/brit/

Another great German gone.

>>74399634
Who?

"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing."

9 seconds late lad. We're in here

>>74399629

>>74399663
Least, this one don't cause another great war.

*does a dance *

haha weeeeeee

>>74399695
FOY

>>74399695

>Shitty yank OP
>Shitty yank meme

Based Philip is literally dead, this is a time for actual Brits to come together

>>74399722
>>74399629

>>74399702
Shut up, Emu.

>>74399725

FOY

>>74399745
>>74399629

don't like yanks, they are shit

>>74399760
working at a border currency exchange made me legitimately despie them

>>74399748

>Be yank
>Don't fuck off

Dis he actally die?

>>74399842
Him or Liz

>>74399838
>>74399629

>>74399842

Palace are having an emergency meeting rn

Phil is kill

When the Queen dies all fiddle recitals in Canada are to immediately cease until the next monarch is crowned. That's the law. Isn't that doopin mental?

god save the queen
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>>74399887
Where did you get this info?
I've never heard of this before...

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Lads

why do you hate him so much

eating: kentucky fucked chicken

>>74400961
was in the national post

>>74401578
love a bit of dirty bird myself. tobasco chicken?

On the xanax

Need the old willy chewed

>>74401629
It would be extremely painful

>>74401611
can't say

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How do you think will they take the news?

He's dead lads

Not a single reputable source has picked up the Buckingham Palace story, just a bunch of shitty tabloids

>>74399663
Cypriot lad.
The royal family is Saxe Gothe

>>74401643
Put another gourd on their willy and another bone through their nose prolly.

Phil is not dead

>>74401636
For chew

>>74401669
Buckingham Palace is expected to address the media at 8

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"Still throwing spears?" (Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit in March 2002)
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?" (Speaking to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland)
"It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." (in 1999, referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh)
"You are a woman, aren't you?" (in 1984, in Kenya, to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift)
"You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly." (in 1993, to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary)
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
"Brazilians live there” (On key problems facing Brazil)
"Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?" (Sharing a joke with a blind, wheelchair-bound girl with a guide-dog)
"In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation."
'Ever been on a plane before? It was just like that.' (To the leader of Paraguay when asked how his flight was)
'Deaf? I'm not surprised with that bloody racket!' (To a class of deaf children sat next to a brass band)
'Do you have a licence for that?' (To a man in a motorized wheelchair)
'If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.' (To British students in China during Royal visit there in 1986.)

>>74401684
Right

He lives on in our hearts

RIP

>>74401689
They already said both are alive and well

https://www.dailystormer.com/dublin-landlord-argues-with-african-who-just-burned-down-his-property/

>Dublin: Landlord Argues with African Who Just Burned Down His Property

>>74401638
*waterboards you*

gonna tell me?

>>74401692

Beautiful

That classic, polite and elegant British racism is dying out and it's quite sad, really

My granddad says similar things lel

>>74401692
The best bants.

>>74401707
It was a staffer who said "as far as he knows."

>>74401692
kek

people should be killed around age 70 when they're no longer useful anyway

>>74401734

including yourself once you get there?

>>74401745
no lol

>>74401692
>"If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it." (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
Screaming

I'm putting my money on a murder-suicide

>>74401745
ill be useful far longer than that

cant say that for the normie runts tho

"We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves." - Phil

leafs btfo

>>74401778
Chris Benoit style?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYmOacUKaII

Got a job in a brothel lads

(i do the landry)

fuck perfidious albion and fuck british people

how do brits live so long

it must be the tea

>>74401810
lily pads out

>>74401802

miss the day of the ol' horse and carriage. nothing romantic about BLACKED cars rolling on up.

>>74401816
We drink Aryan blood

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>>74401827
They still have it for pageantry type stuff

Doing a read

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1938–39_German_expedition_to_Tibet

"I am nothing but a bloody amoeba. I am the only man in the country not allowed to give his name to his own children." - the Duke of Edinburgh

the queen smothered phil to death with a corgi

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will popular support for the monarchy crumble after Elizabeth?

>>74401868
The corgis are in the enclosed pool area

>>74401865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDCn0lGhaLg

>>74401692
>"Brazilians live there" (On key problems facing Brazil)
absolutely howling

>>74401800
That Liz and her amphetamines, she did grow up in WWII you know

>>74401896
Hopefully

the smiths are reuniting

>>74401868
>>74401930
absolutely appalling bants from the international community

can you drink your own blood and not get any infectious shit?

asking for my m8 inside my head

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>>74401928

>>74401930
thats never happening

>>74401896
It might even renew it. Especially if Charles was skipped and it went to William.

>>74401956
Cuck

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-39799023

l-lads we have confirmation

>>74401963
says the sheed who wants to destroy a british institution

thailad more like cuntwad

i want to buy some weed, but the last time i bought some i had to smoke a joint with the dealer and he took me for a drive around his white trash neighbourhood in his hoopty '82 dodge pickup truck saying shit like "are you feel scared yet? don't worry i'm not taking you to a house full of guys lol" i was so fucking scared.

>>74401968
>wales-mid-wales
Don't even need to open this to know you're being silly

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is she really dead

it's only like 6am in the UK so this must be a big deal right? with all these reporters getting up in the middle of the night to get the story out

>>74401977
I'm no sheed but yeah it should be destroyed

>>74401982
find a better dealer

coworker heard me talking to myself

worried to go into work tomorrow

>>74399634
mr.burns?

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>I'm no sheed but yeah it should be destroyed

>>74401992
She's sleeping, not dead

>>74401816
>>74401838
the eternal *nglo

>>74402031
Give him the benefit of the doubt, he's probably some edgy Marxist student that doesn't care about tradition, yet.

think my mates are getting bored of me

>>74402025
just shoot the place up a few days earlier than you were planning

>>74402058
Dye your hair florescent green and adopt a catchphrase.

>>74402036
implying there's a difference

me and my mates are getting a bit bored of this one loser in our group

i remember the last time /brit/ was convinced my gf died. turned out mummy may was just announcing a snap election.

if the queen dies then britain is an irrelevant shithole

>>74402139
implying it isn't already.

>>74402074
100 posts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaMix9x4HE

THE QUEEN IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE KING.

watching the bear show.

>>74402166
you, my good friend, are a bonafide coon fucker

will there be people outside the royal family who will be genuinely upset if the queen died?

asking for a friend

>>74402182
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

>>74402196
your post has much more significance in the grand scheme of the universe than you know

Rosa Hwang
(@journorosa)

>Just talked to #BuckinghamPalace press office. No comment on reports of urgent summit. "Her Majesty and Prince Philip are alive and well."

>>74402213
fake news

a cricket got in my sink so i poured boiling water on him but then i felt bad so i stuck him in the freezer

wonder if he's feeling better yet

inb4 the Queen has declared war on the EU.

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will be right miffed if this turns out to be nothing

>>74402228
lol

>>74402228
>cricket
Baseball is better.

>>74402189
Sadly yeah, a lot of servile forelock tuggers in Britain

>>74402258
i agree but that's not the cricket i meant

>>74401325
>javascript:quote('74401324');
ven the paucity of data on a critically important topic like vaccination, you forget that aluminium is not an essential trace element!'
>>74401161
good performance

>>74402258
baseball is the best for sleeping
funnelcake is stinking too.
no offense lad.

>>74402272
>that's not the cricket i meant
No shit. You must think us Americans to be stupid.

got very drunk and embarrassed myself at a party when i was 16

have learned to keep control of myself since then

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ah yes yank school food

>>74402328
>embarrassed myself at a party
tell the story lad
>>74402332
remember people at my school saying stuff like
>not gonna skip tomorrow theyre serving hamburgers

>>74402297
baseball is fun to see and i don't get it
why yuropeans wear new era caps? even they don't even have baseball culture in their countries though. i bet most of them don't know what is baseball.

>>74402332
hmmmm
what's that white shit and why does the meat have bubbles

I always had cold-lunch

>>74402347
can't as i blacked out and don't remember it

apparently i unsuccessfully hit on some girls and headbutted a mailbox

woke up with willies drawn on my face

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>>74402332
That's a cheeseburger you commie!

>>74402373
always bought those round pb&j crustables that were like little bread sacks of goo

got reduced lunch but got my friends to buy lunch for me literally half the time

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just ate one of those baby back rip burgers from Carl's Jr., that's Hardy's for you flyovers, shit was cash

>>74402373
Same
Never once had a school dinner thank god

foy

>>74402351
you wear new era caps.
absolute state of Busan city lads Jeju island

>>74402418
Might have Carl's Jr. for lunch now you've said that

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FOY

>>74401692
Best post Ive seen the past 2 days. Thanks.

>>74402399
I've still never had one of those lol

northern irish accent is arse

>>74402450

that's why they pay me, thanks

need more business ideas going on in this thread

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Dunno what I'd do if Lizzie died.

two types of yanks

one is the yank who constantly sucks up to british posters and self-hates and other non-brits

the other is a relatively good poster

>>74402541
Hope for Charles to abdicate to William

>>74402541
It's gonna happen someday m8, and likely sooner rather than later. Though her mom did live to be fucking ancient so who knows.

dumb fuckin yanks haha

Love drinking tea and biscuits

>>74402585
>drinking biscuits

FOY

>>74401692
Man I hope this guy lives to at least 120. This stuff is priceless.

>Brit's have a 4th meal between breakfast and lunch called "tea"

>RIP in Peace Edition
Rust in Peace ?

>Should be noted Prince Philip made a public appearance today at a cricket pitch. Seemed to be in good health at 95 years old, almost 96.

wankers

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>>74402547
three types.

Hello Ken-sama

>>74402601
We love our old lad.
he's been /brit for years.

>>74402655
It's the Queen.

Theresa May slipped poison in her tea.

>>74402625
thought that was only scots and northerners

Deleted half the storage and 10,000 files off my Nexus 4 but don't notice any speed boost

>>74402578
The last time the King abdicated was because of hurdles over wanting to marry a divorcee socialite, which was frowned upon...

[ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII_abdication_crisis ]

I doubt measures like these would ever get any good impression even now.

>>74402656
Keanu Reeves is Canadian lol

>>74402688
>Nexus 4
wew what is that like 1990

>>74402688
wish you would delete yourself off this earth cunt

>>74402656
>Keanu Reeves

Haha

>>74402656
the Keanu Reeves mention makes it obviously a joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moaW8LRusak

i consider myself a hardcore gamer

Best accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5P4Yc-GiU8

>>74402698
I don't know, alot of people think he will, and the power of of the monarch is alot less these days, plus nobody likes bloody charles whilst everybody loves William.

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>>74402442
but we have the baseball culture here. yanks taught baseball south korea and japan.

You can't call yourself redpilled and say the queen isn't a lizard from Planet X

>>74402710
>>74402706
>>74402702
Statistically speaking, one of you is nonwhite

>>74402735
is that some sort of australian irish hybrid
its shit btw

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>>74402750
but how do they see the fastballs coming?

>>74402763
How is Canada, David?

>>74402698
There's plenty of room for speculation.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/746076/Will-Prince-Charles-be-king-step-aside-William-Queen-Elizabeth-death-abdicate

http://www.royal-fans.com/2016/12/23/84363/
etc.

charles won't abdicate. he's been waiting his whole life and no one under 60 gives a shit about a dead coalburner anymore

>>74402764
all three of those posts were me

just realised all my friends when i was in school probably hated me

>>74402706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u1t8yhTAcz

>>74402764
fuck australia and fuck australian "people"

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LA REINE EST MORTE. VIVE LE ROI.

who is most /brit/
Frost Wolf Canucks or the southern antipodeans? Not NZ they are a Britain. the Straya

>>74402788
Hello nigger

Perhaps the Queen will abdicate for Charles today..

Hello everyone I am the queen haha

How are we all going today my subjects?

will Brits get to go home from work early if the queen dies?

Fuck Anime

thailad, can you program an app that makes your phone ding whenever you get a (You) on /brit/?

>>74402768
we have the psychic powers.

don't see a single difference between canadians and minnesotans so they must be yanks

>>74402820
Speak english you wog cunt

>>74402841
yes, and some will even get to be offered up in sacrifice to accompany the queen in the afterlife

>>74402841
did americans get to go home early when 9/11 happpened?

>>74402853
yes

fuck off

>>74402853
what happened on the 9th of november

business idea: an app that dings everytime you get a (You)

have already attained the intellectual patents to this one

thailad you want in on this?

>>74402674
Google "Prince Phillip racist" and look at all the sjw ass wipe twitter posts that show up. The world needs more Phillips to balance out this sjw shit.

I fucking love Yanks.

>>74402863
Egica, a king of the Visigoths of Hispania, accused Jews of aiding Muslims, sentencing all Jews to slavery.

>>74402849
Have to say, Canuck lads are better.
leafs for the win. wew

>>74402902
greatest day of my life

>>74402863
kek

>>74402786
thought that too, but two just recently called me and messaged me
I ignored them

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*posts this image*
*laughs hysterically as the denizen australians flee for their lives*

>>74402918
i thought the greatest day in Australia's life is when Fosters rolled out the oil can.

(((Digimon))) is here

if the queen died canada would 100% get rid of the monarchy officially

>>74402923
do you think puerto rico should be given statehood or keep things as it as?

>>74402941
no it wouldn't. do you have any idea how much work that would require of our politicians?

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after some reading i've learned that royal palace / BBC won't announce a death until 8am london time, which is a little over an hour from now

>>74402950
in my heart I want independence, but I know most people want statehood. Anything is better than our current colonial status, so if one day I wake up and suddenly for some strange reason the US gives us statehood, I won't feel sad.

>want to hear the announcement
>need to wake up at 7

fuuuck's sake

I don't trust all the chitter chatter we dribble past you
Why you guard yourself?
Always caught in the wrong circle get lost in the sauce heard you've been buying your own batch
Thinking you'll get it cracking by lighting your own match

would you care more if the queen died, attenborough died, or tim died? Honestly

how much ibuprofen can i have before getting a stomach ulcer

>>74402997
don't give a shit about the queen or dave, i hope tim dies, but if kev died i would probably take a day off from work (i'm currently unemployed)

>>74403006
i've been taking ibuprofen three times daily for 3 months because of my tooth ache and don't have any problems

>>74402990
froglad tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8S4Ond5h8

>>74402997
queen because it would likely spark a bunch of republican whinging

>>74402980
thanks for answering. what are the biggest problems? desu we're not taught anything about puerto rico, and i'd bet the average american doesn't even know that it's a territory.

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>>74403015
>tooth ache for 3 months
why don't you just go to the dentist

alternative theory: the queen is actually pregnant.

COST OF THE MONARCHY PER YEAR

UNITED KINGDOM: £0.80 per Briton (£42.8 million)

CANADA: $1.44 per Canadian ($50.5 million)

NEW ZEALAND: $1.00 per New Zealander ($4.3 million)

AUSTRALIA: $0.79 per Australian ($17.7 million)

http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/stephen-punwasi/royal-family-cost_b_12155954.html

>>74403036
He's a Yank, it'll cost him $500,000 plus tip

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>a English monarch could be burning in hell right now
Good feel

>tfw you will NEVER be invited to a UV party
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493877004613.webm

but at least i have this webm to wank it to

>>74403036
i've been going

i'm going back again today

>>74403078
seems like a surefire way to end up with an uggo

just seen smoke coming out of Buckingham Palace
I think they have chosen the new monarch

>>74403078
boring shit for boring people

>>74403092
any hole is a goal when you're a 23 year old kissless virgin with cripplingly low self-esteem

>>74403053
our medicare doesn't cover dental either tbf

STI test came back clean lads

feel like celebrating

>>74403098
chuckled out loud. if i could i'd buy this comment gold

>>74402843
There's an option for that in settings already, but I haven't tried it for phone. Unless you mean like a system based notification.

Australia is like the uncool version of Canada

>>74403017
the french? not a fan.

have some real canadian choons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Bsb-8pxG8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAZUsCONjIQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtySGSuKZe8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEVDZl5UvN4

>>74403121
iktf. except it wasn't an STI it was hepatitis C that i was exposed to after holding down a friend of mine who had attempted suicide with a razor blade.

just found out Italy is 20% african

>>74403133
nice

(the testing negative part not the friend attempting suicide part)

>>74403131
the only half-decent canadian songs are One Week and Pinch Me

>>74403143
how are you gonna celebrate you clean bill of health? you should go out and get one of the piss prostitutes germany is famous for

Royal family converting to Islam

>>74403133
you deserved hep C for forcing him to live

>>74403144
And Tom Sawyer by Rush.

sitting on the veranda
munching a durrie
listening to smooth jazz
sipping sweet tea

p comfy

>>74403164
They literally killed Diana for cavorting with Mudslime.

>>74403127

Canada is like the uncool version of Canada

>>74403061
We wanted our brother to respect us. We never hated him. We are, white and big brother is Pakistan now.
Not sure how to think. Again Britain is invading us. This time as Norman 1400s. refugees again

>>74403160
ideally unprotected sex with a girl who is visiting me right now

not really into piss i think

>>74399634
gonna be a bit sad if he is dead

>>74403173
actually he's got a decent job and he got back together with his high-school girlfriend and tells me all the time about how much sex he's having. so in fact his life is better than mine now.

>>74403088
Ask for some vicodin or codeine.

>>74403197
sounds like karma to me

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>>74403187
What?

>>74403185
do you really believe Diana's death was intentional?

>>74403144

>One Week
>half-decent

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>>74403098
>its idris elba

>>74403185
>cavorting
new word

local elections today

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>They literally killed Diana for cavorting with Mudslime

>>74403192
>not really into piss i think
i'd be up for it if she drank a shit tonne of water first so that it came out clear and not so smelly

need to go back in time and kill the person who made first person popular in video games

>>74403220
oh yeah, is that so?
*filters you*

>>74403210
it seems likely

>>74403228
*unfilters myself*
not sure who I will vote for, it's a pretty safe seat here
thoughts?

>>74403237
why though?

>>74403027
>what are the biggest problems?
We have no real control of anything, can't vote, and don't even have a voice in Congress. We don't have a free market. We're a tax haven, and many vulture hedgefunds and companies profit from our situation, so the status change thing is actually harder to achieve than it seems. I could go on without even mentioning our corrupt governors/administrations, which is another huge problem. Recently, with the Puerto Rico Oversight, Management, and Economic Stability Act (PROMESA) the US took control of our fiscal decisions. They want to make a huge cut on our pubic unis' budget, which would not only make them lose their acredditations, but would actually render them useless and force them to close or privatize. Our governor is fully cooperating with the US. Our unis are cheap and the last good thing left here. They're currenty closed and making protests, but they're not being covered in US news :\
>average american doesn't even know that it's a territory
it's sad. Even democrats barely acknowledge our existence/pander to us.

>As an American, after watching The Crown I became significantly more interested in the Monarchy. If this is true, it is a sad day for such a long reign and relationship.
do you think yanks ever recognise how stereotypical they all are

2/7 of the world is Indian and Chinese

as a canadian

>>74403249
Who are you quoting?

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>>74403246
like I said

>>74403249
screeched when I saw that comment

as a jew

>>74403266
why would they kill her I mean?

>>74403247
>it's sad. Even democrats barely acknowledge our existence/pander to us.
damn dude that fucking sucks. you know, if you guys all voted republican i'm sure you could probably get statehood by the end of this administration. it's kind of your fault for being south american commies.

>>74403280
like I said >>74403185

>>74403249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS7W3dWXGYY

Welcome back to Thursday night live with your host moishe ramberg in: how to kill trump

Lads what the fuck. If her Majesty dies, how long will it take them to crown the new King? I will fucking Riot if we if it takes to long.

>>74403264
reading a thread on the 'dit about the news
filled to the brim with the same sort of comments, "omg i cant believe it i just saw the crown last night", "wow this is insane ever since i saw the kings speech ive loved the monarchy" etc etc

>>74403299
oh yeah, is that so?
*filters you*

Got muted on Overwatch for calling a Korean a Japanese rape baby

got 100% on my programming assignment lads, pretty happy xo

just filtered "*filters you*"
much better

>>74403316
good lad

>>74403299
Just think, if their greedy fucking ancestors had just paid a bit more tax they would still have been in the empire with us. Fuck yanks

Anyone want to meet for a quick chat?

gonna filter that blue gobshite flag with the stars on it

>>74403326
depends. what do you wanna chat about?

>>74403336
Yours?

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>yanks

>>74403350
hate rorkes

>>74403346
meets the criteria, its filtered

>>74403364
FOY

>>74403350
my dad says shit like this

>>74403350
thought part of the whole point of the revolutionary war was an objection to divine right

need motivation to go for my run

>>74403372
*chases you with a bit of wood*

will blow the first british lad i see running x

>>74403372
take the day off lad, you've earned it

>>74403286
>kind of your fault for being south american commies.
people here are more conservative and right leaning than you think. We're very Americanized (most people here DESPISE any idea close to socialism/communism) and our current administration has many republicans actually. But the fact is neither party gives a shit about us. Democrats do mention us, but occasionally

>>74403286
>"le trick brown beople into voting for republigans :DDD"

Kill yourself.

cannot wait to be an edgy twat when queen2017 is confirmed

all royalists will be absolutely BTFO

new jewish gimmick: black film producers

>>74403405
yeah that was a fucking stupid comment. Trump was tweeting shit about us just a few days ago...

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>>74403372
got you covered senpai. just look at this beautiful natty body and remember what you're working for

>>74403397
that's interesting. truth is if republicans knew they could secure even more electoral college votes, they'd probably make puerto rico a state. go to /r/The_Donald and profess your love for Trump and maybe they'll help you with the cause of statehood. it's better than independence i think, lad. imagine becoming a FULL part of the greatest country in the world. you deserve it, lad.

>>74403416
we're set up for three consecutive kings at least
can't wait, SICK of bloody women having power

too much anti-australian sentiment in this thread

normally i'd be able to hack the banter but i'm just not up to it today

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>>74403416
but don't you see anon, you've been an edgy twat all along.

>>74403442
sick of you lad

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>>74403316
Come play TF2 instead...please

australia is actually an alright place

>>74403405
blacks were historically republican until the 1930s. in fact they started some of the first republican parties in southern states.

cavorting

>>74403423
been around for a while now

>>74403470
want to put the coin loop around my phimo

>>74403470
>two colours on the same coin
nah not a fan

>>74403470
SIMPLY

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY...TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL....

>>74403463
Best country in the World.

>>74403323
I also tried to make a joke but I don't know how good it was

>How many Japs does it take to rape a Korean
>Don't know, haven't finished counting yet

>>74403493
>>74403493
>>74403493

New

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>>74403438

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>>74403489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OE4CxJA8fW

>>74403325

the Americans increased taxes after the whole Tea Act thing, it was just about being able to control it

>>74403486
PEN0r

>>74403194
this.