/brit/

3D women ARE important

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the gf

/GONG/

if i ever have a son i'm gonna name him carl in honour of /brit/

>>75058318
He holding up the size of his cock?

>>75058296
Phwaor

At least you'd be Doctor Failure, rather than just Mister Failure (MA)

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*tucks in*

>woollongong

>>75058342
>ketchup
>not brown sauce

FOY

has there ever been a more out of touch generation than Gen X

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>>75058296
hummina hummina hummina

>>75058296
>Pepes on the beach
Good food. I took my parents there when I graduated.

Hate sharing a thread with hordes of far-right loons.

>>75058349
>allowing yank food to be graced with Great British brown sauce

FOY

need people to stop calling humans "monkeys"

Reposting because it's important:

>>75058282 #
Hope you're the traditional guardian of that weapon and not appropriating Aboriginal culture.


This post would like to recognise the Yunga as the traditional owners of this board. Some posts may contain the images and voices of deceased peoples

>>75058352
gen xers don't get enough shit
i mean baby boomers are wankers but for real, at least they had the vietnam war

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>>75058333
>

>making a big deal of graduating
runt behaviour

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my career is a failure
virgin, women have a very instinctive revulsion for me
i drink daily and can't rein in my benzo use
going to drown myself in a hotel bath

>>75058377
dont know why people get so upset over that desu. it's pretty harmless and if the aboriginals like it then cool

>>75058387
>dat tat doe

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>brown sauce

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>>75058400

>>75058393
unless you were born to a well off family you never had a chance at happiness

>>75058397
who are you quoting?

>>75058387
>>75058318
these two thing should NOT go together

>>75058394
Being a bit racist aren't we?

Not very Australian to be racist desu

I once told a abo in Melbourne playing the dig on the streets that she was a culturally appropriating the northern abo culture and she should stop playing it - she loved it

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>>75058296

Just woke up x

can't remember if i took my pills so i'm taking them (maybe again) now

British pussy was made for Norwegian cock!

>>75058429
has tim ever porked a girl ever?

don't trust anyone who has had more than 2 conversations with australians

>>75058397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXPUN2z2CE

>>75058445
he had a wife and kids at one stage

>>75058388
>Finishing a challenging 5 year ordeal
>not celebrating that achievement

Whew lad. Any excuse is a good one right?

>>75058445
I should think so, before he lost the plot.

morning lads

morning nonce

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>>75058449

>>75058442
yes your ancestors seemed to think so too

>>75058423
nah i dont have anything against aboriginals desu, feel rather bad for them

Norwegian boy pussy is for British cock

>>75058472
Are you even aussie?

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>>75058455

>>75058472
This desu. Aussie mongs didn't even classify abos as humans beings til like the 60s or 70s so it's hardly a surprise they're mostly fucked now

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>nah i dont have anything against aboriginals desu, feel rather bad for them

Need a white genocide right now

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And aside from the formal diplomacy, US country music star Toby Keith will perform a free concert in Riyadh on Saturday alongside Saudi singer Rabeh Sager.

Saudi Arabia, which enforces a strict interpretation of Islam including a total ban on alcohol, is perhaps an unusual venue for Keith - whose hits include I Love This Bar, Whiskey Girl, and Drunk Americans.

Saturday's concert is open only to men aged over 21, who are required to dress in traditional Saudi tunics.

>>75058302
that guy is clearly just quite unlikeable or has some huge personality flaw. only autists think qualifications are all that matter.

decided to just stay up and fix my sleeping schedule lads

>>75058421
yea god punished her with that face to make up for that body

Love cat pics, hate anime
just the way it is

reckon if a woman slapped me i couldn't control myself and would beat the shit out of her

>>75058455
>lost the plot
pretty accurate analogy, definitely moreso than you or anyone else here can see with your calcified third eyes

>>75058492
yeah m8 but it's hard to really go after them when you read about all the shit people did to them.

>>75058511
not turtlemong nor phimo

>>75058508
thats not actually true

>>75058472
I'm conflicted. I feel bad for them and what happened to their people in the past.
But at the same time, hardly any of them put any effort into helping their situation. They just sit around and wait for their next government paycheck. It's like we're enabling them. But any government that stops or reduces the payouts will be publicly crucified.

We're kinda stuck.

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>>75058449

>>75058511
starting to think turtlemong as shitty teeth. or is looking like a sullen unlikeable wanker part of his laughable faux-depressive gimmick?

>>75058514
>Total ban on alcohol

Think you can still drink in hotel bars if you aren't Muslim

>>75058514
why are the saudis so good at maintaining their culture and religion while us westerners keep descending down this god forsaken leftie paradise

>>75058514
>who are required to dress in traditional Saudi tunics.
Which they'd be wearing anyway.

It would be like saying a concert in liverpool has a trackies and slut wear dress code

>>75058522
Brutal situation to be in but I'm rooting for ya
Might also root ya in ya sleep, but you don't need to worry about that for now

>>75058540
How can she slap?

>>75058547
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_referendum,_1967_(Aboriginals)

>>75058442
wrong

I liked homosexuals a lot better back when they weren't so gay about it

christ even drudge is shitting on trump today

looks like it's all ogre

why is weed considered a psychedelic? isn't the qualifier for being a psychedelic that it makes you see weird colourful shit that inspires you to write alice in wonderland?

>>75058511
would be SEVERELY disappointed if turtle said this

>>75058423
>Not very Australian to be racist desu
errr...

Rouhani wins reelection in Iran lads

Islamororkes btfo once again

>>75058583
smoked some hash once and then sat around a campfire and it felt like the rain was melting into me and the fire and smoke was lifting me into the sky

it was great

>>75058582
Got completely and utterly bored of drumpf and American politics now

Sick of hearing about whatever the fat mongs have done today when i turn the radio on

>>75058592
is he not a rorke?

>>75058572
just took 2 100mg caffeine pills up the shitter

>>75058592
nobody cares who durkas elected you mug

>>75058575
>10% no
Amazing banter

>>75058608
Not by Iranian standards

His opponent was a turbororke

>>75058583
its psychoactive but not psychedelic

>>75058603
well it looks like he unironically fucked up this time

>>75058602
still don't even know what hash is? i've heard hash is something that you eat or is it some kind of different strain from mainstream weed or what?

>>75058583
always thought it was a depressant

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>>75058518

I am unlikable with huge personality flaws

that's why I understand how important personality and connections are in the job market. i have seen rampant nepotism first hand, and know i lack the social skills to manoeuvre/manipulate like normoids can. i am not management material and never will be.

off for a 'ank
want owt?

>>75058548
the isolated communities are environments of pure misery where sexual abuse, domestic violence, drug and alcohol addiction, STD and general disease are so common it's basically just accepted.

on top of that, you've got mong 1/32 aboriginals claiming benefits and exploiting aboriginals to get into university easier. you've got people marching in the streets claiming australia day is a racist monolith to their peoples' genocide, while nothing is done to actually help the people in the communities make a change.

you can sit around and say they should do more to help themselves but the communities where the most damage is done barely have anyone make it out.

>>75058575
>90%
>austrailia
>yes

>>75058634
it's concentrated weed

>>75058635
that's alcohol

>>75058555

Dubai yes but Riyadh I'm not sure about

Saudi gets almost no (white) western tourists. Last time I checked there was no such thing as a general tourist visa, only a hajj pilgrimage one.

>>75058621
>Not by Iranian standards
so he is a rorke then.

anyway, all muslims are rorkes mate. literally part of their religion. freedom and liberalism are anathema to islam.

remember that iranian kid shot up a bunch of people in mcdonalds in germany

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ITS OVERRR *FOR YOU* NOW DRUMPH

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>girl says she's interested in literature and creates her own
>ask her to share some of it
>it's complete shit

>>75058656
its not 1 per category

wonder if an aboriginal has ever post in brit

>>75058668
remember all the other times a muslim has committed atrocities around the globe?

>>75058684
I know but I thought you were confusing the two

>>75058548

How is PNG? Have you done the Kokoda Track?

>>75058603
watch this hehe

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495163762952.webm

>>75058668
no

gues (((they))) must have withheld that story from me

>>75058646
But also when you live 560KMs from the nearest city and that city is Alice, you can't really do much to get your voice heard or enact change.

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>in a shitty, boring pub last night
>me and my mate leave to go smoke a #spliff
>shops aren't selling boxes of amber leaf anymore, only the 30mg packet which is way too big and has no skins
>try to get back into pub to buy them. They refuse us for some reason
>ended up just getting a kebab and going home
all in all a shit night

why isn't Britain considered a nordic country

>>75058718
because its not nordic

>>75058715
this sort of banal shittiness really hits home (although I don't even have friends to go out with anymore)

>>75058696
erm...sweaty? 9/11 was an inside job

>>75058718
language culture history

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>>75058718
because you're celts in denial

>>75058707
HOWLING wtf is going on here

watching Atheism-is-Unstoppable

>>75058758
yank political discourse

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you will be part of the <1% of humans throughout history who died without ever having sex

peanut butter and jam

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So I was at the coffee shop yesterday discussing various matters with my friends and one lad brought up the idea of the UK being the London empire. What is an empire? it is a centralised government ruling over various different people and governing them. I think we can all agree London is very distinct from the rest of the UK and it rules over the rest imposing it's self image onto them.

Just food for thought.

>>75058752
dont think anyone denies our celtic genealogy.

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>>75058707

Agility: 1

Strength: 1

Intelligence: 200

Simple as

might just become a primary teacher instead of going for a proper career

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found a tenner under my bed
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1495115555037.webm

>>75058646
Yeah agree with all those points.
When I was worked in western Australia I was staying in a place opposite one of the communities. Really sad to see a whole area of traditional people in complete ruins.

But they are given heaps of initiatives to encourage them to study and work but none take advantage of it. Like you said it's only 1/64 cunts cheating the system.

>>75058791
You could say the same thing about the capital of every country.

>>75058714
aboriginal kids deadset see their way out in playing rugby league. you see that in fucking favelas with the kids who know the only way to escapee is to play soccer. on top of that, there's so much peer pressure and prevelance of drinking and drug use that it's not only talent they need but the mental fortitude to get through pure misery without any form of escapism.

everything is so passive. it's giving "opportunity" but not providing means to get there. medical schools offer reduced entry scores in the entrance exam to people with aboriginal heritage. that's exploited by 1/16th aboriginals who get in with reduced scores and never even consider going to a rural setting let alone some destitute aboriginal community halfway between bumfuck and woop woop.

>>75058800
nonce

>>75058715
yeah this used to be nights out for me

sometimes the lads would go to a club. id drop a E and follow them around for hours upon hours.

boring

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busy week for drumpf

wonder how many clangers he'll drop

what if london went independent

like singapore or honkers

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how big is /brit/'s biceps?

12.4inches here


6'5 90kg

*becomes a normie*
ahh yes much better

>>75058805
how come every other country gets to win territory by war except israel?

got called a kiddie fiddler on the bus today

>>75058805
stuffed my tenner in your mum

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what's dis
a package from the states?

>>75058449
>>75058462
>>75058549
UNCONFIRMED

>>75058848
start picking heavy things up and putting them back down lad

>>75058680

mate of mine wrote a novel, 60k words, it was hilariously bad. he sent it off to some publishers and was acting like his big break was just around the corner.

of course he never heard back, why are these types so delusional

>>75058702
Kokoda track costs thousands of dollars for a guide, gear and food. Plus it takes 6-9 days to complete. I don't want to spend the money and I don't have to time to waste.
That said I wad in Kokoda recently. I was even there working during Anzac day. Heaps of activity!

Png is alri. Got its shit moments and it's cool moments.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teLfdlvdSts

>>75058848
used to be hench but got in a car accident and havent gone to gym in like 9 months

went back on thursday.
s'posed to go today feeling DOMS so reckon im going to go on sunday instead

>>75058870
dragon dildos

>>75058885
choon

Do middle class mums actually give a shit about online porn or is it just something for the papers to moan about?

>>75058371
I bought some brown sauce a while back
I like putting it on burgers and corn dogs

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done a chuckle this morning when i realised that the amount of water i use to spray my arsehole with in the shower every morning could probably hydrate an entire village or two in Africa

would love to get together a selection of modern music including some intense industrial techno, metal etc. and go back in time to the medieval or roman period and play it to them.

think they'll enjoy it? i mean a tune is a tune and human appreciation of a banging beat is pretty universal.

thailad cant even bench 1 pl8

>going to school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

>>75058873
I am

this is up from 11.5inches about 2 months ago

>>75058879
no negative criticism or learning of literature in general tb h

It's over lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dPzDqNvPUU

Corbyn landslide

>>75058897
not very nice that is it

>>75058916
according to algerian he's a skinny runtlet.

>>75058848
6ft 85kg
Biceps are 15inch tensed.

>>75058806
the thing is it's like saying "alright mate you've lived in pure shit all your life. your mum's an alcoholic, your dad's a drug addict. your sister is on her way to drug addiction and most of your mates are dead or in prison but hey, come pay us to study xyz at a university". it's so foreign that you really cannot blame them as much as people do.

there's a real bitterness there that just is never really addressed, and only shown when some fed up protestors burn the flag. the initiatives are a start but you can't have someone spend their entire life in complete shit, in a very develop country and then crack the shits when they're not motivated to go cityside and work in an office.

>>75058795
alri stephen hawking

try and refute it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL88Lmu8vCY

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>>75058936
nowt to be done about it sweety xoxoxx need my arse cleaned dont i xxx

>>75058910
I imagine they'd be a lot more interested in the equipment producing the music desu.

ed sheeran is drastically overrated

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>open my window
>hear people talking and shouting in their horrible northern accents, kids shrieking, bin lids slamming, car engines revving, lawn mowers mowing, dogs barking

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who's this bitch you all keep posting and why do you love her so much?

>>75058964
Why don't Scottish people have lips? Do they chew the off when they get hungry because they're such big fat mongs?

>>75058848
bit over 13 inches, 6'2 80kg

Need a good tinder bio lads

>>75058939
thailad: confrim/deny

why does varg keep puting these powerpoint tier slideshows in his videos

ed sheeran is drastically underrated

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>>75058990
are rosy

>>75058978
his breakout song was nice but since then he's just been boring

>>75058910
maybe
medieval music can be pretty crazy
check out Corvus Corax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3g0bLKFt78
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Bq5LyN5PE

Roman music we have it written down but its hard to tell what it sounded like

>>75058990
ticking timebomb of fatness

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i like how intl packages actually have some degree of security to them
unlike those flimsy amazon boxes which can be opened and closed without leaving any kind of indication to the fact it's been opened

>>75059008
never met the Algerian

>>75058848

13.5"
5'11" 80kg

Before I ever lifted anything I weighed 66kg, couldn't do a single press up, and my biceps were 10.5"

Probably should start doing curls and chin ups

>>75059005
mention that you were molested as a child

feel lonely

HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

(in this post)

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>>75059001
fetal alcohol syndrome

>>75059053
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

>>75059026
nobody likes hard to open packaging, except you apparently, freak

>>75059005
6'2" and yes, that's height and length ;)

how you lads foing?

>>75059024
nice. more?

wisdom tooth is giving me major pain but can't be bothered to go to the dentist. so british!

>>75059028
>believe algeriano the mong or thainonce the pathological liar

hmm...gotta side with the paki on this one mate

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Thainonce is a typical sexpat basically

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Back from the land of Engs. NOT amused at how many folk there arent white. Plenty of prayer areas and sorts. keep in mind it was London, but still. not amused

couldnt imagine a more heemworthy duo out and about together than the algerian and thairunt

"Why do so many right-wingers hate Britain so much"

Decent read on half of these threads.

>>75058848
14 here

>>75058813
not really, many countries allow various degrees of autonomy for their various regions

here london just completely dominates everything

>>75058953
Not even work in an office, just work at anything. I don't mind helping them as long as they want to help themselves ya know.
Just cause they're in a shit situation doesn't mean they need to stay in a complete shit situation. At least try and improve one small part of their life or community.

Yeah, there is a real animosity from them towards whites and Australian society. I don't understand what they want though. They're given heaps of money and subsidized food and other essentials. I give them mad respect for being a people that can survive in Australia, but I don't know, they have some real issues in their communities and they don't see the problem.

>>75059096
yeah if i wanted pakis putting things in my mouth i'd walk down a dark alley in london

got PCOS lads

>>75058953
I guess I know there's a problem, and we're enabling them, but I don't know what the fuck to do to solve it.

>>75059110
>talking shit about someone you met up with

very poor form

>>75059110
wouldn't have thought of thairorke as the ethnic tattoos type

>>75059093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMXwluMcGrg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqJMVSnwg_Y

and Muslim stuff, has more guitar, medieval European music was dominated my woodwinds and similar things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfHA8v9GJg

>>75059159
yeah he's an arsehole but so is Thailad so it's funny
>>75059165
he's an EDL chav brainlet from the North

after last night more lads have had my willy in their mouth than girls i worked out

>>75059165
probably has them to blend in with the normal tourists

business idea: fake teeth that self-clean so i don't have to bother

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kvlt
so kvlt it was hard to get a visible shot of the text underneath

>>75059071
i've literally had the ability to open other people's stuff without it appearing as if it's been touched
you don't see a problem with this?

>>75059180
I like Thailad

>>75059165
not the tattoo type at all, i've mentioned that a couple of times.
>>75059134
It's not like there's no local government in the UK. Councils are a thing, so it's not zero autonomy by any means.

>>75059173
interesting, thanks. you can definitely tell where modern folk music evolved from.

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>>75059083
good, just great. couldn't be better haha

On a cob web afternoon,
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was lost in the pages of a book full of death;
Reading how we'll die alone.
And if we're good we'll lay to rest,
Anywhere we want to go.

In your house I long to be;
Room by room patiently,
I'll wait for you there like a stone.
I'll wait for you there alone.

And on my deathbed I will pray to the gods and the angels,
Like a pagan to anyone who will take me to heaven;
To a place I recall, I was there so long ago.
The sky was bruised, the wine was bled, and there you led me on.

>>75059201
so you don't have tattoos and the algerian was talking shit?

have you actually met him?

>>75059110
kek sounds like an aids victim

>>75059201
not zero obviously otherwise the country wouldn't function

but we are pretty uncommon in the way that our capital dominates the country

thanks to this site i've seen a monkey fucking a goat, a monkey fucking a frog in the mouth, two gorillas 69ing, and now a rooster fucking a cat.

>>75059192
It's only a problem if people are nosey twats and/or thieves like you.

>>75059222
I don't any tattoos and I've never met Algerian.

can taste the tooth rot
better not require a root canal

>>75059205
to be fair these are all modern bands

>>75059110
Would like to hear how Thailad describes the Algerian nonce

Got a feeling the reason he gets so upset about people taking the piss out of him for being 5'8 is that he's actually more like 5'6

>>75059243
>rooster
FOY

>>75059237
no we aren't

plenty of countries have very dominant capitals

>>75059237
It's similar here

>>75059262
yeh i know but they're using medieval methods of playing music. which is what im guessing folk music evolved from

toil in t- 20 minutes

don't have a problem with globalism as long as we keep the rasheeds and jamals and zhangs out

thailad link me a song you've been listening to a lot lately

>>75059137
>>75059153
yeah see what you're saying but i dont think they even know what they want. there's intervention required that's more than just a dollar amount. the issues are so widespread that it's gonna take a long time to iron out.

i've no answers, and people a lot smarter than us have none either. i do hope something comes up though because it's not working now.

>>75059244
but we don't live in a perfect world
so this may often be the case

(also i said i've had the ability, not that i've done it)

>>75058920

pretty sad
what he doesn't mention is what his degree is

directx lol w/e

>>75059309
https://youtu.be/1rr4tXN2eJM

*reinstalls minecraft*

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>>75059237
It's the same in loads of countries

Pic related is what percentage of people live in the capital city

proto gf sent me a drunk snapchat at 4am
shame because if I was awake at the time I could have got her to come for a shag

just experienced pleasure

>>75059342
do that too often and she may become the so called gf though, gotta be careful

If you suddenly made a million pounds what would you do with it

Me: buy a flat in London (650k for a 1 bed with parking)

Buy my mum a house in Somerset (250k for a small 2 bed)

Keep the rest in my pocket

Would be nice to live in London and be rent/mortgage free. I'd have £2500 a month just to spend on whatever I want.

>>75059314
Well maybe mummy may will bring in new legislation to ensure that all packages are securely sealed and gps tracked.

just inexperienced, simple as

>>75059387
were you trying to make a point with this

>>75059378
Buy a million lotto tickets

wish i lived within walking distance of a big bridge

>>75059378
put it in the bank, finish my degree, get a job

>>75059378
>Would be nice to live in London and be rent/mortgage free. I'd have £2500 a month just to spend on whatever I want.
You've already spent 900k on property so you'd only have 2500 a month for 40 months

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

https://twitter.com/theeconomist/status/607937691343290368

Can't wake up.

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please hire me

hello my little peasants

>>75059423
ah yes, very sound
let your money sit and wither, just like you will

>>75059310
Yeah good answer mate.

>>75059378
> one million pounds
So about 2 million Aussie bucks

Probably invest some of it and continue living with my parents for another year or more until I need to move out. Then I'd buy a house in the surround of Sydney, and give some to my sister's and try to help them out.

>>75059430
Think he probably means 2500 a month from his job without having to use it on rent lad

>>75059397
I dunno, are you trying not to bite?

*looks up at the sky*

>>75059447
don't get it

>>75059454
no

>>75059378
put it in a high interest account and skim off the interest then pay into it money left over in a year.

>>75059430
I think he's talking about his income. None of his income would go on house repayments. Only utilities and food and whatever.

>>75059476
Why even reply then?

Need some benzodiazepines

>>75059448
a million really isn't much in the grand scheme of things
you could get at most a few years of the high life out of it

got a poo inside me, clamouring for release

like a caged runt

>>75059450
Did you shag in the end last night mate?
need closure on the story

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drinking a nice cuppa tea

>>75059430
No I make £2500 a month at work

I wouldn't stop working

>>75059482
*Invests it all in high risk cryptocurrencies*

>>75059407
Very nice

>>75059450
Sounds wholesome

I'd actually consider spending less on my property in London and more on a property for my family. If I buy a big enough place my mum and siblings will probably all live there.

Back from gym, popped into Morrison's and got some dank chicken pakoras hehe

who is this paki slagging off /brit/

reveal yourself

>>75059412
>>75059412
>>75059412

>>75059512
same

pining for south america

>>75059518
nah was gonna buy asimov skins in csgo

picking out cocaine bogies. grim.

wish i could sleep longer than 12 hours

>>75059524
Eh, it's a pretty fair assessment of /brit/ desu.

>>75059497
very childish, there are so many ways to leverage this
crypto is exploding, a few grand here and there on gold and silver, speculate on promising stocks, then "save the rest" if you really are too worried about thinking too much

>>75059500
Nah, but I had a fun time making friends when I went to the club alone.

Debating whether to call up some girls I know and organise a definite shag, or go to the bars again tonight. Really feel like a fuck after roughing it the last month.
Had a massage and chilling on the couch with some kava at the moment. Chilled out af.

Anyone remember this gimmick? Can't remember all the details but it was something like

>Man on deathbed
>"I wish I hadn't gone in holiday so much or gone out drinking so I could have bought that 2 bedroom buy to let in Barnsley"

Appreciate if somebody that actually remembers how it went could bring it back properly

>>75059552
rasheed

>>75059518
>*Invests it all in high risk cryptocurrencies*
>high risk

Mate, this shit will explode like a fucking nuke in the next five years and everyone on the outside looking in will feel exiled

BTC and ETH are solid investments if you get in NOW, well ETH at least

I'd plow 500k into a deposit on a townhouse, in south London and stock the rest in an index fund/bonds

Would rent 2 spare rooms and keep working

>>75059568
ebin gimmick you fucking oddball

>>75059565
you're acting like it's ancient, it's a fairly current gimmick

>>75059589
fuck off shill

>>75059591
>plow
FUCK
OFF
YANK

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*advocates for the non-messing around of himself*

>>75059592

'd

literally every australian woman that becomes famous ends up marrying a british guy

>>75059554
Ahh yes speculate on promising stocks

Absolute fucking Mong. Bung it in an index fund you idiotic child

tiger lily

Fucking sick of the amount of bog-trotting Paddy bastards on British TV

>>75059602
plowed ur nan last night

Wow we get it, you do drugs

Fuck off

brendan fraser

wasted 40 years of my life but it was worth it the end

finally paid off the mortgage of my terraced house on Accrington

>>75059608
literally every british woman that becomes famous ends up marrying an american guy

>>75059623
>plowed
fuck off yank

>>75059593
The SPECIFIC incarnation relating to buy to let property

>>75059632
ugh don't want yank women

>>75059636
>>75059630

>>75059565
Just ask someone to explain what the appeal of going on holiday to some 'exotic' location is and he'll start posting that stuff when he can't think of a coherent argument.

>>75059603
a picture of kev, ribena or the dentist in the upstairs window would be a nice addition to that photo

just love doing drugs

>>75059597
would love to subtly girn at your family in a few years knowing I've made millions and you were an obstinate shortsighted cunt

>>75059612
>Bung it in an index fund you idiotic child

No, sir, you are the mong because you can't fucking think on your feet. people who invest have to stay on the edge, you are contented to throw in something low risk that barely appreciates.

Need a yank gf

>>75059621
irish are brits though

REAL New:
>>>/lgbt/8286049

New:
>>75059666
>>75059666

i sent tim that pizza

shant be admitting this again

>>75059668
ah yes, the yank obsession with money

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>>75059589
I know lad, I'm already in

Just dreaming of actually making an amount of money that will change my life ahh

I feel like even if I made 100k on ETH in a few years what would I do with it? Deposit on a mortgage for a shitty studio flat? So boring

>>75059591
Can buy a place in South London to live in yourself for that much

>>75059668
Index fund = guaranteed returns that stack up over time and is actually sensible

Randomly investing in 'promising stocks' with barely any knowledge = glorified gambling

Absolutely runtish, may as well just buy a million scratch cards

>>75059702
Literally stoked for you, but my situation is so fucked now that coinbase is blocking people who don't send in taxable information

I'm being gouged by going through coinmama but it is literally my only option at the moment.

>>75059723
It's not investing on barely any knowledge though. If you're technical you can read everything. It's all open source.

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>>75059657
only have kev

>>75059741
*Moves to the new thread and replies to you*

>>75059744
Index funds over a long period of time outperform almost all hedge funds

Why do you think you will do any better?

>>75059781
No one said it was a bad investment, just a store against inflation and interest fluctuations whereas if you are at least halfway savvy, you can put in on promising new stocks and if one succeeds you win. It's not even hard, just takes some time.

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bye thread

>>75058880
Are you an expat or a native? How safe is PNG and what would you recommend a tourist to go and see/do?