top tier
>>>/pol/128980972
funny thing
UKIP on housing, pensions and taxes look greatly beneficial to me. The healthcare looks good, albeit unrealistic. Plus, they will ace the tv license and I detest the paedophile ring that is the BBC.
Is UKIP really pure evil?
>>75804999
Trips confirm
>>75805009
He has been inside Diane Abbot
Please volunteer to help Labour on Thursday. Drive people to their polling stations, phone supporters to encourage them to vote, make tea for volunteers doing the above. The Labour Party is a people's movement. The Tories have £19,000 a day coming in from corrupt businesses. Labour just has YOU.
>>75805008
As long as they refuse to allow a single immigrant into the country, the rest of their policies are irrelevant. They are murdering, racist scum
>Who should i vote for today,Lets see
>option 1: Communists and nigger supremacists
>option 2: 1984 with nice tits
>option 3: economically literate and socially liberal party
>Lets go with the nigger supermacists
absolute state of /brit/
yeah, you wanna get some food? you get some food
haven't slept and leaving for work in a mo
>>75805025
>option 3: economically literate and socially liberal party
>>75805025
I voted Tim.
post yfw lib dems pull it out of the bag and get a majority
>>75805044
hilarious how commies hate the liberal left far more than they do the right
>>75805054
>>75805054
Put a cheeky fiver on Labour winning the first seat of the night. . Turns out that always happens so the odds were 1/3.
Does that mean if I win, I owe the bookies a tenner?
Love the typhoon
kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>>75805060
what the fuck is wrong with him?
>>75805057
Everyone hates traitors more than their enemies
>election shit
Can't you faggots keep this to /Brit/pol?
>>75805085
They only had 8 MPs left when Clegg resigned, he was the best of the 7 crappy options they had available
>>75805054
leaving the house to get more ice tea for a day of video games in 15 minutes
>>75805090
hello leftypol discord
>>75805060
>100% skimmed
Well he's lost my fucking vote. Disgusting. It's basically water for fuck sake!
Will the pinkos in Britain riot like they did over here?
>>75805106
>hates British farmers
fuck off UKIP shill
>>75805111
probably
>>75805111
not it'll be the blackos
>>75805111
no because the """"pinkos"""" are going to win
will NOT be voting
no point its rigged!
simple as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM7pDMrVZXI
My lad
leftpol leftypol LEFTPOL ARGGGG I HATE tEhM
>gf changed her name because a monk told her it will bring her good luck
>>75805114
It's green top, blue top, or nothing at all. 100% skimmed milk shouldn't even exist. It's a fucking attrocity
>>75805126
underrated post
Work in 13 minutes
>>75805136
>thai gf
hmm not fond of men who marry their maids. I've had lots of contact with expats before.
>>75805131
snow niggers
>all the corbyn shit has died down
>people will still pretend we weren't being raided
VERY hungry but the only thing I have in the house is noodles and assorted munchies
not a fan of biking around in this weather though
*swaggers into the /brit/ pub from the leftypol discord*
*runts hiss and scuttle away into the shadows*
*sits down and spreads my legs at the big boy table*
*stares at rorke until he breaks eye contact with me*
*snap my fingers and the barman comes speeding towards me with a drink (love pints)*
So, what's on the agenda today boys?
>british people use "kettles"
The microwave is right there idiots
>>75805131
how does this happen in a country with basically only white people?
>>75805202
wake up tim you're late for school
*ding*
>>75805202
wait for your inevitable tears when Labour loses.
everyone's off to work now. expect the thread to get rorkier
>>75805216
>white people can't act like retards
umm human history proves you wrong sweetie x) xoxo
>>75805236
it's my day off lad
voting lib dem
>>75805216
Idk man I think it's pretty good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X26pYeXq4e0
>>75805243
mancs is a shithole anyway
>>75805243
>academy for boys
will NOT put up with this vitriolic sexism
>>75805236
pipe down paki cunt
The face of hate.
>>75805230
gz dude
>>75805231
That won't happen
Who should I vote for as a civic nationalist
a genuine lib dem letter
>>75805299
labour
people that think white people have the best culture should be executed
lfm brd need 1 healer 2 dps
>>75805208
Do you microwave to whole teapot when you want to make a pot of tea?
Yanks disgust me
>>75805283
based moz only hates yanks
Love chebs
Love labour
Hate bums
Obama would vote for T. May so think i'll vote Corbyn then.
>>75805317
People who post black women should be taken out back and beaten with a hosepipe full of ball bearings
4 stam 4 strength leather belt
>>75805291
it will though and i'm going to laugh. what will you do when they lose?
>>75805299
>Civic nationalist
So you're a neoliberal faggot then?
*rolls need on literally everything*
I'm an enchanter bro
going to take a train ride tomorrow, to nowhere in particular
oops dropped mah pants!
>>75805369
>what will you do when they lose?
Might do a poo
good night labour
hello nigger
>>75805402
Scumbag
when israel was in egypt land
Boomers to outstay their welcome again today
>pull your gun out and blast
>i dare you niggers to open fire
>ill murder that ass
>>75805413
nothing can stop it
>>75805437
You can always rely on the sun for a sensationalist headline
>>75805335
>Love labour
>Hate bums
you sure about that
>>75805437
For the longest time I thought The Sun was a Labour paper
>>75805457
Ah yes, the express, the thinking man's paper.
who you voting for lads?
>>75805457
20/1 for May to be PM? I want some of that action... I'll put £100 down. Does that mean I get £2000 back if I win?
>>75569734
Пpипинiть пoшиpювaти цeє cтepeoтүп.
Wore my purple shirt to work to represent the 'kip and the lefties clocked on already
im cold
why is Oglaf so horny?
>>75805532
That's a good idea actually
>>75805520
>Friends party
could there BE any other option?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Niu9Zmrx0p8
>>75805523
read the small print
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5AkIfgioA4
post classic vids
>>75805532
You and the other 10 remaining UKIP voters should flaunt it well.
The broccoli is going to make it lads
>>75805520
>money free party
couldve just called themselves labour
>>75805520
>Pirate Party
Don't let the MexicANO see this
>>75805568
ye i did just after I posted. basically a £20 free bet when she wins. fucking shit.
>>75805532
Hope you get egged
wanked twice before work lol
>>75805520
what's the point in like 95% of these? seems like a waste of time and money. no ones ever heard of them
jeremy corbyn? he's got my vote
Love sticking my hand down my pants when I fart and taking a big sniff of my hand afterwards
this does not slip
"BET IN-PLOY
NÆW, YE BLADDY SLÆGS!"
This looks like a 1993 Manic Street Preachers album track listing
thailad which part of the uk you from?
what's that website with the map of predictions for all constituencies
rain seems to be slightly less aggressive for the moment
might go forage for food before the scary thunder comes back
>>75805690
you the same lad asking to hear what I sound like?
>>75805682
good post
yanks btfo
>>75805682
>enemy of business
>massive tax hikes
>puppet of unions
>marxist extremist
Are these meant to be bad things?
Had a wonderful dream that I was sucking on the the ass of beautiful black woman
>>75805704
no, i know what you sound like. you have a bent voice. we did the chaos pronounciation thing a few times. just occured to me i never knew which area of the uk you're from. you're a southerner like me I can tell that much.
>>75805709
I HAVE CRAWLED SO FAR SIDEWAYS
>>75805726
I'm from Notts, my accent is fucked because I've lived abroad for 5 years.
>>75805703
thunders are comfy af unless it directly hits you.
i like to run around topless and shout out some unintelligible shit during heavy rain and thunders in the beginning of the summer when i am drunk
>>75805402
make one of these pepes but make pepe pakistan and the map britain
Now I am become Labour; destroyer of jobs
>>75805753
not funny
>>75805762
waddle on
>>75805748
Classic ru))
>>75805746
Well, that's surprising. Very surprising indeed. Really? Did you not have much of an accent before you left? Because you dont sound remotely northern.
i only look good when i'm wearing a hood
stupid misshapen head
>>75805746
mate 4chan thinks I'm in america again which I most certainly am not
have you hacked me?
>>75805746
>my accent is fucked
what would your accent sound like if you moved to a different country every year for 20 years starting as a toddler
BOSH
>>75805729 >>75805709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2TYuCqzu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa1cQKcftGE
Can someone esplain these retarded parties to me in Britain?
Is labor the good guys or the bad guys? It sounds like some communist shit or something
>>75805748
its hard enough riding around here when the roads aren't slippery or completely flooded
also even when I wear a poncho I always manage to get soaked
>>75805779
no it isnt
oh just fuck off how ignorant a cunt can you be
nottinghamshire isnt in the north
youve genuinely pisse me off your just fucking dumb, no more to be said. and dont reply cunt
>>75805819
tories want to ban 4chan
labour wants to ban fox hunting
>>75805822
wewee calm down petal. I worked in Nottingham for six months. The accent is pretty distinct compared to anything south of birmingham
So desperate for sex that I'm considering fucking an overweight, ugly 45 year old
>>75805779
I always had two ways of speaking, depending on who I was talking to. My "job interview voice" which is very prim and proper, and my "dossin' around with the lads voice" which was very chavvy. I put the former into habit when I moved because people understand it more easily. I also started pronouncing certain words differently.
>>75805807
Depends..
>>75805836
i said dont reply you retarded fucking freak
sperging piece of shit piss off
>i said dont reply you retarded fucking freak
>sperging piece of shit piss off
>>75805854
exam in an hour
brain zaps
>>75805786
Are you in the UK?
>>75805854
Shhh, take yourself down from an 11 to a nice comfortable, 3 mate. for youself if no one else.
>>75805893
*does a phone post*
latest polls
Nottinghamshire has some anger management qualms.
>t.l. has gone into r.p.
>>75805918
speak english frenchie
miss me yet?
if there truly was a god, it would always be 25 degrees celsius everywhere on earth, except in america where it would always be 77 degrees fahrenheit
Cute toads are good luck
>>75805938
How do you know gods not just a prick?
>>75805914
Most likely you're in an IP range that is very similar to a yank block.
Your ISP assigned you 82.xx.21.x1 for example and there happens to be a yank IP block that is 82.xx.xx.22.x1 or similar. 4chan isn't always 100% accurate on which block correlates to which flag although it's very good.
Have you tried something like: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ to see where that puts you?
>>75805934
No.
I just want the tories and Labour to fuck off forever.
>>75805833
Fucking asshole Labour trying to stop us from getting rid of the Fox menace.
lads im a bit shaken
i was down the pub yesterday when this guy blocked my path in the beer garden
i almost died
Fick aus hier, Fritz.
>>75805918
that's nuts
weird how liberalism is doing shit everywhere but france
>>75805961
yeah it puts me in the uk
this happened to me like 5 months ago as well and it just resolved itself somehow in about a week
working from home today lads
>>75805987
actually liberalism is having a strong comeback
it's just having some trouble with established party structures
jenkins is the most inherently funny english surname
>>75806010
>actually liberalism is having a strong comeback
oh yeah
where
do not engage him
>I wish I was
hate when people do this
>>75805990
I'm only speculating here by the way, I've no idea what the backend of 4chan looks like.
One thing that might help is clearing your cookies. Need to properly look into this one day but I think part of what determines your flag is here. Looks like a stored value for latitude/longitude. It alone doesn't determine your flag, but if you were on a proxy and then changed back, it might store the previous value from your proxy.
>>75806033
France, Germany (Merkel doing well)
>>75806051
fuck off nonce
>>75806020
I am going to miss you all when mummy bans the internet
Morning lads
Fuck off nonce
REALLY hope the tories win
staus quo > anything else
>>75806033
france
germany
canada
USA
>>75806055
merkel's party is a mix of liberal conservatives and christian democrats
bit different to macron's party and the ALDE parties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_of_Liberals_and_Democrats_for_Europe_Group#Membership
>>75806069
VERY good post
>>75806051
Did you uncover my identity with nigerianstory?
>>75806085
I have no idea what you're talking about, so no.
>ALDE
>EPP
Burn 'em
Rate my painting lads
I call it "Celestial Water"
>>75806096
Are you english
Was wanking lying down got hit in the face by a shot of cum, just missed my eye
Whoa guys I changed my location to Australia!
Let me use this name so you all still know who I am
>>75806096
bet this brainlet supports ENF lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCMPryaniN0
>>75806078
Canada vote is unrelated to any such trends
More backlash against a decade of Tory rule combined with Trudeau being royalty
>>75806117
If it were as simple as changing a cookie value you'd be seeing rare flags everyday
>>75806100
put a gondola in there
>>75806051
ah yes, I understand this
*runs swiftly to work*
Who's IP address was thailad threatening to expose 2 days ago?
>>75806140
just clear your cookies if you want to try something that might fix it.
Also have a nice day.
>>75806078
yeah ok i'll give you canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M8g2I7tF2I
post eurodance
>>75806117
haha wow you're such a clever techno hacker thainonce why don't you show us all how good at computers you are some more so we can be impressed
>>75806132
Who are you?
Go away
>>75806163
spastic idiot
>>75806163
This is some pretty basic stuff t?bh
>>75806178
s-sorry
>>75806156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3GmC1HDx08
rate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzWpcuXtAu0