Graveyard shift edition
R8 this chocolate qt I'm gonna rail /cum/
alright i seriously have to frig off and study
night everyone
these pumps are honestly not that bad to wear
große brüste
>>74402471
Any pictures of her whole titties?
>>74402487
gl brev
study hard
can somebody explain me how so that minecraft is virtually endless on PC but has a limited world in consoles?
>>74402487
night night famalam
>>74402471
Hard to tell with the filters, tits seem alright though so good.
>>74402487
me too bud
>>74402471
good job
i feel like you can shoot higher with latinas and black girls because they like white guys, but racists will never know this feel
>>74402501
The Jews, probably
this game kicked so much ass
>>74402482
>State with the most asians not number 1
Fake news
>>74402496
Nope. She's the goody good good kind. Give me a few weeks though
>nintendo
>>74402512
forgot to link this version
https://i.imgur.com/ntfmdRu.png
Not making enough at my job to cover the cost of commuting and car payments.
>>74402501
the xbox is a box and they could not fit an endless world inside the space of the box
>>74402516
I miss that game
RODAN GOAT
Angirus # 2
Oasis is the best britpop band and if you say otherwise ill kill you.
>>74402527
Come back tomorrow with full titties or not at all. Capisch?
>>74402501
Procedural generation
>>74402501
somethin about memory and shit
the worlds on ps4 and xbone are rather huge anyway
otherwise
anyway here's wonderwall
>>74402453
>in class
>we need to present a power point by Monday
>all good sources are in english (we in med school)
>total qt in my team is kind of stupid and doesnt know how to read books in English
should i help her?
she has a bf , so screw her, right guys? r-right?
>>74402549
Afraid to say otherwise 2bh
>>74402471
r8 for r8 m8
>Oasis
>good
>>74402584
THICC gorilla/10
>>74402512
but america is a girl and mexico male
>>74402575
I'd feel bad about fucking over some dude, bros before hoes and all that
>>74402589
you are dumbass
>>74402575
some of the girls i dated we're in relationships when we met
so who knows, you might be able to steal her
>>74402549
Better start journeying here then sicario, Oasis is mediocre at best.
>>74402607
say that to my face and not online
>>74402612
why are you such huwite trash
>>74402575
fuck the other guy, its a dog eat dog world
>>74402482
I'm entirely convinced Texas is there solely because of El Paso.
Maybe one of the safest cities, but people drive like fucking animals. They treat every street like the freeway.
>>74402556
I do what I want you fucking leaf
>>74402584
Would milk with a paper bag on her head/10
>>74402562
pretty sure the xbox and ps4 are better than my computer.
>>74402619
i am not white trash
>>74402633
>>74402612
>>74402626
Americans have no honour
>>74402651
Honour doesn't get you the juiciest Black Friday deals
>honour
>>74402647
What? is old and is a mac, so yeah.
>>74402599
Mexico is America's bitch
>>74402629
She is qt. You a white boy?
>unironically using/owning a mac
>>74402633
im sure they could have, but why do it when it will sell just as it is
>>74402651
i would kill a man to get a gf
(brain meme)
honor
honour
honourre
honoiurrie
>>74402685
Yes r8 me/10
>>74402651
no one's fault if a girl leaves you on her own accord for another man Tbh you whiny shit
>>74402690
shut the fuck up i bet you listen to rem.
I came home from work because I hurt my back lifting
Feeling like shit lads, I hate bailing
I fucked a black girl in February and she kept pretending to orgasm which was pretty annoying
>>74402471
Blanda up dawg
>going after women that have no sense of loyalty
you played yourself
would janny ban me if I posted the uncensored version of this art piece?
also if fixed the neck on america
>>74402715
Y-youll be ok anon
>>74402633
Calling a macbook a computer is quite wrong
>>74402715
try not to worry about it too much bud
>>74402715
That sucks, man. Get well soon.
>>74402711
maybe I do
Why do chads come here
>>74402722
English pls
>>74402725
Depends if someone reports you (for free)
But I see cartoon nudity on here pretty regularly
>one of the biggest song stars in japan is a voice synthesis
never ceases to amaze me
>>74402725
i have seen a thread on these on /int/ so i wouldnt think so
>>74402711
Why dont u build a pc? i can help u
>>74402753
if they reported me, would they feel remorse?
>>74402758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwJ1i5lCw0M
>>74402761
Because i spend considerable amounts of time in two different cities so i cant have a PC
>>74402774
Funny thing about autists, they seem to be either obsessive about guilt or feel none at all. Really makes you think...
>>74402743
You can be a chad too. You just have to learn the way of the mems
Bitches love mems
>>74402792
Women have terrible taste in memes
I would only date a woman who has the same superb taste in post-ironic memery that I do
Public drinking laws are dumb
>>74402779
huh, that sounds terrible
>>74402792
don't do meme shit. 14 year olds do meme shit
just pretend you're a chad
>>74402805
Just tell them about Real Nigga Hours and then they're wet like that
>>74402805
Ahh yes, female memes.
>>74402832
That's boring as fuck nibba
my soup is piping hot
>>74402845
>>74402856
As expected
>>74402867
delet this
why is /cum/ so awful tonight
>>74402852
t. fuck boi faggot that spams memes
>>74402828
>tfw my city is on the map
>tfw i live 3 blocks away from the drinking zone
>>74402827
They're not that hard to find actually. If they truly understand memes they can also understand post ironic memes
>>74402845
at least theyre self aware
>>74402875
You can't stop me
>>74402873
ive only made 3 posts so far tonight, ill step my game up, sorry about this
>>74402720
her heart was in the right place
I fugged a black girl once and she always insisted that I took her virginity but I'm pretty sure I didn't
i really wanna use this pic but i dont know what to say so i will just post it
>>74402828
>Butte
hehehehe
>>74402895
thanks bud
>>74402914
SILVERY
>>74402914
When she asks for cummies but u dont have any left :(
I've got way too many bery pink memes
>>74402914
>when she found out she had cancer and had to shave her head
BALD
>>74402914
Ask her out NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR0j7sModCI
i wasnt asking for advice
BOY
What if tomorrow some famous celebrity randomly admitted to browsing /cum/
it makes me feel comfortable when I come to /cum/ and find the regulars here. Makes me feel like I'm just stopping by the tavern to see the lads
>>74402966
i hope she is friends with cara and talks to her about me, that would be nice.
>>74402966
Depends which one, Mel for example would be roasted for browsing le nazi trump frog site
>>74402967
>lads
>>74402966
why would I ever do that?
Time for bed
>>74402967
chicanos need not apply
>>74402967
*barfs on your lap*
>>74402947
She didnt go today.
>>74402999
its 10:45, you sissy
>>74402966
would accuse random people in here of being them and tell them to fuck off
please stop bullying me because I'm Chicano and my flag is a knock off Honduras. I can't help it
>>74402967
don know if gay anime lovers would hang at a tavern
>lives in socal
>is a chicano
>chicanos
>>74403026
i go to the bar every once in a while
but i'm not a huge anime fag, i just watch toonami
half the posters here are either chicanos or blacks so idk if its a big deal.
>placer countyANO
I have a feeling she's a virgin /cum/
imagine being a cumskin
>>74403057
there is no hispanic blood in muh heritage
>>74403054
JUST FUCK MY GENERAL UP
>>74403060
NIGGER
>>74403072
muhfugga
>>74402828
I don't see any meaningful difference between how blue and orange are defined.
Also I've never found a public drinking area in California as far as I know.
>finals week
>last two finals are tomorrow and I've done little to fuck all for preparation
>Trying to finish last few errant assignments while going through study guides
>Trying to pack my shit so that I can immediately drive 5 hours to get home after taking both tests so that I can surprise my little brother on his birthday
>Room is a goddamn mess and I'm probably not going to get much sleep
This is it lads.
>>74403072
good post
>>74403060
Imagine being a fucking leaf
>>74403060
its quite the honor
pos /k/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4CeFibk-5c
who are you going to be voting for governor in 2018, californians? the mayor of san diego?
>>74403093
who's even running?
i like this pic too
>>74403082
worth it
Post terrible post-post-ironic comedy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3uloAurjMc
>>74403105
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_gubernatorial_election,_2018
>>74402544
THE RUSSIANS GOT INTO MY PHONE
what do you think of the dark red and light red states?
>>74403123
dunno
Gavin newsom, maybe
>>74403105
Lieutenant Gov Gavin "Throw the guns in the ocean" Newsom, probably.
>>74403093
Anyone who's not Newsom. I can't stand the royalty-tier conga line of succession that the Dems have set up in the state.
Republicans either need to step up or step aside. I wouldn't mind a D vs D election if it meant the public was engaged and had some kind of real choice.
>>74403149
I like Arizona's ability to rustle the hispanic jimmies
>>74403149
Texas is alright
not sure about the rest
>>74403123
so what are the odds of a republican winning....
*does something retarded and exaggerated on cam*
*makes video unwatchable through editing*
*dont make a single joke, but indicate humour through losing composure in front of camera*
*make a retarded political statement about the white race despite being the age of a family man having no kids and using his fame to fuck groupies*
ah yes, MDE
I have a job offer for 65k in San Ramon
What do bay area Califags think
>>74403158
basically zero
Islands in the stream
That is what we are
>>74403149
never been
kind of hope republicans somehow win in california so i can watch the state implode
>>74403163
I like the editing it reminds me of youtube poop
>>74403193
Which celebrity should it be this time?
>>74403178
all ive really done is drive through it
its cheaper than living in the bay because its a little inland, but its still reasonably close(as long as you BART in. 580/680 traffic is a nightmare)
far as I know, the population is middle class/white suburbia
ideas man is unironically good
it's about time california elects an asian man to make up for the chinese exclusion act and the japanese interment camps
>>74403203
im a ytp kid but mde isnt it really funny at all
his funniest bits are making coastal liberals uncomfortable with weird standup, but thats more performance art than his nonsensical youtube sketches
>>74403209
they have a former nfl player who's also a minister running
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosey_Grier
>>74403229
don't you smoke
you're telling me you don't mind that shit funny when you're stoned off your ass
>>74403253
some of his sketches do make me laugh yeah but its cheap laughs
>>74403244
>know nothing of hand-egg
>know this player from The Simpsons
A black Republican winning would be interesting.
ALLIWANNADO *bang bang bang* *cash register sounds*
>>74403193
me too but damn none of them seem like serious contenders
>auto shop has a 45% off "coupon" that only gets used if you have Oregon, Washington, or Idaho plates
>>74403296
they dont validate calicucks coupons or it says in the fine print?
>>74403244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znMhHNmDWDg
>>74403296
>idaho
>no montana
you guys are just meanies
how do i get an asian gf?
>>74403279
>music
*viciously massacres every living californian*
woops Lol
>>74403328
have extremely low standards
>>74403328
Jungle or northern slants?
>>74403307
It's meagerly distributed and they just have a stack that they automatically apply if they like you
>>74403318
very rarely see a montana plate 2bh
just watched a 35 min video of ronaldo's 400 goals at madrid
send help
>>74403328
have $200 + shipping and handling
>>74403339
east asian
southeast asians are gross
>Im a ronaldo fan
>>74403354
Just steal drugs from a cartel, that should change you life's priorities and worries.
>Florida man caught having sex with an alligator in his backyard
>>74403338
because obviously your standards are working out so well
how's your girlfriend, by the way? still a 2D drawing?
>>74403364
How ugly are you willing to go?
this, is a goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBBnKu5bnCE
Just found a pic of my cat that died last year of a kidney infection
>cops outside my apartment since some dude pulled a gun 15mins ago
>tfw they give 0 shits about me smoking weed in my sister's car when they can clearly see me
Good feels. Winnipeg has its merits sometimes.
>>74403383
http://www.snopes.com/man-arrested-for-alligator-sex/
>>74403394
none of the asian girls that i see in real life are ugly desu
>>74403393
I have enough standards to not lust over assless ladyboys, yes
>>74403415
That's probably why you don't have an Asian gf then
MUST BE LOVE ON THE BRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNN
>>74403383
my step grandfather had an alligator as a pet on the gulf (swear on me mum)
>>74403422
i'm guessing that you're at least an 9/10 with a good job, then
how many girls have you fucked in your life, chad? i bet it's nearing the triple digits
>>74403406
what a shithole
montreal has a relaxed attitude about weed but little gun crime
>>74403445
almost. looking for a special gal to be #100
>tfw mom just went into my room to put smoothie on my desk while I was outside
>saw my one gallon piss jug 3 quarters full
>>74403432
could also have something to do with the fact that i don't talk to anyone outside of class
there's a cute asian girl who i talk with during class sometimes
>tfw too autistic to make friends
>only have casual acquaintances
shall be getting a full 7 1/2 hours sleep tonite
>be Montreal
>get FLOODED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0CvSIhF_tA
>>74403477
i'm probably only gonna get 6
damn you anime porn you're a cruel mistress
>tfw i had a gf in high school so i'm chad compared to most of the people ITT
is this racist
>>74403461
>not keeping them under your bed
>>74403546
Depends on your race
I'm in NorCal and really wnat to fug a latina. That is all.
>>74403193
I mean, it would only be speeding up the inevitable. Family moved out as a kid, looking back I'm rather glad they did.
i wish foot kraut were here
>looked at my ex-gf's facebook page
>she's out having a fun life
>meanwhile she's the only gf i've ever had
who else /pathetic/ here
>>74403571
where you at, famalampai
i need a second opinion, buds
should i drink whiskey or beer
i want to kill some brain cells
>>74403607
you'll get another gf and then be glad yall broke up
happened with me. once you see the bigger picture you realize there are more lovely ladies out there and that chick is an ex for a reason. be thankful you have time and money to yourself for now, another girl will come around.
>>74403629
definitely whiskey
>>74403629
killing brain cells? hmm... try listening to rap
>>74403630
>>74403607
Good advice anon.
I got dumped on Sunday but don't feel bad because I know there's other women.
It gets better
>>74403630
she's my ex because we went to different colleges
we split up on good terms
>tfw still think about her even though that was nearly five years ago
>>74403629
I prefer a nice rye whiskey.
However, if you REALLY want to kill brain cells, I prefer huffing paint.
Apparently hating Pepe makes me a kike
>>74403629
chase your whiskey shots with beer
>>74403660
motherfucker I still think about my first gf too, that's normal. Fuck someone else already
Rate this milkmaid /cum/
>>74403687
thot/10
>>74403668
kike
>>74403687
doesn't have the body of 10 year old boy/10
>>74403687
She can suck my dick if you know what I mean (;
>>74403675
i've never been good at making friends and the idea of casual sex doesn't interest me
>/biz/ has given me a neet salary of 4 years
>>74403543
not impressed in the least
>>74403731
what did he mean by this?
>>74403697
>>74403712
>>74403731
I wanna squeeze her big breasts until milk comes out into a glass and then I'll drink it
I've gone all day without fapping. Idk if I want to fap right now or see how long I can take it
can't stop thinking about curvy petite latinas 2bh
I laughed to hard today and got a headache.
>>74403758
He wants to be her friend and respect her as a person
gonna try to fall asleep, buds
guess i'm gonna have to save the binge drinking for tomorrow
>>74403761
for some reason, I expected a Indian or Middle Eastern flag to be attached to this post
>>74403781
>>74403761
colostrum tastes like shit
>>74403793
oh, well thats nice
love how every teacher assigns some shit to be due in the very last week after months of doing nothing lmao
>>74403806
I'm a nice person
>>74403781
>>74403801
Fucking hell that made me kek like a madman.
I had a booger right in the most sensitive part of my sinus and it made me feel like I had to sneeze each time I breathed in or touched it
>>74403802
I don't even care. I've never seen more beautiful mammary glands in my life and I need to taste their secretions.
Americans, what does semen taste like?
>>74403862
mucus
>>74403862
ask your sister
>>74403822
Or how they come into class, write some shit on the whiteboard and leave
What are we drinking to tonight lads?
>>74403895
Hopefully this bitch's delicious tittymilk
>>74403895
not old enough to drink
>>74403403
???
fucking underagefags get >>>/out/
>>74403895
rum and pepsi
but my tolerance is going up i already drank a fifth since i got off work
can't wait till my plants are ready to harvest so i can smoke again
apparently tyler the creator made the new bill nye theme song, and its fucking shit
https://youtu.be/8ywsSInVMF8
Why do any white people vote Democrat again?
>>74403912
Try smonk
>>74403922
>results of this last harvest :^)
>>74403958
pretty good looking bud famalam
a black chick came into my work to shop today. she was wearing a tight white tank top with no bra and she had small-medium tits but her nipples were huge
>>74403895
>Miller High Life
That's my go-to inexpensive macrobrew, nice.
>Buffalo Trace White Dog Mash #1
>Corn, Rye, Malted Barley spirit
Never tried it, but it looks like something I'd enjoy either way.
Nice job.
Right now I'm drinking Jose Cuervo Silver Tequila.
I did not buy it, my father bought it for me (no bully) and I'm drinking it straight and some with a bit of ginger ale because this is the only alcohol I have at the moment and it's not bad. Also, I've never had tequila before, so please, no bully.
I personally prefer rye whiskey straight tbqh.
>>74403993
Skanky whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJA9BcgB6Q
>>74404011
Good taste lad
Mixing the mash with some homemade lime syrup and salt 1/1, tastes great
At work right now
Just finished a theroux documentary on a prison
might not be able to make into work tomorrow morning buds
tell kev i drank all night
>>74404088
>watching movies and surfing the web at work
what job
one month until I never have to see my fucking roommates again
if I can just make it one month
tfw no gf
>>74404088
>not watching lewd things
My pet American thread is going swimmingly hehe
>>74404175
source me, my dude
>>74404194
To Love-Ru S01E07 15:36 :^)
Currently drunk-binging this and it's pretty gud
If I had to pick a flag on /int/ that routinely had the most misconceptions about life in the USA I would say it is the Russian flag.
agree/disagree?
i shit on dead american soldiers grave and wipe my ass with usa flag
>>74404212
is it fap worthy or just tease
REALLY wish I was holding a cute girl hand right now, buds.
>spent $200 on car repairs
>still runs shitty
>>74404266
I don't fap to anime, but I imagine it is. This is 2 minutes into the episode I'm on
>>74404265
kendini öldür değersiz böcek
i can't convince my little brother that his gf is an emotionally abusive leech
seems like he calls me every other night just to vent about how he and his gf are fighting and every time he asks what do i say break up with her and he just laughs
what do
Anri > Hitomi
>>74404326
ayy
fug, its already after midnight, no wonder Im yawning
I'm still getting Taiwanese ads on Facebook
What do you think of this one ?
>>74404412
quite lame
cum lol
>>74404412
I think that none of the clothes purchased online from Asian countries ever fits.
ah yes
the roommates have decided 12:30 is a good time to invite everyone over for a party again
>>74404573
why don't you join them
I bought a bottle of wine but I lost my corkscrew
>>74404573
he isn't wrong
>>74404583
smash it open and lick
>>74404596
ITS A WEDNESDAY NIGHT
I KNOW FOR A FACT ONE OF THEM HAS CLASS AT 9 AM BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS FUCKING WAKE ME UP
>>74404603
I should smash it on a strainer
>>74404617
>not having a glass cutter
never gonna make it
>>74404615
I accidentally left for class an hour too early
lol
>>74404583
Use a screw and pliers
>>74404649
I have a pipe cutter
>>74404128
I run printers overnights
It's all computer except for loading material on the machine. So I sit and print graphics all night.
I got the bottle open
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m4tYUfYCj4
>>74404948
while you get loaded on cheap wine im gonna hit the hay
>>74405123
good night faam
>>74404858
how much it pay and how much education did you need
good night>>74405137
>>74405170
>>74405170
>>74405170
new