Lemon juice edition
Fifth for MattyB
https://files.catbox.moe/8t9e0m.webm
>left cat - me
>snail - /cum/
>right cat - non-/cum/ posters
>>74378750
hey
>>74378750
reported you h*cking pedophile
>>74378750
If only I were a short angry lesbian with daddy issues, only then I would be able please the /g/ queen
>>74378964
I ain't reading that shit
>>74379020
Stay bluepilled
>>74378750
why is she so glossy?
Best state coming through
>>74379088
good post I agree
This is a pretty 3DPD white girl.
Need to get a hat for when I don't feel like fixing my hair
they seem to be all the rage amongst normies
>>74379062
conservacuckolds
>get told I'm moving to a different unit right a I'm about to go shower
WHAT THE FUCK
Going to go pick up trash around my neighborhood, see ya later buds~
>>74379724
FUCK DRUMPF
Taiwanese girls are the best
*succs some toes*
Myth:
>Jews don't create anything but only feed like a tobacco virus upon more ecologically self sufficient populations
Fact:
>Jonas Salk, an American Jew, developed the polio vaccine, saving millions of Gentiles from death or lameness
WOAH ANTISEMITES BTFO HOW WILL RORKES EVER RECOVER???
>>74379724
bit autistic
>>74378750
>Ottawa
Exactly the type of post I expected.
>>74379971
dregs of society
>>74379967
>one person who died decades ago speaks for the majority of a group today
not an argument
>>74378376
who is this fuccboi?
>>74380314
hope you say the same thing to /pol/
>>74381012
>going to /pol/ after zimzam
don't do that
*does that*
>tfw no gf
about to apply to for jobs at tim hortons buds
i'm at tim hortons right now, the next person that comes in this fucking restaurant i'm gonna beat him up
>>74381302
Don't do it. Work literally anywhere else.
Dollarama and Value Village are honestly GOAT for retail. Warehouses are pretty good too, assuming you're not a pussy.
Just avoid service at all costs.
good thing its online
go to bed, norway
no one wants you here
Just stomped some pasty white boi with a funny accent at a Tim Hortons, buds.
i... i didn't thought of that
>>74381458
That's racist!
also spotted some gayboi staring at me and posting on 4chan with his cellphone
>never give facebook my phone number
>get a text saying someone invited me to messenger
MOTHERFUCKING JEWS REEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25T0cbTcgVA&t=3170s
kawaii~neee~
Don't be scurd and confused, call 1-800-ax-gury
>>74379088
Chicago is shit
t. suburbs
>tfw never had a girl next door
story of your life
hmmmmmmmmm
yes
>>74379967
polio was a good thing, you jew lover
I remember when I thought bang bus was real
>>74378396
i hate snails
>>74382112
netherlands easily has way more than any country combined
>>74382262
if I see the fucking cat one more time
>>74382262
why don't these posters like cat?
>tfw i'm a clumsy airhead
Glanced at some playthroughts of the new Pokemon games. X/Y looks like shit.
Sun & Moon looks kinda fun bad. I'm a sucker for the Hawaiian theme, might go buy it.
>still playing pokemon
>>74382465
>he hasn't homebrewed his 3ds
>>74379971
Kind of rude...
>>74382514
>not playing Pokemon Gold/Snap/FR at least once a year
>ISMYITCY
>>74382573
I updated my 2DS when I bought it so I can't.
>handheld gaming
bing
I'm poor. I'm a NEET. I'm social welfare benefits.
1 up!
Work hard wage slave people are depending on you.
Taco Bell tendies
In every pokemon game I always get to the part where you catch the legendary pokemon then I autism out trying to get one with the best EV/IVs/HP and lose interest in the game before finishing it.
>>74382813
>>74382813
>I store several meme infographics on my computer, just in case.
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cXjcKTRWcg
>>74382806
what the fuck
Recaptcha is ridiculous.
>>74382896
>implying I'm not c/p from google
would you rather date a coalburner or a woman with a tattoo?
>electrical fire on campus caused my in-class exam to become a take-home
The call that saved anon's grade.
Hate seeing Californian plates desu.
>>74382968
what kind of tattoo?
>>74383071
t. Oregon
>>74383081
permanent
Should I make popcorn?
>>74383124
That was a given, but are we talking about a shitty tattoo like a tramp stamp or just a general tattoo like a sleeve or something?
>>74383124
neither
>>74382968
Tattoo
>>74383071
t. Nevada
>>74383134
you gonna do it properly?
>>74383095
>>74383177
Wrong.
>>74383027
>didn't study? no problem.
>>74383177
nah, Nevada needs us to survive
i'm sleepy, should i go to sleep?
>>>/v/375836926
My kind of thread.
>>74383162
If you have to keep breaking it down just say you would fuck a nigger lover
>>74383213
Can I get the quick rundown?
>>74381349
Don't do it.
I'm not hungry but I want to eat something
>got a pimple on my nose
>tfw it makes me look even more handsome and rugged
Had a veggie burger for brekkie
>>74382964
more like David ROIDtiz
Just now studying for my last final with three hours to go
>>74383227
I'm sitting on the toilet
>>74383227
I don't think you are sleepy o think you are lieing
I'm getting worried Assad is going to lose guys
>>74383591
what are you wearing?
life is an empty hallow void shell
fug zociedy
>>74383695
Sweatpants around my ankes and a tshirt
I'm making big poos
fucking roaches messing up my dictator worship
Life sucks. It's meaningless.
i jest wannt a jub
How do I get fat American bf?
dumb commie poster
be a woman in america
Nothing wrong with communism.
>>74383844
*throws your resume into the trash*
I'm going to join the army to try and give my life purpose
good idea yes/no
https://youtu.be/HYoHcExQjV4?t=1m2s
literally me
How do I get visa in America to get fat American bf?
Taxation is theft
>>74383932
photo credits: John Richmannington
who is this riley reid slut overtaking based Lisa for world's best porn star
>lives in california
>taxation is theft
mmmmmm
>>74383940
Terrible idea. Just listen to >>74383802 and learn to live with this fact.
>>74383975
ur mom taxes my semen every night
>>74383940
>army
>give life purpose
Join the marines
>>74384000
Umm sweety, i would be the one to know wouldnt i? :)
>>74383615
*snickers*hehe what *snickers again*
what makes you think that?
mmmm I want some mate tea
Don't fall for his lies
>>74384015
No it makes me depressive.
did i do good
>>74384012
stop namefagging
X in the Y with a Z
>>74384079
b-but he's the most wonderful game developer there ever was
my adoration hor Him and His work knows no limit
I-I love Him
No keep namefagging its easier to filter
FUCK anime and FUCK trumpf
>>74384112
That's fucking RACIST
FUCK WYPIPO
>>74384112
link the quiz
>>74384112
Fucking disgusting racists.
really don't want to go back to help desk
it was a mistake.
*devours feces*
>>74384175
and Wypipo?
feeling sad today
>the country tries to come together against racism last night in boston
>standing ovation for the brave young black man who stood up to racism against all odds
>an unmoved chris sale strikes him out in 3 pitches
>next at bat throws behind a poor hispanic boy and is seen muttering "send that n***** my regards"
>then strikes out the poor hispanic boy too
>ends the inning with 3 consecutive strike outs (KKK???!???)
>is seen walking back to the dugout yelling "how did that n****** like THOSE nuts?"
Why is this man allowed in major league baseball? I thought this was suppose to be a diverse and progressive league. Boston shouldn't be allowed to have a baseball team.
here is the test
https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/Study?tid=-1
>>74384203
But its so comfy
Getting paid to shitpost RIGHT NOW
Tell me about fat uncut American cockies
>>74384250
Wh*te people are all racist and should be killed desu
>>74384250
keg
>>74384269
It's nice when you don't have a constant stream of interactions coming in but that practically never happened at my old job
*slurping noises*
Why is such a racist policy like affirmative action still allowed?
>>74383997
Lisa Ann is disgusting and so is Riley Reid.
Fucking pock marked chipmunk nigger lover.
>>74384408
REVERSE RACISM DOESN'T EXIST YOU FUCKING RACIST REEEEEEEEEEE
that's what they keep telling me
>>74384408
EYO WE STRUGGLIN SENPAI
*gets into college for practically nothing*
*spends entirety of life savings on overpriced streetwear*
*drinks heavily every night*
*takes six years to graduate with a communications degree*
Can't wait
>>74384337
Get in a smaller company then. Try looking for an offbranch of a bigger company so you can easily climb to sysadmin and shit
>Lisa Ann is disgusting
>>74384534
Old hag
>Lisa Ann
whoa who let this mare out of the stable
>>74383997
Umm excuse me baxk the fuck off???
Nothing wrong with riley reid
>women should be tolerated because my ballsack says so!
Grow up
>>74384507
all my roommates do is smoke weed in our room and play Madden/2K all day and I'll bet dollars to donuts they have a B/C in their classes
>>74384534
used up
>>74384012
what's the survery
>>74384556
we're not talking about your mother
>>74384601
>>74384638
>Lisa Ann is his pornfu
>In 2017
Hows it like being 13?
>>74384675
TOP 5 PORN STARS
1. Lisa Ann
2. Marie Mccray
3. Larkin Love
4. Elsa jean
5. Krystal Boyd
debate me
>>74384534
She looks like a pleather bag with deformed balloon tits and has taken more nigger dicks than your mom.
The definition of shit taste plebbitry.
>>74384717
>>74384751
Doesn't larkin love mostly do cuck porn?
shameful
>>74384771
>>74384760
good posts
>>74384774
name one porn star who is actually attractive
they're all ugly as shit if you look at still pictures of them
tale me a badtime story
>>74384822
fuck white pipo and fuck drumpf!
>>74384822
An Indian learned to use the toilet
ah well sorry this story hasn't been written yet x-D
>>74384751
pretty bad taste
>>74384874
post yours then
>>74384751
Garbage. Pure garbage.
>having taste in porn stars
literally kys please
>>74384822
Once upon a time there was a Pajeet
Who pulled down his pants and shat on the street
As he wiped his ass and got his hand dirty
He said "India superpower by 2030"
>no tara tainton
smfh
>knowing the names of porn stars
>watching professional porn
>>74384774
Shoo shoo
Taiwan is literally heaven on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oNDqsjLe9M
>Garbage. Pure garbage.
How do I make today better guys.
Kinda shitty so far. At least it stopped raining. Might go driving again.
>All pornstsrs are actually ug-
>>74385007
have a few beers then practice highway driving.
>>74385045
she's not good looking
>>74385045
horseteeth and manface
>having a favorite porn star
>having a top 5 porn star list
don't do this
>>74384820
Tori Black looks cute in no makeup pics but the coal burning ruins her.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74385007
I'd like to try out speedballing
I think the experience would be extremely intense
>>74385045
that tattoo made me puke
That's because you don't find anyone besides chinks attracrive
staci silverstone is the only beautiful porn star
Something about professional pornstars is just off. I can't stand to look in their eyes for too long.
>>74385048
I gave up drinking a few days ago remember.
>>74385123
drug r bad mmmk?
>>74385158
we call that "jew face"
>>74385185
never too late to take it up again
canada should be a porn star
>>74384751
What is wrong with you seriously
>>74385231
post yours then, if you're so smug
why is the chink takeover taking so long
Canada here. This trip blows dick so far. My friend is ultra retarderd and I'm pretty much doing all the planning which is stressing me the fuck out so much I've decided to just come home sooner how. Not going to Amsterdam anymore, just going straight home on Monday. Never go on a trip with stupid people or without doing proper planning.
nobody here can even work up the gumption to compete with my list
sad!
>>74385396
Wtf I'm in Paris why do I have a UK flag
>>74385400
I know of a few good looking pornstars but I don't know their names
>>74385400
Your list is shit except for marie mccray
Anyone who has Lisa Ann is a fucking pleb shit taste faggot
>>74385557
POST
YOURS
Top five girls:
1. Seulgi
2. Seulgi
3. Seulgi
4. Seulgi
5. ChoA
>tfw you'll never live in a houseboat and travel up and down the mississippi river living a vagrant lifestyle
I'm bored. Going to jerk to gooks, brb.
>>74385801
how was it?
I think Placer is playing up the whole shit taste gimmick for (You)s. No one can be as completely detached from reality as he pretends to be
How do we cure the rampant yellow fever in cum? Will hot french girls do the trick?
should film and book titles be changed so americans don't feel threatened?
i only know the name of one jap pornstar, i don't understand people who obsess over certain girls
Faye Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everybody
>>74385847
slav posting
>>74385396
uk sucks ass
trips can work without planning but you need people who are able to adapt and not be lazy
>>74385396
>Never go on a trip with stupid people or without doing proper planning
glad you learned your lesson
>>74385396
Why not continue by yourself
>>74385847
i honestly can't figure out how anyone is attracted to asians desu
it's mind boggling
attractive asians do exist but it's very very rare
Xev Bellringer
Ai Uehara
Tara Taiton
Melissa Moore
Lexi Belle
Riley Reid
>>74386105
literally drumpf on mexicans
>lexi belle
I enjoy brapposting
>>74386121
>Xev Bellringer
Very punchable face
>>74386121
>Lexi Belle
shame that she got fat
>>74386105
They're extremely cute when they don't have that alien look and you never look at them from the side.
is everyone 16 here?
waahh muh pron stars big biger tets X_DD
>taco belle
>>74386129
Fuck Drumpf
@74386158
>lisa ann fag trying to meme
>>74386185
Exceptionally rude
>>74386195
She lost the weight and is at pretty good thickness, not too skinny like before but not fat like that one time
even worse than taco belle, he picked an asian actress
>>74386230
Pornstars is sophisticated discussion, brainlet
I honestly don't know a single porn star listed ITT besides the disgusting old hag Lisa.
>is everyone 16 here?
>waahh muh pron stars big biger tets X_DD
low test beta
>>74386350
says the one who watches anime
does anyone else see it? I just want to give her a black eye or shatter her jaw with my fist
>>74386383
think you need a little settling down time
>>74386383
I want to give her something, all right
How do I get the courage to ask a girl out
gf meme is the worst meme
>>74386460
just bee urself :)
>>74386460
just b urself
how tall is everyone here?
I'm 6'3
>on an anime website
>doesn't watch anime
hmmmmm
>>74386460
Step 1: Bee Confident
Stepo Two: Bee You'reself
https://youtu.be/6KFuwST7QFM
>you will never go out shopping for shirts with your little man
>>74386460
be yourself, you wouldnt want to be living a live for the rest of your life
is this Finland guy actually Finnish or is he CIA?
>>74386673
me in pic
Is honey mustard the best condiment in the world?
>>74385569
Sounds like you're looking for recs to fix your shit taste.
Lily Love
Katerina Hartlova
Mia Malkova
Alexis Texas
Penny Flame
Sensi Pearl
Sunny Lane
>>74386763
I'm a Dijon man myself
>>74385596
Choa > Slug
Aioli is the best condiment in the world.
next best is hot sauce
>>74386792
I'll give you hartlova, but there is nothing attractive about penny flame
reminder there is nothing cucked about caring about the environment. there's a very good chance we will destroy ourselves and baking ourselves to death by turning earth into venus is one of many ways
>>74386673
Heres a handy guide
>Is it a foreign flag?
>Is it rare?
>Is the only conversation hes starting/participating in is about being noatalgic for some stupid shit 3 years ago orsports?
>Are all his images attached a varient of pepe?
If the answer to two of those is yes, then congratulations youve found CIA!
Finland isnt CIA hes just autistic
>>74386963
Very good. I want to see the end of the world
>>74386968
>noatalgic for some stupid shit 3 years ago orsports
Dumb mobileposter
>>74386968
cia does more than that
Heels are nice. Wish it didn't snow all the time and girls wore heels.
>32 waist pants and I still need a belt
for fucks sake
What's a good meal to cook with these ingredients:
Cheese
Onions
>>74387185
omellete
>>74387217
don't have eggs
>>74387185
Burger
>>74387244
so go buy some
>>74387185
eat the onions raw, put chese on top of the slices
>>74387249
don't have bread
don't have hamburger
>>74386968
he posts brady a lot too
>>74387308
So go buy some
feeling low energy buds
>>74387337
Other people bradypost
i HATE cia now
>I bradypost
get some exercise
drink some water
>>74387308
hmmm maybe
exercise is for niggers
>>74386963
https://youtu.be/FcxrWUTzrUA
>>74386092
too pussy to take control
mastrbated
>>74387536
t. fat pale mess
>>74387924
we probably came at the same time
>>74387924
see your brain is already rotting from it
cant even see your typo