/brit/

don't care. vagina feels better than friendship

don't care. vagina feels better than friendship

wtf are these virgin additions?

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>friendship feels better than vagina

>>74146641
unironically agree

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Grace

might start filtering tripcodes ironically

>>74146678
Alienesque

stop fucking making threads early

https://libraryofbabel.info/browse.cgi
Hex name: https://pastebin.com/raw/HAxgh5pi
Wall 3, shelf 2, volume 22, page 198

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Look what I got

>>74146709
I filter all of them. Every one of them.

my penis is rather small I think

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reminder that /brit/ is a virgin general

>>74146718
only because of your hairline
but why did you quote me?

>>74146751
cunt

what's the oldest female you've shagged lads? 36 here.

NEED a russsian gf

>>74146774
84 here

>>74146762
>bullying men experiencing balding

Haram

>>74146774
I didn't ask.

Keep doing a remember back to times when I was flirting with this one 10/10 qt and feeling secondhand embarrassment at myself. I guess that's just embarrassment, but you know what I mean.

>>74143963
>OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
>
>HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE
>
>WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE
>
>OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdo4Eyw4DqM#t=19s

>>74146750
me on the left

far left

@leaf

only batty boys, deanos with dismal palates and people from Somerset drink cider here.

>>74146774
39

She's 41 or 42 now

>>74146774
didnt ask your mum for her age but she looked fucking old LOL

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Hmmmmmmm

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>>74146836
I used to be quite confident and charming until it all went wrong

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>he talks to women outside of his family for anything other than because he is attracted to them

>>74146774
30 and I'm 25...

Want to fuck my hairdresser. She is 49 but fit as FUCK. her body is so tidy and she's also quite small with a pretty face. Want to fuck her all over.

>>74146774
I shagged a 44 year old man once

>>74146721
well that was a waste of time

>>74146774
got powerfucked by a 45 year old twink once

>>74146862
must be so exhausting being one of these people
I dont know how they do it

love guys

>>74146894
>and she's also quite small
nonce

ah yes biological sex is harmful to transpeople

love guys bums

>>74146911
it's actually quite a rare literary find

>tfw the runt of my core friendship group has more friends than me
am i the new runt?

>>74146774
51 year old woman, I was 23

Classical guitar or piano

https://youtu.be/oEfFbuT3I6A

What's it like shagging an old bird lads?

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Just bought a ps4 lads, haven't had a console since the 360 I bought

GTAV (Already played it on 360 but it's so good I'll replay it)
Assassins Creed London
MGS5
Bloodborne
God of War 3
Uncharted 4
The last of us
Battlefield 1
Tomb Raider
Doom
Need for Speed
Resident Evil 7
The Witcher 3
Fallout 4

Thoughts on my return to gaming?

I use my phone while driving, even post on /brit/ sometimes

what did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/857525710193213440

Any goos threads on /pol/ atm?

What is the point of this thread? Just cunts chatting shit trying to get (You)s

>>74147001
shoulda got a pc

>>74147019
Post address, I WILL heem you.

>>74147001
you've got movies, multiplats that are better on pc, and one actual good exclusive game
bravo

lmao at the mongs who think infinite means all inclusive

>>74146949
Mate fuck off. She's 49 years old.

I'd still fuck her if she was 6ft

love willies

Are boris reminded me of this absolute banger today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trbvx1U6Ry8

>>74147051
I don't even own a PC and I'm not going to buy one to play games like a weirdo

>>74147069
ever sucked a yank cock

>>74146991
what was it like

bit scared I'm a brainlet lads

>>74146930
Attention is like high calorie protein bars

>man poo
>pooleini

>>74147056
what does it mean

>>74147001
what is this list?

>>74147083
whats weird about paying less money for games to play them in higher definition with no monthly fee?

got a potentially gay question lads

love gay porn but now and then you got condoms
not really interested in that

the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>74147083
(((they've))) done a number on you

>>74147131
Play it safe and ask >>>/lgbt/ instead of us

>>74147130
Because only a small minority of weirdos play games on PC

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>when a yank girl hears the /brit/ accent

>>74147103
Not yet x

Who or what would you die for?

How long before XboxOne gets replaced?

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Redpill me on this bellend

ended up eating 7 (seven) jammy dodgers for dessert

>>74147171
memes

Went to a guys house earlier to buy something and we had to swap some details over which meant logging into each others' email accounts.

I'm so glad there was no weird shit on my account.

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jesus fuck

>>74147178
2020

>>74147179
swaglord is my role model

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listening to a playlist on Spotify that's taking me back to year 10/11 summer

>>74147179
He's a literal kike

>>74147105
Awkward af tbqh it wasa mistake haha

>>74147219
Looks mongish

>>74147179
he's the guy that stickies threads on [s4s]

>>74147171
Wakefield and the lads down the ufc gym

I wonder if any woman has ever thought sexually about me.

Probably not.

>>74147240
liiiiiiiiiink
wait how old are you

got called a spanner in homebase

>>74147153
this is wrong. steam has more users than xbl or psn.

>>74147272
Probably has happened.

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need a grimes gf

>>74147246
>>74147261
When did he become some sort of 4chan spokesperson

>>74147179
damn, Swaglord is handsome

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>steamcucks

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>>74147312
Never met one in real life and me and the lads are work are going to play Battlefield on PS4 not PC (LOL)

>>74147326
Hes a mod who enjoys the spotlight, paradoxically

>>74147179
>virgin
>getting BTFO by your own phone

howling

>>74147326
He wrote a piece about the alt-right or memes or some shite recently that people said was accurate.

Bit weird not knowing anyone who plays FM.

>>74147351
we can already emulate ps3

>>74147276
22

"Singalong Indie Hits"

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What did he mean by this?

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Why are Arab men so good looking?

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facial hair today vs 1 year ago. Filling in like crazy all of a sudden

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Just wasted loads of money because I'm too lazy to cook the chicken that's upstairs

This makes a change from the fried chicken I've ordered the last ten times

why the fuck would you buy a console

>>74147357
thats because you hang around and work with plebs

>>74147422
because you are a gay nigger

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>>74147430
>£17 on a chinese

>>74147422
>arab
>that tall

cherry picking

>>74147422
looks italian
>>74147424
alri jawlad
your face looks different

>>74147430
>2 charge delivery
LITERALLY WHY

>console

runt-meter is going haywire

>>74147457
Not gay desu

>>74147467
In what way?

>>74147424
lol you're proper insecure about this aren't you

remember last time you posted it you added a disclaimer on the science of beards

you have a nice jawine, no need for a beard

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>pc cucks will NEVER play red dead redemption or rdr2

>>74147478
£2**

>sweet and sour pork/chicken/prawn balls

these are kinda of grim to be honest

>>74147424
Did my chin get bigger? wtf

>>74147501
I wouldn't say insecure but I really want a beard

>>74147179
i thought exposing your status as staff was against the rules
or are (((they))) exempt as usual

>>74147499
more pronounced jaw and nose
plus a bigger chin

>>74147478
I'll reconsider next time

fuck off back to /v/ you cretins

>>74147437
it's honestly just ignorance. lack og basic pc knowledge. technical illiteracy

>>74147424
Get filler for your undereye hollows

Nice forward growth though

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the chinese near me is fantastic and I love it but every other chinese I've ever got has been AIDS
maybe I've just become accustomed to my local

>>74147422
Most masculine

Stubble game

>74147548


HAT THIS POST ASAP

>50p (fifty pence) to pay by ccard

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Acrus cloud above belfast lads right now

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spark of genius, or the rambling of a mad man?

>>74147590
Chemtrail.

going to fail my final year uni exams because i'm too lazy to revise ahahah

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hehehehe

>>74147424
alri crimson chin why's your beard so shite? bet you have no test

>>74147588
>turn around 360 degrees
>go to local tesco or other large chain that doesn't want to hide its transactions under the till
let them starve if they can't adapt to 2017

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>HAT THIS POST ASAP

>has to pay regularly to play online games
>can't just torrent games he wants to play offline
>worse graphics and performance
>can't use any controller he wants
b-but we have 2-3 good games that aren't on pc so it's ok

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>>74147424
Mine

I'm 21

>>74147506
I can play RDR on my ps3, which I bought for £50 at the end of it's lifespan and played all the exclusives for it for about a fiver each. And RDR2 will come to PC, mark my words, it will. It'll just be a year or two after the GOTY version is released on consoles. And if not, i'll just play it on PS4 when the PS5 comes out and it's about a tenner

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getting drunk alone on K cider as per
more job searching tomorrow
theres always the slight chance i'll die in my sleep to look forward to

there is nothing wrong with having low test

just realised that ethiopia looks like an anime woman cuz he got plastic surgery

state of his weird posts about eye sacks and tear ducts and shit

>>74147633
them feels

got 6000 words due in a week and not even started yet hahahahahahahahaahah

Got a fairly fat willy lads (5.75 inch circumference). Can't wait to shag a girl with it.

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>>74147590
>>74147622
Better res

im sick of people whinging about the nanny state

most people act pretty poorly and make poor decisions that impact society as a whole making restriction neccessary

>>74147664
baldy

>>74147590
made me look and there isn't ya wee wanker

consider yourself well and truly DOXXED tho

>>74147684
stop resisting the looks theory redpill you runt

>>74147684
yeah I'd believe he's had surgery
he doesn't quite look human (not in a rorke way)

>>74147708
agree tbqh, if it means having a safe, efficient and comfy society i'm all for it

>>74147691
bitch I got a fucking 40 pages long dissertation due in next week and literally got 2 pages so far. Only finished programming yesterday.

>>74147684
Didn't get plastic surgery, you goof. If I had, I would look good.

>>74147121
boundless

my pathos is emerging

>>74147710
Yeah almost haha

It's alright though. Shaved my head to a 1 before already and I can pull it off fine

>>74147639
If this is 1 year then it will pretty much be full in another year.

I actually have high test. its DHT that causes beard growth and some men convert T to DHT better than others, which is why some men go bald and others don't. I have a thick head of hair.

>>74147664
Nice one mate. Looks good.

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Doing a watch

>>74147739
oo, you're hard

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>>74147664
is that you connor

>>74147684
pics?

Incompetent at life, I need shipping off to a concentration camp asap

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ah yes, typical hot girl thinks she has a problem

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*passes you on the wrong side of the road whilst mumbling in spanish*

how can i tell whether i have high test or not

>>74147760
aye lad im sure you and your pubic milimetre long mutton chops are brimming with test lad like i can practically see the test dripping off each individual facial hair

all fucking 3 of them

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>>74147564
Not sure what you mean

I don't have bags or anything. Just gets a bit dark when I'm tired

>>74147695
Love watching amateur porn where the lad has a big, fat cock... it looks absolutely sensational, for him and her. Cannot wait until I've got a girl sliding on my 6.5x5.75 wonka.

>>74147806
>santander
Nationwide got better offer in basically everything. Not sure why would anyone bank with them.

>>74147760
Thanks mate. My hairline is receeding massively though. Must he high on DHT.

>tfw cum VERY quickly during sex

END IT

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>>74147743

>>74147794
yeah fucking hate these posts

they're like

>i have anxiety
>yes even I have anxiety

and bullshit micros like that

this is what im listening to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywVCKXiIzgQ

>>74147831
literally in love with you

>>74147863
>micros
what

planning a mass extermination of the testicle race
the bollockaust

adding whixh to my personal lexicon

>>74147843
their current account was best in class for instant access cash savings all last year tbqh

>>74146750
christ

>>74147831
ah yes i've seen this before it would appear that your tear ducts are 3mm too small for the width of your eyes and your turkey skin under your lower eyelid means you're automatically docked a point of attractiveness but its easy fixed we just need to inject more skin into your eyelid and grab your tearduct with a hook and pull it so it's closer to that singular hair in your unibrow and then you'll be gorgeous like me

t. ethiopia

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>>74147824
now you've hurt my feelings

>>74147846
Most likely. At least you can grow a good beard.

>>74147878
DEANO MY SON

>>74147781
Nah I'm only quarter Irish and I'm not a manlet I'm 6'1

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>>74147897
>keeping your savings on a current account
ISHYGDDT

>>74147889
a gimmick I'm inventing glad you asked

so if i held a door for a womyn it'd be microsexism etc etc

honestly lad i dont even know

>>74147794
ah yes, typical /brit/ nerd thinks only jaded outcasts like himself can have problems

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>>74147861
Tell me where I've had cosmetic surgery.

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>tfw hairy body but poor facial hair
>tfw deep but croaky voice
>tfw defined jawline but average chin

>>74147960
post the one where you look like a jojo character but if someone pood on it

>>74147883
Are you a girl?

Could do with some fanny

>>74147960
so mate what is your ethnic composition

you have asian eyes and straight hair but black skin

and a european nose

>>74147960
you have glaucoma

>>74147947
it was a better rate than any cash ISA or saver...if you needed low risk, govt. backed, instant access it was the way to go.

do some reading fucko

>>74147957
>nerd
reddit

>>74147960
melanin enhancement

transplanted dog eyes into human eye sockets?

>>74147947
they've got a fat student overdraft tbf

>>74147960
Was your father a frog or chinese or something

What the fuck are you, you fucking Ethiopian mutant

>>74147960
You need a hair transplant, genio and orbital decompression to ascend buddy boyo

>>74147947
better APR

>>74147635
haha

>>74147966
>tfw little hair anywhere
>tfw bitch voice
>tfw defined chin but weak jawline
meet me behind the school bins for a fight

>>74148036
Very legit.

>>74148031
>doing overdraft
only uneducated people do it. Credit card won't rape you with fees compared to overdraft if you use it responsibly.
>>74148038
not worth the risk of keeping thousands on a current account

>>74147960
can tell you where you should lmao
just toying with you lad we're all just trying to get through life one day at a time and I hope you're comfortable doing it in your own skin

>>74147960
oh my dayssssss blud
mans hairline's so far back it's growing cob webs senpai

>>74148089
>risk
utter mong
fuck off

bbc news uses green screen so it looks like guests are in the studio when they aren't

I wonder what else they lie about

>>74148077
I doubt you can afford any of that shit though lad tbqhwy, not even a central European could

>>74148089
but the student overdraft is free and uneducated is hardly an insult to someone who is a student and hence by definition getting an education you binbag

bought a pair of adidas ultraboosts
now I have two pairs of adidas ultraboosts
hope everyone is having a similarly boosty day

>>74148133
Legit.

'cide inducing

>>74147957
nah what actually pisses me off is the fact that i wouldn't describe myself as far off from her (just male) and i would never make one of these posts or make such a big deal in public about my issues.
so essentially i think she is doing it to seek validation, which seems pretty sad to me after what she's been through

need a melanin injection

S T A T

>>74148159
he's quite literally a millionaire

>>74148159
hello new cunt
I'd bet he's much richer than you

i'm scarily fast at clicking off porn when one of my family members barges in

reckon i could have been a good gunslinger...the fastest hand in the west

>>74148174
>and i would never make one of these posts or make such a big deal in public about my issues
because, i'm guessing, you aren't an extroverted chick

>>74148171
but dude you're black, why don't you just shave it all off like most black guys
looks way more normal than white guys with shaved heads

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>>74148069
hehe

Need a melatonin injection

S T A T

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who sad here

>>74147960
honestly just shave your head mate

>>74148201
bet you've got the fastest hand in the south too if that's how you spend your evenings wahey

poo then cigarette

or

cigarette then poo

>>74148233
dang

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>>74148257

>>74148226
what part of
>wouldn't describe myself as far off from her
do you not get?
i am pretty extroverted i just wouldn't put that shit on facebook or even talk about it apart from with my close friends

>>74148163
it is a great trap for students. Here is 3k overdraft which is free for the time being. You won't be able to pay it within interest free period anyway, so better use these money for buying a stock of lube for use 6 months from now.
Also most students doing arts or other shit cannot be possibly considered educated. They go to uni just for parties and (((free))) overdrafts and loans

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Need a heroin injection

S T A T

fucking hate being so pale

honestly considering using a sunbed
probably won't though

>>74148231
Last week a girl walked past me at the club and ran her fingers through my hair and tickled my neck.

I pretended I didn't notice of course because I'm a gentleman, but hair, however little is present, is life.

>>74148171
I bet /brit/ hits you deeper than the generic racism you receive elsewhere

business idea: wear hats

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>Also most students doing arts or other shit cannot be possibly considered educated.

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>>74148275
heeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74148284
the overdraft is free for 4 (four) year you camel shagging paki

>>74148275
unironically wearing a jumper like that with headphones on but with adidas tracksuit trousers

>>74148201
Not as quick as janny.

>>74148189
>>74148194
Shut up white boys

'opia lad is coming to 'raha to watch the MotoGP in summer and we've already arranged to bum eachother, so fuck off

*gives you nuggies*

>>74147960

Ethiopians are truly non-blacks with black skin.

Caucasoids should get their own planet, we could be like fucking elves.

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bought this bag, looks properly fucking stupid on me

love how the chon talks shit about non-whites constantly but when a non-white shows himself everybody changes their tune

>>74148295
Let's trade

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Me Timothy James Farron outside my provided house in London on the 9th of June 2017

>>74148375
deano bag tbqhwy

>>74148271
it's never nice having a smoke and needing a poo

>>74148378
fuck off nigger

>>74148279
you've deviated quite a bit from
>typical hot girl thinks she has a problem
but anyway assuming you can empathise with her issues to some degree, why does it bother you that she chooses to deal with them in a different, more open way than you would?

*gets /brit/ into a headlock*

>>74148378
it's a concept called banter you cockhound

>>74148433
*sighs*
fancy letting me out soon mate?

>>74148428
advice considered

but idk the gentle stimulation from holding it in is nice

vagina feels like friendship

>>74148378
Yeah, people are always nice to poley and the agerian.

>>74148375
arse

>>74148378
hello nigger

>>74148439
uhhh racism isn't banter lad

*sneers at you*

>>74148326
I always wear a hat. Also on 5mg of fin daily. Gonna get a hair transplant next year failing that

>>74148411
its like a fucken 3D box that sticks out, it isnt saggy and flat like normal bags

>>74148432
because like i said, i think she's seeking validation which doesn't seem to be a positive step but is a callback to her previous attitude of self-destruction and narcissism
i agree with you in some ways but i just felt it worth posting here because literally everyone who comments on that post would only ever be positive so there isn't any room for debate and it definitely wouldnt be appropriate there

/brit/ is comprised of straight virgins and gay sex havers

>>74148456
*constricts tighter*

ethiopia is a qt :3

used to really like the idea of visiting canada until I went on /brit/ and hated absolutely every leaf post

western society needs to go back to an agarian society

>>74148505
You're on the international board, go to pol you stupid chink.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fT8ElbZTGdg

мнe нaдo Pyccкaя дeвyшкa oчeнь cкopo

(I need a rusian gf asap)

>>74148470
mate just go take a shit and then have a fag straight afterwards, will be much more satisfying

>>74148542
*elbows you in the bollocks*

>>74148378
this isn't /b/

>>74148533
fair enough, honestly i just felt like being contrarian

>>74148539
http://www.strawpoll.me/12839682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12839682
http://www.strawpoll.me/12839682

/brit/ seems slower than usual tonight

>>74148576
Would love to have a farm. But not actually work the land.

Just smoke on the porch and watch the sun sail the sky

>>74148507
Post you in a hat

>>74148601
*constricts even tighter*
*moans in euphoria*

many 'iggers and 'akis in leeds?

>>74148576
depends how it's structured
if you mean like feudal times, nah. everyone will have to pull their weight.

NEED A GF LIKE THIS FUCKING STAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDJvCFjZ78c&feature=youtu.be

>>74148650
*passes out*

love pints

there are 2 types of people:

the gay sex havers
and the gay sex have nots

>>74148627
me in the virgin straight category

like controlla

hello boys x

HATE 's

('t 's, 't ''t 'e 'm 'e 's)

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me and the gf

>>74148686
'''''comedy'''''

>>74148807
*kisses you*

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are you more of a spurdo or gondola guy, lads?

>>74148868
gondola everytime

>>74148868
more of "not an underage runt" kinda guy

>>74148827
is there a word to describe this british frank but cheeky way of speaking?

are all you runts waiting for the next thread to spam your gimmicks?

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studentbux arrived

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>>74148868
gondola is comfy

3 0 0 +

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>>74148921

>>74148941
Bump limit is 310 you twat

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>>74148644
I look the same, just without le hairline exposed

>>74148827
depressing

business idea: not starting a new thread, moving on with our lives, and becoming productive members of society

>>74148986
alri mike

>>74148986
you look a lot better desu, cut your hair so you don't have tufts sticking out and you're good to go

NEW

>>74149050
>>74149050
>>74149050
>>74149050

>>74149011
I'm out

(get it, dragon den reference)

B U M P L I M I T R E A C H E D

A L E R T

A L E R T

>>74148986
cut your nails

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfZMKRMgka8&ab_channel=ENDZREPORTMEDIA

new favourite channel

>>74149011
I'm on board...if we all agree to not make a new, we'll all be a lot better off. One weak-link and we all remain in our respective troughs.

>>74149061
don't watch game of thrones, sorry