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Kittens edition
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need a catgirl gf desu
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>>74963867
i-is kittens back
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I was promised a throbbing hard cock if I showed my arsehole and I have NOT gotten it and I am NOT happy.
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>>74963867
>>74963906
>>74963909
I thought yank girls are shit though?
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only just found out joey boots died months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdXV_yVuPo
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>>74963867
could knocked her head clean off easy
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>>74963862
kek looks ancient
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>>74963319
>>74963254
mmmm maybe before Crossrail 2 comes, but after that I doubt it....

>You coming?
>Yeah just about to get on Crossrail 1 mate, be there in 15
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>>74963924
:^) thought we were doing it ironically not bent lad
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being demolished lads, finally
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yes
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oh god the kittens are making willy go all stiff again
bad willy oh no oh no
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>>74963920
i wish
>>74963926
no anon, no, no
not at all
it's yank POSTERS who are shit
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might download CM 01/02 with the 2017 update
classic game
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>>74963953
I don't care if it's ironic I want that cock now, very tired of getting fucked the wrong way
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Lads it might be happening.
I told you a couple days ago that some girl 300 miles away who had a crush on me 4 years ago liked my normiebook profile pic after I had been inactive for said 4 years, well she just messaged me or of the blue asking how I've been and that it's been a long time and she used the blushing emoji.
What do I do?

>Captcha: Close calle
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>>74963956
which is this?
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>>74963969
>i wish
>you will never see this sweet angel again
>you will never snuggle up to her
y liv tbqdesu familia
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CHEERIO
*silly walks to Nandos*
OI
*spits a yellow liquid*
BUM ME ARSE
*trips over table*
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@74963983
more desperate bullshit made-up stories more sad acts with nothing interesting to post
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>get two slices of bread
>rip all the crusts off one piece
>squeeze the crust-less bread into the other slice so it forms a doughy texture
>toast for roughly 2:30 minutes
>spread thin layer of tomato puree over
>add slices of cheese evenly
>add slices of pepperoni
>microwave for 30 seconds

and there you go, homemade margarita pizza as easy as that
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>>74963982
I-im not gay I-i didn't know it was setious reeeeee
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why do American liberals think they're living in a movie?
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All we hear is
Radio pee pee
Radio poo poo
Radio pee pee
All we hear is radio pee pee
Radio *BRAP BRAP*
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Why are saffers so fucking weird?
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>>74964044
I don't care, it's a contractual agreement and you're obliged to hold up your end of the deal.
Cock.
Now.
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>>74964007
5 grosvenor place
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>>74963983
dw lad she just wants to let you know she has a bf and shes doing fine while youre asking for advice on a somalian banana trading forum
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really hate myself
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>first date
>try to kiss her
>she pulls back
>says she had a good night but we should see each other again
>make sure i look visibly annoyed and walk to train station
>she texts me ten minutes saying she had a good night and worry i looked upset
>say it's okay and that i'm still at the train station if she wants to come down
>end up saying i'll walk her back
>don't want to go home so we go to the common room at her uni
>it's empty because it's so early in the morning
>we're both sat on tables just because
>climb onto her table and try to kiss her again
>ends up doing it this time
>she gets really into it
>make out for good ten-fifteen minutes on the table at her common room
>she says it's getting late and goes back to her room
>get laid third date
always another chance lad
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>she will NEVER be my gf
fuck's SAKE lads
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>>74963906
i will be a pioneer of /brit/'s qt-posting age
not for money nor fame, but because i care
>>74964010
i would wish to see a lot of random soc girls post again if i could
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Physically incapable of talking to women lads
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>>74964086
I hate myself too
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>>74964075
Alri' give us a sec
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>>74964086
*loves you*
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>>74964094
she's ugly
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>>74964080
Probably the case, I shouldn't get my hopes up
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got banned the other day for calling that german i am greek cunt what he is

tell me this isn't ridiculous
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playing some of the ol' stalker
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*awooo*
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>a man with a gun and 2 bullets has taken over the city of Manchester
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sad how many people blogpost at the start of every thread.

no-one cares
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>>74964121
she's literally not though mate
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richard spencer is the world's biggest hipster
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>>74964111
No one cares. KYS
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>>74964145
nice

maybe if the janny enforced that rule a bit more this would be a nicer place
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For the lad who wanted my cock x
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and the eternal pot calls the kettle black once more

fuck off, nobody enjoys your posts
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anime
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>>74964189
yea nah get fucked
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>>74964116
Good lad, hurry up
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@anon on previous thread

you said she's "not of this culture", if she's asian very likely sometimes they won't kiss you first date because they don't want to seem easy, just keep going if she is asian
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>>74964166
Well said, tripcunt
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>>74964168
looks like a baboon
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>>74964072
>yes and...

???????
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GOD
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*adiabatically googles serendipitous*
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>>74964211
*surreptitiously presses the janny button*
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>>74964224
c-cheers anon...
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Sooooo aopppppbe4ipplooll hybbe4yyyyy huunnggryyyyy
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>>74964200
No you daft sod, the other kind of cock, your cock, the one on your body, your penis
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>>74964072
Yes and
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been drinking for 6+ hours and barely tipsy
calling it a night
gonna grab paki pizza on the way back to the hotel
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>>74964205
wonder what that bed smells like
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>>74964145
funny I have never got banned for posting offensive language, didnt even know it was possible till recently
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DON'T


REPLY


TO


IT
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>>74964177
wish he was my mate tbqh seems like a good chap

much more likeable than Milo
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>>74964216
She's from middle east but not Muslim and not from a complete shithole.

I don't think she would worry about me thinking that. Or anyone else.

---

>>74963706
The context is layers upon layers of tragedy, deception and mental illness. I couldn't possibly explain the whole thing.

In fairness, this girl is foreign and so I found it near impossible to decipher her body language into anything other than positive/negative. Just couldn't get a proper read on her.

>>74963707
Sounds like a whore.

>>74963842
I'm just too much of an inhibited white boi desu. It's good to not want to put women in an awkward position but for fucks sake they should know the game and send appropriate signals.

>>74963900
I legit want to be with her though. We started off knowing each other through mutual friends and from the start had relatively 'deep' conversations.

I think she's too innocent/not of this culture to play games by acting hard to get or whatever.
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>>74964271
where are you la?
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>yes, and

what does that even mean
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>>74964272
Ripe meaty pooey farts
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>>74964145
he is a janny
i got banned for saying 'fuck greece' a few weeks ago
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wonder what tims arsehole smells like
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>>74964272
thats a kotatsu, a heated table with a duvet around the side
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>>74964309
grassmarket
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>>74964311
fuck off normoid
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>>74963983

Want to know what this is
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So Tim goes to hairdressers
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>>74964362
bet he's got moldy bits of poo and toilet paper clinging to his rectum and thick coarse arsehair
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>>74964399
why is he crying?
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I'm back with the pop tarts
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pengdon
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>>74964145
RESPECTFUL DISCUSSION OF OTHER CULTURES ONLY PLEASE
>50 brit hate threads a day
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>>74964399
That's not yours is it? Still made my mouth water and my willy hard
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>>74964420
looks terrible
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>>74964189
cant tell if this is a genuine post or just ahmeds shit spilling out of your shit/semon soaked gob
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>>74964303
in that case she may not have kissed you for that reason, try to organise a second date and don't take it personally as it being due to her not being attracted to you, have dated a few asian girls and only one fucked on the first date. if you think the date went well otherwise then i really suggest just organising a second date and trying then

if she was white then that'd be another matter
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>>74964399
i want to suck you
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pizza looks extremely grim, they used that fake cheese
think I'm gonna give it to a homeless bloke
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>>74964435
It is x
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Arrived in High Wycombe. Making my way to Amersham Hill as I write this.
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>>74964414
Why would you willingly ingest this shite? Worse, pay for the privilege.

Thanks a bunch for reminding 'people' like you exist, just as I try to go to sleep.
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Why are teenagers these days utterly tedious politically correct drones who dress like pic related and listen to the most boring music imaginable?

Remember when teenagers were edgy and rebellious and exciting?
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>>74964166
Is an attractive young land dating a downs syndrome okay? I mean, isn't that like noncery or abuse?
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>>74964414
>poop farts
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>>74964420
grim. i fucking hate this country.
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>>74964470
PARKWOOD MENTIONED

Lypeatt court represent
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>>74964145
>that german i am greek cunt
who?
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>>74964461
found it on a /hm/ thread
if it's really yours, post another pic because it's gorgeous
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>>74964493
fuck off paki
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>>74964477
The train station is on amersham hill you lying susan
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>>74964518
alri granddad, any falklands war stories?
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>>74964518
>Remember when teenagers were edgy and rebellious and exciting?
no
normdrones have always been this vapid
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>>74964518
that was never a thing, same shit, different aesthetic.

Also she looks QT in that getup.
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in a couple of years i reckon i'll be in the region of 10,000 wanks in my life

i have recorded my wanks twice, in 2009 - 733 wanks, and 2013 - 810 wanks
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>>74964549
>>74964461
>>74964435

FUCK OFF
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>>74964518
i unironically wear dungarees on nights out 2bh
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>>74964583
No, YOU fuck off. CUNT.
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>>74964522
the impression i got is that he was just being nice to her as the kiss doesn't look like a real kiss (as well as the whole "my first kiss on my birthday") and she would rather pretend to be dating this guy than be with the disabled guy
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>>74964518
t. 19 year old who was born in le wrong generation
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>>74964585
oooo arrr I'm dressed like a farmer I am
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>74964585
this has got to be bait, wew.
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Moved to Harrogate from Liechtenstein and I like it here

Positives:
>the beer is good
>everything is cheap compared to home
>town is beautiful
>i found a good butcher
>there is some walking and hiking to be done
>everyone is english

Negatives:
>no skiing
>the weather is bad all of the time
>you cannot smoke indoors
>the roads aren't great
>i have no idea how to get a dog

Thanks for reading
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>>74964086
:[
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>>74964363
that looks comfy as fuck
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Ah yes i do wear dungarees out m'sir but im sure that has no bearing on my perpetual virginity
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really hope this lad is actually on his way to see tim
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>>74964578
jerked the johnson thrice today
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>>74964493
jeez, it's just a pop tart

not eaten one for months, maybe years
am I such a bad person?
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going to buy a so-called 'romper' this weekend
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>idle at the stoplight
>car pulls up
>negroe and arab girls in the front seats
>called me cute (think they were being rude)
>tells me to add her (the negroe) on snap
>do
>talk to her her just now
>sends me dog face captioned "wuin fuk wita boy like you"
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>>74964086
i hate myself more than you hate yourself ;)
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>>74964615
>Thanks for reading
that's where you're wrong
>>74964631
oi im back in kent til sunday if some /brit/ lads actually fancy a night in canterbury
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>>74964447
Sorry, didn't clarify.

We've been on many dates. Some were pre-arranged things and others were more casual "I'm free in town if you're about" which is what this was.

I feel like from now on I should put in minimal effort. If she wants to make it happen she knows she can make it happen. If she doesn't then it almost certainly wasn't meant to be in the first place.

Just sick of all this messing around. Like Taylor Swift said:

But I'll leave my window open
'Cause I'm too tired at night for all these games
Just know I'm right here hoping
That you'll come in with the rain
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Wish pistols were legal in England so I could blow my brains out
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>>74964600

FUCK OFF IT'S A BLUE BOARD YOU GAY CUNTS

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/hm/
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/
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>Why are teenagers these days utterly tedious politically correct drones who dress like pic related and listen to the most boring music imaginable?
>Remember when teenagers were edgy and rebellious and exciting?
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screeching uncontrollably at the thought of a lanky pale welsh marxist going out in dungarees for his nights out

no wonder he can't find a gf
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>>74964670
Oh shut the fuck up you autistic melt
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>>74964518
DO NOT revile girls in dungarees, its a kino choice of clothing
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>>74964436
>>74964527
looks great you northern inbreds
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>>74964640
you like to live dangerously I see xD
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>>74964682
that's what makes it even hotter
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>>74964654
>wuin fuk wita boy like you
what does this mean
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>>74964682
'sheed
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Indulging in some of Tesco's Finestâ„¢ xenoestrogens for dinner lads
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>>74964631
>>74964661
oii cuban mondays yea
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>>74964691
>erection
>pointing downwards

m8
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>>74964615
harrogate is one of the few good towns in the Uk
why did you move to the UK
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>>74964670
yes obviously make an effort if you want it to happen, rejection is not a rejection of you as a person but the situation, never take rejection personally as people do it for a variety of reasons

you wouldn't think a rejection at a job interview is a rejection of you as a person, it's the same with dating
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>>74964715
>usually kick it off at the spoons by the gate
thats the one i go to when i'm about too, probably seen you in there.Other kent lad you up for it?
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>>74964602
I'm 23
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>>74964725
More of a DE-rection eh hahaha hehehe
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>>74964725
Was not erect at that time r-rude lad
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christ it's hot here
i may go into the air conditioning trade
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>>74964691
that's fucking hot, post more please x
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>>74964702
hello nigger
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>>74964615
>have no idea how to get a dog
go on gumtree, you can sometimes pickup puppies for free
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>>74964722
>mondays
back in brighton on monday m8, I'm from kent but don't study here
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>>74964765
>canada
>air conditioning
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>>74964363
kumfy af
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>>74964706
wouldn't get involved with you
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>new zealand
Not a clue where it is. Just don't care.
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nothing against faggots, but at least be honest with yourself

>I'll only fuck a man if he's clean shaven, small frame, long hair and submissive

stop half-arsing it
just go out and fuck a lumberjack in a truckstop toilet
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>>74964764
yeah, no one believes you
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>>74964776
Shan't or ill be in hot water with janny
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>oi im back in kent til sunday if some /brit/ lads actually fancy a night in canterbury
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>>74964796
it's 31 degrees
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>>74964812
wuin fuk wita post like you
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>>74964840
then post it in an imgur album or something, my dick is throbbing here
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>>74964796
Coal powered air conditioners lad because Canada is shit and everyone there wants to kill themselves
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>>74964814
near wales
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>>74964696
Say that to my face motherfucker. I'm the most dangerous white boy in England.

Any more rejection or just general shit comes my way I know I am going to SNAP like you wouldn't believe.

I'm waiting for an excuse. I'm crying out for a reason. Lord give me a sign. Take this cup from my hand.

>>74964742
There's always other jobs. I don't want to move onto another woman.
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Alri George
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Anybody want to meet up in Grimsby this weekend?
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>>74964858
[spoiler] its almost 12 i gtg sleep or ill feel shit in the morning maybe another time x [/spoiler]
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hate wogs
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>>74964852
What the hell
the hottest day last year here was 33. where in canada are you

>>74964863
canada is better in every single metric
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edgy
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either: go for a tinder date with a girl i've known for ages and horribly embarass myself
or: meet some random /brit/ lads and become a TIMELESS gimmick
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>>74964906
oh don't leave me hanging like this x
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>europes largest crane in london
northerners will never have this
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>>74964870
*spits in your face*
*you have an allergic reaction and die*
Heh. Easy
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>>74964870
best way to be successful in dating is to be willing to move on if it doesn't work out, women respond better to it as it allows you to take risks and be more assertive
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>>74964936
The or option
>>74964948
Sorry la'
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>>74964932
>canada is better in every single metric

Maybe if you used gay metrics sure
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>>74964906
fucking bender
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>>74964934
fucking dumb cunt in a bit you'll be posting about how you have an exam like you were yesterday why not go revise
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do you mongs unironically think canada is cold all year long?
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>>74964952
why do people bother spending millions/billions on aesthetic buildings in a shit shitty full of wogs that will always have 19cranes in view obscurring the skyline for our entire lifetime?
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>>74964966
just one more pic? please? x
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>british """"""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>74964952
You call that a crane?
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>>74964997
FOA
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thoughts on my cat?
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>>74964952
Erecting another mosque?

Isn't nearly 500 enough?
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*wwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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really bad thread
100 posts left to sort yourself out lads
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We must eradicate E*ropeans.
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>>74965022
cute :3
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>>74965022
>those blinds
everyone who lives above you can see in
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>>74964959
But dating isn't a game for me. This woman is ultra-rare. The stars have aligned perfectly for this to happen. If I can't make it work with her I may as well give up entirely.
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starring to get cold in the mornings and nights lads hahaha yippee
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Once posted a pic of myself on brit

Glad it was never turned into a gimmick
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>>74965022
stroke its paws :3
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>>74964969
probably, NI which is a part of the UK still hasn't legalised it right

>>74964985
y-yea
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>>74964932
a small village outside of ottawa. it actually gets quite hot here in the summer, but this bout of heat is rough because it had been in the neighbourhood of 7-15 the past month or so and now just overnight it's sweltering. the rivers and lakes are all still far too cold to go swimming.
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>>74965022
What's their name x
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business idea: national labour service to rebuilt britain and modernise all infrastructure
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>>74965037
shan't but she's probably a 7/10
>>
>>74965024
>Erecting another mosque?

AWFULLY presumptuous of you lad...

It's obviously going to be building the biggest kebab shop in Europe
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>>74964973
i honestly cba
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>containers
ah yes
>>
any lads willing to show their willies?
>>
>>74965067
nobody lives above me, stupid smelly city paki.
>>
Drumpf - 5'10
Guy on the right - 6'0
>>
>>74964997
aesthetics are secondary to purpose
>>
>>74965073
Quintessentially British
>>
>>74965098
>AWFULLY presumptuous of you lad...
Well it is London
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pY-DnHs2QE

getting my daily dose of cenk and ana
>>
>>74965076
i did once and a gay lad took a liking to me and saved the picture and posted it a few times
didn't catch on though
>>
>>74965081
>NI which is a part of the UK still hasn't legalised it right

Top lads
>>
>>74965076
canadian new worlder
>>
>>74965081
>Canada is so great and cool and stuff! xD
>knows nothing about the country
:/
>>
>>74965022
could rip its head clean off without breaking a sweat i reckon
>>
>>74965022
I want to give a pet starting on the head and ending at the tail in a crescent motion x :-)
>>
>>74965139
post it again
>>
Londoners are by far the most insecure posters on this board tbqh
>>
190cm isn't a bad lad. Why does he get so much shit on here?
>>
Business idea: tax the tuition fees and scrap the 1%
>>
>>74965137
hate cenk love ana
>>
eating walkers sensations
>>
>>74965128
LOOK... I know there are A LOT of rats in London but that doesn't mean they're building another mosque alright???
>>
>>74965139
How was the picture? Lots of benders are on brit
>>
>>74965072
it's risk and reward, some girls respond well to being authentic and waiting things out, others will see it as weakness and you will lose them by inaction, all dating is a game and the key is figuring out what the girl wants before they lose interest, it's difficult but everything worthwhile is
>>
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*burns your cannabis farm*
*converts your wife and children to Christianity*
*dismantles the conservative party*
>>
might make my own creme fraishe
>>
>>74965146
thank you for your insight about my knowledge of canada from two posts
and who the fuck knew canada gets to 31 degrees like wth
>>
so is xanax become popular among normoids?
>>
>>74965169
trip back on Lisicki
>>
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>>74965139
ha alri
>>
meditated today
>>
ah yes 2 chrome tabs open and 20 chrome processes
>>
>>74965195
excellent lad
REAL Tory party soon
>>
>>74965164
dont have it on this computer
>>74965217
not me
>>
wanna know if hermaphodites exist

jamie pull that shit up
>>
>>74965187
What is it then? A Muslim community centre?
>>
Dnjouruer7fr8y4yriirtjffjrrhefndespuywiueqewghye
>>
>>74965169
he doesnt

poleapoo on the other hand deserves everything he gets
>>
>>74965046
Ah yes right away your majesty all hail the king of /brit/
>>
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>>74965221
>tfw can't meditate without thinking of death and the void
>>
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>might make my own creme fraishe
>>
>>74965242
LIAR
>>
ah yes inviting the gfs out thís weekend tbqh
>>
>>74965046
be the change you want in the world
>>
24 years old, almost 25. Have never had a girlfriend, am a virgin. Analyse my inner psychology lads.
>>
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rate the new specs lads
>>
whose your fave male pornstar
>>
>>
>>74965258
good start but you've all a long way to go and only 40 posts
>>
>>74965242
take a new one then
with you naked
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/may/17/trump-russia-investigation-special-counsel-robert-mueller-fbi

President Fart lmao
>>
>>74965294
that guy with the two tone dick
>>
wot do u wont
>>
shadilay
>>
>>74965292
wot da fock lad
>>
>>74965294
Johnny sins - he reminds me of wojak
>>
>>74965296
gf asked to top posting her pictures here
>>
>>74965255
suck my willy
>>
ordered a dominos but regret it already
shouldn't have paid on card
>>
>>74965324
howling
>>
>>74965332
What's your gf's name?
>>
Gonna make myself a bowl of marshmellow maties, hope they dont keep me up all night
>>
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*invites you to a backpack trip to thailand*
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like fucking putty in my hands

dance monkeys dance
>>
Hate myself but too much of a pussy to an hero
>>
>>74965294
pierre woodman
>>
>>74965294
What the yank said >>74965324
Or Danny D
>>
>>74965352
don't see how that's relevant just STOP posting her pics
>>
>>74965300
you're a shite king lad looks like you're due for an overthrowing

captcha: children in use
>>
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r8 the haul
>>
>Evan Almighty was jewish-produced
interesting
>>
>>74965366

do you know any veterinarians?
>>
>>74965389
>children in use
nonce
>>
>>74965388
Tell me and I'll do as you ask
>>
>>74965296
stop posting this bitch you've been doing it for days no one gives a shit
>>
watching some yank tv programmes on telly, noticed there's a ridiculous amount of yanks wearing blue contact lenses. Two yanks had blue eyes but their child had brown eyes. Are they ashamed of being non-whites?
>>
>>74965361
>Thailand

bit overrated 2bh
>>
>>74965413
no
>>
>>74965389
*makes myself head of the /brit/ armed forces*
*executes you*
*dissolves parliament*
anyone else?
>>
>>74965400

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/05/us/penn-state-fraternity-death-timothy-piazza.html
>>
going to sleep goodnight
>>
>>74965460
night x
>>
>>74965460
fuck off
>>
>>74965437
*Becomes head of the BBC*
*Dissolves your society with forced multiculturalism and edgy liberal comedians*
>>
>>74965294
that bald guy that always shags trannies
>>
>>74965460
goodnight
>>
>>74965421
>>
>>74965460
night
>>
*becomes sulphuric acid*
*dissolves you*
>>
>>74965473
>>74965473
>>74965473
new>>>>>>>>
>>
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>>74965426

>"Do you know anywhere else where you can have sex with children and trannies for a fairer price?" Peter asks
>>
>>74965497
already subbed to her subreddit so seen all these before
>>
>>74965482
That twat has started shagging fat lasses too. Few of them are escorts I've considered in the past but wouldn't go near them after they've been near that aids monkey.
>>
>>74965478
*is succeeded by a gay paki*
*watches as sharia law is implemented across the land*
ah well... c'est la vie...
>>
>>74965554
>>74965554
>>74965554
>>
>>74965569
bit late you fucking queer
>>
>>74965535
>reddit

Fuck off back there
>>
>>74965569
bit late, faglord
>>
>>74965569
bit late bent twat
>>
>>74965587
>>74965597
>>74965618
xDDDD it's gay because she has short hair XDD
>>
>>74965663
unironically kill yourself
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