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Ah yes, very strong.
Edition.
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the gf
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maisie
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brumpf zlumpf
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>>75059666
link
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>and unionist
eh?
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just want fake teeth
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>>75059698
You faggots literally are discussing stocks every time I come on here
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any spare wills to live knocking about?
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>8 weeks of summer till uni starts
>only have 2 weeks of holiday planned

ah yes looking forward to 6 weeks being utterly bored to death in the office
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Myprotein
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It's the immigrants fault I'm an uneducated moron who's capable of no more than menial manual labour.
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Would gladly have Theresa May squeeze my balls hard with her pale soft hands while she coldy looks me in the eyes with those icy eyes of hers.
unironically
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would shag the life out of dani harmer
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>>75059746
arrogant student twat expects us to be upset that hes off for 8 weeks
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>>75059736
you're the one who started that you bellend

fucking yanks talk nothing but shit
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>>75059657
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>>75059779
i'm not off you spanner i'll be at work
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>>75059768
projection
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>>75059785
>talking shit

thought it was called banter ol chap hurhur
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>>75059718
https://s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/manifesto2017/Manifesto2017.pdf
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>>75059785
that wasn't me, that's some other mong, i'm the cryptomongrunt
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mummy's getting me a greggs
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>>75059736
>faggots
fuck off yank
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>I landed in North Carolina at 8pm.
>I had a 10 hour lay over until my flight home
>we werent allowed to wait at our terminal
>me and gf order pizza and sleep under an escalator in baggage claim

It sucked balls, but it wouldn't have been so bad had I not diarrhea'd my pants after eating the pizza. That was in the top 3 worst nights of my life
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how does one start investing in cryptocurrency

any recommended literature or texts?
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>>75059808
hello faggot
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>>75059815
ingest other men's cum at least once a week for 3 months
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>>75059814
sounds comfy.
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>any recommended literature or texts?
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>>75059830
one step ahead of you mate
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>>75059815
Have you tried asking /brit/? It's surely the logical place to get great advice on that subject. Or any subject really, as long as it has absolutely nothing to do with British culture.
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>>75058481
>>75058481
>>75058481
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Ahh yes real normie twat hours

*Logs off /brit/*
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>>75059815
just bee yourself
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>>75059849
hmmm was just asking since everyone was talking about it no need to be a CUNT about it mate
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need someone less menopausal in power desu, dinosaurs like theresa should be sent to the old folks home, we need someone more in touch with society
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Imagine being thailad, I bet his ex bar girl GF doesn't understand a WORD he says, SCREECHING

I reckon he should get a british GF like any normal man
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high concentration of nancy boys in this thread
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>>75059815
>>>/biz
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Just deleted Facebook again. See how long I last this time
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>>75059869
post fucking machines
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Fuck it I'm going to the pub.
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>>75059869
POST
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>>75059825
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>wait and wait and wait for the weekend
>spend it lying in bed shitposting and wanking

where did it all go so wrong
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>>75059892
faggot
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>>75059871
nigeria
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Business idea: instead of just lifting heavy things up and down lift MYSELF up and down
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i created the shortening words to the point of unintelligibility gimmick AMA
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https://www.econjobrumors.com/topic/anyone-still-a-virgin-while-starting-phd
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thats me in the corner
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>>75059736
We're mostly English, what do you expect. *Finance* is all we know anymore, even though we're all poor.

>>75059741
Cheers buddy. Quite odd someone being happy at someone else doing alright with something. In the UK we bully you if you start doing well

I lost loads of coins trying to trade when I first bought in. When the volume dies down in the next couple of weeks you'll get your accounts approved. We'll probably retrace then too

>>75059815
>>>/Biz/
Also r/ethtrader
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>nancy boys
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>>75059892
a tad faggoty there dude
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>>75059895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ViQEsoxWfE

you in 15 years
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>>75059895
the illusion that that time was on it's way when it was already here
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>>75059869
>like any normal man
he's not a normal man though
normal blokes don't shag children
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>>75059916
that cunt doesn't even have a lampshade. the fuck
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I had to sleep one night at Rome FCO or CIA, and with me there was one african dude travelling to Berlin who kept saying scheisse and telling me to move to Berlin for easy jobs at hotels. Then there was an iraki or afghan (this was 2011, before the refugee crisis) claiming he had come to Rome escaping the war and had his passport confiscated by security, so he couldn't leave the airport. It was clearly bullshit because we were all in the pre-security zone, so nothing stopped him from just walking out. It was us 3 sleeping in the same area, talking shit, what we were doing in europe etc, and then the black guy kept saying to me "I don't trust the paki, he's lying, nobody took his passport" and then he went to sleep away from the paki, saying he didn't want to wake up with his shit stolen. Ah, the wonders of a multiculti society.
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>>75059907
>Yep. Still a virgin after--way after.

>I had my third year review a few months ago, and I've never even kissed a girl. During my third year of high school I got a pity hug from a girl at my workplace, but that's as far as I've ever made it.

how
ling
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>>75059916
not a virgin
am employed.
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>>75059912
I just like the idea of a few lost souls and wagecucks getting on in this shit because of how fucked everything has gone.

But yeah, BTC txs are slow as shit and I just hope it'll correct in a few weeks when I buy in. Was even lucky enough to get the original 50 ETH before 26 popped to 58
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thailad is marrying a jungle monkey
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>>75059815
Technical Analysis of Financial Markets
Tom Bulkowski's Website
>>75059912
what do you think is going to happen to eth today? Im starting to think its going to dip below 120 dollars again
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I don't mind where the cat sleeps, I just want it to be his choice
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>>75059916

me in 5 years
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don't know how many times in films and shows i've seen people demonstrate wormholes by sticking a pen through a piece of folded paper but i know it's enough that i roll my eyes whenever i see it now
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got a tingling sensation in the veins in my hands
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>>75059973
name one other than Interstellar.
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literally wake up at 11.30 on the fucking dot every day
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just put my willy through a piece of folded paper lads
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>>75059907
>You virgins disgust me. Seriously. I'm sick to my stomach to think that you'll be teaching young minds, and you don't even have the backbone to get yourself laid
based
reminded me of my posts in /brit/
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>>75059993
event horizon
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>>75059999
good lad
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>>75059900
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75059993
event horizon
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>>75060021
faggot
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>gf
uhmm fuck off heteros
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>>75060004
>centrist
thats just being a normal and adjusted human being
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Just drunk 3 Red Bull's, dare me to die?
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the obsession with some random bore in asia's degeneracy capital is fucking repulsive

his posts help me get to sleep in a wholly unironic way.
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>>75060004
would rather have an alt-right gf
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>>75060028
>faggot
fuck off yank
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hate heteros, hate bisexuals
love homos
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>>75059912
can you recommend a good wallet? i'm gonna start putting a bit of spare money into crypto and i've seen the /brit/ stuff about DGB but I have to buy an alternative currency to break in to the market because of hassle.
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>>75060053
faggot
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everyone should be gay
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>>75060038
gives you wings mate go and jump off something high
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go on my son
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can you stay alive on a diet on booze and cocaine?
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wish she did porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj1MD98F_mg
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still remember watching Interstellar in the cinema on 300µg LSD and having to grip the sides of my chair so I didn't fall into the wormhole hahahhaha

good times
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hate men, hate women, hate tits and pubes, love little kids.
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got called a spacker in walmart earlier lads
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>>75060042
any woman who claims to be alt right is mentally ill
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new band name: Jefferson Davis Starship

>>75060059
only one i know of right now that's any decent is myetherwallet.com. just make sure to print out all your credentials and wallet qr codes for safe keeping
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might ask my mum for a sausage sarnie
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>>75059993
not him but think they did it in Stranger Things
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>>75060062
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75060066

doesn't exist
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>>75060115
faggot
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>>75060072
t. gentleman at the sporting ground
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>>75060080
crease
did you attract attention to yourself? I imagine you were quite loud
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currently lodging with a family

pros.
>room is massive and i have a lot of storage space
>cheaper than market rate
>no contracts or anything so i can leave as soon as i like
>kitchen is really nice

cons
>they seem to go into my room when i'm at work occasionally
>their dog is aggressive towards me sometimes also barks alot
>their kids sometimes make a fuck load of noise
>they all wake up at 6 in the morning and it wakes me up too, even though i only need to really wake up at 8

assessment
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>>75060088
sounds good
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love cocks not a bender just like em
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>>75060079
haha my mate was banging on about asmr last night to fucking everyone. asking if they get asmr and explaining the whole meme to them. funny shit.

if only he know about its association with being a fucking loser.

had to hide my power level a bit 2bh.
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should I watch Neil TheGrass Tyson's Cosmos?
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>>75060126
buy ear plugs.
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>>75060137
>if only he know about its association with being a fucking loser.

??????????????
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>>75060119
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75060126
*BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*
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>>75060139
when you watch The Cosmos, that's not really a show, it's just colorized pixels sent via fiber-optic and copper cabling to your home
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>>75060150
on 4chan people who listen to asmr are sensitive little runtish faggots. this is known.
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>>75060096
alri cheers i'll look into it. I have the DGB core wallet but i'm still figuring out what wallet does what, and i'd prefer a more universal wallet than this wallet for thhis currency, that wallet for that currency.
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so bored
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>>75059952
Good price desu, you've probably got a low average buy in price than I have

I had a nightmare with the initial bullrun a couple of months ago. Had my accounts set up, deposited my money into the exchange, they froze them for some reason and then the price doubled. Typical

>>75059959
Yeah I agree with you. Don't think it will drop too much though. Probably stay over 110

Then maybe up to 150ish pre-Consensus


>>75060059
I bought a Ledger Nano S. But I've seen people use Jaxx and MyEtherWallet
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>>75060146
have, they fall out when i sleep sometimes
>>75060157
reee

dogs are such annoying animals cannot fathom how people put up with them
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>>75060125
no, got away with it perfectly fine

the film itself was absolutely deafening so any small squeaks of fear and excitement I may have made would've been drowned out

when the next epic sci fi marvel comes out I plan on doing it again
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Business idea: sell mute dogs
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'avin a good wrestle wit' me demons
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>>75060126
>>they seem to go into my room when i'm at work occasionally
thats a bit much
if I was in digs I would expect them not to come into my room
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>>75060126
You've posted about the dog before haven't you?

Also what sort of family with kids rents out a room to some fucking weirdo.
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>>75060171
>faggots
fuck off yank
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>>75060066
nut
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>>75060066
why would anyone want to watch bladerunner?
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>>75060221
faggot
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what if you took a really fit girl home and pulled down her knickers only to discover dried bits of poo
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https://youtu.be/ZGJOR-ezwDo
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>>75060079
>ASMR

She probably has, if you know where to look
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>>75060195
>dogs are such annoying animals cannot fathom how people put up with them
you're the oddity here mate. they've been valued companions to humans for over 10,000 years. and for good reason.
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>>75060237
Don't care, just shower first
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>>75060237
be thankful it wasn't a cock knowing my luck ahaha
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want dave back
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Just bought some Old Spice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2SlCja3zo
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>>75060233
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75060233
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75060194
>I had a nightmare with the initial bullrun a couple of months ago.

Yeah, same happened to me when the ddos on kraken was occurring. Well sort of but I just don't know what to do except throw everything in ETH regardless of BTC and I have 1.05~ BTC

Want it to correct down to like 1200-1500 although it's looking more impossible by the day
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>>75060271
>>75060273
faggots
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>>75060237
why are you looking at her arsehole? why is she lying on her front?
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>>75060083
hope hairy fannies become popular again, only nonces like bald ones
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>>75060225
pretending ridley scott's any good is a key part of being a pesudointellectual
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>>75060271
>>75060273
>faggots
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>>75060216
the meter is in my room and they store some stuff in a walk in cupboard accessible through my room - does annoy me alot though.
>>75060219
parent's friend of friend of friend of friend.
i'm a good tenant 2bh.
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love bald fannies I do
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>>75060284
>>75060296
>faggots
fuck off yanks
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>>75060126
>>75060216
Don't see what's wrong with it as long as they don't pry or touch yourself
Can't just expect them to NEVER enter a room in their own house when god knows what could be going on in there
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>>75060305
nonce twat

>>75060308
faggot
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>>75060287
fannies look best from behind
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>>75060294
i liked the first alien film, the second was 80s action wankery and the third was simply rubbish
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>>75060245
yeah but not runty ankle biters
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>>75060245
I don't go around barking the door bell or at a bird outside.

I don't hound people for food

I don't start getting aggresive with people for no reason.
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i want to have kids someday lads
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>>75060308
fucking FAGGOT
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>you must be a pedo if you don't like big hairy vaginas
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Imagine being a Brit and going around calling people faggots and "assholes" haha

100% sign of too much time on Reddit
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>>75060329
nonce
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>>75060329
'ce
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>>75060322
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>75060332
hello faggot asshole

>>75060345
faggot
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What a meeting of minds this has turned out to be
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>>75060318
>they don't pry
they don't but sometimes i leave the room dirty, especially mid week.
>touch myself
annoys me becuase i wanna get a fleshy
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love big hairy vaginas i do
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>>75060332
everyone says faggot in Ireland
ass- makes you sound like a yank though
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ah yes daytime brit
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uncomfortable truth: private health care not only provides better quality because doctors and nurses are paid more but citizens become more attentive to their health since it's costing them more money
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hate dentists

love mashed potato castles

simple as
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just smoked that fag
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>75060337
>75060342
played like a fucking fiddle hehehe
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>>75060331
exactly, you're also a nonce if you like small boobs
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Wondering what life would be like if I wasn't afflicted with the ol 'tism
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>>75060329
its not like you can do anything else after 30 without looking like a loser
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>>75060370
nonce twat
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>>75060350
Hello there reddit
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>>75060350
>faggot asshole
fuck off yank
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russian feminist psychology student is trying to convince me that having a nice subservient, loving, loyal wife is inferior to having good sex
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>>75060350
>faggot
FOY
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love small boobs and bald fannies I do
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>>75060383
>>75060391
faggot bum chums

>>75060392
'e
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>>75060358
disgusting americanisation
though frankly I don't care about ireland so jog on
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>>75060290
Then I'll stay a nonce. Shaved looks aesthetic.
And I like eating shaved pussy more than hairy.

>>75060392
Patrician taste.
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>>75060392
nonce
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>>75060080
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>>75060392
it's the true red pill
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>>75060404
wrong on all accounts get fucked
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>>75060384
:D

:D

:D
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2 weeks in and i'm struggling with my no porn lads

just did a speedwank to the thought of a particularly good janice griffirth video, LOVE that qt bag of bones desu
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just found out im a 'nce now wtf?
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>I don't mind a girl being servile
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I'm actually scared of big vaginas
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>>75060427
> so americanised he isn't even aware of the state of himself
poor lad
but still, fuck off yank
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>>75060432
Follow your heart
Be yourself
You do you
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>>75060384
you can tell she's nervous and trying to justify her time on the cock carousel
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>>75060431
good taste

also, august ames
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>>75060384
she fancies you mate
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love kids
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>>75060392
GOOD lad
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>>75060432
isn't she like 15
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz2EQt2YjIU 'ling
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>>75060411
>Shaved looks aesthetic
no it doesn't, it looks like just a weird slit, highly underwhelming considering the hullaballoo surrounding it
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>>75060444
think you mean big vulvas
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>>75060384
runt
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love special needs
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>>75060126
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF
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>you can tell she's nervous and trying to justify her time on the cock carousel
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>>75060465
she's 21 or 22
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philosophical problems are merely language puzzles
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won't rest until all yanks are eradicated

currently pumping up yellowstone to produce an explosion with my own farts to aid my endeavour
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I'm so disgusted by roastie vaginas that I once walked out when a girl took her panties off to reveal one
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>>75060470
but eating it is defo nicer when it's bald
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weebanese on duolingo
excellent
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>>75060471
not just vulvas I mean really the whole vagina
like really puffy
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the IT support guy at my work gives me heavy asmr.

he's this arabic bloke, who speaks really softly. he'll give instructions 'so if we just open this setting here' and meanwhile my head starts tingling.
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>>75060496
alright witty
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>>75060470
Better than a mass of dark hair imho. Each to their own.
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>>75060490
>>75060442
ah yes /brit/s resident female here to make shit posts
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>>75060494
shame
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Really want to shag the gf

Going for lunch with her and her family but then she's off staying with them this weekend

rreeeee
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>>75060328
Dogs are never aggressive for no reason. Obviously your dislike of dogs has been well observed by the pupper and as a stranger in his home you've made no effort to befriend him
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trimmed > shaved > trimmed with too much attention to detail > untamed
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>>75060510
bit gay
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one of my (female) friends told me last night that she suffered a lot of physical and emotional abuse from her stepfather during childhood. and he continues to be a complete cunt to her and her mum.

said to her, among other things, that despite that shit she's come out the other end a lovely and admirable person that im proud to have as my friend and she should keep telling herself that.

the beaming smile and look of appreciation on her face was priceless.

feels good being a great friend. doesn't take much to help someone out lads.
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Business idea: make a beer that's entirely head
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treat thine ears

https://youtu.be/Z-tTmSY4m4M
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>>75060532
i gave him some food and talked silly to him.

he was alri with me then. but when im just passing through the corridoors or something he'll start snarling at me.

will attack it back if it ever strikes me though.
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>>75060541
why aren't you taking advantage of a daddy issue girl you fucking gay twat
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>>75060541
she's a fucking CUNT if she doesn't repay you with sex imho
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>>75060552

>>>/int/nederdraad
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>>75060194
thanks mate, jaxx looks pretty good for what I want.

now I have to buy in and learn what to buy hahah
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>>75060552
could you freeze it and then eat it
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>>75060559
>i was nice to it once
You're supposed to build a relationship with the animal. Pet him when you see him and take him for a walk or something
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Looking forward to killing myself actually

Can really imagine myself waking up on that day and feeling an immense sense of freedom
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watch out lads dropping a massive redpill on this one
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>>75060562
>>75060563
because shes my mate. dont find her sexually appealing either 2bh.
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currently got a lodger living with us lads and convinced he's a nonce. My dog is an ex-police dog and trained to sniff out nonces and he's really aggressive towards him. We gave him the big room just to get him away from my sister as much as possible and mum's been checking his room for dead children when he goes out to the jobcentre at 8
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>>75060590
hello faggot
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not a furry. just love the porn, simple as
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>>75060604
hi! x
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>>75060575
I mean, I suppose so
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>>75060587
whincing hard at you
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>>75060557
>Lofi Hip Hop 24/7 Chill Study Beats Radio
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>>75060404
It just fits the accent
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>>75060587
creasing
she's going to hate you mate
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>>75060593
has he wrecked your arsehole in the middle of the night yet
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>>75060541
one girl that I was so close to fucking once told me whilst we were walking with my dogs that she was possibly nonced as a kid by a family friend and I didn't know what to do so I think I nervously laughed


we don't talk any more
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love medium boobs and stubbly fannies
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>>75060590
state of numales
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I've had literally dozens of opportunities to have a gf and I've squandered them all because of my autism, inexperience and general ineptitude. I could write a book detailing each and every failure.

My peak is over and I'm going to be alone
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>>75060611
Is this you?
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>>75060541
Good lad
Women are people too
>>
bf's refusing to go get some pints
>>
>>75060587
cringed so hard I've now got a 6 pack
>>
>one girl that I was so close to told me she was possibly nonced as a kid by a family friend and I nervously laughed
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>>75060657
yeh. all the anti-women posts made by bitter virgins here always make me laugh.
>>
>>75060639
>we don't talk anymore
What was all of it for?
>>
all females are massively insecure
>>
>>75060557
>>75060625
good posts
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>>75060639
KEK

girl was telling me how she got groped in a club the night before by one of the guys at pres, I accidentally laughed cos I couldn't imagine the gay cunt doing it and she had a proper go at me lmao
>>
plan for today

>wake up early
>eat porridge
>go to gym
>come back and practice my language
>then do some maths problems
>eat lunch at 12

what i've actually done
>wake up
>sat in bed wanking and shitposting and now its 12
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>Women are people too


ahahahhaha wait until the lads on r/incels hear about this KEK
>>
>>75060604
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>state of numales
>>
>>75060677
so are most of the people here
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>>75060677
Most people are
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>>75060666
I once laughed and smiled nervously when telling someone about how a girl's entire family committed suicide
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>>75060557
LOVE a bit of nuja desu
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>>75060684
>at pres
what does this mean? What actually counts as groping? Like I don't think i've ever seen a random guy grope a random girl, unless by grope we mean put their arms around her waist or something.
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>state of numales
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>>75060695
lmaoing at that filename
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>>75060714
pre-drinks
>>
getting a greggs for lunch.
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>>75060714
pre drinking
he was just feeling her up and pulling her towards him and stuff I think I didn't really ask after that
>>
>>75060685
Literally done that except the maths/language
>>
>>75060738
racist
>>
>>75060639
I knew a girl in college who confided in me that she'd been gang raped and I was like oh god that's horrible or something like that and then went in to give her a hug then she pulled away sharply and said 'I don't like to be touched'. Oh right yeah I should have seen that coming.
>>
>>75060738
grab me a chicken bake mate
>>
wish mgsv had a longer story
>>
>>75060748
got DOMS and cba to move.

i also did some of the other things i planned for the wekeend last night.
>>
never want anyone to make a horrible confession to me because every time im not supposed to laugh i start creasing
>>
>>75060763
should've done it for the bantz
>>
>>75060738
pick me up a patrician bake (they'll know what you mean...but it's a sausage and bean melt).
>>
"strange mysteries" has some cool videos but that narrator is such a twat
>>
hate faggots

love straighties
>>
hey mum
*audience murmurs*
I have some horrible news
*audience chuckles*
Dad's dead!
*roaring laughter*
>>
>>75060763
should have forced yourself on her, that's how most abuse victims get off
>>
>>75060738
like the new items on greggs menu

mexican thing is pretty dank
katsu chicken thing is alri.
>>
>>75060731
>>75060746
is this "pres" actually slang have legit never heard anyone say that irl.

I'm sorry she had that happen to her though that sucks.
>>
>>75060763
I made out with a girl who then told she had been raped by one of her friends multiple times.
I asked her if he was in court/jail. "Oh no, I didn't tell the police or anything". I left her at that point. Big alarm bells, she wasn't right in the head.
>>
anyone else had a hormonal gf?
>>
>>75060803
good lad
>>
>>75060786
ooooh love me some DOMS, jealous

just did some bodyweight stuff and HIIT to sweat out the booze today tbqh
>>
>>75060842
>is this "pres" actually slang have legit never heard anyone say that irl.
yeah it's cos drinks at clubs are really expensive so you get a bit pissed beforehand
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>>75060842
yeh its a thing
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can someone give me tim's address, I want to steal his guitar
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>>75060862
10 downing street
london
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>>75060860
haha I know what pre drinks are just never heard it called pres, we just always said pre drinks no shortening
>>
>why yes, i've drank alcohol in the past month
>>
Don't like this thing the kids do of getting drunk at home and then going out really late.

I like to start drinking in the early evening at the latest and be passed out by 11.
>>
>>75060862
i wouldn't do it mate he's got a physics degree
>>
>>75060842
it's pronounce "pree-s"
how old are you? bit weird you haven't heard it before. What do you call it when you're over at someone's place drinking before going out to the club?
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>abortion
>gay sex
>niggers
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>>75060890
drinking ballantine's right now
not as good as Jameson
>>
If you don't call pre drinks, Prinks.


Then baka
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>>75060906
He probably loves niggers, he probably calls them black people too.
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>>75060862
If you can't work it out from watching any of his videos then you're thicker than Tim.
>>
>>75060925
i don't have time to go through the tim archive
>>
never been to a pre-drinks or a club or a tavern or a pub or have friends
>>
There's this fat runt on youtube that leads a really depressing life reviewing food items and I keep watching his videos and I've no idea why.

He's not funny (he's like an real david brent), his opinions and taste are dismal.
>>
>>75060946
state
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>>75060948
he's not fat
>>
>>75060948
why would you watch him when reviewbrah exists?
>>
rotw is definitely one of the yankposters here
>>
gonna go college and do mdma on a weekly basis until my brain falls out
>>
she wants a man from brum
>>
if they dont want to encourage gang rape why give it such an attractive name?
if my mates were like you wanna go gang raping I'd be like yea I'm totally up for it
>>
>why yes, i use mdma
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qMvqvy46M

what the fuck is this channel
>>
>>75061001
Who?
>>
>>75060966
qld
>>
>>75061040
reportoftheweek
he always comments on tim vids whenever they're posted itt
>>
>be scottish
>have nothing interesting or funny to say
>compensate by typing it out as you would verbally say it
>people share it as though its really funny

>am hungrae goin doon tae chippae
1000000 shares
why oh why
>>
>>75061055
>>75061055
>>75061055
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>>75060903
25, pre-drinking, or just "drinks"
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