/brit/

god save the queen

unironically considering moving to new zealand because i'm extremely afraid of snakes and i heard they don't have any there

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LA REINE EST MORTE. VIVE LE ROI.

'od save the 'n

>>74403528
how can you be scared of snakes when you have spiders

unironically considering deporting snakes to new zealand

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hope she croaks desu

>>74403528
they don't have any in Ireland either

any news on who croaked lads

Howling

Just remembered Scooby used to post on /fit/ until he got doxxed and ousted as a full blown homosexual

God save the Queen

>>74403548
>Sweden

>>74403548
absolute state of Sweden.

>>74403544
snakes are scarier

POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878093005.webm

>>74403544
you can squish spiders under a shoe, not so easy with a snake

Isn't /brit/ full of anti-monarchists?

>>74403561
when /fit/ went to complete shit: the event

>>74403493
god save king charles, the third of his name, lord of the limeys, jocks and sheepfuckers and the cuck of his land.

>>74403555
yeah but ireland is a miserable shithole and we have free movement with new zealand anyway

>>74403548
Take that back you filthy barbarian

>>74403570
>POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878219150.webm

ferris bueller is a nice but odd film

>>74403548
Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGC2iP5ss6E

>>74403350
he has a point though

>>74403576
dont care for the monarchy but nothings wrong with it so dont see the point in removing it either
LOATHE the idea of losing the westminster system and turning into another yankland too

>>74403580
oh I didn't know that, cool

>>74403570
>POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878289436.webm

>>74403569
>>74403574
snakes are not remotely scary they are cute

spiders are deadly fucking fuckers

>>74403493
god save the queen

Why do non-brits post in brit?

>>74403570
>POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878629426.webm

Don't know if I should bring a throwaway pint glass to the house party on friday or go full out and bring out the family heirloom "sir pintius the first"

>>74403570
>POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493878809989.webm

>>74403632
what kind of pintman are you?

>>74403609
if you step on a funnelweb, it will die

if you step on a brown snake, it will bite the shit out of you and you will probably die if you dont get immediate medical help

>>74403632
who the fuck brings their own glass to a party

>>74403609
snakes kill people all the time here, no ones died from a spider in decades

>>74403632
>the absolute state of leaf posters

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wish I was born an Aussie
eating vegimite all day
kangaroos are cunts

>>74403653

t. Doesn't love pints

There's plenty of deadly snakes here, I avoid them by not living in the fucking jungle.

>>74403653
Do you love pints or not motherfucker

fuck spiders and fuck spider "people"

pints make me aggressive, rum is much better

>funnelweb
even that name is terrifying
fuck australia

Some of the comments on this are pure fucking gold

https://youtu.be/ceM1WgfWpMw

>>74403683
>>74403671
frankly have never measured beer in pints

beer is served in cups in my home or dollops (scoops from the viscous beer pot)

Unironically browsing reddit

>>74403704
they're only found around sydney, the runt capital of australia

Does anyone here have experience getting small (under £1500) loans from their bank?

I'm with Lloyd's and it looks like you can request online, repayments look fine by me.

Need to move out of my current place but I need like a grand to comfortably make the jump. I'm struggling to save and I'd be saving hundreds a month by moving.

burger king is actually a shit restaurant

can cats/dogs have autism

order alcohol by the litre myself

Need a feminine bf

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>>74403636

>>74403726
it's not called that but yes

>>74403738
Please be in York.

>>74403722
Might want to head down to a branch office and ask.

god save the queen

>>74403722
I'd walk into the bank dressed presentably to make the case if I were you.

love pints and pint related accessories

>>74403750
[spoiler] no sorry :( [/spoiler]

If your name was Elizabeth what nickname would you go by?

Liz
Beth
Betty
Lizzy
Lisbeth
Eliza
Isabel
Bessie
Buffy
Bette
Betsy
Bess
Libby
Liddy
Issy
Lysette
Liza
Lisa
Izzy
Elyse
Elsa
Elissa
Ellie
Zsóka
Babette
Lieselotte
Beileag
Bětuška
Blair

?

>>74403751
>>74403754
Sounds like hassle.

>>74403767
people already call me Babs

rumour has it charles did an ole 'cide

>>74403767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AvuweztG4Q

I sell pints and pint related accessories

the name's tim jim byrne

>>74403780
A momentary hassle worth hundreds/month

>>74403748
what's it called

locking up work tonight. definitely doing to sniff the attractive girl's seat desu

>>74403767
My grandma went by Betty
She's dead now

>>74403780
I imagine if you apply online it'll only take your prior/current credit into consideration.

gonna do a wank before the big announcement

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>>74403528
nah mate, we got plenty of snakes, pity their in the government tho.

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I'm sorry for existing

>>74403792
never ever getting to be king became too much for him?

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anyone have the algerians vocaroo song?

>>74403808

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>>74403704
gonna nip ya
>>74403720
brother and i use to go around to any nest and do the ol' aerosol and lighter thing

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>>74403820
>tfw born to immigrants

>>74403807
oh it's just autism but can be caused by fragile x syndrome

just read on the 'dit that the queen is a nazi sympathiser. Is this true?

*ignores your advances*

Bike's at the shop. Feel stranded.

>>74403852
she did vote for brexit after all

>>74403570
>POST BRITISH WEBMS
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493509714563.webm

not scared of snakes nor spiders. only thing that scares me is an empty pint glass

>>74403820
>Editor: Susan Goldberg

Hm

>>74403863
absolutely love parliament banter

>>74403820
retard

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>>74403863
Our guy keeping calm

off to watch a good ol' 'nime

NEED an autistic kot

https://youtu.be/ekKUmaL2R2g

sister is going to England next saturday

>>74403919
which one?

gonna meet some yank girl in England next Saturday to give her the ol' Spruce Bruce

>>74403929
could heem this autist easy

What is "Persona 5?"

My friend keeps going on about it

>>74403941
'nime game

May the Fourth be with you all.

>>74403931
Monogatari, la

>>74403941
>>74403941
you friends are making fun of you (doesnt surprise me either), there hasnt been a persona 5, havent even made 3 yet

>>74403941
ps4 game

>>74403950
Thats a alri' 'nime

>>74403937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuKHGGYpNc

>>74403936
I didn't ask

lads is the queen dead

Look how autistic this cat is

https://youtu.be/uaFQ8bUSq4U

>>74403975
no, charles is.

its a shame playstation has so many nice looking exclusives when im never gonna buy it

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>>74403929
1:15

>>74403929

>This is the first time I've cared about someone more than myself

>a cat

This is a malfunctioning generation

suiting up in my best funeral gear and memorising the national anthem just in case anyones carked it

>>74403975
its william
heart attack in the night

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>>74403977
>piercings
no ty

>>74403995
it's not his fault leftism made american women intolerable

>>74403570
did one of them just say "shittin' hell"?

>>74403722
lloyds is shit

>>74403975
they summoned the staff to try and find a solution to the harry question

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>it's not his fault leftism made american women intolerable

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>job requirement: fluent on the phone

just let me contact people by email

>>74404007
The lad who would steal your phone and help you try and find it

>>74403950
'nce

much as i love the queen, im definitely not averse to charlie being a bit more proactive and for example having 90% of the commonwealths modern architecture summarily destroyed
not sure about his views on islam though

>>74404029
have done this before haha

do we get a day off for philip?

>>74404012
REEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF EU

wish i could find yellow and black checkered socks

>>74404009
>america ever being leftist
lol

>>74404009
that guy is obviously a leftist

queen called the meeting to tell everyone how much she loves pints

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

*walks into our bedroom and puts this on*

*starts taking off my clothes slowly*

Hope the Queen lives forever desu

>>74404023
imagine complaining about how certain people blame you for everything, right before doing the exact same thing

how many days is it between the 15th of april and 7th of may?

>>74404045
Hello autistic 14 year old

I've found that being a minger isn't a great predictor of which side of the political spectrum you're on but it does correlate with having a meme /pol/-tier autistic variant thereof

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*gazes pensively at you*

>>74404069
im not going to dignify that answer with a question

>>74404009

Shut up you fucking faggot, most American women hate feminism, this is just an excuse for your fucking failure as a man you fag, if we didn't have so many faggots like you women never would've cared about feminism

>>74404079
>image name
Howling
Funny how donald went back on all his promises

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>Shut up you fucking faggot, most American women hate feminism, this is just an excuse for your fucking failure as a man you fag, if we didn't have so many faggots like you women never would've cared about feminism

>>74404052
Guffawed

>>74404062
no one blamed me for anything

>>74404009

Kill yourself, faggot.

love pints

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>>74404082
>t. leftist

what time is the announcement

>>74404096
I wasn't taking about you, sorry I mistakenly (You)'d you xx

Too sleepy to get up to poo

This is rapidly turning into an emergency

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>why yes equality between men and women is bad so I dislike feminis

>>74404091

Those are the opposite of the kind of people who would say that

>>74404106
Eight bongs

>>74404062
imagine if you were Chile. Volcano made a /brit/ and every general ever

If you brits did something to that innocent old lady then Im going to rough you up

>>74404086
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/meet-the-15-year-old-from-melbourne-helping-donald-trump-take-over-the-world

>Essentially, Edward believes Trump's economic prowess and management record makes him the best candidate for running America, which would strengthen Australia's economy via proxy. He cites America's $19 trillion national debt as a threat to global stability and claims the US needs a fiscal conservative in power in order to tackle other issues such as climate change. Yes, Ed is concerned about climate change, which he says Trump has recently come around to. "If you read some of Donald Trump's quotes," says Ed, "you'll see how his opinion on climate science has changed over the past years. He's not actually against it as everyone thinks."

>In this way Ed presents an unusual mix of neoconservatism, environmental concern, and a mighty faith in the British monarchy. "My homeroom teacher once sent me out of the class because I said Australia should never become a republic. I think the queen is the best head of state you could hope for." Ed then pointed to his gold tie clip, cast in the shape of a lion: "the symbol for the British Empire."

>>74404106

8am maybe. So in like 3 minutes. Might be big since BBC news hasn't mentioned people being called to the palace

I genuinely do love pints

I'd drink several pints daily if there no calories in them bitches

>>74404116
apology NOT accepted

>>74403820
Do people actually read time?

Sick of these grandiose 'conversation-changing' front covers

>>74404104

Yeah, "leftists" sure do love shitting on feminism and calling people faggots

>>74404132
Didn't read a word tldr?

>>74404127
imagine if cum was good.

>>74404132
literally me

It's 8 bongs

Brb videoconference

>>74404120
>modern feminism
>having absolutely anything to do with equality

unequivocally not.

Give 500mls of your finest ale please barkeep

What's this about an announcement?

>>74404132
>Trump
>Fiscal conservative

Howling

>>74403521
>god save the queen
god save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queengod saqueengod save the queengod save the queengod save the queer

>>74404136
p-please anglo

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heh

>>74404141
15 year old twat thinks Trump is going to eliminate debt, isn't against climate change action and is a big supporter of the British Royal family

>>74404142
Are you hitting on me?

>>74404152
>tumblr feminism is the only feminism
Is this bait?

>>74404154
Queen will show her Royal twat live

>nothing in radio 4

Was it fake news?

absolute state
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qH-fatPVqw

>>74404173
*drops a pen*
Oh jeez
*bends over slowly*

>>74404164
Fucking loathe how this sort of fucknut thinks he's the smartest fella in the room

>>74404180
damn i just wanked. should i have waited?

>12 threads ago
>"no, the upper class are literally the noble blood; the aristocracy; none higher"
>Pic: "now go fix Jacob's tie you plebeian courtier"

Prince Harry is getting married.

Please tell me you lads wash your hole after a poo. Can't imagine having poopy butt all day like yanks

>>74404137
Time and Nat Geo are those magazines I've only ever seen in specialists' waiting rooms

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despise this posho cunt

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>>74404199
Fuckin hell

>>74404203
can't not have a shower after a poo
feel too dirty

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>watch BBC live for first time ever

>"Our top story today, there's been a sharp rise in British men with anorexia"

What is it with cunts and standing in front of train doors?

Woman literally standing in the middle of the doors as people are trying to get off the train. I see it at least once a day, should be allowed to just push them aside.

Supposedly its fuck all lads.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-royals-idUSKBN1800HB

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>>74404213

>>74404203
No but I use wet wipes
>>74404209
Shes qt

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>>74404152

do brits ever go as far as to send xxoooxoooo?
>>74404193
nah they'll probably air repetitions all day on BBC and BBC 'merica

comedy is banned for 12 days after the queen dies

>>74404227
>The Daily Mail newspaper had earlier reported

ahh okay, so it was just bullshit the whole time

considering cancelling my netflix subscription if all they're going to put the money towards is capeshit that isn't even good enough for 'summer' blockbuster movies

>>74404223
bit weird to hear about people being anything but fat for you hey?

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*burp*

queen's dead morty

staging a poo d'etat

Liz is going to announce new crusades

any update on the prince Phillip to Hell situation lads?

>>74404259
staging a wet 'a' wet with joie de pee-vre

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i've been watching Sky for 15 minutes and zero mentions of whatever happened last night

>>74404250
black mirror is good
there I fucking said it

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-parliaments-39731596

HOLY SHIT! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA GET FUCKED POHM KEKS. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Are female colleagues the absolute worst?

>Work the bare minimum
>Literally constantly printing things they might buy
>Amy Schumer tier toilet humor
>Not interested in intellectual conversations, only discuss pseudo reality shows, their childrens habbits and office politics
>Can't take criticism
>Tech incompetent
>Squeel and bree

you are a bunch of fags, this gossip site about british royals makes me want to go chop wood or chug a beer

>>74404253

http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/life/obesity-rates-soar-in-australia-a-global-survey-reveals-20140528-394s4.html

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/australias-weight-epidemic-112m-overweight-or-obese-report/news-story/dff3883181af5338f0165d8ea0feda3a

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2016/02/24/australia-obesity-statistics_n_9154422.html

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-05-29/australian-obesity-rates-climbing-fastest-in-the-world/5485724

https://www.gizmodo.com.au/2016/09/australias-severe-obesity-problem-is-getting-worse/

bet one of the dogs died

>>74404276
yeah its mostly good

>>74404290
Beatrice?

>>74404278
virus don't click

>>74404280
>Not interested in intellectual conversations

you fucked up here, hans.
expecting "intellectual conversations" with most women is like expecting swahili from your pet turtle.
Go ahead and start talking about emerging financial markets or some shit, they will lose all interest in you

>>74404226
You are allowed pretty much, just walk into them.

Spastics

Also

>People (usually JFs) that try to get on before people have finished getting off

Sky News isn't even mentioning this? What's happening

>>74404290
corgis are runt dogs

>>74404289
>Obesity rates climbing fastest in the world
>Still decades away from being where America is

SCREECHING

>>74404226
just do it. i get having to stand close to the doors but you have a responsibility to basically look out at every stop and make sure you're not blocking anyone from getting out. i just put my hand in front of me as a courtesy then push through

>>74404280
Sounds like you work in a runty job mate.

It's nothing. Move along, citizens.

>BBC Breakfast talking about counting Birds from space

ah yes. Fuck all is happening. Can certainly tell it's election day

>>74404300
Kek

>>74404306
>expecting "intellectual conversations" with most women is like expecting swahili from your pet turtle.

why didn't anyone (You) my rick'n'morty joke?

>>74404329
foy. its citisens

don't work with women. have pints after work every day. love my job.

>>74404331
>Can certainly tell it's election day

Election for what?

@74404337
what rick n morty oke

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you'd think brits would know but noooooooooo they don't. they don't have any idea

>>74404306
>>74404337
fuck off reddit cunt

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>>74404317
>SCREECHING

>>74404342
Hello cirhosis of the liver

>>74404337
you really have the most warped sense of what that show is about

well i am fully disappointed. again. just like the snap election. this shit fucking sucks.

>>74404343
new queen

>>74404343

Manchester's first Mayoral election and a bunch of local elections

>>74404314
worlds press is gathered around bucks palace
nobody knows whats going on other than "theres a meeting at some point"
they could be waiting for hours and get nothing
but the lady on tv suggested that if it was nothing then the officials would have let the press know to go home by now so it presumably is something newsworthy
scrupulous press just doesnt like reporting prematurely

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/breaking-prince-philip-dead-95/7149130
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/breaking-prince-philip-dead-95/7149130
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-04/breaking-prince-philip-dead-95/7149130

>>74404349
>non reply
haha fucking fatass *goes back to colonial spank room*

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>>74404349
>redditors

>>74404375
sharting

>>74404375
You. I've seen your kind before. You've got blood on your hands. Keep your blade sheathed, you murdering bastard, or I'll put you down myself."

>>74404375
poor lad why is the internet so cruel

Queen is up the duff

hate disabled cunts

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39801908

>Such internal royal meetings happen about once a year

ah yes a meeting at 3am. Fuck off LIzard bitcxh i know what your planning

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a... mortal monarch?

THIS GENERAL IS LITERALLY TMZ RIGHT NOW

Please kindly FO back to your shitty sub-reddit or whatever llbgbt community you frequent for good

i bet harry got the yank broad pregnant

Why would anyone care about the Queen?

>>74404418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh84o5STysk

love foreners
love spesial needs
hate pints

fuck off

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>>74404426
blocked in my country

love saffers
love leafs
hate kiwis

reminder to not reply to (((them)))

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hows /gf2017/?

love the queen
would start a fight with someone who chatted shit about her no matter where i was
could be debating someone on a stage smoking with cigarette holders and wearing gloves and that and the instant he brings up the queen id tackle him off the side and put a chair leg through his windpipe

Is nandos still cheeky

>>74404419
yes let's go back to talking about rick and morty, bitching about rick and morty, and pints (all of which are reddit memes).

why do people who wear prescription glasses always look like they have really tired eyelids

the queen will talk about muslims

breaking news:
whatevers going on, its not health related
news lad suspects its still big though since its going on uninterrupted during election period

>>74404435
Jack Russells crack rat skulls. Ferret tier

BREAKING: it's all fine dw about it

>>74404469
>pints
>reddit

the queen's not dead you dipshits

is the queen dead?

I can't wait for Canada and Australia to leave the commonwealth.

>>74404419
ah yes, the usual /r9k/-lite /brit/ is much better.

>>74404505
why would we do that

>6'2"
>240 lbs (350 power clean, 275 power snatch)
>Top 1% on every standardized test I've written (GMAT, LSAT)
>Studied Mathematics at the graduate level
>IQ 150+
>Speak 5 languages fluently
>3 passports
>Worked on Wall St
>Run a hedge fund
>30s
>7 figure net worth
>Exponential earning power
post your stats

God save the queen.

>>74404375
Where's the meme?

would the australians need to rename queensland after the queen dies

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/queen-abdicates-91-years-uk-39801908

She's not dead, but she isn't Queen anymore.

>>74404520
Not if she's buried there.

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>didn't die in my sleep

>>74404514
the fascist regime

>>74404426
LOVE dogs
HATE Jack Russels

Not a rasheed, just don't like 'em. Simple as that really.

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>>74404522
FOY

>>74404513
hello black jesus

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>>74404534

>>74404505
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1awwAgU_t8

>>74404513
Which languages if you really do speak 5 I can almost guarantee I know one of them.

>>74404513
all the same except worse in every category

>>74404548
English?

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>>74404539

Seeing as Britain owes Europe 100 billion euro, the Royal family are going to have to sell off some of their properties.

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>>74404563

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>>74404567

>>74404513
>5'1"
>shant say
>few gcses
>done a level english (fukin aced it if i may say)
>exceptional iq presumably
>voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
>2 passports
>worked in an office
>ran an instasync
>20s
>dont own any nets
>exponential physical power

>>74404513
>5'11 & 3/4" but I round up to 6'
>195lbs (visibly overweight, all the fat goes to my stomach and mantits)
>Home-schooled my entire life
>Born a month premature
>Know how to ask "Does you sister do anal?" in 5 languages
>1 passport I've never used
>Worked as a non-union welder making barges
>Currently unemployed
>Early 20s
>Receive $512 every two weeks in unemployment compensation
>I have no idea what "Exponential earning power" means
r8 dont h8

>>74404567
Europe isn't EU. God save the English Queen.
*embraces you all*
Je vous aime, mes frères.

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>>74404567
that random big number off the top of their heads tho

literally want out country to fail after brexit just to prove you smug bastards are really stupid

>>74403493
Decided to be a cheeky cunt and order some vegemite, turns out it's not half bad

Everyone else I've given it to says it tastes like shit, I don't know why

>>74404586
>>74404588
thanks for your contribution to Hiro's data farming service :)

>>74404610
good lad

>>74404610
try and vegemite and cheese sandwich
also vegemite on crackers is the best vomit recovery food

>>74404610
bit stinking chap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2gDkcpYnMc

marmite toast and scrambled eggs is the best breakfast going

Humanity was a mistake

http://observer.com/2017/05/murder-on-the-orient-express-twitter/

playing rollercoaster tycoon 2

Is vegemite just marmite?

>>74404656
noice

>>74404656
build a massive dangerous one and turn on the 'people will ride anything' cheat

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>>74404652
haha being a retarded neet virgin loser pays off sometimes

5am is no problem

>>74404682
>>74404682
>>74404682

god save the queen

God save Phil. And queen.

>>74403796
Why ask why, bilal?

>>74403493
>Brexit negotiations are going so badly that poor old Lizzie has had a heart attack
damn

>>74404460
Very good question.

Any ideas, lads? I don't think it is.