/cum/lets

Don't fall for Asian women

Don't fall for women

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Don't fall for the perfidious Balt

I wish I was mad at the woman who deceived me but I'm a brainlet.

>all these ricers hating on bimmers
Haha faggots
Why don't you just put a engine on a fucking coke bottle

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>>74364751

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STOP
PUTTING
UGLY
GOOKS
ON
A
PEDESTAL

>l*thuanians
>baltic

N
O

>>74364780

Chinese flag actually looks quite aesthetic. How... suspicious.

>>74364776
my friend bought a used BMW
worst piece of shit i've ever had to work on

>tfw no latvian orthodox nun gf

>>74364787
The gook is cute, not ugly. Plenty of ugly gooks in my class, though.

i will fucking murder you you dumb tv show watching cunt

we're protestant, the russians here are orthodox

>>74364792
Whenever you take your lawn mower engine off that piece of plastic you call your car, get back to me

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hmm

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every aspect of my life would be better if i never had to associate with a nonwhite ever again.

>>74364819
I agree.

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>lativa and michigan are partnered together
its like they tried to find a country that most resembled detroit

>>74364788
Who cares

What's up with all these Slavs trying to distance themselves from each other?

"NOT RUSSIAN, IM (Insert other Slav ethnicity here)"

You're all the same shit, Snow potatoe niggers

>Haha my captcha had the same word as my post better show this crazy coincidence to everyone so they can appreciate it as much as I do XDDD
Kill yourself please

>Slovenia
My brothers.

>>74364813
we had to replace his engine because his cooling system catastrophically malfunctioned and blew up. that warped his engine out of shape and made it completely unusable.
some of us are too intelligent and hardworking to be ivory tower, soft skinned, limp wristed progs who let other men work on their cars

>>74364847
Michigan national guard are literally our best friends

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>>74364847
>Georgia and Georgia

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>>74364847

>Illinois is Poland

Not even fucking surprised. Like a quarter of my neighbors are Polish

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>Oregon and Bangladesh

my balls got too toasty, so i pulled them out of my pjs and held my cold can of beer to them
that was a mistake

>>74364858
>used car
What was his mileage( the real mileage)
How many previous owners?

It's a good car if it's not crapped up, but once you cross that line, it's expensive to fix

>>74364894
you just castrated yourself

Good night, buds.

i hate it when mexicans put their hand on my thigh

I would never fuck my children...
But i don't know if i feel the same way about yours

Not replying to someone should be a crime

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>It's a good car if it's not crapped up

>>74364901
i feel like that would have happened if i held it there for any longer.
my balls aren't too hot anymore

>>74364897
240k
1

>>74364910
bye babe

>>74364916
taco'd

>>74364930
>Saturn
>Pontiac

>your state/province
>what food/dish best represents your state/province?

I want ot get in Canada and live a cofly leaf life.

>>74364972
Ontario
Some disgusting semi-solid Paki/Poo/wog food

>>74364768
He's cute :(

>>74364972
alabama
everyone in my family knows how to make fried chicken, so that

>>74364989
just pretend you're a syrian rapefugee

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>>74364989
Just LEAF Russia

>>74364930
>le meme statistics will tell me everything i need to know
Also
>poorfags
>>>/out/

>>74364931
>over 200k miles
There's your problem

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>>74364972

>>74364989

become a professional hockey player

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>rapefugee

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>>le meme statistics will tell me everything i need to know
>Also
>>poorfags
>>>>/out/

>>74365013
Too white for it.

It was +20 yesterday all of a sudden and when I spent wo minutes outside with my neck on the back exposed to the sun the skin turned red and burns now.

I can't believe Australians can survive in their conditions.

>>74365023
That won't do.
There are too many corrupted minds.

>>74365042
Too old for it now.
I can only rely on degress.

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>>74365040
>Nevada
>Las Vegas all you can eat buffet

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>>rapefugee

>>74365058
>I can't believe Australians can survive in their conditions.

that's why they're always so angry

>>74365058
We have a bunch of Russians all immigrating here and they treat their own people like shit because they have nobody else.

>>74365040
>no fried chicken anywhere

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>images.duckduckgo.com.jpg

>>74365099
>and they treat their own people like shit

When I will immigrate I would avoid contacting with russians too.
I am not going to treat anyone badly though.
Just won't meet with other russians.

>>74365049
Legit lol'd

>>74364989
It's just like Russia, only without the commieblocks and the streets full of trash when the snow melts.

>>74365137
Ha, a lot of the ones here are also literal Jews so there's that.

see you later boys.
my squeeze wants to cyber @ me

i really need to find someone who isn't such a retard tho 2bh :\

>>74365161
shit priorities

stay with us

>>74365161
You sound like a wigger faggot

>>74365149
>the streets full of trash when the snow melts

We don't have trash in the streets though.
You can find trash only in some dark corners and alleys where janitors don't work.

We have a lot of dirt on the other hand.

>>74365159
Jes know what's up.

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>Mexican food always tastes bad to me
>find out I have the cilantro tastes like shit genes
Life really isn't fair

>>74365187
Mexican is low tier in general, just a lot of carbs

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>>74364753

>tfw the latvian is actually a breddy cool guy
S-sorry for the cyberbullying

>>74365175
I was just trying to fit in here

>>74365208

took you a whole year, huh

wonder how turkbud is doing

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>>74365199
>Mayor of Vancouver a corrupt chink lover
Whoa, I am shocked!

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>small town in the mountains
>notice a gradual increase in blacks over the years because of new low income housing
>used to see one maybe once every several months, odd tourist passing through
>now see multiple every day
>start to have crime we never had before
>car broken into last Friday while I was at gym along with ~20 others outside the gym
>local newspaper reports on story
>"The suspect was described as a black male, wearing a grey hooded sweatshirt and a black beanie cap"
>never had anything like this happen before, was the type of town where you could leave your door unlocked at night, worst was just teenagers drinking at a school football game or some weird city politics over a guy wanting to build an extension and his neighbor complaining to the HOA

There's like 50 blacks total in the town. Why can't they just fucking not do this shit.

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>>74365234
your time is up wyboi

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>>74365234
What town?
How many people live there?

Show pictures of your town please. American rural towns always looked really appealing to me.

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>elections coming up

cant wait for the fuckfest tbqh

>>74365234
That's the Diverse™ New America™ at work, We have the same happening in the Post-National™ State of Canada™.

>>74365040

Kansas and Nebraska are swapped.

What the fuck is a buckeye?

>>74365216
>cant fit in on 4chan or real life
So i just resort to calling people faggots on here

I feel your pain, bro

>>74365216
;________________;

>>74364930
>Land Rover not at the top

Fake stats

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>>74365250
not him, here's a screenshot from google maps where I grew up
only like 700 people live there

So I got permabanned and I feel bad because it's the entire University housing internet. I'm moving in two days so it doesn't even matter to me

>>74365340
Looks like some kind of countryside in VN

Did you have friends of your age when you were a kid?

>>74365058
>It was +20 yesterday all of a sudden and when I spent wo minutes outside with my neck on the back exposed to the sun the skin turned red and burns now.

Probably just a hole in the ozone layer above where you live. Unless you live in bumfuck nowhere Siberia where it's -50°C everyday and you're just not used to sun.

>>74365428
Yes, there was only one school and most everyone knew each other. Most of my old friends never left and are already married. I'm one of only a few that left to go to school.

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>>74365441
We usually have clouds so sun doesn't shine bright over here.
Also the temperature was relatively low for a while.

Here is a pic how it usually is.

>>74365465
>that left to go to school

I don't understand american usage of the word school.

For me it is an institute where you study from the age of 6 to 16-17.
After that you go to Univecity or leave school at 14 and inter college.

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hahah 4th and 5th are free in Latvia

n o w o r k
o n l y s h i t p o s t

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>>74365250

Won't tell you exactly where, but it has a good number of people. Here's a picture I look last summer in the pass I use to get down into the city.

There are some houses deep in the forest to the left of the picture.

Imagine being a nun in the 1600s or someshit and some viking kidnaps you and takes you to some weird country that's either light or dark for 5-6 months out of the year and you never see your relatives ever again

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>>74365550
Women adapt quickly tbqh

>>74365492
school as a noun is usually primary and secondary education like you described, but it isn't uncommon for university students to call university school as well.
It probably has something to do with school being used as a verb. As in "he chose to continue his schooling and go to university." Which might be shortened for "He went to school."

It's mostly about context because it's likely that a 20 year old in school isn't in high school or secondary school and it's just a lazy way of saying he's studying in college.

Also we call refer to universities as colleges most of the time.

>>74365514
WHEN THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART
ECHOES THE BEATING OF THE KEYBOARD

>>74365234
>complaining about a car break in
you're a big baby desu

>>74365605
heh, watch this
*abuses heroin in a public place*

>>74365441
I hadn't gone outside much for a few weeks or I wore a sweater when I left, and I could feel my skin burning in 5 minutes or so when my skin was exposed to the sun

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>>74365468
The spring weather here has been a lot like Canada, but your pic is just like a leaf winter

>>74365605

*whips out 9mm murder in the streets*

ha-ha you guys are BABIES

Sup? God here.

girlfriend is moving away but I don't really want to break up desu. Can long distance work? It's only for two years.

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>>74365368

>staying inside posting on 4chan during your university years

you did your entire dorm a favor

go outside and network faggot, don't waste these critical years

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>>74365622
>War on drugs ends
>heroin and opioid use skyrockets

>>74365647
Just take a side off the bench. How is long distance even an option?

>>74365604
HERE'S A STORY 'BOUT A SINNER
HE USED TO BE A WINNER

>>74365550

>1600s
>vikings

imagine if you killed yourself by being off 700 years

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>>74365639
>God
>can't even manage a get

>>74365632
By weeks I mean months

>>74365634
I like Houses in Netherlands.
Tall and Narrow buildings look really comfortable.

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>>74365368
I was always surprised to see bans on my dorm internet. There were some outlaws

>>74365647
No, whats the point in having a gf if you can't see/touch/be with her?

>hometown never got below 30 or above 80
literally GOAT

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I hope nobody here owns a moist nugget

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>>74365755
>corrosive ammo

>>74365670
>or someshit
Imagine that I already realized 1600s was probably wrong but didn't care enough jewgle it

>>74365755
my nugget is moist for you

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fill out

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>>74365783

>>74365710
but anon I love her.

>>74365755
>outdated guns
it's like people want to die first

>>74365781
O-Okay

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>A normal sized serving fills your entire plate
What is the meaning of this one?

there's this girl passed out in the lobby of my apartment
have my way with her y/n?

>>74365783
Only check off G5 - rugby/soccer/cricket are as boring as boreball and basketball/football are slightly better yet lower IQ options than hockey

>>74365859
y

>>74365783
>are afraid of or hate the police
Doesn't really go with everything else

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>>74365783

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>>74365848
>Americans actually don't get it

>>74365883
Are you saying our plates are too large or small?

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>>74365783
Pretty shitty bingo, I'll attempt to make a better one at some point

>>74365893
American food portions are huge, it's the norm at restaurants to get tonne of food compared to most other places.

>>74365901
we don't pay them for nothing

>fishing rights in the gulf of St Lawrence
Yeah, America "lost" the war of 1812.
Give me a break.

>>74365894
wuts wrong?

>>74365901
I read it as the plates are small when you meant that the portions are larger.

I don't consider chain restaurant proportions a normal serving, but I don't eat out that much.

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>>74364753
>>74364761

>>74365901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCFilI5Sgs

>Today, particularly in Ontario, memory of the war retains significance, because the defeat of the invasions ensured that the Canadas would remain part of the British Empire, rather than be annexed by the United States.
Cucct if they did, cucct if they didn't

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>>74365783

>>74365980
>being on the side that avoids the negro problem
It worked out for us until the multi-kult meme took over

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDZYP4Xas6o

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>>74365783
Does this mean I'm not American?

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>>74365783

I will never be attracted to butts

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>>74366084
>speaks a foreign language
Un-American?

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>web 2.0
lmao
Wow. Just wow.

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>>74364848
At least my European brothers are white :)))

>>74366141
>t. Yugoslav rapebabby refugee

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>>74365783

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>>74364751
I CANT WAIT for Monday for the flood of lib tears !!!! You lost, we won, just give up. (((Banks))) are mad they lost their place so they cling on to their media like fish thrown out of the water

>>74364847
Not surprised at illinois. Half the people i know here are polish

>>74366157
Wut. Go back to India Pajeet. I am whiter than snow

>>74366262
>not denying it
Hmm, yes. So Serb? Croat? Bosniak?

>>74366207
>Continental Euros
>ever delivering

lolno.jpg

>>74366207
Le Pen just can't win, she's about 20 points behind Macron. We already got Trump, it doesn't really matter what happens in yurop.

>>74366207
What's happening monday

>>74366287
My ethnicity is Russian, I am however a member of Norwegian nation (even though Norwegian nation is a joke, as a Somalian can become Norwegian).

You are also not denying it :)) where are your ancestors from?Punjab?

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>>74366340
No, I am a Scottish Ontarian. Being proud of my ancestry is RAYCISS here too because I am not a slant/nog/poo etc.

>>74366367
Is "slant" an equivalent of chink? Care to explain it plz?

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>>74366399
Anyone with slanted eyes kek

>>74366326
>american education

>>74366340
>My ethnicity is Russian,

Good joke. If you don't speak Russian and weren't born and raised Russian you has nothing to do with us. It's no matter how much Russian grandparents do you have. Your blood plays no role in it whatsoever.

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>>74366439

>>74366326
Quebecois independence.

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>>74365931
i wanna go home

>>74366462
It always cracks me up how you guys keep repeating bullshit like 'I'm 1/7 Cherokee or I'm 1/7 Irish' lol. That's fucking hilarious and a bit sad.
All people are mixed, the only thing that's matter is your native language and the way you was raised.

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oh dear

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ON EST CHEZ NOUS! ON EST CHEZ NOUS! ON EST CHEZ NOUS!

>>74366439
A нe пoшли бы Bы в жoпy?
Дa, pyccким мoжнo cтaть, нo pyccкий-этo тaкжe этнoc!

>>74366533
>All people are mixed
Say that to a homogenous society...

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*guards thread*

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>>74366544
>He doesn't believe in the 2nd Amendment
>He doesn't believe in access to military-grade weapons
>He isn't a Libertarian
>He doesn't believe that Obama is a neoliberal fuck that escalated race relations to untenable levels unnecessarily
>He doesn't believe the gov't should privatize it's bureaucracy

Understanding the lies of California propaganda.

Per Capita Income 2000($) through 2015($)
1. Texas 28,365 up to 46,745 (64.8%)
2. Kansas 28,744 up to 45,876 (59.6%)
3. California 33,391 up to 52,651 (57.7%)

This does not include cost of living differences.

Median income is worse, with Texas gainin 39.54% while California only grew 29.20%, aka higher income gaps.
(all figures from Bureau of economic analysis on per-capita income in states)

California has maintained an unemployment rate higher than the national average since the year 2000.

California's education system: Test taking scores decline across state. Achievement gap between black/latino and white/asian has been rising.

English Score Gap:
Asian and black 2013 - 35% difference
Asian and black 2015 - 44% difference

Math targets reached by race:
- Asian 69%
- White 49%
- Latino 21%
- Blacks 16%

In California over 50% of students are hispanic. This means there is a rapid decline in education and intelligence in the state that will pump out a new generation without proficiency in basic math or english.

1 out of 3 welfare recipients reside in california
highest % of people in poverty of all states

DO NOT FALL FOR THE CALIFORNIA SUCCESS MEME. The state is actually a fucking mess in terms of debt, high unemployment, and a fast growing low education population.

>>74367588
excellent post
inb4 jealous/poorfag/flyover/white trash

got the folliculitis
shan't be shaving again

>>74367588
You didn't cite your sources nigger.

>>74368275
oh nm bureau of something.

Yeah california sucks. but we got the beach.

I'm a girl
How many of you are also girls

i'm a girl btw ;))

>>74368429
none

>>74367588
So when is the California time bomb going to explode (or implode in this case)

>>74368541
happening now

>>74368541
>>74368584
>tfw when all the poor mexicans move to texas

feels good.

Hello my fellow Americans.

I am looking for a prominent piece of American literature. It is about a pilot fighting for freedom against islamic gommunists that have taken over the country. Whats the name of the book?

fuck wypipo

>be ethnic chinese in US
>fantasizes china grows larger and dominates US so he can become masterrace in US

hmm

Pennsylvania is my favourite state.

>>74370577
good choice

Michigan is the best

>>74370658
you're only saying that because they got mentioned in the same sentence with scatvia

why is this delusional polish whore posting here

>>74370820
there's literally(figuratively) ZERO polish posters itt right now at this exact very moment

go away pole

I am Galindian

>>74364787
>carafag calling anyones waifu ugly
(lol

Im an abomination

Im deformed

I belong in a circus

I get made fun of cos i'm a freak

Our Father, who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy Name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.

Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us.

And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.

For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.

210

If dubs I kms

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>SPAIN'D
>BLACKED

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Had to wake up early to go to the garage. Fuck you USA for designing cities built around cars.

wat

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

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>go to get tims coffee
>dark roast pot is empty
>have to get regular
and how is your morning going??
besides sweden we can all see how he is doing ;_;

>>74367489
Based Canadian Shield man

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Hey any fast food recommandations in Ottawa my dudes?

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>>74373862
Dude GTFO of here

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>>74373761
>falling for the dark roast meme

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Don't tell me what to do

This is now /scum/

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>>74374099
Are you drunk swedy-bro?
If your shit posting so hard on a wednesday afternoon, you need help.

Have a look at this http://www.can.se

Don't forget we're your friends, we're there to help you.

*tells you what to do*

Lets invade /dixie/ and make their threads unusable so we can get a kick out of their edgy posting style

Mornin' /cum/bums

>>74364776
>Muh inline 6
Just remember for the price of a dealer M4, you can buy a new Dodge Viper

going to do a sleep

good night buddies

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im back from work you guys

>>74375292
Kys weeb fgt

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We need to kill the American people. Bomb them with nukes!!

>>74375400
fuck off Sealand

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woke up at 1030

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>>74375534
get a job

What's the most autistic fear you've ever had, /cum/?

When I first discovered masturbation, I was afraid that I would end up growing a human child inside of my hand from all the cum I got on it so I would stretch a condom over my hand and stroke myself with it.

Am i c-cool? Also?

>get new job
>qt talks to me
>learn we have a lot in common
>really like her
>tell her i like her
>she doesn't want to date
>stumble across her tumblr linked on her instagram account
>always says stuff about how she's asexual and doesn't want a relationship
>just today posted "having a loving mutual relationship would be Ok"
>literally just expressed my feelings for her a few weeks ago and know for a fact she was interested in me at one point

what did she mean by this? did i do somethings wrong?

>>74376338
no lol

>>74375167
Goodnight canada

>denmark
more like dumark L M A O

>>74376534
lmao how will they ever recover

>>74376369
Drink bleach.

>>74376564
Drink bleach.

*ignores your insults despite the fact that they still hurt*

>>74370604
I've returned. Some of you need to hide your girlfriends better ;)

>>74376459
>good night
>it was 10am in toronto when he went to sleep
what did he mean by it?

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>>74375695
tfw I'm trying

got a call back from two office jobs waiting to hear, waiting on 2 others

I'm a freak

This board is a circus and i'm the freakiest

what is your problem
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>>74376694
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.

>>74376727
stop being rude to me please

>>74376755
Fuck off and die.

https://files.catbox.moe/8t9e0m.webm

Me on the left

>>74376534
You should hang yourself from the flagpole you have outside your own house.

>>74376779
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>74376809
stopppppppp

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So hot.

*starts singing a japanese anime song*

*starts singing korean pop song*

*compliments you on your singing*

*encourages you to sing more*

*starts farting*

*compliments you on your farting*

*encourages you to fart more*

*starts killing Jews*

*blushes then thanks you*
*tells you that i feel very comfortable with you*

fuck in the ass with a shotgun

*tells you I was being sarcastic and makes fun of your singing*

*filters el haitANO*

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he wants to suck my cock

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*breaks the combo and upsets everyone*

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me on the left

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****OFFICIAL****

****THREAD****

*****THEME*****

https://youtu.be/rzvXBFwcyek

jaskjaksjkajskajskajkajskajka

I was supposed to get drunk yesterday but I forgot.

>>74376369
I was expecting her to blog about you

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>didn't get tomorrows menu with my breakfast
these fucks are going to pay

If dubs I slice my wrists

what did the red sox do to some fine and reputable black man? I cant find a source

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>>74377644
It's been nice knowing you bud

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>>74377644

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@74377644

Goodbye cruel world

>>74377670
No it hasn't. el haitANO is cancerous.

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>>74377658
threw peanuts at him and called him a ni-

nice young man

>>74377644
post pics

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https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc6_1493741727

watch it

every second is intense, worth watching til the end

>>74377718
what is $500 dollars to a hospital lmao

I think being in a class full of ugly guys with acne made me look better by comparison since I'm extremely average looking.

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>>74377558

****REAL THREAD THEME COMING THRU*****

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjgm3xHr96Q

*cries and tells canada to beat up america*

*slaps the Dane's mantits*

Drink lemon juice, it is very good for you and will make you feel wide awake in the morning.

>>74378008
Sounds unpleasant. What about orange juice instead?

*comforts denmark and tells america to meet at the flag pole after school*

*informs the UN that because Canada is the one who started the fight by challenging me, what I'm about to do is allowed*
*beats up Canada and steals Quebec from him*

>when your general doesn't have any memes so you import memes from other generals

Quebec should join the US. They would get a lot more money than what Ontario is able to bully out of Alberta.

*somalis the swedes wife*

>>74378071
Orange juice is alright but there is nothing like lemon juice.

Not to mention lemon juice breaks up things like bladder/kidney stones so you never have to worry about them as well as being an anti-bacteria. Lemon juice really is an all in one thing that you should drink some of at least once in a while.

After awhile you'll get use to it and even enjoy it. One day I drank and entire bottle of it because I felt like shit and it made me feel much better and cleared up my sore throat and everything.

I have reasons to believe that Canada is the mastermind behind everything bad in the world and that the United States of America is just a pawn being controlled by them.

off to do a poo then a shower
later lads

>>74378181
Which have you imported

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>>74378274

NEW

>>74378254
>not pooing in the shower